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dubs decide what i say to this dumb bitch

will deliver at all costs
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send her this
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>>683975841
Can I smell your used panties?
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are you 18 yet?
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>>683976255
waiting for response

she normally responds pretty quick
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i have a man hogtied in the back of my pickup and i need someone to help me out here
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>>683976255
>>683976389
we need some more
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I have a 9 incher.
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Wanna be my gf?
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Doesn't matter...
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Marry me?
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we can just pertained like you are for a night
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" Ill give you shekels for kekels! "
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that's ok thanks anyways
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Wanna see my PEEN?
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>>683977072
Reroll
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Can I eat your box?
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Thats ok, Who follows the law anyway
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>>683976703
Great, so when you wanna meet up and fuck?
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Would you like to snort some coke from my dick
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Do you enjoy pony porn?
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>>683976703
good ;) i like em young
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Wanna kiss me?
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Nudes anyway?
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Can I cum in your ass?
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>>683977072
Roll
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>>683977155
Winrar
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fuck me please, im begging you
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>>683977155
Winrar
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Do you do anal?
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>>683975841
"I stick broom handles up my ass for fun"
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Tits or gtfo
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>implying OP is not talking to himself using a fake account
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Link her 2 girls 1 cup.
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winrar
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>>683977244
Another winrar
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Im stroking my penis thinking of you
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>>683977155
>>683977244
winrar
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I enjoy gay scat necro furry gore vorephilia, look it up
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So when u Gunna blow me?
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Is your dog at the age of consent?
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Im desperately lonely and still a virgin, please have sex with me
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>>683977323
Lol will she really respond to this?
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you are fat
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>>683977460

Roll
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>>683977460
roll
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>>683976063
Rolling for this.
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>>683977460

This
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please god let this go on
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>>683977588
winrar
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>>683977596
You should know, I like buttstuff
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>>683977596
get her to send pics
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>>683977516
Dont be so pessimistic Anon I believe
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>>683977460

This please
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>>683977611
This thread is confirmed full of win
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>>683977460

Rolling
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>>683977460
this
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I am the fuck outta here fbi gonn overreact on yalls asses.
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i dont care anyway, just send me nudes and i'll do it myself
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>>683977733
guess what i found A FUCKIN WINNER
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>>683977611

WINRAR, DO IT OP
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>>683977837
>7 ▶
>>>68397777

I want whatever this person wrote
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Hitler did nothing wrong. I am a nigger but i approuve this.
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quints say send her a picture of your dick
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>>683977733
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Do you like roleplay? Me as heman and you're skeletor, ravishing my bunghole
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o shit whaddup
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>>683978022
roll
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sorry that was my friend :P

anyways would u be interested?
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>>683977596
lets sex
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>>683978022
Checked and keked
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Also, i love swishing around dead sperm in my stomach while rapidly stroking my femto-penis
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It's over guys
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>>683977733
/thread
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if you dont reply... god help you... i know whrere you live
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NEVERMIND I WILL FIND, SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUU I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOOO
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>>683978112
Roll
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I can assure you my seed tastes quite good
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i really want to be fucked in the ass
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>>683978022
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i have a strap on, come over my place sometimes and i will let you buttfuck me. KISSES ON THE SNITZHES
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I won't touch you if you don't want me to. I just want you to make me your sissy little bitch and fuck me with a strapon
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>>683977460

I should not have googled that
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>>683978220

>that anatomy

wew
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i dont understand OP isnt a fagit
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i will stop when my anus is bleeding, bitch. dont tell me how to live my life
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>>683978496

What de fack
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send her a picture of your cock, op
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>>683978541

Faggot op you missed the gay necro furry vorephilia post
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>>683978541
Do you know Ron Jeremy?
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bitch, dont get sassy... i know where you live. if you dont want to get fucked up, send me nudes
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I love raping dead childs
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Fart on my dick bb
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she dont seem too happy
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>>683978644
Winnrar
>>683978674
Rolling
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>>683978644
Najs
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Showed my dad your pictures, we plan to 3 way you while my mum films, we are a close family
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>>683978644
DO IT!
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>>683978725
holy shit he actually did it
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i know where you live, you little cunt. send me nudes and nobody has to suffer
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>>683977611

Op you missed this one
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>>683978788
im with this fuck nugget
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>>683978541
say...
Sometimes i get the hardest boner of the sound of a bus engine, the revving of it is like a huge moan and i cant control myself but masturbate at the back seat
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>>683978644
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>>683978759
Re-roll
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>>683978674
Rolling
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What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender was️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLTERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before What gives you the RIGHT ️️ to ask me what my gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT ️️️️️️️️️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ️ Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E (cis scum) and F E M A L E ️️️️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️️⬅️ between these genders as I please️️️️️️️ You're ignorance is literally OOZING out GERMER
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>>683978697
>edgy
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>>683978644
WILL DELIVER AT ALL COST
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Send her a picture of a huge cock from 4chan
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i know where you live, you little cunt. send me nudes and you wont see it live. now.
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>>683978915
fuckin fuck yeah. today, OP was not a faggot.
it is known.
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>>683978725
can you please respond to the winrars that youre sending so i can verify
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>>683978759
Reroll
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>>683978915
Oh dear
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Isn't it glorious
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i know where you live, you little cunt. send me nudes and you wont see it in person. now.
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I've made nude drawings of you. Wanna see?
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>>683978915
v&

sending a minor porn is a felony
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>>683978905
fokin ROLLED
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>>683978915
holy schmekk
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>>683978915
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I love you
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>>683978915
THE MADMAN
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>>683978915
bro even if that isnt your dick, thats still illegal
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>>683978969
It's a shame he's going to prison, fuckin worth it tho
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OP is talking to himself from a fake account, a real girl would have blocked him by now

Well i guess you wouldnt know this since you dont talk to girls
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>>683978915
Good job
But since she aint 18 yet, wouldnt that be considered pedophilia?
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>>683978915
Unexpected deliver.

Rolling for
>thinking of you ;)
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>>683976945
Virgin fag spotted
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WHY WONT YOU FUCKING LOVE ME BACK YOU UNGREATFUL CUNT! THIS IS WHY YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
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OP here, she's gone dead mode she aint very responsive but will still continue to send winrars for ultimate climax
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>>683975841
My hobby is fucking dead fetuses, wbu? ;)
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>>683978915
he actually did it, the god
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my anus tickles xD
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Do you like to eat some fresh poop?
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>>683979197
Kekkk
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10/10 for getting raped in prison good luck nigger
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Why dont you want to procreate, you rancid swine?
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ask her for asshole pics
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>>683978384
It's cool that you're playing hard to get. It's making me really horny right now. I'll be at your place in like 20 minutes.
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>>683979077
she is not pleased
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This is godly :D
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I'm sorry, I'm a bit mentally retarded and these sorts of things happen sometimes...
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Poopy toes!
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What do you think about allah?
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>>683979174

This
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>>683979274
wow dude you just memed harder than anyone i've ever seen on this website. How many memes did you acquire before graduating from Memeing University? Do you meme over 9000 times a day, because the fact that you are such an expert memer points in that direction. God damn I have never seen a meme as epic and dank as this in my entire life, and i am quite the meme master myself, creating over 500 popular memes on the mememunity s4s and danking and memeing for the last five years (though you obviously experience time in meme years at this point, which makes me meme my meme to you sir, i mean meme) I really wish i could meme as hard as you because than my meme would meme and then memes would be dank as a meme! rite, amirite? lol and lel and kek but really sir, thank you for being dank as *** and posting such sweet meme as this, it made me meme until my meme went memeside out and meme'd me harder than a meme memeing meme you fuggin meme :D
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>>683979410
roll
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Soo.. see you at 8? :)
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Send her a picture of you holding a knife over your wrist
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
Your Facebook will do
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she's gonna tell her parents on you
you're fukt kiddo

>if dubz 'I wanna tongue punch your fartbox'
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Tits or gtfo
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>>683979522
>winrar
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the police will probably come to your house OP..
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*Bows to OP*

OP is God!
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>>683979659
cringe
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>>683979550
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>>683979522
Yiss
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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>>683978822
The absolute madman!
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Sorry that was my dad he likes hitting on my friends, you wouldn't be the first one he's fucked
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>>683979522
WINRAR
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>>683979550
you don't like jasarl?
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>>683979522
OP here, no knife available
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>>683979550
looks like she really want to send nudes just keep going
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>>683979533
YUSS
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Slit your wrist op
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Send this and say check out this spider
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Can jet fuel melt your pussy?
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>>683979410
Reroll, need a bit of damage control
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>>683979550
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>>683979719
Kekked
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Now I must rest the eternal sleep
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>>683979522
How the fuck is he supposed to do that
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>>683978915
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
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>>683979791
Reroll
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>>683979177
pedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent kids. so pretty much anything 12/11 and younger
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>>683979522
fuck yes
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>>683979410
roll
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>>683979533
Winrar
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>>683979791
Shut up faggot
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>>683979750
what are you fuckin gay go buy one
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>>683979522
Wow. This is getting edgy
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>>683979522
lets go op
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>>683979750
Then deliver the roses are red poem.
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let me put it between yours rolls
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how many fingers can you fit inside your butthole?
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Lol friendship is kill
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I bet she's in on it. It's a fuckin sham.
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more
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>>683979750
Razor?
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>>683979817
Nice pic bro, mind if i save it?
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OP saying is a nigger
OP sending a pic of his white cock
Fucking kek
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i think op is ded
pigs got him
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>>683979533
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>>683980015
are you 12 ?
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>>683980033
WINRAR
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>>683979750
someone post a pic of them holding a knife over their wrist in this thread so OP can send it
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If you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your fault.
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>Say this
"no thanks im gay, however i wanted to let you knoe you should vote for Trump and i honestly want you to be my buddy to help me transition into a female.

I will let you be my dom fem and i will be your sissy cuck.

Also i need you to call 911 on me for being a perverted pedo"
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>>683980067
Fucking delivers
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Im da WINRAR :D
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>>683980067
Have sex with me and I will. I can be at your place in less than 20 minutes.
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>>683979750
do it faggot,
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OP is an black jesus
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>>683980015
save it, it is all yours
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>>683980082
Ouch
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>>683980067
>anon inspect element?
wat?
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do you like Jasper X Pearl?
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Just let me impregnate you and this will be all over
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>>683979750
Its just a prank bro. I won't kill myself but you and you're family
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>>683980067
AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I’ve had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note “Cause of suicide: Couldn’t handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself”? Because that’s what it might as well fucking say! You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without “MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY MY B, HERE’S A PIC OF CHILLINS FACE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DISRESPECT AMIRITE?” Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking TWITCH MONSTERS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb autistic lives. Don’t you have a tournament to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the Twitch chat of a goddamn Melee tournament? You fucking people make me sick and you’re damn lucky I don’t have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I’d spit in your faces.
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>>683980067
I love you
>>683980067
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I love eating my own cum
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You should alert 911 that i am not well and need help
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>>683980224
Are you fucking stupid?
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I just came
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>>683980224
Retard.
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>>683980224
Whole thing is faked i think
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>>683980224
He changed the name using inspect element you autist
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>>683980179
dubs are taking forever dont want her to lose interest
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>>683980323
Roll
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Do you swallow?
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This thread is a good thread
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Oh hey sorry, I'm OP on 4chan.. Your being watched by like, 100 people.. And they love your profile picture
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Come over with the police and show them the text convo
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>>683980426
Reroll
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>>683980359
>>683980340
>>683980313
i don't use facebook faggot
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i've furiously masturbated to your pictures ever since high scool.
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I know u must be creeped out by now and I apologise but either way this goes down I'm raping you before getting arrested
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>>683980494
Onemoretime
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I want to cum in your mom
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>>683980382
send this
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>>683980437
Rolling
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I cum in my waffles for the extra protien.
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The call me the Cervix Wrecker for a reason...
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Call the police and show them the convo

Also tell them that i have been to syria
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you fat fucking niggish jew
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good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>Faggot OP literally admits this is a ruse thread
>Fucking retards still rolling

My god, you for real are so damned stupid
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>>683980067
Wtf
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>>683980502
It's not even Facebook related, it's built in in web browsers you dumb fuck
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>>683980577
winrar
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>>683980437
ROLL
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Can i lick your anus?
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>>683980577
yeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>683980502
>implying inspect element is a Facebook only thing
>kekshekl
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>>683980577
There it is
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Ay lemoe big zoopy zuppers
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>>683980577
winrar
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>>683980577
Winrar
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>>683980437
Rollll
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>>683980520
Reroll
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Send her picture of your asshole
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Fucking police will be at his door soon XD This OP is God!
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Should I bring my Shota collection?
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mnuaah
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>>683980577
>you fat fucking niggish jew
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>>683980744
Winrar
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>>683980382
You are so hot. I ejaculate to all your Photos near enough every night. Your emo looking hair gets me so hard. Want to come over and listen to BMTH?
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>>683980744
Wunroöple
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>>683980631
where did he do that
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>>683980784
rip OP
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>>683980655
winrar
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Tell her:

"Im about to shoot up your school"

"show your parents what i sent you"
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This is fucking bait.
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>>683980437
Rolll
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My nickname is the Hymen Collider
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>>683980784
based op is slightly less of a faggot than normal
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>>683975841
BLOBO IS NEW MEME
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i want you the lick my asshole while i was shitting
ps: my asshole is extremly hairy
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>>683980866
win
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>>683980520
Rerolling
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>>683980823
>>683980067
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>>683980744
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POST A FUCKING PICTURE OF HER
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>>683980866
Oooooooooo win
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>>683980520
reroll
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>>683980784
she knows what's up eh? Lame, do the knife one
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Tell her you'll kill yourself in 5 mins
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tell her you are the 4chan know as anonymous and that you a master hack
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>>683980866
holy shitting dick tits this
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>>683980920
rollll
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>>683981011
win
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>>683981011
WINRAR
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>>683980551
timmyyyyyy
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>>683981011
Winrar
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>>683980920
rolllllllllllll
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>>683980631
Or he used inspect element to block out his real name, which is probably what she was saying?

If not then yeah it's all a clever ruse
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