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ITT: We all work in a restaurant
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*spits in salad*
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God damnit anon, you undercooked the jews, start over
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>>683957794
WHO PUT THE JUICE IN ZE OVEN
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>>683957730
Boogers and cum
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May I take your hat, sir?
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>>683957996
More manly, Patrick!
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WHO LEFT THAT GODDAMN BANANA ON THE FLOOR
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Someone make sure the cams in the bathroom are rolling and in focus. We have a moddle school cheer squad coming in tonight.
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>>683958046
GIVE ME THAT HAT
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>>683957593 you
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>>683957912 you
>>683957964 you
>>683957996 you
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>>683958202 you
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This one nigger wants to eat pussy. How do I tell him that we cant cook Cats??
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I think I accidentally the chef
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Why is there naked humanoid animals and toilets brimming with shit in the kitchen?
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>>683958526
Fucking hell, there's this blind guy with a cat, just take that shit he won't notice.
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There's a table of Canadians out there that I'm not fucking serving. You guys can toss for it.
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WORLD STAR!?
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Sit down anon and watch our training video. I'll be back to get you in a half hour.
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>>683957593

hey this guy says his eggs were runny, he wants you to redo them
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>>683957593
I... I spilled chocolate all over my feminine penis, c...can someone clean it up for me m-my hands are f-full...
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>>683959042
his mom is runny
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>>683959170

look jimmy, you just cant rustle the customers like that, ok? you pull that shit again and you're fired mister, FIRED.
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>>683958419
yes sjef
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Hey, stop fighting.
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>>683959628
...please, it's g-gonna spill on the floor, senpai! Ju-just use a napkin to wipe it off, p-please!!
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>>683958315

>moddle
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it's dat boi!

oh shit waddup
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>>683959168
GAAAHHH! We can't let the boss see you like this! Hurry, come with me into the freezer closet!
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>>683959906
Gary just stop with the feminine penis senpai shit. We're all getting tired of it and nobody is going to touch it. Just go in the bathroom and wash up.
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15 feminazi's booked table 7, anon can you go down a check wether the beams can hold that kind of pressure?
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>>683960187
Pete don't encourage him
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>>683960253
Your stupidity is beyond belief...!
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>>683960379
Yeah and you cannot possibly fathom the amount of fucks I do not give. Get back to work.
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>>683959877
starts the singles pick with dubs, nice
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OH MY GOD, vegetarian at 11 o'clock, Fetchez la vache!
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>>683960253
I legally ch...changed my name, b-bucko. You bett-better refer to me as Yennifur from now o-o-on or you'll be hearing from HR, ki-kid. Now get on your kn...knees and worship my fe...feminine penis.
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>>683958994

what is that channels name again
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>>683960667
Melonpan, fam
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Did somebody order a pizza?
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>>683960762
>Melonpan

<3
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This cat won't get out, pls help! LOOK AT HIS FACEWWWWWWWW!
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>>683960639
No, no, she said "vagitarian". It means that she only eats pussy.
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>>683960660
Are you re..re...retarded or something?
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>>683961910
Then we should start evacuating our staff immediately. Those pussies aren't safe here.
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>>683962011
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>>683961337
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Watch the times on those tickets alex
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So, um, you know how niggers never pay their debts? Well, a black guy dressed in a hoodie just walked in asking where the fried chicken is at... how should we proceed?
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>>683962607
Stand your ground
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NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
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>>683962607
Oh jesus christ. Where's my gun?
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NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!
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There's some guy shouting "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli" at the front. Do we just give him ravioli or tell him to fuck off?

captcha: select salads.
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The banana split got a splendid review from a local Yelp critic.
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>>683963635
Kick him in the dick
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A customer asks if it's OK to bring their dog to the table. Do we accept?
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>>683964096
can do

captcha: select all the food, captcha wants this thread
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>>683964425
depends what kind?
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>>683964544
Samoyed. It is cute.
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>>683957593
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_
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Do we accept EBT cards here?
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