Shrekt thread
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Shrekt thread
>>684019779
New COD?
>>684022484
Holy shit, sauce?
Also kek filename
>>684022311
AND ITS OVER BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT
>>684022746
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mother-pushes-baby-safety-seconds-7956818#rlabs=6%20rt$sitewide%20p$3
>>684022442
Holy shit would like to see that in hd
>>684023698
>GTA5 bounty.webm
>>684022034
I always lose to this
>>684023698
Oh yeah just fire into a crowded highway
>>684023353
>theoldmanandthesea.webm
>>684019779
no more, OP?
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>684025073
Oh yeah just try to drive away while two fucking cops are pointing you a weapon in the face into a crowded highway
>>684027560
Cheeto's*
>>684023353
so what happens to him? does the guy hit his head and die?
>>684027560
>>684020304
OUCH
>>684029295
... Neither of those parents are blonde. How.. Did the kids get blonde hair..? Also, those kids are cursed with their moms 0/10 looks.
>>684022311
Sleep now
>>684019779
>>684022107
>>684022330
>>684022393
>>684022442
>>684022484
>>684023698
best rekt thread i've seen in a long time. less gore, more cool ass shit
>>684029976
The gene for blond hair is recessive, they can both be carriers. Regarding the mom... I guess abortion was not an option for the grandparents...
come on guise, u can do better than this
>>684029976
the curse isn't bad looks, it's microcephaly
>>684031054
this is better than all those rekt threads that are just the decapitations and road kills we've all seen a million times already. you know, rekt =/= gore
>>684030852
wtf help your dog u dumb cunt, don't just get scared and back away.
>>684020883
kek
>>684029420
Story
>>684022034
Cops are coming better throw this baby
>>684031327
This gif honestly pisses me off. Hang in there son, it gets better.
>>684031514
Damn son. Gets the mount and just goes full savage.
>>684031511
crushed by bags of shit
>>684022330
>GTA IV
>>684033402
kek
>>684033402
cameraman is da MVP
>>684033402
This is good for my benis
>>684033402
best shrekt webm ever
>>684033146
>filename
BUMP more rekt please
MORE NOW
Bumpity bump bump
>>684036330
wtf lol
>>684023698
Anyone care to explain
>>684034513
wht is this?
>>684036980
police catching the crims right
>>684031327
10/10 filename
>>684022311
checked and kekd
Back from page 10 - wtf , let's keep the streak going
>>684036330
story?
>>684031724
At least it was sharp this time.
>>684022393
kind of car is it?
>>684040436
1 word summary: Thailand
( young ho his fiancee,old ho her mum, mum-in-law kept asking for more dowry-sin sot they call it-finally he had enough of their shit and broke off the engagement in dramatic fashion)
>>684040000
praise the quads
>>684040436
He wasn't happy with his haircut
>>684041371
that too
>>684029867
Holy crap!!! Story?? Sauce??
>>684031327
Damn, I want to see the rest of this.
>>684042857
>dat filename
it's like a colony for people who od'd on colloidal silver.
>>684040305
wtf.........copywrite 1991
>>684030522
This guy gets it.
>>684042294
>couldn't take it anymore
>>684029295
That is the face of a man who is dead inside
>>684022034
This is hilarious
>>684029295
Geez Russell Crowe has really lowered his standards
>>684041390
1. What the fuck was he trying to do?
2. Did he died?
>>684043637
excellent guess
>>684041270
nerve gas you scary
>>684042857
Dawn, that guy is a quick shot.
>>684043241
i look ghost raider lol
>>684044389
>1. What the fuck was he trying to do?
High on drugs
>2. Did he died?
What do you think - concrete at high speeds is not beneficial to health.
>>684044769
Headshot?
>>684045233
well, when you look down the barrel to see if the bullet is there..........
>>684039895
>that guy that raised his hand like "hol up"
>>684040000
Quad-god
>>684045261
How you gonna get it off now, nerd!
>>684029295
Very dead inside.
>>684045851
Should be inertia is racist.
Or momentum is racist.
>>684022330
story here?
>>684046383
But that would belittle the gravity of the situation
BTW count how many bullets this lunatic takes and still keeps going
>>684045261
Why
>>684046188
gas them all
>>684023058
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mother-pushes-baby-safety-seconds-7956818#rlabs=6%20rt$sitewide%20p$3
>>684022484
she fucking lived?
hory sheet
>>684046710
what the fuck was he on?
>>684023698
Fake
>>684047441
Nope, I am not the guy whpo posted it( I came to this thread late) but it's been posted and explained many times here, Cop in Chile chases down and kills a carjacker
>>684044090
esto se va a descontrolaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!
>>684044358
This is trump's murica
>>684034513
Wtf am I looking at?
>>684048434
Don't talk that way about God King and Future Emperor Trump - this atrocity was committed by the people he wants to keep out
>>684047893
Fake
>>684048434
lol cept it will be the ragheads getting stoned and the white people the ones throwing.
>>684048934
I googled it for you and got the Liveleak url but you probably think google is fake and Liveleak is all pretend
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d03_1422970732
>>684022034
throw the baby
>pretty decent shot at having them help the baby instead of pursue that nigger
a stroke of genius actually.
>>684048934
and here's the pizza robbery one just in case you're still being a special snowflake
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d21_1431691334
>>684029295
I have no respect for that man. Creating deformed fucking mutants. They barely count as god damn humans.
>>684049007
nothing wrong with that
>>684044358
#notallmuslims
>>684050181
>>684050334
I don't want to be racist.
I prefer to make fun of Indians
>>684047155
>grave condition
means she's a vegetable and won't live for much longer
>>684050718
K e K
>>684050907
shoulda been wearing a hard hat. Safety first
>>684050718
What the hell hit him
>>684051443
nerve gas
>or anything that protrudes from the side of a train, which could be a million things
>>684028823
the waves eventually recede for a moment and they both get out. Stupid for being there.
>>684051443
A train
>>684051443
Likely a rock from the rails flying at 100+ mph. Notice it didn't hit green shirt kid.
>>684022442
What's the machine that kills the guy here?
He asked her out, she said No, he shot her - it's the Brazilian way
>>684044090
whitey did this only explanation
>>684030852
fucking women cant undo the collar
ggwp
>>684031388
I don't think it's her dog you dumb cunt. I think it belongs to the dumb cunt in the lobby with the extend o leash. She could have hit the emergency stop button a little sooner, the dumb cunt.
>>684042248
story????
>>684045463
*tries to jump counter*
oh shit alright my bad
>>684046496
vtec kicked in yo
>>684052238
damn... imagine the physics of that. dude must literally be made into a pancake
>>684045767
what the fuck did she think would happen?
>>684048244
fuckin down+A'd him off final destination
These threads make me reassure my decisions to never go to an other country
>>684029295
I actually went to high school with that guy, he was fucking awesome always fun to hang out with, but I remember when he started dating her his mood turned to shit and he was never the same
>>684052290
can't find anything on google, probably she was accused of witchcraft,or theft,or some shit and the mob took the law into their own hands
>>684052581
gravity is only a "theory," just like the "theory" of evolution
>>684051799
nice dubs but you're retarded
>>684052801
damn, they look hurt!
...i gotta get to work though...
>>684048434
you are a special kinda sheep
>>684052801
Stay classy china.
>>684052784
I been to China few times, a safe country except when you try to cross the road.I remember trying to cross the road in Guilin once, on a pedestrian crossing, fuckers ignored me , just kept whizzing past at full speed even though me and a few other people were stranded there in the middle of the road on the zebra.Damn scary.
In the big cities most roads have pedestrian overbridges,if you want to live , you have to find one and use it.
>>684022311
i lost
>>684047241
Islam
>>684053508
Still better than poland.
>>684030406
story?
>>684052831
>>684053846
isis
>>684053001
kind of*
Please finish your elementary school before posting
>>684054733
was she trying to kill herself or was she just retarded?
if she wanted to kill herself, why did she need the chair...?
>>684054506
you just dont pay attention do you china?
>>684022311
Kangaruined
>>684055333
heh
>>684054992
>why did she need the chair...?
It was much more comfortable sitting down on the railing and tipping over, after all, she could have injured herself trying to jump over it. Wouldn't want that now,would she?
>>684055333
kanga-keked and kanga-checked
>>684055194
Do you mean Chynuh?
>>684055666
I meant whatever you wanted me to Satan. I am here to do your bidding
>>684029295
definationofinsanity.jpg
>>684054699
what a cuck
>>684040056
Kekd
>>684041848
He died doing what he loved. Being retarded.
>>684057605
Hey look. People are going to help him. This footage must not be from ANYWHERE IN ASIA AT ALL
>>684040000
>he didnt name it dumbass.webm
>>684042248
these are my favorite... any more like this?
>>684057798
Definitely could not have been China
>>684053846
nerve gas
>>684056131
wtf is that?
>>684058127
You mean Lynch Mobs? Only Burn Girl - but she has been posted so many times, I don't feel like posting her again
>>684058693
wish it had been more serious, but at least he got hurt
>>684054699
If you can't win an argument look for grammatical errors. Isn't your nap soon kid?
>>684052238
lol did she just peace the fuck out?
>>684058127
like this?
>>684050361
what a pussy
>>684059405
hell yeah..theyre so brutal i just want to see more
>>684031511
>it was 8am on a warm tuesday
>unpacking the truck into the warehouse
>see a penny on the ground in between the cargo
>i pick it up and i ded
>>684022107
Is this Aleppo?
>>684060290
Her buddies did the robbery, she wasnt present in the crime.
>>684060112
lol at all the motorcycles in this thread. why risk $200 for a car dent when you could get killed instead?
>>684055338
The fuck is this bitch doing?
>>684060722
The story I read, her buddies fired the shots( taxi driver survived and said she wasn't the shooter) but she was present and took part in the robbery.That's what I read anyway
>>684059316
What argument? There was no argument there, just a fag being a trump supporting autist. Are you retarded?
>>684056131
>>684059316
god, trump supporters are such idiots...
Last one, image limit reached, nothing to do from here except argue and insult each other
Cunts.
>>684037710
looks like some good tunes were playing on that elevator. That guy was just chillin there jamming out!
>>684033050
Anyone seen rubber? Robbie strikes again
>>684022442
>This kills the man
>>684027560
If someone actually posted one these and was serious, I really would not know how to react.
>>684031724
How does any think they are doing god's work by cutting off heads?
>>684023353
>this is my life now
>>684052162
I was about to say that
>>684043027
Looks like a fucking ork wartrukk coming in
>>684037801
Its from a japanese movie
>>684061496
nigga dam
>>684054020
found the retard
>>684029867
is kill?
>>684053836
OH ROOK ITS GODZIRRA !!
>>684031327
That kid's my fuckin' hero.
>>684048277
aiiudaaa!
>also check'd
Where's the new thread?
>>684044610 fucking kek every time
>>684036330
Why would you kill the qt3.14??
>>684055338
Everything in this thread is ok. Except this. You can show me a nigger getting stoned. An Asian getting run over. Hell even animals getting blown up. But this ... this hurts another part of the soul.
>>684053364
in some asian countries it is common to kill the one that get hit by your car.
it is cheaper to pay the burial than paying for the rest of your live for the injuries.
>>684042294
Ted had a rough time after the second movie...
>>684040956
>the double watermark
>>684040706
>sharp
>>684055052
that guy was like
"man my second friend this week"
>>684032748
Translation of medical terminology:
>this dude's scrotum rotted and now his sperm sacks are hanging free
>>684061076
It's called "how not to parent"
