It me. Welcome to Pripyat.
>work in solid waste recycling
>new guy arrives, asks how it is down here
It's a shit job
>over 9000 kek
>employee of the month until my untimely death at the hands of cloned super Teddy Roosevelt
IT WAS ME, YOU FAGGOT
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT
Vault-Tec Rep 1: Whoa, what in the holy hell happened here, What experiment was being run in this vault again?
Vault-Tec Rep 2: There was no experiment, and this isn't one of our bunkers...
Vault-Tec Rep 1: Mother Of God.
THEN I'LL FUCKING MAKE HIM CLEAN IT UP. JUST BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.
BACK IN MY DAY, WE WERE GRATEFUL TO GET JOBS! ALL WE DID WAS STARVE AND OCCASIONALLY BEAT UP THE NERD DOWN THE STREET.
Well as long as they don't militarize-
i dont think john needed to cum out..
Armor bro here........anyone seen paul blart?
I propose we use our new >>684074291 >>684074669 Grand Army of The /b/unker to attack the villainous Mole People.
We will catch them off guard
i gots you some white wimmin to pay for my first month....?
Oh. Well if your interested i have a robco pipboy 3000 with 13 gigs of gay furry porn on it. Its a relic from vault 666. Only 200 caps. 100 if you van delete the gayfur porn. Let me warn you. Many have tried.
is this more to your liking?
Fuck that's all we need, now we're gonna get Asians
Armor bro again. Just a word of warning. Vaults have a bad habit of destabilised inhabitants. See in the vault im from we had a social stigma where people were forced into becoming sex slaves. We had quite alot of them. It all started when someone opened the door to the zoo level and all the niggers got lose. I see you have a clone problem......i would GTFO fast if i were you. Its already starting to degrade here. Vault 420 is doomed.
Since there is no opposition, the motion carries.
The remaining Gary Clones will be sent through the Mole Tunnels where they will invade Castle Mole. There they will catch the Mole People by surprise, and bring an end to this destructive conflict.
Once more The /b/unker still rule the underworld, and we shall have peace
EXCEPT GARY DOESN'T EXIST! IF HE IS A CLONE, THEN WHO IS THE ORIGINAL? WHAT IS A FAKE USEFUL FOR? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
It begins....your all going to die. Its vault 666 all over again!!!
If the clones aren't real, >>684076622
Then what the hell are we sending to the Mole People?!
Armorbro: Im licking myself in the reactor room ive seen this shit before in vault 666. Btw YOUR ALL GARYS. Overseer is the orginal! *Seals maglock door*
Garys all around, our overseer is a yolofag. Armorbro now sealed in the reactor room, having all control over the fate of this place. Fuck it. Fuck all y'all and this bunker. I'm going over to the cat bunker.
>we sent the Mole People sabatoged weapons
Excellent plan anon. The fiendish Mole People will try to retaliate, mistakingly with the sabatoged weapons. They will attempt to storm the /b/unker, but we shall be prepared.
ARM YOURSELVES MEN
In reality, we were the Garys
No time for shitter!
The moles are breaking in!
.......wait theres really a cat vault? I thought you were trolling!
They're sending us reinforcements nao, to help fight the devilish Mole People
All non-whites are being kicked out.
This is a white man's bunker.
The arrival of the Mole Army
W-would YOU be interested in a pipboy full of gay fur porn? Its a collectible from the famous vault 666.
Don't worry we have Shiggy on our side
And thus, the Battle of The /b/unker comes to an end.
Not a single Mole survived.
The tyranny of King Moleman has come to an end; as peace, justice, and /b/ live on, for centuries to come.
Na dude i told dave to fix it and instead he put the fur porn on it. Then dave got killed by one of the sexslaves in the ballpit which was really a drug pit filled with shit and syringes. I then traded the pipboy for hunnit caps. All the while niggers and sex slaves abound. Some mutant irradiated mexican shit in our ventilation shaft. While me sex slave number 7 and paul blart used segways to stop a reactor meltdown. I know nigga i was in that thread. Shit got real. Hence why im in the reactor room. But yes its a fine pipboy and it has the unique ability of opening the surface door. All yours for 200 hunnit caps.
That's the thing anon.
There never really was a Gary.
In reality we were Gary.
Gary is inside of us all.
In our hearts, dreams, and souls.
And as long as we remember this day, Gary will forever live on
Thats right! Now give me access to your computers and retube!! Also checked.
What the fuck?? Your guys reactor is twelve car batteries plugged into a banana. Cut into the banana is the word GARY.
Well i dont see how this kindof power setup would even work to supply your vault with electricity. Also maybe someone should calm moleman down hes gonna start a fire.
Now that we have come to truly understand the meaning of Gary, we must finish our conquest.
We march to Moletown, where we shall sack the village.
Loot to your heart's content.
Wipe out any remaining Mole People, whether it be man, woman, or child.
We take no prisoners.
Im just gonna replace it with an actual fusion cell.........
The doors mag locked feggit what na?!!
>We sacked the wrong town
The Jews will strike back, I fear another war on the horizon.
Ima gigglesnip ya m8!
Nuthins goin on down here go about your business.
Pic related. Its you.
I see what you did there
Our only allies are Cat Corner, Sandnigger Town, and The Worm Republic.
We're pitted against Jewtown, The Tunnelsnakes, The Confederacy of Nig Nogs, and any remaining forces of The Mole Empire.
Looks like we're fucked boys.
EVACUATE THE VAULT
It's too late the collapse of the vault has begun.
I'll stay back to fight Emperor Jew.
That's right I was wymin the whole time
I too want to practice singing anon... if you build it I will come