Waifu claiming thread
Do whatever, I don't care.
Rome couldn't have burned in a day, but I know it couldn't have been more than a week. And I know that the children of barbarians become the new tax collectors and priests
You haven't tried drinking bleach. It cleanses all the way down to the soul.
Wow.. you are cute.
I have to admit to not looking for you specifically, and I messed up trying to be nice. I'm sorry about that.
Why are you still alive anyways? Hasn't it been long enough?
I've succeeded in making everyone in my department look like idiots by telling them to say toy boat 5 times fast. Try it if you don't believe me. Also I'm on lunch break.
How is everyone and what is your favorite personality trait your waifu has?
>that qt monotone
MY, MAMMA TOLD ME
GO CLAIM SOME WAIFUS OR YOU'LL BE LONELY
And then uncle Brad showed me some porn
It was of me when I was 5
You're forgiven, mistakes happen
mandatory cc claim
you must https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e_M06YDyY
>Damnit. Have you double checked under the carpet?
yeah it wasn't there
in the shadows screaming incoherently about how FUCKING ANNOYING this fire alarm testing is
Tsuzu! Hope you're doing good.
>explaining Neo how to ERP
Heyo Renge, doing good, what about you?
> favorite personality trait your waifu has?
She sounds selfish but she really cares about others in the end.
>some joke going over my head
That's nothing. Once I was 6 years old
You fucking cheater. Toyboat is literally the hardest tongue twister around
Can't decide. She's pretty adorable overall
that awkward moment when I post my twitch offline screen
sometimes i dress as my waifu, is that weird?
No, that's disgusting and frankly kinda strange.
No that's what /tv/ is for
If i wasn't alive, who would tell you to kill yourself?
Im trying my best
Good to know
Hello my favorite lolli supercomputer
optimistic and nice
Not at all. I'm sure society would be just as fine with it as your parents are.
NO! What's wrong with you?
Kind of. I'd rather live with my waifu rather than be her
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
I'm fine, thanks! I hope you are, too.
>also tfw event rekts your butthole
Yes and No.
hey akiko how is the game coming along?
So, can your waifu dress up as a Nazi?
Unfortunately, Mikan cannot. I'll have to commission that.
I accept all oc
Thats comfy, been a while since I visited /noise/ but I have to go now.
Hey my favorite... zombie... doctor... girl...?
Hey Tats, how's it going today?
If you can't tell, you're probably antisocial enough to literally not care whether or not it's weird, so it doesn't matter anyway.
Where did you get the costume, btw?
I'm doing alright, just way too hot right now.
I just want to eat food.
More of an imperial Japan officer, in unit 731. Though as a Nuremberg doc would be possible
We said "liberty or death!" Though I think we wanted both somehow
Custom order from Etsy, not cheap, very not cheap
No, but she supports Trump.
So and so, health problems here and there, but right now I'm fine. Listening to something.
How are you feeling?
Booby Brother, nice trips.
best girl claimed!
whats up /waifu/?
...How much do you mean by not cheap?
Also, Rika claimed. My first time posting in one of these threads. I've always just lurked
>checked dub dubs
By the way I love your new claiming pic
It has the weird and the funny and cute
Yes, it's me
Where have you been? The last few days were pretty interesting
Been trying to code smooth camera following but it spasms like an epileptic whenever you move so it's frustrating
But haven't you heard, Trump is literally Hitler so supporting him makes you literally a nazi.
I can't remember exactly
She is more of a Frankenstein's monster turned Dr. Frankenstein
Meant to be for
I like this.
Faggot has been spotted.
It's a one day thing, I'm just trying stuff
Thank god there are German speakers here
something something, Heil Hitler 14/88 something
I love it too, omg.
It's awesome and I love it
Bestbro, what have you been up to?
You can claim the waifu, I'm claiming the booty.
Welcome to /waifu/
Don't forget. You're here forever.
>I thought you were the Rikka I knew kek
Are you going to fight the other Rikka to the death?
Oh boy, a new Rikka. How are you?
Largely unrelated but I really miss being in Nürnberg. That's one of my favorite places in the world.
I asked a waifu-related question and got no response from you, tsk tsk.
Yep, I'm fine!
>also tfw event rekts your butthole
I don't know, do shitty shops count?
That's some fine Takao booty.
What's up explosion girl?
>Don't forget. You're here forever.
How you doing?
Also be sure to check out his other stuff under Johny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Wingnut Dishwashers' Union, and Ramshackle Glory
So, what are you up to?
Never been there, but I've never left the US to be honest...
do it for her!
hey Megumin how is it going?
I just came out of my French class and I didn't learn shit because the rest of the students are stupid.
I'm wasting money.
Did you reply to my post?
Hey, how's it going?
Glad to hear your parents paid for it anyway :).
Kind of tired, but then again, I usually am.
What are you listening to?
I have photoshop and no one is online to play WoWs with, so I think Shiro soon can.
So she's a zombie doctor girl?
Did you even understand the quote?
A trip and a quad today, Feelsgoodman
Need help with French or anything?
Just sitting here being lazy.
Well it is French, it was a waste of money to begin with.
I've always loved her
It's the only way
Good, how about yourself?
Nice quads, son. I'm about to take a nap before having to head to work, but I thought I'd make my appearance first
No, it was just as I entered with the start of the thread. What's your favorite personality trait of Emi's?
Go do that sometime. I know it's expensive and difficult but it's a pretty amazing experience to get out of the country.
Cant find my nazi Syndra pic
Same to be honest
Probably will with my family this summer, thinking of either Iceland, UK, Germany or Spain
My usual hipster bullshit.
Got anything planned?
>Off by 1
Nothing much, just chilling~ What about you?
Hello best doctor~ How are you today?
Ace-kun looks great with a beard on :o
Hey Asuka, it's going pretty good~ Thanks for asking. Yourself?
Well she's pretty great!
>Hope you two won't fight eacother
too funny bro, some of us actually have jobs
Hi Yukko, how was your day?
Hi Syndra, did anything fun today?
>Got anything planned?
Despair. That's all.
Oh, and Chivalry with my beloved this weekend.
Really busy.. but I try to come around at least once a day!
What happened this time? More high quality shitposting? :^)
E-2, lol. Just failed my best run yet.
Pathetically, too. 50% on last run on both bosses.
You've already lost.
Fairly boring so far.
Is it safe to assume you are in the same position?
Everything about her is adorable. She's tiny and cute and I want to marry her.
I need Virtual Reality to be easily accessible so I can make sweet, pleasurable love to my Rikka
Beautiful waifu, friendo
great i got nothing to do for like a month!
>anime catch up season
I agree, he does look great with a beard.
Pretty much, there isn't much to do.
I must take a nap before my 2nd shift starts, anons. Thanks for having me
Told some people to kill themselves but that's about it.
What about you?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AND I'M FADING AWAY
Can't go wrong. I'd probably suggest staying generally out of big cities and touristy areas, though. I think you get a much better impression of local culture that way. Unless you're going to see that city, of course.
I'm making it through the day. Work sucks but that's life.
Trips confirm they should an hero.
Also just got sent this picture of my doge. Can I be this comfortable just once in my life?
>I need Virtual Reality to be easily accessible so I can make sweet, pleasurable love to my Rikka
oh boy. Other Rikka has already won the battle
Thank you friend
That's great! What are you gonna do after the month is done?
Dubs confirms it
>E-2, lol. Just failed my best run yet.
E-2 is a bit of a bitch on final kill even on easy, sadly.
Cute dog by the way
I haven't played since the beta. Is it any good?
Get out of my internet right now
I'v been coding a bit but I got tired and the script for the camera gave it epiliepsy which fucks with your head if you watch it for some time
Lots of it, high quality salt. We got a great copypasta out of it.
What else? Some petty drama, most of the progress on my game, Syndra telling people to kys and that's pretty much it
i havean internship with a church as a minister of music. its going to be so much fun!
The most precious possession in this world though - are its own people.
And for these people - and for this nation, we have to struggle and fight.
And never to languish; and never to weaken; and never to give up; and never to despair.
I need private classes, because every class I go is full of retards.
"Ici, c'est ton quarter?"
"Oui, c'est le mien"
It's not that hard, we've been stuck at the mon, mien, ton, tien stuff for a week! Fuck!
French is great to get 3DPD pussy though. Someone needs to know French when France changes its official language to Arabic
You should know I never give up, my dear Yuuko
She never gives up. No matter the difficulties, she keeps going.
>Be an athlete
>Be an athlete and win races against people with legs
Yea, I'm afraid that is a little too hipster for me.
I'm planning to put Shiro in some nice Hugo Boss clothes, but it proves to be tricky.
Yes, but I have trouble imagining the socially inept crossdressing cosplayer to do normie stuff like having a job.
That makes two, wanna sleep with me?
Nothing really, the only ''fun'' thing I did was reading a manual.
world wide free ~
change ip for more~
A beautiful speech by the worlds most famous artist.
I need that too.
D.Va is my wife from now on <3
Hey, rude :(
I speak french fluently, I can maybe help
>French is great to get 3DPD pussy though.
good luck with it then
nice doge, how old is it?
im the 1%, its hard to believe, I know
So a normal day then? :o
Damn.. I don't want to learn coding anymore ;-;
I hope you'll finish the game in time friend~
That's great! Gotta get that experience~
What do you want to be after that internship?
Stay safe friend
It's inherently broken so you have to learn how to work with that in order to compete, which causes the learning curve. We really enjoy it, though. It's my go-to multiplayer game for PC.
The most disturbing of all fetishes.
You'll be into it soon enough...
If you're driving, stop posting. Don't put other peoples lives at risk.
Absolutely ancient, 15 now.
Well put. I've gotta say that I also love how she maintains her positivity despite all the shit she's gone through and everything she continues to deal with. She is truly a warrior.
Are you still mad?
>It's inherently broken so you have to learn how to work with that in order to compete
Sound like a Bethesda game.
Ah, I see.
BUILD THAT WALL.
If you stay here, I'll probably ask you for help, I can't learn crap when I'm ahead of my class
I gotta reproduce. Nazi babies won't make themselves.
French is silk for your ears. Anyone saying otherwise is memeing.
Makes me wish I could be more like her.
Shouldn't have stolen my quads
Yea thanks, I'll hang around though, can't stay away from you guys long
remember kids, don't post and drive
It's great to see something come from a bunch of numbers and codes but it sure can get frustrating as well
Reposting ts3 link because im bored of this skyrim talk.
I want to ask my waifu if I can hotdog her in spats!
I will, probably. Don't hesitate to ask
Don't be mad
>French is silk for your ears.
I somehow read that as "French are a folklore"
I really don't know how i managed that..
Yeah.. I can only imagine~
Stay safe anyway
>im the 1%
Well then, as long as you are a productive member of society I don't mind if you're having unusual hobbies. Especially not if it's a way of honoring your waifu.
Keep up the crossdressing!
Can't stump the trump!
I was actually rooting for Teddy, but I guess they can't have a serial killer in the white house.
That's even worse.
RIP in guac, best candidate.
No! It's better than that, at least!