Data is running out, gf kicked me out of my own apt. Gonna kill myself. How do I film it so /b/ can watch?
>go get gas for car
>speed like maniac till cops get on you
>you'll be on TV if you run away from cops
>don't get caught
>run at police officers with your lil dick knife
>get shot on live television
Oh and write the date and /b/ on windshield so we know it's you
That was my first thought but she called the cops and said that I beat and raped her. I'm going to jail either way, just would rather be dead than imprisoned because of lies.
The data has more to do with uploading a webm or video. I need a way to live stream my death without consuming a lot of data, so it doesn't cut out. I'm not killing myself because of the data, just want to be able to show my death to you people.
Wire up (microphone) and get her to say that. Then let her sue your ass of and present tape on final day of court hearing to fuck her over for wrongful proscecution. Does someone have the screengrab of the guy that actually did that btw?
femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL
also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores
I'm in Madison, WI. Where is the nearest publicly available street camera? I'm in a brown shirt and blue vest.
There are a lot of reasons for killing myself, but basically she has made me feel worthless and has lied to the police about me because I can't support her spending habits. Not trying to be talked out of killing myself, just want to film it for you.
THAT'S why you're suiciding, are you a fucking child? Man, if it's yours then you can call the police on her, if you're on a stable relationship then the judge will at least tell you to sell your apt and give half the money to her.
>car is full of trash
>drives an automatic
>can't even afford a proper knife
Yeah you should definitely kill yourself. Also we don't care how tbh. But atleast try to kill as many people as you can before you an hero, thats a good way to make up for being such a massive faggot.
Also dude if ur serious bro don't do it. I have suicidal thoughts alot all you gotta do is smoke or drink and realize it will get better man. It sounds autisticly simple but just think about that bro your using a permenant solution to a temporary problem
OP are you kidding? Your going to kill yourself because your gf kicked you out of your apartment? Nigga call the damn police, if it's under your name she can't do that. Just leave her if she makes you like shit. Stop being a fag OP
Fine. You should kill yourself for being such a spineless pussy. You know that she can't just say you raped her with no evidence right? There is a legal system. Sounds to me like you spent too much time on 4chan believing there blown out of proportion anti feminist shit.
Lawyer, if someone told the police I killed a guy then I still have to go under investigation, whatever man,
You wanna do it, do it, but you'll have to admit it's because you're a fgt, not because of false rape claims, try to kill her and then yourself, that'd be cool
>rolling just in case not b8
>rolling in case epic bread
>OP you would /b/ legend
>also if do make sure shiny and chrome
Seppuko in a public place. Make a show of it.
Someone is sure to film it and the film is sure to leak onto the web.
>Just pray for me if you see me on the news.
Dunno if it's the right spot and the line is slow as fuck, eurofag here
im confused the link wont work for me anyways for some odd reason. website looks fucked but the link was
I didn't kill myself I just slightly made my neck leak a bit. I then accidentally died from running away from people trying to help and repeatedly tripping onto my knife again.
No suicide kthnxbai.
Faggot won't do it, story is bullshit. If you use too much data it just charges you overages on your monthly bill. What kind of faggot cares about their cell phone bill when they're dead
Because anon is just being a pussy and suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. When I had cancer last year I almost an hero'd because of the pain and i'm glad I didn't now
I'm not the faggot killing myself, I'm the faggot saying let him he an hero you fucking cuck. Hardship or not we can't compare each other to him. Retard, your generation is the reason why none of us have good role models.
From an oldfag lurker, don't kill yourself, your life is the only thing you truly have, once it's gone you cease to exist, please continue to live through the shit to better times, please
How the hell did you find this? Ash, I don't really care anymore. There's nothing worth living for at this point in my life. I don't want to hurt you, don't worry about what they're saying here.
>and present tape on final day of court hearing to fuck her over for wrongful proscecution
Do you know how courts work? You have to submit evidence before hearings begin. You can't surprise them with a "gotchya" piece of evidence at the last second.
I have family in madison. I would recommend quit being such whiney little bitch and suck it up. 'i'm sad my gf dumped me' so fucking what. It happens to everyone. Get over it and move on, find a new girl. shit stops sucking soon.
>You know that she can't just say you raped her with no evidence right?
Actually. Yes. She can. Did you suddenly forget Blacks and Women exist or something? As long as the White man abides by the law everything is the way it should be.
Okay, already contacted the police department that something is going on near "https://cameras.cityofmadison.com/advanced.web#eyJsIjowLCJpdGVtcyI6W3sicCI6MCwicyI6IjAiLCJpIjo0NTk3NzYsInQiOiJjYW1lcmEifV0sInNiIjoxLCJtIjoxfQ==" this
Seriously dude just stop it. I really don't know if you're serious at this point but suicide wouldn't be a solution to anything. Dont listen to these faggots. Like "remember to use a tripod" what the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Oldfag here as well, kind of agree, you will hurt a lot of people doing this regardless of how little you think people think of you.
But go ahead and ignore us, your 5 seconds of internet fame will probably be worth it
We've been over this. An heroing is pathetic if you do it in a pathetic way. Go out and kill some gangsters or some shit and then an hero fool. You free yourself from the chains of morals, you have that ONE chance to make your life worth something and you fucking ruin it by dying like a fucking pussy?
>Could we have two anons in a week that deliver using periscope
>I hope you're like Tim
Heres what you do. Goto to nearest mcdonalds or any business with wifi. Get periscope app and start streaming. Start waving knife and airsoft gun around. Cops come. Point gun at them and boom suicide by cop and you win the internet today and rise to valhalla
dammit op just get your shit together stop being a fag get glass of water lay down on the grass close your eyes we all know your not gonna kill yourself
Alright OP, tell me this won't be a useless thread where you won't actually do it so I can know if I can just leave or not.
I'd try convincing you not to kill yourself like the rest of these faggots but I know you're determined and have pretty much no desire to hear it anyway.
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some prick saying he gonna kill himself but is trolling everyone into thinking he really is gonna do it but he wont cause op is a fag
Your concern over streaming your suicide is that you'll incur overage charges on a bill you won't live to receive?
No it doesn't. Literally any other place especially THE REAL WORLD doesn't accept rape. You're just a fucking scumbag who if isn't dragging others down to his level, is trying to justify his actions with a simple "this website doesn't care so it doesn't matter"
The only pussy you've ever gotten has only been with drunk girls huh anon? Fucking pathetic.