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On plane what do? Quads decides
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Scream: ALLAHU AKBAR!
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grab the hair of the girl in front of you and pull them then post a pic of his face
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>>683970956
Make international news. You know what I mean.
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>>683970956
Take pics of the chicks feet at your right!
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why is the commander filming the cabin with his camera ???
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>>683971307
this
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>>683970956
it's irrelevant, because you wont do it. You are little shitposting bitch, that thinks how hardcore he is, but... lets try it:

>if quads, smear your shit over the toilet
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Sleep until arrival of destination
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>>683971307
Roll
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>>683970956

Stop it Devon.
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>>683970956
go into the toilet and commit suicide by trying to flush your head down the toilet, ask for assistance if needed
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>>683971307
do this op
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SAY ALLAH AKBAR MY BROTHER
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say "allahu akbar" loudly, grab cock and pretend its a machine gun
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>>683970956
Pinch the stomach rolls of the fat lady in the funky colored shirt a couple rows up on the right and tell her it feels just right for accepting the D
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>>683971861
roll
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>>683971307
>>683971307
>>683971307
>>683971307
>>683971348
ROllerino
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take a piss in the aisle
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>>683971855
winrar, post reaction OP
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Order 7 shots of vodka
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>>683971861
ROLLIN
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>>683971307
Rollex
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Explode
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>>683971861
ROLLS
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>>683971973
quads
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>>683971826
This
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>>683971861
ROLLSLSLS
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Start grinning at nearby passengers and saying "boom" in an Arabic accent
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>>683971307Rolling
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>>683971861
ROLILOL
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>>683971307
rolling hard for this
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>>683971861
this
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>>683970956
Start doing algebra in arabic
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Sir your ass down and enjoy your flight
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>>683971826
this
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write gibberish on a piece of paper while whispering to yourself.
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>>683970956
say hello to Jack.

loudly
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>>683971861
rollin
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Buy as much alcohol as they'll let you, try to jack off without being caught
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>>683971307
The roll
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>>683971934
Mile high big thigh club
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>>683971307
>>683971861
Röll
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Tell everyone to get off your plane
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Take shit behind the passenger part of the plane, post results.
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>>683970956
Write down a complex mathematical solution or whisper allahu akhbar while shedding tears.
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>>683972223
so close
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start making 9/11 jokes to the person sitting next to you
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>>683970956
Complain to the air stewardess about all the fatties. Bonus points if she's tubby too.
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>>683970956
don't complain
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>>683971307
Rollll
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>>683972205
Lets get roooight into the roll
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>>683972223
so damn close
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Get hard and try to fuck the ugliest stewardess, cause low self esteem
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>>683972337
nice
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take a nap
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>>683970956
Yell this: "ALLAHU AKBAR"
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Yell BOMB!
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>>683972223
Close..
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>>683972337
you're on a plane.
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>>683972177
Winnrar
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>>683971597
he's on the intercom retard
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>>683972436
I can't complain.
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>>683970956
Grab the stewards ass while yelling allah ackbar
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>>683972223
Fuk
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>>683972205
Or just differential equations.
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>>683970956
Get the game "keep talking and nobody explodes" and play it with somebody sitting several rows away reading the manual
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>>683970956
just shut the fuck up and get your free drink /b/tard
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>>683971307
They see me rolling
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>>683971861
PLS THIS
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>>683971307
thissssss
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fart down the aisle
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Fap on seat
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>>683972177
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Ask people around you to Google proper way to detonate homemade IED
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Allahu Akbar
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>>683972451
quad newfag
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>>683970956
WHERE THE HELL IS MY QURAN!
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Stand up, then sit back down, keep repeating this until staff come over to you then yell ALLAHU AKBAR.

But we all know you want do it anyway.
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>>683971861
this one
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>>683970956
You won't deliver, you're an attention seeking bitch like the rest of us, it's why I don't browse 4chan anymore
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Show plane ticket, cover only YOUR personal info
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>>683970956
mfw you faggots are to autistic to realize that once the plane takes off, OP is a faggot and can not see bread
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Yell "There is something wrong with the wing!!!"
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make history
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>>683971307
... they h>>683971307
>>683971307
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>>683970956
Scratch your crotch for the whole flight. Occasionally grunt. When the flight crew walk past with the food cart - sniff your fingers and ask for a tissue.
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>>683972384
lol, so close. he wont do it anyway because he got the picture from google and is trolling. if he isn't he should post the flight details
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>>683972732
>to autistic

nice jerb moron
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Give us your creditcard infromation
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>>683971307
roll
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>>683972732
>not knowing wifi is on planes now

anon are you from the past?
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>>683970956
Join the Mile High Club
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>>683971307
this
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quad get, witness me
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Jump out of the plane
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>>683971307
do this
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>>683971307
/thread
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take a shit in the aisle
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turn to the person to your left and ask them how are they enjoying the flight? Make sure to post video
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piss all over the walls in the toilet and smear shit on the door handle
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make 12/5 happen
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>>683973051
open up emergency door screaming "WHERE IS THE SNACKBAR?"
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Shit in the aisle and roll around in it grabbing at the legs of other passengers.
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>>683970956
Touch the nearest pair of tits. Say that they're the worst you've ever touched then ask for a blowjob.
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>>683971307
Lmao fuck it
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an hero
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>>683973145
This
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Contribute to the creepshot community
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>>683973200
Rolling
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>>683971861
This
/thread
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kill self
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take control of the plane and crash it to the ground
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spit in someones food
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>>683973051
Rolling again
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SCREAM OP IS A FAGGOT
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>Jerk off
>Take the cum
>smack cam , cum edition
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>>683973216
Rolling
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Do calculus
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shit on floor
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I have a box cutter anyone moves I'll stab them
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>>683970956
run to the emergency exit screaming "GOTTA TAKE EXPLOSIVE SHIT". open the exit, mid flight, jump.
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Cellphones don't work on planes

I guess you're going to be mentioning how jet fuel can melt steel beams next?
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Ask the person infront of you how their day was
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>>683970956
Goto sleep
Rest anon
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start making obnoxious shitting sounds, record it, then scream i have a bomb niggers
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>>683973459
roll
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enjoy your flight
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ask the person next to you this: "Do you want a blow job ?"
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>>683973459
roll.
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Ask the people beside you if they could help you jerking off
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touch your tralala
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>>683971307
Rollerino pepperino
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>>683970956

Holy crap that's a claustrophobic picture. How come the aisle is so narrow? What type of plane is this, and what airline?
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Grope the flight atendant
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As requested
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scream child rape as loud as you can
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shit on the floor
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>>683970956
How are you able to access 4chan on a plane for starters.

Anyway. Rolling for Hijacking the plane and cause 9/11 part 2: Muslim Boogaloo.
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Eat something very loud and messy and ask the person besode you if they want something too, try to spit everything as you ask
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Turn to the person next to you and sneeze directly in their face then turn back around
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>>683973692
rolling
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>>683970956
9/11
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>>683970956
hijack the plane!
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>>683973713
Rerolling
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Flirt with random people
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start fight with nigger on plane
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Ask the stewardess to change your diaper and film her reaction
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time to shit your pants OP
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scream: I HAVE A BOMB IN MY ASS
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>>683973684
ask that woman how big her tits are
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>>683971307
roll
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Yell all sex is rape like a little fag
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>>683973724

rollin' ?
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Piss on the person closest to you.
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000 get
Do nothing
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>>683973915
rolling for shitting your pants. Must be done ASAP and not while exiting the plane.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLrN6wSSGqk

0:40
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>>683973692

rolin for the lulz
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pull your ass out and spray shit/piss on the stewards
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
Then yell at people for being islamophobic. Allahu AKBAR means Allah is good.
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In flight, push the stewardess call button. When the stewardess shows up,ask her "Can I get a pillow for my friend?" As you say "friend" whip out your cock.
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Piss your pants and cry for the duration of the flight. Yell things such as "this wouldn't have happened if tsa let me keep the clothespin in my dick" and "they knew I wasn't ready to meet my father"
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>>683973795
Roll
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>>683973713
Rolling to get Al-Quadeda.
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I just want quadruples fuck this thread
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Allahu Akbar!
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"I'm gonna fart so hard you'll get unconscious!"
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Fap
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Open the emergency exit door and yell something about "the prices for parachutes are too god damn high".

And shit the whole way to the door
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>>683974139
Roll
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>>683971307
Roll!!!
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Shout out "TAKBIR". You can't get in trouble for it, but the muslims will have to shout out Allahu Akbar, it's part of the religion.
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Do nothing
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Roll for yo dumb ass to yell op is massive faggot
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>>683971307
Roll
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>>683974194

this, but piss on the woman of this picture >>683973684
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Take your pants off and run down the corridor screaming about snakes.
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>>683974242
>4242
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>>683970956

yell "Ala's Snackbar" while running down the isle with a towel on your head and carrying your backpack
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>>683974243
Roll pt.2
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Ask the flight attendant "If you caught me masturbating, would it be considered a hi-jacking?"
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>>683973200
This
Rolling in the deep
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open the hatch
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>>683974277
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooll
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Shit yourself
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an hero, you fuck
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Sleep,
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>>683974102
Roll.
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>>683974335
Fukn kek'd
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Say you're a cute fairy
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You people are so stupid, you're really think that he's going to scream allahuakbar? He would be on the news tomorrow.
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>>683974102
roll
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>>683974444

Draw a "bomb plan" and leave it in the bathroom
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Sleep.
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4444

Whip out your dick and ring the chickens neck
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Jerk it
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>>683974284
roll
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>>683973713
Rolling
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>>683974407
reroll
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>>683974414

Daaaaaaamn
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>>683974335
Fukin rerollin for justice
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run towards front of plane full speed and headbutt door
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Yell allah akbar
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>>683971307
Roll
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>>683974444
HEYOOO
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>>683974277

exactly this one
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>>683974444
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT
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>>683974444
Winrar
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>>683974444
You won, my friend
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DING FUCKIN DING
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Ask flight attendant for blowie joey. Post results
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>>683974444
winrar
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>>683974444
winrar
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>>683970956
Try and flirt with everyone.
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>>683974444
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>683973446
>>683973713

What third world country are you guys from?
Most planes have WiFi now...
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>>683974444
I will deliver
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>>683974444
deliver OP
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>>683974444
WTF

>4444

How di he...
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start raping the seat in front of you, full erect cock
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>>683974444
OP you have to
>check'd

Post pics/vid or it didn't happen
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run down the aisle shouting and pulling carry on luggage out of the header
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>>683974444
winrar
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shout takbir
pronounced ( Talk-Beer)
also
Quads of Destruction
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>>683974444

WINRAR
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Tell the person next to you that you like to fuck animals!
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>>683970956
Nothing
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>>683974438
links a quads post to roll quads
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>>683974444
winrar
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>>683972866


OP is to autistic as water is to wet.
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>>683974444
fucking hax!!!!1
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>>683974666
Rip trips
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>>683974570
obvious scripting faggot
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>>683970956
Where are going and from where?
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If quads, dont do anything , and leave 4 chan forever
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>>683974444
Sheeeet
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>>683974444

Op, you must deliver!

>>683974561
>>683974618
>>683974666

Give OP time to deliver
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Pee on the passenger next to you.
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enjoy your fly
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>>683974666
oh hey satan.
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>>683974666
Shut it Satan
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>>683974554
DO IT FAGGOT!
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What do we do in the meantime?
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Scream in anger "this is it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!".
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>>683970956
Masturbe standing up and film it
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>>683973692
time to get schwifty in here
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>>683974934
This
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Say hello to everyone
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Do this.
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>>683972716
>he said, while browsing 4chan
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post porn in meantime
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>>683972732
You know they got Internet on planes now...
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>>683970956
Wait, are you suppose to use phones on a plane?
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>>683971861
rollerino
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>>683974444
winraaaaaar
good call
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Stand up and shout repeatedly,
"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!"
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You guys are going to hit the image limit before OP delivers.
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>>683972641
>>683971973
>sees doubles in a quads thread
>WINRAR
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>>683971307
Roll
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>>683974444
die script fag
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>>683975240
You sound like a fucking faggot
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ITT: idiots waiting for deliver and faggot OP left the party
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>>683975116
>airplane mode
>wifi access

retard.
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>>683975035
what?
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>>683971307
roll
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>>683970956
What you do is turn your fucking phone off like they tell you to do.
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>>683975315
>being this stupid
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>>683971307
ROLL!
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take a piss against people
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What if 5555
Do both?

Scream allahu akbar
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Go into the lavatory and make loud noises as if you were having sex in there.
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>>683971307
Reroll
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niggish jews
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>>683970956
Scream "Allahu Akbar" and start hitting the fattest person with your shoe
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>>683975408
it literally doesn't matter, it's based on an urban legend. all tests have found there's zero risk from phones.
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>>683971307
rollin
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scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, fucking normies!"
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>>683975558
NT
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How is supposed to deliever if hes gonna be arrested when he does the stunt
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>>683975558
>one off
>mfw op stands up and screams ALLAUAKKBAR and immediately vigorously masturbates after
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Sexually assault one of the flight attendants
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>>683975558
>Close
Yell the classic DEATH TO AMERICA
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>>683975789
rolling
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>>683972411
winrar!
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>>683975887
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