What's the worst pain you've ever felt in your entire
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What's the worst pain you've ever felt in your entire life, /b/?
pic related. testicular torsion.
>>683912418
When I fucked my knee and femur
>idiot men think any pain they could ever feel can compare to child birth
>>683912418
Shot in the nuts with a training arrow.
You know, the type that are blunted so you can shoot at screens for practice? Well yeah, those kind.
>>683912418
Story plox
>>683912418
>the pain of no qt gf
>>683912813
Did your nuts survive? Did you loose one? After effects?
>>683912777
Testicular torsion is the closest thing we got. How close could it actually be? No idea. But until some dude pisses out an 8 Pound kidney stone it's all we got
>>683912777
Women willingly have children, most sane men do not like nut shots
>>683912777
let me flag down this bait before you guys jump at it
>>683913100
Too late lel
had an ingrown hair on my upper lip that grew to the size of an egg before bursting & draining. kept draining into my mouth; didn't care. the Relief was Too Good.
had Vicodin on hand for the worst of it - barely took the edge off enough to sleep. old phone had pics - got fucked when i broke it.
>>683912418
>Testicular torsion
Can someone explain how that happens? Does somebody have to fiddle with your left nut and accidentally twist it?
>>683912418
I don't have a single one so I'll list them, worst to least.
>1. Fractured pelvis
>2. Slamming my chest right under my boob into a not moving wood airplane propeller tip while walking fast
>3. A ball hitch receiver and shin
>4. Shin contact aluminum bicycle pedal
>5. Shin slamming into aluminum airplane propeller tip, also not rotating.
>>683912777
Getting hit with an airplane propeller is worse.
>>683912936
>>683912858
So basically one night, after a shower (I guess that's important to the story according to the docs) I was just sitting in my room chillin when all of a sudden I felt a dull ache in my right testicle. In like 10 minutes that dull ache quickly turned into a soul crushing pain in my right testicle. I ran downstairs and told my parents to take me to the ER cuz my "right nut is killing me". By the time I got to the ER I was like slipping in and out of consciousness from some sort of psychogenic shock or something from the pain. Holy FUCK the pain was excruciating. The ER doc kept telling me to give urine samples and to get up and go to the ultrasound department but I couldn't even fucking move. They called the urologist and he came over and took one look at me and basically told them to get ready to operate. I guess the surgery consisted of cutting my nutsack open and permanently suturing my balls to my sack. To this day I can feel the sutures that are holding my balls to my sack.
tried to jump onto a brick wall. was running towards it but i tripped and fell with my face into the brick wall. can't remember too much of it anymore but it was painful.
>>683912936
They survived, just really sore for a while and couldn't go to work for a few weeks while I healed. Luckily nothing was severely damaged but it still hurt like a bitch.
i literally could not move for 3 days straight. i just sat in my chair at home while my gf basically babied me.
Every time I see a YLYL thread.
>>683913204
6. Airplane kicking me in the shin, propeler wasn't moving
>>683913256
I forgot to add, the shower part is kinda important to the story because showers loosen the ballsack and give the balls more room to twist and twirl. You have to have some sort of deformity as well called a "bell clapper deformity" which I guess basically means your testicles aren't securely fastened to your sack or something. I still have both my nuts cuz I went in very soon but they told me if I waited too long I could have easily lost my testicle because of this.
>>683912418
damage caused by fire.
>>683913344
uhh wat...who is this guy. he's speaking on behalf of me.
>>683913467
Hurts me just to read it fuck that
>>683913247
If you get hit by that you'll likely either be decapitated or die so fast that you wouldn't have time for pain to register
>>683912418
I hear getting your nut torqued sucks
I had an impacted tooth on the roof of my mouth for some strange reason. It wouldn't come out. The novicane had long worn off and they were digging at it with a needles and scalpels. Worst pain I'd ever felt.
From worst to least shit but still pretty shit
>twisted/sprained ankle
>while riding a bike once the handlebar twisted into my stomach
>first time hit in balls
>got knocked down in a football game and overextended my legs in an awkward split
>slammed pinky finger in screen door, the hinge side
ex girlfriend thread!
photos and videos! ;)
>>683912966
fuck you pussy, worst pain is impacted wisdom teeth
I lived for about 6 months with constant mind-numbing, grinding agony until the pressure shattered my back molar. the tooth exploded in my mouth and I spit out shards. but having the half of broken bleeding tooth instead of that pressure was such a relief I literally cried with joy
Nothing can compare to that pain. worse than childbirth
the nerves in your teeth hook directly to the brain, no routing through the central nervous system. so your body feels pain stronger there and never gets used to it or numbs it out the way being hurt anywhere else does
>>683913256
That sounds fucking horrible. Sorry that happened to ya, anon.
>>683913530
Kill yourself.
This is why we need IDs
>>683913412
Topkek
Kidney stones.
Things just don't hurt as much anymore after that and I suffer with chronic back pain.
>>683913611
Never understood why people had problems with their wisdom teeth. Mine came in just fine. I now use them to chew tougher foods.
>>683912418
I've had testicular torsion before. Had to keep an ice pack on it for about 2 months. Was sounded several times by a urologist. All this happened when I was in grade school.
Also had a compound fracture via skateboard a few year later. The bones didn't come out of the skin so there was no blood but the almost did, you coud see the bones pushing on the skin and my wrist couldn't move my hand, it was all floppy. Had to pick my arm up with other hand and walk to house. Then they emergency room couldn't set it correctly so they kept having to pull it apart and reset it.
I think the broken arm hurt worse tbhfam. They never did set it correctly and had to end up getting the bones cut away and 2 steel plates installed.
>>683913386
Haha, where did you find this one?
>>683913891
I gave it to him.
>>683913947
Indeed you did, Sir. And I thank you.
>>683913734
Getting your wisdom teeth removed is retarded. We're born with them for a reason. I did gum-stretching exercises to get mine to come in right. Now I chew so much better than all my friends. I actually feel bad for them. -4 teeth and you basically suck at chewing from that point on. Jew dentists recommending an unnecessary procedure topkek
>Mowing lawn
>Mower cuts out
>Trying to pull start it back on, won't fucking turn over
>Alright I've just got to fucking give her, 100% force strong-ass fucking pull, just all out
>Just fucking crank that shit with all my might one time
>And drive my elbow into a large round stone on the side of my house, directly on the funnybone
>Nothing but pain, don't even make a noise or move for a few seconds
>"A-a-a... owwwwww..."
>Feel like I can't stand
>Just lie down in the grass and stay there for an hour and a half
Wrecked my bike and simultaneously broke my arm and got a concussion. My head was pounding when I woke up and so was my arm
Oh look, Everybody is talking about OP's sack.
>>683913996
Want more bananas sir?
When i stepped on a lego xDDDD
>>683914009
its not retarded if they are going to ruin the expensive orthodontic work you have had done
>>683914111
Yes, I shall take them with pride.
>>683914017
>pounding when I woke up
Sounds like me every other morning
>>683914009
The thing is that not everyone's jawline can support them. Some people are fortunate; other people's teeth will lay on their sides, or try to break and push the other teeth around, and even just break half way and leave a bunch of skin to just flap around and get infected.
We're the fortunate ones, honestly.
>>683913197
It happens naturally. Normal getting banged around like any other ball sack. Some ppl are just prone to them twisting. Your sack aches like crazy, like extreme blue balls... or like if you've ever fractured a bone... that sort off deep huring ache. Your sack gets all red and tender... like you've got an infection/fever. And it sells up kinda like those guys who inject saline solution in their sacks. It swells up to about the size of a grape fruit, maybe a little smaller. The swelling is on the side of the twisted one.
>>683912777
>Various women confirmed that passing a kidney stone is worse than childbirth
Bitches know.
>>683914011
That's OK. I'm the only idiot who can find a way to get electrocuted by a fucking gasoline mower.
>be me
>mowing lawn 'cause dad said
>mower doesn't sound right
>sounds like it is struggling to stay on
>"hey what's that thing sticking out the side?"
>with my hand still on the "throttle," I lean over and touch it
>zzzzap!
>o shit it was the spark plug nigga
>fall down and want to die for being so stupid
Tried to grind down one of those dividers that separates two lane slides by grabbing onto the little canopy and thrusting my entire body weight forward.
I went in way too low.
>>683914322
no, Fuck you.
>>683914328
Yeah man, they do know!! Great job
>>683912418
Had this at 8 years old. Tried to hide it, but could barely walk. Had surgery. It fucking sucked.
>>683914166
Should have done the gum-stretching exercises bro. It's not my fault you were born with orthodontic phimosis
>>683912418
when i saw this
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
>>683914173
heres your beloved bananas
>>683914427
wat
>>683914213
Got to stretch/massage the gums. Orthodontic primosis can be fixed
>>683912418
Had Testicular Torsion and my appendix blow out in the same day, that pain was ridiculous for two hours solid
>>683914450
Thank you sir, I have something for you in return.
>>683913637
I've had kidney stones, and they were brutal. Worse than being shot (got hit with a .38 in my teens). Nothing compared with a colon impaction. I was in so much pain that I lost voluntary control of my body and had multiple seizures. I honestly thought I was going to die.
>>683913204
Do you live in a fucking airplane factory? Because one day one of those fucking propellers is gonna be moving.
>>683914270
I see. Thanks for "detailed" explanation anon.
>>683914009
not if you've got more than 4 and a tiny jaw. I had to have teeth pulled just to have braces work BEFORE wisdom teeth.. and I had 5 wisdom teeth.
>>683913256
been there before bro
had to drive an hour to the hospital and wait 7 hours to see a doctor. Should have lost the nut
>>683913611
That sounds so fucking exaggerated that I'm just going to not even believe that happened.
>>683914478
>had to have plates and braces throughout school
>got 4 teeth plus wisdom teeth out so overcrowding was fixed
>teeth are perfect now
>some asshole tells me i could have just massaged my gums
For some reason I have a strong tolerance to anesthesia, usually manage to pass out before anything to cooky, except for my wisdom tooth extraction. Felt them cutting open my gums while in that twilight state where I cannot react. Pretty fucking traumatizing and painful.
>>683914571
thanks, have this too
the fucking stomach ache i had the other day jesus heezeus fucking christ
>>683914667
>dat orthodontic phimosis
>listening to your jew dentist's advice
>not doing the gum-massaging, jaw-stretching exercises
topkek
Trigeminal neuralgia. all of you fucking weakbody faggots can suck it. Worst pain known to man.
I don't know how is said in english, but "neuralgia del trigémino" is pretty damn fucked up, there have been cases where the person killed himself due to the pain
>>683912418
having my ear drum punctured by a doctor
>>683914884
>>683914928
mah nigga
cluster headaches are confirmed the most pain a human can be in
>>683914778
Do you freak out whenever you're eating a steak and get a piece of gristle in your mouth? Not me. I chew that shit.
You should probably consider having someone else chew your food for you from now on, someone with wisdom teeth
mucositis
imagine the worst mouth ulcer you have had, then imagine them all the way from your mouth through your digestive tract to your anus
no treatment, you just have to wait for it to heal
>>683913204
Propeller hitting me in the airplane. Potassium shin not moving
>>683914857
lol, ok edgelord you've bested me.
fuck this thread. i won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>683914328
>Cause kidney stones are as common as baby births.
>>683914328
you make the best posts, anon. I can tell you are a very handsome man.
when i clip my toe nails too low, my thick fungi looking flesh hangs out and stings whenever it rubs my socks when i'm walking.
>>683912418
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FUCK THIS THREAD
>>683912418
Otitis media
I had appendicitis 12 times. Usually happend once every second month. It was hours with the worst pain Ive ever felt. And mongoloid doctors couldnt figure out what it was unntil two years later when it almost erupted.
>>683912418
Had a tooth rot from the inside.
The severe pain started on a Friday night, had to endure until monday morning to get it fixed.
I was about ready to kill myself.
>>683915484
They're not as common, and as a guy I couldn't tell which is the worst, but I can confirm that they hurt like a motherfucker. And I know that some women having experienced both natural childbirth and kidney stones found the latter one to be the most painful
>>683912418
Same to me. Testicular torsion is the worst thing in the world.
>>683916362
wait what how can you have that shit 12 times, if they didnt realise what it was on the first time it should have burst that first time and killed u right
Nearly cut my thumb off with a cigar cutter. I was a little drunk and it was one of those ones that goes in a wallet, so it wasn't operated like a pair of scissors, but rather a guillotine. Put my thumb in the wrong hole and wham. Went to the ER, got it stitched up, couldn't feel anything in that thumb for a few months.
Also when I had a root canal operation and the numbing injection wore off. Holy fuck. Shit must have been watered down or something because they had to re-administer it like 8 times.
>>683917581
The medications they use at the dentist are mor effective for women than men,
>>683917449
Apparently my appendix had moved out of position making it so I didn't get the normal symptoms for doctors to identify, like pain when jumping. And you can have it several times its just normal to remove it the first time you have it. The surgeon said it had twelve scars and was close to bursting
Too tired to greentext out a story. Ill tldr it
>b me in 5th grade
>just finished gym, taking history quiz
>worst pain of my life in my balls
>collapse over it hurts so bad
>teacher comes and asks if I'm okay
>don't say anything because I'm in a fuck ton of pain
>crawl out of room awkwardly
>nurse comes and I point at my crotch
>get taken to hospital
>9/10 blond grill fondles balls in paramedic van
>score.png
>not a real score because her touching them hurts even more
Anyways
Right testical tied around left one. Left one functions but is dramatically smaller. Right testical is like a fucking watermelon and left one is like a shriveled raisin. Close friend blabs to whole school and I get nicknamed Nicknamed BadBalls.
>>683912418
When my appendix was about to burst.
I fell off the edge of a small cliff (10-20 feet) while mountain biking and slid down a pile of gravel. Broke my arm and swallowed a bunch of rocks. Poorfag so I couldn't go to the hospital, duck taped a splint together, arm didn't heal right. The worst pain came from shitting out the rocks, tore my asshole open and I passed out from the pain
I feel pain merely subjective person to person. There really is no way to properly measure pain.
>>683912418
Having to climb a 16 foot fence with an extra 90 degree bend in my leg.
hard to choose, which was the worst:
1. root canal treatment because of a sore tooth, the anestetics didn't work at first, so the doc just drilled into a sore tooth. I almost cried.
2. had two sprained ankles with severall ligaments torn. second one is just three weeks ago. pic related, it's my foot.
adult tonsillectomy
The time I thought I had appendicitis, but then I took the only shit I have a vivid memory of. I was biting down on a towel and sweating as the colony of turds made its way through my system. I don't know what the fuck happened, it was like it got stuck high up in the track and just kept building up. They weren't huge, either, they didn't hurt on the way out, just on the way through.
>>683914111
checked faggot
>>683912418
Stomach swelling. It got so swollen it started stabbing itself against my ribs and pushed my lungs up. I've had bones fractured, fingers cut so bad you could see the bone, tooth surgery with gum scraping and removal. That's the worst. You can't run from it.
Had a bladder infection for about 5 years. Was too young to know what was going on, parents didn't understand what was wrong with me (thought I was begging for attention), finally got it checked out when I pissed blood in the school toilet and had to be taken to the doctor that day.
Not nice, only got fixed after my urethra was stretched to have a look at my kidneys.
when she left
>>683918367
You CAN qualify it, though.
>>683918932
How
>>683918911
Way too close to home, anon.
Fuck you
I suppose it was when i opened my foot for about the middle toe. I cut my nerves (sorry if i'm fucking up the correct use of words since english is not my first language) and almost my tendon. Since the cut wasn't just a little more to the left i was able to walk again about 18 days later.
>>683918638
this happened to me as a kid. I had to crawl to the toilet and I thought I was going to die.
Nobody beieved me and I was mad for a week.
>>683918214
I've had that shit too, now I fel like I have a weak spot there, it's softer than the rest of my body and sometimes I still feel the stitches. Fucking sucks man, had pizza night the day before it hit me
Well I race Motocross so I have list of injuries as long as both my arms..... But handlebar end to the left kidney fucking hurt so bad I passed out from the pain and pissed blood for a few days, fun times
Have you ever stepped on a rusty nail? Because some faggot left one near the beach in summer and I thought I would not only fuck my feet but also get the tetanus
>>683918237
As a downhill mountain biker myself, I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
I slid down a really tall hill of gravel on my knees. I was wearing shorts.
>>683912418
Herniated disc in my lower back, had me crying. Went to emergency room ($1000 medical bill) just to get some relief.
>>683919127
The feels
Did you get the surgery laparoscopically?
I still have marks as well.
>>683919698
Guess I did because they kicked me out of the hospital the next day
>>683919882
haha same as me. good times good times.
Playing rugby, tackled massive islander kid, fell on arm
Snapped ulna radius elbow. The two bones in your forearm (ulna and radius) crossed over eachother, arduous pierced skin i was on the ground bleeding and crying for an hour when hospital was 15 minutes away. No more rugby for two years
>>683918237
Story reminded me, one of the most painful was a time when I was downhill skiing, ripping through a forest when I snagged a stump at high speed and flew forward, landing on a jagged stump with my fucking face, mouth open
I just had to lay there for a long while before I felt like I could move again, had a bunch of cuts on the lower half of my face. Mouth was the worst though; I got a ton of splinters inside my mouth, bleeding a fair bit and a few teeth felt like they might fall out (fortunately they did not). I continued to ski for the rest of the day, just regularly spitting out blood and wood chips. Fortunately nothing permanent
>>683919441
I've done that. It sucked but pain level wasn't massive.
>>683915484
>everyone has to experience it to make it the most painful thing
I don't know why I still expect sound logic from females.
>>683914011
i was on rils once (not in a train, just walking there with some friends) when a train came in and e al had to jump away from the tracks. everyone jumped to the right but i jumped to the left, fell down a small hill (the rails were on a hill) and landed directly on my funnybone. i couldnt move my arm for the next hours because the "pain" (?) was too intens
>>683920129
>fell down a small hill (the rails were on a hill)
Oh, damn. Thanks for clearing that up. I almost had an aneurysm trying to make sense of that.
>go to school for engineering for four years
>not once learn how to calculate testicular torsion
>>683913256
kek i can flip my ball left and right about 80 times, what i mean is imagine your ball turned like a football on the ground and then flipped to the right overlapping. Never got any soul crushing pain and the testicle has feeling if i poke it so its not dead. Did you rotate it or flip it.
>>683914190
damn
>>683913611
My story isn't nearly as intense as this but I can confirm that is the worst type of pain I've ever felt. Several times it spiked so bad I literally collapsed from the pain and blacked out for a little bit. I don't understand why it's the worst, but it's the worst without a doubt in my book.
>>683912418
I was on a seesaw with a 'friend'. I was 9. He jumped off and gravity did it's thing. I came down and my balls were impacted the most.
I pissed blood for 3 days, threw up, couldn't walk, and my vision was tinted red, probably from the pain. I lost one of my balls inside my belly. My parents took me to a doctor. It was decided to wait until I hit puberty and see if it returned naturally before operating.
A week before the operation was scheduled and years after the incident, my balls were both there again. They are still sensitive to this day.
>>683914011
I can see funny bone pain being more painful than decapitation
>>683912910
know that feel.
I get this type of sunburn called hell's itch. It is agonizing, excruciating pain. It feels like an army of fire ants are ravaging all layers of your skin, and when you itch it, it just gets hotter. Aloe doesn't help, and worst of all everyone thinks it's just regular sunburn. I kept blanking in and out of consciousness and having multiple violent spasms and seizures from the pain. Fuck the outside.
>>683912777
stupid death is worst pain
>be me 17yo
>at dentist
>doctor drilling my teeth like there's no tommorow
>suddenly hits the nerve ending
>bitingreflex.fml
>bite on fucking drill bit balls deep in my tooth.
What a great day.
>>683912418
i also had that one, i found the waking up after the operation way worse than the twist itself
>>683912418
very rarely when i go to the toilet to shit, I have massive amounts of pain all throughout my stomach like there is lots of knives inside of me cutting me up.
Makes me wanna kill myself. Only lasts 20 seconds but worse pain.
>muh childbirth
nigger the question is what is the worst pain you've ever experienced, most men haven't experienced childbirth
another pain is dealing with a pregnant woman
>>683920735
thats why i never went to dentist
>>683920784
What caused you to get a torsion?
>>683920829
umm... you should go to the hospital
>>683920830
>another pain is dealing with a pregnant woman
why are people still having babies in 2016? Just fucking stop breeding.
Marriage is shit, looking after babies and young kids is shit. Just don't get any grills pregnant
>>683920910
nah it happens very rarely I am fine
>>683913204
fractured airplane propeller tip walking fast into pelvis
>>683920971
but that's where the relief lies... not my kid
>>683912418
kidney stones, ive had twisted testy and toothache and earache at the same time but nothing compares to kidney stones of which when asked women always say they would rather go through natural childbirth again rather than kidney stones again.
>>683912777
muh keks
>>683920538
okay, you win the thread
Losing a child.
Appendix inflamation is probs the worst thing I've ever felt.
It's like having that pain feel of massive diahrea only there's no poop. I felt like openning a gash on my pelvis to get it out.
>>683913197
People with small balls will never now whats it like to have ball beans twisted.
>>683912418
Best way to fix this is to get some hot steaming water to make your ballsack sag. Your nut get's to it's original position after a while.
>>683912966
>implying babies come out of womens urethra's.
are you retarded?
>>683913256
I laughed hard even though I have no place too. This same shit happened to me a couple months ago. I was making peace with god when that shit hit me.
>>683921302
fuck off, not the same pain, that is pain of the soul
pic related
since high school, now 35,
same girl still friendzones me.
>>683920971
I think 1 is alright, so long as you are mentally and financially prepared. Trouble is, it's the poor and uneducated mouth breathers that keep pumping out kids like we just won world war 2.
>>683921402
Still hurts.
Probably. I dunno. Wasn't my kid and I didn't know the guy. We just happened to be in the same bar.
>>683920104
You are fucking dense
>>683912418
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Every morning when I wake up and realize I'm still alive.
>>683921404
kys
>>683912418
Tooth ache.
I had a root canal on one of my molars but before the dentist I had to deal with the crap inside my tooth basically eating away at my nerve, by far the worst pain I've had to deal with the only thing that would help was clove oil which is a fucking godsend.
By the time I got to the dentist my nerve was non existent it had completely dissappeard.
>>683912777
Childbirth is nothing compared to nerve damage and breaking your femur. Get overurself.
>>683912418
When she left and took the kids
>>683921404
But does she even know? Aaron Paul is married to a chick who had him friendzoned. So there's some hope. If you're Aaron Paul.
>>683912418
getting your heart broken by someone you would have died for.
>>683920993
that doesnt mean youre fine bro....
>>683921580
Kek
>>683921779
ya I be ok
>>683921650
Broke my femur in twine when I was 6. Shit was bananas.
>>683921530
about 1kg/L if you want a rough number.
My first experience with a skateboard was when i was 10.
I was sitting on the back of a standard board with a younger neighbor girl sitting on the front.
We rolled down a small driveway hill and as i held the under-middle part with my hands for balance and steering, my left hand slipped under the wheel and it crushed my ring finger to the point that my fingernail was hanging off.
The doctors put a stitch on each side of the fingernail and secured it to my skin.
Weeks after they did this tiny procedure i didn't understand it because the neighbors cat accidentally sunk a claw into one of the stitches and ripped it off (didn't hurt, i don't think it was even connected anymore)
The next day at school i took my fingernail (probably a good 1/2 in. long) to school in a ziplock baggy because i thought it was cool as shit.
Some kid actually stole it at recess.
pic related is my cat cinnibun who passed away last night. old cat kidney failure.
I also hurt emotionally because she was a sweet old lady.
Adopt older cats, anons.
>>683921407
>pumping out kids like we just won world war 2.
pump pump pump out of hot grill's pussy
>>683912418
My eyes don't produce tears. I have to use artificial tears or my eye will get glued to my eyelid, especially during my sleep.
When this happens, it feels like my eye has been grated and I can't move it / open it and sleep for days.
I minced the left side of my left hand in a workshop accident, after the adrenalin died down I liken it to the time I broke six of my ribs
>>683922019
how did you break six ribs?
tell me the story anon.
>>683912418
+1
> worst pain ever
I went to hospital emergency and told them to cut my balls off to stop the pain. Signed the forms and everything.
They decided to do an ultrasound beforehand, to see what they were dealing with, and moments after the ultrasound the pain stopped.
Had to stay in hospital overnight before they'd release me. Had doctors, nurses, students / interns, literally everyone turn up to check on me. The standard check was "how are you feeling" and a grab of my balls.
> mfw a Brazilian dude applied lube to my nuts, gave them a rub and healed me.
> mfw I got more action spending a night in hospital than I have the rest of my life.
> mfw I have no face
>>683912418
>testicular torsion
Is that a new ufc move?
>>683921855
ok man its your body but dont say i didnt warn ya
>>683922132
>mfw I have no face
What the fuck am I reading?
>>683921407
you need the poor to procreate so they can pay for the everything the rich single kids take for granted.
If being rich is so great, why don't rich people make more kids to make more rich people?
>>683922132
So, did you like, crack a fatty when the dude rubbed your balls better?
>>683922240
last time this happened was months ago so yea.
i have a habit diet so was probs unhealthy shit
>>683922065
I fell off of a balcony and landed in a stone garden, I was drunk as tits but holy shit it didn't block a single bit of that pain.
>>683922132
FTW losing virginity to my first love
FTW 5 guys before her and a older female doctors grabbed my dick to check for what cunt fucking bullshit balentitis was growing on my cock
>>683914328
Fuck off Randy
>>683913611
I've had both impacted wisdom teeth and a testicular torsion.
Torsion is FAR worse than impacted wisdom teeth!
worst pain ever?
losing my grandma, almost died of dehydration because of crying, people say it's a miracle, but i believe none of that shit, i was too big of a pussy to die
second worst pain was losing my 2 dogs and a cat in a span of 3 fucking days.
day before valentine's day, my long-sick dog died of old age, probably some related issues, because he went kinda blind, it hurt, but not as much as when I went to feed my other dog two days after that and just saw him cold on the ground, no idea what happened, he was in a cage, walked every week and such, was always played with... In the middle of that, my cat wanted to visit his girlfriend over the road, and he got ran over, he survived but had to be put down. Imagine looking at your pet as someone injects him with something that ends his life? Looking at his eyes full of hope and love for you? Fucking scars you for life man. Fell into deep depression and tried killing myself, but once again was too big of a pussy to do it. Now it's all better tho, hope for nothing of those sorts to ever happen again...
fuck niggers
Loosing 180 hours on Elder Scrolls Oblivion due to the save corrupting.
Now that's true pain
>>683922293
holy fuck thats crazy
how long was the recovery?
>>683921404 M'lady
Getting my wisdom teeth pulled...
One came out instantly, the other just wouldn't come out because the ends were touching instead of being seperated. The doctor was pulling atleast 5 times with a lot of force. Ended up with a huge gaping hole in my mouth. When the local anaesthesia stopped working I had the most intense pain of my life for well over 10 hours straight. Was crying like a little bitch curled up in the fetal position...
Had the other 2 pulled a few years later without any problem. Only mild pain.
>>683922359
stale pasta m8
>>683922368
how would it feel if I let that birdie rub my dick?
>>683912418
Third degree burn. Some moron abandoned a pot of boiling water in the tall grass, and I stepped in it.
At first it felt like submergin my foot in freezing water, then came the pain. When my friends removed the boot to take a look at the burn, most of the skin of my ankle got away with the sock.
>>683922359
i want to see pics of your pets.
>>683912418
got a screwdriver jammed in my ears
cracked my sternum and ribs
got whipped with a weed whacker / whipper snipper
>>683922359
that being said, I think mental pain is the worst pain that ever happened to me, never actually broke anything or such...
>>683922383
>M'lady
literally kill yourself
>>683912418
Have endoscope shoved down my dickhole when the nurse didn't use enuf lube anaethetic
>>683922445
gimmie a minute to dig the pics up.
>>683922467
>whipper snipper
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS TERM FROM
>>683922420
I have to have mine out in a few months ;_; what advice do u give anon?
No way am I being put to sleep (doctor said it may happen) as that terrifies me.
May be better to be an hero instead
Had this... Hurts like hell! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis
>>683912418
Pic related
>>683922441
dead
>>683922442
wtf am i reading? boiling water / grass ??
This man lit a fire and boiled hes spagetti in the jungle?
>>683922525
im australian...
>>683922382
The ER treated the breaks themselves and set them all on the same day, and I had to stay in a local clinic for about 5 weeks. The breakages weren't bad but they were splintered and jagged apparently, and that's why they were so painful. Healed pretty quick by comparison to what I'd imagine totally fucked ribs would take but it wasn't cool.
>>683913637
>>683914587
>>683921134
>this
Had kidney stones, fortunately they were uric acid stones so i could dissolve the rest with diets
>faggot astion
kys
>>683912418
a used to be an adventurer, but I took a arrow on my knee
>>683915002
I haven't had one in a long time, but I've had several bouts of cluster headaches. Can't imagine a worse pain. The first time, I contemplated jumping head first out of my bedroom window to end that shit.
>>683922445
The dog that died of old age was a pekingese
>>683922590
FUCK YEAH STRAAAAAAAYA!!!! WHIPPER SNIPPERS ARE FKN SHIT HOT YOU FUKIN POOOFTER CUUUUUUUUNTS!!!
>>683922245
Lol newfag
>>683922531
i'm not the first guy, but i had mine pulled not too long ago.
have your designated driver set a timer for how long you're in there. fucking doctors charged me like $300 for every 15 mins i was unconscious. my DD said i was in there for about 45mins but doctor receipt said i was unconscious for 1hr 15mins.
also, only take the pain meds when you absolutely have to. save them for rainy days. use ice for swelling. you'll be fine, anon.
also don't freak out about being put to sleep (bad wording?) it's seriously the coolest feeling ever. for me it was like i was watching a video of myself laughing and i was laughing at myself laughing and then i remember being at home.
>>683922445
german shepherd
>>683922297
>ftw
What the fuck are you talking about
>>683912418
constipation to the point were I couldnt shit for a few days and thought I was lit going to explode and it gave me a fever with the worst head migraines. then for the next 3-4 days I could not stop the worst diarrhea ever. fuk internal pain of any kind. morel of the story dont eat random undercooked food in Afghanistan
>>683922584
It happened at camp, we were cooking. Someone moved a pot full of boiling water from the fire to make space, and left it on the grass. It was nearly impossible to see, so I stepped in it.
>>683922445
and my cat
>>683922256
Define rich? I have one child, but also run a successful import and wholesale company with my wife. Now we wanted to have a child to carry on our legacy, but hell if we have time for another one. Maybe that is in part why "rich" people have fewer children, because they take too much time away from what it really takes to maintain a certain lifestyle.
>>683922245
No reaction face posted, on mobile, no pics.
>>683922276
Nope. Too much pain. Zero chance of getting it up.
>>683922297
I'd been waiting hours for this one doctor to sign the release forms before I could leave. When he finally turned up, he arrived with 6 students, told them about me, that I presented with pain in my testicles, etc, etc, and asked (the group of students, not me) who wanted to have a feel. The guys were all "yuck, penis", some of the chicks jumped right in though.
All-in-all there was at least 20 people playing with my junk over a 24 hour period.
>>683922848
holy fuck i just want to pat his head and tell him what a good puppy he is
and i'm a cat person what are dogs even
When grill touched my peenie weenie!
>>683922722
they hurt like a cunt when you get whipped by them repeatedly..
>>683920538
Holy hell.
>>683922442
*second degree burn.
a third degree burn will char your skin and kill your nerves so you don't even feel anything.
>>683922935
>>>/tumblr/
waking up knowing my life is shit and isnt going to change
>>683920649
>hell's itch
Fucking brutal
>>683922914
I don't mean to be disrespectful in any way. It just makes me laugh that some people blame "poor" people for having a lot of kids, even though the populations are declining in many countries.
I'm just saying it could be beneficial to encourage people who have money to have more kids. (eg instead of benefits, tax incentives or whatever)
>>683920538
>mfw i just read that
Worst pain? Botched Lumbard Puncture (spinal fluid drain for tests) by a useless fucking excuse for a doctor. Ended up cursing him out till he wept, the got a guy from anesthesia do it in stead. Imagine a guy pushing a giant needle in between your vertebrae slowly, but missing his target and just poking it around your nerves for 10 minutes.
>>683922531
If your wisdom teeth are 'normal' there will be no problem. They will be pulled out at the first go with ease. If you have some local anestesia you feel literaly nothing (the injection only hurts a little).
If the roots of your tooth are touching or it lays in a weird angle it will be in for a nice amount of pain because now they have to do a lot of cutting in your mouth before they can get the tooth out.
They have to be removed regardless, so you let it happen. Nothing you can do about it.
>>683923085
Birth rates are only really declining in MEDCs.
>>683912777
>Bait
> zipped my dick up as a child
> had dick pierced with no anesthetic
>>683923061
i know this feel
>>683922420
>falling for the wisdom teeth scam
Good job
>>683922531
>>683922818
^ i am this guy
BEWARE OF BONE SPURS
you may think you have dry socket but i've heard thats rare to get. after they are removed you may get these sharp pieces of bone sticking out of your gums and thats normal. just got back to your ortho surgeon guy and have him file it down.
>>683923236
yeah us oldfags already know you newfag summer
>>683923146
but do you HAVE to be put to sleep?
Is there a law about not being allowed to say awake in some states?
I hope not
I've had a torsion before, It was the worst. I've actually felt worse though. At one point a bunch of doctors thought I had mono and gave me a bunch of shots on the legs. I couldn't walk for weeks.
>>683922935
he was an awesome dog.
>>683923138
some doc wanted to poke me with that shit and had a 5% chance of disability. I said fuck it id rather die of potential meningitis than get stuck being acripple.
Your really lucky
>>683923014
wrong. a damaged nociceptor is an active nociceptor. lrn2medicine
>>683915054
This is some seriously autistic shit
>>683922420
>>683922531
>>683922818
>>683923146
>>683923307
Nevermind, all these people fell for it.
>You have to get them removed at some time
>mfw
>>683923307
wait... im diff anon... its a scam? was thinking about getting mine pulled
Was playing volleyball on a court with a plastic floor that had holes in it, i dove for the ball, i don't have a nipple any more.
Childbirth
>>683923472
Look it up. There's no real need for getting your wisdom teeth removed.
I never had mine removed, I just used simple mouth excercises.
It's almost as bad as the circumcision bullshit.
>>683923014
it was third degree in a few large spots, the rest of the foot and ankle were second degree. That's what the doctor told me.
>>683923427
oh stfu you pseudodoc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn
"Full thickness (3rd-degree):
Extends through entire dermis
Stiff and white/brown
No blanching
Leathery
Painless
Prolonged (months) and incomplete
Scarring, contractures, amputation (early excision recommended)"
Accidentally closing a dresser drawer on my penis
>be me
>like 6 or 7
>just took a shower, running around the house raising hell in my towel
>mom's had enough
>tells me to go put some clothes on
>grab a shirt from the top drawer
>still so full of energy so I'm gonna close my dresser drawer in some unique way
>bump it with my waist
>my little 6 year old penis flops over the top and the drawer closes on it
>fml fml fml
>fall down and cry still in my towel with my family standing around asking what the fuck happened
>>683912418
fucked up a floating rib . . twice
i doubt it will rate high up the pain ladder with testicle torsion or kidney stones but it sure did suck
>>683918932
>>683919605
I damaged my disc. Edge of a vertebrae nicked it and the fluid leaked out, so I had some vertebrae rubbing together.
Damaged it one day thinking I had pulled a muscle, wasn't even lifting anything heavy. When I woke up the next day I literally couldn't move my legs for hours. I could feel the bones grinding and could hear them clicking when I eventually got some movement back.
Had to go to physio for 6 months. Paid for private, it was a 3 month waiting list for physio on the NHS.
>>683922373
Ever since I accidentally saved my friend's starter FFVII file over my main (99:99:99) I've made sure to have an unnecessary amount of save backups for everything.
>>683918932
JESUS FUCK RUN!
>>683923186
>MEDC
What are medc
>tfw i got that
feels bad man
>>683922383
M'austism
>>683913605
start a new thread fag
>>683923810
ouch
>>683923582
Diversity is cool.
So i shouldn't vaccinate my kids either, right?
>>683922291
Or it could be cancer. Or ulcers. Or the fact that you're a scared faggot.
>>683922909
Sexy
Passing kidney stone. More painful than giving birth
>>683912777
Kidney stone hurts worse females cn have them and ones who have and had kids say that kidney stones hurt worse
Nerve condition test, fuck all of you pussies.
I was drunk at a campfire and my wool socks caught fire. From just below my knee down was melted flesh.
Wasn't too bad when it happened, but when I sobered up I felt it.
>>683913611
>the nerves in your teeth hook directly to the brain, no routing through the central nervous system. so your body feels pain stronger there and never gets used to it or numbs it out the way being hurt anywhere else does
Shut up faggot, you don't know what you're saying.
>>683924139
Your image misses out the right option. It should be on 4 and 5 legs
>>683924479
Scientific explanation for your statement including citations and sources.
>>683923582
>Look it up. There's no real need for getting your wisdom teeth removed.
this is false. if your wisdom teeth are growing crooked, you will get the most amount of pain ever.
well this is what i have been told.
why should i let myself injure the worst pain when dentist says he can take them out and will make everything better?
>>683924573
legs go at the bottom.
Source, everything has legs on the bottom
Wisdom tooth extraction. Stayed awake for it cuz I'm too cheap to pay for gas and didn't trust me keeping my secrets from my wife while gassed. The actual procedure wasn't painful just really uncomfortable but for two weeks I was on percoset and drinking whiskey like water. I don't know why it hurt so bad I usually have a high pain tolerance never took anything stronger than motrin. I have chronic back pain as well but it is what it is.
The second worst was dry humping my dick raw on some chick then fucking a different one with it the next night ripping the skin off under the head. Couldn't even jerk it for 2 weeks after
>>683912418
Inexperienced girl blow job
>>683923472
Get them removed only if they are growing badly (impacted), i had mine removed because of that, but if u are lucky and they grow just fine... no need to remove them
>>683923582
Except many people actually do need them removed. Comparing wisdom tooth extraction to circumcision is retarded. Circumcision is necessary in like 0.01% of all males, but wisdom teeth negatively effect a significant portion of the population. I'm not saying everyone needs to have them pulled, but they cause problems for a lot of people. Nearly every link from looking it up is nu-age health shit.
>>683924631
sure, anon.
>>683912418
My warrior vehicle hit an IED near Sangin in Afghan, I lost both legs at the knee and an eye.
The pain in my bollocks was the worst pain I've ever had, they were bruised for a couple of weeks and are still tender nearly 7 years later.
>>683924585
Had to have mine taken out the bottom ones were grown in facing the front of my face stuff got stuck between them and under the gums brushing and flossing couldn't even get the stuff out
>>683924360
I can relate.
Have a condition in my back. It doesn't affect me day to day, but I've never had a back massage. Anything lighter than a firm touch is unbearable on certain parts.
Went to a clinic and they stuck me with the smallest needles they had. The pain was unbearable, fucked me up for weeks.
>>683912418
i got blue balled when i was 15 and i thought i had fucking cancer and went to the hospital.... i feel so fucking retarded now
>>683915484
Guys get them more
>>683924738
well i have pain because of them that comes and goes, like every few months, and its tearing up my gum on one side
>>683913256
>>683913467
you got lucky. I lost my right nut because of this. Fucking general practioner told me to take pain killers because my nut was 'probably bruised and the pain will fade in a couple days'. Guess what, after a couple days my sack was starting to turn purple and fucking huge. That's when I went to the ER and they found that my right nut had died due to loss of blood flow. GG doctors. GG right nut.
My appendix burst a couple of years ago , that was the worst night of my life so far
My dentist once hit a nerve with an anesthetic injection.
>>683923810
;_; awww
>>683925025
and i have to have my wisdom teeth out soon... fuck me i dont wanna go
>>683912418
My left nut still sometimes gets tender after having had bad testicular torsion a few years back. They took care of in the ER before I lost it, fortunately. It was so bad I couldn't even walk.
>>683912418
>Shattered forearm in a stupid snowboarding accident.
>Felt absolutely zero pain when I actually broke it.
>I took a break and just lay there in the snow.
>Later tried to myself up from lying to standing, arm bent under my weight.
This was comparable to testicular torsion, which I've had, but a different kind of pain. Bone fragments prodding muscle is, as expected a very sharp pain.
Also had my dick pierced, but the really bad pain only lasts for a couple of seconds.
Waking up from hand surgery after shattering my right hand 4th mid carpal and knuckle was fine. But when the morphine refill was a bit overdue it felt like a fractured hand in a vice.
>>683921302
KEK
Cringy answer
>breaking up when we still loved eachother
The other one
>impaled my calf on my bike tray, i cleaned the wound and shit but the whole night after was like my blood was lava
third degree burns on both hands was probably my worst injury, the worst pain I've been in was a difficult wisdom tooth extraction though, over 2 hours of pain, with only local anesthetics that wore off half way through, and was not allowed to get more because i was at the limit, nazi german jew torture is something i would not recommend to anyone
>>683924783
Second one. A dog's front legs are actually arms.
Source: I'm a dog
>>683914328
I fucked your mom once..
Is that like a compliment or?....
I don't do this very often.
>>683924783
Relative to the head...
>>683917581
+1 for root canal
used to think i can handle pain before that
although it apparently is common for anesthesia to not work properly with inflamed root canals
Had to have a catheter in my dick. It moved and was basically started pulling on my urethra from the inside.
I haven't experienced a lot of painful things but I have crashed on a motorcycle. I was going about 60-70km/h in a turn, slid on some gravel on the road and flew straight into the ditch. My knee is scarred and my thumb got a bit fucked but it's all healed now. Everything happened so fast I didn't feel a thing
>>683925244
Removing my metal screws in a couple of days, sorry for no pics with em.
>>683925432
Had this after my hand surgery, it was really fucking bad, can confirm.
>>683922557
>mfw (literally, it took me a moment to realise and close my mouth)
>>683921513
how old was the kid? if it was a newborn then meh but if it was like 8 years old then holy shit
>>683924783
Picture is retarded. Obviously its the second one. How would he even wear a shirt in the first?
>>683913086
Have you ever gotten a minion out of a nut shot?
