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Whoever rolls 69 in this thread will meet and get in a healthy relationship with the 11/10 girl in pic related (or an equally perfect girl)

Dubs are doomed to be alone forever. Once you get dubs you can't reroll.

> Rolling.
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,
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i want
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Reroll
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>>683990489
69 GET
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ok
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>>683990489
rolling for gf
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Rolling for that waifu
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rell
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roll. Btw, who is she?
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rollerini
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suh dude
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Rolling for dubs, if 72 fuck off to bed.
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Dubs with my luck for sure
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>>683993930
Rollo
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>>683990489
Rolling
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Well, I'm about to jump anyways so why not take that risk too.
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>>683990489
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_
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santa pls
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Sure, why not
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>>683990489
rolling
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69 get
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>>683990489
getthelube.com
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>>683995969
fuck yea bitches suck my 3" ccock
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god waifu rollan
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>>683990489
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>>683995969
>>683996033
fuck me dubs i screwed myself
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Roll, dubs here I come
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fuck
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>>683990489
Rollin
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Reroll
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222
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>>683990489
I'll probably get trips. That's even worse than dubs. Forever alone and virgin. :(
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trips
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>>683990489
Rolll
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>>683996013
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ROLL BABY!
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Pls
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for spartaaa
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>>683996468
reroll
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Reroll
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reroll
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Roll 69plz
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>>683990489
who dat bitch?

need sauce nao plox
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Roll
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>>683990489
roll
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mhm.
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>>683997307
ok, i missed it
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gibe da pussy b0ss
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>>683990489
Rollerino OPerino
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>>683990489
I want to kill myself.
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>>683998155
you fucked up lmao
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lets roll
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>>683998155
have fun alone faggot
also rolling
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>>683990489

gf get
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>>683998155

It's a sign Anon.
God is telling you to die.
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dubarinos
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Gibe
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rreroll
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69 get
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Rip life
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Reroll
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Rollllz
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>>683998677
Pray4anon
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Roll no1
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Need a gf to comfort me because i have a miserable life
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>>683998979
2
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Rollllllld
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>>683999023
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>>683998996
Seems like it's just my luck... Forever alone
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>>683999023
3
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rolling rolling roling
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Okay
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Please
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>>683999158
3.

What if trips?
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>>683999225
4*
5 now.. cmon gimme somethin
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rolls
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lemme smang it gurl.
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rolling to confirm destiny
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Rollerino
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Rolling
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Ayyyyý
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lets be unhappy for the rest of my life
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inb4 dubs
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I'd be an idiot not to at least try
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>>684000269
Holy shit
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>>684000269
Yah did buddy
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>>684000269
weve got our lucky winner
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>>683990489
rolling for dubs
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go
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>drop the BASS
B-but that's impossible!
And impossible is nothing.
So I get none :(
Sad
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69
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Check 'em.
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>>683990489
>what if i don't want a perfect girl, but the one with the flaws i alredy know and love

also how do you enforce the rule of no rerolling after dubs
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What if I don't think she's 11/10?
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>>683990489
roll
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>>684003043
reroll
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>>683990489
im here to collect my 69
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>>683990489
Roll
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Rollin'
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>>683990489
Le roll
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lets roll
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right here
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Now?
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>>683990489
please
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69 plz
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I actually just want a regural girlfriend. Pretty ones are always bringing trouble
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Rolls
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rolling in cache
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Yeah right
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>>684003870
End me
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>>684003870
Kek so close
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>
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>>684004369
WINRAR
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>>683990489
welp
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rol
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Fuck it I give up fam
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>>683990489
Rolling anon
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>>684004489
c'mon
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Rolling anon
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rollinn
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>>684004460
>>684004369
knowing that it won't ever happen almost makes me more sad than i am already right now...
Anyways WINRAR!!!!!! CHEEKI BREEKI CYKA
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I lost.
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>>683990489
If only threads were magic.
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>>683990489
roll
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rooolllllll
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>>683990489
Look everyone a number!
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>>683990489
dubs get
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I SAID DUBS GET
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ayy
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DUBS GETTEM NOW
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>>684005500
FOREVER ALONE ACHIEVED
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Dubs because I'm already lonely as fuck.
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>>683990489
get me dubs
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Ah, always thought I'd be forever alone, also rolling
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>>684005571
rerolling for dubs
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i just want her to love me
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>>684005796
does 96 counts as good luck ? lmao
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ro
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eh, what the hell, rawling
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I've been talking to a 9/10 ginger beauty

I need this
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>>683990489
Roll
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rolling for dubs, i would never live up to the standard
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Rolling once
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Get 69 get
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The cheeseburger had spoken.
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EZ
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Why not. Roll
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rawlrawlrawl
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>>683990489
Come at me, bitches.
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>>683990489
Give me dubs and get this over with
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Too bad I'm gay
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Pls
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>>683990489
sauce you cunts
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roooollll
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Rolllllin
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Checkum
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>>683990489
too bad im married....
>to my left hand.
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Need this bad
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EZ PZ
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>>683996097
Kek
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bring it on, I won't even beliebe it this entirety is a simulation nonetheless so why the FUCK not
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Ayyy?
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>>683990489
Lets rolllll
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>>684011928
i'd tap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA leafy
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>>684012958
rerollerino
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>>683990489
theres this 11/10 im working on, if dubs, shell say yes
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>>684013035
69 get
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>>684013086
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
shes gone
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tryin
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>>684013104
last roll
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>>683990489
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>>684013167
maybe one more
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>>683990489
Y
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>>684013229
well maybe i get some dubs
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>>684013017
wat
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>>684013284
Ggfhj
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>>683990489
roll
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>>684013338
Gtff
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>>684013382
Cmon
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>>684013370
off by one fuck fuckk fcukkk
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>>683990489
asdf
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>>684013428
Last roll
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>>684013496
Fuck you
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pls bb
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>>684013547
Why
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>>684013444
check those trips
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rollin'
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Ploz
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>>684013580
Last roll
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not gonna happen kek
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>>684013599
Haha
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Hyg
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>>684013599
kek
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Rolllss
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how do i stream tonight's nba game? i dont give a shit
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rollls
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>>683990489
fuck it not like life can get worse rollin
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>>684014833
oh fuck it can get worse I'm doomed
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rawr xd
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>>683990489
rolling for something good.
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Rollin
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Fuck it. I'm a fat shit anyways
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oh shit waddup
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>>684015468
HA!
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Peace
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pls
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>>684015468
68686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868686868
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Got 10% rekt chance thou mean
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>>683990489
Rollcore
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69 get
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>>683990489
fuck it ill roll for quads. i like being single
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96
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69 plz kthx
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I'm pretty sure I'll get dubs because I'm an unlucky piece of shit.
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rolling for autist
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>>684016922
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, FUCK MY LIFE
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>>683990489
give me dubs to ease my mind...
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So lonely
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>>684016922
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekek
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>>683990489
y not
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pls lord
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rollie ollie pollie
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she's mine, b/astards
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>>684018262
ha
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what if trips?
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