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can someone post the webm of the two guys in helmets getting whacked in some store?
Whats the lesson here?
Your dog is not a weapon,
your dog is not a security system,
Your dog should not be rushing the fence or the front door.
You don't teach your kids to run, at strangers screaming, Why teach / let your dog do it.
Because we all know these fucking retards did not train the dog to do that. It just did it because it wanted to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA LEAFY GOT FUCKING ROASTED
>>683997947
MODS!!!!!!!!
>>683997852
I absolutely love this gif, it resides on my desktop.
>>683998048
This seems fake
trigger warning
you might enjoy this one
Anyone have the gif where the guys penis bends really far during sex in a van with some bitch
>>683999266
search the catalog, it's there
>>683999076
similar
>>683999076
This just made my day
>>683999076
Well that was pleasent, whether she deserved it or not
>>683999357
where do i find it in the catalog?
>>683999523
Fuck of with your stupid ass
>>683999523
it was first post in the last rekt thread which has now been pruned
>>683999806
Well fuck then one of you faggots has it just post it
>>683999483
>cameinmypants
Nines
>>683997751
Oooor..
>Nigs be niggin'
>>683999806
great
>>683997751
or how about not everyone deserves a gun? Trigger happy fags get spooked just a little and blast away.
>>683999935
i didn't save it, too ass clenching for me to watch
>>683999884
He deserved it.
>>683997751
Jesus Christ, all they had to do was grab the dog by the collar. Fuck, my dog gets excited when people come over but I have enough common sense to lock him in a room, grab him by the collar, get someone else to grab him, literally anything to keep him from running out. Even stepping out in front of the dog would've probably kept that from happening. Fucking anything but just letting him run out.
>>684000198
It's the only thing that makes me cum anymore
>>684000254
he dindu nuffin
>>683999806
what did they think was going to happen?
>>683999483
Back story?
>>684000186
I regret missing that thread. Can't find archive or video anywhere.
>>683996437
For all you Anti-gun right faggots or neo-hippie hipster Eurofags. THIS is why guns save lives in the right hands. He just saved 3 women from becoming a statistic, and didn't hesitate.
>>SOMETHING A COP WOULD HAVE ESCALATED OR GOOFED BEING A DICK.
Don't need directions back to /k/, I'm off.
*Mic drop* Peace!
>>683999806
they did that, about 20 years too late
>>683997365
DID HE DIED
>>684000562
Russian quiz show, last one to take their hand off wins car,bitch talking trash to annoy everyone else, good real russian man does what castrated pussy whipped western men would be too scared to do
anyone have some gross gore shit to spam discords
>>683999884
Who could honestly look at that and think the cop was is in the wrong? How stupid are these BLM niggers?
>>683997751
dumb americunts thats why all those school shootings happen
>>684000146
Stupid people should not have guns or dogs.
But stupid dogs shoudl not be rushing the gate, fence or door.
Good thing to know my dog isn't going to get shot.
But I can tell you every time some fuckers dog rushes the fence, I want to pepper spray the dog, then go spray the owner. just for being a fucktard.
>>683999806
That guy on the far left was having the time of his life
>>683999935
>>683999806
>>683999742
>>683999523
>>683999357
What a pack of salty faggots.
>>683999266
>>683999266
Boom.
>>684000562
Some Brit game show. Keep your hand touching the car, your hand comes off, you're out. Last guy with hand on the car wins the car. When the girl started, she got into that outfit, took her shoes off, threw them at other contestants, spit on them, and slapped and hit them. That dude finally had enough.
And apparently the show let him keep going despite the act he took his hand off the car to put her in her place, which is still what boggles my mind.
>>683999483
>>684000859
He broke her nose. That probably disfigured her. It's so rude!
>>683999884
Justice 1 - Niggers 0
>>684000316
>The gun isnt working because my hand isnt infront of it? Bob are you sure that's correct? ....well, alright. You are the expert....
>>683997751
>Your dog is not a weapon,
>your dog is not a security system,
A dog can be both, in a shitty, subpar, ghetto, medieval kind of way, but you have to understand that they are fast attack cannon fodder, not some heavy infantry stormtrooper.
Dogs are only used effectively to augment other infantry, and even then only in small numbers and select tactical situations. Basically they are something for the enemy to shoot at while you discern their exact position or return fire.
>>683997751
nice headshot !!
>>684000000
nice sextuples !
>>684001074
This is ruder
>>684000449
Would you run towards a cop threating as if you had a weapon whilst he holds a pistol to you
>>684000934
Such assumptions. I am not advocating shooting the dog, and I am canadian. I am advocating training your fucking dog not to behave in a manner worthy of getting shot.
If I rush the cop, screaming and snarling, I might get fucked up. Why do people think their gaurd dog is a weapon then cry when it dies?>
if it is a tool/weapon, treat it as such, if it is a pet/family member treat it as such.
>>683999483
Story on this one?
>>683999884
How about you don't act like you're about to pull a gun on a cop? Then you won't get shot.
>>684000958
Must have had blueberries in his pockets
>>683999884
Play stupid ganes, win stupid prizes
"Hurr durr, a cop's aiming a gun at me, what would happen if I whip my hand out from behind my back?"
Fucking idiot, and bigger idiots saying he didn't do anything wrong, besides basically asking to be shot.
>>684000636
Fucking. Niggers.
>>684000859
After school special in Niger?
Lets have some Fem rekt
>>683997751
how can natural born criminals be cops? why this is not forbidden?
>>683997751
Aw, he was happy to die.
>>684001250
Bitch was talking shit. got hit.
>>684000186
I was wondering why no fag had yet posted it.
>>684000652
This x 100000
>>683999483
Stupid bitch needed to learn her place
>>684000238
Why did this make me laugh!?
>>684001250
Please to read thread,in particular:
>>684001005
>>684000859
>>684001074
>broke her nose
No.
>>684001168
I mean really, they dont wanna be called niggas. but when you see some skinny swagged out little nig-nog moron do something so stupid like this to a cop- really...who's at fault here? YOU JUST THREATENED A MAN WITH A GUN AND THE LEGAL RIGHT TO USE IT.
>>684000859
oh god why
>>684000859
hahahahahahaaha this is so fucking disgusting
>>684000238
What is this/where can I find this?
>>684000636
Fucking cops man. That woman just didn't want to be filmed.
>>684001342
I love how the guy on the drivers side claps as he gets out
>>683999884
If there is a black person who is actually upset at this video and believe the cop was in the wrong . . .
YOU are part of the problem.
>>684001074
Ruder than thinking a man wants to hear your bleh bleh bleh all fucking day long? He had a car to win.
>>683997751
He was wagging his tail till the very end... :(
>>684000636
i fucking love this one, so much better with sound
>>684000238
apparently there's a bug in the software - the female suddenly shouts "Check your privilege!"
>>683997751
Niggers shouldn't be allowed guns.
VÃdeo of throwing the baby please!
>>684001641
They were trying to set up a fake accident to scam insurance,instead they got a real one.
Is that a win-win or isn't it?
>>684001511
Falls in twice mfa
>>684000652
Couldnt agree more. Sucks that most people in my country are afraid of guns and even knives. You cant carry a gun unless you're a cop. Kinda fucked up if you ask me. You cant even have a knife in your pocket....
>>684001824
>nailed it
>>684001238
>Such assumptions. I am not advocating shooting the dog, and I am canadian. I am advocating training your fucking dog not to behave in a manner worthy of getting shot.
haha if that happened to my dog you'd be the one getting shot. Enjoy your triggerhappy shit continent. Eurofag out.
>>684001005
Probs cause' that's what an Americunt would do.
Meh you took your hand off the car!
Meh I can't understand justice.
Meh I'm American.
Meh
He had to put her in her place. Who was going to do it?
To win the prize they had to not let go of the car, she kept annoying him and he lost his cool.
Bitch had it coming.
>>684001511
>falls back again
my sides
>>684001274
bu he dindu nuffin
>>684001005
>the show let him keep going despite the act he took his hand off the car to put her in her place
That is fucking AWESOME.
That bitch had it coming tbh I hope he won the car
>>684001824
nice flip!
>>684000652
No he just killed someone. Whilst I'm all for shooting the scum bag it could have ended with nobody being shot. Or maybe the other guy wouldn't have had a gun in the first place.
>>683998987
This is not ok
this needs to stop
>>683999483
He just lost, kek!
>>684001975
what a stupid bitch
>>684001581
That van just got totaled
>>684000859
sad but true
lost control over women?
society go bye-bye
>>683999483
I enjoyed how he just went back to the car like he wasn't disqualified.
>>684001677
That wasn't wagging. He was unconscious. Look closely. That's a TREMOR. That's a dead ass animal from the second he hits the floor.
His tail only looks like it's wagging toward the end because the tremor is slowling down as the cells finish using all their stored energy. Watch it again and pay attention. The dog is unconscious before it even hits the ground and it never wakes up for a moment. Watch the tail and legs in particular, and you will notice what I mean
It's just unconscious muscle contractions.
moar women rekted?
>>684000652
The only thing this dildo accomplished is giving himself a boner by finally getting to legally shoot a brown person.
>>684002021
...you're kidding, right?
This is some semi-third-world machismo type bullshit. Say what you will about Americans, but this kind of thing just wouldn't happen there.
>>684001925
You from the Netherlands by any chance? Just came back from vacation there...so diappointed. Hurr durr we are so liberal we let people smoke weed. My ass, most fascist shithole I've ever been to and I'm from Germany.
Also fucking cyclists everywhere...so much hate...had to carry an umbrella everywhere to have something pointy to keep those bastards at bay.
>>684002431
love that karma on that nigger. source?
>>684002437
That's what I been posting
Female riders here,yuk it up
>>684002539
>filename
sides in orbit
>>684002431
Fucker is real lucky he got out by those few seconds. although hilarious the guy burns himself.
>>684002431
Beautiful.
>>684002544
did you by any chance only see Amsterdam?
>>684000652
Bravo, Mr retard.
So this is ONE time guns indeed saved someone. Now tell me, what did those thugs have in their hands ? Guns too.
There is more homicide in America by guns than beheadings in Iran.
So you're telling me guns are not a problem in good hands ? Problem is , we live in a world where there are mostly retards, so the guy holding the gun is statistically more often a retard than a decent person
>>684002258
YOU SEE THIS?!?!?!
YOU SEE THIS SHIT?!?!?
FEARING ESCALATORS IS NOT IRRATIONAL
>>683999884
I am ashamed to be related to these monkey faced, shit skinned, half brain niggers. why are they always so stupid and defensive like holy shit i fucking hate that nigger runs in my fucking blood
>>684000652
In Germany(where I live) people do simply not own guns. No criminals use them.
There are no guns in the first place. Do you understand the logic now?
>>684002539
>acme.webm
>>684000898
>majority members are niggers
Pretty fucking stupid.
>>684002529
He means disqualifying him. and yes that's a very American thing to do. because in the US, people pander to the weak, sick, and the fucked up. The loudest screamers, the squeakiest wheels get the grease. Which is turning your society into shit.
He wasn't disqualified because that bitch had it coming, though.
>>683997917
Kill yourself.
>>683999483
man i love these, chicks trying to be sexy, but then gets their ass whooped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3TVZ1QYwjA
>>684002775
I know, friend, it's ok. People take a lot of dumb dangerous shit for granted everyday. Especially cars and trucks which kill a shitton more people than escalators.
>>684002431
>wake me up before you go-go
>>683997751
What kind of COMPLETE FUCKING NIMROD pulls out his gun for a dog like that? Christ.
>>684001005
>>684000859
not Russian, he's some non-white sandnigger looking cuck.
>>684002791
Bist wohl einer dieser Gutmenschen der alles glaubt was die Medien sagen, hmmm?
>>684002872
Stupid bitch had it coming. Probably did it on purpose for insurance fraud.
>>684002824
Oscar bait
>>684002278
Egg vs. Chicken argument neckbeard. Guns are just a tool to the violent nature of irresponsible humans with no control over their emotions and or mental illnesses.
If it wasn't guns, it would be a baseball bat or a knife. which statistically speaking is more readily available than guns. Your argument implies that the assailant with the gun is morally sound as you are and wouldn't have killed someone in the first place. You can't predict the future and the day someone does and uses that so situations become prevented- I'm gonna call bullshit on your biased pacifist view and even be so bold that even unarmed YOU could be a Murderer. (There's a difference between Murder and Killing.)
>>684002193
Fucking womenbeater
>>683998665
C'est un drôle de filename anon
>>684003067
A law-abiding officer of the law following proper procedure, believe it or not. For better or for worse.
>>684002431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcMKwbMEcQ
>>684002791
lol sure, you just walk up to the cars of 10 random Moroccans/Turks/Other Towelheads and have a look in their glovebox, at least 5 will have a gun inside.
Protip: don't actually do that, you'll get shot.
>>683998539
This makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I love it.
>>684003121
>its just a prank bro!
>>684003250
That's some fucked up law then
>>684003121
>>684003108
Nein, die Medien gehören so weit ich weiß ein paar reichen Familien. Aber das hat überhaupt nichts damit zu tun. Du bist nicht ernsthaft dafür, die Waffengesetze zu lockern? Was für einen Sinn hätte das bitte?
>>684003462
oh god I love this. please post more.
>>684003424
In the US, cops have a carte blanche to shoot anything or anyone that is "being a threat to themselves or others" Talking about people. Fellow citizens.
A fucking dog doesn't even get a second thought if it's in the way, m8. I've seen where the dog shot was just sitting there in one space, never moved, and the barking was considered threatening.
>>684001280
kek
>>684003469
Damit meinte ich deine Aussage, bei der du meintest dass so gut wie niemand in Deutschland eine Waffe trägt (außer Polizisten). Da muss ich dir wohl leider widersprechen.
>>684002863
Right buddy. The cavalier beating of women, or anyone for that matter, is a great thing to have in society. "Hurr durr, I'd beat that bitch too I'm such an alpha lol bitches have it coming." Fucking moron.
>>684000198
>please kill me
>>684000238
what is this ?
>>683999076
I just wasted ten seconds of my life that I'll never get back.
So I wasted 30 more and made you a copy of that video with the branding and warning removed.
Please man, replace your copy with this one.
>>684001602
It was a security guard that didn't want her niggers ass gangster theif boyfriend to come in the store with his friends because they are thieves and sell drugs. It's a mall in Detroit.
>>684000406
The problem here isn't the gun, the problem here is there is a women being allowed to touch a gun.
Sorry hunny, guns are a mens thing too.
>>683998987
What is wrong with this? Have you even tried this? It's better than fucking microwaved ramen or shitty cooking
>>683999884
>Point fingers like gun
>Don't point with hands in the open
>Point fingers like a gun while pulling them out like a real gun FUCKING QUICK
>Get shot
MUH SOCIAL JUSTICE
>>684000898
if he can't distinguish a finger from a gun then he shouldn't be a cop in the first place.
>>684003494
There is no god.
>>684002764
rip her implants!
>>684003494
>>684003841
lmao
>bites his balls
>shell protects him
>>684003494
Who won?
>>684003961
Takeshis castle?
>>684002442
>>684002766
Missed the whole fucking point. You guys seem like you need a hug or some sort of special medication.
You are trying to blame the car for the drunk driver. Just because its designed to transport doesnt mean it cant kill. Guns are designed to kill, and yet most people do not use them to kill.
For once in your sad, simple pessimistic one sided lives SEE the fucking problem, don't blame a machine for the Ill will of the assholes robbing the liquor store IN THE FIRST PLACE!
This dude probably put his gun in his holster either because hes a cop or hes a smart human with no intention on ever using it. He most likely didn't wake up, grab his handgun in its holster and said to himself "I'm gonna shoot someone today, and thats why I'm carrying this!"
>>684000958
fucking niggers
every last one should be hanged
>>684003687
Putting the fucked up in their place is a sign of intelligence and control.
What your society does is literally pander to the sickest most fucked up people in your society because you're too weak and sniveling to stand up and do the right thing, so instead, out of fear of litigation you choose the "safe" "easy" routes.
Nigger, you're a conformer. Don't act like you're anything but another lackey. You probably act like a bitch and expect people to not confront you.
>>684004051
Wipeout!
>>683999884
holly shit nigger pretended to take out a gun and people demand justice.. is not about the color it's about pretending to shot a police officer aiming aat you
>>684001602
Can't tell if you're trying to troll. She was an angry nig acting like a total nig, assaulting a security guard for nig reasons. Watch the video. The fact that people like her exist is frustrating.
>>684001342
This is what happenes when you let your womens out free-range.
>>684003424
Don't let your dog out then. Simple as that. Fucking get someone else to grab him by the collar or lock him in a room. It's fucking easy.,
>>683999806
Old ppl need to be gassed
>>684001581
I can't even imagine the bumper damage
>>684004106
>Guns are designed to kill, and yet most people do not use them to kill.
>do not use them to kill
What do they use them for? Combing their hair? Guns are sort of a one-trick-pony you know...
>>684003725
is he kill? story?
>>684003890
I hope you're kidding.
If so, well done. Good bait.
If not, HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? When you're loaded with adrenaline and some stupid fucking monkey comes running at you, reaches into his belt and whips it out like you would a gun, you don't have a second to double check if there's a small bit of black or silver in his hand. We're talking literal microseconds here. Nobody with any actual training or experience would take your side in this.
>>684003683
Sonst haben nur Jäger und Sammler Schusswaffen. Und halt Sportschützen.
>>684003037
source?
>>684000198
holly shit, she must have flown 50 metters before landing there
>>684001001
RIPENIS
>>684003037
Movie?
>>684004361
HUNTING TARD. HUNTING FOOD!
>>683999806
LOST
>>684004221
that face full of rug burn
>>684003462
these dad punches
>>684000316
What the fuck? How stupid can you be?
>>683999076
why was that dumb bitch trying to push up on that nigger?
>>684000652
That shit was cool. Just like I the movies.
>>684004361
So's the condom you keep in your wallet, yet you've been vainly holding onto it for years in hopes that maybe, just maybe a situation arises that you would be better off with it than not.
>>684004385
Giiit fuked
>>684004106
People don't need guns, but they need cars. Taking away cars is not very possible, taking away the guns however is.
>>684004385
Nice, haven't seen that one before
>>683999609
what the fuck did I just see?
>>683997751
>>684000146
>>684000934
>>684001698
>>684003067
That's why you don't let your dog run out the door. I laughed pretty hard at this video.
But seriously folks, keep your animals under control.
>>684004268
lol, that old guys just came in
"hey what's going on here?"
>"Fuck you too!"
>>684004672
In what fantasy world do you think people don't need guns? Fuck you and your shitty, poorly thought out opinions. You're an idiot. Come to Detroit and tell me about why I don't need a gun, you fucking loser.
>>684000636
please, the 2nd part of the video!!!
I want to see tasered the pink yogapants NIGGER LANDWHALE exiting the premises !!
>>684004521
which sort of does include killing the thing you're hunting ...just saying
>>684004732
HowTheyMakeUnicorns.webm
>>684003207
shut the fuck up
>>684004681
>filename
>>684004035
>What a dick
>Their making out in public tho
>>684001049
>kim k birth video.webm
>>684000898
FUCKING VERY
>>684003187
You have no idea what you're talking about so get off the internet and go to bed fatty.
Baseball bats were invented to hit baseballs.
Knives to cut things.
Guns were invented for one purpose also retard. Think about it. Go suck one off while you're at it.
>>684002539
>acme
I like it
>>684004474
With all these cop shooting in usa, why people still defies them ?
>>684000859
I envy that stinkinigger.
>>684002775
If it makes you feel any better, that's in China, where production values are much cheaper. In America they're a bit higher
>>684004672
OMG
REPOSESSIONS
IMPOUNDING
LICENCE SUSPENSIONS
THEFT
I bet you even think driving is a right too. Like uncle sam owes you what car you drive.
>>684004361
>what are gun sports
>>684002789
pic with timestamp or gtfo
>>683998987
WTF is wrong with you....what are you some kinda sicko...that the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on /b/
>>684001698
Yeah take rights away from blacks because blacks are bad! fuck off you neo-fascist piece of shit. You belong in a gulag,
that being said he was way bigger then that dog. I would have just kicked it.
Also nice English you inbred retard.
>>684004881
lol relax tyrone.
the problem in your neighborhood are the guns. the government needs to take them away.
>>684004890
If only I had it.Will this hold you over?
>>684004672
So people that live in rural areas don't need guns? Dangerous animals have stopped attacking around the world?
>Are you fucking retarded?
>>684001975
hahaha - don't look for traffic or anything...
>>684004266
>>684005016
It's like asking, with all the people fishing throughout history, why are fish still biting?
People aren't equal. Some people are dumb as fuck or impulsive or psychotic or suicidal or all of the above. Many times that crazy person is also the cop, so go figure.
>>684004407
ARE HER FUCKING INTESTINES COMING OUT OF HER VAGINA?!?!!
>>684001656
shes probably still alive
>>684003056
ORANGEMOCHAFRAPPUCCINOS?!?!
>>684005002
and yet there are more improvised weapon Injuries and fatalities than gun related fatalities in both Europe and America.
and I weigh 176 at 6`0. Keep trying to hurt my feelings and maybe you might succeed.
>>684005164
the problem is the fucking people, bitch. Not their tools. Wake up
>>684004594
haha very true
>>684003804
ginger cunt deserves a beating
>oh no a granny stood too close to me better clock her right in the face hard as I can
fucking faggot
>>684002442
I thought color didn't matter? Are you racist? All we see is a criminal that deserved to die. Nobody cares whether they are white or not.
>>684000406
I hope she was ok
>>684004672
>possible to take away guns
I'm laughing at you right now
>>684001177
>>684000859
Sauce please no webm
>>683999076
Old lady pickpocket?
>>684000316
lmao....fuckin idiot deserved that shit.....
>>684003037
wtf is this
>>684004932
>>684004390
>dont steal mkay?
Is that the story or what holy shit his fingers are GONE.
>>684004402
>>684004509
>>684005346
In that case,I hope they make her pay for damage to tyres
>>684004407
lost
>>684002278
>it could have ended with nobody being shot
Or the robbers could have executed everybody inside. Nobody knows what "could have" happened because an armed bystander ended the situation. Period.
And no fucking way am I going to "trust" that a bunch of armed criminals will just go peacefully away once they get their money. If I have a gun, I'm shooting them the first chance I get. Hoping that you'll be safe just because you comply is for fucking idiots. Many, many people have given money to robbers only to be shot and killed afterwards without provocation.
>>684000316
>>684004624
Testing if laser works
>>684004893
There's a difference between murder and hunting for survival, fag
>>683996437
That's why you shouldn't try to rob people
>>684004692
cause its very recent and I just made the webm
>>684002393
true. And the worst part is, we didn't even lose control. we're giving it up. Western society is willingly letting women take the wheel, and guess what? we're bound to end up in a ditch sooner or later.
>>684003207
Is there any other way to permanently train them to not shit the bed?
>>684002258
fucking china
>>684001613
>>684001511
>three idiots trying to get offboard on the same side at the same time
the two sunglassed guys are still laughing
>>684004106
literally just disregarded everything from >>684002766
>>684005250
>Dangerous animals have stopped attacking around the world?
People don't have the right to shoot animals anyway.
I live in a rural area on a big ass ranch because my parents are rich and pleb like you who hunt or shoot animals shouldn't be allowed near guns.
>>684005460
I'm laughing at you because you're american and have the gun problem, not us. So imagine me loling at your stupidity.
>>684005053
>the government is evil
lol that's why you americans are so backward
>>684001613
how it feels to chew 5 gum
>>683999609
>*THUNK*
>yes can i help you sir
>>684003675
You heartless bastard
>>684004000
you can see spider wrapping up his legs and stinger slowly and then wraps up his mouth a bit, it seems the spider would've won eventually, it was debilitating the scorpion
>>684005051
>production values
Nah, they just have to add more reinforcements what with all the landwhales using the things
>>684002193
lmao
>>684002764
that gratuitous ass shot killed me
>>684003462
Holy shit get fucked
>>683999884
Cop did nothing wrong
Fuck that retarded nigger and anyone who sides with his dead ass
I mean what is the cop supposed to do wait to get shot himself when some draws on him?
The faggots that complain couldn't be cops and if they were they would get themselves and others killed trying to coddle criminals
>>684005719
"Excuse me, do you sell Battletoads?"
