Ask a goat farmer anything.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a goat farmer anything.
How long does it take to make one Cum
Do you farm goats?
Stop doing this, goats aren't here for your pleasure, let them live their lives. If you need more information check: http://www.peta.org/
>>683968453
Males = literally 4 seconds
Females = Dunno lol
Do you farm goats?
>>683968160
What does their vaginas feel like?
>>683968595
Pls educate yourself, not dumb yourself.
>>683968555
yes
>>683968625
No I am a goat farmer that keeps llama's.
>>683968160
Do you farm goats?
for how much would you let someone fuck a goat of yours
>>683968728
warm and wet.
>>683968737
no, Giraffes
What age of goat best fits (or barely initially fits) your penis best?
Same Question, modified: what age of each gender for anal, and age for oral , what age for vaginal?
Can you use the afterbirth for soup after you have sex with it?
>>683968160
IS THAT A FACTORY FARM?!!!!
>>683968809
€900. then you can keep her.
A goat who had to much stress stops giving milk.
>>683968904
Never tried lol.
>>683969008
nope. The animals produce the milk, not the machines.
I'm a goat farmer. not a milk farmer.
Hello there. Casual goat farmer here. I just planted my goat seeds that i ordered frim amazon. My question is: How frequently should i water them? How much time does it take for them to actually grow out of the pot? Thank you for this wonderful and very needed thread!
Fuck one
How tight?
>>683968160
Do you have a lot of mudslimes that try to sneak in to your farm and rape the goats and if yes what do you do to stop them?
>>683969008
Factories farms have wire cages with a metal ramp for the eggs to roll down, Do You see any metal ramps?
>>683969141
DO YOU LET THEM GO IN PASTURES?
>>683968160
You ever fucked one of your goats?
>>683968160
How do you keep the muslims out?
How much u get payed dud?
>>683969199
>goat eggs
Keked so hard.
>>683969295
AR-15s, of course!
>>683968160
do you know of anyone who has ever fucked a goat?
also, what does goat pussy feel like?
>>683969295
Waterboarding
>>683969204
When they are counted when they go to slaughter you count them the same way you count them every morning- as they go past your eyes. so they are "pasteurized", this means they have been in pastuerises (pastures)
>>683969295
i laughed so hard i started caring about my kids
>>683968160
Whats the chance for a gangbang with Allah?
>>683969153
Plant them in rich soil immediately!
water daily
>>683969178
No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.
>>683969204
No. the gouvernement won't let me buy more land.
>>683969286
nope
>>683969295
Antique double barrow.
>>683969501
Not in person.
do you have nudes?
>>683969599
Break in to my barn, and i wil send you to him.
>>683968160
would you like to fuck a goat once?
Do you have a wife and kids?
is this an accurate saturday night for you?
Did you anticipate this many questions about sex?
> OP is a goatfarmer
> OP never fucked one of his goats
> OP is a beta faggot
>>683969604
>No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.
SAY WAAAH?!?!?!
>>683969831
Them's sheeps
>>683968160
Are you one of those sand niggers?
>>683969831
>e
what happend tho, did they get shot in the leg or something?
>>683969295
Sniper Rifles, Humvees, Scorpions, M-16's, waterboarding, infecting their children with fake polio vaccine that really makes them infertile for life in addition to preventing polio (as a side effect), and Yom Kippur pranks like allowing an open Mio-Fit full of cesium-137 to fall in their wells.
>>683969961
yous a faggot
>>683969705
see picture
>>683969775
I thought about it when i was young, but now no
I have a wife, no kids, but we're doing our best.
>>683969831
far from it.
>>683969834
Yes. after all, /b/ is where the worlds broken toys gather.
>>683969986
I'm a white Dutchman.'
>>683969460
That's not a drone strike but I guess you gotta use what you can use
>>683968160
do you hate niggers?.....be fucking honest
Has a Muslim ever tried to fuck one of them?
>>683968160
Do you farm goats?
>>683969141
Fuck, those must be some nice goats. We sell our sheep for 60 euro equivalent.
>>683968160
How tall is your goat tower? Have you ever been invited in?
Mister Goat man,
I also have goats but I am relatively new to goats. I have a LaMancha female about four years old. I bought her when she had twins and they are of nursing age. Eventually, she quit nursing and her bag dried up for a couple months. Yesterday I noticed she has a full bag again on one side. W.T.F. it is impossible that she was bred. Should I be concerned?! Do i have to fuckin milk that shit? The grown kids are not nursing her.
>>683968160
who made god?
>>683969295
I actually own a very large farm. The goat part is only the centre. I have a moat of pigsties around it to deter mudslimes.
>>683970173
will you add security measurements for all the refugees and muzzies around offerings day?
How often do you visit trap threads?
>>683968160
How much you make a month?
>>683968160
Are you a goat farmer?
>>683969990
The Arab men's only festival or celebration of Daur'lekk has a ceremony for the newly initiated men where they are given a sheep to sex and a knife. They aren't allowed to have sex with the sheep but they are allowed to gash it in the back of the thigh and enter there. anything else is forbidden by Allah as it is written in the Holy Q'uran.
>>683968160
I've set up a five (maybe 6) year plan to purchase a plot of land and ultimately "go off the grid as a homesteader.
I was thinking pigs would be the primary livestock (because of the lard, tallow, for making soap/candles, etc). But somebody recommended goats instead, because they're supposedly easier to raise, and you can get meat and milk from them.
Do you think goats would be a better choice for a small farm than pigs?
(*and yes, i have experience slaughtering/butchering animals, building homes/structures, planting vegetables, whatnot)
>>683968160
Has a suspicious Muslim man ever bought one of them?
>>683970917
>Are you a goat farmer?
kek'd
>>683970391
No.
But stereotypes aren't fables.
If you are a lazy leecher, pls die in a fire.
>>683970402
nope. but I shot a Moroccan guy once.
>>683970614
As soon as the gouvernement lest me buy more land, i WILL build some in the pastures.
>>683970618
What kind of breed is it?
>>683970667
People did.
>>683970720
second shotgun, maybe a automatic one.
>>683970746
never
>>683970842
10k a month in summer, 7k in winter.
>>683968160
Dick pic plz
>>683970918
>allowed to gash it in the back of the thigh and enter there
Fucking hell. Why didn't Hitler gas the Muslims instead?
>>683970918
that's fucked up
>>683969934
>SAY WAAAH?!?!?!
Welcome to the real world
>>683970927
Yes. goat milk is expensive nowadays.
>>683971003
no
>>683971179
mine?, or a goatdick?
>>683970927
pigs need a ton of water. you wont last a month youre so fucking clueless...
>>683971131
>I shot a Moroccan guy once.
Story?
>>683970918
That's a lie right? Right?
>>683971131
From what you make that much money?
>>683971314
Both
what's it like?
>>683971314
Goat's milk. Yeah, that's a good idea.
>>683971329
Well, there's two wells and stream nearby.
Do you often see muslims in your farm?
>>683968160
Do you eat them?
>>683971003
Netherlands laws prohibit selling livestock to Muslims with an ID card showing an address in a city. Villages, towns and cities are prohibited to have non-companion animals registered or sold to persons, and travelling into town with them in cart, lorry, or on leader.
>>683968160
What are the goats like?
>>683971631
That's fucking great
>>683968160
When did you become a jihad?
think of a number. double it. add six. half it. take away the number you started with. your answer is three.
Is your mind blown?
>>683971235
>>683971216
>>683970918
Citations? I searched it up and can't find shit, so I'm led to believe this is made up BS
>>683971305
Obviously you did not get the joke.
Reread the green text.
>>683968160
are we alone in the universe??
Do you have nicknamed the gots?
Do you ever want to just throw in the towel and farm something else for a change?
>>683971406
Selling goats and goat related products I would assume.
>>683971774
Damn.
Now try mine. Think of a number. Multiply it by three. Add two. Divide it by four. Subtract one. Forget everything you just did. Think back to the original number you thought of. Mind fucking blown, right?
>>683971406
Goat farming
>>683971984
Yes I once thought to try herding the carrots but I dont know
>>683971398
Wikipedia has no entry about Jewish rabbis sucking 7 day old boy penises, because it would defame them, Muslim Wikipedia articles do not cover Men and Underage boys (having not sprouted hairs yet) having sex because it would defame them.
Dervish Muslims and Druze (not a type of Muslim) people have a day of the week for make homosexual sex. Dervishes is it Wednesday, and not during Ramadan, Druze it is every Tuesday.
>>683968160
hey anon..fellow milking fag here ..i have cows and recently got into donkey milk..that shit is expensive as fuck..you should look into that..thems some fine goats by the way
the maker doesnt need it, the owner doesnt want it, the user doesnt know he's using it.
what is it?
>>683971305
Already shot 4 people in my life. 1 of them died in the hospital.
>>683971354
I woke up because I heard the fence.
wife was panicking. grabbed shotgun and ran to the garage, heard him walking so I shot in his general direction. luckily shot him in the leg. called the police.
>>683971406
Goat milk. they make milkpowder from it. you know the shit you put i a baby's bottle.
>>683971465
Awesome. goats are awesome. they constantly remind me of high people. long days are though, though.
>>683971411
Goatdick can be fount on teh webz.
hold on.
>>683971616
No. but goats are delicious though.
>>683971693
Stoned dogs who headbutt each other.
>>683971761
Since when does one become "jihad"?
>>683971981
I like to think that we're not.
>>683971984
No. goats are funny, cute, and awesome.
the maker doesnt need it, the owner doesnt want it, the user doesnt know he is using it.
what is it?
>>683972483
How do you treat your goats? I know some farmers that treat them like shit.
>>683972440
I don't have room for more animals.
I had to build 10 mettres of barn illegally.
Gouvernement is riding my ass right now.
They want me to break it down.
Donkeys are awesome though.
>>683972483
What country are you from
>>683972440
Why does your finger look like a dick?
>>683968160
do you farm goats?
Would you fuck one of them for 50,000 bucks?
>>683972413
*male homosexual , not make.
Anal adult make sex is prohibited, it is oral sex.
Dervish (type of Muslim) homosexual sex is part of what Churchill and the English and Arabs together attacked the dervishes and defeated them. Later Lawrence of Arabia was known to befriend a former dervish, (supposedly converted) and travelled extensively throughout the Arab peninsula, the Levant with him.
>>683972955
I think anyone would
>>683969934
Yes, it's common to sacrifice a male deer to keep out trespassers.
>>683972922
So I can penetrate you with it
>>683972955
I'd 50, 000 of them for one buck. Seriously I love these little guys
>>683968160
Where do you live?
>>683972800
I love my goats, and they're always happy to see me. And the better you treat them, the more milk they give, so I somewhat "worship" them.
>>683972902
>>683973138
The Netherlands
>>683972689
Sounds like hepatitis in the 1960s
>>683972483
Do you have employees or work alone?
Also I had no idea you were allowed to shoot people in the Netherlands.
>>683972814
donkey milk brings mad money..with 10 donkeys i cover what 40 cows make..in money...look into it
>>683973181
its a coffin faggot
>>683971131
>stereotypes aren't fables
I shall steal that phrase. Wisdom DOES live on /b/!
>>683973174
Do you have land for them to walk around and do whatever goats do?, or do you lock them up in a barn?
>>683973393
autist
;nigger
>>683973174
> I somewhat "worship" them
Uuuuuhhhhh...
>>683973258
bruh................................................ thats not milk coming from your male donkeys
>>683968160
How was it raising barrack
>>683971411
Here you go faggot, goatfarmerdick.
>>683973223
I currently have 2 employees, my wife also helps me out in the company.
>>683973258
I will.
>>683973393
use it whenever you want to. I don't patent shit.
>>683973430
see >>683972814
Will let them on a pasture when they let me buy more land.
>>683973549
Who?
What brings in the most money? Milk from male or female goats?
>>683973174
Is your land below sea level?
Do you, like all sane people, believe in global warming and the rising sea?
If you can get enough dykes to hold hands together in a line around your property (build a dike), will the government allow you to use this to combat the rising sea? Or will they make you get more dykes and share them with the whole village to make a circle around it instead?
>>683972922
why does your dick look like a finger??
>>683973655
Goats eat grass and shit right?, ask your neighbors to let your goats roam their paddocks
>>683973505
Daur'lekk-ably Delicious!!!
Mm more mustaphaa more!!!
>>683972689
the human body
How big is your land op? How much of that 10k a month is revenue? Is it hard cleaning up all the goat shit? How many goats do you have? Do they ever escape since they are amazing climbers?
>>683968160
how often do you fuck them?
>>683968160
are they good goatse? tight goatse?
>>683973520
only milk the females you fluffy pink faggot :P
Have you considered training them to bite people's dicks off? Imagine a whole army of goats that are trained to bite off dicks.
>>683968160
do you blaze 420 faggot?
Do you have moar goat pictures?
>>683974259
We can weaponise them and let them loose in the Middle East
>>683973686
Female.
If malegoatmilk is more expensive i will switch my breeding program.
>>683973762
where i live It's +1.8 metres.
If global warming is real we already passed the point of no return.
But i'm not sure, it's more like the months are 4 weeks ahead of themselves.
And i don't think I have the money to build a proper dyke.
>>683974080
My neighbors grow potato's.
>>683974162
Never, I have male goats for that.
>>683974228
...
>>683974276
Everyday. I grow my own. smoke the tops, and give the rest of the plant to the male goats.
Can't really tell if they get high or not. goats always look high.
>>683974459
tons
>>683974459
>>683968736
>educate yourself
>not knowing what is bait
>>683974459
.
LaMancha female broooo!!!!!!!
>>683974769
this looks like it.
>>683974646
Why am I wasting my phone data looking at goat pictures?
do you have retarded goats? or downey goats? or one's that scream instead of the usual sound they make?
>>683974228
>>683968160
is your name allen?
>>683974909
\thread
>>683974909
because this is /b/ faggot
do petting zoos ever buy goats from you?
I always wondered if they went out of their way to get those things or if it was some sort of rescue program
>>683973762
>dyke
lmao
>>683974575
Do you find farming a rewarding lifestyle?
Also, is it difficult to begin a farm, is the capital alot?
>>683974575
How are the goats killed? Is it humane and instant?
>>683974903
Why that one goat has pink makeup on its face? Is it a faaaaaabulous goat?
>Everyday. I grow my own. smoke the tops, and give the rest of the plant to the male goats.
Can't really tell if they get high or not. goats always look high.
>>683974903
Op respond to this please
>>683974131
>>683974131
Asking the important questions.
>>683969199
>eggs
>OP is a country bumpkin who is a massive stoner with a shed full of goats
Living the life
Some Muslim tribes allow, host, or operate Boy-Parties where young boys of the poorer members of their own tribe, boys bought or rented from other tribes, or slaves from other countries, to service adult males. The Holy Quran has in it written nowhere where this is against the teachings of Allah' throughAllahs faithful prophet Mohammad.
Sex among men is unlawful if it is sodomy. Oral is allowed but looked down upon by the wives, sisters, and mothers- and know to hold their tongues silent, so they have but one day of the week in which no woman may speak or look askance or ask questions about and this day is Wednesday.
Druze are somewhat alike to Muslims but they are NOT Muslims.
A Dervish is a distant type of Muslim, much more than the difference between Shi'a and Sunni Muslim people, dervishes spin in a trance, holding a board to represent their gravestone, their tall hat also represents same thing. They are weird. But still Muslim
You could say dervish are Muslim the same way you called Mormons a christain.
>>683974903
i bet they suck dick real good
>>683975595
faggot detected
>>683974845
>LaMancha
Sorry /b/ro, we call those "Toggenburgers".
They are production goats. keep the lambs away and stop milking her. watch out for mastitis though. keep some injectable oxytetracicline ready though. 1 cc per 10 kg bodyweight
But if you want to keep the milk, you can milk her daily, to trice daily.
>>683974909
Dunno lol
>>683974990
no
>>683975090
No I keep production goats. they need high care. petting zoo's cant afford that care.
>>683975207
It is verry difficult, but being my own boss is rewarding though.
>>683975278
We use paint to mark if something is wrong with a goat. goats love the taste of paint and diesel lol.
>>683974131
I have 20 Ha of ground. 9ha wich is barn. 1600 goats are being milked.
>>683975465
Indeed.
>>683975595
Goats demolish everything they see. They WILL demolish dicks.
>>683975561
>You could say dervish are Muslim the same way you called Mormons a christain.
Or I could say that all religious movements/beliefs are the literal crux of humanity and that the only way we will progress as a species is that any and all religions are stamped out.
BTW goat thread is good. Post more brogoats.
>>683975796
>goats love the taste of diesel
Why are you feeding your goats diesel?
>>683968160
Are you afraid of sand niggers raping your goats?
>>683975796
>mfw Im actually jealous of a farmer
>mfw I could never do the work required to be a farmer
Tell us how you started the farm. Was it inherited?
How profitable is it. What is the expenses to profits ratio?
Do you have to milk them daily?
>>683974990
OP here........my last name is McDonald
>>683976136
Literally Harvest Moon.
>>683974259
>>683974498
We already have a method to render then infertile- it's the so called oral polio vaccine. One scientist discovered that it also contains a strong biowealponised agent created by recombinant virus target in bacteria to attack human gamete precursor cells's altered envelope antigen markers.
The polio vaccine is tainted with this and the Muslims Kmow it.. Thankfully enough are duped into taking the several doses for it to take effect.
>>683976125
just get investment capital and some mexicans
>>683976301
>implying I know shit about investment
>>683975465
And i always blaze whilst milking.
It's a very repetitive work, but with some good tunes it becomes fun.
>>683976039
It happens accidentally and sporadically.
When i fill up my front loader i always spill a bit.
when the goats smell it, they lick it.
>>683976044
That's why i have a shotgun. I also have expensive machinery.
>>683976125
You have my sympathy .
do people often make undertale references to you
>>683976422
Does diesel flavoured goat meat fetch a good price?
>>683968160
What is your favorite goat recipe?
What is your favorite method of killing said goat?
When the fuck will the price of goats go back down in Texas so I can buy some more goats at auction for my buddies ranch.
[spoiler]my fave sand nigger goat recipe: http://www.instructables.com/id/Curried-Goat/?ALLSTEPS[/spoiler]
OP here i like to run naked through the herd wearing only my wifes heels and candy red lipstick. then i like to spank every goat with my leather flogger and crab walk my way back to the house singing "its raining men"
>>683976422
what do you do when goats break out of farm
>>683968160
Do you get visits from muslims often?
>>683976724
>GAIZ LOOK IM SO RANDUM TEEHE XDXDXD *HOLDS UP SPORK* I AM TEH RANDUM POSTER FEER ME LOLOL JK JK JK JK LOL!
Stop fucking up OP's goat thread you fucking desert dweller.
>>683976422
Question about your sales: do you have a contract with a singular customer, multiple customers, or do you work with the government?
stop using goats
>>683975796
Goat ate the tyres of my bicycles.
Goat ate radiator fluid from garden traktor and it died.
Goat ate mailbox post.
Goat ate an old horse-saddle that fell down.
Goats eat rocks if you let them.
>>683968160
Do you practice goatse ?
what are you doing to protect your goats from wild Erdogans?
>>683976666
Quads satan nigger goat recipe........
>>683968160
How many pic related have you fucked?
>>683969831
caused by wild dogs that don't actually kill the animal but attack for blood of fetus,
>>683968160
Do you know C++?
>>683977524
wrong .............caused by faggots like you who enjoy sheep anal
>>683976136
I was born with a silver spoon up my ass.
and grateful for it. The company dates back to my grandfather.
Grandpa and pa kept pigs. I kept pigs for 2 years, but because of swine flu, i had to clean everything. Then I bought 600 goats and rebuilded my company. got rich because of the milkpowderincident in china. goatmilk skyrocketed.
>>683976666
BBQ goat.
Bullet2brain. quick, almost painless... i honestly hope.
dunno.
>>683976834
No. muslims only live in the city's. they're cityfolk.
>>683976724
Ask another company.
I Really love the way i'm producing right now. I wan't to produce more milk. so I'll keep "worshiping" my goats if you don't mind.
>If i ever catch you in my barn, i will aim for your belly.
>>683977059
I deliver my milk to HGM (hyproca goat milk) they sell it to the guy who makes nutrilon (Babymilk) .
>>683977197
Goats will try to eat meat if you don't watch out.
>>683977249
Dear science, no.
>>683977476
none.
>>683977657
Nope. I hope someone does.
>>683970918
Kek
>>683977657
What part of "goat farmer" makes you think he knows coding
>>683977926
I know a doctor that knows how to program.
>>683968160
Why are goats so rude
>>683977926
I know a cow farmer who does it on the side.
>>683972161
Farming itself costs money, doesn't bring you any. Total retard.
>>683968160
Can I have some goats pls
>>683978189
Then how do farmers keep farming?... hmmm
>>683970614
>>underrated
do you know each goat when you see them, say a random goat walks up to you do you know which goat that one is?
How do you think the business with goverment will end? Do you have any chances of keeping the extra barn?
Why can't you buy more land if your business is going well?
>>683968160
i´m jealous of your profession.
must be good to be outside all day with your animals.
what country are you in?
what type of dog do you have?
>>683968160
Do you ever have problems with these guys?
>>683977232
>>683978135
No one learned them manners.
I teached my goats not to steal my tobacco.
>>683978163
IT
>>683978189
I'm still have a giant loan I have to pay.
That's the farmers life.
>>683978291
You can buy them.
>>683978424
It's because my pa wanted me to. I don't know what else I could do.
Maybe work on someone else farm, or be a drugsdealer.
Farming is almost all i know.
>>683978577
I don't know all of them, but i have my favorite goats. those I give names. but the others just have a number. but i know almost all of them by face.
Pic related, my all-time favorite goat, "Vlekkie" (spot in engrish)
>>683978843
I simply hope for the best.
If i have to demolish the barn, i can't breed more goats. the only choice i have in that situation is replenish.
>>683979107
The netherlands.
In the winter i work in the barn all day.
>>683979184
Not personally.
>>683978424
Subsidies. Governments give famers billions in subsidies. Sometimes governments even pay farmers - to NOT farm.
Oh yes, farmers are the biggest welfare group in the western world.
The more you know!
>>683979604
Then why did i start making money 4 years ago?
>>683979572
nederland, nee toch?
waar dan? ergens in het noorden?
>>683979604
And have to pay money back?
If i were on welfare, i would a the same budget every year.
>>683979884
Brabant, kut.
>>683979572
Dump pics of your rolling stock, OP!
>>683979604
They also tend to have a giant persecution complex despite being extremely privileged. That said the banks own them and all their property and they are pretty much just living to work, but so are many other people.
Either way, farmers feed cities so don't get too salty about counting other people's money.
>>683977813
Would it be possible for me to move in as a helping hand for the farm? Its always been a dream of mine to work and live on a farm. Because its nice to get away from personal problems been dealing with my mothers suicide she hung herself so im looking for place to leave too.
>>683974808
Ahh moar
>>683980433
He'll feed you to the goats.
>>683980433
>asking for a job on /b/
might not be the best place to do so lad, but ok
>>683980040
I only make pictures of my goats and machines.
Growing still isn't legally in The Netherlands, I don't want to make more evidence than I already have.
Have some goats on a slip 'n slide instead.
>>683980433
I don't think the wife would agree.
>>683980648
They have lovely eyes.
>>683979434
>>683979184
samefag
>>683980566
>>683979758
samefag
>>683979572
Pics of cannabis? You're living the life
>>683980870
>>683980644
samefag
>>683980870
Goats also can be very metal \m/.
>>683981044
>>683969173
samefag
>>683981107
fag
>>683981025
see
>>683980648
>>683981191
>>683969376
samefag
>>683980285
>farmers feed us! leave them alone! leave their subsidies and welfare alone!1 LEAVE THEM ALONEE!11 They literally feed us!
>>683981206
>>683981199
samefag
>>683981107
>>683981033
>>683980981
>>683980912
You having fun?
Also two of those you called as me, in different posts.
>>683981269
>>683968160
samefag
>>683981296
>>683968160
samefag
>>683968160
Do you fuck the goats? If yes are you an ISIS supporter?
I have 5 goats, 2 males and 3 females.
We use them primarily for milk. If I wanted to fuck one of the females, how would I go about it?
>>683981248
>>683981206
>>683981173
>>683981107
>>683981033
>>683980981
>>683980912
>Samefaging this hard
>>683981269
yeah well let the free markets run wild and watch your food security fall to shit
society is wealth redistribution, bitch and moan all you want but you're as much of a welfare queen as any of them are
>>683981398
>>683968160
samefag
>>683968555
came here to post this. nice trips :)
>>683981408
Stuff ur engorged cock into its rear end.
>>683981398
I had the same question, for real
>>683981495
>>683981408
samefag
>>683981507
>>683981555
samefag
>>683981450
Has this just become a samefag thread?
>>683981269
But they do, supermarkets don't magically stock themselves
>>683981636
>>683968160
samefag
>>683981642
>>683968160
samefag
>>683981632
Nah fam
>>683981636
>>683981632
Samefag
>>683981636
Please no, I want to learn more about goats.
>>683981636
>>683981686
samefag
>>683981398
see
>>683969141
>>683981555
see
>>683969141
I don''t want to induce stress. I really really really need the money.
>>683981686
Stop this shit dude.....
>>683981774
>>683981737
samefag
you have any retarded goats?
>>683981774
>>683981761
Samefag
>>683981896
>>683968160
samefag
>>683981774
Thx fam :^)
>>683981932
>>683981774
samefag
>>683981761
What do you want to know?
Will continue in thread. when bump limit is reached and some questions are not answered properly, will start new one.
>>683981972
>>683981896
samefag
>>683982012
>>683968737
samefag
>>683981578
>>683981492
kys
>>683982012
can we see you patting a goats head?
>>683982203
>>683968160
samefag
>>683982211
>>683968160
samefag
>>683982012
>>683968160
Samefag
>>683982012
Do they produce wool?
>>683981972
>>683982330
samefag
>>683982330
>>683968160
samefag
do you have much need for veterinarians or do you do a lot of that type of stuff yourself?
>>683982391
>>683969384
samefag
>>683982437
>>683968160
samefag
>>683982513
>>683968160
samefag
>>683982012
I asked earlier if they have to be milked daily.
Isn't it tough caring for 1600 goats with only 4 people?
>>683982569
>>683969174
samefag
Does ISIS buy your goats?
>>683968160
can you give me a goat?
>>683968160
Do you like to live deliciously?
>>683982569
>>683982678
samefag
>>683982678
>>683981771
samefag
>>683982678
>>683982736
Samefag
>>683982885
>>683982885
samefag
I visited a farm/petting zoo in Arizona, USA.
It was Rooster Cogburn's Osteich Farm. Pic related.
It was 44C - like um 110F?
The goats were fun + cute,
Ducks In a caged square trough box of water, prairie dogs surrounded by an electric fence to keep them inside their pen, many many Ostriches, with eggs for sale. He had an odd goat tower. It was a box for four goats with water and windows. the goats queued to try to be one of the four that got to be put in this box for the day. what is odd is that the box was elevated via a scissor lift some 8 or 9 meters up in the air. I have no idea why this exists, but the operator says they Want to go up in the box.
Then years later I saw the round goat tower on the Internet. Gots must like to get high.
>>683981896
Well I do have one superstupid goat.
When i placed some electric fence one particular goat (I call him dummie) kept biting it.
She still bites it once a week.
>>683982211
k
wel not really petting on the head, but the goats are petting me in this pic.
>>683982391
My goats don't. but there is a breed calle the "mohair" that does.
>>683982437
Our vet vistits once a month to check the goats. I know a lot about disease's too. Diarrhea is a large problem with goat's, so I always keep dofatrim handy.
>>683982678
Dude, fuck isis.
>>683982736
No.
Goat = €
€ = life
>>683982789
>deliciously?
What are you implying?
>>683982973
>>683982885
samefag
>>683968160
Do you only farm milking goats? How did you get into the business?
>>683982991
>>683968160
samefag
