Secrets thread. Post your deep dark secrets /b/
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Secrets thread. Post your deep dark secrets /b/
>>683914431
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>683914431
I have a sexual attraction to 13 year old girls, I will never act on such thoughts, but I do.
>>683914542
This nigger can't expect me to click that shit.
>>683914542
>>683914431
I had bi curious thoughts on experimenting but the only guy i am willing to do it with is my best friend
And i wont do it unless he initiates the act
>>683914806
Fucked a Goose
>>683914431
My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
Is the cheating wife from last thread here?
>>683914847
If anything bisexual
>>683914917
>my cars mom
>in the back of my friend
wut
>>683914961
Fuck off White Knight
Take your fedora and katana somewhere else
>>683914431
I only started feeling emotions when I was 15, before that it was either depression or anger and that was it, I still don't feel all of them right now like missing someone or guilt, but I have some at least
>>683914961
yes, why?
im a closet furry
>>683914431
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .
From other thread
Sleep with jizz in undies
>>683915677
me too, that shit ain't healthy
>>683915677
Does it stain?
got caught fapping yesterday on /b/ lol
>>683915820
Yeah pretty much whole bed full of yellow stains
>>683915899
If you were caught it ain't much of of secret now.
>>683914431
I shit myself accidentally every so often. MY wife thinks its hilarious.
>I'm a gambler
I've also lost over 10k in one sitting at a casino
I had my mom wipe my ass until I was 10 or so
when my manager was at lunch I walked into his office, turned off the AC, farted repeatedly, closed the door, and left.
>>683916406
My mom used to dress me in bed before school around 4th grade.
>>683914542
Keked fucking HARD
>>683914431
i'm 23/m and wearing nothing but a diaper which i have no medical need for.
30 years old
still eat my boogers
>>683916897
Glad to know I'm not the only fucked up one, and couldn't you dress yourself?
>>683917037
27, same.
Seeing friends/couples together makes me sad because it's something that I've lost hope in me getting. I'm in the process of losing the will to do anything; it all feels like it's for nothing.
I'm so fucking pathetic that I don't want to get help just to keep up my image, but it's driving me mad.
i dont flush when i shit in public bathrooms.
I had sex in my friends bed
used to fuck a jar jar binks doll in its mouth when I was a kid
had to stop when my dick got too big and started getting caught on the teeth
i stuck my head through my mother's vagina when i was born.
im insecure but i dont rly have any secrets
a few years ago in middle school I gave my friend $2.50 to suck my cock, and another time I slid my dick between my other friend's cheeks during a sleepover
not gay tho
I piss in the sink. Not just in my bathroom, but in nearly every lockable bathroom I've used since I was 15.
had 12 year old GF when I was 21.
>mfw i look back on it.
>>683917277
kek.
i got dubs in secrets thread once.
>>683914806
That's okay lil nig
I used to date a girl who didn't speak my native language
she loved it when I whispered things in my language in her ear
she didn't understand what I was saying
>you ugly bitch
>your tits are different sizes
>I'm gonna choke you out tonight
>if you don't do anal soon, you're getting dumped
>your sister is way hotter than you
>I'm gonna fuck your face until you puke
I hate my fucking self.
My bf of 6 years left me, my one last shred of normality left in my life. If I could break up with myself I would.
I'm scared I might end it one day and I'm afraid of what will become of everything I'll leave behind. I've tried hiding it. Everything I do and say is shit. I can't change because it's me. How can I change me? Either way I'd rather end it. But planning it sounds exhausting. It just feels like every day I'd rather be high. I don't want to live as myself anymore.
Hardly anyone will miss a pathetic piece of shit.
>>683917718
post tits then kill yourself
>>683916411
Kek
>>683915493
I told you to kill yourself adam
Sometimes I finger my bumhole in the shower, it feels nice, and I'm 100% straight
>>683915057
lurk more newfag
Stole a car 12 years ago we would go from car to car checking them for money and valuable shit to sell and I had this habit of taking keys I found.
Few months later I stole the car. We drove it to my friends house and I wanted to park it about 1 mile away and walk to his house but my friend was tripping balls afraid they would figure out who took it so he took it down to Casino after hours and burnt out and shit. It was dark and it was a massive parking lot. They had a boat launch so we put it in neutral and push it in. Got in my other friends car and left.
Fucked a 12 year old when I was 16 not to proud about it but her parents new and didn't care. They where pretty white trash.
>>683914610
reported to FBI.
stole panties from every female I've ever known
>>683917982
Sounds like you're the real trash here.
>>683917037
>>683917158
Not cool
>>683918095
Sure mate, because the feds care that I have sexual fantasies about young teens.
>>683918121
how many you have ? one ?and from your mother?
>>683917230
I fucked my friends sister on his bed and pulled out on his pillow while he was away.
>>683917172
How old are you?
>>683918212
Eh, it's good for the immune system.
>>683917748
Unattractive, you deserve better.
>>683918304
19. Had issues since I was 8.
>>683918255
I don't really keep them, since I'm married and have no place to store them. I just steal them, use them, and dump.
but yes, this includes my mother and sister
probably close to 100 different females at this point
Remember that lady that died in 2007 from drinking too much water in the radio station contest to win a Wii? It was national fucking news, of course you remember.
The whole thing was my fault. I killed her.
my mom's car tried to friend me in the finger of my cars mom.
I tried autofelatio when i was 13 and ejaculated in my mouth
I have bi-curious thought about fucking old men.
I think about cheating on my fiancee everyday.
No.
my mom car finger mom friend mom car mom
![s-l300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/urCtwle.jpg "s-l300[1].jpg")
I was repetedly raped orally by a little kid some years ago. Had to seek counseling and developed alcoholism and trust issues. Pic related: it's me.
>>683914431
Had a wet dream about my cat and press heart to continue last night. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it turned out my cat was just fucking with me while I was asleep, sat on my face or something ( would explain a lot) but still wtf?
>>683917277
So you still do it then
I want to fuck my cousin.
>>683918596
omg that's the exact same doll
I wet the bed this morning. I'm 20.
>>683918528
Things might change. I'm middle aged now and I've gone in and out of those moods several times. Life is really a worthless, lonesome and shitty thing, but it's absolutely possible to be happy for some recurrent periods. I guess the best advice is to give less fucks.
>>683917899
Dude,thats so horrible.I think you're gay,that's impossible to feel nice if you are str8.
>>683918760
Kek, feeling a little tingeling there?
>>683918876
drowning in pleasant memories
>>683918777
You have a case of latent tripsophobia, often accompanied by pissing the bed
one time.... I had consensual sex in the missionary position with a 21 year old girl :/
Have the same dream every night which involves me going into my bathroom and seeing a spider on the cabinet which I then proceed to urinate on.
Also was killed by a dog and was resurrected by gnome like creatures in a cavern that's apparently under my house.
I have never taken drugs.
>>683918596
Kek
>>683918559
My friend fingered my mom's car fingers friend's mom's finger car
i raped my sister
>>683919043
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
I am finally healing
got raped by my brother many times when I was little
never told anyone
I was smoking as a kid and threw out a cigarette by my neighbors house and burned down part of their wooden fence
>>683917718
Just ride it out. Or maybe actually move to another city?
>>683919092
Lolol that's such a funny link. Must check this out all you guys
>>683919092
IM FUCKING DYING
>>683917718
Be a massive whore, mooch off some shitty guy with money. You have a vagina use it. Move on with your life
I only flush the toilet when I took a shit.
>>683918413
"use them"?
>>683919406
2edgy4me
I drank from a bottle until 1st grade. I think maybe it's because I wasn't breast fed by my mum, I have a really bad oral fixation. I'm always smoking or chewing gum and it really sucks.
>>683919460
Explains why you suck all those dicks
>>683919445
cum in them, for example
>>683918430
No but it sounds funny
>>683917172
>this feel
>>683914431
I've had anal sex on the back of a bus with a girl who was 17.
>>683918430
Lol when your electrolytes are out of balance and you drink that much water your cells literally swell up and kill you. GG m8. But got a wii.... So can't complain lol
>>683919703
Why is this secret, you should start all future conversations with this info
I've been smelling my shit every time I wipe for the past year. Sometimes at night I wake up while violently scratching my balls (roommates have seen me doing this). I get drunk at every opportunity, and I go at minimum 5 days between showers. People used to compliment me on my style and how put together I seemed, but now I'm verging on hobo lifestyle. And I also haven't slept in a bed for 2 years.
>>683917172
I didn't think this was s cringe thread kek
>>683914431
I pee when I sneeze.
>>683919504
Was waiting for that, thank you for not disappointing
>>683919809
If not troll I'd suggest psychological help. Sounds like you're going skitz bro
>>683917217
You asshole
I fucked my uncles wife when I was 16...multiple times
>>683919888
Gr8 m8 888/888
sent an anonymous dick pic to my mom
>>683919935
Don't encourage him
>>683919763
Honestly, it's not that much of a secret. But it's the closest thing I've got. The main reason I don't tell anyone is for her sake. But, she called me a rapist. So, yeah fuck that bitch.
>>683920027
That's classic
I have a fetish. Pic related.
>>683920162
They're called Asians
>>683920162
they're called girls
my bellybutton is bleeding
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>683916067
you mean you lost 10k in one *SHITTING* IN THE CASINO AYYYYYYYY
pls post replies with faces of people that look like they are amused by my joke
>>683914431
Went to Thailand and Malaysia for an extended period. Original intent was to fuck a buttload of whores and regular girls.
Did that.
But wound up screwing around almost exclusively with ladyboys.
Was awesome.
>>683920275
Nah
>>683918596
Top kek
fapping to bestiary. no ragrets
>>683918596
show me on the doll where she touched you
>>683919935
I never really thought schizophrenia before, but it seems to line up with quite a few things. For a while I thought it was just a mix of depression, anxiety, and possible autism of something. Welp, I suppose now is as good a time as any to start up therapy
![Challenge-Accepted-Barney-Stinson-06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rT8f94i.jpg "Challenge-Accepted-Barney-Stinson-06[1].jpg")
>>683919809
I don't smell my shit when whiping, but do scratch my asshole at night and smell my fingers, wich I later whipe of on my sheet. Seldom get drunk, but don't own a shower and haven't stepped into one for over a month, which is pretty resently by my standards. Almost all my clothes are second hand and hoboish and I seldom change, since I don't meet any people anyway. Sometimes wear same underpants for weeks. Haven't cut my hair in over a year and never wash it. Still concider myself a pretty neat guy, though.
My dog is licking my dick at this moment
>>683920275
>>683920038
>>683920439
You weren't kidding. Autism sounds about right captain autismo
>>683920449
Have you started on the hobo scraggle beard yet? I know I have. No Shave November kinda just became No Shave.
i didnt use toilet paper for around 10 years now. after i take a shit i sit down in the shower and wash my ass with water
When I first learned about jerkin off when I was about 11 my mom had this hairbrush that was circular and open in the middle on the top. Needless to say I fucked that thing relentlessly in the shower twice a day. And she used it.
E V E R Y D A Y
>>683920449
Where the fuck do you live without a shower but you do have internet.... Priorities ppl. Also anus scratching confirmed, do that on the reg
>>683920535
Eh, most people I know have some form of mental shit so it's not that big of a deal to me. I'll just keep on keepin on
>>683914542
Clicked and kek'd.
Nice with the url encoded characters.
>>683914431
Yes, I can keep a secret. That's why I'm not posting them for you, fucker
>>683920603
Oh I have, but then I started shaving. I think this is my last link to civliced humanity now. Everything else in my lifestyle and appearance is beyond salvation, but at least my face is clean shaven.
>>683914917
>tried
Wut
>>683920822
Then fuck off
>>683914431
retard broke its vow of silence and went insane case closed NO THANKS RETARDS AND LOSERS
>>683920654
That actually sounds an enviromentally responsible solution that more people should take up.
>>683920699
checked
and im an anusscratcher, too. i mean come on sometimes it tickles and then i have to countertickle it
>>683920836
I'm a chemical engineering student who lives secluded with nothing but other chemical engineering students. Looking like a goblin is almost a requirement for the major from my experience.
>>683920949
Eurofags do this shit. I hate tp I use wipes . Would prefer a bidet but not common in USA
>>683920992
With your entire fist
>>683921055
germanfag here, unscented wipes are the best
>>683920461
>Implying there's any other reason to get a dog.
My wife cheated on me almost everyday for a year and a half with a guy she worked with. The affair ended a year or so ago. Now when I kiss or fuck her all I can think about is her with the other guy
>>683920699
Swedish countryside, not very common arrangement. I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's illegal. I'd love to have a shower, but internet is easily more important.
>>683921306
why the fuck would you stay with the whore?
fucked my sister when she was 14 and I was 21.
>best years of my life.
>>683921241
Armyfag here can also confirm
>>683921241
>>683921055
Showerless anon from other posts here. I use unscented wipes for my daily ass/dick cleansing. Not totally sure it works though.
Where exactly are bidés common these days, btw?
>>683921362
If I divorced her and she got my 3 daughters she'd end up fucking a different guy all the time and I didn't want my daughters growing up living like that. My wife's got some issues.
>>683921643
Sounds like they probably aren't even your daughters.
>>683917037
You're not alone
>>683921643
americuck detected.
so how's that freedom (and US divorce courts) working out for you faggot?
>>683921306
We are all stardust, my friend. Or in other words, every atom of your wifes mouth could once have been a part of a stray dogs anus. Just deal with it.
>>683921698
There's a real possibility but they think they are. I wouldn't do anything to hurt them. They need at least one stable parent
>>683921643
DNA test your daughters. Stop being a fucking mangina.
>>683921643
I'm sure she would lose in court. So Fucking divorce already. Unless you get kicks out of it.
>>683921773
black science man is that you?
>>683921830
It's actually a real turn on to think about now that it's over
>>683921927
>>683921927
>>683921927
>>683921927
>>683918528
you're still young man. just keep meeting people, that's all it takes. never gonna find a good girl by sitting on the computer in all your spare time.
>>683921927
can I fuck your daughters?... you know, given that people fucking your immediate family turns you on and shit?
you might get off on it too.
>>683922133
That's just plain f'd up
>>683921633
the bidet came from france i think, like a sink on the floor that sprays watter in such a bow that it can clean your ass, i dont think france uses it anymore. by now its only popular in japan i guess, but not as an extra sink but build in in their weird future toilets, googl that shit. toilets with different flushing and cleaning settings, build in speakers and scentsprayshit (what ever its called)
>>683922182
Welcome to the internet
>>683922182
Im just trying to help the man out and purely unselfish reasons.
ok
>>683922259
Oh, sorry. Then it's ok
>>683922326
>>683914542
Fucking newfags
Shit sniffing quasi-hobo is back. I once masturbated with a friend sleeping within 5 feet of me. I was like 12 at the time
>>683917292
You sick fuck
Ex left me , decided to block me and when we said good bye I told him if he changes his mind and decide to work on a rship to call me back.
He said he'll think about it....How long until he comes back ?
>be me
>7 years old
>sister who is 9 years old
>every night i went secretly in her bed
>mom never noticed
>sister puts down her pants
>start lickin her ass
>that happend 4-5 times
>the last time we did it she said ,,stop anon god is watching us and he dont want it´´
>thats 11 years ago
>we never talked about it
>i think she forgot it
>>683917558
What if she did speak your language, but was really into being degraded?
>>683921830
>I'm sure she would lose in court
AHAHAHAHAHAH
You're joking, right? It's ridiculously difficult for a father to win custody. Barring something like her being insane or a criminal, the mom wins nearly every single time. "she cheated" is not an acceptable reason for the court to grant the dad custody.
This is pretty common knowledge so I am guessing you're either not american or are young. It's a shitty situation for sure but divorce court is just going to make him lose his kids.
>>683914431
because im part black everyone thinks of me of a Swagfag waering caps and and making out with every girl on my school, i never said the sentence : only because im black . i do not use the term nigger . only if it is mentioned by somenelse . im actually not bad at school but im more the videogame dude ...
>>683920654
I do that too. Started developing that when I had bad hemorrhoids. Kinda sucks at times, when visiting people.
i like black people.
>>683918698
Everybody wants to fuck their cousin. That's no secret
>>683918395
Take it easy there.
First off, "tits or gtfo" isn't optional. So... tits.
Second off, you're probably completely normal. What are you? Fat? Nobody really cares, and plenty of dudes like fat chicks. Self-esteem issues are a bitch and all, but you probably look entirely normal and fine. You're just not able to accurately, objectively judge that for yourself, because of you self-image troubles.
Chill.
>>683918921
Zozzle
>>683920366
You fapped to a catalog of beasts? Well done.
Or learn to fucking spell 'bestiality' you dumb fuck.
>>683919142
Gender and details.
I'm a trap who just recently accepted it. Finally started fully shaving and feel im pretty passable. Only my mom and close friends know. Hoping to start hrt soon.
>>683922574
Challenge accepted-guy still battling you here. I did the exact same thing. Also once masturbated (until completion) secretly under blanket while cousin repetedly rewinded sex scene of Terminator 1.
>>683923179
Pic of body please
>>683923179
thats some advanced autism dude
>>683923294
Fuck off, cunt
>>683922638
He'll come back after things go south with that other person he's involved with now. That might take over a year though, at which point your feelings might have changed or you have found another.
>>683914431
When I was 31 a 16-year-old girl, the younger sister of a colleague, asked me to take her virginity. And I did.
>>683923224
>>683917982
>thief
>steals things he has no use for but other people need, cause habit.
>steals and reks peoples car for fun
>had sex with a minor.
>calls other people white trash.
>>683918430
I remember, story?
>>683921643
Ugh; it's this shit that makes me scared to settle down and have kids
>>683923446
Hawt. Pic of front?
Took naked pictures of gf and filmed us having sex. She made me promise I'd delete them. I didn't.
>>683917037
Same bro. I bet money most people do but they feel obligated to act like it's gross.
>>683923417
> 16 year old girl
> asks 31 year old to take her virginity
Yeah. She wasn't a virgin.
>>683923543
I'll post more OC in a trap thread later at work tonight. Gonna start trying to appear on here more. I'm Bekkah btw.
>>683921306
Why the fuck are you still with her then you cuck faggot, grow a set of balls and kill him and her
>>683923404
He's not with anyone
>>683922638
I did that with my gf. It's been four years and several girlfriends later, still waiting for her to call. I guess that's my secret
>>683923691
Yes he is.
>>683914431
I have directly killed 16 people and indirectly killed 36
>>683922679
she hasn't forgotten, she remembers and feels guilty because she's the older one
>>683923762
No.
The reason he left me is because I'm too much of a drama thingie
>>683922679
how does it come about that you just start licking her ass? backstory!
>>683922798
You type like a nigger, nigger. Learn to read.
>>683922798
Nigger
>>683922922
Nigger lover
>>683923212
Okay, you got me beat there. But something I do that I don't quite know if it's bad or not is that I masturbate to pictures of my girlfriend (she doesn't know about the things I posted about btw, otherwise she'd probably leave me) when she was 15-16. She was going through like an emo/scene girl phase and I think she looked really cute. I suppose it's still sorta pedophilia though. Opinions anyone? Is it fucked up?
>>683922725
whoa
>>683923417
I believe you.
Oldfag here in good shape and good looks.
Had a 13 year old girl offer herself to me when I was 34.
I had to decline her for obvious reasons, but fuck if I didnt really consider it.
>MFW as I did.
>>683923804
Nope.
>>683923619
This.
>>683923820
Post tits.
>>683923804
o rly
>>683914431
Like wolf porn… ( the animal)
>>683923619
when you get older you will realize that if you lay on the charm, girls much younger than you are easy to have sex with. they are convinced that they are too mature for boys their age.
>>683923135
male
he started by jerking me off and making me cum
then proceeded to sucking my dick and making me suck his
started when I was maybe 6 and he was 11
it escalated to him fucking my ass a few times/week
lasted for a few years
then it stopped and we never talked about it again
>>683924037 >>683924027
1 tour of Iraq and 2 of Afghanistan
>>683923543
thats haram bro
>>683920272
Hey, cool link, you may be also interested in my link: https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%79%20%61%6d%20%69%20%73%75%63%68%20%61%20%66%75%63%6b%69%6e%67%20%66%61%67%67%6f%74%3f
>>683923683
Aww okay then. Stay sexy, you naughty boy =P
>>683923446
i hope you know that you will burn for this right?!
>>683924176
Mortar?
>>683924299
thats all you been fucking doing today.
did you just fucking find that meme recently and just cant help yourself now? or are you seriously autisitic?
I stole the cookies from the cookie jar, stabbed and raped the owner
>>683924181
I eat pork, drink alcohol and don't fast on Ramadan. You have no power over me!
>>683923941
That's a tricky question. I also masturbated to pictures of my then underaged girlfriend at one point, but we were both underaged when the pictures were taken and both of legal age when I did it. Same thing with just recalling sexually arousing memories. In those cases I would be imagining sexual situations involving two minors, even though one of them is myself. I would never get the idea to have actual sex with an underage person though, so I guess I'm not a pedophile.
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>683924504
So... you fucked his open wound?
>>683914542
Dude what yhe fuck?!
felt up my sister in law's pussy, tits and ass when she was passed out drunk
>>683924368
direct was M4, GPMG, and MK19
indirect was a combination of 81mm mortar, 155mm and CAS.
have final college testing, don't know jack shit on it
>>683924892
i bet you can repeat it, take your time, dont take too much tho
>>683915094
Your a worthless whore and deserve to gang raped by gorillas every day like the whore you are you worthless slut
I used to fucked my boss for over a year and my wife never knew.
>>683914431
i slept whith my best male friend whaen we were 10/ We had anal and oral sex. We did it casually every week until now
20 lvl kun
>>683917352
iam 49 and iam maried to 6x eleven years old girls
>>683924845
Don't sweat it, bro. We are all just recycled star shit just trying to get by
>>683918410
You're not old enough to be allowed to think these things without being laughed at. Don't kill yourself though.
>>683918430
You the host? Producer?
My uncle was killed by a burglar.
Who I had a chance to stop earlier that same night.
>>683925904
Spiderman is that you?
>>683920449
pls one pic of you
>>683918410
Who are you attracted to?
>>683914431
>Post your deep dark secrets /b/
>I would fugg the bunny
>>683924338
>>683924338
>>683924338
>>683925965
>>683917037
19 trying to stop, but it just happens, it's like biting your nails
>>683914431
Tbh I hate myself. I'm studying at one of the most prestigious performance colleges in my country, and it would kill my career if the people around me knew that I have absolutely zero confidence. Every time I say anything to anyone in conversation I cringe and think 'why the fuck would you say shit like that you fucking weirdo'. When I think back to any social interaction I've ever had I just feel so fucking awkward I want to die. I'm pretty good at hiding it, though
>>683925721
true that man, it was them or us, still feels like shit tho
>>683914431
I'm Batman.
>>683914431
I've been arrested for possession of CP, that is all
It was my fault my friends gf got stripped at a club once but I never told him
>>683925121
http://www.limestone.edu/sites/default/files/your.png
>>683914431
i love my sweet little sisters only.
i'm literally unable to feel anything for other girls.
>>683926456
how did you get caught?
>>683926507
They're lucky to have such a loving brother.
>>683914914
And? Go on. How'd it feel?
>>683926086
Spell 'fuck' properly, fucking faggot
>>683914431
when i was 16, i got super drunk and sucked my best friend's 15 year old brother's dik
>>683914542
wow. original. you are aware that by using the deep web, this isnt worth shit right? Guys, its just a link to a google search titled "where can i download cp and how can i kill the president"
I don't feel the bern, nor do I want to make America great again.
>>683926802
Fugg you you fugging fuggface fugger. Get the fugg outta hea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXfmfj4z3Zc
>>683926803
show tits
>>683926507
I feel you. I can't get over how bad I want my sister
My dog is adopted.
My mom is Lesbian...
>>683915094
MIssed the last thread.. why do you cheat?
>>683927275
at least mine like kissing and hugging.
>tfw won't do anything else to them unless they want me to
I was A child Soldier from the age of 5
assfucked a teenaged muslim girl with strict parents
>>683927603
Yeah, I sneak into her room when she's passed out and take pics, sometimes touch her a little.
>>683927863
Sounds interesting... go on..
>>683927863
alhamdulillah
I'm still not over my abusive childhood 8 years later and 4500+ miles away... nightmares probably 5 nights a week that tie into it in some way, wake up feeling like a fucking pussy and wanting to murder my whole family
>>683917718
Hi Hayley
I wanna fuck my younger step sister and i have grabbed her ass before multiple times she has a huge ass for a her age.
>>683927951
barely legal
always wore a hijab when out
found her online and we started messaging on kik
shy girl but very sexual
still a virgin and wanted to keep it that way, but open to anal
we had 4 informal dates, and on the 5th she agreed to let me fuck her ass
it was epic
but she stopped returning my messages shortly thereafter
>>683927945
well we have to share our room when i'm home.
but i do take their pics with me too.
>>683927945
Should state she is 23
>>683928230
this is now my fetish! Any pics?
>>683914917
>>683928288
share said pics...
>>683928230
>stopped returning my messages shortly thereafter
Probably honor killed.
>>683914431
While my now wife and I were 4 years into our relationship I slept with another woman. She wasn't hot at all but I was horny as fuck so I did the sideways Charleston with this woman and have never told my wife. I've cut the other woman from my life and I'll probably never see her again. We both live in different states now.
My mom's mom tried to back me into the finger of my friend's friend
>>683915057
You must be new here
>>683928695
kek
>>683923873
My dad would leave porn magazines around the house
a girl i liked came over, i asked if she wanted a drink, she said sure, she was distracted so i poured some mango juice in a cup and pulled my dick out, stuck the tip in the cup then thought i'd cum in it, so i came in it really quick, it only took like 20 seconds to cum because i was so excited at the fact of getting caught. but she was distracted. i spilt a little but there was a whole load floating on the top, so i had to quickly mix it in with my fingers. it wasnt perfect but it was good enough to fool someone who wasnt really paying attention. i gave it to her, heart racing. she put it down at that point i thought im totally busted she wont drink it, she knows.. argh. what do i do. she waited a while i kept talking awkwardly.. she spits it and puts it down.. i keep talking awkwardly while thinking,.. did she taste it?? .. few more gulps, it's gone, its finished, she ate my cum and she didnt even notice. woot. i feel bad.
Im very sexually attracted to dogs I dont know why I just am.
>>683914431
Pushed someone on /b/ to commit suicide
Put my pee in a drink for my ex
When i was younger I nearly had sex with a older man. Sometimes I wonder what would of happened if I went through with it.
>>683929191
i tried to do this buy then some whitekights got him/her to not do it
and i was honestly disappointed
>>683929936
Look thats a deep dark secret shared
>>683928199
Adding to this when i was like 7 - 8 I had a game i used to play with my slightly older female cousin where we would undress each other and do sexual things ive groped her tits had her give me a handjob not to cumpletion and i dry humped her and fingered her pussy. You know....i think i just realized why i like incest.
>>683930229
thanks, i guess?
