Is there any conspiracy theory dumber than "Flat Earth"?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Is there any conspiracy theory dumber than "Flat Earth"?
It's mind bogglingly stupid on all levels.
Yep. Pretty good psyops. Discredits anyone who points out real shit before they even open their mouths.
>>684051291
Prove that it isn't flat.
>>684053249
Look outside.
yes. that the earth is the center of the universe theory
>>684051291
Human Caused Global Warming.
>>684053249
watch a boat go over the horizon. why does the boat sink over the horizon?
Well, there's kid everywhere that still believe in Santa Claus. But if you want to see something really pathetic, you should check out my eighteen year old room mate; he still believes in gay marriage.
>>684051291
how do you know?
earth feels flat, so why should i believe otherwise?
>>684053249
You know what?
I can't.
But I can't prove a god real either.
Nor can I prove a reality of or a reality against all that has been taught to me is a lie.
Sometimes you just need to take your basket of apples, dump it on the ground, and put each apple in individually to make sure there's no bad apples.
Eventually you'll end up with a full basket.
>>684054440
if earth is flat we wouldnt have the same gravitation. but they oppose this by saying that gravity simply does not exist
>>684051291
Hollow Earth.
>>684053249
Go outside. Done.
>>684054697
it's true, gravity doesn't exist.
>>684054697
how do you figure? it's a disc floating through space, you're feeling a push, not a pull, but still "gravity".
If gravity doesn't exist and the earth is moving upwards at 10m/s, then explain why a feather falls slower than a basketball.
The moon is a hologram, and the government is hiding secret shit behind that hologram.
>>684055576
Density, you fucking faggot.
>>684055766
like a huge nugg of weed.
>>684055453
You just got fucked in your ever-expanding anus
>>684055576
>>684055888
If this 'disc' is going upwards, density shouldn't have an effect on these objects, proving that the Earth is round
It must be true, there are believers all around the globe.
>>684054576
Its funny because you can prove the earth is round, in a number of different ways.
>>684054888
I spoke to a few holy men in India and Nepal who said it's not hollow but there are enormous cave systems beneath the Himalayas where societies lived in times of great strife. Also the Naga lived there.
Even today they are finding tropical ecosystems in caves and canyons in that area. I think they were on to something.
Also they said the yetis are albino gorillas that live in the valley parts. Pretty cool stuff
>>684055235
It obviously does.
>>684051291
Religion.
The mandela effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6x0ErYV1tE
>>684056968
Watch those edges there, little guy.
>>684053249
This. Who knows if anything we are told is real. Only the people in charge will know what is and what isn't. But it isn't flat I mean explain the sun if it is.
>>684057329
He's right though, creationism and all that is as dumb as it gets.
The earth is not a spinning ball.
Inb4 "hurr durr you're retarded"
Use your senses.
Quit being blinded by science and NASA bullshit.
Keep an open mind.
Do your research.
It is not what you are told.
>>684057644
nice shoop
>>684056668
Prove it. You will be the first.
>>684057736
Guess what? So is every picture of your beloved earth as a ball!
>>684057644
Picture is too close to see the curvature, genius
>>684055576
Wind resistance. In a vacuum, a weight equal to a feather will fall just as fast, but in normal air, the feather falls slower.
>>684057870
what?
>>684057930
shut up
no they are not
use your brain
>>684057975
Actually it's gravity.
>>684056204
earth does not move
There is so painfully little evidence of a flat earth.
In fact, there literally isn't any at all.
>>684057930
For what purpose?
>>684057644
Retard detected. Nearly a thousand years of observation with measurements and equations to support it and this asshole thinks "I dont believe what I'm told, so instead of trying to understand it myself, I'll just claim it's false." An hero you fuck.
>>684057940
No its not. You can supposedly detect the curvature from about 35,000 ft.
"Women don't like to be raped"
>>684055576
I'm no flat Earther dipshit, but acceleration and gravity, from a pov inside a system, are indistinguishable from each other.
>>684058004
It is still a theory not a law.
![Dragonfly_ran-387[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o1mwbU9.jpg "Dragonfly_ran-387[1].jpg")
>>684051291
Dragonflies are actually CIA drones.
>>684058224
The Earth does move
It rotates daily and orbits the sun
>>684058263
"Supposedly"?
>>684057930
Have you ever seen the video of the guy sky diving from space? Fake too yah? It's all fake science and maths and observations for a thousand years because of some nefarious purpose...
>>684057644
Such low quality bait, and retards STILL fell for it. Waste of dubs.
>>684058402
Oh come on
>>684058263
And how high is that image?
More NASA worship inbound.
wew lad.
Globesuckers are the literal worst.
>>684058444
prove it
>>684058703
Prove it doesn't
>>684058236
this
>>684057644
Shooped to fuck.
>>684057930
>no evidence
>>684058579
Just saying.
>>684058091
>implying flat earthers have brains
Show me a live feed from space of your earth as a spinning ball. JUST ONE DAY! ONE! Billions of dollars being spent here and we can't get one?
>believing it's a ball
>being this cucked
>>684053249
mountains
>>684058144
Gravity makes things fall with an acceleration of 10 meters per second per second. Wind resistance slows down this acceleration. Without wind resistance, all objects that have the same mass, no matter how big, wide, aerodynamic, or porous, will fall with the same acceleration and velocity. I'm a PhD student in physics.
>>684058402
that means nothing as a statement
>>684059008
so just trolling is it?
>>684057940
So the curve is significant enough that you can see a ship disappear over the horizon with your own eyes, but that picture isn't far enough away to see a curve? That doesn't make any sense.
>>684057644
>>684059144
Dubs of truth x2
>>684059273
cos the ship is going away from you, genius
>>684059372
It's not the curvature of the earth. It's simply atmospheric refraction.
>>684059144
show me one of it as a flat disc
or a shred of evidence for it being flat
>>684058747
Michleson/Morely experiment
Aires failure experiment
Sagnat experiment
Michleson/Gayle experiment
proof proof proof
now...where's yours?
>>684059444
what?
>>684058236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuBVCmC0ACM
This guy makes some pretty interesting points if you're actually open to watching.
>>684053249
why the fuck would the government be hiding this shit?
Checkmate
>>684059470
In the sky.
Hollow earth might not be as retarded as flat earth. But it's very close.
>>684059544
interesting? as in "plausible"?
>>684058241
Depends on how far down the rabbit hole you wanna go. Why does anybody lie about anything?
>>684054888
>rainbow city
>>684059698
If they want something
>>684059446
>>684059544
Give me a few bullet points
>>684059444
The horizon is a result of the curvature, this is basic stuff
>>684059144
There's actually a live feed from the ISS you can watch anytime for free. You should check it out. Feel free to watch for 24 hours
>>684059770
a shoop? really?
All y'all fuckers are dumb as goddamn bricks.
The earth is not a sphere or a fucking flat disk (I mean, how much of a retarded cuck do you have to be to believe that one?!?!).
Rather, the Earth is actually topographically a torus (or doughnut shape for all you intellectually disabled, fat fucks out there).
No one here actually believes in a flat earth, though. That idea ended centuries ago.
>>684059803
Watch it yourself, you lazy fuck.
Learn to fly a plane or drive a boat. Go around the world. You find yourself at the same spot having never turned around. This has been done by SO MANY people.
Get better b8 flat earth faggots
>>684060008
so it's bullshit, got it
>>684059841
No its not. The human eye cannot see forever. Everything will vanish at a certain distance.
Day and night alone prove the Earth is round.
>>684060100
That's why we have telescopes genius
>>684060123
Somebody doesn't understand basic flat earth theory!
>>684060032
like this?
>>684058224
That makes no sense.
>>684059964
Shhhh you're ruining babby's first troll
>>684054249
Because of icebergs.
>>684059270
Maybe a little
>>684051291
You mean besides "God can read your mind and will punish you for having lustful thoughts"?
Yeah, the same God who oversees trillions of galaxies, each with millions of stars and planets, who knows how many life forms, is so concerned about this one boring blue planet of one ho-hum star in one unremarkable galaxy, even mind the 7 billion individuals who inhabit at this moment in time (which is a blip in the timeline of its existence) really hones in from the whole universe into the private thoughts of ONE person and keeps a ledger of their good thoughts and bad thoughts and will reward or punish them someday for them, as per a book written 2000 years ago which is 100% absolutely accurate despite being translated over and over by functional illiterates along the way.
>>684060194
"theory"
>>684053249
Astronauts have been up there and seen it is a sphere.
Also, normal commercial flights fly high enough to see the curvature of the planet.
Also, there is a VW testing track in Germany that's the longest straight, horizontal road on the planet. From one end you can't see the other because it follows earth curvature.
Also, fuck you.
>>684054440
I feel you are huge faggot so gues you are right
>>684059698
But this is a pretty silly rabbit hole mate. There is nothing at all to gain from saying the earth is spherical. In fact there's a lot more to gain from.saying it's flat as it keeps people superstitious instead of scientific
>>684060224
That makes zero sense
>>684060172
And that's why it is possible to restore something that has been lost "over the horizion" to the naked eye using one.
>>684060032
You don't go in an exact straight line all the way around the Earth. You use a compass, which always points north. If the North Pole is in the center of the flat Earth, you would be going around a circle and not even know it.
>>684059940
>intellectually disabled
>Earth is actually a toroidal ring
Wat
Anybody that doesn't believe that the earth is flat is fucking retarded. As clearly shown by this diagram, the earth is surrounded by mirrors and a large artificial lightbulb in the sky. Case closed niggers.
>>684060356
But it's not?
Don't what ever you do watch any flat earth videos on YouTube. I watched one about a year ago just to see how batshit crazy those people are (the answer was; VERY).Now, despite never watching another, my recommended videos are always full of that shit.
>>684054249
it never "goes over the horizon" it just goes so far that your shitty eyes can't see it anymore dumbass
>>684060354
cause you're dumb
>>684060400
You can easily go in a straight line if you want to.
>>684056968
This.
>>684057329
Go suck your local bishops tiny dick.
>>684059861
the feed is not uninterrupted at all.
>>684060224
If you want to use a retarded map projection that curves shit, yes.
>>684053249
Go outside and explore for once in your sheltered life
>>684060497
>what are binoculars
>>684060445
i cant read this shit
try harder rednecks
>>684060505
No you cant. Why can't a ships captain just set the ship for a straight course and sleep in the decks below until they arrive at their destination?
>>684060302
You accept the Gravitational Theory as fact though.
>>684060524
so?
>>684060445
Either this is bait or you have schizophrenia
>>684060735
Yes, cos it's demonstrable
>>684051291
Nibiru's just as bad.
>>684053249
To start with, if the Earth was flat then constellation positions wouldn't work the way they do.
>>684060497
How do you see stars then, dipshit?
>>684059144
That's stupid. You're presupposing there's a satellite stationed far enough away from Earth to see the whole sphere, yet have an orbital speed slow enough to be able to see the Earth spinning underneath. Two things: satellites are expensive as are their launches (and more so the farther out you go), and there's no commercial or scientific reason why anyone would want to put a satellite that far out simply to look back at Earth. So no live feed.
Not to say there haven't been launches going that far to stationary placements, such as STEREO, which is a pair pf satellites that look at the Sun (spinning).
All that said, there have also been probes that used Earth for a gravitational assist, and *did* take movies of the Earth spinning as they looked back, sort of for fun. Here's Messenger's lookback:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljh8_q-DmuI
these threads are so entertaining because literally all of you are completely retarded
anyone with a brain knows that earth is a dick and balls
>>684051291
No I don't think so OP
here's what happened
Jews began to gain control in the US just as television cameras were being developed
since then they have controlled the industry, yes even during the Red Scare
there is no picture of the Earth and the Jews have successfully kept the myth of spaceflight alive since the late 1950s
checkmate faggot
checkmate
>>684060356
uh no it isnt
>>684059940
Fucking kek'd. Only your fat ass would think the world is the donut.
>>684060874
lol what the fuck is that?
>>684058387
If acceleration is in any other direction than gravity's and when in the same direction if it is higher than 9.81m/s2 you would feel it you ignorant anime loving fat half wit.
>>684060823
YES THEY WOULD GODDAMMIT
>>684060744
I clearly stated that NASA should be able to produce at least ONE 24 hour period of video uninterrupted of the earth in its globular entirety if it truly were a ball. You can't even see the entire earth from the ISS.
>>684059940
>>684060897
what if these earths mated?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198276
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198276
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198276
http://www.strawpoll.me/10198276
Let's vote on it.
>>684058531
Obviously it has to do with the illuminati and annunaki.
>>684060289
Except there aren't trillions of galaxies. You just proved the whole point of why they lie about it to people. It's easier to convince people God isn't real if they think the Earth is just one of a zillion insignificant things floating in space.
>>684061043
Earth made of vagina
Earth made of dick
who would win
>>684061103
NIGGER ADD COCK AND BALLS SHAPE YOU COWARD FAGGOT STOP SUCKING SCHLOMO DICK AND BALL UP LIKE EARTH GOY
So how do these flat earthers know it's a "disc"?
Why not a flat square or triangle?
Since we are leaving logic and reason at the door?
>>684056279
sorta kek.
>>684061135
this
there's only 1 galaxy and it's in my pants
>>684061043
Then sperm earth would come out of dick earth and we'd have a baby earth
>>684060351
Pretty simple explanation if you're religious, if you're not then it doesn't make much sense.
flat as fuck
>>684061041
That's cos the Earth is, shocker, really big.
>>684061119
Yeah it always does. Retards love building invisible bridges over invisible rivers to get to invisible places because they feel smart being in the minority, the select and few.
>>684060445
really hope this is bait
>>684061247
because when you spill any viscous material from above onto a surface it's a disk
never the other shapes you mentioned
>>684061144
idk but the pussy earth is only worth 8/10 of the dick earth
just like watermellon earth is onlt 3/5 of a starbucks earth
The earth is round, but like Saturn, it has rings as well. Why do you think some people hear noises in the sky? It is the rings. The government has been trying to hide this info from us for decades. They don't want us to know the truth. It's all part of a scene to start a Third World War using materials mined from the rings.
If the world population held hands and formed a ring around the equator. 2 thirds of them would drown.
>>684061008
That sun couldn't produce enough energy to warm the planet
Gravity does not allow a disc shaped planet.
>>684061403
>bait
>in a troll thread
kekking
PEAR EARTH BEFORE ALL!!!!!
PRAISE MOTHER EARTH AND HER PEAR SHAPED GODDESNESS
>>684061008
That's not how light works. if the earth was flat we would always be in either the day time, or be at sunset. Night would never be a thing.
>>684061135
>. It's easier to convince people God isn't real
wha
>>684061442
How the fuck could a flat disc form in space? There's no way for that to happen.
![Fight_Club_0476[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RRNmOUZ.jpg "Fight_Club_0476[1].jpg")
>>684061424
what about the microsoft galaxy
>>684051291
Yes
Nazi's in antartica
>>684061326
Except all the major religions say yeah the earth is spherical....
>>684061442
yes, everyone knows that dick earth (>>684060897) must wear a cockring when mating (>>684061144 >>684061315) with donut earth (>>684059940)
>>684061326
OR you know just the billions in taxpayer money that NASA recieves. Also to let the sheep of this world think they are completely insight insignificant and on a spinning ball and not the center of the universe in a flat plane earth.
>>684061359
Too close to see the curve
>>684060333
Checkmate
>>684061369
Do you know how far satellites supposedly reach?
>>684061510
just a question
what kinds of drugs do you do before posting in these threads?
you sound really exuberant
js
>>684061421
How does that make any sense?
>>684061510
>>684061442
>>684061315
>>684061008
>>684060897
>>684060874
>>684060224
>>684059940
>>684059770
>>684059144
>>684058678
>>684058413
You are literally the most retarded people I've come across since I woke up this morning and looked in that strange mirror in my bathroom that had a retard that mimics me every morning.
Earth looks like this you acoustic fuckwits
>>684061041
Hellooooooooooooooo
That's stupid. You're presupposing there's a satellite stationed far enough away from Earth to see the whole sphere, yet have an orbital speed slow enough to be able to see the Earth spinning underneath. Two things: satellites are expensive as are their launches (and more so the farther out you go), and there's no commercial or scientific reason why anyone would want to put a satellite that far out simply to look back at Earth. So no live feed.
Not to say there haven't been launches going that far to stationary placements, such as STEREO, which is a pair pf satellites that look at the Sun (spinning).
All that said, there have also been probes that used Earth for a gravitational assist, and *did* take movies of the Earth spinning as they looked back, sort of for fun. Here's Messenger's lookback:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljh8_q-DmuI
>>684061666
Checked the satan trips of fagatory
>>684061660
simple. no jews
(windows are found in houses, which often contain ovens, thus scaring away the chosen)
>>684061452
says you
>>684061577
light doesn't go for ever in an atmosphere
>>684054576
Look who just heard of Descartes for the first fucking time. You're so fucking smart, faggot
>>684060497
Then why can you still see the sail and not the boat?
>>684061697
There is no evidence of that
>>684061789
GTFO BUTTPLUG EARTH YOU LITERAL NIGGER
Jesus Christ you autists the world is hollow and inverted
>>684061763
no, why?
>>684061697
Jews can do that
they have gold
and jewels
>>684061828
Says logic
>>684053249
Burden of proof. OP implied that the earth is round, and the large majority of evidence states that the earth is round. Prove to us that the earth isn't round, despite the overwhelming evidence that it is round.
>>684060970
A model of how the sun(much smaller than people think) works circling over the top of flat Earth.
>>684061771
Sleep deprivation and an acute sense of loneliness and self-hate.
>>684061785
just saying a disk is the default shape in nature
How is the Earth not frozen over if it's flat? It should be a lifeless wasteland.
Before it collapses under its own gravity of course
>>684059470
Michleson/Morely experiment
It compared the speed of light in perpendicular directions, in an attempt to detect the relative motion of matter through the stationary luminiferous aether ("aether wind").
Aires failure experiment
NOTABLE HELIOCENTRIST EXPERIMENTS THAT *FAILED* TO DETECT ANY MOVEMENT OF THE EARTH AROUND THE SUN
Sagnat experiment
Playing with lasers and mirrors
Michleson/Gayle experiment
is a modified version of the Michelson–Morley experiment and the Sagnac-Interferometer.
>hurr durr I'm so scientific, I have no clue what the topic is so I'm gonna put out some names he won't probably even bother to check.
You must be american, kek.
>>684061789
Not even close bucko, this is the real one
>>684061812
and some of them are black
which means they'd have to sit in the back of the oven
so yes I see your point
>>684061998
Is that a joke?
>>684062016
No its not. The default shape in nature is the hexagon.
Hillary's Vast right Wing Conspiracy.
Sometimes you can see the sun and the moon at the same time.
>>684061998
That doesn't make a lick of sense or hold up to any scrutiny.
>>684062016
so?
>>684061906
>>684062187
None that your tiny brain can fathom.
>>684061388
It just mind blowing how convinced some people are on this. I mean no matter what type of evidence you present them they will always have that idea in their mind that the world is flat.
It's not a conspiracy, but just something more dumbfounding overall.
Trump supporters
>>684062151
No shit. What's your point?
>>684053249
Cuz gravity nigger
>>684062076
then you know that earth does not move
>>684062231
You are the one with the tiny brain.
>>684059144
It's not on the moon, but there is a satellite that basically does the same thing.
http://epic.gsfc.nasa.gov/
>>684062142
yeah but since the Earth didn't do that
no
you idiots are all wrong, yet also all right,
earth has flat spots and curvy spots, in order to arouse dick earth, which puts on its saturnelian cock rings before removing watermelonearth's buttplug earth and proceeding to implant it with sperm earth, giving birth to Kal Earth, Son of Earth, which is sent to destroy krypton in the new Zach Snyder classic, Pear Earth, featuring artwork of Picasso Earth (>>684062098)
you're welcome faggots
>>684062283
But clearly it does.
>>684062098
OH MY GOD I'VE SEEN THE FUCKING LIGHT!!!!
ALL HAIL SQUIGGALY-SQUAGGALY WOBBILY-BLOBIDY MS PAINT EARTH!!!!!!!!
>>684051291
Sphere Earth
>>684061442
I have proof as well. The men in black tried to debunk me and put me on medication but I fought back. Look at this picture. RINGS! Open your eyes you poor blind niggers. NASA is already mining these rings to get minerals. These minerals will be used to construct the biggest atomic bomb in the world. World War Three is going to happen soon unless I can open some more people's eyes.
>>684062283
this
it has an extended lease
>>684062319
The earth is a ball, which would be the default shape for giant bodies like planets
>>684062232
There are a lotta things about a round Earth that don't particularly make sense. That's just all we've ever been taught since birth so nobody questions it.
>>684061008
This is a whole new dimension of stupidity. Well done. Stupid so dense no intelligence could possibly escape.
>>684062098
the world is god's spermwad
Here's the deal: Flat Earth and Creationist charlatans share two traits: they can make shit up because truth is not their goal, and they end the arguments with "prove me wrong." By disavowing any science put forward and continuing to make shit up, they "win" by attrition. They aren't interested in critical thinking or putting in the requisite effort to do the science. There is simply no arguing. It's like trying to paint over mud. You just end up with a dirty brush. However, there do exist those who think this juvenile fantasy-speak of theirs will will save somebody's soul, and they think they're doing the Lord's work. They really believe their logic is sensible and persuasive, because it convinced ... them. Yes, they're *that* stupid.
>>684062322
dubs prove the story of Cuck Earth
>>684062377
nice photoshop mr. delusional
>>684061998
How could something that illogical form? There is a straight, solid logic to the round earth and its place in the universe.
>>684062211
so that means you don't break the rules
you do what you're told
>>684061828
The atmosphere is not thick enough for that to happen.
Even if it is at an extreme angle like that.
the moon isn't real and it's just a hologram
>>684062329
not according to science
>>684062392
>>684062408
no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no
just no
>>684061014
No, they wouldn't. South America would never be able to see the same constelations as Australia without rotation, and rotation on a disc shaped Earth, without gravity, would produce an outward thrust that would be well noticed in Australia. So, the 'disc' isn't spinning and yet two points, on opposite sides of the disc, are seeing the same sky? Not gonna happen.
Not to mention the fact that the entire sky would be visible from any one location on Earth, meaning that all constelations would be visible on a disc world.
>>684062322
ultimate topkek
>>684051291
theres a whole thing where people believe intestinal parasites cause autism so they forcefeed their children bleach and amonia
its not exactly a conspiracy theory, except for the standard muh evul farmaceutical industry routine, but it functions and spreads online the same way as the other crap and when you think about it what could possibly be more retarded than forcefeeding your kids bleach you bought online in a special little 150 dollar bottle to rid them of imaginary autism causing intestine parasites the internet people who sold you the bottle told you your kid has
>>684062528
>falling for bait
>>684062231
Resorting to shitty insults, no surprise.
>>684062539
It was created, not formed.
>>684062624
>meaning all constelations would be visible on a disc world.
cool
>>684062623
You want to give me something more detailed than that?
>>684062562
go for a drive in the fog, dummy
>>684062142
Sphere. Atoms. Planets. Bubbles. Drops of whatever.
Hexagon. Carbon rings. Beehives. What else?
>>684062426
>>There are a lotta things about a round Earth that don't particularly make sens
like?
>>684061103
Flat disk is winning, kek
>>684062571
and its power source is burning out
wat do
>>684062426
Why the hell would you? What would be the purpose of all these people lying about the earth being round? What would they stand to gain? Not a damn thing.
>>684051291
The earth is basically flat, except for mountains & valies n shit. How would there be a sea level if is was not flat?
>>684062785
By whom?
>>684062377
Thanks man. Really opened up my eyes. I got my tin foil hat ready and everything.
>>684061135
If god was here he wouldn't have let you be such a tremendous faggot and an overall failure at life nor me being here pointing all this out to you and yet...
