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You come up with a superpower and anons put restrictions on them
I'll start
>super strength
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Only while you are holding very light objects
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Invisibility
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Time Stop.
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The ability to manipulate connections
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>>684046054
That's fine though, he can just hold a little rock in his hand or something and then punch somebody.
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>>684046344
Only occurs when you stop moving
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>>684046475
Only for fast-food corporate middle management..
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>>684046344
25% chance it isn't able to be started up again
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>>684045708
Only during an erection.
Jacking off is difficult, but not impossible.
And you have to maintain it in rock hard state while fighting for it to be any use.
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>>684046510
I'll take it.
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The power to make any girl want to fuck you at any given time

>>684046344
But only when you are singing show tunes

>>684046304
But only when you close your eyes

>>684045708
Only when you really have to take a shit
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>>684046843
Only works on girls with dicks so they fuck you
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>>684046638
I shall be a shipment logistics GOD
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ability to remember everything
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>>684047417
total amesia of everything other than said remembered subject
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>>684047417
Your memory becomes a bing search engine.
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Able to love again..
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Ability to set minoritieson fire.
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>>684047869
with the same woman
>>684048030
only if they attack you

Able to go super saiyajin
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>>684048370
While eyes closed
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Shoot tornadoes from hands
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>>684048030
Whites are now the minority.
>>684047869
You can only theoretically love things you absolutely hate.
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>>684048370
Must hold breath after screaming to power up
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Reality warping
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>>684048547
You're sucked inside of them.
>>684048370
only while masturbating.
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X-ray vision
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Power of manipulating emotion
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Grow fingernails really fast
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>>684048615
Only changes to Fanta Sea
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>>684048859
Constantly grow
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Able to sleep forever
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>>684046815
That seems doable.
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>>684048796
Of plants.
>>684048788
Of hollow objects.
>>684048859
For one moment every year.
>>684048615
You can only change the positions of small objects by seven inches.
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>>684049205
ONLY able to sleep forever
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Ability to die
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>>684049371
can't choose how
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>>684049371
Check >>684049205
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Ability to control the size and shape of my Penis. (Think Mr Fantastic. But only penis.)
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>>684048788
while screaming
>>684049205
while nobody is near
>>684049371
after you masturbate
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>>684049205
you have sleep paralysis
>>684049371
you die, you live again.
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>>684048796
Whatever emotion you give someone, you receive the opposite.
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>>684049371

You're forced back to life after every death
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>>684049487
Permanent erectile disfunction.
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>>684049278

>>684048796: my indica would be so sweet
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volcanic diarrhea
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The ability to manipulate space-time in relation to your frame of reference (i.e. you can shrink/grow things relative to yourself, affect the passage of time)
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Ability to jump several stories
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>>684049660
radioactive kidney stones also
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>>684049713
only in very immediate frame of reference (underneath your skin)
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>>684049719
Your body isn't any more durable when you land
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>>684045708
the ability to convince anyone that black lives matter.
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>>684049950
You cannot, under any circumstance, convince them that you were kangz n shiet.
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100 DMG Threshold
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>>684049719
You get stuck mid-air and have to be pulled down if you can't grab onto anything yourself.
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uninstall Call of Duty
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>>684049719
you suffer from incurable/untreatable incontinence
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>>684050261
Have to install Minecraft and play for at least 42 hours straight.
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blink
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>>684049816
I'm okay with this. I could slow down or speed up my metabolism, hypothetically, or relatively increase or decrease my size with respect to my surroundings. p good
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>>684050435
You have one weeping angel following you for the rest of your life.
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>>684045708
Super speed
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>>684050881
Only when clapping
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>always
>get
>same
>numbers
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>>684050614
You have the devil's luck
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Read women's mind so I can kill them more slowly?
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>>684050881
Your flexes become 20% worse.
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the power to take out the fucking garbage
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>>684050969
Without posting pics
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>>684045708
Super intelligence
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>>684051105
Good
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>>684051131
Raccoons maul you every time you do.
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>>684051131
the garbage is always fucking your mother
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>>684051163
But no education or carer.
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>>684046980
>girls with dicks

So men?
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Ejaculatory Effervescence:

1. Amount came'd equals to amounts no human, or even most animals, could do. At the most very basic level of training with this mutation one can ejaculate as much as 5000 ml in one lengthy, overly stimulating orgasm. At the greatest level know, one can ejaculate as much as a blue whale

1i. The length of time that it takes to release a single load is great lasting sometimes an hour or more to completely dispense semen upon first orgasm of the day.

2. The viscousness of the semen is almost like that of horse-glue, except there are no adhesive properties.

3. The testicles grow at least triple the size. (shlong remains the same)

4. Length ejaculated is great: ability to hit the ceiling is universal among havers of this ability, and if done underwater may be able to propel a person if escape is required, and even act as a defensive measure similar to an octopus

5. Due to the lack of presence of this gift (by some speculated to be due to an ever-decreasing presence of males on the imageboard at that point in time) following the collapse of 4chan and the immediate spread of it's power to it's user through random abilities, partners will be surprised of this ability, and you will be able to bring them to orgasm quite easily, though the ejaculator himself may end up knocked out due to the sheer and overwhelming heights of pleasure involved (note: the business card of a vascectomy doctor is given upon discovery of the users power)

6. Recipients of this mutation, although incredibly rare, may invariably end up working in porn
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>>684050533
addendum: your skin itself is not affected

protip: yes, it is fair, in fact
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>>684051626
You are a leprechaun.
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>>684047611
i like bing video for porn
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>>684051626
>Recipients of this mutation work in beastiality porn

Super Speed
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>>684047611
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>>684051940
while running backwards
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I get Nightcrawler's power.
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Infinite Manipulation of Kinetic Energy.
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>>684052482
Apocalypse is in the bamf dimension waiting for you. Sometimes he might be miles and miles away, but he also might be behind you.
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>>684052775
Fuck that noise. Never using that shit.
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I play the piano like a prodigy
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You become this guy

>>684052956
You realize when you say that it makes you look like you prey on underaged girls or some shit
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>>684053349
Underage girls like the piano?
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The power to make people see things from your point of view.
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>>684053316
only when no one is listening
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>>684046843
Only when they got a heavy flow and they dont suck dick or do anal.
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>>684053316
Is only possible because you have multiple personality disorder and the real you was gestated and hidden deep beneath the surface as a toddler. Because of this, you have a seizure and die if you ever attempt to play the piano

>>684053722
see
>>684053349
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>>684053757
They always think your view is wrong.
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>>684053316
You uncontrollably orgasm in the middle of difficult pieces.
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>>684053779
That is fine. I've always wanted to just be able to play.
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>>684053973
It's not hard. You can teach yourself if you just sit there and go at it like george r r martin without an internet connection
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>>684053870
Simple.
I would just pretend to have the viewpoint that I want them to believe is wrong.
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Incredible reflexes
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>>684054400
Your right leg is amputated.
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>>684054306
They see your *actual* viewpoint and would therefore also see that you're lying.
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>>684054400
>>684054400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy_lwnx30Bg
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sharp objects, fire, and bullets can do no harm to me
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>>684054580
Fine then I would become a manhating, niggerloving, genderfluid, feminist, demiboy. foreal

The greatest sacrifice for the good of everyone
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>>684054975
whenever a sharp object bullets are hitting something besides you, you feel it. fire same too
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>>684054975
Soft things hurt like hell
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Infinite Knowledge
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>>684055522
About lutefisk
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>>684046815
so, shove a vibrator up your ass?
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>>684055522
You're a vegetable.
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>>684055522
But only after 7:35 and ending at 20:42.
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>>684055522
You get trapped in another dimension as only a floating conscientious.
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fight the power thats my super power
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>>684055836
You live and die for North Korea.
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Telekenesis
THe ability to manipulate others and objects
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>>684055836
only newfags, so futile
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Electricity manipulation/ Electro-magnetic energy control.
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>>684055522
infinite knowledge, but you're senile
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>>684055932
You have to do the fingers to temples thing.
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>>684055932
You are a raging homosexual, and only use it in the bed.
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>>684055966
You're Amish.
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>>684055920
>>684055949
well i just break the will with my will power
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Complete mastery of physical reality
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The ability to control water, so basically a waterbender
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>>684055966
You must have nipple piercings for positive and negative terminals.
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I never need to eat
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You don't need to eat food
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I can suck my own dick.
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>>684056227
but with no dubs ever
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>>684056151
Your memory gets wiped every hour.
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>>684056234
what about the third one
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>>684056270
Need to drink but cant

OR

Although not required, you will die if you don't.
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>>684056270
you're always hungry
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>>684045708
Time travel at will
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can produce drug effects of choice with power of will
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqai4Za7Sg

You are stuck with this lady
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>>684056436
only the negative effects
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>>684056321
You cant cum, it always must be from someone else's stimulation.
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>>684056436
Will never turn off
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>>684056304
but you now pay to breathe.
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>>684056377
Chassis ground.
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>>684046344
Can only be activated while cumming, deactivates when u are finished cumming
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>>684056151
You become property of scp foundation
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>>684056612
Someone's read sex criminals.
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>>684046843
Only works on obese women
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>>684046490
nice loophole
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>>684056633
Don't think the SCP guys can handle a reality bender.
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>>684056430
Only forwards.
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>>684056633
Checked
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>>684045708
>while jacking off
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>>684056436
Will get addicted to substance you can't escape
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>>684047417
Forget what you remembered in ten seconds
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>>684046510
see
>>684046830

the ability to fly
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Ability to get dubs.
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>>684047869
You will only get hurt again.
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>>684047869
The person you love hates you
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>>684057069
but you're still a faggot
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ability to get
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>>684056922

Id just jack it when i fight more
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>>684056997
isn't that how it works anyways?
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>>684048370
When you power up you dont get buff you get fatter. Your strength remains the same and you can not fly
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>>684057250
only if you have schizophrenia or an iq above 120
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I can create clones of any celebrity I want to fuck.
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>>684057196
You can only get singles
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Ability to make whatever I write with a pencil become reality
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>>684057027
you can only fly in space
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>>684048615
You only warp reality in your mind. It does not actually effect the real world
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ability to get only get singles.
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the ability to have abilities
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>>684057455
But you can't fuck them
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>>684057455
The clones are just as repulsed by you as the real ones would be.
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>>684048788
You give cancer to people if you xray them
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>>684057553
>2 away from trips
>get singles
I think you already have that power.
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>>684057455
they are in the form of molten silver
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>>684048796
It only works on retards
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>>684057662
becomes worlds ultimate assassin
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The ability to spit really far.
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the ability to be off by one
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>>684048909
kek'd
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>>684057393
my apologies.
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>>684057771
Only directly upwards

The ability to fuck traps
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The ability to control 4chan responses
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>>684050963
Fucking kek
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the power to be famous on youtube
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>>684057989
It's always a newfag.
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>>684057909
i-it's from a short story
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Power to control women Lmfao
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>>684058044
only make minecraft roleplay videos
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>>684058044
You only get paid in gum
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>>684058044
But only with feminist
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>>684057989
You have to stop being such a massive faggot
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>>684057662
>implying thats a downside
>implying I dont want to become CancerMan, supervillian
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possessing a character sheet and inventory screen.
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Projectile vomit
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>>684058130
Only large black women over the age of 63
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>>684058291
Can only jump and roll and your health depletes over time
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>>684058380
Comes back after it hits a target
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>>684058126
always was wondering if people see the world the same as me and if they are, why they act so retarded.
in fact I may have both of these
that would make some sense
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>>684058130
Your genitals immediately develop necrosis.
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>>684058285
>CancerMan

Can we trade names?
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>>684058130
But you are a chuck
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The ability to make 4chan count to 10
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>>684056722
I havent. Got the autistic idea from a friend
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>>684058557
But immediately drops to 0
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>>684057983
Only mouse traps.
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>>684047611
http://swagl.com/
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>>684058044
power only granted to people who aren't narcissists

once power is granted, they become a narcissist. found face down in a pool of water shortly after
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freedom from consequences
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I don't get drunk.
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Ability to kill niggers, gays and feminists simply by touching them
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the power to provide sauce to any who request it no matter what it is.
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>>684058411
So its dark souls
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>>684058633
Later becomes a slave
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>>684058641
become the people you kill
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>>684057989
You are the only one on 4chan
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>>684058641
Becomes trump and loses the election
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>>684058130
only women who are children of thalidomide.
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>>684058699
Exactly lmfao
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>>684058641
Feel deep remorse for everyone you kill despite your initial disposition.
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>>684058641
everytime you kill one you become one
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>>684058637
not able to get drunk ever by any drink
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>>684058788
Kek!!!!
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>>684046980
He said limitation, not additional advantage
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>>684058641
You are a gay feminist nigger
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>>684049950
But then they don't care anyway anymore.
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>>684058691
one post per thread
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>>684058633
but not your conscience.
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>>684058498
the short story was about a guy from the future who married some chick who was really dumb. everyone with an iq above 120 had a ringing go off inside of their head every 15 seconds to interrupt thoughts, which was symbolic of having adhd. this was in grade school. i got tested in the 6th grade and scored 129, but that was well over 10 years ago. i am neurotypical though
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the power of having no wacky drawbacks.
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Being able to create as much completely legal money on demand without doing anything other than wishing for it.

All other things follow, woman, power, anything that can be bought and no need to work.
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The ability to become Obama
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>>684050969
Only when in prison.
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>>684057511
The pencil has no led
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>>684059053
Becomes autistic
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>>684058983
sociopathy mein nigger
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>>684059013
You have no power.
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>>684059096
Shit how will I find it in the dark?
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Become the American Psycho Actor
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I always get a good nights rest
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>>684059053
The economy implodes.
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the ability to destroy absolutely anything at any time anywhere
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>>684047417
Remembering everything seems like punishment enough.
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>>684059231
With Ur mom only
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>>684059129
ignorance is bliss, also autism 2020 aka after trump let down party
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Ability to make niggers drop their criminal ways and become valuable members of society.
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>>684059276
Ends up feeling alone when nothing is left
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>>684059215
you never get dubs
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>>684058993
HARRISON FUCKING BERGERON
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>>684059191
has to go with a power to begin with or it doesn't happen
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>>684059053
Every dollar replaces part of your skin and you must peel it off and wait for the skin to grow back to make another dollar.
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>>684059231
you now have narcolepsy
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>>684059330
delinquency shifts to another race
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The ability to piss with the force of water jet cutter. (About 50,000 PSI)
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>>684059330
before they can transition a white guy has to take their place.
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>>684059062
Only works when fucking children
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>>684059454
done deal narcolepsy is easy to treat with stims.
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>>684059330
Later a friend influences with gangster rap music
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>>684059511
Weak bladder.
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>>684059511
Only in the faces of your loved ones
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Telekinesis.
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ability to rape a woman without her remembering anything
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>>684059511
You murder anyone you sleep with. Accept gays since they do it from behind.
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>>684059511
Lose Ur dick after a month
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>>684059389
yeah that was it!
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>>684059511
erectile dysfunction
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>>684059664
they get pregnant and you still have to pay child support
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>>684059651
Can only read your own mind lmao
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The ability to snap my fingers at someone and that curses or hurts them
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>>684048550
Definitely plenty of white people I'd still want to set on fire, I'll take
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>>684059664
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>>684059276
you develop total amnesia whenever you exercise this power
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>>684059799
it always comes back at you 3x as bad Karama ia a bitch!
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>>684057027
crippling fear of heights
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when I die I come back 3 days later.
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>>684059330
They die.
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Have the ability to summon Robin Williams who turns into an actual genie.
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The ability to enter any form of fictional media I desire and inherit any powers I may want or would come with being in that universe. No restriction on the amount of times I can do this or how often
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The ability to turn into a human.
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>>684049950
When you convince them, their skin turns black
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>>684046843
>singing show tunes
you're supposed to make it worse
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>>684049571
I'll take that one my nig
Imma kamikaze pilot so many places
I'd be the sickest suicide bomber
So tite
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>>684053316
Only when you're fall-down drunk. And you're a violent, insulting drunk.
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>>684059664
her son saw everything
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>>684046054
Kek, genius
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>>684060048
But only when you're a human.
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>>684058993
>>684059389
that is brutal
thanks for sharing
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>>684059991
But you have to be the king of the jews.
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>>684060048
Nice one....hmm.... becomes immortal and lives alone, gets bullied all the time, is desperate for a girlfriend, never loses his virginity, is a new fag fuck who lives with his father, father rapes U, U become q serial killing clown and hen you get gunned down by a guy who looks like U is U and the cycle continues
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>>684059999
No need for downsides here boys!
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make it so that anyone you want has their skin turn invisible

make it so your moms boobies fall off

punch someone in the face through your computer screen
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Ability to tell people what to do at will
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>>684060382
Lmao what do U mean? Did I win?
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Hypersonic REEEE that can shred people to fine red mist and reduce buildings to rubble
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the power to never be banned
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>>684060550
with dem quads fuck yes
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>>684060516
they don't listen
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>>684060516
But they don't obey you.
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The ability to summon a working 1967 black 4 door hardtop Chevy impala any time I want as many times as I want and I have and cannot lose the only working key
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>>684060401
Turns invisible only to your eyes, you do it to your mom and in return your Ass falls off and the person U punched through the computer is a gang member that lives next door.
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>>684060623
you can never post
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>>684059237
This. The money you create makes that money worthless and now everyone is poor in the country. Good job
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>>684060699
You live in Somalia.
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>>684060622
costs all your good boy points
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>>684060699
It doesn't have gas
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>>684060699
falls from the stratosphere
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>>684059276
You can only destroy your own personal property
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>>684060858
And? I'll just move, not like I need to take the car, I'll just summon another one
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Beating up a woman makes her fall in love with you and become your loyal slave
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The ability to make her love me again
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>>684061020
but you wont love her
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The ability to not need to sleep.
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>>684061020
She loves you so much she has to kill you to stop you from ever leaving her.
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>>684061017
They always die during the beating
>>684061020
Your penis gets smaller every time you make love to her
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>>684061192
But you have chronic narcolepsy
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>>684059791
You are thinking of telepathy
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>>684061017
But you have super strenght.
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>>684060674
>>684060669
You will Obey
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>>684061192
You still get tired
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>>684061192
No need for sleep but always feel extremely tired and exhausted.
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>>684059888
I am willing to pay the price
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>>684060972
claims the moon is your propertah
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>>684061017
the more you beat them the weaker you become
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