YLYL non cancer edition
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YLYL non cancer edition
>>684044007
Fucking retarded nigger loving feminists.
>>684044589
This one is funny
>>684044286
same douche bag that took the stickers wrote that reply note. Pleb idea.
>>684045215
>>684044867
Okay
>>684043763
>>684044286
>socialism=communism
Another day. A little more misanthropy.
>>684045391
>>684045684
What's the difference between the two? Aside from the violence.
>>684045782
>>684045807
>>684046069
>>684045480
sauce?
>>684046069
Either underage or just straight up normie.
>>684045922
>tfw you know a lover of MLP who is also an objectivist
>>684046413
>>684045840
bfy. tw/b7q
>>684046451
I'm genuinely curious how new you are.
>>684046697
wat
>>684046639
>>684043763
ylyl is cancer, fuck off
>>684046952
L.O.L. Very nice meemee. Top kek!
>>684046944
>>684046936
Congrats. You're too stupid to understand how links work.
>>684047535
This is now a rage thread.
>>684047698
>>684047774
>>684047535
I ain't clicking a link like that. Lemme guess, the classic bomb threat to the white house? Or is this searching for loli on that image site?
>>684048026
Can you spot it?
>>684048101
>Oh no a link on 4chinz
>It must a l33t h4x0r
>I can't risk fucking up my parents computer
>>684045480
I can't believe somebody brought this classic to life
I can die happy now(once my kids are grown; promised them they wouldn't grow up fatherless like I did)
>>684045480
can someone explain, i might look like a newfag but i am not :D
>>684045675
It's too bad he's the embodiment of cringe, that's a good cause. Fuck discrimination. IMO, trial by combat should be the order of things.
"Bob, it's come to my attention that you are a queer-o-sexual. I don't want you in this office anymore."
"I need this job, sir. I demand we settle this in combat."
"Very well, we'll meet out back after the 9 o clock meeting. Hand to hand, I presume?"
"Right, boss. First blood or Queensbury?"
"I'll get back to you on that."
>>684048457
>I did it for you
>I did it for free
>>684048145
See this one I don't get. Why did she choose that one as the best answer if it clearly did not answer her question? You'd think she'd have chosen one that focused on turkey baseor or condoms.
>>684044341
Cannot unsee
>>684045480
i have to say it
EAT THE EGGS
ok
>>684045480
Holy shit that filename.
5/7
You're a fucking god.
>>684048668
No, you are. And while /b/ doesn't even resemble what it used to be, I still won't spoon feed you, faggot.
>>684045840
Bailey Jay is fine as fuck, meng. Not saying I'm not a fag, but that bear in the bottom pic isn't appealing to me at all. Good point, bad analogy.
>>684048768
>that's a good cause
Commie detected. I'd offer rational reasons why communism is the worst thing to happen to humanity, but I doubt you'd bother reading them.
>>684045922
>not publishing a paper copy
Good luck getting a readerbase, dumbass.
>>684048950
>>684044502
I leled
>>684049148
>>684048950
pls big men pls i have been around since 2014
>>684046485
Steve? If that's you
I know Cole is engaging in behavior that damages your redneck honor, but he's your son. Love him while you can and don't make yourself a resentful footnote that he's going to tell his future wife about when she asks where they're going for Christmas with the kids.
>>684048145
>women
>>684046952
>tfw it's true
>tfw having 2 kids amplifies it
>>684049420
I'm not getting the reference
>>684049323
>YLYL
>non cancer
???
>>684047882
Somebody please tell me this stupid cunt has been murdered by jews and niggers
>>684049613
Neither am I. And whoever replied to you wasn't the anon who posted that pic.
>>684049323
>>684049861
>>684049861
Your pic is why I'm so thankful I'm gay...
>>684049943
First time seeing that image. Fucking perfect.
Hey /b/, this just occured to me.
What place do you think has the most "SJW's"/Tumblrinas? It occrurred to me that I have not met many of them. Just wanted to see what your answers would be.
Pic Unrelated.
>>684050019
fuck off faggot nobody cares
>>684048326
nice try faggot
>>684050108
metropolitan areas. there aren't as many people that actually think like that as is made out to be, though
>>684047788
I have a son. This fucking enrages me.
>>684050108
Are you still in high school? You'll meet most in college. Or maybe you're in a small town. In which case, consider yourself fortunate.
>>684049078
I don't see how killing discrimination(including affirmative action) is communism. If Jerry has a PhD, Tyrone has 3 felonies and Susan has a vagina and a GED, guess which one should be a fucking network admin?
>>684050464
>>684050785
>>684050934
>>684051023
>>684051110
>>684049148
The gays were right
>>684045480
I think I just got promoted from newfag
>>684050603
You just admitted you're discriminatory. You're using qualifications to discriminate between candidates for a job.
>>684047882
I mean I get it, you're a feminist, but damn, you didn't have to hit that close to home. Never talk about my dick again.
>>684046697
What kind of sorcery is this?
>>684051296
>>684051269
As a faggot I'm glad I don't have to deal with this bullshit. Fuck women, figuratively, never literally.
>>684051384
You got me. If I may offer a rebuttal?
The game.
>>684051631
>>684051725
To be 12 again.
>>684046914
don't understend englesh, just wants sauce frend
>>684051912
>>684051725
We all discriminate. I would never let a rapist or other sort of criminal into my home. So why would I let any sort of degenerate into my business? Why should anyone dictate who I hire or do business with?
>>684050464
> Confromity
> If you can predict what I'm going to do next, I'm doing something wrong
I CAN predict what you're going to do next. It's going to be something stupid and annoying.
So yes. You're doing something wrong.
>>684049804
Holy fucking shit mate. I haven't laughed this hard in years.
>>684051228
Wow, I have to say that's an impressive move there.
>>684052013
Some /b/tard that had the time and eggs to make it. I also don't speak whatever your native language is.
>>684045675
looks like a retarded kid in my old boy scout troop. no joke. he was alright
>>684051912
Actually, I honestly thought you were trolling. You seriously think the term "discrimination" refers to a life circumstance that you built yourself, voluntarily? Being born male or female isn't a choice. Race isn't a choice. Your major is a choice. Giving up free time to pursue an internship is a choice. I pray to God I'm taking the bait and you're not that stupid.
>>684049504
Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
>>684046069
Lost
>>684052477
I'm not that anon. Your reply was simply indicative of a twelve year old. Sorry you're so triggered.
>>684052477
So what? If I don't want to hire a woman, that's my choice. If I don't want to do business with a black, that's my choice. What's the problem here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5cvEPu_e0
>>684052866
>>684052761
The problem is passing up on talent because of factors that don't mean shit. Also, it's kind of fucked up to treat somebody differently based on circumstances beyond their control, like whose vagina they came out of or what chromosomes they carry. Sure, there's statistics of all sorts, but you don't know if somebody is part of the reason for a stereotype's existence until you actually deal with them personally.
>>684047788
>>684044589
kek
>>684052429
dont understend, you can sand me links to scremblad egg asian porn vidio?
>>684052967
Gonna call it a night. Stay shitty /b/.
>>684053089
How many chromosomes do you have?
>>684053203
>Implying it's porn.
kek
>>684053351
more than you, faggot
>>684053457
haw sand grin text?
>>684044867
I laughed. The kike is fucked.
>>684053301
This rustles my jimmies so fucking hard
>>684053559
nais, me ferst dubs o/
>lulz i learnd it
>>684053351
schfifty five.
>>684043763
Newfag here, what's YLYL, I see it all the time
>>684048787
I can't fucking believe that- oh wait, it's 2016.
>>684053089
Again, so what? It's my choice to avoid a bad part of town because of all the niggers. You see it as racism and evil, I see it as prudent and wise. You can go play with those apes, see how that turns out. I'll watch on the news as they find your mangled corpse.
>>684053737
YLYL = You Love Yoyo Limbs
>>684052709
I don't know whats worse her or the cuck in the army
>>684049141
12/10
>>684053301
FUCK YOU
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>>684053301
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.
>>684053953
Same newfag here, that doesn't seem right
>>684053301
This better be fucking fake. Shit rattles my bones so fucking hard.
>>684053301
Everytime
>>684054572
You Lick Young Lolis is the correct name. Still dont know what the memes have to do with it though.
>>684054572
ok, i was kidding, it means Yemen Lives Yeast LIberation
>>684054970
this is the only correct answer
>>684053301
Take your sister's computer, take your shit and become a homesless /b/tard. There's some out there. It's better than dealing with that fucking family where you're obviously the accidental baby.
>>684055158
Thank you.
>>684045480
rofl
>>684045480
>>684048668
>>684053461
okay you can admit this is bait now
( btw I'm a diffrent anon then the one you are talking to)
>>684047882
did she mean castration? circumsision doesn't exactly prevent you from feel good durin the sexuals at all
>>684055394
look at this bitch, got all salty after he got roasted hard
>>684045480
someone post the original please
Whoops! Haha!
>>684055871
>>684049323
where is this from? i see these screens, but i really wish i could watch the actual clip
but then again, it seems so glorious that nothing in reality could ever be that good
>>684055996
>>684055555
>>684049964
Good doggo. Doggo wants to live
>>684051296
dude there are more millionaires than men AND women in the cabinet
>>684045480
Alright negroes, for those of you who don't get it this is a reference to a post some guy made a few years ago.
The op was "what would you do if something something drunk girl"
And this guy said nothing, I'd take her home, put her to sleep and make her way some eggs" and some people started making fun of him blah blah you can probably Google a better explanation newfriends
>>684045684
so it's only in communism that private property is taken without consent? I mean fuck, it already happens in capitalism (taxes). It must be hard having such a different level of intelligence than everyone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
>>684046697
smart
>>684050934
dude always reminds me of justin long
>>684056365
Don't forget about the various types of civil (judicial) forfeitures.
I guess on this note it means time to bounce to the next thread.
>>684048252
Purple pride
>>684051631
>Have you heard about the feeling man?
fucking lost hard. I do every time.
>>684047698
Triggered, because you literally can earn privilege. Damn this tumblrducation. Niggas don't even understand how that works.
>>684051228
Real fucking men use duct tape and follow the code. Real or fake, this has always been my favorite image.
>>684049623
Shit like this doesn't really make me rage since the police will look into these facebook posts if an investigation was opened about rape. It's more humorous that they post it to social media.
>>684047882
>circumcision takes away sexual pleasure meme
this is mos def a troll
>>684050440
Kek'd
>>684052429
>>684053301
I've read this many times but damn I'm starting to think that it's his fault. How could he not see that coming? Fucking scream and trash the place so that they'll take you seriously.
>massive division between children
>constant injustice
If he doesn't defend himself in a situation like that well tough. If they did that then surely they do other minor shit all the time. spineless cunt
>>684046485
People that know MLP brownies are faggots themselves. I don't know a single one and no one I know knows a single one. We're not a bunch of faggots with faggot friends.
>>684055727
but i'm a different person
>>684056956
This is the first YLYL in years that has one good image. Stop trying to bug it.
Otherwise, I'd be with you anon
>>684051296
why britbongs are on that level of faggotness? just tell her to grab a cold beer in the fridge for you and get back to washing dishes
>>684046697
I saw that kick coming a mile away. Projection much?
>>684057246
>implying that you are not mad af
>>684049861
I had a gf who did this. She broke up with me during a fight, and I was sad but took it in stride. She called me an hour later to berate me for not begging her to take me back because "do you really not care about me?"
Ended up dating her for 6 more months still because I was a pussy. Never again.
>>684057219
Well I know a couple of the animators, so it's unavoidable.
>>684048787
did these people not pass 7th grade
>>684048524
I think this is totally fine. debate me.
>>684048950
dream girl
where do i lick lolis? i still don't understand why this is called You Lick Young Lolis and there is no lolis here for me to lick, i have already cleaned the screen and stuff... sorry i'm new
>>684056030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
Good watch, get drunk while watching
>>684045480
Eggs
>>684058056
you the real mvp
>>684057688
Shh, shh, I know. Most YLYL is absolute shit. And I love you so much. I know that it's hard. But we both know it would happen at one point. Alright YLYL is a rarity. But here we are. You're a great oldfag and all, so am I, but we've reached an impass. It's not you, it's me, and this is for your own good.
I will always love you.
Goodbye. <3
>>684053301
No use to anon now, but chances are if he had reported his mom for robbery, law would be on his side. Especially since if they were that crazy, they were likely also up to other shit classified as neglectful, abusive, or just "unfit for raising children."
>>684048662
Kek'd
>>684048787
>"Go back to seventh grade biology"
[200% MAD]
>>684058801
Kek
>>684058801
>>684049964
R.I.P. Doggo.
Hopefully that bitch will be following you shortly.
>>684059000
Kek, but I think this thread is stale now. Let's destroy it together
>>684059473
OK xD
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Farewell my dearest maiden desu,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
Alas, I must be parting you,
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Our sight and aim are finely tuned!
Farewell, farewell, farewell,
On OP, NEWFAG, and LE-MEMES!
Farewell, farewell, farewell!
For we fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
We never rest, Suiseiseki press on!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
Until we've broke the Faggots spawn!
Farewell! Farewell! Farewell!
For we fight for 4chans's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Give me your hand, my maiden desu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell,
A parting kiss, and then adieu!
Farewell, Farewell, Farewell!
For I fight for 4chan's Gloria!
Gloria! Gloria!
Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
Sieg Heil! Viktoria!
>>684057691
Nah.
>>684051912
She presumably paid for her kid's expenses herself and waited for the alimony check before going shopping. There's nothing to suggest she isn't a fine mother. Getting new boots and your nails did aren't exactly luxury expenses
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>684057566
I guess that's different
>>684053301
no rage, just kek'ed. that dude seems pretty calm all things considered, he'll likely move out as soon as he's 18 or legal in his state to do so. i'm guessing dad is gone/dead, but i'd leave too if i had those 'women' for a wife and daughter.
>>684060030
Yuh.
>>684059710
These are amazing, noticed these tunes
Do Heil dir im Siegerkranz!
>>684047987
Kekedd.
>>684050080
What a fucking bitch. This makes me so angry.
And this is the last of my Hitlers
Back to Deadpool and Spidey
hay
>>684048787
FUCKING LOST TO THIS ONE. GR8 REEEEEEEE MY FRIEND
>>684050080
If i were that kids parent I'd be pissed at that bitch
Sometimes I worry that I'll be so fat when I die that the combustion of my fat ass will cause a catastrophic explosion that will kill whoever is manning the kiln that day....
Is that why they starved the Jews?
>>684060861
You got it.
>>684048026
>Remember to use underscores in place of spaces
Do not approve.
>>684062198
>>684051452
>>684062198
>>684062344
>>684062755
>>684063022
see
>>684059000
>>684057108
Ramsey bolton and 20 good men.
>>684044080
gif?
>>684050603
It's the one with the vagina isn't it?
>>684050080
I love this. I hate how whenever someone catches a ball they're like obligated to give it to the nearest child. so fuckin gay
>>684053301
What assholes of a family.
>>684050934
His face looks like a random customization you'd get in Elder Scrolls.
>>684063179
Yes I am the same faggot that that comment was for.
>>684064150
>>684045391
The TUG was what almost got me cuz I drive those at work.
https://youtu.be/MdMut0t1g-Q
>>684058056
i wonder why we haven't seen this guy more
>>684064280
...
I am the other person who originally was derailing this thread besides desu.
>>684044710
Fucking abhijeet
>>684058056
holy fuck they're not american
>>684045807
>Guile's theme
>>684064618
Oh! nice.
How's it going.
I'm just chillin, before I do some serious derailing.
>>684056150
I'm fucking crying in my bed laughing at this right now and my wife punched me for waking her up.
>chicken nugger
My sides
They're split
>>684064965
you're maestro
>>684065053
Ah, kek
Where's the Deutsches Kaiserreich anthem for desu? Just wonderin'
>>684053089
Fuck off liberal piece of shit. I'm judging you and your disfunction
>>684045840
Faggot, how about you just fucking look it up on wikipedia
>>684048950
this is /pol/s dream girl
>>684049637
>>684065327
I've put it on the todo list, it will get done.
I'll get go writing my wall of text soon.
Also planning on maybe introducing a new maiden to the show.
McDonalds near me had some fundraiser where you donate and write your name. There were hundreds of these on the walls. I noticed this one in particular.
>>684065804
>>684065327
image*
>>684050119
lost
>>684046952
Sorry for wanting a lauch m80, I'll go back to posting trap threads so you can fap.
>>684052513
It was this that got me.
>>684050440
obviously the last pic is of another event
but it occurs to me, people maybe aren't hugging him because they trust him, they're hugging him because they are checking him for an S-vest
LANG LEBE DER KAISER!
>>684062473
>>684051110
her idiocy makes me want to fuck her that much more
>>684066240
GOTT SCHÜTZEN DEN KAISER
>>684050464
i'm actually in college, haha. I'm in a relatively big city, but maybe i dont get out much
>>684048787
>idislikecispeople
troll account confirmed
>>684051228
This is freaking smart.
>>684045840
Except for the fact that socialism is an economic model and communism is a politic one ?
>>684049804
How awesome would it be if that truck was owned by Trump
>>684047698
I tilted. Tuck fumblr.
>>684061395
Stop these aren't funny
>>684056528
Shit man, is that Kylo Ren?
>>684043901
>fat people who wear basketball gear
>>684057691
Agreed.
>>684048950
Would marry.
>>684057667
This actually made my kek
>>684058891
I learned that shit freshman year kek
>>684045922
Bailey Jay benefits from good makeup and photography. I bet all my shekels that in real life he looks like Frank Furter.
>>684047379
is he trying to get water out of there? also the cow's reaction when he does that is fucking hilarious.
>>684068159
Replied to wrong post. Here's the right one: >>684048978
