Today was my bday. 28. I'm drunk and sad.
Post some nostalgia, /b/ros.
I need it.
I remember one time I rekt the needle to the turntable and had to pay for a new cartridge with my allowance. I had to put off getting Mario and the Six Golden Coins for like a month.
I'd kill for some Dunkaroos now and some Ecto Cooler
BRUGH. these need a comeback.
also hope your birthmas gets better man.
>Pieces of plastic alive
Are you really this retarded?
I see your Littlefoot and raise you a Brave Little Toaster
And now I'm making myself sad with nostalgia.
I see your BLT and raise you All Dogs go To Heaven
Dude, this kid was born in 1988. No way he had one of these beautiful machines.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Anyone that used a C64 might as well have used a Speak 'n Spell because they were probably drooling all over the keyboard anyway.
I would so fuck Melissa Joan Hart
Remember when McDonald's would give out cool toys ? I miss those...
walkman, floppy, pokemon, super soaker, GBC, ponytail?, bball sneakers, yo-yos, mario, IBM, Johnny Bravo, trolls, sticky hands, (not sure what the shirt one is, the flash?) Nirvana, Daria
>3rd year of high school
>Mortal Kombat is a danger to the children!
>Fuck I wanna play Mortal Kombat
>Yeah? I have the Snes version at home.
>Snes version isn't good, doesn't have blood.
>No it doesn't.
>Come with me during lunch break and I'll show you. (he lived close to the HS)
>Go with him.
>He has a weird box on top of his Snes
>He says its a CopyBox. and it loads games from 3,5 disks.
>Stare at it with amazement.
>he loads up Mortal Kombat
>Hacked intro screen
>Final Blood Patch by Noisy B/Gewalt
>Just a palette edit that turns the sweat red
>Still fucking cool
>Ends up with me getting a Super Magic Drive for my Sega
>Bring guy in contact with my other 2 friends. (brothers)
>They hear a new model is coming out (super wildcard dx)
>Start saving up money together like crazy
>Eventually get it
>last year of High School was spend playing great games like Chrono Trigger/Rock n Roll Racing/MK2/Super SF2/etc
>be me now
>no friends left
>staring at collection of copiers i gathered over the years
>won't bring back the joy
vaporwave always makes me feel nostalgic
reminds me of the sounds you would hear when running errands with mom
getting lost in fancy department stores
buying food at the grocery
making your way through the mall
getting to push the buttons on the elevator was a treat
going to asian restaurents and ordering your favorite meals and reading those zodiac placemats
opening those fortune cookies
used to play this keyboarding class. game was ahead of its time.
I have a story about this
>nigger boots ball way too hard and crooked like every time
>im in outfield
>up steps the nigger
>well what the fuck do you know.bmp
>ball soars through the air
>lands directly on roof of school
>We all start walking off the field
>"Look hither!" a booming voice hails
>Sounds like God calling from the heavens
>Sun is bright, we look toward the roof
>The sun makes it difficult to see
>Someone in the shade exclaims "it's Mr. Owen!" (the janitor at our school
>He's based as fuck
>"COME AND GET 'EM!"
>Mr. Owen starts chucking balls off of the roof
>Students frenzy and cluster
>Total pandemonium ensues
>Kid got kicked in the face in the madness
>Was kind of tall as a kid, advantage
>Caught two tennis balls and another kickball
>Stand aside the chaos continues
>Observe what a fucking awesome moment it was
>I changed schools the next year
Mr. Owen, if you're out there, you made school awesome that day. Fuck yeah... Shit makes me feel old
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>first tingling in my loins caused by her.
>still took 3 more years before I finally discovered my penis.
When I was 12 I said to my mother "I won't like life as an adult". She called me silly and didn't pay me attention.
But my young me was right as fuck.
And now I feel how life is just fading away fast as fuck. Some people adviced me to "do nothing and get bored". I did. It didn't work.
Other people adviced me to do a lot of things so everyday seems longer. I did it. It didn't work either.
I'm running out of ideas here. I'm dying.
Any help... anons?
faggots who think that they are a 90s kid because they were born sometime in the 90s
those guys are annoying
i was born in 1989 but that doesnt make me a child of the 80s
the 90s were cool
>ride bicycle home afterwards
>stop by local toy store
>many kids there
>insert coin to play 2? minutes of a game. (might have been 5)
>play Duck Tales
>play Chip n Dale
>play Mario 2
>lay in bed later that evening
>think about those cool games (especially Chip n Dale)
Life in itself is empty, try getting a job you don't hate and a woman that doesn't despise you.
Then just play the games you like and watch the movies you love and fap to the porn you enjoy.
If you got that.. then life can still suck, but at least its not super terrible.
That's pretty much all you can hope for, that it doesn't become super shitty.
Megabyte's guitar goes to 11.
Fuck you then, take this.
I actually ate the fuck outta this shit.
>wake up every Saturday morning
>enjoy many toons
>Real Ghostbusters is king!
>Especially the eps by this unknown writer "J. Michael Straczynski"
>Get super pissed when it gets the soccer mom treatment.
>Everybody moves to TMNT cause RGBs sucks now.
>Years later import RGB DVD Boxset
>Can still feel the pain in my wallet
>But totally worth it.
you all know you fucking wanted one
>be in elementary school
>kids have stretch armstrong
>Christmas coming up
>Mom gets me vac-man
>way fucking cooler than stretch armstrong
>take it to school
>some nigger breaks the vacuum pump on his ear
>never take anything to school again
you couldn't even find those, around me, until 2 years after that movie came out.
OP check this out....
i get sad too on my birthday. i turned 25 in march. i got really drunk by myself at a bar, then did some cocaine and woke up. i sat there feeling very sorry for myself because i really dont like life now because this faggot world sucks. but op, thats totally cool. its ok the world sucks and being a kid isnt a thing anymore. when youre 38 youll wish you were 28. when youre 48, youll wish you were 38, so on, whatever. its all good man. dont be sad op.
91 here. I experienced most of the 90's. grew up not understanding why John Conner cries at the demise of the terminator at the end of judgement day. Watched it a few months ago. makes me cry.
Fuck the Orange Iguanas
Shit was so good back in the day
that makes about as much sense as a screen door on a battleship
since no one has posted yet. miss this flavor and the glass.
My bro and his retard friend destroyed my vac man by stretch it too much and he lost his head...
I don't know how i got that toy, that wasn't popular at all in france but i got one and it was so cool. I was so sad loosing it :x
I hope you're all happy. I was repressing the memories of the tears and the memories of joy these brought me. Then once I thought I was okay I remembered ducky was murdered by her coke addict father. I'm now bawling. Judge me all you want.