Waifuism thread, The Restoration
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Question Of Thy Thread:
Should I bother writing a QOTT?
You owe me 1 QOTT
best girl reclaimed again!
i personally like QOTT but they are better if they are waifu related like
QOTT: what is your favorite aspect about your waifu?
I promise I will be healthy, Emi.
>please don't be disappointed
>Should I bother writing a QOTT?- 8 posts and 8 image replies shown.
Yes, look at the movie discussion we got out of it.
Give me more things to listen to before passing out.
Feel like I have to turn my brain back on after that 3 hour lecture
Shiro is here.
I like the gif.
thinking about it? writing a list of pros and cons? idk >.<
The slowly fading heartbeat of a loved one
Megumin how could you think I am not the real me? Of course its the real me silly
>what is your favorite aspect about your waifu?
That was asked a couple hours ago if I'm not mistaken.
Sure thing, buddy.
You promise you will?
>That was asked a couple hours ago if I'm not mistaken.
That was favorite personality trait
ah shit sorry i was napping
sounds legit. do neckbolts get you hard?
The only possible cons for Dio is that he had to steal Jonathan Joestar's filthy unholy body to replace his old beautiful vessel.
The real Rikka~ We had a impostor a few hours ago that's why. How are you today?~
isnt she from a miniseries?
oh god lol
Ema Yasuhara-san is claimed <3
You're in a upbeat mood today, something good happen?
people are nice to others. newfriends = new people to thread.
For D.Va: http://imgur.com/a/xfDTW
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you. What instruments do you play?
Finally someone noticed me
Nice dubs but too late friend >>683985706
Nah, but pushing the boundaries of science and spitting in the face of God does
Actually pretty good
What?? An impostor? What did they say and do? Did they make me look weird??
I am doing just fine today, we got a couple new arcade games at work and we had to put them together and plug em in and stuff, good day for learning new things! How are you today megumin??
Last claim, sleep well everyone.
Thanks, Shiki, my bad
>Saw that music video
Ouch, my heart
I believe you. I want you to live, Tats. I really do.
Tell me when you exercise.
>These pizza slices are so big
There is no such thing
Night D.Va, good luck with your test
my primary is voice but i can play piano guitar bass drums a and a bunch of brass and percussion instruments as well
is that the one about bread?
>spitting in the face of God
INOUE SAMA HAS BEEN CLAIMED FUCK THE REST OF YOU BASIC WAIFUS
Heyow nice trips
He's right here >>683986377
He wanted to have a VR set so that he could make "sweet, savage love" to Rikka
That's good to hear~ Learning is essential for the soul!!
I'm having a firefighting practice in an hour... I should be back in 3-5 hours
>last fubuki claim before going to sleep, sweet dreams and good night everyone
It's like finding music you like or an artist or picture you like to me
You just know it when you see it, and you could explain it if someone asks
But that's not what taste is about, is it?
It's not a choice man. It just happens
One day you come across her. For some reason you just really really like her above all the rest and you'll know. At least that's how it went for me, can't speak for everyone here
Have a good night~
I also had someone who kept posting lewds of Megumin
Someone has got to create godless abominations when an excitement goes horribly right
I chose based almost entirely based on personality, may have preferred if she was a qt boy
Yea but that's a different guy I think. He did hook me up with some adorable Akiko lewds, so he was cool
i use beauty, and INOUE SAMA IS MY ONE AND ONLY
LOOK AT HER MARVELOUS LOOKS AND FLAIR
not much, just rattling like always
you don't pick a waifu, a waifu picks you :^)
Yep, have been for the last 2 weeks. I mean 15-20 pounds are not a lot.
It's really the smoking thing that's bugging me.
Cool, I'm primarily a drummer, but I play guitar, bass, saxo and piano as well as some other miscellaneous things like percussion and a couple of Greek instruments that I usually don't mention.
Considering buying my own kit, but I've been busy, and I bet after all this time I wouldn't be able to play some simple triplets.
You must find the waifu that screams the most "Dio Brando" to you
"Perfection" is a word that can work too.
Sweet savage love to my waifu? God damn him.
Aw okay I am gonna miss you megumin!
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Mine were 2lewds and 3lewds. The kind I don't like
I know right!?
Gonna miss you too~
Me neither, our waifus are too pure for that!
About the same way someone falls in love with a real person, except it's more likely to happen to shut ins that watch anime all day as they become increasingly disassociated from other people and reality
Because she'd kill anybody who she doesn't want me to talk to.
The waifu chooses you
Very well then, I, the great Dio anon will give you one reply to convince me that your waifu is "great"
Go step by step, drop one bad habit at a time or pick the good ones one by one.
Set yourself small goals. One cigarette less a day the first week, for example. The next one, another one less. Don't rush things, and you'll be fine sooner than you expect.
Try talking to people.
Hi there Neo
>you don't pick a waifu, a waifu picks you
Sachii gets it
Yeah no mine weren't 2lewds. i'll probably never post them anyway. I don't like posting lewds of my waifu
Heyo, Bones. How goes it?
It is my dominant hand.
So what do you do at practice? Just wondering? Its interesting to me!
Waifus are for cute, not lewd
>And that I am the one to get lewd with that hand
Not much. Watching YouTube, what about you?
Well sounds nice.
I will try, but 15 years are a lot.
I only have two 1lewds of mine
Depends.. It could be some scenarios we go through with a buddy, physical training, one giant scenario for the whole fire dept... I don't know what's planned today~
Still cold here is Wisconsin. The high for this weekend is 50
Robots are fun
Oh shit hand, dis your heart finally give up?
I find Kud dangerously adorable.
Yeah, especially death robots.
all the gets
hows the death robot looking?
your waifu is trash
I'm going now as well.
How are you today?
You'll do it only if you think you can.
And I think you can stop smoking.
Oh, and I finally get to use this
Stopped working on it after i messed with the hand.
Was getting a little consumed. Lol
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
Ohhh sounds challenging! I hope you do well today, i am giving you power with my magic again!
Watching some practical effect stuff right now. Bored.
See you in 20 minutes, Tats. Stay safe.
>stop liking things I don't
I'd love to have that kind of weather
or at least rain, that'd be nice too
Bitch I got the deluxe body pillow
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GOGO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YOYO
But seriously that's what made me play her route second in the VN. Too cute not to see where it went.
I stand defeated.
I expected a better answe than that about your waifu, althought I am not the one who asked.
Curled up in a ball in bed, tears streaming down my cheeks as I contemplate my miserable existence. Clinging to my pillow, wish it was Neo's body, praying to Lord Christ above to wake up tomorrow with her warm body in my arms and head nestled into my chest. Too scared to sleep because tomorrow will come and tomorrow means another day without Neo, don't want to stay awake because I'll be awake without Neo. Contemplating why I even bother until I remember that I haven't heard her voice, so that is reason enough to continue. But the pain of being alone in this oversized bed without her to share it with pains me so.
you heard me
Bitch plz Cory in the house is the best anime its animation is life like
Sure, we can maid party.
Well I just put some meatball peppers with cheese in the oven and the crippling loneliness suddenly hit me really hard. I'll be off for a good 20 minutes
Do you think that Neo would like to see you like that? Because I bet she'd kick the living crap out of you for it.
Stand strong and never lose hope, you owe it to Neo.
One day you'll see her, you'll be with her and you'll know it was worth the wait. But you must endure the pain. It's the price we all have to pay.
Did someone say maid party?
I've been there before but shit it definitely sucks
Can they be cybernetically enhanced insects?
Oh, cool. It's a shame most movies are using cgi
I'm not going to write a paragraph defending my waifu
after all I don't even have a neckbeard
though with half the people here I could see why you'd expect it
no, I really shouldn't
and neither should you
oh god, it's this guy
no its one of the worse anime's
Thank you, use it wisely!
Hello adventure Kagami, find your treasure?
please seek help
I can't draw an insect though. I'm not a very good artist.
Viva la Maid revolution!
Your waifu is a giant laser shooting eye ball.
You first. <3
I see nothing wrong with dumping specific fanart of your waifu. Are you jealous because there is no Maid Vel'Koz pics out there?
Don't you dare be talking shit about Shizuru.
I don't mind CGI, it's vital part of how movies are made today.
But in some cases people think it's a proper replacement for practical effects when it's not. Really just need to learn a proper mix of the two. Fury Road is a pretty good example of that mix.