nice hat. i went with the blue
Step it up, faggots
roast me and ill roast your town skrubz
If I can pontificate a bit, for your edification. One of the rules of the Internet is: "there are no girls on the Internet." This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you merely for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, whether or not you are genuinely interesting, or that you are smart of clever, whether or not you are actually smart or clever. On the Internet, there is no chance to fuck you; this means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because someone wants to put their cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a gurl," you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid or too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rule "there are no girls on the Internet." The one way around this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
In short: TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Those are some bitchin' hats.
Non-Trump hats show up sideways on /b.
Well i dont show my full on tits but heres some extreme cleavage to show otherwise lol
Halloween costume btw
would you show full on tits if I....offered you one of these???
We know you're all here for the numbers, so
Flatbill with sticker 3/10
Just enough sideburn 6/10
A little generic looking but not bad 5/10
Would cosplay with 7/10
You only need one, friend. 4/10
Thick nose but it suits your face 6/10
Shave and try not looking stoned. 6.5/10
Solid rockabilly fashion. The grease is too much though. 8/10
Highlights, filters, trying too hard. 5/10
Amazing jaw structure. Would facefuck 10/10
>I'm not here to complain
What are you here for? Comments on your 'desirability' from strangers on the internet? Posting insipid costumes like a child and contrived expressions as if you're interesting? Mentioning you're in a shitty mood to offset how unattractive you are and feel, mentioning that you've been raped for attention and sympathy? Where do you think you are, you useless piece of rape-meat?
omg wtf. This is the actual girl in the picture (the guy saying "I was raped" isn't me, I'm just sad because I ran my puppy over with a lawnmower).
You will never get any pussy with that attitude. You clearly hate women
>I'm just sad because I ran my puppy over with a lawnmower
Never ever reproduce. How blind and stupid could you be for doing that?
>You will never get any pussy with that attitude. You clearly hate women
Too late for that appraisal, puppy-killer.
And no, not women. Just attention whores and blind, careless dog killing bitches.
>what i just did
I would post pics either way...
Dude i post all the time.
It aint some shocker i posted a picture lol
And i doubt that guy is that retarded.
No one would admit to killing there own puppy so proudly wtf lol
Are you in such need of attention that you feel it's a good reason to post pictures of yourself on 4chan? I would recommend changing life habits, meeting new group of friends, activities that you don't do often enough but you always want to do just fucking something. Don't do it for anyone but yourself. Also 100% of people in here wants to put their dicks inside of you. 100% includes me of course.
I don't pay attention to people like her because if I were out in public, I wouldn't even glance at her. She's average at best. But you clearly have never stepped foot outside your home so you probably wouldn't know what an attractive female looks like.
Lol i post pics because i like myself. I like my look. Im not some pent up neckbeard afraid to expose their crusty ass face to the world. I look good and im fonenwith showing it.
Its midnight here on a weekday no less. Wtf else should i be doing?
Partying is for the weekend.
You're fat. Fucking disgusting. Why are you posting again??.....
Lol oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink oink oink. oink oink oink oink oink?
oink oink oink oink oink.
roast, rate, IDGAF honestly. a nigga drunk and listening to old school hip hop. get dealt with, faggots.
>Uh fuuuuck no bro at least 4. Ive talked wth her for a few years now
you're really a fucking newfag kys. i lurk /b/ more than anyone and she showed up MAYBE 10 months ago. fuck off you utter faggot
Youre a fucking idiot. All because my face showed up 10 months ago to you doesnt mean its only been 10 months.
Ive posted for years. I just didnt post my fave as often back then.
Haha maybe, that's just my hairstyle thought.
a bit of meat didnt hurt nobody 7/10 <3
i dont roll over alot of people anon
Thaaaaaat kittttty <3
Ugh fuckin love it.
Gonna post a pic of my puppy in return
Yea....not me lol.
sadly i dont have any pets at all ;-;
its my best mates all of my best mates have pets but me man its so shit (kitty is black burmese mate fam found it on the streets as a kitten)
Or you know...it could have been someone else....?
Lol im going with anon and claiming some secret love here. Youve tried hard to gain my attention and now you have it. What do you wanna say kid?
>OInk oink oink....oink oink oink oink oink....?
I love it when you squeal little lies piggy piggy
I want to say to you that you're turbo obese and I would wish death upon you but it's not necessary as your obesity shall soon claim your life. Have a nice day, piggy. Oink oink.
had sex never but have a girl friends right here
I dont know this computer shit sonce i post from my phone but yea i havent commented on my own pics haha i dont need to. I just post what i normally do and watch the feathers fly.
Plus posting from cell is a bitch.
The only way you can be 100% anonymous is if you have something like Tor because it changes your IP. Aside from that, it isn't difficult to find who posted what if you have the proper shit.
I dont pluck any hair out.
Also 10 pounds of makeup????
Dude thats just mascara
This is heavy makeup
The one on the left is light but hell even both have more makeup than the other one.
I just have nice facial features kid