Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>have fun
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Question Of Thy Thread:
Should I bother writing a QOTT?
Dio-sama...
>>683985477
>QOTT
Sure.
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
>>683985477
Yep.
You owe me 1 QOTT
>>683985477
>QOTT
Maybe
Megumin claimed~
Tenryuu
Red claimed
>>683985477
best girl reclaimed again!
i personally like QOTT but they are better if they are waifu related like
QOTT: what is your favorite aspect about your waifu?
Rikka claimed!
I promise I will be healthy, Emi.
>please don't be disappointed
>>683985477
>Should I bother writing a QOTT?- 8 posts and 8 image replies shown.
Yes, look at the movie discussion we got out of it.
what's up with everybody stealing my waifu.
Emi is fucking MINE
Give me more things to listen to before passing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHFGL1NOfA
>>683985924
Is everything a acceptable answer?
Miho claimed
>>683985961
Impostor or the real one?
Kud claimed
Feel like I have to turn my brain back on after that 3 hour lecture
Shiro is here.
>>683985706
I like the gif.
>>683986091
if you wanna be vague and pleb tier sure
>>683985477
>>683985924
How could I choose one thing?
Akiko claimed
>>683986300
thinking about it? writing a list of pros and cons? idk >.<
>>683985924
The SCIENCE!
>>683986078
The slowly fading heartbeat of a loved one
>>683985924
Sensitive.
>>683986143
Megumin how could you think I am not the real me? Of course its the real me silly
>>683985924
most people are nice to newfriends, and nice in general unlike rest of /b/
>Shiro
>>683986078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNyFQ0tQEHQ
Music?
>>683985924
>what is your favorite aspect about your waifu?
That was asked a couple hours ago if I'm not mistaken.
>>683986048
Sure thing, buddy.
>>683985986
You promise you will?
>>683985924
Everything is perfect.
>>683986521
>rattle
>>683986547
>That was asked a couple hours ago if I'm not mistaken.
That was favorite personality trait
>>683986078
Sure.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMx5TgAYLJjpt_6DuUcP54lrT5vLtwp3H
>>683986547
Yes.
>>683986547
ah shit sorry i was napping
>>683986504
what?
>>683986463
sounds legit. do neckbolts get you hard?
>>683986444
The only possible cons for Dio is that he had to steal Jonathan Joestar's filthy unholy body to replace his old beautiful vessel.
>>683986501
The real Rikka~ We had a impostor a few hours ago that's why. How are you today?~
>>683986699
>Check
>Rattle rattle
What's up Sachi?
>>683986668
isnt she from a miniseries?
>>683986796
oh god lol
>>683986501
OEWW!!
Ema Yasuhara-san is claimed <3
>>683986668
You're in a upbeat mood today, something good happen?
>>683986739
people are nice to others. newfriends = new people to thread.
For D.Va: http://imgur.com/a/xfDTW
>>683986985
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you. What instruments do you play?
>>683986796
Wew
These pizza slices are so big
>Tsuyu
>>683986985
Yeah.
>sadly
>>683987080
Nope.
>>683986177
>checked
Finally someone noticed me
>>683986377
Nice dubs but too late friend >>683985706
>>683986739
Nah, but pushing the boundaries of science and spitting in the face of God does
>>683986849
>Rattle
>>683986521
Actually pretty good
https://patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/probably-nothing-possibly-everything
>>683986823
What?? An impostor? What did they say and do? Did they make me look weird??
I am doing just fine today, we got a couple new arcade games at work and we had to put them together and plug em in and stuff, good day for learning new things! How are you today megumin??
>>683986985
OEWW!
Last claim, sleep well everyone.
>>683987317
Goodnight.
>Kyouko
>>683987317
http://imgur.com/a/xfDTW
before ya leave
good night friend-o
>Shiro
>>683986706
Thanks, Shiki, my bad
>Saw that music video
Ouch, my heart
>>683986713
I believe you. I want you to live, Tats. I really do.
Tell me when you exercise.
>>683987173
>These pizza slices are so big
There is no such thing
>>683987317
Night D.Va, good luck with your test
>>683987127
my primary is voice but i can play piano guitar bass drums a and a bunch of brass and percussion instruments as well
>>683987189
is that the one about bread?
>>683987200
>spitting in the face of God
sounds 2edgey4me
INOUE SAMA HAS BEEN CLAIMED FUCK THE REST OF YOU BASIC WAIFUS
>>683986444
>checked
Heyow nice trips
>>683986823
>>683987202
He's right here >>683986377
How does one choose a waifu? What do you base this on? Is it just whichever one looks the cutest or fills a specific fetish? I don't understand how you single out one to claim.
>>683987202
He wanted to have a VR set so that he could make "sweet, savage love" to Rikka
That's good to hear~ Learning is essential for the soul!!
I'm having a firefighting practice in an hour... I should be back in 3-5 hours
>last fubuki claim before going to sleep, sweet dreams and good night everyone
>>683985477
Why not?
>>683987624
It's like finding music you like or an artist or picture you like to me
You just know it when you see it, and you could explain it if someone asks
But that's not what taste is about, is it?
>>683987624
personality, looks are also somewhat important
>>683987624
It's not a choice man. It just happens
One day you come across her. For some reason you just really really like her above all the rest and you'll know. At least that's how it went for me, can't speak for everyone here
>>683987892
Goodnight Buki!
>Kyouko
>>683987892
Have a good night~
>>683987619
I also had someone who kept posting lewds of Megumin
>>683987892
Night Fubuki!
>Just wondering if people really wanted it
>Emi
>>683987317
Good night
>>683987534
Someone has got to create godless abominations when an excitement goes horribly right
>>683987624
I chose based almost entirely based on personality, may have preferred if she was a qt boy
>>683987938
>noticed
Hey (You)
>>683988207
Yea but that's a different guy I think. He did hook me up with some adorable Akiko lewds, so he was cool
>>683987624
i use beauty, and INOUE SAMA IS MY ONE AND ONLY
LOOK AT HER MARVELOUS LOOKS AND FLAIR
>>683986849
not much, just rattling like always
>rattle
>>683987624
you don't pick a waifu, a waifu picks you :^)
>>683987624
Personality.
>>683987436
Yep, have been for the last 2 weeks. I mean 15-20 pounds are not a lot.
It's really the smoking thing that's bugging me.
>>683987534
Cool, I'm primarily a drummer, but I play guitar, bass, saxo and piano as well as some other miscellaneous things like percussion and a couple of Greek instruments that I usually don't mention.
Considering buying my own kit, but I've been busy, and I bet after all this time I wouldn't be able to play some simple triplets.
>>683987624
You must find the waifu that screams the most "Dio Brando" to you
"Perfection" is a word that can work too.
>>683985477
>>683987652
Sweet savage love to my waifu? God damn him.
Aw okay I am gonna miss you megumin!
>>683988582
Yo
>>683988207
i don't know why, but i don't think i could masturbate to a shiro lewd/hentai pic.
>shiro
>>683987892
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>683987938
Hello there.
>>683988582
>>683988747
Doot
>>683988673
Which tomo?
>>683988824
Hello handsome
>>683988747
>Rattle
>>683988340
Mine were 2lewds and 3lewds. The kind I don't like
>>683988680
I know right!?
Gonna miss you too~
>>683988751
Me neither, our waifus are too pure for that!
>>683987624
About the same way someone falls in love with a real person, except it's more likely to happen to shut ins that watch anime all day as they become increasingly disassociated from other people and reality
>>683988451
NOONE NOTICE MY WAIFU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>683987624
Because she'd kill anybody who she doesn't want me to talk to.
>>683987624
The waifu chooses you
>>683988451
>>683989125
Very well then, I, the great Dio anon will give you one reply to convince me that your waifu is "great"
>>683989125
Noticed babby's first waifu.
>>683988515
Go step by step, drop one bad habit at a time or pick the good ones one by one.
Set yourself small goals. One cigarette less a day the first week, for example. The next one, another one less. Don't rush things, and you'll be fine sooner than you expect.
>>683989125
Try talking to people.
>>683989155
Hi there Neo
>>683988824
You ever get freaky with that hand?
>>683988477
>checked
>you don't pick a waifu, a waifu picks you
Sachii gets it
>>683989100
Yeah no mine weren't 2lewds. i'll probably never post them anyway. I don't like posting lewds of my waifu
>>683989352
Mah nigguh
>>683989720
wew lad calm the fuck down
>>683989030
Heyo, Bones. How goes it?
>>683989720
It is my dominant hand.
>>683989100
So what do you do at practice? Just wondering? Its interesting to me!
Kurumi is claim
>It's too damn hot
>>683989842
This will never fail to make me chuckle
>Akiko
>>683989720
Waifus are for cute, not lewd
>And that I am the one to get lewd with that hand
>>683989869
Not much. Watching YouTube, what about you?
>>683990017
Why claim that psychopath? Are you a retard?
>>683989842
This everyone...is why we don't ERP.
Time for sleep, good night everyone.
>>683988477
>More gets?
>Rattle rattle
Well sounds nice.
>>683987200
>Rattle
>>683989560
>
>>683990316
Good night Shiki, see you tomorrow
>>683989560
I will try, but 15 years are a lot.
>>683990316
Night Shiki.
>>683990316
Goodnight Shiki, see you later.
>>683989810
I only have two 1lewds of mine
>>683989995
Depends.. It could be some scenarios we go through with a buddy, physical training, one giant scenario for the whole fire dept... I don't know what's planned today~
>>683990305
>B-but anon-sama
Cory is the best waifu
>>683990017
Still cold here is Wisconsin. The high for this weekend is 50
>>683990317
Robots are fun
Oh shit hand, dis your heart finally give up?
>>683991093
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>683991061
I find Kud dangerously adorable.
>>683991140
Yeah, especially death robots.
>>683990317
all the gets
>rattle
hows the death robot looking?
>>683991093
your waifu is trash
>>683991271
Ya got a fukin' problem m8
I'm going now as well.
https://youtu.be/gyuT68DKcvM
>>683990499
>saved
How are you today?
>>683990520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No
You'll do it only if you think you can.
And I think you can stop smoking.
Oh, and I finally get to use this
>
>>683991346
U wot m8
>>683991425
See you in 30 min
>>683991423
UHHHHHHHHH I HAVE A KIDNEY STONE COMING OUT OF MY PENUSSSSSSSSS
>>683991425
See you in 5
>Kyouko
>>683991346
Stopped working on it after i messed with the hand.
Was getting a little consumed. Lol
>>683991425
Later Tats.
>>683991621
Sounds like a good time
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
fucking retards.
>>683991544
Amateur
>>683990809
Ohhh sounds challenging! I hope you do well today, i am giving you power with my magic again!
>>683990188
Watching some practical effect stuff right now. Bored.
>>683991425
See you in 20 minutes, Tats. Stay safe.
>>683991621
God's punishment for shitposting
>Emi
>>683990263
>stop liking things I don't
>>683991140
I'd love to have that kind of weather
or at least rain, that'd be nice too
>>683991439
Okay, okay you have my word.
>>683991594
Whatever you say A no e-moose.
>>683991736
Bitch I got the deluxe body pillow
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GOGO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YOYO
>>683991342
W-Wafu~
But seriously that's what made me play her route second in the VN. Too cute not to see where it went.
>>683991912
I stand defeated.
>>683991870
I expected a better answe than that about your waifu, althought I am not the one who asked.
>>683991439
Curled up in a ball in bed, tears streaming down my cheeks as I contemplate my miserable existence. Clinging to my pillow, wish it was Neo's body, praying to Lord Christ above to wake up tomorrow with her warm body in my arms and head nestled into my chest. Too scared to sleep because tomorrow will come and tomorrow means another day without Neo, don't want to stay awake because I'll be awake without Neo. Contemplating why I even bother until I remember that I haven't heard her voice, so that is reason enough to continue. But the pain of being alone in this oversized bed without her to share it with pains me so.
>>683991929
wew
>>683991681
oh lol
maid party?
>>683991544
you heard me
>>683991908
Ill be waiting Tat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EWWgc-NrI
>>683992106
Datz right
>>683992149
Jesus this got real.
>>683991929
how goes it tsuyu?
>shiro
>>683991756
Thank you~ I gladly accept your magic!
>>683992149
I know that feeling.
>Red.
>>683992212
Bitch plz Cory in the house is the best anime its animation is life like
>>683987604
every fag who profane other waifus iz shit
>>683992212
Sure, we can maid party.
Well I just put some meatball peppers with cheese in the oven and the crippling loneliness suddenly hit me really hard. I'll be off for a good 20 minutes
>>683992149
Do you think that Neo would like to see you like that? Because I bet she'd kick the living crap out of you for it.
Stand strong and never lose hope, you owe it to Neo.
One day you'll see her, you'll be with her and you'll know it was worth the wait. But you must endure the pain. It's the price we all have to pay.
>>683992212
>>683992729
Did someone say maid party?
>>683992149
I've been there before but shit it definitely sucks
Rory claimed
Yes. Yes you should.
>>683992747
Have a good one.
>>683992975
filthy loli
>>683991342
Can they be cybernetically enhanced insects?
>>683991759
Oh, cool. It's a shame most movies are using cgi
>>683992927
Hey Rory
claimed kagami, hey everyone
>>683992106
I'm not going to write a paragraph defending my waifu
after all I don't even have a neckbeard
though with half the people here I could see why you'd expect it
>>683992927
no, I really shouldn't
and neither should you
>>683993293
!!!
>>683993293
oh god, it's this guy
>>683993293
Heyo Kagami, how are you?
>>683993348
No need for a paragraph, just a smug quote.
>>683992506
no its one of the worse anime's
>>683992729
>>683992920
yay
>>683993293
Kagami~ How are you?
>>683992341
Thank you, use it wisely!
>>683993293
Hello adventure Kagami, find your treasure?
>>683992729
>>683992920
>>683992975
please seek help
>>683985477
Claimed.
>>683993249
I can't draw an insect though. I'm not a very good artist.
>>683992920
>>683993474
Viva la Maid revolution!
>>683993618
Your waifu is a giant laser shooting eye ball.
You first. <3
>>683993566
I will, you gave it to me after all~
>>683993618
I see nothing wrong with dumping specific fanart of your waifu. Are you jealous because there is no Maid Vel'Koz pics out there?
>>683993618
Don't you dare be talking shit about Shizuru.
>>683993249
I don't mind CGI, it's vital part of how movies are made today.
But in some cases people think it's a proper replacement for practical effects when it's not. Really just need to learn a proper mix of the two. Fury Road is a pretty good example of that mix.
Claimed.
>>683993797
He's referring to loli.
>Shizu
>>683993815
What's wrong with reminding a disgusting loli of it's filth?
>Dio
>>683993973
Oh.
>>683994007
>>683994007
>>683994007
Last one I'll bake today
>>683993973
>>683994050
I don't know, Kud has a loli bodytype but she's pretty mature by the end of everything.
