Just finished my freshmen year of college, /b/. My parents are already asking for my major. Trips decides my major
Women's studies
>>684044674
sexual behaviour
Nigger studies
>>684044674
Religious studies with a focus on the Quran
minor in gunsmithing
>>684044674
COCK studies, where COCK is an acronym of your choice
>>684044674
chemical engineering
>>684044674
Feminist Dance Theory
>>684046454
Rerawl
>>684044674
expertise in gay porn
I'll be the voice of reason: Something you can guaranteed make a comfortable living off of. STEM is a good place to start.
I'm wood science. You'd be surprised how profitable it is.
>>684046606
rerawling
>>684044674
Ceramics
Goat fucking
Deez Nuts
>>684044674
> says he's in college
> really blew all his money on male prostitutes
> op is a faggot
philosophy
>>684044674
underwater basket weaving
>>684047052
This. Major in Faggotry
Pre-law
>>684047076
This
Thank us later op
>>684047052
You figured it out
General studies with a focus on liberal arts and sciences
LGBT Studies
ugh. not what this white knight faggot says. "Film Studies"
Musical theatre
health sciences
>>684047555
he has spoken
Advertising
>>684047555
Winrar
Artificial Intelligence and Computer Neurosciences. You'll thank me when everybody except entertainers and A.I. programmers are phased out by A.I. and robotics advances.
Feminist studies
>>684044674
alchemy
>>684047555
At least there's a chance for OP's whorendous addiction to hookers.
>>684047555
Alright guys trips has spoken. I'm going with health sciences
>>684044674
>>684047555
fuck health sciences... Aerospace Engineering.
>>684044674
Become a dev at Activision so you can make gay games for gay kids
>>684047555
Way to go, OP. You just let the rest of your academic career and possibly your life get decided by a two word internet post accompanied by a picture of a book titled "Advanced Faggotry". Your life is officially meaningless.
>>684047961
roll
>>684048077
Dubs means best choice
>>684045373
rolling for this
>>684048256
>>684047961
reroll
Gay Paleontology
Gaylord studies
Wpmens studies minoring in 21st century feminism
>>684048245
Lost
>>684047076
philosophy majors are third likeliest to graduate law school
also most common second major/minor chosen by engineering, computer science majors etc. displays good social tact and an ability to solve problems logically and pragmatically
philosophy majors near the top of their department at graduation are the likeliest of any major to go onto finishing a graduate program behind math
not everyone can do a philosophy major. i thought it was easy (just presented my thesis today actually! formerly attorney) but there were consistently a chunk of people during each class i took in that where they simply couldnt understand the material or couldn't keep up with the readings, or simply even form a worthwhile opinion. this included stem majors. it should be easy for a person who is well acquainted with anonymous forums, though ive heard this is becoming less and less true
philosophy teachers at universities report among the highest in happiness and fulfillment, and in the range of ph.d programs they are typically more well suited towards the type of thinking, writing, etc involved, and have been known to finish their thesis/dissertation in less than 3 months, as opposed to the several years it often will take ph.d students from other disciplines to complete
>>684047864
roll
>>684049017
>trying this hard to convince yourself
>being this triggered
>not killing yourself yet
>>684049596
>factory response
>>684049017
try harder fag
>>684044674
photog sex god \m/
don't ya want the big bux??????
Philosophy
>philosophy fag here
>>684049017
fellow philosofag here mang
Gender Studies
![kate moss Pop IX ''Staring At The Sea'' ph; Terry Richardson [pop9-staring_at_the_sea08] www.facescafe.com.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8MlUYl.jpg "kate moss Pop IX ''Staring At The Sea'' ph; Terry Richardson [pop9-staring_at_the_sea08] www.facescafe.com.jpg")
>>684051041
good luck with your calculus class kiddo
>>684044674
Black studies
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o1Mi49y.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! uncle T-Bone pulling out to give Selena Gomez a wetback [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg")
![Selena Beaner Gomez desperately desiring the Richardson thumb [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Pde1rRP.jpg "Selena Beaner Gomez desperately desiring the Richardson thumb [unpublished Harper's Bazaar fashion out-take].jpg")
Mechanical engineering
Civil Engineering
>>684045373
Roll
>>684044674
Computer Science
>>684047961
Are you part of any organizations?
Cosmetology
Astrology
Gynecologist
Niggernomics
>>684045373
>>684047555
minor is women studies
>>684044674
Agriculture
Theology?
>>684044674
Islam
>>684044674
Women's studies, with a minor in privilege checking.
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UvU8wrA.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ヌンチャク(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg")
Liberal arts
Physics
engineering
>>684055880
Roll
Faggotry.
accounting
>>684056333
wat
>>684056444
winrar
>>684056444
WINRAR
>>684056444
>inb4 OP says he doesn't want to
Winrar
-actuarial sciences
-imageboard moderation
![[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/60QLhyq.jpg "[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg")
>>684044674
QUANTUM PHYSICS
Chanology
>>684044674
Arabic Studies
![[the Blurred Lines bitch] Emily Ratajkowski sporting Terry pasties.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8A9EcsT.jpg "[the Blurred Lines bitch] Emily Ratajkowski sporting Terry pasties.jpg")
Sorry, you will unemployed until a Mcdonalds is hiring...
Become a porn director
>>684044674
Liberal arts aka professional cocksucking.
Woman's studies.
>>684046454
You need to die
Who's the faggot posting all the pictures?
>>684058125
>684058125
that's is so fucking hot, i wish i was raped by my uncle
>>684057948
(Will there be any fries with that?)
>>684046606
You need to die
>>684046976
You need to die
>>684046989
You need to die
>>684047171
You need to die
Hebrew letters. Become a Rabbi. I'm assuming your parents are Christian, so this should be pretty funny.
>>684058908
degenerate
>>684057696
who is this slut
>>684044674
This is your future:
![[Ketamine laced with 5-MeO dimethyltryptamine]_kyerysFEWu1qa42jro1_500.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0OiXHJO.jpg "[Ketamine laced with 5-MeO dimethyltryptamine]_kyerysFEWu1qa42jro1_500.jpg")
>>684044674
![Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TCYh4cW.jpg "Sky Ferreira & Terry coming down from slamming opioids [black tar heroin].jpg")
>>684049017
fhagot
>>684044674
Chemistry.
Animal science
You could be the nigger master op
drop out and do meth
>>684056444
Winnar enjoy your mildly stressful but comfortable life OP
How does this Terry guy get to fuck all these models?
Nuclear Physics
ROTC faggot.
>>684063868
roll
>>684063500
L O V E in their hearts \m/
>>684063893
Rollers
>>684065291
Who is this?
>>684066129
mods?
>>684066144
BOONK
>>684044674
forestry
![!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ français actress Léa Seydoux winning the t—boner award for ''tightest celebrity snatch of the year'' [cinematographer & co-star Terry Tarantino chaining her torso to achieve greater tension].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iBh503D.jpg "!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ français actress Léa Seydoux winning the t—boner award for ''tightest celebrity snatch of the year'' [cinematographer & co-star Terry Tarantino chaining her torso to achieve greater tension].jpg")
![Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jVA0UI.jpg "Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg")
![!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ Terry cracking Miley Cyrus' flat cheeks open to share a whiff of her crust stains [``The Parting of the STD Sea`` shot in Smell-O-Vision].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NFnvGgQ.jpg "!!!2015 LEAK!!! ~ Terry cracking Miley Cyrus' flat cheeks open to share a whiff of her crust stains [``The Parting of the STD Sea`` shot in Smell-O-Vision].jpg")