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Waifu claiming thread
Do whatever, I don't care.
Rome couldn't have burned in a day, but I know it couldn't have been more than a week. And I know that the children of barbarians become the new tax collectors and priests
Akiko claimed
miku plz
>>683961718
You haven't tried drinking bleach. It cleanses all the way down to the soul.
>>683962146
fran
>>683961640
Wow.. you are cute.
I have to admit to not looking for you specifically, and I messed up trying to be nice. I'm sorry about that.
>>683961893
Why are you still alive anyways? Hasn't it been long enough?
>>683962062
Kyoko!
ONCE I WAS 7 YEARS OLD
I love my waifu….
Tenryuu claimed
>explaining Neo how to ERP
I've succeeded in making everyone in my department look like idiots by telling them to say toy boat 5 times fast. Try it if you don't believe me. Also I'm on lunch break.
How is everyone and what is your favorite personality trait your waifu has?
>that qt monotone
>>683962202
MY, MAMMA TOLD ME
GO CLAIM SOME WAIFUS OR YOU'LL BE LONELY
>>683962278
So, sex ed?
>>683962191
Yuuko
>>683962202
And then uncle Brad showed me some porn
It was of me when I was 5
Sanya Claimed
>>683962194
You're forgiven, mistakes happen
>always here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BA3aAOE4bk
>>683962434
>>683961985
mandatory cc claim
>>683960857
you must https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e_M06YDyY
>>683958606
>Damnit. Have you double checked under the carpet?
yeah it wasn't there
>sachi claim
in the shadows screaming incoherently about how FUCKING ANNOYING this fire alarm testing is
>claiming yume
>>683962194
Tsuzu! Hope you're doing good.
>>683962191
Yuuko.
>>683962278
>explaining Neo how to ERP
Sounds "fun"
>>683962287
Heyo Renge, doing good, what about you?
> favorite personality trait your waifu has?
She sounds selfish but she really cares about others in the end.
>>683962202
>some joke going over my head
That's nothing. Once I was 6 years old
>>683962287
You fucking cheater. Toyboat is literally the hardest tongue twister around
>favorite trait
Can't decide. She's pretty adorable overall
>>683962604
Hey Sachii
Shiro claimed.
Hey everyone!
>>683961985
can i claim real life waifus?
>>683962815
No.
>>683962691
that awkward moment when I post my twitch offline screen
sometimes i dress as my waifu, is that weird?
>>683962815
No, that's disgusting and frankly kinda strange.
>>683962815
No.
>>683962815
No that's what /tv/ is for
>>683962194
If i wasn't alive, who would tell you to kill yourself?
>>683962565
Im trying my best
.
Music.
Now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYEK_yvIWas
>>683962504
Good to know
>>683962765
Hello my favorite lolli supercomputer
>>683962815
No
>>683962287
optimistic and nice
>>683962689
kyouko
>>683962515
https://youtu.be/a49eNfQ0p1M
>>683962885
Not at all. I'm sure society would be just as fine with it as your parents are.
>>683962815
NO! What's wrong with you?
>>683962885
Kind of. I'd rather live with my waifu rather than be her
>>683963080
not sure if sarcasm
>>683962765
Hello Shiro.
Better watch out before I disgrace your bitches and fuck with with a bag on their heads
Der kostbarste Besitz auf dieser Welt, aber - ist das eigene Volk.
Und für dieses Volk - und um dieses Volk, wollen wir Ringen und wollen wir kämpfen.
Und Niemals erlahmen; und Niemals ermüden; und Niemals verzagen; und Niemals verzweifeln.
>>683962432
>>683962717
See
>>683962322
It's a song
It's all I've been doing is posting random song lyrics when I come into the thread nwn
>Tsuyu
>>683962689
I'm fine, thanks! I hope you are, too.
>also tfw event rekts your butthole
>>683962477
Thank you!
>>683962717
Peaches!
>>683962885
Yes and No.
>>683962918
Mooooo.
>>683963011
Good point.
>>683963080
Hi Shiro.
>>683962717
hey akiko how is the game coming along?
>>683963219
no
>>683963271
I expected something else
So, can your waifu dress up as a Nazi?
Unfortunately, Mikan cannot. I'll have to commission that.
>>683963271
emi
>>683963219
I accept all oc
>>683963037
Thats comfy, been a while since I visited /noise/ but I have to go now.
>>683963012
Hey my favorite... zombie... doctor... girl...?
>>683963205
Hey Tats, how's it going today?
>>683963183
If you can't tell, you're probably antisocial enough to literally not care whether or not it's weird, so it doesn't matter anyway.
Where did you get the costume, btw?
>>683962689
I'm doing alright, just way too hot right now.
I just want to eat food.
>>683962918
Moo
>>683963011
https://patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/probably-nothing-possibly-everything
>>683963467
More of an imperial Japan officer, in unit 731. Though as a Nuremberg doc would be possible
We said "liberty or death!" Though I think we wanted both somehow
>>683963540
Custom order from Etsy, not cheap, very not cheap
>>683963271
Hört hört!
>>683963011
legs have been seen
>>683962918
Breast friend.
>>683963271
Que
>>683963316
>>683963652
Mooo moooo.
>>683963422
No, but she supports Trump.
>>683963540
So and so, health problems here and there, but right now I'm fine. Listening to something.
How are you feeling?
>>683963514
Goodbye then.
>>683963422
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>>683963652
interesting reply to me
>>683963777
Booby Brother, nice trips.
best girl claimed!
whats up /waifu/?
>>683963677
...How much do you mean by not cheap?
Also, Rika claimed. My first time posting in one of these threads. I've always just lurked
Mine.
>>683963311
>checked dub dubs
By the way I love your new claiming pic
It has the weird and the funny and cute
>>683963316
Yes, it's me
Where have you been? The last few days were pretty interesting
>>683963398
Been trying to code smooth camera following but it spasms like an epileptic whenever you move so it's frustrating
>>683963822
But haven't you heard, Trump is literally Hitler so supporting him makes you literally a nazi.
>>683963922
hmm......around £250
I can't remember exactly
>>683963540
I'm good.
She is more of a Frankenstein's monster turned Dr. Frankenstein
>>683963783
>Touches cow
>>683963864
Meant to be for
>>683963422
>>683963652
I like this.
Thank you.
>>683963690
Faggot has been spotted.
>>683963401
It's a one day thing, I'm just trying stuff
>>683963467
Yuuko
>>683963681
Thank god there are German speakers here
>>683963783
something something, Heil Hitler 14/88 something
>Bestbro
Claimed.
>>683964018
I love it too, omg.
It's awesome and I love it
>>683964135
>>683964177
Bestbro, what have you been up to?
>>683964226
You can claim the waifu, I'm claiming the booty.
I'm back~
>>683963922
Welcome to /waifu/
Don't forget. You're here forever.
>I thought you were the Rikka I knew kek
>>683964226
I will ravage that ass.
>>683963922
Are you going to fight the other Rikka to the death?
>>683964226
Nice eyes
>>683963922
Oh boy, a new Rikka. How are you?
>>683963652
Largely unrelated but I really miss being in Nürnberg. That's one of my favorite places in the world.
>>683964177
I asked a waifu-related question and got no response from you, tsk tsk.
>>683963316
Yep, I'm fine!
>also tfw event rekts your butthole
What map?
>>683963422
I don't know, do shitty shops count?
>>683964226
That's some fine Takao booty.
>>683964289
What's up explosion girl?
>Don't forget. You're here forever.
>
>>683963922
Welcome, Rika!
How you doing?
>>683964137
Also be sure to check out his other stuff under Johny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Wingnut Dishwashers' Union, and Ramshackle Glory
>>683964268
So, what are you up to?
>>683964289
>Explosions
>>683964365
Never been there, but I've never left the US to be honest...
>>683964289
do it for her!
hey Megumin how is it going?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8221813
>Phoenix claimed
>>683964444
>stole my quads
Get fucked D.Va
>>683964268
I just came out of my French class and I didn't learn shit because the rest of the students are stupid.
I'm wasting money.
>>683964365
Did you reply to my post?
>>683964444
Checked
The best
>>683963316
Hey, how's it going?
>>683963677
>>683964134
Glad to hear your parents paid for it anyway :).
>>683963822
Kind of tired, but then again, I usually am.
What are you listening to?
>>683963422
I have photoshop and no one is online to play WoWs with, so I think Shiro soon can.
>>683964135
So she's a zombie doctor girl?
>>683964177
Did you even understand the quote?
>>683964593
A trip and a quad today, Feelsgoodman
>>683964606
Need help with French or anything?
>>683964482
Just sitting here being lazy.
>>683964606
Well it is French, it was a waste of money to begin with.
>>683964586
Suit
>>683964606
Just give up learning french.
>yuuko
>>683964289
I've always loved her
>>683964332
It's the only way
>>683964365
Good, how about yourself?
>>683964444
Nice quads, son. I'm about to take a nap before having to head to work, but I thought I'd make my appearance first
>>683964606
No, it was just as I entered with the start of the thread. What's your favorite personality trait of Emi's?
>>683964482
Go do that sometime. I know it's expensive and difficult but it's a pretty amazing experience to get out of the country.
Cant find my nazi Syndra pic
>>683964586
Hey Feenie
>>683964851
I see
+Nice lewd.
>saved
>>683964704
Essentially
>>683964823
Same to be honest
>>683964866
Probably will with my family this summer, thinking of either Iceland, UK, Germany or Spain
Dibs
>>683964704
My usual hipster bullshit.
https://youtu.be/_exXsEnlZ2A
Got anything planned?
>>683964443
>Off by 1
Nothing much, just chilling~ What about you?
>>683964482
Hello best doctor~ How are you today?
>>683964586
Ace-kun looks great with a beard on :o
>>683964552
Hey Asuka, it's going pretty good~ Thanks for asking. Yourself?
>>683964851
Well she's pretty great!
>Hope you two won't fight eacother
>>683964704
too funny bro, some of us actually have jobs
>>683964847
Hi Yukko, how was your day?
>>683964851
>lewd pic
>
>>683964973
Hi Syndra, did anything fun today?
>>683965081
>Got anything planned?
Despair. That's all.
Oh, and Chivalry with my beloved this weekend.
>>683964018
Really busy.. but I try to come around at least once a day!
What happened this time? More high quality shitposting? :^)
>>683964376
E-2, lol. Just failed my best run yet.
Pathetically, too. 50% on last run on both bosses.
>>683964704
Sleepy!
>>683964851
You've already lost.
>>683965143
Fairly boring so far.
Is it safe to assume you are in the same position?
>>683965007
Everything about her is adorable. She's tiny and cute and I want to marry her.
I need Virtual Reality to be easily accessible so I can make sweet, pleasurable love to my Rikka
>>683965125
Beautiful waifu, friendo
>>683965125
great i got nothing to do for like a month!
>anime catch up season
My lovely waifu.
>>683965125
I agree, he does look great with a beard.
>>683965269
Pretty much, there isn't much to do.
>>683965279
I must take a nap before my 2nd shift starts, anons. Thanks for having me
>>683965143
Told some people to kill themselves but that's about it.
What about you?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AND I'M FADING AWAY
>>683965008
Can't go wrong. I'd probably suggest staying generally out of big cities and touristy areas, though. I think you get a much better impression of local culture that way. Unless you're going to see that city, of course.
>>683964851
I'm making it through the day. Work sucks but that's life.
>>683965444
Trips confirm they should an hero.
Also just got sent this picture of my doge. Can I be this comfortable just once in my life?
>renge
>>683965279
>I need Virtual Reality to be easily accessible so I can make sweet, pleasurable love to my Rikka
oh boy. Other Rikka has already won the battle
Thank you friend
>>683965353
That's great! What are you gonna do after the month is done?
>>683965411
Dubs confirms it
>>683965239
>E-2, lol. Just failed my best run yet.
E-2 is a bit of a bitch on final kill even on easy, sadly.
>>683962445
overrated junk
>>683965125
Lazy
>>683965572
Makes sense
Cute dog by the way
>>683965188
>Chivalry
I haven't played since the beta. Is it any good?
>>683964706
Get out of my internet right now
>>683965125
Fucking D.Va
I'v been coding a bit but I got tired and the script for the camera gave it epiliepsy which fucks with your head if you watch it for some time
>>683965239
Lots of it, high quality salt. We got a great copypasta out of it.
What else? Some petty drama, most of the progress on my game, Syndra telling people to kys and that's pretty much it
>>683965596
i havean internship with a church as a minister of music. its going to be so much fun!
>>683964704
The most precious possession in this world though - are its own people.
And for these people - and for this nation, we have to struggle and fight.
And never to languish; and never to weaken; and never to give up; and never to despair.
>>683964706
I need private classes, because every class I go is full of retards.
"Ici, c'est ton quarter?"
"Oui, c'est le mien"
It's not that hard, we've been stuck at the mon, mien, ton, tien stuff for a week! Fuck!
>>683964823
French is great to get 3DPD pussy though. Someone needs to know French when France changes its official language to Arabic
>>683964847
You should know I never give up, my dear Yuuko
>>683964866
She never gives up. No matter the difficulties, she keeps going.
>Be an athlete
>Lose legs
>Be an athlete and win races against people with legs
Perfection
>>683965081
Yea, I'm afraid that is a little too hipster for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoSGFGg8ijU
I'm planning to put Shiro in some nice Hugo Boss clothes, but it proves to be tricky.
>>683965133
Yes, but I have trouble imagining the socially inept crossdressing cosplayer to do normie stuff like having a job.
>>683965239
That makes two, wanna sleep with me?
>>683965444
>Checked
Nothing really, the only ''fun'' thing I did was reading a manual.
>>683965416
Bye anon.
reminder ~~
0.99 ~
world wide free ~
change ip for more~
>>683965851
A beautiful speech by the worlds most famous artist.
>>683965416
Sleep well!
>>683965279
I need that too.
D.Va is my wife from now on <3
>>683965808
Hey, rude :(
>>683965851
I speak french fluently, I can maybe help
>>683965851
>French is great to get 3DPD pussy though.
Absolutely disgusting.
>>683964018
good luck with it then
>>683965572
nice doge, how old is it?
Driving
Bleh
>>683965893
im the 1%, its hard to believe, I know
>>683965851
>french
>not any mudslime gibberish
try again
>>683965713
So a normal day then? :o
>>683965808
Damn.. I don't want to learn coding anymore ;-;
I hope you'll finish the game in time friend~
>>683965817
That's great! Gotta get that experience~
What do you want to be after that internship?
>>683966310
Stay safe friend
>>683965789
It's inherently broken so you have to learn how to work with that in order to compete, which causes the learning curve. We really enjoy it, though. It's my go-to multiplayer game for PC.
>>683966248
kektus
>>683966248
The most disturbing of all fetishes.
You'll be into it soon enough...
>>683966310
If you're driving, stop posting. Don't put other peoples lives at risk.
>Tsuyu
>>683966304
Absolutely ancient, 15 now.
>>683965851
Well put. I've gotta say that I also love how she maintains her positivity despite all the shit she's gone through and everything she continues to deal with. She is truly a warrior.
>>683966310
Continue posting, nothing wrong can happen.
>>683966675
Froggo y
>>683965851
Are you still mad?
>>683966382
>It's inherently broken so you have to learn how to work with that in order to compete
Sound like a Bethesda game.
>>683965893
Ah, I see.
https://youtu.be/8sQ8R54C53o
BUILD THAT WALL.
>>683966237
Indeed.
>>683966245
If you stay here, I'll probably ask you for help, I can't learn crap when I'm ahead of my class
>>683966248
I gotta reproduce. Nazi babies won't make themselves.
>>683966335
French is silk for your ears. Anyone saying otherwise is memeing.
>>683966794
Makes me wish I could be more like her.
>>683966921
*Sounds
Best girl claim.
>>683966245
Shouldn't have stolen my quads
>>683966304
Yea thanks, I'll hang around though, can't stay away from you guys long
>>683966310
remember kids, don't post and drive
>>683966354
It's great to see something come from a bunch of numbers and codes but it sure can get frustrating as well
Reposting ts3 link because im bored of this skyrim talk.
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
I want to ask my waifu if I can hotdog her in spats!
>>683966967
I will, probably. Don't hesitate to ask
>>683967205
Don't be mad
>pats
>>683966354
>>683966611
>>683966821
Im at a red light rn
I said driving b4 i started
>>683966967
>French is silk for your ears.
I somehow read that as "French are a folklore"
I really don't know how i managed that..
>>683966921
I'm not mad, I'm... Disappointed
>>683967205
Yeah.. I can only imagine~
>>683967320
Stay safe anyway
>>683967391
Cheer up
take this
>>683966323
>im the 1%
Well then, as long as you are a productive member of society I don't mind if you're having unusual hobbies. Especially not if it's a way of honoring your waifu.
Keep up the crossdressing!
>>683966921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayyx8yx1l6g
Can't stump the trump!
I was actually rooting for Teddy, but I guess they can't have a serial killer in the white house.
>>683967289
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8224816
>Phoenix
>>683967391
>Disappointed
That's even worse.
>>683967682
RIP in guac, best candidate.
https://youtu.be/7yHckRTkcZg
>>683967627
Thanks beautiful
>>683966921
>bethesda
No! It's better than that, at least!
kanade 4life
>>683966422
God help me.
>>683966967
Test tube babies are a thing.
-Holstaur image.
New bread?
>>683968444
trips demands new bread
