What weird or interesting deformities do you have? Super slight to extreme, share your conditions and see who's got the same ones.
Me:
>Pectus excavatum
It's not bad, made me insecure as a kid but I'd never get the Nuss procedure. Sounds super painful for a mostly aesthetic condition.
I want to say I'm barrel chested but it just be that I'm rediculously fat
my little toe barely has any nail.
Scoliosis here, its not major its like a tier one
bone outgrowth at the heels
+ lipomatosis (wich is a hereditary illness)
how is barrel chest a deformity?
>>683990905
Congrats, that means you're an autist.
>>683992970
its only a deformity if youre fat
>>683993597
Otherwise you are a chad
Mine is webbed toes.
>>683994447
Pics?
>>683990418
Pectus Excavatum
Scoliosis
Monster cock
Scoliosis and my backspine isnt bended forward enough , this means my shoulder blades are wat too much visible, and because of this my chest and thus lungs are too small
>>683995253
This thread is for physical deformities, make your own if you want to discuss mental issues.
>>683995253
>>683990418
Barrel chested. But just the slight hunch part.
>>683995555
Nice quads, man
>>683994600
At work right now and I don't exactly keep pics of my feet on my phone, sorry.
Naturally long tongue, I can touch half my nose with it.
>>683995703
>not having pics of your feet
You're the worst kind of normie
>>683990418
minor scoliosis
minor kyphosis
medium pectus excavatum
still pass as a normal human tho
>>683995457
kek
>>683990418
If got pectus carinatum but asymmetrical
Are we talking deformities we were born with?
>>683995845
I'm >>683995428
I'm wondering, i Have a 20 degree bend, is that still minor?
>>683995817
I know, I'm so ashamed now.
Bumps all over my body. Thought it was cancer. Realized i didnt wanna die. Went to the doc. Was only some kind of lumps of fat or something. Sometimes i wish it would of been cancer.
>>683990418
slight scoliosis
still human tho
>>683996202
Me too
>>683990418
I had the same thing but got a different procedure and all I have now is a scar and some numbness on the chest
>>683996100
can't remember my specific statistics, so can't help you there
I got me some lumbar lordosis
Nothing too fancy but it does make my lower back hurt after standing for more than 3 hours.
>>683990418
People from my region of China have a split little toe nail. I really don't know why. It's from around Yuanping.
Have pretty noticable kyphosis. Also have a left leg that is about 2 inches shorter than my right, so I have to get all my left shoes extended.
65° Penis curvature.
I'm not even joking.
>>683997236
What direction?
Pics?
>>683990418
Was born without a soft spot and my head has a weird dip in the center. Doctor told my mother I needed surgery so she got scared and got a second opinion and the 2nd doctor told her I didn't. Can't take pic of it because I need to be bald for it to be noticeable because my hair goes straight over it, making it appear to be flat. I kinda wish I got the surgery though because I always get headaches that feel like a ton of pressure and I have been diagnosed with like 6 different rere disorders like ADHD and shit and I think maybe it could be the shape of my skull fucking with my brain.
Pectus Carinatum here, much rather have it than any other deformities, mine is mild so it's pretty easy to hide, but I don't swim because of an embarrassing moment when I was younger
>>683997323
to the right
Pics are coming right up. give me a sec
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Pic related
>>683990418
Scoliosis, but nothing like OPs pic
I'd kill myself if my shit was that fucked
Pectus Excavatum
Lumbar Lordosis
Kyphosis
None are too bad, I just have a reeeaally bad posture. I'm working out to grow muscles and hide my deformities
Phallic Elephantitis
I'm pretty much a living god
Hetechromia iridum, dragon
Also my eye color goes from brown to green in summer, which make the dark part a lot more noticeable
>>683990418
Kyphosis.
Im extremely self-conscious because of it. Do you think surgery is worth it /b/ros?
It's not super bad, but still very noticeable whenever I bend over. Any tips on how to fix it/somewhat help with it?
No bs please
>>683990418
i got a bone bump behind my head
>>683990418
Was born with abnormally flexible everything. I am a 200 pound man who can do the splits, put my hands on the floor flat standing up, I can bend every limb to some degree the opposite way. Often I overstretch limbs and dislocate my phalanges, my toes mostly when I stretch in the morning. When I yawn my jaw sometimes pops out on one side and it's super painful. What's a plus though is because I'm flexible my body can take a beating. Never broken a bone, but I will have the worst arthiritis when I'm older
barrel chest and scoliosis
Me and my sister can blow air through our tier ducts and some times can blow bubble or get them to whistle
is vitiligo also a deformity
Pectus excavatum with Marfan Syndrome. AMA
I have 2 dick holes doesn't affect me no girl has noticed I didn't even realize this wasn't normal until a couple months ago
>>683999111
Do you always pee split stream?
Also nice double trips
>>683999111
Two dick holes?
Do they both serve the same function?
Or can you piss through one while cumming through the other like some sort of super villain.
>>683999111
Holy shit dude me too lol
I can fart and whistle at the same time.
>>683995541
>>683990418
Pectus carinatum
I have 2 really small hands that are way out of proportion with my normal sized body. Like freakishly small. Toddler small
>>683990418
WELL im not sure that this is a defomity BUT my penis is straight. it doesnt curve to the left or right, or even point upwards like 99% of all the dick pics i see on 4chan,
i think my penis is abnormal, but i like it either way.
>>684000312
dude i have the same problem, except I'm the opposite. i have a normal sized body but with freakishly oaflike hands, pic related
>>683990418
OP, ever experienced tachycardia?
>>684000312
Like this small?
>>684000712
A little. Not too badly though. More noticeably, I'm easily winded.
>>684000812
slightly bigger than that, but noticeable enough that people laugh at me. i wear gloves now to hide them
>>683990418
My ex had this. I watched one of his friends stick their convex chest into it. It was strange.
>>683998112
nice scurf on your eyebrow
>>683990418
im barrel chested... learned that early trying to sneak under a gate and i was the only one who wouldnt fit
Had the nuss procedure for pectus excavatum. Pre-surgery my sternum had displaced my heart and I had a small heart attack on multiple occasions due to pressure on my left ventricle. Surgery was only able to correct it to about a 'medium' degree of excavatum.
>>683998157
just stop bending over. would be much easier if you werent a faggot
I also have pectus excavatum, and I was initially disqualified from joining the navy because of it. Got a waiver for it because I was signed up for the nuclear program, and they never seem to have enough of those
>>683990418
The disgusting anomaly of normal. I don't think I can live with it.
>>684001032
People laugh at you for having small hands?
Small hands can be so useful.
Plus your dick will feel like it is huge.
Unless... How big is your dick anon?
>>683990418
I have diplopia, what really sucks is my sights already shit, and I wasn't born cross eyed, it started developing about 3 years ago.
Any bros feel the pain?
Also I have a really big head, wouldn't call it a deformity as much as I would just a insecurity.
I have that spikey dick thing, doesn't matter anyway cause I'm a virgin.
>>684001718
Spikey dick thing, is a thing?
>>683994791
This. I'm pigeon chested but since I'm overweight it doesn't look that bad and the ribs on my left side veer outward. I also have shallow grooves in my knees so I'm susceptible to injury
i'm uncut and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
basically can't pull back foreskin all the way
>>683990418
Elf ears
>>684001851
PPP
Basically he has a cat dick
>>684001654
normal size. bout 6 inch. 7 if i push the ruler into my skin lol
>>683990418
i am allergic to my own sweat
I have one single gargantuan nose hair in my left nostril. It's extra girthy and seems to grow extra fast. Seems like I have to pluck it every month or so because it starts to become visible.
>>683990418
the top of my skull is uneven
it has an area in the middle that caves in a little
anyone know what this is?
>>684002382
You where dropped a s a toddler.
>>684002209
how often do you have to shower?
>>684002100
Same, most annoying part is that its hard to bring up with doctors/gf's
>>684002608
ya my girl wants me to pull mine all the way, gotta fix it surgically
>>683990418
My knee pops every time I extend it in front of me. Causes slight pain
Had it since I was a freshman in highschool
>>684002555
twice a day and depending on what I do on that day e.g. exercising, more
>>684002201
kek, we all bury that ruler into our groin when measuring.
Very slight scoliosis,nothing to worry about for now
>>683990418
micropenis and barrel chest
>>684002382
Your parents used you head as a coaster and eventually a cup holder.
>>684002943
seriously though. my hands are so small that if i took a pic wanking people would think an actual toddler was doing it and then a pitchfork mob would be outside my house screaming pedo
>>684002382
you dad has big dick or your mum like big dildos
>>684003265
Take a pic of your hands and timestamp
>>684003265
Well now you have to pot a pic.
Don't worry anon, we wont make fun of you.
Show your arms as well to really show the size.
Any idea why your hands are so small, though?
>>684003265
post pic of hands?
>>683996723
Makes you stick out your ass though. Nice.
>>684003633
>>684003658
>>684003699
lol here you go faggots, took the bait. what do i win?
>>683990418
My dick has a slight S curve to it.
>>683990905
I have that too! Does it grow upwards?
>>684001999
Checked
Big toes bends.
>>683998791
I can do this too
>>684002848
Get it checked you idiot. You might have arthritis or some sort of injury.
>>683990418
pectus excavatum here. I've seen way more severe cases than mine and medically I'm 100% fine. Still bugs me though
>>684004256
PS: also had lordosis but working out now takes care of this
>>683997646
Greentext?
>>684003976
how lame. Post pic of your hands fag
>>684003951
That fucking thing in your house.
>>684002848
SAME, I can cause it to pop with my hand too.
i was a fatty once, so now i have loose skin at my belly
Had PE, got it corrected, was a good time.
>>684004613
trololololololoolololololololo
>>684004154
my child
>>683998358
I have the exact same problems, 260lbs and I can bend everything the wrong and right ways.....no problems with my jaw though. But I accidentally dislocate my fingers and toes all the time. I worked as a bouncer for years and I could always take a hell of a beating with little to no damage. Even got hit by a car when I was a kid....went threw the windshield and landed in the backseat.....walked away. Sore as fuck for weeks but no broken bones.
>>684005169
Are you by any chance a hobbit?
I've got EDS, my knees bend 15° backwards cause of this, I can also push my fingers down to touch my palm without any resistance
I am so flexible that my joints are practically made of silly puddy. I can do the splits with no effort and I can bend my arms in all kinds of ways. I don't even need to bother stretching.
>>684002608
>>684002786
google phimocure before you get cut up.
i have a hip structure (deep hip sockets) such that a full side or front split is impossible to my skeleton
horrid feels, i wanted to get there
Are your parents brother and sister?
ugly as fuck
>>683990418
Are you really tall? Do you have vision problems?
>>684005720
>be me
>be 6'1
>weigh 190 pounds
>still wear size 9 shoes
feels bad man
>>683990418
I've never got all my adult teeth, still got many milkteeth.
But, I've got two little fleshballs at my left ear. Nobody notices, but still.
>>684006445
literally the nigger/autistic person mouth
>>683990418
I have pectus carinatum. Noticable and asymmetrical. Although I still get some girls. Fun fact, this disorder is called pidgeon chest
left humerus about 4 inches shorter than my right due to a bone cyst fucking with my growth plate just had limb lengthening surgery last week
9 month process but totally worth
feelsgoodman
>>683990418
bump
Ptosis (one eye smaller than other)
Also, jaw-wink syndrome (chewing causes my eye to open/close)
gyno
>>683999111
>I didn't even realize this wasn't normal until a couple months ago
then youre probably missing parts of your brain, you spastic
also i find it funny some cunts willingly inflict that on themselves (dick piercings)
>>684002382
I have a pointy spike at the back/base of my skull
>>683998975
Idk but i have a minor case of it. Cant even see it in most places cause im pretty pale.
>>683999111
Ive got that too so does my friend. Pic related. I also have one if those dimples above my ass that looks like a little second asshole.
some woman wore weights to increase her Kyphosis effect
>>684000627
Mine is straight too. Makes it look pretty long but also kinda thin. Its aight.
>>684000312
Would be really weirder if you had 3 small hands
>>683990418
Am I deformed?
>>683990418
Lordosis
>>683990418
I have a huge tally whacker
hardcore underbite...
it comes in handy when eating fruits.....
>>683996100
Yes, under 30 is minor. Are you under 18?
>inb4 underage b&
If so you should get it sorted. 74 degree curve here getting my op on Wednesday
>>683990905
I also have this.
I don't have any flesh where my tailbone is. I can't find anything on it at the min but I seem to remember reading it was a minor form of spina bifida I had when I was born.
My birth is quite an interesting story if anyone wants to hear it. :)
>>683990418
I got pectus excavatum also.
Whatever man, just makes me look even more freakishly thin.
>>683990418
i have a little freckle right above my left nipple.
>>684010383
No, I have abs like that too.
It's not so much of a deformity, they're just asymetrical due to the space inbetween
>>683999111
>>684009777
double dickhole trips
>>684011422
Sure, shoot
>>683990418
pretty visible scoliosis.
i work out much though, so you can't see it except when i bend over.
makes me insecure as shit about taking my shirt off. people don't understand because i look like i have a body worth showing off.
>>683990418
I had the nuss procedure. Yes, I can confirm, tis hella painful, worst I have felt in my entire life. However, was it worth it? Can't say for sure, but I ain't a lil bitch anyway. My chest is not super perfect after the surgery but it is in a better condition.
>>684011422
it's not like jason alexander in shallow hal is it?
I have a bit of lordosis which makes my lower back look fem and makes me look like I have a ghetto butt
I workes out a lot as a kid and started squatting when I was 15 which I blame for the exaggerated curvature
It also makes my lower stomach pop out which sucks makes it look like a pot belly but when I pull my butt and lower back in it doesnt show a pot belly
>>684002382
>hunchback of the thread
I would feel bad for you, but if the rest of the guys see me showing you pity I would lose cred.
You have to burn
scoliosis and kyphosis. I didn't relize it was this common.
>>684012182
Especially in men
>>683990418
kyphosis, it used to be pretty bad, but doing a bunch of push ups helped it
my eyes protrude, kinda. they're not stupid or crazy looking, but i have triple eyelids rather than double and my eyes are generally large so i kinda look like an anime character, if only a little bit. my giant glasses make them look smaller but my eyelashes are always flitting against my browbone and my cheeks D:
Mild/moderate pectus carinatum
>>684011656
I'll condense it down to the important stuff.
>Born 12 weeks early
>Weighed 1st 7lbs
>Born on my sisters birthday in the middle of her party
>I die during so they give my mum a c-section
>Mum dies in the process
>Mum was revived
>I'm revived
>Have minor spina bifida/sacral dimple.
>Spend two months in an incubator without being touched
>Dad gets PTSD after thinking he has lost both of us
>The end
Dental fluorosis which is super bad (with pitting, etc) on only one tooth in the front of my mouth, I intentionally left it there to drive away people who can't deal with minor flaws. Skeletal fluorosis which is not visible.
Ironically fluoroapatite is considerably harder than hydroxyapatite, the material bone normally would be made from during childhood, it's probably I've never broken a bone or chipped a tooth.
>>684012656
>I also had jaundice whilst in the incubator
>>684012656
Shit, man
What an entrance
>>684012656
YO prreme braotha
was 3 months early
FUCKING LEAFY IS GAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLPAFOsecA
>>684012182
>>684012332
actually scoliosis is way more common in girls.
anyway, i think about getting surgery. i don't feel pain that often but i know once i stop working out, the pain will come.
worst part is the insecurity though.
>>684012656
Should of saved the hassle and left you dead
>>683990418
I had birth asphyxia, my fine motor control and muscle tone is affected in my right arm and hand. It's pretty shitty for handshakes and what not
>>684012928
tru
>>684012923
I have constant pain. Got it right now and it's 1 am, constantly a 7/10 ache for about 20 hours a day
>>684004135
I have that!
>>684012709
i had dental fluorosis after my braces were removed.
it was on all of my incisors, at the top, right near my gums. the dentist drilled the spots out and replaced it with composite fillings that match my teeth perfectly. it may be worth looking into if you care about that stuff.
>>683990418
I have a hiatal hernia (part of stomach goes up to esophogus). Not much of one, but It's still a deformity. Sucks sometimes. I have to eat very plain foods or I will be raped by acid reflux. Getting off of Prilosec now, slowly
>>684005817
thanks anon, i'll check it out
>>684012874
Sweet man :)
Out of curiosity as i've never spoken to anyone that was born as premmy as me, what did you weigh?
am slightly bowlegged because i was never taught to walk properly
>>684013175
damn man, i feel you. 3/10 pain right now here.
hang in there, get surgery mate. i've read a lot about it and people are always talking about how it completely changed their life and their new life started then.
bad part is that i'm 26 and i don't have the time for surgery and rehab...
>>684013394
fuck dude i was super tiny, i think 4 point something pounds. I could fit in my pop's hand
Long fingers but not Salad Fingers long. And my toes are curved, sorta like hammer toes. I don't have Marfan's, I asked a doctor about this.
>>684013592
Yeah man. Same here man. :D
Constant dark rings. No matter what.
Big nose, kinda. Thankfully im a man so its not so bad.
Phimosis made me superbly insecure. Had it sorted out with 21 with stretching and doc
Got fucking akne with 22 and here I am.
9 months later still got akne. But the meds I got from the doc stopped it mostly. Its just that the old spots wont go away, but I dont get any new ones.
Dupuytren's contracture and I'm only 26. I may have to get surgery or eventually get several of my fingers amputated since it's rare for it to show this early.
>>684013394
instead of being a premmy i was a month and a half late. they cut me out m8
>>683990418
Have pectus excavatum too, besides sounding like some gay harry potter spell it's not so bad.
Used to bother me because I didn't have that perfect chest, but no one can tell with a shirt and and it just makes me look bigger now from lifting.
>>684009885
she kinda looks like africa from the side
I have some weird ass skin thing on my dick.
Tongue does this when I stick it out, totally normal shape when in my mouth though...
>>683990418
>>683990905
>>683992774
I have all these. Also osgood-schlatters. The feet and knees are sporting related
Pectus carniatum checking in.
Getting fit helps a little bit, but I avoided going swimming and tight shirts for quite a while. Also cant really lay down directly on my chest or that shit digs in and hurts.
>>684011512
i have a freckle on the head of my dick.
>>684002121
*normal ears
>>684000312
Me too... It was useful while cybersexing. My average sized penis looked HUUUGEE.
>>684008480
tits or gtfo
Not sure if this counts but, I can't straighten my finger unless I hold the there. They either bend forward or backward. (Middle finger as example because fuck you)
Two of my toes are stuck together
Flexible fingers
>>684016157
hitchhiker's thumb
>>684016157
Me too?
>>684016103
I'm from Louisiana too
>>684016103
My girlfriend has a milder version, can't really tell. She didn't notice until I pointed it out. Same two toes, too.
>>684016963
dump her
my feet are hairy
>>684013827
We are forever connected anon
Is it normal that my thumbs require clicking and cracking every few minutes? They get locked up otherwise.
Rare chest deformity that's not even named
>>684017122
Nah, it's cute
>>684016157
Also goes back to arm
>>684015818
wew
>>684011620
I also have psoriasis, as you probably could tell from here.
>>684010383
>>684017521
>>684016884
Kek
>>684004154
My gf has that
>>684000312
Can you at least eat a whopper?
>>684017543
Do you have thyroid problems?
It could be cancer
>>6840175
epic man-boobs
>>684018004
Nah Risperdal fucked me up
>>684017543
That's unfortunate.
What's even more unfortunate is I saw the tit pic first and popped a half chub before seeing your other post.
>>683990418
Secular Heterochromia
>>683990418
Jaw prognathism/underbite/Habsburg lips
>>684018158
Oh ok
>>683990418
I have a crack in my ass
>>683990418
Mandibular Torus and borderline macroglossus. Makes my speech fucked up when I'm drunk. Otherwise a nonissue
>>684016963
kill her then post pics of her dead naked body. so sad
>>684017543
dude you have cancer. If your disgusting fat stomach were causing the bunching and swelling then you'd just be a fat fuck but you might be a fat fuck who has cancer.
The pinky toe on my right foot doesn't have a formed nail. It's just a small piece that goes in vertically
![20160513_034511[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MG7nYli.jpg "20160513_034511[1].jpg")
>>683992774
I feel you man. These are the source of my depression. And my missing testicle.
>>684019382
Good. I pray for death
>>684019706
Keep praying to nothing you stupid faggot.
>>684014664
or a really fucked up pork chop
>>684019988
wew lad I guess you're right. Dubs don't lie
I suffer from hidradenitis suppurativa. It's basically a form of acne that is incurable. Started when I was about 13. Just recently hit stage 3 which is as bad as it gets.
Pic not me, but that's my future armpits
Birthmark next to my ear that is a hole. If I rub it, it gives out a discharge that smells like shit.
>>684014756
thats caused by a tongue tie (the web under your tongue is short.) can be lengthened/cut by doctor.
>>684019503
That looks pretty funny, what shoes do you have to wear?
>>684019503
>Missing testicle
Think I found that shit....
>>684020581
I have to change shoes every 2-3 months. They have to have padded heels and no hard heel caps. Preferably sports shoes.
>>684020219
>>684009885
Fuck, these look painful
>>684019503
Zozzle, cowboy boots / 10
>>684020847
I keked a bit. Thanks man
I've got perturding pigeon chest, it's fucking weird. Getting surgery soon.
>>684020938
Fucking agony.
>>684017785
Kek. That commercial though
>>684020989
kek italy shaped boots
>>684020847
Literally laughed out loud, thank you anon
>>684020989
kek
>>684020847
Kek
>>684002382
Stop putting your headset in the same spot on top of your head , put it more on the back of your head
Yeah i know it sounds retarded
>>683997084
just stand up straight you fucking autist.
>>683990418
I have pectus carinatum and was wearing a brace. I stopped wearing the brace because it was super uncomfortable. I might get surgery in the furture
>>683996723
you got that booty
>>684019503
>>684021961
I fucking said italy shaped boots
>>684000906
does your dick feel huge? do people call you mittens? what do pencils feel?
>>683990418
i have revitiligo
>>684019503
Has anyone ever humiliated you over this?
>>684001659
first on the right is what bowie had, rest his soul
>>684022087
I think you have the wrong dude
>>684002121
thats fucking bad ass
>>684012023
Shut up devon
Im 6'4'' and only 140 lbs. My cock is tiny and I'm an ugly motherfucker.
>>684001429
Do you expect me to pick up things with my feet all the time?
>>684022250
Oh yeah. And I proceeded to kick them in the knee and pull out my socks and make him lick those things. But I am still embarrassed in front of chicks
i have brain cancer and ill live for another 40-50 years before it kills me
>>684002943
Lol I don't. Yay! Now I'm normal. I thought I had a short dick, but it's about 5.5" now.
Ty anon!
>>684016157
Lol me too
>>684022869
That's not a deformity, faggot.
>>683999999
>>684009777
Dude I got the double dickhole and pilonial dimple or whatever too. Always thought I was the only one
iv got slightly joined up toes and my pinky fingers won't stretch out all the way also im fucking mental
>>683996847
inbreeding
>>684005395
You are the next step in human evolution.
Nub thumb
>>684022857
hot
>>684023209
Double dickhole here too
>>684023558
The godsdamned Wolverine
>>684022223
Shut up ruckus
>>684017543
Go an hero Asa
>>683990418
>i have "flinstone" feet
>i have thyroid problems and gain weight incredibly easy, it gives me saggy man tits
>i have eczema
other than that im pretty normal, the doctor says im suprisingly healthy
>>684011119
Do you have any pics?
mine is 40 and im curious to see the comparison
>>684022857
What did they say to humiliate you
>>684023842
I felt bad later. I've lost a lot of friends cause of these and my temper.
Post a picture of your chest. I'm starting to think mine is definitely deformed
i got that barrel chest, never knew there is a specific name for that condition
my chest and my shoulders look ''stronger'' than my arms, i'd have to work out a lot to look balanced
>>684024123
They called me goat-feet.
I am part of the 2% immune to salmonella and whenever I get too hot or i go from a warm area to cold, i break out into hives
>>684020355
Gross
>>684012402
seriously?
Push ups...i should try that.
Did you have a certain amount to do daily or some sort of schedule?
Birthmark and moles on my body. Other than that im fantastic.
>>684002121
can you cast spells and shit
>>684023072
Doesn't it hurt ?
Aren't you afraid of breaking it ?
![th[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eg61cuI.jpg "th[1].jpg")
