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Just finished my freshmen year of college, /b/. My parents are already asking for my major. Trips decides my major
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Women's studies
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>>684044674
sexual behaviour
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Nigger studies
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>>684044674

Religious studies with a focus on the Quran
minor in gunsmithing
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>>684044674
COCK studies, where COCK is an acronym of your choice
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>>684044674
chemical engineering
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Feminist Dance Theory
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Rerawl
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>>684044674
expertise in gay porn
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I'll be the voice of reason: Something you can guaranteed make a comfortable living off of. STEM is a good place to start.

I'm wood science. You'd be surprised how profitable it is.
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>>684046606
rerawling
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Ceramics
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Goat fucking
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Deez Nuts
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>>684044674
> says he's in college
> really blew all his money on male prostitutes
> op is a faggot
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philosophy
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>>684044674
underwater basket weaving
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>>684047052
This. Major in Faggotry
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Pre-law
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>>684047076
This
Thank us later op
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>>684047052
You figured it out
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General studies with a focus on liberal arts and sciences
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LGBT Studies
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ugh. not what this white knight faggot says. "Film Studies"
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Musical theatre
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health sciences
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>>684047555
he has spoken
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Advertising
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>>684047555
Winrar
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Artificial Intelligence and Computer Neurosciences. You'll thank me when everybody except entertainers and A.I. programmers are phased out by A.I. and robotics advances.
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Feminist studies
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alchemy
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>>684047555
At least there's a chance for OP's whorendous addiction to hookers.
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>>684047555
Alright guys trips has spoken. I'm going with health sciences
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>>684047555
fuck health sciences... Aerospace Engineering.
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>>684044674
Become a dev at Activision so you can make gay games for gay kids
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>>684047555
Way to go, OP. You just let the rest of your academic career and possibly your life get decided by a two word internet post accompanied by a picture of a book titled "Advanced Faggotry". Your life is officially meaningless.
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>>684047961
roll
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>>684048077
Dubs means best choice
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rolling for this
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>>684047961
reroll
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Gay Paleontology
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Gaylord studies
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Wpmens studies minoring in 21st century feminism
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Lost
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philosophy majors are third likeliest to graduate law school

also most common second major/minor chosen by engineering, computer science majors etc. displays good social tact and an ability to solve problems logically and pragmatically

philosophy majors near the top of their department at graduation are the likeliest of any major to go onto finishing a graduate program behind math

not everyone can do a philosophy major. i thought it was easy (just presented my thesis today actually! formerly attorney) but there were consistently a chunk of people during each class i took in that where they simply couldnt understand the material or couldn't keep up with the readings, or simply even form a worthwhile opinion. this included stem majors. it should be easy for a person who is well acquainted with anonymous forums, though ive heard this is becoming less and less true

philosophy teachers at universities report among the highest in happiness and fulfillment, and in the range of ph.d programs they are typically more well suited towards the type of thinking, writing, etc involved, and have been known to finish their thesis/dissertation in less than 3 months, as opposed to the several years it often will take ph.d students from other disciplines to complete
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>>684047864
roll
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>>684049017
>trying this hard to convince yourself
>being this triggered
>not killing yourself yet
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>factory response
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>>684049017
try harder fag
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>>684044674

photog sex god \m/

don't ya want the big bux??????
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Philosophy
>philosophy fag here
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>>684049017
fellow philosofag here mang
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Gender Studies
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good luck with your calculus class kiddo
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Black studies
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Mechanical engineering
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Civil Engineering
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Roll
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Computer Science
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Are you part of any organizations?
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Cosmetology
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Astrology
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Gynecologist
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Niggernomics
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>>684047555
minor is women studies
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Agriculture
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Theology?
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Islam
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Women's studies, with a minor in privilege checking.
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Liberal arts
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Physics
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engineering
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Roll
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Faggotry.
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accounting
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wat
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winrar
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WINRAR
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>>684056444
>inb4 OP says he doesn't want to
Winrar
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-actuarial sciences

-imageboard moderation
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QUANTUM PHYSICS
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Chanology
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Arabic Studies
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Sorry, you will unemployed until a Mcdonalds is hiring...
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Become a porn director
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Liberal arts aka professional cocksucking.
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Woman's studies.
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>>684046454
You need to die
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Who's the faggot posting all the pictures?
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>684058125
that's is so fucking hot, i wish i was raped by my uncle
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>>684057948
(Will there be any fries with that?)
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You need to die
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You need to die
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>>684046989
You need to die
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>>684047171
You need to die
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Hebrew letters. Become a Rabbi. I'm assuming your parents are Christian, so this should be pretty funny.
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degenerate
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who is this slut
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>>684044674
This is your future:
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fhagot
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Chemistry.
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Animal science

You could be the nigger master op
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drop out and do meth
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>>684056444
Winnar enjoy your mildly stressful but comfortable life OP
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How does this Terry guy get to fuck all these models?
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Nuclear Physics
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ROTC faggot.
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>>684063868
roll
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L O V E in their hearts \m/
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Rollers
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Who is this?
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mods?
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BOONK
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forestry
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