Poorly explain a video game and see if people can guess it
>wizard is cooking meth in his castle
>causes the apocalypse
>his masturbation glove has to save the day
>you fly spaceships
>your fighter can sometimes miraculously slaughter fleets of enemy cruisers
>your supposed to fight some terrorist group but spend more than half the time fighting traitors from your own side
No one guessed this last thread
this one is hard
>some fucking kingdom gets rekt. prince gets rekt
>15 old guy goes on adventures with his jailbait friends and 3 adults who want to fuck eachother
>one of 15 year old guy's friends is actually the princess of the rekt kingdom
>spend entire game rekting stuff
>rekt the rektors of the rekt kingdom in the end
>time is getting corrupted
>you have to go kill monsters with park benches shot from your vacuum
>the lock on Quantanamo Bay fucks up and every nigger stay inside
>you get thrown in and raped every day until you're god
>with the help of the janitor you kill the sleepy security guard and get out
This is impossible.
>caped nigger fucks up
>a tower appears
>some shitty poodle with a diamond around it's neck fucks with you
>your best friend gets cut the fuck up
>the entire thing is pretty much a fucking drug trip
>have to save the day by making nigger towers
>you are god
>you have the ability to fuck up the lives of people
>Game made in 1997
>Mixing potions can kill you
>Prince ditches you to go see the circus
>You need to kill a devil queen
>Good ending you get promoted to Knights after SAVING the world
>Only knights, even when you have a knight in your party.
>No lord, not a duke but a Knight
Fuck, I was almost certain is was this (see pic)
>modern games published by EA, Ubisoft etc
I will thank you with an autocorrect paragraph.
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This one is difficult. You win 100 internets if you guess this one.
>main cast full of dumbass blondes
>plot is to escape a city that is going to be rekt
>realize gook mayor wants the city to be rekt
>its up to you whether you get rekt or not
>hello welcome to the apology app cuz the main release is shit
>send settlers out to get shit
>crashes on every device except iPhone 6 or iPad+
>"now there are no in app purchases"
>box costs 5.00
>Who am I?
>Oh shit, that chicks hot, I want to manipulate her into being my slave
>that city just blow up?
>more people want to follow me, guess I'm Jesus
>I remember now, I'm actually Hitler
>Hitler finds the superweapon and destroys the galaxy with Eva Braun.
>Terminator survives to cameo in the squeal.
Correcto on sports games.
It's a matter of meeting the proper criteria. A game is at its root a conflict, a contest, a challenge. Those all have a resolution. It's not a game if the challenge is definably unresolvable. There's nothing to achieve, and nothing to accomplish.