You come up with a superpower and anons put restrictions on them
The power to make any girl want to fuck you at any given time
But only when you are singing show tunes
But only when you close your eyes
Only when you really have to take a shit
1. Amount came'd equals to amounts no human, or even most animals, could do. At the most very basic level of training with this mutation one can ejaculate as much as 5000 ml in one lengthy, overly stimulating orgasm. At the greatest level know, one can ejaculate as much as a blue whale
1i. The length of time that it takes to release a single load is great lasting sometimes an hour or more to completely dispense semen upon first orgasm of the day.
2. The viscousness of the semen is almost like that of horse-glue, except there are no adhesive properties.
3. The testicles grow at least triple the size. (shlong remains the same)
4. Length ejaculated is great: ability to hit the ceiling is universal among havers of this ability, and if done underwater may be able to propel a person if escape is required, and even act as a defensive measure similar to an octopus
5. Due to the lack of presence of this gift (by some speculated to be due to an ever-decreasing presence of males on the imageboard at that point in time) following the collapse of 4chan and the immediate spread of it's power to it's user through random abilities, partners will be surprised of this ability, and you will be able to bring them to orgasm quite easily, though the ejaculator himself may end up knocked out due to the sheer and overwhelming heights of pleasure involved (note: the business card of a vascectomy doctor is given upon discovery of the users power)
6. Recipients of this mutation, although incredibly rare, may invariably end up working in porn
You become this guy
You realize when you say that it makes you look like you prey on underaged girls or some shit
Is only possible because you have multiple personality disorder and the real you was gestated and hidden deep beneath the surface as a toddler. Because of this, you have a seizure and die if you ever attempt to play the piano
they are in the form of molten silver
the short story was about a guy from the future who married some chick who was really dumb. everyone with an iq above 120 had a ringing go off inside of their head every 15 seconds to interrupt thoughts, which was symbolic of having adhd. this was in grade school. i got tested in the 6th grade and scored 129, but that was well over 10 years ago. i am neurotypical though
Being able to create as much completely legal money on demand without doing anything other than wishing for it.
All other things follow, woman, power, anything that can be bought and no need to work.
Have the ability to summon Robin Williams who turns into an actual genie.
The ability to enter any form of fictional media I desire and inherit any powers I may want or would come with being in that universe. No restriction on the amount of times I can do this or how often
Nice one....hmm.... becomes immortal and lives alone, gets bullied all the time, is desperate for a girlfriend, never loses his virginity, is a new fag fuck who lives with his father, father rapes U, U become q serial killing clown and hen you get gunned down by a guy who looks like U is U and the cycle continues