what are your jobs /b/
>whats your profession
>whats your anual income
ill go first:
>cop
>39k a year
retail management
30k/yr
>>684025470
teacher 45k/yr.
Research Associate $119K/yr.
Web developer
120k aud
dish washer
like 2k/yr
Unemployed / $0 annual
Truck driver
54k a year
Why don't you explain this fucking faggotry to that nigger then
>>684025470
>nothing
>0
>>684025470
>landscape/construction
>44k in 2015
i don't work in the winter either.
>>684026568
at my working rate right now with school and all
Hospitality Manager
43-51k a year, depends on my bonus.
Law Clerk
32k
Or give me something, anything to shut him the fuck up. You know what I want to do. The next time he rises up at me I'm going to smack him the fuck down
Medical examiner, 160,000 a year
>>684025470
I hope you die wondering when to pull the trigger.
Sys Admin
68k
>>684025470
Also Cop, ~75k/yr, where are you working?
>>684025470
QUALITY engineer
60k
first year, am i a chump?
Student (for the next week at least)
Fucking zilch
>>684025470
Cops can grow beards?
>>684026898
new york city just started last year
>>684026822
>Edgy 12 yr old detected who got scolded by a cop once
>>684026822
rude
>>684027006
apparently its also okay to wear a punisher logo on your vest
Gold raffinery guard.
4000k month
>>684026898
ferguson missouri
Fire protection system designer 60k/yr
>>684026319
What do you research?
>>684025470
laid off oilfield worker, but when i was working
Occupational Health and Safety
110k CAD
>>684025470
>Asbestos project manager
>$75k
>>684026898
75k to steal from taxpayers. get rekt.
software engineer
150k/year
>>684027044
Sure
>>684025470
How many black people have you killed?
>>684027063
Nah
Airline maintenance parts clerk, $45K
It admin
55k a year with dem state bennies
Student
-15K a year
Grocery store manager
43k
>>684025470
>IT dept manager
> 68,450 /yr
>Pr0fessi0nal haxz0r.... 1,000,000 lulz a day
>>684025470
Part time programmer, with some side gigs.
About 0.5mil a year
Iron worker
65k year
>>684027218
Albertafag?
>>684025470
That's a picture of Daft Police, AKA Daft Guard. The impala behind them is owned by Air Force Security Forces.
>>684025470
Swine go away.
>>684025470
Copywriter. 64K.
>>684027657
Sask, but like 30 mins from the border so pretty much. Spent most of my time working there.
>>684025470
chef
$65
I hope you get shot in the face.
>>684027664
wtf are u talking about
Drug dealer
70-140K
>>684025470
How does it feel to be too dumb to work and too weak to steal?
foreman
biggest mansions in the hamptons
12 hr days
mon-sat
enough to buy all the drugs i want
trying hard to save up money to go to finland europe especially ampsterdam because weed is legal there #420
Sales manager 250k/year
psychologist
180K
Technical Instructor (not electronics) and Inspector/Consultant of same, 50K/year, but only work a couple days a week on average.
Telemarketer in Spain. 8700€/year.
Crap job, but at least, I only worf for 30 hours/week.
I still live with my parents, I can't pay for a house on my own or with my gf.
30 y/o
>feelssadformylifeandcountry.jpg
>>684025470
Researcher at a software company. 105k/year
>>684027043
you need 5 1/2 years in and will make double that plus OT
>>684025470
State Welfare Office
All day long the chimp hand is out
51k + Benes
Also we have a pool and everyone picks the Mexican mother with the most kids wins.
Mexicant came in with 8 kids last week, I won 200 bucks
Software Engineer, 95k US
Paramedic. 39k/yr.
Manufacturing Manager
85K
>>684027652
what city? in chicago they can make twice that when we have a mild winter
Software Development Manager ~125k
McDonalds crew trainer 10k/yr
x-ray tech
55k
>>684025470
cops here make about 120k starting.
lol 39k
get back in the military, you both look you want to see some combat, you don't belong in a civilized country.
>>684025470
>Sous-Chef
>40k per year
mfw I make more money than a dirty cop
security guard 23k/year
US ARMY
~50k A Year
Medical Benifits
>>684025470
i sell drugs
438k a year
>>684025470
Sage goes in all fields
>>684028554
120k starting.where are u from there is no way that is true
>>684025470
Faget
91B 38K
>>684025470
How many niggers have you shot?
In house lawyer at a large tech/consulting company
$140k/year
>>684025470
Chef, 12K~
>>684025470
geoscientist
111k/yr
Which is good work for a dumbass 24-year-old.
>>684028789
where u stationed?
>>684028708
>all fields
those days are over
hitman
5M/year
>>684025470
Fuck, Prince was in the Daft guard too?
>>684025470
>military, electronics technician
>46k a year
Prosecutor
70k/yr
forestry worker / timber faller
72k/yr
ITT: people posting their dream jobs with dream salaries.
>>684028980
where u stationed?
s6?
Student
-60000 for 4years
Commercial HVAC technician.
$50k a year.
>>684029167
fucking true af
>>684029167
i know i hate my life what do you want from me, let me have this god dammit
im a lawyer that makes 200k a year, dont tell me im not
Man-stripper
10mill a year
>>684027113
>Gold raffinery guard
>raffinery
>>684029167
>back breaking work for 44k
>dream job/salary
Unemployed
Building engineer
Working as a waiter for 11$/h
Looking for a job, I'll be better in any other country than Spain
Petroleum Engineer
$~175,000 a year
and yes I am scared of loosing my job because of the market. But i made my dough already so ill be fine for a while if I loose my job.
Dentist Private office
$1.2 Million per year
>>684029373
most lawyers do hate their lives, that's why I moved in house
software prodmgr / ~ 95K base + benefits
>>684029373
>lawyer
Either you abandon all of your grammatical knowledge to communicate on these message boards or you're full of shit.
>>684025470
Damn man what state do you work in? I'm a leo and I make close to 65k a year.
>>684029171
Coast Guard, in northwest Oregon.
ET2, E5.
>>684029516
rip in peace thread.
>>684026319
No PhD still make over 100k? Watch out for layoffs
Enterprise senior tech for specialized medical software. Shit job but I am in and out of the nicest server farms in the country daily as a domain admin. 80k
Firefighter/paramedic
>60k
>>684026799
>>684027631
>>684028099
>>684028123
>>684028262
>>684028820
>>684028880
>My profession I'm in school for
>>684029516
MODS
>>684029726
By the way
>inb4 "hurr durr CG isn't military"
Alarm Installation
33k/yr
1st year after making like 5.2k/yr
still the same level of feeling poor
Probably b8, but fuck you if true.
Yes, for being a cop.
didnt do too good this last semester and having doubts about college in general
i have a scholarship still so i can get a cert/training so what are some good options out there for me?
>>684025470
software engineering
72k
>>684029488
I'm right there with you man. This is me:
>>684028880
Hopefully things turn around but I doubt it'll happen any time soon. Thankful I've still got a job.
USMC, 22k a Year
>>684028741
He's a lying faggot.
>waiter
>29k pa
>NEET
>$20 per week
my mom gives me allowance, I saved a lot of it up so I can buy a new graphics card.
commercial diver doing geoduck aquaculture,make 90-127k a year depending on the haul for the season. only work for 5 months out of the year
>>684029879
So you don't believe us?
i feel like this thread needs a states column
Skeptical Investor
0K/yr
ux Architect, 135k.
>>684030101
boot
Landman
51k/ year
Contract
I sound like a superhero, so that's cool
>>684030220
Fucking dgenerate.
MODS
>>684030411
Kek
>>684030220
same fucking pic, at least do somethign new fag
>>684030101
thank you for your service faggot
>>684030101
Should've gone army.
Construction Superintendent
US 85k/yr plus full benis and 401k match of 8 percent. 4-7 percent raise each year.
Good job but sometimes long hours.
terminal operator for a oil and gas company
120K a year
US Army - 88k /yr
I make pizza for a local chain pizza place, 8.80/hour (also in high school)
>>684030101
POG faggot
>>684029857
I want to move into the fire service at some point. Those delicious benefits.
>>684030525
where at?
Private investigator and paralegal
Varies but last year made 57k
>>684030631
mooooooooooddddddddd
>>684030551
Thanks for your service man
>>684028856
... So do you need a law clerk?
>>684030411
Good kek
>>684030745
sssssssssss>>684030631
Sr mechanical engineer
>$95k annually
>Raytheon
are there any builders here? how much do they pull in? i talked to this guy tuesday that was running 13 houses
>>684025470
customer supppor lead at game company
65k/yr
>>684030604
commendable you actually have a job and are still in school, now fuck off kid.
>>684030551
Mos?
>>684030636
They're pretty good.. also being at a really slow station is nice.
Professional Texas hold'em
Varies $100k-400k
>>684030631
fucking faggot
>>684030551
Too dumb for the air force I assume
>>684025470
C# .net intergration web services xml shit
80k
Construction
$72/hour
or $46 non weekends
California public works.
>God King of the Persians
>Material Possessions mean nothing to me
>>684030707
Texas
>>684030631
dude wtf is wrong with you
I make 100k a year selling timeshare.
>>684030858
my crash bandicoot won't work pls help
>>684030551
>88k a year
You gotta be an officer or way up there in rank.
Account executive at ad-firm. 60k. But I am 24, so I'm pretty happy.
>>684030631
op fuck this degrnerate up
>>684025470
>Coffee shop
>6h/day
>2d/w
> 4k/y
except during holidays, aka for 2 months were i'll be working 6 days/week
>>684030872
I'd want a happy medium. I want to sleep at night but I also want something other than falling ladies a couple times a day or dialysis transports.
>>684030910
like total including benefits and stuff?
>>684030551
>>684030631
Mods?
>>684031031
MODS
>>684030101
FUCKING BOOT.
GET THE FUCK OFF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684031031
cant mods ban his ip?
>>684027651
You serious?
>>684030941
i miss something?
>>684030066
Software engineer
$144K
Why you work for nigger pay, our engineers start at 100K.
>>684031031
your fucked buddy cops are on there way
>>684031031
MODS do your fucking jobs and b& this asshole.
Chef at Wendy's
19k/year
39
>>684030962
try turning it off
>>684031172
They say he is a mod
>>684031143
Business Operations Consultant
85k
>>684031041
We don't do dialysis transports or any interfacility. Strictly 911 EMS and Fire. I've done my years at busy stations.
>>684027218
OSHA? no wonder you were fired, you fuckers never do anything anyway. Weak ass fines and gelatinous backbones.
Sexual Trauma Center child therapist. $34,000/year. That's after the 40 grand to obtain my master's... O_o I'm up for a possible $30,000 job recruiting volunteers for the same agency (which I love). I know it's less money, but it's what I want to do for a living. Not sure I'll get it though, since I'm super qualified for the job I have, which means I'm over qualified for the one I want :-/ . I really screwed myself over /b .
>>684030264
my mom gives me $25 a week. SUCK IT FAG.
>>684031068
i dont get any benefits
>>684026319
I want your job. What field are you in?
I'm a glazier apprentice 30$ an hour not at full scale yet which is 40$, shits cool.
>>684031252
so mods cant ban mods?
Public servant.
$89k
real estate investor/mogul
$18,000,000 a month, roughly
running for president
>>684031252
>They say he is a mod
mods=gods once again!
Marine elecrician
£35k (approx $52k)
>>684031378
Nope
Correctional Officer
-79k/yr around 50k without overtime
Software Engineer 89k yr
30k
Janitor at M.I.T
Sometimes i solve math problems on the boards
>>684031422
Hi Donald
>>684025470
>Loser.
>No job.
>Zero dollars a year.
>No life.
>Homeless.
>Bounce from place to place.
>Too many health problems to get a steady job.
>Want to an hero, but afraid of death.
Truck Driver 5-7000 a week. I own my own truck.
>>684027192
Hight tech science stuff you wouldn't understand.
Business Development 56k/yr
>>684031125
Not that guy, but it's not legally considered CP, it's nudism because it isn't sexualized and doesn't focus on the genitals.
See master ch, that cuck-pit has thousands of these that are readily viewable.
Fucking degenerate https://youtu.be/DbLPAFOsecA
>>684031292
not osha, worked directly for the oil company. did orientations to contractors, site inspections, H2S,TDG,FIrst Aid,WHIMS training. incident investigations, emergency response planning etc.
>>684025470
>Foundry worker
>$60K~ depending on overtime and bonus
>>684025470
movie theatre usher
>like 5000 if im lucky
>>684031300
how would you advise 3 kids who had their picture taken naked by a pool while wearing body paint and strange wigs?
>>684031422
dubs for trump
>>684025470
RV Technician
a bit over 40K
>>684025470
Field Service Engineer
50k
>>684031339
ah okay so if you were getting benis it would be like 20/hr lol
>>684025470
>ER tech
>Cleared 32k last year
Really not worth it for the work. Going to PA school to make more.
>>684031557
I work with stuff YOU wouldn't understand everyday. Explain.
Corrections Officer
last year $160,000 w/OT
>>684030101
Thanks for your service as well, man
>>684028575
Kill yourself, autistic worthless faggot. Your job is fucking useless, like you. Police are heroes, nigger. Die.
Heavy equipment mechanic and operator
46k a year
I can't believe they let me drive this thing
>>684031546
maybe bernie sanders will give you money
>>684028554
Kill yourself, faggot. Police are heroes nigger die.
>>684031744
Where at?
>>684031789
Not even CP, just nudism.
>>684031444
>dem trips
>>684031789
wtf
>>684028789
>91B
lol. 68K is where it's at.
>>684026604
^This.
>>684026822
>>684027421
Kill yourself, edgy autistic white kid. Daddy abused you as a kid, huh? Worthless faggot obviously grew up with abusive parents so he takes it out anonymously behind a keyboard. How fucking sad. Just tie the noose already you aspergers faggot. Police are heroes, nigger. Die.
>>684030073
I just graduated as a chemical technologist.
I hope this turns around soon. I live in Alberta, so there's no jobs left in my field and when I apply at crappy laborer or line cook jobs, I get told that I'm too qualified.
>>684031933
i just got out of prison last year in nj. which prison did you work at?
>>684031933
It's amazing the amount of overtime, you have no life but the money is good
>>684031597
i'm a compliance officer at the moment making around 37k a year. Not oil field, just manufacturing plant.
>>684025470
Thanks hero.
>>684028677
underrated kek, and checked
>>684027044
I wish I was dumb enough to be a statist in 2016.
Software Engineer, 108K out of college.
>>684027246
I can never understand this. I appreciate the talent that goes into software engineering, but it should be worth half of what you make. Businessmen running everything results in overvaluation of tertiary occupations in society. the people who actually contribute to the maintenance of society and human life deserve this pay, you just make the stuff that helps them.
What would happen if the world didn't have your software? would society devolve, or would it just create a minor inconvenience?
What would happen if we had no police, EMT, firefighter, nurses, or teachers?
jobs like yours are a good reminder that we value people for the wrong reasons.
>>684031557
If you can't even simplify your job's premise down you're either lying or an idiot
>>684032067
>>684028575
I'm a leo and I make 65k a year. So no you don't.
>>684029726
No way does an E-5 rake in 46k.
>>684029694
Why would he care about how he types on fucking /b/?
>>684026319
I call for proof
>>684032111
now that oil took a huge shit, thats where ill probably end up. Or doing something else until it picks back up again.
>>684032097
I work Juvie
>>684032108
I sometimes feel like I live at the office but really its probably less than you think
Softwear engineer. 125000 about.
>>684031860
Unlikely, Trump or Hillary will win. So that's out.
>>684032067
i don't mean this in like a nigger lives matter kinda way or anything, but cops are fucking losers
>>684026604
I demand proof
>>684031183
bump
>>684030101
Fucking Marine Corps. Why would anyone with an ASVAB above 50 elect to get fucked over in the USMC?
Yall are some crazy fuckers.
>>684032277
Have some fucking integrity, newfag.
>>684032346
Softwear? what are those, pajamas?
>>684032257
I'm a sagittarius.
>>684032378
Thanks man I'm glad if something ever bad happens to you. I can help you.
>>684032317
I see you work juvie must be rough, kids are in a fucking daycare
>>684032467
I'm gay too
>>684032217
You wouldn't be on this site or the Internet, that's for sure.
/b/ is dead
>>684032111
True. I've met other compliance or safety engineers who say they used to bask in the glory of the oil field but are now having to work at small manufacturing plants making substantially less money.
>>684026319
CRA?
What company did you start with if so?
I've been a certified CRC for about 7 years and didn't seem like any company wanTed to hire crc's to be cra's . Was disappointing, though I have a family now so I'm thankful I don't have the ridiculous CRA travel schedule. Though the salary would be nice
>>684032467
Law enforcement officer.
Warehouse/operations manager 40k just came in to operations think I could of gotten more anyone a warehouse manager what's your salary
>>684032293
Dude from earlier making ~175k a year.
You have no idea how scared I am. Even tho all my shit is payed I like my job. Its so butt easy because I understand it well. I'm literally shitting bricks
>>684032418
notice the fat one has the least amount of paint, even pedos don't like fat bitches.
>>684032125
thank you anon most people dont like cops because they have a bad image but i am a good guy i am not one of these stupid racist cops giving officers a bad name
>>684032602
Agreed
>>684031408
a high level public servant, clearly. What do you do?
>>684032707
>>684026666
Czeched the unchecked
Student
6k a year
About to enlist in the Army, because fuck college chicks.
gypsi
0k a year
Military officer $100k/year
>>684032731
What state do you work?
supervisor at a call center
30k a year
>>684032217
Everyone can be a policeman, EMT, firefighter, nurse(needs college), or teacher(needs college).
Not everyone can be an engineer or scientist. Takes higher thinking/intelligence.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we have the other people that make up the infrastructure in the world.
A wise man once said, 'The world needs ditch diggers too.'
>>684025470
Oilfield
115k/yr
>>684032568
yea its no joke, and they really arent kids these fuckers average 17.5 years old
>>684032152
Fuck I wish I was good at math
>>684032707
fuckkkking kek
>>684032629
2 small private companies CEO. Made $180,000 a year before the 2000s. Make a bit under 100k now.
>>684032863
new york
>>684032293
>>684032672
how long have you guys been in the safety field?
>>684032875
Yeah I agree. I'll admit it I'm not smart at all. I wish I could do that kinda stuff but I just can't.
sex toy engineer 86k per year
>>684032875
Something a fucking NEET pleb would say. Id like to see you TRY to be a cop
>>684032217
quit being a hater. software is all around us and it's becoming bigger each day. all processes in any business are improved upon when you have computer programs running.
>>684032602
i only come here randomly to jerk off now
>rip
Run my own business as mechanic
Own 4 name brand auto shops
Have contracts for other businesses
Made $2.1mil last year
Uncle same takes more than half
Fuck you america (bends over, may i have another one)
>>684033043
Elaborate please
>>684032672
>>684032293
yeah i was in Oklahoma last year i got the fuck outa there when that shit dipped last December 2014 got this refining job alot more money and job security om post production
>>684032991
Nice I'm a cop in california. Sucks they pay you guys so low.
Tax Accountant
46k salary plus overtime
>>684032672
yeah man its scary, ive been out of work since July now. Was able to get more schooling in the downtime. But finding a job before my unemployment runs out is looking sketchy
>>684033036
fuck offf fagot
>>684033077
howed you get started?
>>684032982
Plumbing and computer repair, if anybody's interested. I didn't even graduate high school. Started up both companies myself, and today have my wife do the paper work and a few workers I pay under the table.
>>684032602
>>684032749
The other day I saw an unironic forced meme thread where they were trying to make a new meme. I called them out and got ganged on. No one else came to insult them, none of them got banned for the thread. Fucking sad. That was the nail in the coffin for me. I'm just browsing facebook v2 at this point, nothing but normies trying to be edgy.
>>684025470
op is always a fucking faggot
fuck the police
>>684033036
at least the first girl has shorts on
>>684025470
Farm crew member. $1600 for the 4 week period. Then I have to get a new job.
>>684033013
Almost 5 years now
911 Dispatch. 85k plus overtime.
>>684033140
how much do you get paid
>>684033077
>i
Yeah, it's totally believable that you're a millionaire.
>>684033188
This is the old /b/ making a comeback
>>684033333
checkd
>>684033044
I'm a software engineer. I'll take the job I studied for.
I'm not sure if you studied to be a cop, but training I hope is a thing.
By the way you type, I assume you don't have the job you want, so you lash out at others that strived for theirs. I pity you.
>>684033013
I do the engineering of the drill and pumps. Im the one responsible for the drills and peoples safety if something in the design kills someone by accident. I'm not the safety dude on site
>>684033135
engineers the greatest penis to penetrate everyone in the world
>jet engine maintainer
>41k
>IT, Desktop support technician - 30k
>Saturdays at a bicycle shop - 5k
Yo but i'm almost ready to take dat CCNA doh
>>684033358
Close to 65k a year. 31 an hour.
>>684033379
fuck you degenerate pedofile
>>684032875
Everyone? Yeah, no. The pedestal you seemed to have placed yourself on is, I assure you, completely imaginary.
>>684033227
>nothing but normies trying to be edgy.
and don't forget the people like you acting like victimized little twats while creating zero new and interesting content. fuck off.
>>684033024
All good. I can't say I'd be a great cop/EMT/nurse/teacher either.
Just how our minds/bodies work.
>>684027651
bullshit
>>684033325
i'm less than a year in. Studied safety as a minor but was able to get in the field. Any advice?
>>684033385
you brag online anonymously about a fictional job. its actually sadder if you actually do work where you say you do
>>684033333
>witnessed
Software QA 65k
Sex toy engineer 86k per year. Creating new sex toys
>>684033521
>pretending you will ever belong on my site
>>684033521
>newfag
>>684033180
hope you find one. If you are willing go to the middle east and try to work for BP or like Shell out there
>>684031810
lol umad
>>684032875
fuck engineers, most of them are some of the stupidest motherfuckers out there, went through schooling but have zero common sense.
>>684033498
wow thats pretty good how long have you been a cop. i just started last year
>>684033545
You type like a teenage nigger. Kill yourself.
>>684032669
Hello, Hess.
>>684033139
Idk how I still have my job. Its fucking miracle bro. I say you try looking in the middle east or Europe. BP or Shell
>>684033036
anon got the B& hammer
