Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Most beautiful girl claimed
shiro lurk here.
qott: last song you listened too/currently listening too
Hmmmmm just give me the short verison
Rikka claimed and read for action
So what time is it?
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
doesn't look like pb&j too me. or maybe too fancy for me.
Where'd Kagami go?
Yeah, I'm aware of the repercussions. No worries.
I take my healthy semi-seriously, enough for me not to get overweight. You're very kind.
Also, they have a 10/1 darius
Misha should have her own route.
It's better than nothing...
I just hope I have some impact here in a good sense
Tell your Riven or Teemo to go afk then and stop being a stone dragging you down
Holy shit, who fed the darius?
Are we really this far gone?
This is a joke, right? Please... Atago, no...!
There's a lot to the game so I'll just hit the major points. It's different from a lot of VN's because it has a large inventory of items you find and use. You also have the freedom to choose where to go and explore around 100 main screens of map with more unlockable depending on the situation.
Story is great but this is the watered-down version. Kid gets a letter from his dead father. It leads him to his father's research, which was about parallel universes. Basically, dad ain't dead, and he tells you how to find him. You can travel between these universes to complete the whole game. Basically once you get to the end of a route, you'll have done enough to get farther in another via a warp. You can only warp to a certain number of points depending on how far in you get.
I've played the big 4 for Key, Rewrite, Air, Clannad and Little Busters!
QOTT: whats your favorite fruit?
I'll never, ever, ever play that one, I wouldn't play it for all the gold in the world.
The anime broke me, damn Misuzu
Of course you do. Place wouldn't be the same without you.
I almost finished the thing, but I didn't have the right color for the sweater.
Should I even consider this a question
Everything Key makes does that. They're wonderfully mean.
Nice. I haven't gotten little busters to work acceptably well for me, it's the one on that list i didn't get to play. I'm waiting for the EX patch to be 100%, then i'll probably try again.
>I consider pretty much every Mikan pic a cute pic by default.
Apples I guess.
Have you found a good color since or are you still looking?
something bothering you friend?
gun shoot head; not depressed anymore
I wouldn't, as much as I think life is pointless suicide is disgusting and I would only hurt the few that actually care for me.
Key is notorious for it, haha. You get your heart broken so many times eventually you just get numb to it. Then again my first VN was SHUFFLE! so that set the tone for the rest of my life
Please play it! It is one of the few VN's that I felt didn't need any sex scenes. It really is good the way they have it translated now. Can't blam you for wanting to wait for the extra routes though, I'm genuinely curious about those.
Is akiko a demon? Cause fucking hell, dude
It's Tsumiki's birthday, Ruri.
Cosas Nazis, Peter, cosas Nazis
>Happy birthday for Mikan!
>Is akiko a demon
My secret has been exposed
You must be removed
Also nice timing on your screenshot with the gif
This anon is doing the work of the gods
>let's recite together
Why do we even call him Führer?
>cuz he german
Not good enough.
Thanks a lot, Emi.
I know i will. I'm just going to wait though. Not in a huge rush to see whatever terrible things Key has in store there.
SHUFFLE! wasn't that bad on messing with your emotions.
Well, trying again with a friend as my ADC.
They have a riven, and zed
TheWretchedTwig if anyone is on the north american server and wants to play sometime
I'm not sure if I like those odds but it sounds slightly better than this life
>It's Tsumiki's birthday
I remember you said you didn't want to leave this place because you thought it was hard to let go.
>Well, thank you for still being around, Mikan!
Emi el revolucionario, gracias a tí por tomar cartas en el asunto.
u a qt.
You are welcome, Mikan.
>I tried to find "happy birthday Mikan" videos on Youtube... Not a lot of luck. Sorry.
/waifu/ será grande de nuevo.
Please dont. I bring offering!
>can't help but feel the text is tilted
>>684006220 I am a little biased because LB! is my favorite Key game. I thought SHUFFLE did a decent job on fucking with you on three of the routes, the Daughters of the kings of heaven and hell were the biggest let down IMO
with big tiddies
Boy I am saving a lot of good stuff tonight
Well ass>tiddies any day
but no thanks
Nobody likes a urinal tract infection. I'll pass on that offer.
Some real plebs in this thread.
very much so ass>boobs
i'm disappointed you're not an ass man
What is up, /waifu/ nation? I'm your host, Prinz Eugen! Let's get riiiiiiiiight intooooo the huuuuugs!
>who wants a hug?
Glad you liked it
Either you lurk in thread and rarely post and I've never seen you before or you're new to thread
I have no Wi-Fi and I must meme
Please tell me what's attractive about where a women shits from.
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
tell me whats so attractive about pic relateds
Shinoa-bro! What's up?
Hello! How are you?
It's not about anal. A nice butt is more aesthetically pleasing than giant lopsided breasts
>giant lopsided breasts
We all hate that.
>giant lopsided breasts
it's hard to explain, but it's something you can lie on, grab, have it sit on your face. i suppose you can do all of that with boobs too. their's just something so nice about butts though, probably that the shapes it comes in are so nice, but boobs just kinda lay too the side. both are very nice, butt is better. ok enough ranting, back to lurking
Urinal tract infections aren't fun, man.
Up to anything right now, Gold?
It's not about just the poophole bud. The butt is not just one thing. The cheecks that flow forth from the hips. The roundness of the peaches, the firm feeling they have. Thet little jiggle they do when you slap them. A nice ass will be a nice ass, but tiddies can be deceitful. you can have stuffed bras and whatnot. Gravity is also nicer on the butt over time. Also, what's near breasts? Armpits. What's near a butt? Legs and a vag. Sorry but I'll choose some nice butts over tiddies any day
it's urinary, second time you've done this mate
I can agree with this.
Also you don't get UTIs if your partner isn't a troglodyte and knows how to clean themselves
>trips confirm ass>thighs>boobs>lips
Also what do you guys think of this
Some nice legs with kneehigh socks, still a bit of leg and then a miniskirt over a nice butt
I know that's my fetish
Still working on coloring that thing.
Arguing about opinions.
I like booty
Ah, what's the topic? I didn't read above
>not loving all of her
Nothing at the moment. Took a small nap and it felt good. What's up with you qt?
People not loving both booty and booby
>not over-sexualised content
SHIZURU COUNTING SHIT COUNTER!
I'll be tracking a bunch of the things, as long as i can be fucked, remember, or am around to track it.
Syndra tells someone to kill themselves: 696
Dio mustaches things: 19
Spikes dies: 2
Kagami x Megumin no u cuter: 29
Salty Spastics: 13
Tits and asses.
>honestly not really an argument
oh, gotta go pick the bf up from work, brb all luv u miss u all that other gay shit as well
Arguing about open-onions
Shai Hulud anon, hi
last seen 4 hours ago
>not loving all of her
>People not loving both booty and booby
I like the way you think, smug queen
How are you qt?
Same. I'm trying to think of something to do
Laying in bed thinking of what to do. I'm bored asf
I like both, but I prefer booty
Make that 74
Froggo! How are you?
I know what I like
I am a true ass man
not talking about our waifus m8
I seem to have missed some spastics
Kud knows what's up
>tfw kud almost means vagina in dutch
i'm so burntout though i dont wanna do anything. its pretty rough. just watching shit on youtube. i have a boobwindow pic too!
Froggo is okay.
Froggo needs love.
Up and up goes the counter. You're responsible for most of those. Lol
Maybe. Hard to count when i'm not around though. That and i usually only count people who do more than just a couple posts.
Hey Rikka! How are you?
Awww! Did something happen?
Ooh okay. Try and take a nap or something?
Heh, that doesn't Suprise me. I'm the hugging queen here. If you ever want one feel free to ask!