Will you live or die?
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Will you live or die?
>>684007841
Some crazy bitch on Judge Judy... I'm fucked.
>>684007841
>I'm ok with this
>>684007841
Walter White, I think I'm ok.
>>684007841
i'm ok.
bob from bob's burgers
... im fucked
Mads Mikkelsen - Hannibal
Jeremy Clarkson
I'm fucking dead
charlie kelly. shit
Archer.
>>684007841
morgan freeman the story of god
john snow. I like my chances
The elric brothers,
>>684007841
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter. Might be better off kidnapped.
>>684007841
Sterling Archer. I'm set.
Damn...I can't remember the last time I watched any TV, but the last I do remember was talking to my gay roommate while he was watching RuPaul's Drag Race....
Mr pickles
God's sister,Amara
>>684007841
John Wick, the "One" and savior of humanity. Safe, indeed.
>>684008544
Would be cool actually, guy would be swearing all the wat through the rescue and calling people names
I think I will be fine. And I hope I get some of that sweet sweet Asian booty that is in every episode
Kramer. For some reason I feel safe and I feel like he will pull through.
just watched i am wrath, so john travolta plus he was black ops so i'm pretty rescued
Local weatherman, what's-his-face.
>Hello darkness my old friend.
>>684007841
somehow i think the gang from it's always sunny will get me out
Alex Fucking Trebek. I feel sorry for my kidnappers.
>>684007841
Person of Interest. I think I'm good. Man in the suit shall saves me everytime.
Peter Griffin
It will either go hilariously good or hilariously bad.
Jean Luc Picard - oh lucky day
>>684007841
Jim Carrey? On the Truman Show.
kenny fucking powers, i'm either going to be in for the time of my life or i'm dead in a fucked up way
>>684007841
Luke Skywalker from Force Awakens. I feel good. Unless my kidnapper is Kylo Ren, in which case, Kylo Ren's cringeiness will kill me first.
>>684007841
prob dead but w/E
The cuck from Whiplash. I'm fucked.
>>684007841
>Keri Russell Elizabeth Jennings (52 episodes, 2013-2016)
I hope she doesn't punch me in the stomach when i start crying like bitch.
Tyrion from game of thrones. I have high hopes, but I know how this works. He is my favorite main character, his days are probably numbered.
Frank Underwood is trying to rescue me.
I get the feeling it comes with a price.
Fuk.
i think i'm fucked
This bitch
I'm saved
![the-flash[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1KfgNV6.jpg "the-flash[1].png")
>>684007841
Yeah. I'm good.
>>684009348
ill trade u joe rogan for john cena any day of the week
Jim Lahey
>>684007841
Specials Agent Mulder and Scully
im okay with this
>>684007841
Coon & friends are definitely gonna save me.
Bryan finch from the limitless TV show. I'm good
>>684007841
J-Roc, Trevor, and Corey from Trailer Park Boys. I'm fucked.
I'm fine
>>684008821
This really badly made me kek
>>684007841
I'm in some good fucking hands m8.
>>684007841
Im somewhat safe..
>>684009500
Yo! They saving us both from some alien niggas
Dora the fucking explorer.
Checkmate, swiper
>>684007841
some black bitch from judge judy that wants a DNA test to make sure the kid is hers.....
im kinda fucked.
>>684009571
Maybe not...
There is no way I'm going to die
Rod Serling. Im dead as is he.
Super Hans and Jez. I'm fucked
>>684007841
Jon Snow. I think I'll be fine.
>>684007841
Aeon Flux... she will safe me, and than we will have sex ;)
Joe rogan.. FUCK
>>684007841
that walrus guy from mythbusters
he should figure out a solution
Daredevil
That whiny little cocksucker from TURN. Ded
>>684009119
>TV show
>Luke Skywalker
Learn how to read, faggot
Justin Bieber...
Karl ''head like a fucking orange'' Pilkington.
Fuck me.
GoT. Jon snow. I think I'm cool with this
He'll not only rescue me, and give me a free job, but he will deport the filthy spic that kidnapped me. Check em.
The Flash.
I suppose I won't have to wait long.
Maybe he'll find a way to fix my fucking atrophied balls and messed up endocrine system.
pat sajak... i think im fugged
>>684007841
Hal from fucking Malcolm in the middle
the arrow...
I would have preferred vanessa ives from penny dreadful (eva green) but hey
Ben Talmadge, From TURN: Washington's Spies. I'm Safe.
Jason Bourne.
I think I'm safe...
>>684009718
At least your death will have a sweet narration.
Lookin good
>>684009966
holy fuckk
>>684007841
Lucifer from the TV show "Lucifer" is going to save me. My kidnappers have no chance in Hell. A fallen angel is going to fuck them up and free me, and he is going to punish them for being wicked.
>>684008854
No. No they won't
>>684009691
Bullshit. Monkeys don't have DNA.
>>684009966
Holy fuck...
Czech'd
Dr. Phil. He's trying to help.
>>684007841
Gollum
Not that bad I suppose.
Turanga Leela from Futurama, I'm not too worried, she's a tough bitch. :D
>>684009162
Nah hommie, Joe Rogan has 3 black belts. 2 in Jiu Jitsu, 1 in Tai Kwan Doe. I think you're okay.
>>684009571
The God-Emperor
>>684008926
Just hope you're a main character!
>>684009966
can't stump triple-dubs Trump
>>684007841
yakko, wakko, and dot. ya, i think ill live
>>684007841
i might be in trouble...
>>684008720
That's a movie>>684008720
Sterling Archer, those kidnappers better be fuckin scared
>>684009966
Fucking witnessed and saved for posterity
>>684007841
Tony Soprano. not bad.
>>684007841
Ray Mears, MF.
>>684007841
I have a literal knight coming to my rescue.
>>684007841
the angel from legion.
i dont mind abit.
I'm saved.
>>684009257
Some time after season one his voice changed ever so slightly, and now it annoys the shit out of me every time he opens his mouth.
How fucked am I?
>>684009966
>>684009966
>>684009966
>>684009949
he is the funniest non comedian ive ever heard or seen
god that man is just awesome
somewhat retarded but still awesome
>>684008424
macklemore ?
Dexter morgan.
>>684008668
ur ded
>>684007841
I watched the news and caught a glimpse of Kim Jong-un
rip you magnificent bastard
>>684008809
It'll take years.
>>684007841
Ted Crisp from Better Off Ted... I could do worse
Chris from everybody hates chris
Ser Arther fucking Dayne.
>>684007841
Alex Treybech, from "Jeopardy".
Ahm ded....
>>684009761
First off, movie. Second, you're a fucking faggot.
>>684008926
You lucky fuck.
>>684010470
Because he's a shitty american midget with a chip on his shoulder who is constantly trying to prove that everyone else is inferior and that he's a real actor, while really he is utterly insecure.
Still, he'll live a more fruitful life than me.
Sam and Dean motherfuckerrrrrrs!
Alex Tribec...
ONE PIECE M8! but the old old old one piece ;-;
Marty Kaan from house of lies.
> bluffs and nevotiates his way into getting me free
>>684010736
>>684009692
Hillary pls go.
>>684007841
Jon Snow. I think I'm ok
Shit! I'm outta luck!
Last thing I watched was it's always sunny in Philadelphia, and I'm pretty sure it was Frank I saw last.
>>684009718
"Tonight you'll hear the story of one Mr. Anon who, while satisfying his lewd urges deep in cyberspace, went even deeper...into the Twilight Zone."
>>684009931
Lol, same here! Am i safe?
>>684007841
Dr. House. I'm fucked I guess. Well, he's kinda smart, so he might figure out where I'm detained, but he'd have to let the police handle the actual fight.
Winston Churchill
>>684010864
yeah, you're boned
Bill clinton from his first presidental sppech
>>684010736
Series first you cocksmokihg millenial.
Now watch as he searches frantically for it, spends an hour reading wikipedia and imdb then returns to interrupt a thread with his superior aeon flux knowledge.
Yes, I'm controlling you. Try to resist searching for it.
You can't.
>>684007841
Well I'm shit outta luck. Wtf is he going to do? Build a wall around me and keep me in captivity?
...maybe?
>>684007841
I'm being rescued by the Belcher Family >_>
>>684010435
Pros: He will come riding on a flock of eagles, and narrate the entire rescue.
Cons: He will take 3 months, because he has to film it.
>>684010606
Pros: A devoted army of millions, all willing to die at his command.
Cons: He will rescue you, but take you directly to a prison camp for being a decadent westerner.
Monty python's John Cleese from the Ministry of Funny Walks sketch
Ah at least I shall giggles
>>684007841
Mike Ehrmantraut
I think i'm already saved
>>684007841
BENNY FROM THE SANDLOT FUCK YEAH!!!!
Elton John
Jon Snow. Probably going to live.
>>684010911
Cezh'ed
>>684011014
See
>>684009966
You liberal faggot. MAGA
>>684007841
Fucking charlie from its always sunny..
Barney "wait for it" Stinson
I'm hopeful
>>684011083
jackpot.
Ooh, I get to be saved by a strong and powerful woman.
I'll definitely reward her with carnal knowledge.
>>684011011
Already did before you said anything. You are indeed correct, my b. Never knew it was a show. Still a faggot though.
>>684011045
He's trapped on a satellite. There's not much he can do but make fun of your kidnappers from a remote location.
>>684007841
Feelin' pretty good about this
>>684007841
Jacques Pepin, anyone can cook
not bad
>>684010606
Kimmy you're a firework....
James Bond.
Lol, good luck 2 my kidnaper.
mfw
Fred Sanford. I'm fucked, but it'll be hilarious.
God I'm so fucked
>>684007841
Bender!! From futurama
Sherlock Holmes
I'll be okay.
>>684010499
He'll just subtly judge the kidnappers under the guise of being a neutral observer.
>>684007841
Steve Harvey.
I'm probably fucked so bad bro
Raymond Red Reddington.
Think i'm pretty safe. GL to anyone in his way though.
I might be okay? Depends on how badly he needs me for something.
>>684007841
I actually feel bad for my kidnappers. They about to get rekt by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I like my odds ;)
>>684011413
Dale Gribble.
>>684007841
Snake Pliskin...
God. New supernatural episode lol looks like im secure
Rick from TWD
>>684007841
Les Stroud is going to rescue me. Then we'll head into the wilderness and do a 7 day survival show. Hopefully not involving bigfoot.
>>684007841
Ok.
>>684008424
Now if it was the character, then all is good. If it's just the actor, then you're a bit fucked.
>>684007841
Tobias Funke
Bill O'Reilly.Shit.
Golgo 13. I will live. Everyone else will die.
>>684011239
I won.
I won and you are too afraid to admit it.
I have altered the course of your life.
Every time you want to split off about something from now on, you'll hesitate.
Every time you start searching for clarification of your own arrogance-penetrating doubts, you'll remember me.
You'll wish you never posted against the aeon fluxor.
You might as well screenshot these posts to revisit for years to come.
A kind of ritual.
Hmm... I might be okay, if he offers me a drink I'm telling him to fuck off though
Batman!
I'm fucking saved.
>>684007841
quinn mallory from sliders
>>684010864
No dude, he'll take out the trash
>>684011305
come on show them what you're worth
>>684011720
I'd pay money to see that rescue attempt
>>684007841
Cory Sidle will save me
Think I'll be fine boys.
gonna be ok
Jon snow, I'll fuckin live
Jon snow
>knows nothing
>im fucked
Jim fucking Kramer
I think i will be fine
Detective stabler. Yay for me.
>>684007841
Daisy from Agents of Shield.
Not bad at all.
Oscar Bluth
Yesterday Daniel San from The Karate Kid films tried to rescue me and probably got himself killed. Not a TV show, but I hardly watch TV so had to settle for this and now it's time for a re-roll.
>If odds, Daniel San's corpse will twitch slightly
>if evens, Mr Miyagi will rescue me and heal Daniel San with his strange hand-clapping magic
>If dubs, the Cobra Kai will burst from Daniel San's corpse having used him as a trojan horse all along and complete the rescue.
flaked, will arnet. Kinda screwed.
>>684012041
>>684012080
yeah lets see how Rickon turns out
>hint.. you are fucked
>>684011849
>spent quarter of an hour carrfully constructing this post, perhaps even watched 2 seconds of bare grills on youchube just so he wasn't completely lying to himself.
>will never be funny
Courage the cowardly dog
Kisaragi Hayato-kun!
>>684012136
>>if evens, Mr Miyagi will rescue me and heal Daniel San with his strange hand-clapping magic
Miyagi-san to the rescue
>>684007841
Captain America...Fuckk ya
>>684007841
I'm pretty much a dead man
am I saved ?
Arnold from Hey Arnold. Guaranteed to be rescued within the next 11 minutes.
>>684012171
I was watching The Island with Bear Grylls, a new show on TV.... it's running atm, maybe you don't have it where you are
>>684011068
Maybe I can be part of his secret harem and work my way from there
Let's face it: with that beta faggot haircut and microscopic asian dick, you know what he's gonna get
Save... Me...
>>684012314
>>684010723
u mean u saw GoT and then shut off the episode in the middle of it...? otherwise u would have jon snow coming for u....
Jerry Seinfeld, I am so fucked
>>684008496
He'll do his absolute best but fail miserably, while the chips just kind of fall into place and he and the kidnapper have a nice heart to heart talk with you ultimately getting freed by the kidnapper's volition.
You'll be okay anyway. It might just take a while.
is it liam wilson..? u know who im talking about..
just watched taken 2.. kekus lolipop maximus
i won the interwebaroo of the internetious webathlons.
ill shoot myself - no worries.
>>684012466
nah itll be a zany adventure
He would probably ask me to check my privilege and ask me to stop being so racist towards my kidnappers by resisting.
>>684007841
Sam and Dean Winchester. This could go either way, shit.
>>684012444
checked
>>684012347
Sure you were.
>>684012610
don't forget you don't know what its like to grow up as a kidnapper on the hard streets.
>>684012646
stfu
low calliber bait
tits or gtfo
>>684012466
Let me ask you a question: you're a hostage, captured by terrorists. You're in the little room, you're chained to the floor, you're there for a long time.. do you think they would ever consider doing the laundry?
>>684011484
based mercenary to the rescue
you're saved bro
I feel kinda safe.
>>684012694
Why wouldn't I be lol it's popular as fuck here in Britain...the other day a dude fell off a 30 foot cliff on it and nearly died
>>684007841
Dexter Morgan. I think I'm set
>>684010064
>>684010064
sorry ender would sacrifice you to kill all the buggers, then feel guilty about it for a few years
>>684008647
Yea me too, i started watching GoT the other day, Ned and Jon are badasses
>>684012833
as long as your kidnappers have a price on their heads you're gold
>>684007841
John Wick, totally good
>>684008609
this
>>684009348
Just find some way to work a John Cena joke next time you talk to your kidnapper. You have to give him the opportunity to smash his way into the room to the sound of trumpets.
Fuck yeah
>>684012902
Jon is mopey all the time, and some times Ned gets really angry and loses his head.
>>684012730
Cool grammar, tool. I'm surprised you can try to be so edgy while still being about as sharp as Play Doh.
>>684007841
Some guy with autism :(
>>684012975
You've got god mode
>>684012902
ned is dead ffs... he was...
Davos Seaworth. What are my chances?
Hes coming with his portal gun, adventures will ensue
i hope my kidnappers dont say martha
>>684013040
Sherlock?
>>684013101
>ask shireen
>>684012697
After they execute me, my family will probably have to pay my kidnappers the cost of the bullet too.
Fuck yeah!! I'm safe
I should be okay.
Aqua lad from young justice. Not too bad
alton brown
cant tell if im fucked
Michael from prison break should be good
>>684013040
The protagionist of Tokya Ghoul, I'm feeling pretty safe.
>>684013186
please be bait
>>684012902
Everyone you like is going to end up dead, brother.
Whether it's the end of the first season or the final episode of the 5th season.
No reason why I picked those particular examples.
>>684012335
absolutely not, anon
>>684013165
could be worse at least it isn't trump. your family would have to watch you and your kidnappers on a shit reality TV show. You'd eventually get killed and the show would get cancelled.
>>684013101
wich episode ends with ser davos? otherwise fuck u, u get jon snow the mopey bastard coming for u.
>>684007841
MacGyver.
Fucking win.
Daredevil or Punisher.. whoever is fucked.
Only sure way to survive being kidnapped is making your captures laugh. Its harder to kill someone that made you laugh, I know from experience
>>684013186
Nope her fucking ego will just get you killed
>and she can't fight for shit
>>684007841
the mystery men. ffs im dead
>>684013366
you're a little late to the thread anon
>>684013398
Yeah because you just happen to watch MacGyver on a regular basis.
>>684012839
Yeah, sounds real.
Never understood why people make something up to impress a bunch of strangers.
Batman, I'm fine
>>684013532
they need to bring back IDs
DINOZZOOOOOOOO
>>684008544
>Jeremy Clarkson
same here
>>684013500
Her speed will make up for it, she'll have me out of there quick, better than Pinkie or Applejack turning up, Rainbow dash is probably the best bet
>>684008609
>Archer
>Danger Zooone
>>684013607
same reason people troll complete strangers
>>684007841
Kurt Russel in Roadhouse.
Yeah I think I'll be ok.
>>684013549
Yes, on Netflix. Just watched an episode where a soldier who tried to kill him found redemption in killing his evil commander, and now watching one where a kid gets in trouble with the police for something someone else did, and Macgyver is trying to set it straight.
the bear jew from inglorious bastards i win
Lucifer and Chuck...
I may or may not be OK...
Mythbusters. Again. Better believe in their magic
>>684013607
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/662535/The-Island-with-Bear-Grylls-2016-Patrick-alive-fall-Dr-Dan-Twitter
Dumbass
>>684013752
u mean patrik swayzee right?
not sure. I guess depends if it's funnier if I get rescued or killed.
>>684013464
Cause you made then laugh or did the laughing
>>684013777
>>684013777
mcgyver is truly heavenly
>>684013846
I'm not clicking your virus link.
Nice try.
The Flash. I think I'm good
>>684010064
>>684012861
>The Speaker of the Shit Movie Rendition
Dead Pool.... am I fine or fucked?
Fuckin Peter griffin. Goddammit
>>684013894
It was John Wayne
I'm golden
>>684007841
great. the brown family's gonna have to leave alaska and come rescue my sorry ass.
#doomed
>>684013895
Right up main street!
>>684013976
I actually liked the other books, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one.
Ed Helms... I'm dead
Goku
>>684007841
Well, I'll be saved but I'll be fucked to hell before it happens. Hell the actual saving probably would be an accident. Portal guns though.
Save me, Borat!
>>684007841
fuck
Gordon Ramsay
>>684007841
I'll be good. I've got Jon Snow.
>>684013956
Dumbass
>>684014206
sorry I keeked outloud a bit, yeah you are fucked.
Kidnappers pay ransom... profit.
>>684011628
sure, but only if your captor is a bitch-ass.
Michael Carbonaro's magic will save me
>>684014216
>watch what happens to Rickon
>>684007841
Arya Stark. Bless the seven
>>684012610
Rip, you're so dead.
>>684007841
Archer.... I've got a 50/50 chance.
>>684014334
goddamn it. yeah. you are beyond safe.
Wade Middelton. A fucking pro bass angler. WTF! I shoulda been two minutes earlier and Chloe Moretz would be coming after me!
Fuck yea those bitches of fear the walking dead
>>684007841
Mrs. President.
I'm alive.
>>684014384
>>684014384
sorry faggot, Jon was last one in episode. you end up like Rickon ( flayed or shot in the back by an arrow )
>>684014050
what da fuck u smoking.... john wayne in roadhouse ? u mean the dancing faggot pat swayze
>>684009724
Yes. Yes you are.
>>684014444
QUADS
>>684014261
>posts a tiny thumbnail that opens into a goatse
All the oldest tricks - pretty gay.
Matt Murdock to the rescue!
>>684014444
>>684014444
I don't know if this is a great use of quads, or horrific.
>>684014564
Dumbass
>>684014384
what episode ends with arya? u still got jon snow coming for u....
Lorelei Gilmore. I'm married, and apparently fucked.
>>684014564
>>684014261
you two faggots need to get a room.
shit you are probably some mentally ill samefag
