ITT : We talk like a 40 year old man who doesn't use the internet
haha....thats a funny concept.
thanks 4sharing....:)
But we're using internet right now so what's the point?
am I really anonymous on this website?? thanks :) bye!
look at this cat.... lol...... happy caturday :3
meeeeeow
I really, really like this image
>>684000963
How do I download more RAM?
dIRTY+ bARELY+ lEGAL+ sLUTS
google.com
funnypuns to show my co workers
I want to experience the Information Superhighway.
>>684002498
Lol.
Hi,
this is a really nice picture!
regards
>>684002498
why is jesus keanu reeves?
How to end life
>>684004193
Oh sorry guys this isn't Google! :)
"Are you winning?"
Why these new kids be on the internet all day?
yes Im not a robot
Hey guys, I'm kind of lost on this internet thing lol
I heard someone say that "newfriends can't triforce", what's that all about? I'm a pretty oldfriend so I should know xD
What kind of 40 year old doesn't use the internet? They grew up during the golden age of microcomputers and witnessed the entire birth of the web.
Who is this OP character, and why is everybody abusing him? Does he know? Poor soul.
Smh my nigger am I right.
>>684005716
Ha ha ha, yes my brother, that was a very good come back.
ha/ha, this photo made me laugh out loud!
: - )
>>684000963
where can i find more of these memes
>>684000963
>"doesn't use the internet"
14/f/
You sir are an asshole.
>>684005989
Hey Joe, reply to your grandma on Facebook, she's rather cross at you.
>>684005989
Here is a meme of my dog Rupert at the barbecue last weekend! We were having a blast.
>>684006191
Such vulgarity! Put your mother on the line at once.
>>684000963
Loving the post OP ;) you gave me a good chuckle lol
>>684006227
Top keck meme my friend :-)
REAL PROOF GOD IS REAL 2016
haha hey how are you guys tonight!
>>684006197
OP said a guy who's 40, not from the 40's
>>684006466
WHY IS GOOGLE BROKEN???
i'm sorry but, i've left my readers at work and I can't seem to find the abbreviation for the board where there is intelligent discussion regarding film? in case this thread disappears from the front page, i'll leave my email to be contacted.
Thanks!! :]
-Walter
[email protected] (no spam! LMASSOFF!)
I love the young people
>>684006659
show pussy
this is a great thred........... lots of cool pics , just hope to see bare nude women lol ! great stuf guys......keep it up....... ~dave ;-}
>>684000963
You do realize the 40 year old men you're talking about are the oldfags of the internet, yes?
My son became a Nazi from this hacker website!! Stay away!! U should be ashamed.....
Sent from my iPhone
>>684003888
check'd
>>684006520
In Northern England there isn't much of a difference.
>>684001502
I don't even see how this is close to accurate. I'm a regular 39 year old and I was building rigs, installing sticks of RAM in about 1989. Probably before you were born. I'm not even a tech guy / don't do anything with computers for a living. Most people my age are decently complement with PCs. Are you confusing 40 with 80?
>>684006711
I also want to see pu$$y
>>684006749
Thats why he said 40 year old men that DONT use the internet.
I work with a 40 year old guy that has veen using the internet since it was accesible. He is a neet faggot. But he is 2% of his age group
Ha ha i love mr bean hes very funny :}
>>684002498
Oh shit, I can't find the like button.
:^)
>>684007029
u are a fag. back in my time kids would go out and fap one another while being blindfolded. u kids make me sick. sick i tell ya. ive been busting my ass to buy u these computers and these motherfucking smart phones and all i get is whinning. Stop breaking my balls or ill shoot your fucking personal computer.
u got schooled, son.
This is a very funny web site, the internet is a bit difficult but very "cool"
>>684000963
Guys how do i use the internet?
>>684007251
Hello friend,,,
Where did you find your computer image of Mr Bean? Please I need to send one to my son
>>684003888
cause he is the next best thing. Neo + constantine + Kenny
or thats what my autistic brother just told me
old fag here. dont know much about that interwebs u kids have been talking about
HAHA Very true have a good weekend facebookers xxxx
yes you're right Anonymous, if that's even your real name, the internet is very new and "cool."
teen
God bless.
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
Amen to this!!!
>>684007715
I asked google and they sent me this picture. mr bean is very funny im sure your son will find it funny :} is he still listening to his hip hop? bloody noise if you ask me ha ha ha ha
Funny me mes here!!!
My son always send me this with a link of Rick astley, never gonna give you up!!
I don'nt know what he means but i like the face!!
Have a great day!!!!
>>684008443
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Bahaha xd!!
God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
>>684008583
Hahahaha thats a funny face john did your son draw this?!?!
>>684008443
God bless.
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
Amen to this!!!
theres 40 posters, 14 of yall can be my friends for this mme Xd
God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
>>684000963
Why does everyone here have the same username?
>>684007018
no hes perfectly right. the vast majority of people your age know fuck all about anything involving tech
you werent a normie then, you arent now
God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
>>684008784
He got it from the me me site 9gag, but the website is really inaproppiate for 13 year olds, they even have NSFW (not safe for work) posts.
>>684007961
this shit gave me cancer even if tho it's not real
>>684008729
>>684008729
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>684007454
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU FOR GOD IS GOOD AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. YOU BETTER GET TO PRAYING OR YOU GOING DOWN A BAAAAAaAAD PATH
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>>684009112
My thoughts and prayers are with you. My mother passed away from cancer after a long fight. I am always here if you need to talk.
Give me a thumbs up if you agree!!!!!!
>>684009112
GOD BLESS YOU XXXXXXX
>>684009182
There is no way you wrote that in three minutes.
Are you samefagging or did you have this ready for the next time you saw a banana?
>>684008884
Anonymous is what the kids are in to these days, where have you been?!!
www.google.com
>>684008967
God
God is a fucking marine, struggling with something. God snipes u from up high. A bullet is coming your way. If you believe in his skills and u value your life, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going tosnipe your ass tonight.If you believe in God and his skills, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON to the left. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER with multiple sharpies in pooper. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
>>684000963
Margaret I'm off out to get some biscuits, I've sent you this email on channel4, reply when you get this
>>684009549
Can I change it? How do I log in?
>>684009590
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>>684009486
newfag confirmed
That stale pasta has been around for a long fucking time now. You should probably just kill yourself today to help the world of tomorrow.
>>684009656
explain?
google search: google
>>684009656
The more bald you are the more medals you get
>>684009806
I Don't Know! I asked and somebody called me a faggot. I'm married with children! Incredibly rude people on here if you ask me :-{
>>684009898
>ITT : We talk like a 40 year old man who doesn't use the internet
I don't think he was serious.
>>684008963
I'm not arguing that I am a total "normie" but I'm saying most people my age (that I know) aren't tech retards. Usually I feel like I'm the one out of the loop... they introduce me to simple things like Chromecast, etc.
>>684009898
>40 year old virgin detected
>>684009815
Oh i know what water sports swiming and such but i didn't knew there was a special one for lesbians
>>684010100
and why would that be? because you said it? shit nigger then im a fucking billionare whos fucking your wife tonight. I said it on the internet so it's definitely true by your logic. newfag roodypoo
How did i even manage to get to this yellow homepage?All i did was clicking the home for msn.com but now i landed here.How do i get back, Sir?Please anyone help?Hello?Please!Why dont you answer?
>>684008729
i really really like this
>>684010089
I know! It's all of the violent video games now. They're teaching kids to disrespect authority.
>>684010332
>roodypoo
Even newfags know about that. Try harder.
interesting quiz in this window. i tried to find all street numbers. but it said i was wrong :'(
>>684010332
>triggering intensifies
>>684010382
may i pls sAVE IT?
>>684010599
I know, right. You better not try the street signs one! *LoL* :-D
Literally L-O-L-ing at this stuff smile emoticon
anyone of u newfags know the Gary Mitchell story?
>>684010465
I Know! Their Grand Theft Autos, teaching them nothing but bad manners.
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>>684010716
Lot Of Love sent to your direction too my sweeties, see? me too I'm hip, I can understand and speak acronymes pretty well *smooch*
>>684010167
oh no this isnt google
>>684010965
de faq?
>>684011304
LoL to you, too Harold. *thumbsup*
>>684005804
YES
>>684011425
Please leave my computer. I am trying to use google, I will call the police if you continue hacking me.
I AM SERIOUS
My son works at comcast and he WILL hack you if you dO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY
>>684005967
Gen X invented lol, bitch
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I won a free iphone !!!
Lol.
>>684001736
oh wow, i laughed so hard
Addressing the Mr. with his son working at comcast: my son is working at AOL and could easily hack your son wokring at comcast.
>>684001705
+Latinas because kek
haha
What's a Google?
>>684007029
>>684008963
What third world shithole are you guys from where GenXers aren't comfortable with tech?
>>684011771
i am NOT HACKING YOU! GOD AS MY WITNESS i am not. i wanted to use the google tonight and too bad if you wanted to, i got here first. my son is a UNITED STATES MARINE HE WILL SET YOUR SON STRAIGHT
>>684012169
I think i saw your son writing here once. He is a specialist in gorilla-warefare, isnt he?
>>684011985
To whom it may concern,
This is Jeremy Biggins and I was threatened by this gentleman and his son, if your son could hack them both into oblivion i would be forever grateful. I am the proud father of a UNITED STATES MARINE and i shouldnt have to put up with this.
Many thanks
Jeremy Biggins
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>>684010465
google why did links stop working???
>>684012411
MY SON WOULD NEVER WRITE ON A HACKER WEBSITE HE IS A LOYAL MARINE
Can anyone other than fucking Hitler answer my question?
>>684012554
Ive had that problem tonight!!!
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HTTP://WWW.FOXNEWS.COM
>>684006227
What a funny picture. Do you mind if I save it? I wouldn't want to violate any copyright laws as I am a prominent attorney myself. :)
>>684001502
skrub
Yes, i'm 12, and yes i would like to meet you behind our school :^)
>>684012141
Well hello friend! I am from America and there have been many times where the elderly seem to have problems with technology, from iphones to figuring out image board websites. Hope this helps clear things up.
>>684012995
Hello friend
Your link does not work because you forgot the forward slash character at the end.
Here is the correct format for your website search:
HTTP://WWW.FOXNEWS.COM/
Have a nice day (o:
>>684013022
are you on the dark deep web because you can get away with it there but dont tell anyone
>>684013285
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../
Sent from my Blackberry.
>>684001502
I would recommend going to your nearest computer or electronics store such as Best Buy or Office Max. They can point you in the right direction pal.
HELLO PEOple of tHE INTERNNETS i come in peace
Dont Tread On Me!
From Chris
I actually like this thread.
It is not like the other repetitive threads I am used to seeing here.
>>684000963
So i've been tryn to figure out how they made an Ocean a Vegetable and an Animal into a computer Sea Pea You my mate dave told me computers are made using Sea Pea You maybe i'm wrong i looked in the box but it made no sound how do they make smaller sheep
>>684013364
No my screen is fairly well lit, thanks. I will hold off on saving this image as there seems to be some confusion and I wouldn't want to run foul of the local authorities. Thanks. - Rob
>>684013285
Underage b&
HELLO EVERYBODY. MAYBE SOMEBODY COULD TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND A NATIONAL REGISTRY OF FACEBOOKS? MY DAUGHTER ALWAYS TELLS ME I SHOULDNT LOOK AT HER FACEBOOK, EVER. SO I'M GOING TO AS THE GREAT FATHER I AM. MAYBE AT WALMARTS?
>>684000963
>>684007018
>We talk like a 40 year old man who doesn't use the internet
>doesn't use the internet
great reading comprehension m8
>>684005640
True they know it better than anyone
>>684012692
Maybe you should stop trying to look things up on fucking hitler
XD
>>684013804
Hello Rob....
I do not know if you know this...
I can see your name here....
Are you Rob from the second floor office...?
If you are not then your identity is public.....
You may want to change this....Tryin to make a change :-\
>>684013952
My nephew has one of them Facebooks. He showed me a funny dog pic once at a BBQ we were having for the church potluck. He got it from some Ebombs World or something. It was wild!
>>684000963
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>>684013804
HAve you got a camera handy? you could always take a picture and hide it if the police come snooping -Jeremy
>>684013990
This guy isn't even 40
google how do I delete fourchans.
Do you really want to see what it is like to be an old man?
I don't think you do
>>684014232
Oh god. How do I delete this? Ammon help. I thought this was the google.
>>684000963
Thanks, Lori
>>684013990
well hes actually talking like a 40-yr old guy..
>>684007018
>Probably before you were born
>Most people my age
My son said he won't give me access to his Twitter. I plan on looking in his room for it. Any ideas where a kid might hide his twitter?
>>684013990
he is right though. 31 year old reporting.40 is not old u fucking plebs.
lets say 55+ year old to be more accurate.
go play with your nintendos now or whatever kids play with nowadays.
>>684014410
ill ask google for you. hold on.
www.google.com
how to delete 4chan.
IS CON TRY KITCHEN OPEN AT 6 AM/
SORRY IT WAS FOR GOOOGLE
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>>684014410
Someone told me to delete something like system32. Simply type it in search. Did actually even work for me.
>>684014368
Four? What the fuck, you only need one.
>>684014410
it didnt work :( sorry bob
>>684014232
Jesus please help this lost soul. You are on the path of moral turpitude and wreckless hedonism, young sick man. God help you see the error of your ways and follow HIS shining light. Amen.
>>684014605
theres only one? that cant be right, i have atleast 24 chans open, they wont stop.
>>684014436
If you ain't snoopin and beatin your kid you ain't parentin that's what I always say. Any sass and the scumbag's out the house at 18. Git er done.
>>684014410
Hello friend. You need to clear your Cachy in the menu bar. Hope this helped. Computers are tough huh?!
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>>684015123
That's not me. Somebody hacked my aol-emails.
I'm 40 thanks dicks
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>>684015362
Reginald?
>>684015336
I had that once. Said I looked up a woman named Brooke Skye. Much to my horror and my wife's we learned she was in the adult industry. Little to say other than I had to burn my computer to delete an viruses.
>>684015362
>>684015528
Hey Reg! Why didnt you like my facebook post?!??! Have a good weekend -Ted :}
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>>684016084
God help this lost youth. I will pray for you.
Not even kidding my dad once threw a computer monitor out of a second story window because "it wasn't doing what I want it to do"
I;m thinkin about thos beans
>>684000963
WHERES MY FUCKING CHICKEN TENDIES
>>684000963
i really enjoy this apple
MFW I'm 43.
>>684017139
Where's the beef? The youth of today might not get this reference but us older folks will. ;)
>>684017332
#HahaIGetIt
#LolGoodJoke
>>684017707
Another one is WAZZUP!
>>684000963
Hey guys what do these numbers mean? ^^^ Thanks :)
>>684018163
I believe it is the current date in the traditional japanese format.
Notice how they increase with time, and they appear side by side with western time.
>>684017923
Catch the wave! Haha get it? It's the pepsi ad!
>>684017310
I'm going to use this later :)
>>684000963
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>>684018163
They are special certificates you get when you pass the test if your credit card details are stolen by someone on the interwebs. I entered them in here and the number of my test was the same as the number on top of this homepage.
Maybe you want to give it a try, too?
Cheers,
Stan
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Hi! I saw that you watched the Pepsi add too! LOL I loved it.
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>>684019191
WAITER, this guy is hacking me.
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epic response
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>>684019301
>this 12 year old faggot doesn't know where > comes from
[spoiler]it comes from email quoting from 20 years ago[/spoiler]
in fact, it would be more likely for a child to use the format you used, or @684018306, because they don't understand the quoting system from html email chains
protip: text formatting (eg [/spoiler]) is also an old fag thing coming from coding from the 80's
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>>684020092
<h3><b>This!</b></h3>
>>684020608
<blink>LoL'ed at your h3</blink>
>>684014857
daddy issues?
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>>684000963
HI
Siri please post to fourchan
>>684010965
>15yo
>pedo
I hate you stupid tumblr fags.
\[T]/
I
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hey so i heard four channel is a place where i can get um
PC
u know what it means, im sure
but where can i get sum PC????//??/???
>>684010965
>15yo
>pedo
I hate you, stupid sjw cunts.
>>684010965
>15yo
>pedo
I hate you, stupid "sjw" fags.
>>684010965
>15yo
>pedo
I hate you, stupid sjw fags.
>>684010965
>15yo
>pedo
I hate you, stupid "sjw" cunts.
Hello David, I saw you liked this funny post so thought I'd pick your brains while you're here. What do you think is the best way forward RE: the driveway? Things are starting to get expensive as time goes on so I'd like to get it sorted as quickly as possible, thanks.
- Roger
Google search: Western Union wire instructions
Anyone know how to fireblock a malaware virus?
I remember when /b/ was good.
>>684024330
Too deep m8.
Too deep...
>>684024330
oh look! there's two threes in your post. nice dubs, as they call it :)
Siri, please google this on 4chan"I love this b thing. My son says I'm doing this wrong but I'm smart." thanks siri
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>>684000963
>implying were not 40 year old men who don't know how to use the internet
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>>684004306
You winning, son?
>>684000963
Racism is such an outdated concept, how have people not out grown such beliefs?
>>684007018
Thanks lori
>>684027476
I read in the newspapers that there is a bundle of 4 homepages they called <channels> and they convey the hate towards the children and youth nowadays. Horrible.
