Faces of /b/
Fucking reported to the FBI you terrorist scum
Roast me, boys
Glorious hat tho.
Fucking terrorist
>>684052030
nice hat. i went with the blue
>>684052030
Fidel Castro/10
Faggots
>>684052030
>>684052249
>>684052716
>>684052893
Step it up, faggots
>>684053467
I think you wins
From this post on you are only allowed to post in thread if you are wearing a hat
>>684053467
I'm you but stronger
I call dubs
roast me and ill roast your town skrubz
>>684052249
age?
>>684052893
post better pic plox
>>684054422
Too blurry man
Im in a shitty mood so why not?
>>684056469
why shitty?
>>684052030
This is me dressed for Comicon.
>>684056587
Why the fuck do you care, fucko?
>>684056469
Tits or GTFO
>>684056658
Ok then
>>684056469
if feemale, 8
if male, 7.
>>684056587
I miss my puppy
>>684056781
Nah im good
>>684056892
I look like a dude? :/
>>684054422
Get it how u hat
>>684052030
Post more selfies OP? You look like my brother
>>684057245
you are a dood
>>684057245
a little. post another from a different angle.
Rate m8
>>684052030
wtf. mariano?
>>684057157
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
In short: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
>>684054499
Checktttttt double dubs
>>684052030
Cuck
>>684057519
Yea......about that.
Im not.
>>684052030
>>684052716
Those are some bitchin' hats.
Non-Trump hats show up sideways on /b.
>>684057824
Tits post timestamp or get out bitch
>>684057567
O.o really??
Well i dont show my full on tits but heres some extreme cleavage to show otherwise lol
Halloween costume btw
>>684057466
>>684054422
got a hatless pic?
>>684056892
>Double standard
>>684056851
>>684058189
Now u gotta let those things out
>>684058189
god fucking daaaaaamnnnn
>>684056469
3/10
>>684057994
'she' cant
Gg
>>684058189
See how many hats u can put on yr head with yr tits out
>>684058605
Hair gel/10
>>684058189
would you show full on tits if I....offered you one of these???
>>684058605
pensive/10
>>684054499
You called it and went in full dubs..lucky faggot
>>684058556
He* can't
>>684059337
5.5
>>684058418
Nah im good
>>684058433
Well its a push up bra so i can only take credit for like 60% of that "god damn" lol
>>684058499
Nigga is you blind?
>>684058816
Tempting offer but no
>>684058605
douche/douche
We know you're all here for the numbers, so
>>684052030
Classy 9/10
>>684052249
Flatbill with sticker 3/10
>>684052716
Just enough sideburn 6/10
>>684052893
biker/10
>>684053135
4/10
>>684054422
Solid 7/10
>>684056346
A little generic looking but not bad 5/10
>>684056469
Redhead, smokin/10
>>684056603
Would cosplay with 7/10
>>684056851
You only need one, friend. 4/10
>>684057202
Thick nose but it suits your face 6/10
>>684057466
Shave and try not looking stoned. 6.5/10
>>684057614
Solid rockabilly fashion. The grease is too much though. 8/10
>>684058259
Eh 6/10
>>684058605
Highlights, filters, trying too hard. 5/10
>>684059337
Amazing jaw structure. Would facefuck 10/10
>>684061095
mmp
>>684061633
jesus fuck you're the most boring person in the world
even your hackneyed attempt at an 'expression' is boring.
>>684061811
okkk
>>684054636
faggot
>>684062747
lump
>>684056587
I was raped
>>684064506
I already answered faggot
>>684063924
age?
Unroastable
>>684064506
by a blind man, clearly
>>684064918
Dad is that you
>>684064918
yeah, you're right
roasting shit just melts it.
>>684065401
you're retarded. they literally used cowshit to start fires back in the day. it doesn't melt at all you fucking retard
>>684065662
diahrrea does, hick.
got nothing but 'retard' in your lexicon, figures.
know thyself, right?
>>684065662
The creator of the universe, God, even told people how to make fire out of shit and cook food over it in Ezekiel 4:12
>>684054636
can i suck your tits?
rate fags
>>684066418
fuk....wrong one. how do i delete?
>>684066471
i do remember that thread
Hey again b
>>684066471
pic related mr tiny dick
>>684067000
hey again mr jutting lower jaw neandertal
>>684064904
I think 22 at the time of the picture
>>684052249
Soflo?
>>684067290
Lol it isn't THAT bad
>>684065347
okay wow, you guys are disgusting. I'm not even here to complain. But yeah, I say I was raped and the first thing you go for is a joke?
>>684067639
>>>684067290(You)
>Lol it isn't THAT bad
bad enough to notice, plain bread
>>684067756
Mistake coming to /b/ for good feels m8.
I'm back gaise
>>684054636
You in Korea?
>>684067871
Alright fair enough
>>684067756
Yea i dont reply to lame shit like that
I know you wanna be me anon...but you just cant dear.
Im sad because i miss my puppy is all
>>684067956
Dammit got rekt :/
>>684067875
Not me faggot.
No one got raped
>>684067756
>I'm not here to complain
>complains
What are you here for? Comments on your 'desirability' from strangers on the internet? Posting insipid costumes like a child and contrived expressions as if you're interesting? Mentioning you're in a shitty mood to offset how unattractive you are and feel, mentioning that you've been raped for attention and sympathy? Where do you think you are, you useless piece of rape-meat?
>>684068140
I definitely wouldn't rape you now anyway.
>>684068096
would you shut up about your stupid weird puppy? Post a pic of yourself if you're really me lol
I was raped
>>684068188
Snap! Bitch got told!
>>684052030
Oh shit he's got a bomb!!
>>684068114
Lol I'm high as fuck at the moment, I don't have the energy to try and argue my case. It's all good, I got a strong jaw and that shit shows
>>684056469
Get raped, whore.
>>684068571
Want to see your mom's smelly cunt?
Cover your eyes and nose and turn the photo sideways.
>>684068188
omg wtf. This is the actual girl in the picture (the guy saying "I was raped" isn't me, I'm just sad because I ran my puppy over with a lawnmower).
You will never get any pussy with that attitude. You clearly hate women
>>684068687
Naw man, thought I got rekt.
>>684068687
>I got a strong jaw
For a weak person.
>>684068812
>I ran my puppy over with a lawnmower
No, you fertilized your lawn
>>684068819
Haha shit, I see now. Ya dude, uhhh, I rekt you.
>>684068812
>I'm just sad because I ran my puppy over with a lawnmower
Never ever reproduce. How blind and stupid could you be for doing that?
>You will never get any pussy with that attitude. You clearly hate women
Too late for that appraisal, puppy-killer.
And no, not women. Just attention whores and blind, careless dog killing bitches.
>>684068921
Why do you think I'm weak?
>>684068812
What???
Lol you suck at trolling faggot
>>684068399
Ive been posting pics of myself
>>684052030
>>684069535
>them arm flabs
obesity
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>>684069601
Sick camera dude.
2006 right?
>>684069535
You could be a convincing trap if you worked a little harder but I guess I'll give you a 6/10 for effort
>>684052030
>>684069671
Im chubby at best
>>684069535
Really? So far all I've been seeing is some average plain Jane looking broad.
When you gonna post your pics?
>>684069798
>same trolling tryhard
Nigga thats my waifu youre talking to!
>>684069601
You're like Kevin Smith without the fame or 'talent'.
>>684069969
Wut?
>>684069869
What??? I just did
Are you trying to troll or just retarded?
>>684069832
>chubby at best
Bitch, even your mirror had to become fat.
>>684069389
>>684069535
My trolling is actually successful because (a) it led you to post another pic of yourself and (b) this guy: >>684069240
>>684070034
Wut you mean "wut"?!
Leave my angel alone
>ignoring the asian just cause he ate yo cat/doge
>>684070106
The shit you say dont even make sense
>>684069832
and you have small gravitational field at worst
stop being such a pig miss piggy oink oink
>>684070084
>just retarded?
>what i just did
mfw
>>684070160
I would post pics either way...
Dude i post all the time.
It aint some shocker i posted a picture lol
And i doubt that guy is that retarded.
No one would admit to killing there own puppy so proudly wtf lol
>>684070268
Wonderful. Fat AND stupid. The best combination.
Check under your double chin, maybe there's a brain there.
ayye
>>684070268
all i hear is oink, oink, oink
>>684070514
Bro dont talk to our queen that way
Whiskey chan dont listen to him!
>>684070191
I know you're her. No one would call that fat fuck an angel.
rate please
>>684069832
your body would look better if there was less of it. this can be achieved via diet and exercise
>>684052030
deported/10
>>684070750
10/10 nice lips, would rub my cock all over them
me
>>684070682
Lol tbh its fucking hilarious
These faggots think theyre onto something.
Ill sit and watch.
And btw its been a while since i heard someone call me whiskey chan haha
>>684069832
>>684069535
>>684058189
>>684056469
Are you in such need of attention that you feel it's a good reason to post pictures of yourself on 4chan? I would recommend changing life habits, meeting new group of friends, activities that you don't do often enough but you always want to do just fucking something. Don't do it for anyone but yourself. Also 100% of people in here wants to put their dicks inside of you. 100% includes me of course.
K bye.
>>684070750
you look like a transgender cunt mixed with a half nigger half asian that became emo <3
>>684070750
>huawei
yikes
get a better haircut (maybe just condition your current hair as it looks dry as fuck) and you're okay. idec if you're a boy or a girl.
>>684063924
very cute
>>684070688
Not her newfag.
Shes been here for years. Only faggots like you dont know her angelic ways
Roast me.
>>684070682
>>684070883
Stop samefagging you attention seeking cunt. Roll your lard ass back to Tumblr and don't come back.
>>684070883
oink oink
oink oink oink oink
oink
oink oink oink oink oink haha
>>684070787
Nah im good.
I love my body this way lol
>>684071112
oink oink oink
oink oink oink oink oink oink lol
>>684071009
I don't pay attention to people like her because if I were out in public, I wouldn't even glance at her. She's average at best. But you clearly have never stepped foot outside your home so you probably wouldn't know what an attractive female looks like.
>>684069832
Id fuckit.
whoaaa
>>684063096
you can steal my soul baby ;^)
>>684071112
yeah so does the fast food industry
>>684069832
I'd tap that
>>684071009
she's been here a year at most
fuck off newfag
>>684070484
sharpie in pooper plox
>>684071278
take a shit and you'll complete the picture
>>684069832
With a fucking pitchfork
>>684070893
Lol i post pics because i like myself. I like my look. Im not some pent up neckbeard afraid to expose their crusty ass face to the world. I look good and im fonenwith showing it.
Its midnight here on a weekday no less. Wtf else should i be doing?
Partying is for the weekend.
>>684069535
Just enough 'cleavage' using your arms to squeeze your chest. Impressive
>>684069832
You're fat. Fucking disgusting. Why are you posting again??.....
>>684071356
and risk losing your penis inside the wilderness which is her obesity forever?
your dick's funeral
>>684071415
You mean you like attention and can't handle honest criticism.
>>684071398
ahhh
>>684071226
Then i guess the general population of /b/ os the same.
She gets attention often on here.
>>684071361
Uh fuuuuck no bro at least 4. Ive talked wth her for a few years now
>>684070902
kek, now that you say it
>>684071278
You remind me of maxmofoe
>>684071415
Lol oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink?
oink oink oink oink oink.
>>684052030
roast, rate, IDGAF honestly. a nigga drunk and listening to old school hip hop. get dealt with, faggots.
>>684071641
Well the general population of /b/ would fuck anything so long it has a vagina
What's up rate?
>>684071456
I dont squeeze my chest lol.
Im a C cup i dont need to press anything
>>684071033
you head so small you have wear tiny hat as for doll on your head as nomrla hat
>>684071641
>Uh fuuuuck no bro at least 4. Ive talked wth her for a few years now
you're really a fucking newfag kys. i lurk /b/ more than anyone and she showed up MAYBE 10 months ago. fuck off you utter faggot
>>684071667
>off by one
i feel you my /b/rother
>>684071761
> IDGAF
yeah, me neither.
>>684071641
Can confirm.
Ive been here close to 6 years anon.
I used to be more chatty back then
>>684071793
Oink oink oink oink oink lol.
Oink oink Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink.
>>684071789
your hairline, apparently
Red is a classic. Also roast me
>>684071761
You seem very comfortable with your lifestyle,I like you
/soc/>>>>>
>>684071773
>implying /b/ is full of neckbeards
Yea heres a shocker. The faggots here dont look half bad
>>684071860
That bust represents all the women who will ever love you.
Lifeless and inanimate.
>>684071789
You seem to be hot
>>684072078
Or the ones not afraid to post anyway
In Japan
Fucking kill me
Fuck me.
>>684067883
guys talk shit about me, shit talk me so bad i wnat to kill myself :^)
>>684072004
You like a fat, drunk, smelly pig that listens to music by people who hate him? interesting.
>>684072222
quads you must comply
>>684071829
Youre a fucking idiot. All because my face showed up 10 months ago to you doesnt mean its only been 10 months.
Ive posted for years. I just didnt post my fave as often back then.
Fuckin tard
>>684071972
Haha maybe, that's just my hairstyle thought.
>>684072148
Eyy
>>684069832
Jesus Christ wtf is that thing?
>>684070974
8/10 qt
Fucking flash
>>684072222
was going to tell you to fuck off...
but those quads make me feel obliged...
>>684072216
yeah looks like your parent's genetics already did that.
>>684072183
True but still a good amount of them arent bad looking
>>684071051
>>684067307
dang
>>684071988
post full face plz
>>684072364
>>684052030
Fat old kike with a Hamas beard and a Trump hat.
Wew lads
>>684069832
How old?
Lemme guess first, 22?
>>684071988
your skin is brown like neg neg, but hat is of rasist Donald Trump. which is it, you are neg neg or rasist?
>>684072286
That's right! SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL. KEEP SQUEALING FAT PIGGY. REE REEE REEEE REEEEE REEEEE GOES FAT PIGGY.
SQUEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAL LOL YOUR TEARS ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS PIGGY
>>684072369
Good one.
I don't think I had ever heard that one before.
Thanks for the chuckle, anon.
>>684072329
Its a woman anon.
We know youre not used to seeing them.
>>684072115
lol good one actually my girlfriend bought me that as Christmas present believe it or not
>>684072466
Nope higher than that but thank you
>>684072281
dont forget short, im 5'4"
>>684072545
It's a piggy. We're used to seeing women, 97% of threads have naked women in the OP fucktard. We're NOT used to seeing piggies, which is why he asked what that wildebeast was
>>684072545
I know the 8/10 is a woman, I'm just confused about that fat blob of flesh I saw before her
>>684072565
>actually my girlfriend bought me that as Christmas present believe it or not
Yeah, did Palmela hand over the change at the dollar store or did Hangela?
>>684072485
I think this pig guy is low key in love with the cunt.
Look how hard hes trying to get her attention
>>684072608
I'm gonna guess 27
>>684072608
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
>>684072742
LOL
>>684052030
ayyyy
>>684071924
then why bother post, faggot. i think you want to fuck me. is that it, anon? you want some of this bearded dick? figures.
>>684069832
a bit of meat didnt hurt nobody 7/10 <3
>>684072761
Ah! Close ill be 27 at the end of the year
>>684072821
FartSniffer
>>684072757
Samefag.
>protip: you use punctuation in your first sentences but never in the last. that's how i know it's you dumb piggy. kys so i can have that fatty bacon pls.
>>684072486
You're like a brain-dead Terrence Howard.
trying to will himself into becoming a yam
>>684072892
we all do love bacon, it's true
it all makes sense now
>>684072902
>>684072742
palmela? hangela? beethoven busts at the dollar store? sheeit tell me where and i'd buy like 20 of them for every room of the house
>>684072892
tell that to the people your roll over
>>684069832
nobody sees dat nice ass
>9/10 would date and fuck hard
Why even post a selfie if you can't accept the fact that some people think you're an ugly sack of meat?
>>684072977
piggy be nice, you're in no position to cast shade on anyone you fat cunt
>>684071278
Can't tell if Shaggy or Harry Potter/10
>>684069832
I'd get erect for it
>>684073010
it at least it lets you know that she aint afraid to gain alittle of weight cause food is great :^)
>>684073043
damn
from idiot to faggot in two pix.
>>684072487
you've got a creepy look, but you're borderline hot. plenty to work with. id quit with the mustache and try to put on some weight
>>684073074
she shoved it in the tube like a nice pork sausage. notice how she can't even put her legs in straight, she has to hold them crooked so she doesn't break the casing?
>>684073043
farmboy
>>684072608
26. Last guess.
>>684072438
Here m8
>>684073121
>you're in no position to cast shade
>fat cunt
look whose talking, you're casting shade over everyone at the buffet fatty
>>684073043
I love any nigger who posts on 4chan
>>684073273
yeah let's have the whole hand over the face for a massive, massive improvement.
>>684073070
i dont roll over alot of people anon
>>684069832
can i cum inside you?
Full face
>>684073404
Fucking lost it ! Top kek
>>684073498
Your a very happy guy
>>684072892
Thaaaaaat kittttty <3
Ugh fuckin love it.
Gonna post a pic of my puppy in return
>>684072942
Yea....not me lol.
>>684072209
Weeb
>>684073563
I am
>>684073479
Only the man i love gets that pleasure.
Birth control fucking rocks
>>684073569
sadly i dont have any pets at all ;-;
I can look IP's and tell the fat lard is commenting nice things on her own pictures. It's pretty entertaining.
howdy friends
>>684052030
rate or roast niggers
meh
>>684073705
Oh the kitty isnt yours?
>>684073767
Don't cut yourself on that edge faggot
>>684073692
OInk
>>684073744
Uh yea thats a lie.
Im a master hacker and if i cant do it you cant either bitch.
>>684073839
its my best mates all of my best mates have pets but me man its so shit (kitty is black burmese mate fam found it on the streets as a kitten)
>>684052893
Proof that Tom Morello browses /b/
>>684073966
>that purposeful period at the end
kek piggy
>>684073974
Aww.
Why dont you have pets?
>>684073966
No, you're not a master hacker. I'm not either but it really isn't that hard to see if something is from the same IP or not
>>684074041
Or you know...it could have been someone else....?
Lol im going with anon and claiming some secret love here. Youve tried hard to gain my attention and now you have it. What do you wanna say kid?
>>684073852
wait wut
>>684074156
Theres nothing you can see here that indicates seeing someones IP.
>>684074128
nope my asian family would eat them will be gettin a cat and doge to be bros with later on in life though
>>684074283
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>>684074419
4444
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>>684074400
There's a lot of shit that lets you do that.
>>684074433
Hilarious and original.
Wow it must be fun being 12
>>684073838
you're like me. you'd be a really hot gay but probably have less traction in the hetero world
>>684074283
>OInk oink oink....oink oink oink oink oink....?
I love it when you squeal little lies piggy piggy
I want to say to you that you're turbo obese and I would wish death upon you but it's not necessary as your obesity shall soon claim your life. Have a nice day, piggy. Oink oink.
I had sex once
>>684073571
Thanks anon
>>684074529
I AM VERY ORIGINAL
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had sex never but have a girl friends right here
>>684074524
I dont know this computer shit sonce i post from my phone but yea i havent commented on my own pics haha i dont need to. I just post what i normally do and watch the feathers fly.
Plus posting from cell is a bitch.
Someone should make
Rate my pic and determine
Where I am from
What age
And if your a virgin or not
>>684069535
you pluck all your hair out? why the fuck did you put on 10 ibs of makeup for a random picture
>>684074757
What does posting from a fucking cellphone have to do with shit?
>>684073744
As a white hat, I can honestly say you're full of shit
>>684074757
>sonce
your fat finger got in the way?
i'm sorry piggy.
>>684074554
Seriously is it honestly only kids who post here?
>>684074892
nope there are some piggies who post too
>>684073828
come on anons, there has to be something to say about me
>>684075096
Mexican
>>684074842
The only way you can be 100% anonymous is if you have something like Tor because it changes your IP. Aside from that, it isn't difficult to find who posted what if you have the proper shit.
>>684074798
I dont pluck any hair out.
Also 10 pounds of makeup????
Dude thats just mascara
This is heavy makeup
The one on the left is light but hell even both have more makeup than the other one.
I just have nice facial features kid
>>684075143
i'm irish/english but eh, it's something
>>684073828
10/10 would bang.
>>684073828
You have B-list friends. And you're probably not the guy with the girl in the "group".
You think your halfassed hazel eyes are your best feature.
>>684052030
Roast me guys
>>684074954
>still saying piggy jokes
>dont even like the bitch
Hell its even getting old for me now faggot. You want the pussy so bad its fucking sad.
>>684075303
>Claims to have nice facial features
>Looks like a potato
>>684075303
left