Vaguely describe a video game and have other anons guess it
>gotta kill my "brother"
>he's not my brother
> be imaginative boy
> mom is bible thumper
> play pretend in toy box to escape
> mfw I die in box
>stay in bed motherfucker
>get some weapons
>oh shit im too late
>go see an old fart
>dick around 3 times
>dick around 7 more times
>dick around one last time
>oh fuck piggy man
>no longer a newfag
>You and buddy fight in war
>Can choose your own path
>buddy always hates war
>fight a sword
>buddy betrays you
>fight a giant eagle
>buddy is main baddy
>fight him, win, disappear into history
>story told by people who fought you
>everything you know is gone once out
>keep pet so he kill
>go to town
>help people with special stuff
>go to bigger town
>either kill with other people or save
>continue playing game for 200000 r's
You can be brit alien mercenaries, a bitch with powers, or king kong
And I'm about to install this shit again cause this game is so fucking based
If you know what this is, you're my nigga
> chick removes her crown
> chick goes crazy
> chick finds out her mom was into beastiality
> chick ends up staying in a burned out village and not joining the epic battle, cuz I hate needles
>my brother is an asshole that wants my macguffin
>brother raises tower
>fight brother at top of tower
>brother takes my macguffin
>fight brother at the bottom of the tower
>macguffin gets stolen by some fool
>fight fool above tower
>get back macguffin
>win the day
I put way too many hours into this game, /b/ros.
>be rich white college boy
>take vacation to tropical island with girlfriend and other college-fags
>piss off local drug dealer and kill some natives.
>ditch white gf for native pussy
>native bitch is crazy and stabs you.
>Old Whore fights The Thing
>Old Whore is dead
>Travel around looking for other old cunts
>Turns out Old Whore was bad all along
>Fight Old Whore and The Thing
>Don't call me sherley
>knife guy in bathroom
>throw fash grenade
>go left, shoot more guys
>continue upstairs, killing guys
>last guy has hostage
>shoot his face
>do this in under a minute
I think so. I got it from Friends. I was watching with my girlfriend and wanted to pause it for a second. When I came back from the restroom I realized I had paused at the perfect moment. So I took a screenshot. .
>newfag on surreal pathway, weird weapons
>newfag fights giant shadow, turns out a dream
>newfag's island attacked
>newfag get another wierd weapon
>newfah travels worlds with autists, sealing shit
>newfag gets to the end of the end
>newfag finds big fucking door
>newfag, close the fucking thing already
>newfag still a newfag
>shit they stole our black guy
>get the kid and the sexy bitch and let's kick ass
>sometimes fight ultimate warrior (kinda)
>beat final boss scarface wannabe
>listen to the best ending credits tune EVER.
>disco lizard kills my wife
>obession with the color brown
>gotta pull rocks an sheit
>dad tries to control me
>Start in trainstation.
>Kill people with birds.
>Steal from communists.
>Take pills again.
>Go to china town.
>Poison a guy for his Kidney.
>Take pills again again.
>Go on Vacation.
>Vaguely brown people
> grappling hook and curb stomp breaks game
No more 20fps with 0.60 experimental, they actually managed to fix that shit.
Runs smooth as shit now, too bad the servers are worse than shit and the game doesn't actually have any content.
>pick one of 21 characters
>play some random objective
>see thicc oriental bitch with a blue gun
>starts spitting out gook sounds
>Xdddddd nerf the fukkin turret-man
extra bonus clue
>stupid bugs eatin' my meth
speaking of eggs do you think that 404 girl gets embarrased when she poops out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but I thought it was a pretty funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you guys have any pics of 404 girl pooing an egg while she looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha i'm just curios for laughs haha i would like to smell them haha
>speaking of eggs do you think that 404 girl gets embarrased when she poops out eggs in front of mario sorry if this ofends anyone but I thought it was a pretty funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you guys have any pics of 404 girl pooing an egg while she looks nervous or embrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha i'm just curios for laughs haha i would like to smell them haha
this always happens.
does nobody care or do they just not know?
Jeez ahm an emotional faggot
This one was very popular
More vague descriptions then
>Waifu 2.0 is all the sexy that 1.0 was not
>tfw she gets penetrated twice by someone other than me
>All along it was doge controlling my fate