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Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Rules and whatever
Yuuki claimed again
>>684036509
best girl lurking
>>684036509
kagami claimed
>megumin is supreme cutie pie!!!
>>684035508
s-so we're gonna do that while driving a ship????
isn't that dangerous??
>>684035508
Haha I have you now. When I left you I was once the learner but now I am the master
>>684036024
Holy shit! That sounds tough I bet youre super tired!
Good night.
I'm glad I didn't decide to bake, after all.
Miho claimed
Rendering a video in 4k CPU 100% USAGE!
Today was not a bad day.
>>684036627
Fuck you anon! Why did you have to make me remember about her. :'(
>>684036697
Dorme bem e até manhã!
>Homura
>>684036727
yaaayy!!!! happy days!!
Yuno claim
Hello friends
>>684036546
Holy shit, how could I fuck up that bad? Sorry was meant for Kagami
I want to die
>>684036677
Yeah.. I'm going to sleep soon
>>684036697
Farewell beautiful
>>684036720
welcome
>>684036727
everyday is
Miia claimed
Op no edition?
>>684036826
Hopefully I will have happy days for days!
>>684036509
lets do the thing
>rattle
>>684036442
Shinoa...
nigga i AM a lefty
the first time i saw Mio playing left handed i just smiled
>>684036800
Sorry! She lived a good life though.
>>684036866
Yuno! What's good?
>>684036697
Goodnight.
Claimed
>>684036816
Is that portugays?
Jesus fuck, manual labor is borderline orgasmic. Last time I did some was when I cut down an apple tree and carried a butt ton of limbs from it. Cleaning a house is nothing like that sadly. Shiro is back.
Fuck.
Sue
>>684037120
Hello Yuuki! Just eating dinner and probably grind for a little bit before bed
>>684036960
o-oh, it was?!?! lets go home then <3
Umaru claimed
>>684037177
Puta que pariu é portugues mesmo
>>684036988
>everyday is
Thats argueable considering everyday our planet is more rotten, the moon is more distant from us and universe is a little closer to its death.
>>684037177
No, its ancient elvish.
>>684036988
Yuuko-chan
>hug
>>684036816
Boa noite cara
>>684037077
lucky dubs confirm!!! you're gonna have happy days for months at this rate...
>you're gonna have great days ahead of you!!
>>684037024
AFK bread baking gets real lazy.
>>684037090
>Rattle
>>684036546
I know who i want to take me home
Take me home.
>>684037177
YOU! Wheres my shrimp!
here
>>684036587
>I appreciate the sentiment.
>And I really wish you a great night, it's always a pleasure to see you here.
You too, Ruri. A boring answer from me. I know, but it applies.
>>684036988
>everyday is
Yup.
How can you guys live with such shit waifus?
Claiming
Hows it goin guys
My sweet, shy loveable little waifu.
>>684037240
Is there a problem milk?
>>684037790
My waifu ain't shit, your waifu a shit.
>>684037292
I messed up bad. super super bad. bad
>panic mode
>>684037460
I will give them to you, life without troubles ain't that much fun to me.
>>684037457
Boa noite.
>>684037287
Nice. I'm watching Deadpool before I go to sleep. Got work at 6am...
>>684036667
Who said you're going to Captain my ship?
>>684036677
How much have you learned young one?
>>684036697
Night emi
>>684036720
Oh shit!
>>684036866
Sup
>>684037116
I know you're a lefty. I am too lol. We had a discussion and then a QOTT about it. You also said you bought a righty guitar and put the strings in left hand posorion. When I found out she was a lefty I got happy
20/20 claim
Curie claimed.
listening to black sabbath slowed down 700%. It is the most trippy thing ever, like the sound of god.
>>684037393
Honestly, I have no clue what your saying. Lol
>>684037410
Further examination proves that it is.
>>684037641
YOUR SHRIMP!? My shrimp!
>>684037866
PEDO ALERT
>>684037990
What's up Mirai?
Best
>>684037755
You're in a very pleasant mood today.
It's very nice to see. Hope it lasts.
>>684038066
Calamari will have to do then.
>>684037979
Enough to defeat you!
>Shoots at you
Claimed. My right arm is killing me. Felt as if I pulled it really hard, hurts whenever I lift it. Must've slept on it odly or something like that.
>>684037910
w-what??? you didn't mess up too bad
>>684037923
are you sure??? save some of them for a rainy day lol
>>684038066
"Holly shit it is really portuguese"
>>684037979
help me friend, I have no (You)'s as of yet.
>>684038372
Your waifu is too generic
>>684038516
Neither do i
>>684038516
Happy?
>>684038372
You coulda at least tried to say it was from lifting weights. Maybe a couple people wouldve bought it
>>684037755
You're pretty cheerful and that is very nice.
Maybe it will only last for tonight, but it''s still appreciated!
>A boring answer from me. I know, but it applies.
Any answer is good enough!
>>684037979
something about seeing her play left handed for the first time just made me chuckle and for some reason i said "of course"
i completely forgot you were a lefty too
but yeah playing guitar/bass left handed is fucking awful
dxcvxz
>>684038372
How's it going Taiga?
>>684038066
I will believe in that... it gives me some sort of hope. Humans need that and thats why a religion always pops up in each culture.
>>684038023
Sounds interesting but I'd rather listen to noise music.
>>684038423
As long as I spend those at home im fine.
>>684038443
>>684038066
But our expression literally translated means "bitch who gave birth", which is hilarious.
>>684038631
>>684038598
Thanks babes? How are you guys' days/nights going?
>>684038681
Jesus, didn't even notice how many gets we've already had.
>>684038516
>>684038598
(You)
>>684038681
when isn't /waifu/ /get/?
>>684038546
Wouldn't have it any other way
>>684037956
Oooo Deadpool, need to pirate that
Yea I got ac work at 8am
>>684037979
Whats crackin my nigga?
>>684038681
>>684038809
Just got off work waiting for beer to cool
>>684038825
1 for 1
Anyway its way past the bedtime hour I planned... good night/day everyone and see you tomorrow.
>>684038516
>>684038598
Here are (You)s
>>684038423
I still think I did..
>>684038778
I have never tried noise music, doesnt seem like my thing. pretty much meetal and progressive rock for me.
>>684039013
Goodnight Homu!
>>684038809
A Nice nigth here,just kinda of cold...
>>684037990
Hello my glasses friend
>>684038079
>calls others a pedo
>claims a hammer thing as a waifu who's clearly underage
Dio is needed
>>684038343
>
>>684038372
Damn dude
>>684038516
>>684038598
I got (you)
>>684038672
Hey friend
>>684038707
Really? I like it
>>684038907
Heads in csgo. I be lurking
>>684039013
Have a warm and lengthy sleep.
>Shiro
>>684038122
chek'd and Skyrim atm. You?
>>684039200
Have fun
>>684038336
Stay away from me...
>>684038443
Holy shit I really guessed!
>>684038778
Lel. I am no mere human.
How does it mean that?
>>684039013
Farewell
>yuuko
>>684039200
>>684039070
w-why??? all that matters is that we're together!!!!
>>684039013
Good nigth
>>684038907
It's so good. Definitely recommend watching it at some point.
>>684039284
I'm about to go to bed actually, but I'm watching Deadpool atm.
>>684039607
forgot pic
>>684039307
Prepare yourself for "The buzz"
>>684037240
What's wrong?
>>684039200
id like to be able to go to a local music store and them to say "we got a few new lefty guitars in the other day" or something like that instead of "well we have one acoustic"
and something about ordering guitars online just icks me
>>684039474
r-really?..
>>684039200
>claims a hammer thing as a waifu who's clearly underage
Well, she's 16 but at least not a loli
>>684039200
I told you my magic was nothing to mess with frenemy
>>684039607
Maybe after I watch my waifu's anime for the 57th time
I had been invited by my ex (dunno while she still has my number) to see it in theaters but I declined
>>684038771
Hey, how's it going? Sorry for long wait on reply, had to let my dogs out and I didn't want them getting wet for too long outside.
>>684039867
Congrats~
>>684039803
of course!!!! <3
It's 5 am, I think I might consider sleeping
Goodnight everyone
>>684039927
>>684038771
Also just realized I never answered your question. I'm doing pretty okay.
Its been an hour and my video is only 52% rendered.
>>684037956
T_T
>>684040068
>>684036509
How do you make money from shitposting this, sir?
Because you post it about 15 times an evening.
>>684039740
You can have my shrimp here!
*gives shrimp*
>>684038681
Every /waifu/ thread is unofficial get thread
>>684039879
No worries. I'm watching Deadpool before going to bed. I have to be at work at 6am...
>>684040068
A-alright <3
>>684040431
Meant to go to >>684039927
I'm tired. I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
>>684040290
i told you i dont want it!!!
>>684040071
Farewell
>yuuko
>>684040405
here have your obligatory (You)
>>684040071
Sleep tight
>>684040594
Nighty night Yuuki!
>>684040052
Couldnt have done it without your support megumin!
>>684040410
Nom nom nom
>>684040655
>checked
>>684040775
>tfw I got noticed
Thanks guys, goodnight
>>684040503
awwww....
>you should go to bed so i can go to bed kek
>>684036866
>>684040405
>this guy gets a (You) but I can't
>>684040625
>>684041025
Hahahah that's whats up
>>684040948
space balls
>>684039297
I am atm
>>684039431
>
>>684039760
Same. Going to a store feels "safer"
>>684039855
Uh huh
>>684039867
;_;
>>684040071
Night akiko
>>684040625
Do anyways bun
>>684036509
Claimed
>>684041252
>>684040895
This is unfair...
>>684041055
>>684041144
Check em.
>>684040873
Anytime~
>>684041003
B-but my empire..
>>684041252
Still getting the hang of mouse/keyboard so I dick around in deathmatch for now
>Mfw can only get kill streak with SG/Aug since it is the closest to ADS
>>684040976
Good nigth guys i am going to bed
>>684041252
Damn looks like youre magic level is too high for my spells!
>>684041529
<3 looks like it failed but I would never try to actually hurt her. I love her secretly
It has been one hell of a week guys.. How yall doing. Last time I talked to all of you, it was leg day.
>>684041055
thx based dub gods for delivering me a (You)
>>684041552
We should queue up
>>684041854
>that gif
>>684041946
Sure but I must warn you, I'm a gigantic casual in csgo
I'm running off to get food. I'll be back shortly.
>>684040948
Just wake up, Syndra?
>>684041854
>secretly
Uh-uh sure
>>684041899
Heyo mami, hope you're doing good.
>>684041529
lol, you're empire is glorious!!! and it will be even better with a fresh mind
>im gonna go to bed though....im so tired
good night everyone, sleep tight and have sweet dreams!!
good night megumin, i hope you sleep well!
>>684041837
farewell
i too am leaving.
>>684042102
I dont like taking the game seriously
So thats more than fine with me
/ridetheflame
>>684041462
You can have the rest.
>>684042235
Goodnight <3
>>684042290
Goodnight, beautiful.
Have a little more Terranigma before i go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVkz-IqZAs
Someone take over bread baking duty for me.
>>684042290
Night
>>684042184
Hei kyouko, Im doing alright outide of being sick and testing. Student problems, you know?
Is this hell?
>>684042290
See you later Yuuko!
>>684042235
>>684041837
Goodnight!
>Kyouko
>>684042538
Yeah this thread makes me sad
>>684042538
>>684042613
It seems like it doesnt matter what time it is for some avatarfags here. They are literally always posting... What the actual fuck?
>>684042538
>>684042050
cheeks hurt now??
>>684042170
It is a secret!
>>684042492
I see I see, sounds like usual school problems.
Up to anything?
>>684042486
nigga I still got 5 more beers to drink
>>684042360
Alrighty, long as you're aware of it. I rarely touch my pc games
>>684042961
can I rub your cheeks ?
>>684042961
I'll keep it then!
>>684042918
I dunno man
I can't even insert myself into their threads
>>684043008
I am actually writing 2 novels currently. It become very hard to write, study, work out, and go to classes around this time of year... But somehow I have successfully been able to write approximately 50 pages a week.
What's going on in your life?
