What weird or interesting deformities do you have? Super slight to extreme, share your conditions and see who's got the same ones.
It's not bad, made me insecure as a kid but I'd never get the Nuss procedure. Sounds super painful for a mostly aesthetic condition.
I want to say I'm barrel chested but it just be that I'm rediculously fat
bone outgrowth at the heels
+ lipomatosis (wich is a hereditary illness)
I got me some lumbar lordosis
Nothing too fancy but it does make my lower back hurt after standing for more than 3 hours.
Have pretty noticable kyphosis. Also have a left leg that is about 2 inches shorter than my right, so I have to get all my left shoes extended.
Was born without a soft spot and my head has a weird dip in the center. Doctor told my mother I needed surgery so she got scared and got a second opinion and the 2nd doctor told her I didn't. Can't take pic of it because I need to be bald for it to be noticeable because my hair goes straight over it, making it appear to be flat. I kinda wish I got the surgery though because I always get headaches that feel like a ton of pressure and I have been diagnosed with like 6 different rere disorders like ADHD and shit and I think maybe it could be the shape of my skull fucking with my brain.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Hetechromia iridum, dragon
Also my eye color goes from brown to green in summer, which make the dark part a lot more noticeable
Im extremely self-conscious because of it. Do you think surgery is worth it /b/ros?
It's not super bad, but still very noticeable whenever I bend over. Any tips on how to fix it/somewhat help with it?
No bs please
Was born with abnormally flexible everything. I am a 200 pound man who can do the splits, put my hands on the floor flat standing up, I can bend every limb to some degree the opposite way. Often I overstretch limbs and dislocate my phalanges, my toes mostly when I stretch in the morning. When I yawn my jaw sometimes pops out on one side and it's super painful. What's a plus though is because I'm flexible my body can take a beating. Never broken a bone, but I will have the worst arthiritis when I'm older
WELL im not sure that this is a defomity BUT my penis is straight. it doesnt curve to the left or right, or even point upwards like 99% of all the dick pics i see on 4chan,
i think my penis is abnormal, but i like it either way.
dude i have the same problem, except I'm the opposite. i have a normal sized body but with freakishly oaflike hands, pic related
Had the nuss procedure for pectus excavatum. Pre-surgery my sternum had displaced my heart and I had a small heart attack on multiple occasions due to pressure on my left ventricle. Surgery was only able to correct it to about a 'medium' degree of excavatum.
I also have pectus excavatum, and I was initially disqualified from joining the navy because of it. Got a waiver for it because I was signed up for the nuclear program, and they never seem to have enough of those
I have diplopia, what really sucks is my sights already shit, and I wasn't born cross eyed, it started developing about 3 years ago.
Any bros feel the pain?
Also I have a really big head, wouldn't call it a deformity as much as I would just a insecurity.
This. I'm pigeon chested but since I'm overweight it doesn't look that bad and the ribs on my left side veer outward. I also have shallow grooves in my knees so I'm susceptible to injury
I have one single gargantuan nose hair in my left nostril. It's extra girthy and seems to grow extra fast. Seems like I have to pluck it every month or so because it starts to become visible.
seriously though. my hands are so small that if i took a pic wanking people would think an actual toddler was doing it and then a pitchfork mob would be outside my house screaming pedo
lol here you go faggots, took the bait. what do i win?
I have the exact same problems, 260lbs and I can bend everything the wrong and right ways.....no problems with my jaw though. But I accidentally dislocate my fingers and toes all the time. I worked as a bouncer for years and I could always take a hell of a beating with little to no damage. Even got hit by a car when I was a kid....went threw the windshield and landed in the backseat.....walked away. Sore as fuck for weeks but no broken bones.
I am so flexible that my joints are practically made of silly puddy. I can do the splits with no effort and I can bend my arms in all kinds of ways. I don't even need to bother stretching.
left humerus about 4 inches shorter than my right due to a bone cyst fucking with my growth plate just had limb lengthening surgery last week
9 month process but totally worth
>I didn't even realize this wasn't normal until a couple months ago
then youre probably missing parts of your brain, you spastic
also i find it funny some cunts willingly inflict that on themselves (dick piercings)
Ive got that too so does my friend. Pic related. I also have one if those dimples above my ass that looks like a little second asshole.
some woman wore weights to increase her Kyphosis effect
I don't have any flesh where my tailbone is. I can't find anything on it at the min but I seem to remember reading it was a minor form of spina bifida I had when I was born.
My birth is quite an interesting story if anyone wants to hear it. :)
pretty visible scoliosis.
i work out much though, so you can't see it except when i bend over.
makes me insecure as shit about taking my shirt off. people don't understand because i look like i have a body worth showing off.
I had the nuss procedure. Yes, I can confirm, tis hella painful, worst I have felt in my entire life. However, was it worth it? Can't say for sure, but I ain't a lil bitch anyway. My chest is not super perfect after the surgery but it is in a better condition.
it's not like jason alexander in shallow hal is it?
I have a bit of lordosis which makes my lower back look fem and makes me look like I have a ghetto butt
I workes out a lot as a kid and started squatting when I was 15 which I blame for the exaggerated curvature
It also makes my lower stomach pop out which sucks makes it look like a pot belly but when I pull my butt and lower back in it doesnt show a pot belly
>hunchback of the thread
I would feel bad for you, but if the rest of the guys see me showing you pity I would lose cred.
You have to burn
my eyes protrude, kinda. they're not stupid or crazy looking, but i have triple eyelids rather than double and my eyes are generally large so i kinda look like an anime character, if only a little bit. my giant glasses make them look smaller but my eyelashes are always flitting against my browbone and my cheeks D:
I'll condense it down to the important stuff.
>Born 12 weeks early
>Weighed 1st 7lbs
>Born on my sisters birthday in the middle of her party
>I die during so they give my mum a c-section
>Mum dies in the process
>Mum was revived
>Have minor spina bifida/sacral dimple.
>Spend two months in an incubator without being touched
>Dad gets PTSD after thinking he has lost both of us
Dental fluorosis which is super bad (with pitting, etc) on only one tooth in the front of my mouth, I intentionally left it there to drive away people who can't deal with minor flaws. Skeletal fluorosis which is not visible.
Ironically fluoroapatite is considerably harder than hydroxyapatite, the material bone normally would be made from during childhood, it's probably I've never broken a bone or chipped a tooth.
actually scoliosis is way more common in girls.
anyway, i think about getting surgery. i don't feel pain that often but i know once i stop working out, the pain will come.
worst part is the insecurity though.
Should of saved the hassle and left you dead
i had dental fluorosis after my braces were removed.
it was on all of my incisors, at the top, right near my gums. the dentist drilled the spots out and replaced it with composite fillings that match my teeth perfectly. it may be worth looking into if you care about that stuff.
I have a hiatal hernia (part of stomach goes up to esophogus). Not much of one, but It's still a deformity. Sucks sometimes. I have to eat very plain foods or I will be raped by acid reflux. Getting off of Prilosec now, slowly
damn man, i feel you. 3/10 pain right now here.
hang in there, get surgery mate. i've read a lot about it and people are always talking about how it completely changed their life and their new life started then.
bad part is that i'm 26 and i don't have the time for surgery and rehab...
Constant dark rings. No matter what.
Big nose, kinda. Thankfully im a man so its not so bad.
Phimosis made me superbly insecure. Had it sorted out with 21 with stretching and doc
Got fucking akne with 22 and here I am.
9 months later still got akne. But the meds I got from the doc stopped it mostly. Its just that the old spots wont go away, but I dont get any new ones.
Have pectus excavatum too, besides sounding like some gay harry potter spell it's not so bad.
Used to bother me because I didn't have that perfect chest, but no one can tell with a shirt and and it just makes me look bigger now from lifting.
Tongue does this when I stick it out, totally normal shape when in my mouth though...
Pectus carniatum checking in.
Getting fit helps a little bit, but I avoided going swimming and tight shirts for quite a while. Also cant really lay down directly on my chest or that shit digs in and hurts.
Not sure if this counts but, I can't straighten my finger unless I hold the there. They either bend forward or backward. (Middle finger as example because fuck you)
Rare chest deformity that's not even named
What's even more unfortunate is I saw the tit pic first and popped a half chub before seeing your other post.
I feel you man. These are the source of my depression. And my missing testicle.
Keep praying to nothing you stupid faggot.
wew lad I guess you're right. Dubs don't lie
I suffer from hidradenitis suppurativa. It's basically a form of acne that is incurable. Started when I was about 13. Just recently hit stage 3 which is as bad as it gets.
Pic not me, but that's my future armpits
Birthmark next to my ear that is a hole. If I rub it, it gives out a discharge that smells like shit.
i have revitiligo
>i have "flinstone" feet
>i have thyroid problems and gain weight incredibly easy, it gives me saggy man tits
>i have eczema
other than that im pretty normal, the doctor says im suprisingly healthy