ITT: We come up with powers and /b/ limits your power.
I can turn into a plane, it can be any plane.
Yeah teleport anywhere that is more than 90% muslim lel
The power of hawt men errywhar
It can be anywhere, you just dont have any control over where you go.
>Hey jim can you go get beer?
>Sure let me just teleport to the store
>NOPE, you teleport to fucking saturn
My dick can turn into a drill
You have literal eyes made of lasers
I can build walls of any size made out of any material instantly.
You can only get dubs while jerking off.
>also, check 'em
But you have an extra organ which produces gold, it takes years to form a 23lb brick and you carry it around like you're pregnant. Also you need to consume 5 times as much water and food, and you are prone to heart attacks as the organ is right under the heart. One hard bump and it's curtains.
I have ultra fast reflexes
Jokes on you: I have no real life anyways.
wings installed backwards.
as long as you can see where you a porting too
but your actually not a faggot.
that weighs 2 tons.
but only when your high on meth....
but only when there are no other gravitational poles within a light year of yourself. (still really fucking usefull)
but only in mexico
before he was bitten
in fish tanks
only while looking at pictures of men ejaculating.
as long as you have 100 mexicans working simultaniously
but have given up your corporeal form, and can no longer communicate with corporeal beings.
into /b/'s collective dildo
because your a sociopath.
your an emo kid
they each weigh 6 tons and there is no medical procedure to repair your asshole.
...... >at the speed of time.
you mean microwave time right?
while running backwards on a treadmill in a gay gym
>i can squirt Tabasco sauce out of my eyeball.
Well yeah, but at the speed of time. When I activate my power I can travel at the rate at which time advances no matter where I am in the world, but when my powers aren't active I just walk around normally because time is carrying me along.
It's not rocket science anon.
TIME HAS NO SPEED.......
time is relative based on a personal trajectory when influenced by a gravitational force (im drunk this isnt the real definition)
time has no speed i think your thinking of light.
>am i being hurrdedurred?
No, god damn it anon. Think of it in terms of standing in a river. When you move downstream you are actively moving down stream. That is my power, I can move with the current with no resistance, but naturally if I stop moving completely the current will carry me along.
What is empathy anyways? When I see someone cry, I know they need comfort and I know something is wrong. When someone looks worried, I know he needs help. How is rational "empathy", effectively, different from "real" empathy?
>thinking time = a none molecular form of water.
go read about the event horizon of a black hole and its affect on interstellar time keeping then we can keep talking.
time is relative...
time is not fluid.
time is not something to be ridden.
you talking about a superpower to sit in one place and watch a clock...
let me correct my earlier statement.
time has no constant speed.
its like saying i have the power to move at the speed of purple.
>well the light waves of purple move at a speed of 2100 hz/sec blahblahblah
no just no.
Pic related only. Also only while in physical contact.
But you have to sucks twice as many cocks.
>I can turn into a plane, it can be any plane.
Sky pirates assemble.
Nigger I understood that
And for every game, it would get a shitty tumblr fanbase
What is there to not understand, you nigger?
Sorry, I think you have some chicken bones stuck in your ears from your kfc and eggo orgy.