Female VA thread. Posts ending in 3 and 7 get read. GLHF
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Female VA thread.
Posts ending in 3 and 7 get read.
GLHF
weren't you that op from probably a couple days ago
My peepee is getting hard
>>684038773
aw godammit i was thinking about adding a part to voice act
>>684038773
Most likely.
>>684038843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MbTcXuKrOU
Kenny S give me power
Kenny S give me strength
Nigger did 9/11
[angry tone] what the fuck is that bullshit?!
>>684039471
Reroll please God I need this
>>684038424
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
>>684039687
not poster but YES
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>684039597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ci7hsaN629
>>684039471
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16tmslwi9YJ
>>684039753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zikhZk0Hqn (Ruining Death Grips for free)
>>684039526
Nico Nico Nii~
>>684040633
VICTORY SCREECH!!!!
Kenny S bless this bullet!
>>684040525
You sound incredibly familiar. Name?
>>684040800
Reroll, but not poster
>>684040897
I could kiss you for that you beautiful fucker
>>684040770
Anata no hato ni nico nico nii~
>>684041042
Reroll for Goddess!
>>684040962
Want me to reroll this too fag?
>>684041317
Thanks fam. Reroll everything I put please your luck is fucking great.
>>684041317
>>684041317
HELL YEAH
>>684040633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W4jn1qqNms (ACT LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED)
>>684040856
Shell or Shell-chan. I've been posting pretty often.
>>684040800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zb6r585Fxp
>>684041570
Bless your soul
Apparently I have the luck, so lets try this! (Do the bottom part)
>>684041570
http://www.lurkmore.com/view/Shell-chan
wat
It's time to begin the infinite jest.
>>684041877
WHERES YOUR GOD AT NOW!
>>684041877
>>684041997
op do this one as well
>>684041911
"Page last modified 18:04, 29 March 2013."
probably not her dude
WITNESS MY MIGHT, FAGGOTS
>>684041997
FUCK, I NEED TO CONTROL THIS, RIGHT NOW!
>>684042111
guess trips would be correct
>>684042130
Seems like you got in under control.
Praise be to the might belkek.
THROW DOWN, FIGHT ME ON THE PLAYGROUND FAGGOT!
>>684039753
I thought it was:
I like my torture verdict
I am the beast i worship
>>684042398
reroll
>>684040770
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop being such a massive faggot Garrett
>>684041877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxKF6LbG8u
>>684041997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iKU6CXutNJ (Free cackling)
>>684042487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02DHkvhXQv9
Reminder to vote Donald Trump 2016! We need to secure our borders and a bright future for our children!
>>684042810
<3
>>684043229
Not you babe, I love you
Also rerolling for >>684042810
"Fuck my penis is so hard I want to rape some children"
>>684043392
Rerolling for some handholding
>>684043485
Wut
Dawson would make for the perfect husband. He's Intelligent, Nihilistic and has a Wicked Sense of Humor! There's really no better man out there!
The only good thing about this movie is that I have no idea what the story is.
>>684042847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c14SNDbtyE
>>684042810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iqU68kAO39
My favorite pokemon is snorlax. Snore lax snnnnnnore
Shut up brett you're such a fucking retard go die in a hole faggot. Fuck off with this shit.
>>684043414
Rerollin
What is my name say my name or I'm going to pound that ass even harder with all of my remaining strength.
>>684044194
God is against me, men.
>>684042446
Google is your friend.
>>684043656
rerolling
Praise the sun. By the emperor! Loktar ogar. Keep your feet on the ground. I can't wake up wake me up inside.
>>684044173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fitZV4zrRC
Poop poop poop, poop... poop. Diarrhea!
>>684044609
Reroll
give me ass aids! right in the butt!
Aspic
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
The Azariah Kyras speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
Rolling for ugh daddy spank me
>>684044905
This
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness
Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun.
The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
XDDDDDXDDXDXDX
Awoo~ (May my luck grant me just this one!)
>>684038424
"If I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I've had stuck in me, I'd look like a hedgehog."
>>684041570
Which means your name is Michelle or Shelly.
>>684043048
reroll
>>684044977
Oh wow I've never won a roll before.
Plz deliver op you cute ass nigga <3
>>684044905
reroll
>>684045216
Reroll!!
>>684045216
Rolling! Maybe God will allow this?
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>684045542
Someone just kill me, God has abandoned me.
>>684044817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CfWCZqe5Wb
>>684044977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NeSS7gnc3
>>684045197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1za44POf9Dz
wut
she put on some more lipstick her tears mixed with urine drenching mouth and chest through white panties pulled to the side
There's a certain dark depression nested
in the blacken'd hollows of the Subdued
An amorphous expanse long infested
by the corpse of fearful Solitude
The King sits 'top a throne that is not his
laughing at the land that spins around him
his constant mourning at the thought of this
acknowledg'd only by his long-dead kin
"The Mortal Plane is a land of hatred,"
the Philosopher etches in the stone
"The world would be better if Man were dead,
for war is born of his flesh, not his bone."
The Mother bathes in a crimson river
as Phoenicians watch from behind the glass
All of Creation begins to wither
under the force of Armageddon's blast
"There are many things you still must learn,"
says the scornful Autocrat to the Blind
"In the end of days, the things you will earn
are ten thousand times any thing of mine."
Pierrots dance about the city streets,
unabashed laughter fills evening air,
the spectacled Miser points t'ward his feet,
"I'd rather be here than somewhere down there."
The Hangman ties the gallows' final knot
Protesters decry the immoral act
"This is the future my choices have wrought,"
I shout in remembrance of that old Pact.
If raping children were legal, I would rape children. In the butts.
>>684045730
Top kek
Bork bork Björk bork bark grr Björk bark woof bork
>>684045730
You're a fucking God op.
Bambi was prince of the forest by now he's the prince of West Philadelphia born and raised playing b ball is how I spent most of my days.
>>684045994
reroll
Bow to the fecal lord!
Watch the skies, traveler.
TRUMP 2016 EVERYBODY GET ON THE #TRUMPTRAIN MAKE AMERICA GREAT #ELECTTRUMP TRUMP 2016 YEAH MAN BERNIE'S GOING DOWN HILLARY'S GOING DOWN CRUZ'S GOING DOWN KASICH'S GOING DOWN WATCH OUT FOR THE #TRUMPTRAIN WE'RE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BABY 1488 KKK'S DROPPING THE HATE #ELECTTRUMP BABY THE FUTURE WILL BE AMAZING, THE WALL WILL BE BEAUTIFUL MEME MAGIC BABY, MEME MAGIC.
>>684046481
In west philadelphia niggers tongued my anus
>>684046722
rerolling
>>684046723
I got in 9ne little scuffle and my mom got scared. She said you're moving with your cousin and uncle do in Bel Air
Wait... these aren't my glasses...
>>684046722
reroll
I love her heart as well as her warm piss and the cuts and bruises on her body. Stitches are needed on this holy day the third year of nines
>>684045303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12RN7LRHMWT
>>684045340
I had a hairdresser named Shelly once.
>>684045977
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acySgdHQoe
>>684046673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZNA6Z9g96
>>684046723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wbnr0FztTA
>>684046722
last roll
>>684047269
A+.
"Can you still feel my finger in your ass? Look, Billy! No hands!"
Moist
>>684047492
Roll
Suck my toes and lick my soles you slut.
I bet you fuck body pillows, fucking get on my level, I have a body pillow for every waifu, a boob mouse pad, and I flesh light with the scent of Naruto's anus on it!
Give up attachment
give up desire
you end the births
you end the suffering
you end the whole thing that keeps you stuck
if I'm not attached to this particular time space Locus then I can free my awareness from my body and I can become one with it all I can merge with the Divine mother.
>>684047433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y7q9lDG9FE
>>684047778
I heard you needed a little magic in your reroll? Reroll god is here for you <3
>>684047909
You failed me this time
>>684047739
rerolling
i am the great cornholio i come from lake titicaca
Skidda Marinky Dinky
Skidda MArinky Doo
I
Love
Poo
Are you a boy, or a girl? Doesnt matter where were going!
Do your work do everything you've got to do
watch your speech
Watch your thoughts
Watch your calmness
get your calm center going live your life in such a way as to get yourself straight to get free of attachment that just keeps sucking you in all the time
Rolling for moist
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
>>684047778
What is bravery, without a dash of recklessness?
Get free of Desire it's a little like a roller coaster this is just the way it works if you read st. John of the Cross is Dark Night of the Soul you know it is you really been working on yourself and your very pure and something very high happens to you you feel liberated and then your ego walks around and Pats you on the shoulder pretty good look at how holy you're becoming and you fall again
This is important.
Gf broke up with me not too long ago, I wanna hear something sweet like
"Riley, I never meant to hurt you, I still love you with all my heart and I wanna be with you forever."
Sadfag roll.
That's one of the traps in fact the higher you get the harder you fall each time it's those Fierce Lions guarding the inner gates all this stuff happens when you are extracting yourself from this web of desire which is your ego which is your cognitive framework the universe it's all the same thing and this extraction believe me doesn't happen without an internal struggle that is called tapas
Trump 2016
>>684048373
If a man gives way to all his desires or panders to them there will be no inner struggle in him no friction no fire but if for the sake of attaining a definite aim he struggles with the desires that hinder him he shall then create a fire which is Will gradually transform his inner world into a single hole
>>684048598
Thank you, anon. You guys are always here for me.
>>684048373
Cheer up Friendo! The world isnt over yet til we give everyone cancer!
I want to kill myself! I have clinical depression!
You are already dead. You have 10 seconds to live.
"Cat! Stop it!"
She's normally very good but likes to scratch my furniture and for some reason tends to listen to women rather then men.
Since my luck fucking hates me, time to just enjoy the show.
There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."
>>684048007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pu2o8c9gpB
>>684048203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bSYiZwNYYd
>>684048267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d5Md40ZM3D
>>684048373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12WsZ8MDHuU (I'm sorry dude. I hope things get better :( )
>>684048373
Bumping so op delivers my dad request
What's this what's this is colors everywhere!
Honestly maddie, your bf is a radical broham ya feel
>>684049270
Sad*
>>684049220
And you sound so much like her. She did a little bit of voice acting as well, your name wouldn't be Sam by any chance?
I hate you Devyn. I fucking hate you. I'm just kidding! I'm killing myself now. Tell Yuuya I love her!
We do at noon upon the sun reaching the middle of this guy we shall take ten Paces away from each other and draw pistols each firing only two shots if they both should Miss we can just use the guns to Club each other
>>684048723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gqHDLEi0ka
>>684049084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHmj31YWGh (I know the pain, dude.)
>>684049123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VVEMqXltm
>>684049540
Nope. Just Shell.
>>684049864
Duel* Rerolling
I love getting pounded by big black cocks!
Make this as racist pidgin Japanese as you can.
"YOU BUY RENRAKU NYAO!"
Face down, ass up! That's the way we like to fuck!
WITNESS MY MIGHT YOU INSIGNIFICANT WHELPS (kawaii voice please)
SHUT UP I'M SINGING MAD WORLD
ITS TIME TO D-D-DUEL!
It's time to dddd dddd duel
>>684049978
>>684049220
>>684047269
That's great
>>684049387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aKjOHB0Bdc
>>684050077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jiAj4ByWlI
>>684049978
Can you do:
"Wake up please, time to get shit rolling"
in a soft tone please? I desperately need a new morning alarm.
That's a small dick there, Shiru. Kekekekekekeke
holy shit op actually delivers? Is this even real.
I wish I could fist myself to Oblivion and back!
>>684049978
Cat owner here. I love you so much.
>>684049978
Oh..if only it was.
Thanks again op.
>>684050632
kek
Griffith your ass sure can take a pounding. But you could have been pounding Casca's ass this whole time.
EVERYONE IN THE CHAT CALL ALEX A FUCKING NIGGER. GOD DAMMIT VARRI.
>>684050632
>>684050820
DID SOMEONE SAY NIGGER?
Where we're going, we don't need dildos
But you may not understand is the whole game you've been playing is also based on faith you have had faith in the rational mind we are living in a society which is a Temple dedicated to the rational man even though the first commandment says I am the Lord thy God Thou shalt have no other gods before me even though that has been said and even though we repeat it and still worship the rational mind and its products we worship our own sense data.
>>684050903
Stop right there, criminal scum
>>684050040
Reroll.
PLEASE MOM, KNOCK NEXT TIME!
>>684050040
And one more.
We can start to extricate ourselves we have got to have heard the first message before any of the keys open anything you don't even know their doors until you've heard the first message.
>>684051130
Wut even is this.
I'm not the one. Shane should kill himself. He's autistic.
>>684051238
One re roll pls
domo arigato mr roboto
"Master, I love you. You are my sun and stars. That is still the dumbest gods-damned plan I've ever heard."
And you don't seem to understand,
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear.
And you know what they say might hurt you.
And you know that it means so much.
And you don't even feel a thing.
I am falling,
I am fading,
I have lost it all
And you don't seem the lying kind,
A shame that I can read your mind.
And all the things that I read there,
Candle-lit smile that we both share.
And you know I don't mean to hurt you.
But you know that it means so much.
And you don't even feel a thing.
I am falling,
I am fading,
I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting,
I have lost it all,
I am losing
Help me to breathe...
>>684051479
Reroll.
I'M the one who polished THIS piece
>>684051526
Dude, you need to get lain badly.
>>684051620
reroll
Works of art, painted black
Magniloquent, bleeding dark
Monotonous palate, murky spectrum, grimly unlimited
Food for thought, so prolific
In contrasting shades, forcely fed
Abstraction, so choking, so provocative
'Dude. I... I don't care. At all. You bore me. So much. SO much. Please, just... fuck off...'
Daddy be nimble Daddy be quick Daddy has a rock hard dick ! 1⃣cummy 2⃣cummy 3⃣cummy 4⃣! Daddy cums so much he can't cum any more! Ghost cummy Ghost cummy don't be scared! There's always more cummies that can be shared! Daddy makes me squishy Daddy makes me wetDaddy treats me like his little pet! Send this to 69 TRUE Daddy's or else you'll never get any cummies again
>>684051624
I have lain.. in my heart forever.
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I JUST KIIIILED A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
>>684051765
Reroll
>>684050573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AsxC3xX1oU (Yes.)
>>684051027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03C8Ba8z3dm
>>684051343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sjwtc8JST5
>>684051783
GOD HELP US
>>684051783
Wuuuuut
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."
YO! ya-yo, ya-yo
Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!
Here's how the story goes we find out
Abouta Treasurein theGrand Line
Theres no doubt, The pirate whose eye is on it
He'll sing I'll be King of the Pirates
I'm gonna be king
>>684050429
Shameless reroll
>>684051783
Veto
>>684051783
Faggot
>>684044798
Dakota I'm going to cut your fucking dick off. You fucking cunt shit. I hope you kill yourself. Or get close again you worthless fucking waste of space. Go overdose on pills please. (Say this like he just fucked your pet to death)
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
11/10 Snow is a faggot
>>684051479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kENejeajqu
>>684051783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qYNvn1JBwM (It felt like I was reading off an infomercial)
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack.
The cupboard was bare,
She didn't despair.
She let Rover munch on her crack
Glen died at the end of Walking Dead season 6
I have clinical depression
happy birthday matthew
>>684052289
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
>>684052765
...oh god
where are the lewd posts
i came here to fap wtf
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Good bye then.
Be safe, friend.
Don't you dare go Hollow.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
"See You Space Cowboy..."
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
>>684052765
Like R. Lee Erney
"Kick me in the Jimmy!"
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit
And ate his own shit
And washed it down with some tea.
SAM, YOU LIED TO ME! YOU BETRAYED ME!
>>684053108
Reroll
give a suck a fuck you want a fuck a dick dick duck you cuck a fuck a suck a good luck cuck cuck give a suck a cuck a fuck also t b h donald trump will make america great again
Fuck my fucking ass, in the fucking fucking ass, fucking fucking fucking fucking, I'm fucking my fucking ass, I tried to fuck my assssssssssss, I fucked my ass heavens knows I asked!
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut
>>684053444
fucking trips faggot!
There is not a moment in which I don't wanna mckill myself
Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
"Bo! You're my brother! No, stop! Don't k-knot me! No!"
*laughing* Oh god, I fucking hate myself
>>684053944
Little reroll.
Also, if you could, like she's getting raped by an animal.
>>684053518
Rolling cause this is a nigger
Tunnel snakes rule.
>>684054133
You majestic fucker
Wombat pussy is the best pussy!
>>684054159
reroll
>>684054245
once more
You want the truth!? You can't handle the truth!!
If I get another damn roll correctly, I am the true Rolling God!
>>684054294
fuck it i quit
Somebody ring the dinkster?!
>>684054330
Well that answers my question
It's okay if they don't accept you. It's not the end of the world. You can get through this. You've walked through hell before and you can do it again.
>>684054385
Re roll for the dinkster
>>684052934
reroll
Es ist Zeit für Rache. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten
Oneechan, mommy and daddy arnt here for the whole day, maybe you can put your love stick in my gooey sword holder~
>>684054099
Reroll
I was awake for 30 hours. Please God fucking castrate me and send me to hell so I can fucking sleep forever.
>>684054656
Reroll
>>684054656
Rolling for the goo!
>>684054785
Second time the charm?
I'll fuck a dog... I don't care!
>>684054656
ROLLING!
>>684054656
roll
>>684054656
Rolling
A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.
>>684054730
Rollerino
If you give me a nickel, I'll tickle your pickle!
>>684055076
Rolling till
>>684052938
Might as well go for a roll while I wait for Doom to be ready.
"Stop rubbing your dick in me while I sleep!"
His Wikipedia page says he's 69 years young, what a magical number. I'd like to find out more about that. It also says that his nickname isThe Donald,but I'm pretty sure they meanDaddy.
>>684055146
Chili dog: To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
>>684055212
rollerink
>>684055212
holy shit roll
>>684043656
rolling
>>684055212
oh hell yeah roll for this
>>684053518
You have a heart of gold.
Don't let them take it from you
I think OP went to bed. In any case, holy fuck she delivered.
This is not the post you are looking for
>>684055212
Rolaids
>>684055212
fuckign roll
I've been contemplating the possibilities of domesticating Mole Rats. I know it seems a little gross, but milk is milk and meat is meat, right?
>>684043656
and again
>>684056136
Rolling
>>684055791
These are the posts you're looking for.
>>684056121
>>684043656
and rolling again.
>>684055212
rolling
>>684043656
ROLLING COME ON I NEED THIS
>>684055212
roll
Repressed
The darkness burns
A fallen figure left to desecrate
Exiled
Absolved of the light
I am the Purest Strain of Hate
Eeee-yuh
