That's not funny. That's really not funny
Anyone got the screenshot story where a guy greentexts about how he bought an apartment building and lived in one unit and rented the others to cute girls. He let them think he was just a tenant and then when they were short on tent he'd "pay" it for them and get pussy in return. Who remembers this?
So many fucking tl;dr's in this thread. Of well. I'll get to them eventually.
Some OC for you fucks
>Im into Ubexing and such. I'm a fearless motherfucker.
>Know of this cool old lead mine that has been abandoned for years
>buildings are rusty as fuck
>Go into the grounds and look around
>wander around the mill
>wind picks up and asbestos rains down from the roof
>hightail it out of there for now.
>wind calms down
>go back in, steal a ball out of the ball mill
>I still have it somewhere I think
>those steel balls are heavy
>Wander over to the safety building which is completely collapsed
>Climb up the water tower to get a nice view
>check out the other buildings.
>see the explosive shed, go to check it out
>nothing in there.
>finally, try the hoist house
>of all the buildings this one is the coolest
>connected to the mill with huge overhead conveyors which are half collapsed
>giant motors, the giant winch, metal girders everywhere
>walking along, making sure to take note of where the giant 'you fall in this and you die' hole is.
>Shit was cash
>sit down and relax. Should maybe have considered a less windy day for this.
>looking up at all the steel cables and shit everywhere.
>shrug and start looking for other things
>bump into a lever while walking around.
>lever flops over to the ground
>pull lever back to the way it was
>Jerk lever as hard as I can
>watch as the cables start getting taut.
>Watch as the cables start spinning super fast
>Probably a car laden with something is now flying down into the earth at troll speed.
>There is a sudden loud BANG! and the cables get really taut and something breaks
>The cables go slack and I look overhead to see that the wheel up above is falling down
>Lever is useless at this point
>start to look for a way out but am too dumb to just run
>hear a giant splash reverberating out of the hole as steel cables fall down
>everything slowly settles down
>things seem normal again
>all is quiet
>PAP! CLINK CLINK CLINK!
>What the fuck?
>Start backing up towards door
>PAP! PAP! PAP! CLINK! CLINK! CLINK!
>What the fuck is those sounds?
>A rivet falls down from overhead and nails itself into the ground by my feet
>Now it is time to run
>Hightail it to the hole I crawled in
>Popping and clinking becoming more frequent
>Now With Groans! (TM)
>Start to run
>Run, Run Away!
>Turn around to see the hoist house steel framework drop an I beam into the structure
>Structure didn't like that.
>Hoist frame lists to the side
>Giant wheel falls into what was left of the safety building, making the lower of the two conveyors fall down more in the process.
>The first conveyor now buckles and crumples in.
>The weight of these two pull on the wall of the mill, forcing it outwards
>The mill partially collapses on its east side
>The ground shakes with fury as I watch my destruction unfold on state property.
>The hoist house finishes correcting itself
>I leave as the dust settles.
Don't you sort your shit? How many might be duplicates? It's the only way I can keep sane in my 4chan folder. I have greentext folder, dank papes, dank memes, and that's just a few.