hey guys so listen, i got like no fucking money, I will do fucking anything for money, whatever, i'm a writer and a cartoonist and i got a good voice i guess, i'm funny and expressive, and of course there are things any human can do, i'll do fucking WHATEVER, i just fucking need money you guys.
email [email protected] if interested
fuck YEAAAAH 10 bucks would do, oh SHIT, that would be THE BOOOOMB, also yeah man, beebo was funny, right? good times.
sigh...yeah im probably a 8
aaaah goddamn, i dunno, how much you paying bro
actually if i was taller I'd be a 9, that's my one flaw. this one bitch friend of mine once went around the dinner table explaining how everyone has negative facial features got to me and said that she cant knock it
nah i was saying, i thought YOU were the poopy guy, and i was saying, yeah bro lets chat its cool, sorry if that was confusing
You know its not a band I ever got into. I guess whatever was on Tony hawk
PLEASE DONT GO OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE DONT BE GONE, I AM SO SORRY I SERIOUSLY NEED YOU,
ok i can see how that sounds sarcastic, too, maybe i should dial it back. but yeah, no actually what i should do is start replying vocaroo so you can hear how earnest i am
I mean ... what are you gonna do afterwards? Get a job?
fuck i hate beggars. take a long walk off a short ledge m8
Fuck off you faggot
He knows hes an asshole, dont rub it in now
Oh wow. I haven't thought about Beebo the cat in a long time. What a great flash series. I'm going to go be sad about the inexorable passage of time now.
yep, sold them aaaaaaaaaaaaall. I own nothing besides the guitar my father gave me which i refuse to sell, and my dell latitude laptop which i got for free. I have three things I got on Craigslist which are the last things i was gonna sell cause i wanted to give them to someone but fuck it
It does make me crazy hard, for shitting in my pants and posting the picture of my shit in pants on /b/, fifty bucks. 25 up front another 25 afterwards? is that about right? or is that too high?
i mean, nah i aint posting my fucking face on fucking 4chan, bro, i mean, look, you wanna email me? we can do this shit right now, we can fucking do this but i gotta have your word, i gotta know who you is, i dont this shit getting out, this has to be legit and honest
>100 british dollars
friends took me out to a strip club and bought me drinks, I meant to take out 2 bucks and give it to the stripper, afterwards she got off stage and started asking if i want a dance and im like no no no and shes like well that was very generous and im like what? and apparently i gave her A HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS, and me and all my friends tried to explain it was accident but nope, she and all the other women and people working there wouldn't have it.
nah im a fucking moron, im 25, no education, moved to LA to do stand up, its way fucking harder making it than i expected. Saved up money but its blown. I don't get money from my folks again for a long time.
You mean like street begging like a hobo? I mean, i dont know. I guess I could.
hahaha this guy gets it.
I'll probably do it, email me so we dont lose contact, aight? tonight theres a lot of hipsters walking around, I'll do it to one of them so i dont get knocked the fuck out by a cholo
Try talking to some of the more affluent churches in your area. I've known some to give out small one time loans. Don't be afraid to ask for help before its too late. Wouldn't want you and your cat to end up living in a refrigerator box.
fuck this guy
another broke dick poor anon here who cant feed himself nor his dogs..
also i would like to be able to see my mother but she is also broke and needs 50$ to be able to get to me.. if anyone would like to help feed me and my dogs or be a saint and help me see my mother her paypal is
[email protected]. anything helps really and i will do whatever you fuckers want.. im seriously hungry and desperate.
I get very little money a month from my folks to live on, if you the story above About the strip club you see how I accidentally lost a fuck ton of money, now I'm broke for the next month
Go make your own thread anon. But dont expect me to bump it. Smh just hijacking like that. Its not cool you worm.
THAT WAS NOT ME. yes, I, OP, like I said before, will do and say whatever you want, yes I wanna do poop like you're a god or whatever. Just email me even tho it seems like you're a troll at this point for sure
fuck you dude im starving and my dogs dont have much longer to live
they dont deserve to starve while also dying
i have applied for jobs everywhere but i dont even have a bicycle im so poor so i have to walk everywhere and nobody wants to hire me
i also would like to see my mother as she is far away and is working her ass off sleeping in her fucking car every night because she cant afford a hotel as she just started working again
im starving and starvation makes people do desperate things..
if anyone will help me out ill do whatever disgusting shit you pyschos would like to see.
theres a difference between a vacation and seeing your mother for a fucking weekend whom you never see
also i really am just asking for money for dog food and some mcdonalds or something because im hungry as shit and so are muh doggies
you are just another faggot OP who wont deliver jack shit
so yeah i really dont wanna commit a crime tonight can any rich anon send me some money and ill do whatever you want.. no self mutilation tho plz.. well for the right price ill do whatever i have to actually.. [email protected]
Oh man ... sorry anon i thought youre an eye guy
somebody have a heart and at least help me feed my dogs if nothing else.. they dont deserve to starve in their last days here.. im really bummed out about that shit. u can see in their eyes how sad and hungry they are
...maybe consider a new line of work buddy
i really was hoping to at least get a grin but uhh you are just not funny man
thats seriously the best you have? like fuck dude.. and fuck you im staying in your thread till it dies cause im scum and i have much better reasons than you to be begging on 4chan for neetbux
i laughed more at a fucking puppet show than that.. seriously i cringed imagining you saying that shit joke live on a stage
you need to be more self aware of how shit you are at this comedy shit..
who tf convinced you it would be a good idea to move to LA?!
you know there are hundreds of undiscovered comedians that are 100x funnier than you
>Sam Hyde for example is hilarious
Come on OP you can do better than that ... that wasnt an actual joke right? just trying to get sympathy right?
he got butthurt and abandoned thread i think.. well anyway im still here and seriously who wants to help me and my pups eat/see my mother possibly?
ill do whatever guys and i will deliver.
make my dreams a reality /b/
i believe in you.
I told the joke and people laugh every time, also I get off stage and another comic who been here more established came up to me and said I got good personality . maybe I said it super stale on the recording or some shit, I dunno , I didn't listen to it, I'm hustling
I think I see you're problem. You're a cartoonist. You have no life skills. You also have no real direction, or goals. No credentials, no intentions to get a job that pays, and no life. Am I getting to the root of the problem? No, I won't give you any money. I work for it doing a job that pays, and I'm not just going to give it to some loser who draws animated shit for a "living." Which we both know you don't make any money to sustain yourself.
No it just ... isnt really a good concept ... do another joke please.
okay, by the way im the other poor anon who joined late.. so dont be such an asshole to me im supporting ur comedy
shut the fuck up?
more details if imma do this imma do it well.. OP..
If I give you money, I would be giving you a fish for a day. You would learn to rely on others for your daily food. You'd rely on handouts. But if I tell you to fuck off and create a resume, and find a job to earn your money like a normal person, I would be handing you a fishing rod and teaching you how to feed yourself. This will feed you for a lifetime.
you know if i hadnt already applied for so many jobs i would be inspired by this post but like i already said i dont have a vehicle or even a bike so nobody wants to hire a guy that doesnt have reliable transportation/:
i appreaciate the knowledge though /b/ro
by the way this is me.. can post proof if needed.. idk i thought it might be interesting to some anons
send neetbux to [email protected]
btw its funnier than your shitty jokes how mad you are rn OP.. hahaha
lost my giant weed bag and repainted my walls but u can tell its me
GL OP ... I hope someone becomes your sugar daddy
hell no dude i need this shit to hunt down OP's begging threads and derail them for the rest of eternity
i was gunna say for the rest of his comedy career but i have a feeling it wont be that long[;
>and some mcdonalds or something
Jeesus christ, if some anon would chime in you'd seriously go out and buy fucking mcdonalds instead of noodles and rice and stuff which will have you nourished for so so much longer?
Damn, I was homeless for some time and I'd never go to mcdonalds. That's just throwing the money away.
sweet. isnt it funny to think tho that if we were all in person we'd probably all just be having a good time and chilling and shit? im actually not angry anymore, im just kinda, i dunno, lucid. anyway, enjoy raping my threads for eternity and shitting on my comedy, its probably gonna be fun
i wasnt serious dude i fucking hate mcdicks.. if i really got money i planned on feeding my puppers first before myself
tbh ur totally right i imagine me and you would get along swell.. but instead im on /b/ begging for money and raping your threads/:
I don't care much about OP's problems but I saw someone posting Sky
good luck though dog
no we are nothing alike
the difference between me and you is im a persistent fucker who doesnt give in and get mad at trolls.. unlike you who literally went to my new thread to shitpost, failed, and showed your power levels(autisms) to everyone
if you say so. I see someone getting excited at a troll, I dont know, that just suprised me, seemed like human and kinda honest and niave. I liked it, to me thats all i needed. i know we'd get along in person.
Maybe. I mean i still have shit boy and i talking about money, i dont know what his deal is, and then this other guy just told me he is legit about getting me money but cant get it to me til tomorrow, so that might be good, just have to see