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>>684015502
Will I get some?
Can I please buttfuck you dewie please dewie
will my penis get bigger
yes or no
>>684017661
much bigger?
>>684015502
does she love me
>>684017748
fuck you i am
>>684015502
am I and the divine everywhere
>>684017812
yes i am faggot
>>684017864
now tell me faggot, will my penis grow much bigger?
>>684017977
fuck this shit im out
>>684015502
Would you suck Trump's saggy old man balls for a small loan of a million dollars
I love sweet little girls.....going to get one ?
>>684015502
Is there going to be another season of Malcolm in the middle after this long?
should i kill myself?
>>684018286
Reroll
>>684015502
Will my GF bang me on or before graduation in two weeks?
did I break my brother arm
have you jacked off to a pic or ur mom?
i love traps ?
Will I ever get married to a hot dude?
>>684018447
hm?
>>684015502
Hand in ass
>>684015502
will i get dubs?
Nigger?
>>684018399
Holy fuck Dewe rekt me.
>Your not so big.
>MFW
My dick will fall off ?
Would you suck Trump's saggy old man balls for a small loan of a million dollars
>>684015502
does she like me?
yes or no faggot?
Will I be alone for the rest of my life?
>>684015502
Will I graduate before getting 30?
Should I?
>>684015502
Am i gonna meet someone in the near future?
Close this thread
>>684018945
Am i gonna meet someone in the near future? :>
Will I get cancer
>>684015502
O great and mystical Dewie, will I get laid tomorrow ;)
>>684018945
>>684019005
Really?...
Am i gonna meet a GIRL in the near future?
>>684018505
Sorry. Hand in ass?
Should i kill myself,if he says yes i will deliver and make a thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684015502
should i dump her right now
Will I get cancer sometime in my life
>>684015502
u know
>>684019135
>should i dump her right now
>>684019181
thanks Dewie
>>684015502
Is tomorrow going to result in the sex?
Should i masturbate to the bunny that /b/ refuses to fuck???
will i get my skins back tonight
>>684018399
Critical error.
Your girlfriend is actually Michael Jordan in disguise. He's going to kill you tonight while pretending to be your qt 3.14 girlfriend jacking you off. His method will be as follows
1 - Stab
2 - Pistol shot to the heart
3 - Drown you (in your own semen)
4 - Crush your body while slam dunking you.
5 - Strangulation
6 - Strong Crowbar to the head.
7 - A car will come through your window and hit you.
8 - He will hang you.
9 - Critical Error.
0 - Reroll
Singles -He gets away with it.
Doubles - He gets Caught.
Triples - You kill him
Quads or up - You become the qt 3.14
>>684019333
trips turns that maybe to yes
Will we get back together?
Will i die of natural causes?
Should I get my shit together?
>>684019333
maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Trips
>>684019261
>omorrow going to result in the sex?
Great success
>>684015502
why?
Will I win George Zimmermans gun in auction
>>684019432
Oh fuck
will i have sex before i turn 21?
>>684019420
Yes it is unfair but that doesn't really answer the question.
Being with her would be unfair to other people, so can I get a definitive answer to the question "Will we get back together"
>>684015502
Is this a just world
>>684019622
>>684019622
You won't give me a definitive answer?
Go fuck yourself cunt.
Will we get back together, yes or no
>>684015502
is this a just world??
>>684019705
You cheeky little fucking faggot.
WILL WE GET BACK TOGETHER, YES OR NO
>>684019812
Thanks for nothing I guess.
My gf is out with a friend of mine, will she cheat on me?
>>684019893
Fuck me....
>>684019959
I'm getting roasted.
>>684015502
Should I come in to work on Monday?
>>684019876
She said to ask you again oh lord Dewey of Malcolm in the middle.
Please halp me nao
Should i jerk off one more time?
>>684020231
Well fucking make up your mind stupid
>>684020241
Thanks mate.
>>684015502
will i get paid on time?
>>684020527
fuck you reroll
>>684020606
i will be you little cunt
Will I ever get laid mate?
>>684020709
i give up
>>684020774
reroll
>>684015502
what am i not?
>>684015502
It's been 2 hours now, when will the fucking dxm hit me wtf
Im gay?
>>684020869
shhh, no one is supposed to know that
Will I get my shit together?
She's a friend of mine of been crushing on since freshman year and she's graduating in a week. Never been able to make a move because she broke my best friend's heart. so, do I tell her I love her?
Is my brother a homosexual?
Did I break my brother arm
did he commit suicide?
>>684021482
i fucking knew it, courtney did it!
CHAD?
Will I ever get laid?
>>684015502
Should i
Would we be happy together?
>>684015502
SaaS
>>684021297
Fuck, tell me I need to know
/b/ros, help?
>>684015502
Will margit be mine?
is my connect gonna hit me back up?
>>684015502
will i lose my vigrinity this uear
Should I give up on dating dewie?
>>684021865
I said: will I lose my virginity this year
>>684015502
Am I becoming good looking?
How about you go fuck a pony?
>>684021803
Good enough, thanks, Dewie
>>684021965
I asked if I'm becoming good looking.
>>684021918
I'm sorry Dewie, I didn't mean to take that tone with you. I'd just really like an answer on this
>>684022030
I know life is unfair but still really want to know if I'm becoming good looking.
>>684022036
Dewie please. I'm begging you to answer me
Can I get a STD from 4chan fags? 2364 NW 3rd Ave Apt 102, Wilton Manors. FL 33311. Paul Guralchuk. (954) 594-8500
>>684022099
FUCK I know I'm not big, I just want to know if I'm good looking or not.
>>684022165
AM I BECOMING GOOD LOOKING?
>>684022205
AM I BECOMING ATTRACTIVE?
Is the girl I want to talk to of any sort of importance whatsoever?
Will it work
>>684022257
Fuck you Dewie.
>>684022130
don't do this right now Dewie. This is important. Am I going to lose my virginity this year or not?
>>684015502
Am i retarded?
>>684022284
Fuck. Come on man, reroll
>>684022364
I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU LITTLE SHIT. YES OR NO
Is life fair?
>>684022458
FUCK ME
>>684015502
will I have any success right when I attempt in a moment
Is she my soulmate¿
>>684022545
GODDAMNIT DEWIE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK YOU. YES OR NO
Will I find a girlfriend anytime within the next two months
>>684022670
Yes or no you fucking crab
>>684022705
FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME WILL I LOSE MY VIRGINITY THIS YEAR YES OR NO
>>684022845
NO DEWIE ANSWER THE QUESTION
>>684022810
Fuck this. Last chance Dewie
>>684022918
AJSHNDOJKABHOS
Should a motherfucker move to a different state
>>684022845
Will I get married?
>>684022302
Am I becoming good looking Stewie please answer yes or no.
>>684023178
That don't make no.....no make don't that
Sup Dewey. Yes or no?
>>684021773
Give me an answer, dewie!
>>684023364
Am I atractive.
>>684023495
Am I atractive.
>>684015502
Am I gonna rape my cousin tonight?
>>684023436
Reroll, come on kid
>>684023660
YES OR NO MOTHERFUCKER COME ON YOU FUCKING JERKOFF
will i get a job dewie?
am i the greatest?
>>684022798
Dewie you little shit you know the answer tell me yes or no
will it be better in a week?
Roll me
>>684024058
Come on you little fuck tell me
they might be rolling
>>68402418
Don't play with my emotions right now please Dewie, please. yes or no
will i fuck anyone?
>>684024213
That's better see that wasn't so hard was it
>>Can I fuck you up the shitter?
im gonna try this, im gonna prob not get the answers I'm looking for but oh well roll
>>684024635
Can I fuck you up the shitter?
>>684024636
Uh try again, re roll
>>684024790
Fuck it. Good riddance lad
>>684015502
how much of that batshit story they told me was even true?
>>684015502
my best friend proposed to me should i tell him im not fucking gay and run to another country?
Will i get to know and then fuck Teena in the ass this year?
Will i get to fuck Serena
>>684015502
Should I consider suicide?
>>684016048
5ryrt
>>684025292
fuck you dewie
>>684015502
is this bitch tryna get fucked or what dewster
am i the best person to ever exist
>>684025645
repeating
>>684025645
ree
>>684025645
...
are you a faggot
>>684025903
so does that make you a bisexual
rollQ
will my penis get bigger?
Is Corwyn interested?
will anon become an engineer and have a gf?
Does Aaron love me?
to grow or not to grow
Do your ears hang low, if so, are you able to tie them in a bow?
>>684026786
DEWEY
will i be the greatest human being to ever exist?
>>684027095
will i be the greatest human being to ever exist?
will i pass my differential equations midterm tomorrow?
>>684015502
Wil I win the lottery?
Does my girlfriend actually love me?
My dick will fall off ?
>>684015502
will i die soon
>>684015502
Will I die in the next year?
>>684029767
Retool
Am I the boss of you now?
>>684029835
Will I die in the next year, bitch?
Am I wasting my time trying to get back together with her?
>>684015502
>>684015502
is Ed a dumb cuck?
>>684018041
kek
>>684019376
tfw no gf
Will i ever find happiness?
>>684015502
does she love me
>>684031355
will she love me?
will i marry somebody like my husbando?
Is there such thing as a black jew?
>>684031822
will i DATE somebody like my husbando?
>>684015502
Can two of those fucks just die already?
Can I get a grill?
>>684031958
re-roll?
Will I pass the test tomorrow?
>>684031988
Reroll
Will i fuck this chick?
>>684032540
Is that a yes?
>>684032642
kek nigger
Is my gf cheating?
Can I penetrate a gopher?
>>684033840
:'(
>>684015502
>>684015502
Is Ali cucking me right now?
Should I jack off or sleep
>>684034442
Am I retarded?
>>684034535
Am I retarded?
>>684034581
I knew it
should i buy a dildo
Will I get fucked by my mom tomorrow
does she like me?
will i have sex with Jenna
>>684015502
Am i gay?
Will my crush fuck me tomorrow
will i wake up with someone to fuck
>>684015502
Does she think of me?
>>684015502
is life really unfair?
Will I ever get the balls to either of them out
Will i find the sweet release kf death without hurting the ones i love?
Will I be alone forever?
will i ever get arrested again
>>684015502
Will I get laid on vacation this year?
>>684015502
Should i shoot my shot?
>>684015502
will I get into a decent uni
rol
Dewey, are you the real killer of jfk kenndy?
will i die a virgin
>>684018041
duble kek
Does she love me?
can you actually see john cena?
>>684035379
Does she love me regardless of my penis size?
Will I ever get dubs?
>>684035349
>>684015502
guys what does this mean?
>>684015502
will i ever be happy?
how big am I dewie?
>>684019067
YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOWWWW YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOOOOOOWWWW
Does my dingus dangle low
>>684035485
I shall repeat, does she love me regardless of my penis size?
>>684035485
oh dude
>>684015502
Am i the boss of you now?
>>684035629
I already know I'm not that big, now answer my question. Does she love me regardless of my penis size?
>>684035629
hahaha dude
Can I ask you something ?
>>684015502
If i become a tranny will i pass?
>>684035764
godammit
>>684015502
Are you related to Alfred E Newman?
Will I get that lab job?
do you like this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZi3-XEDq7E
>>684035731
o shit dude
>>684035629
Of course anon if it's more than a one time thing girls can get past dick size. Just stay down there a little longer than you want to and learn to throw what you got
will i kill myself?
>>684035629
rekt
Will I get laid this weekend?
will i get laid this summer
Will I ever be a filthy rich cunt?
Does she love me
>>684035731
Holy shit that's amazing usually no ones the boss of him now
>>684035949
try again?
Is his middle name James?
>>684036009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
>>684036009
reroll
>>684015502
Can i get dubs
>>684036190
rereroll
should i kill myself?
will doom be bad
>>684036190
DOUBLE KEK HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Will I get laid this week?
>>684036190
reroll please
>>684036266
Damn
>>684036375
NOPE!!
>>684036291
Dude it's not your week end bunker down with some good porn and wank your self silly
>>684015502
Dewey, WTF ????
Will the girl I like break up with her boyfriend soon?
Will it happen?
>>684015502
Will it get better?
Will I get better?
Dewie can you please walk on the train track when a train comes
