What age of goat best fits (or barely initially fits) your penis best?
Same Question, modified: what age of each gender for anal, and age for oral , what age for vaginal?
Can you use the afterbirth for soup after you have sex with it?
€900. then you can keep her.
A goat who had to much stress stops giving milk.
Never tried lol.
nope. The animals produce the milk, not the machines.
I'm a goat farmer. not a milk farmer.
Hello there. Casual goat farmer here. I just planted my goat seeds that i ordered frim amazon. My question is: How frequently should i water them? How much time does it take for them to actually grow out of the pot? Thank you for this wonderful and very needed thread!
When they are counted when they go to slaughter you count them the same way you count them every morning- as they go past your eyes. so they are "pasteurized", this means they have been in pastuerises (pastures)
Plant them in rich soil immediately!
No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.
No. the gouvernement won't let me buy more land.
Antique double barrow.
Not in person.
>No. anyone who enters my property without my permission gets a buck shot.
what happend tho, did they get shot in the leg or something?
Sniper Rifles, Humvees, Scorpions, M-16's, waterboarding, infecting their children with fake polio vaccine that really makes them infertile for life in addition to preventing polio (as a side effect), and Yom Kippur pranks like allowing an open Mio-Fit full of cesium-137 to fall in their wells.
I thought about it when i was young, but now no
I have a wife, no kids, but we're doing our best.
far from it.
Yes. after all, /b/ is where the worlds broken toys gather.
I'm a white Dutchman.'
Mister Goat man,
I also have goats but I am relatively new to goats. I have a LaMancha female about four years old. I bought her when she had twins and they are of nursing age. Eventually, she quit nursing and her bag dried up for a couple months. Yesterday I noticed she has a full bag again on one side. W.T.F. it is impossible that she was bred. Should I be concerned?! Do i have to fuckin milk that shit? The grown kids are not nursing her.
The Arab men's only festival or celebration of Daur'lekk has a ceremony for the newly initiated men where they are given a sheep to sex and a knife. They aren't allowed to have sex with the sheep but they are allowed to gash it in the back of the thigh and enter there. anything else is forbidden by Allah as it is written in the Holy Q'uran.
I've set up a five (maybe 6) year plan to purchase a plot of land and ultimately "go off the grid as a homesteader.
I was thinking pigs would be the primary livestock (because of the lard, tallow, for making soap/candles, etc). But somebody recommended goats instead, because they're supposedly easier to raise, and you can get meat and milk from them.
Do you think goats would be a better choice for a small farm than pigs?
(*and yes, i have experience slaughtering/butchering animals, building homes/structures, planting vegetables, whatnot)
But stereotypes aren't fables.
If you are a lazy leecher, pls die in a fire.
nope. but I shot a Moroccan guy once.
As soon as the gouvernement lest me buy more land, i WILL build some in the pastures.
What kind of breed is it?
second shotgun, maybe a automatic one.
10k a month in summer, 7k in winter.
Netherlands laws prohibit selling livestock to Muslims with an ID card showing an address in a city. Villages, towns and cities are prohibited to have non-companion animals registered or sold to persons, and travelling into town with them in cart, lorry, or on leader.
Now try mine. Think of a number. Multiply it by three. Add two. Divide it by four. Subtract one. Forget everything you just did. Think back to the original number you thought of. Mind fucking blown, right?
Wikipedia has no entry about Jewish rabbis sucking 7 day old boy penises, because it would defame them, Muslim Wikipedia articles do not cover Men and Underage boys (having not sprouted hairs yet) having sex because it would defame them.
Dervish Muslims and Druze (not a type of Muslim) people have a day of the week for make homosexual sex. Dervishes is it Wednesday, and not during Ramadan, Druze it is every Tuesday.
hey anon..fellow milking fag here ..i have cows and recently got into donkey milk..that shit is expensive as fuck..you should look into that..thems some fine goats by the way
Already shot 4 people in my life. 1 of them died in the hospital.
I woke up because I heard the fence.
wife was panicking. grabbed shotgun and ran to the garage, heard him walking so I shot in his general direction. luckily shot him in the leg. called the police.
Goat milk. they make milkpowder from it. you know the shit you put i a baby's bottle.
Awesome. goats are awesome. they constantly remind me of high people. long days are though, though.
Goatdick can be fount on teh webz.
No. but goats are delicious though.
Stoned dogs who headbutt each other.
Since when does one become "jihad"?
I like to think that we're not.
No. goats are funny, cute, and awesome.
I don't have room for more animals.
I had to build 10 mettres of barn illegally.
Gouvernement is riding my ass right now.
They want me to break it down.
Donkeys are awesome though.
*male homosexual , not make.
Anal adult make sex is prohibited, it is oral sex.
Dervish (type of Muslim) homosexual sex is part of what Churchill and the English and Arabs together attacked the dervishes and defeated them. Later Lawrence of Arabia was known to befriend a former dervish, (supposedly converted) and travelled extensively throughout the Arab peninsula, the Levant with him.
I love my goats, and they're always happy to see me. And the better you treat them, the more milk they give, so I somewhat "worship" them.
Here you go faggot, goatfarmerdick.
I currently have 2 employees, my wife also helps me out in the company.
use it whenever you want to. I don't patent shit.
Will let them on a pasture when they let me buy more land.
Is your land below sea level?
Do you, like all sane people, believe in global warming and the rising sea?
If you can get enough dykes to hold hands together in a line around your property (build a dike), will the government allow you to use this to combat the rising sea? Or will they make you get more dykes and share them with the whole village to make a circle around it instead?
How big is your land op? How much of that 10k a month is revenue? Is it hard cleaning up all the goat shit? How many goats do you have? Do they ever escape since they are amazing climbers?
If malegoatmilk is more expensive i will switch my breeding program.
where i live It's +1.8 metres.
If global warming is real we already passed the point of no return.
But i'm not sure, it's more like the months are 4 weeks ahead of themselves.
And i don't think I have the money to build a proper dyke.
My neighbors grow potato's.
Never, I have male goats for that.
Everyday. I grow my own. smoke the tops, and give the rest of the plant to the male goats.
Can't really tell if they get high or not. goats always look high.
>Everyday. I grow my own. smoke the tops, and give the rest of the plant to the male goats.
Can't really tell if they get high or not. goats always look high.
Some Muslim tribes allow, host, or operate Boy-Parties where young boys of the poorer members of their own tribe, boys bought or rented from other tribes, or slaves from other countries, to service adult males. The Holy Quran has in it written nowhere where this is against the teachings of Allah' throughAllahs faithful prophet Mohammad.
Sex among men is unlawful if it is sodomy. Oral is allowed but looked down upon by the wives, sisters, and mothers- and know to hold their tongues silent, so they have but one day of the week in which no woman may speak or look askance or ask questions about and this day is Wednesday.
Druze are somewhat alike to Muslims but they are NOT Muslims.
A Dervish is a distant type of Muslim, much more than the difference between Shi'a and Sunni Muslim people, dervishes spin in a trance, holding a board to represent their gravestone, their tall hat also represents same thing. They are weird. But still Muslim
You could say dervish are Muslim the same way you called Mormons a christain.
Sorry /b/ro, we call those "Toggenburgers".
They are production goats. keep the lambs away and stop milking her. watch out for mastitis though. keep some injectable oxytetracicline ready though. 1 cc per 10 kg bodyweight
But if you want to keep the milk, you can milk her daily, to trice daily.
No I keep production goats. they need high care. petting zoo's cant afford that care.
It is verry difficult, but being my own boss is rewarding though.
We use paint to mark if something is wrong with a goat. goats love the taste of paint and diesel lol.
I have 20 Ha of ground. 9ha wich is barn. 1600 goats are being milked.
Goats demolish everything they see. They WILL demolish dicks.
>You could say dervish are Muslim the same way you called Mormons a christain.
Or I could say that all religious movements/beliefs are the literal crux of humanity and that the only way we will progress as a species is that any and all religions are stamped out.
BTW goat thread is good. Post more brogoats.
>mfw Im actually jealous of a farmer
>mfw I could never do the work required to be a farmer
We already have a method to render then infertile- it's the so called oral polio vaccine. One scientist discovered that it also contains a strong biowealponised agent created by recombinant virus target in bacteria to attack human gamete precursor cells's altered envelope antigen markers.
The polio vaccine is tainted with this and the Muslims Kmow it.. Thankfully enough are duped into taking the several doses for it to take effect.
And i always blaze whilst milking.
It's a very repetitive work, but with some good tunes it becomes fun.
It happens accidentally and sporadically.
When i fill up my front loader i always spill a bit.
when the goats smell it, they lick it.
That's why i have a shotgun. I also have expensive machinery.
You have my sympathy .
What is your favorite goat recipe?
What is your favorite method of killing said goat?
When the fuck will the price of goats go back down in Texas so I can buy some more goats at auction for my buddies ranch.
[spoiler]my fave sand nigger goat recipe: http://www.instructables.com/id/Curried-Goat/?ALLSTEPS[/spoiler]
OP here i like to run naked through the herd wearing only my wifes heels and candy red lipstick. then i like to spank every goat with my leather flogger and crab walk my way back to the house singing "its raining men"
Goat ate the tyres of my bicycles.
Goat ate radiator fluid from garden traktor and it died.
Goat ate mailbox post.
Goat ate an old horse-saddle that fell down.
Goats eat rocks if you let them.
Quads satan nigger goat recipe........
I was born with a silver spoon up my ass.
and grateful for it. The company dates back to my grandfather.
Grandpa and pa kept pigs. I kept pigs for 2 years, but because of swine flu, i had to clean everything. Then I bought 600 goats and rebuilded my company. got rich because of the milkpowderincident in china. goatmilk skyrocketed.
Bullet2brain. quick, almost painless... i honestly hope.
No. muslims only live in the city's. they're cityfolk.
Ask another company.
I Really love the way i'm producing right now. I wan't to produce more milk. so I'll keep "worshiping" my goats if you don't mind.
>If i ever catch you in my barn, i will aim for your belly.
I deliver my milk to HGM (hyproca goat milk) they sell it to the guy who makes nutrilon (Babymilk) .
Goats will try to eat meat if you don't watch out.
Dear science, no.
Nope. I hope someone does.
I know a cow farmer who does it on the side.
Do you ever have problems with these guys?
No one learned them manners.
I teached my goats not to steal my tobacco.
I'm still have a giant loan I have to pay.
That's the farmers life.
You can buy them.
It's because my pa wanted me to. I don't know what else I could do.
Maybe work on someone else farm, or be a drugsdealer.
Farming is almost all i know.
I don't know all of them, but i have my favorite goats. those I give names. but the others just have a number. but i know almost all of them by face.
Pic related, my all-time favorite goat, "Vlekkie" (spot in engrish)
I simply hope for the best.
If i have to demolish the barn, i can't breed more goats. the only choice i have in that situation is replenish.
In the winter i work in the barn all day.
Subsidies. Governments give famers billions in subsidies. Sometimes governments even pay farmers - to NOT farm.
Oh yes, farmers are the biggest welfare group in the western world.
The more you know!
Then why did i start making money 4 years ago?
And have to pay money back?
If i were on welfare, i would a the same budget every year.
They also tend to have a giant persecution complex despite being extremely privileged. That said the banks own them and all their property and they are pretty much just living to work, but so are many other people.
Either way, farmers feed cities so don't get too salty about counting other people's money.
Would it be possible for me to move in as a helping hand for the farm? Its always been a dream of mine to work and live on a farm. Because its nice to get away from personal problems been dealing with my mothers suicide she hung herself so im looking for place to leave too.
I only make pictures of my goats and machines.
Growing still isn't legally in The Netherlands, I don't want to make more evidence than I already have.
Have some goats on a slip 'n slide instead.
I don't think the wife would agree.
Goats also can be very metal \m/.
>farmers feed us! leave them alone! leave their subsidies and welfare alone!1 LEAVE THEM ALONEE!11 They literally feed us!
yeah well let the free markets run wild and watch your food security fall to shit
society is wealth redistribution, bitch and moan all you want but you're as much of a welfare queen as any of them are
I don''t want to induce stress. I really really really need the money.
Stop this shit dude.....
What do you want to know?
Will continue in thread. when bump limit is reached and some questions are not answered properly, will start new one.
I visited a farm/petting zoo in Arizona, USA.
It was Rooster Cogburn's Osteich Farm. Pic related.
It was 44C - like um 110F?
The goats were fun + cute,
Ducks In a caged square trough box of water, prairie dogs surrounded by an electric fence to keep them inside their pen, many many Ostriches, with eggs for sale. He had an odd goat tower. It was a box for four goats with water and windows. the goats queued to try to be one of the four that got to be put in this box for the day. what is odd is that the box was elevated via a scissor lift some 8 or 9 meters up in the air. I have no idea why this exists, but the operator says they Want to go up in the box.
Then years later I saw the round goat tower on the Internet. Gots must like to get high.
Well I do have one superstupid goat.
When i placed some electric fence one particular goat (I call him dummie) kept biting it.
She still bites it once a week.
wel not really petting on the head, but the goats are petting me in this pic.
My goats don't. but there is a breed calle the "mohair" that does.
Our vet vistits once a month to check the goats. I know a lot about disease's too. Diarrhea is a large problem with goat's, so I always keep dofatrim handy.
Dude, fuck isis.
Goat = €
€ = life
What are you implying?