Waifu Claiming thread
>This is the thread that doesn't end
The rules are simple:
>It goes on and on my friend
>Some people started making it, not knowing what it was
>But kept posting on and on
>Because this is the thread that doesn't end
Most important: You're waifu a shit
>Watched a video of what japanese think of mexico
>Their answers is tacos
>Mfw I had thoughts of opening a mexican resturant in japan
>Let start a death robot riot!
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
That... really hurt.
I don't think she wants these flowers anymore.
I didn't think anyone thought that but me. More like fuck her if she can't hang with the non poo eating
No problem mang, if you need to talk about shit feel free to hit me up. Not sure how much i'll be but i'll try :)
Always dug that pic
Im going to be now night anons.
Go to bed.
Then don't eat it, dummy!
Then share it, goddamit. :(
Who's up to have random ass conversations, I'm being bored.
Mexican Japanese would be weird as fuck nig
>tfw you will never do your crushes hair while you watch her play vidya
Goodnight Miho! Sleep well :)
>Anyone wanna play CSGO arms race?
You will be okay friend! Find common ground, there is still hope for you yet!
Thanks Koko. I really appreciate it friend :)
Ohh so sorry if I'm boring
Are those even a thing?
>now I know why the others watch
There's a lot more, but tapping it out on my phone's kinda tedious. If you need a confidence boost again, just ask. Also, Megumin's right. Go to the media. Get a good lawyer. Do everything in your power to keep yours head above water. Sue your job. Countersue the farmer. If all else fails, sue the boys. Thats a dark route, but you deserve your freedom more than any one of the people I meet daily. Remember that you cared and we're punished for it.
>you did your job
>you save lives
>you're not animal fucking rescue
>fuck his prize winning shit
>he shot a kid!
And he wants money. Goddamn fucking cow and horse live for a combined 10 years after today, but he was ready to end two lives?! Excuse my french but goddamned cock-biting fuckstain!
>I noticed you
I'm really sorry, please don't hate me about the sushi thing
Nah, you're not boring, I just love to talk with many people at the same time. You're neat, don't worry
Can't tell if you're going to sleep or not...
Just messin with ya heh, I aint THAT kind of person
no it's ok.
most sushi restaurants have other things on the menu so you can get other things <3
Alright art time is over. Eyes are feeling slightly melted and brain is turning in to pudding.
Ahah, still. I hesitated to post that cause I expected you to react like that somehow. Good to know you understand.
No problem mang, and i'm down to play some arms race
Probably, I wouldn't doubt it. How would they even look?
Why must we be born in this 3D world?
Nah but for real, I'd be down to get drunk with someone who gets drunk quick. It would be fun
So... wanna go to a sushi restaurant with me?
goodnight pudding eyes, sleep tight, and be warm....
i don't think im gonna drink anymore
didn't enjoy it and i like tea more
yes, any time.
You wanna go barhopping? I'm pretty dangerous to do that with. What state do you live in Koko?
>inb4 the state of drunkenness
>you don't live in Tennessee
Woah woah woah hold on. That means it's shitposting time, not sleeping time.
i live in tennessee kek
oh....well i feel stupid now lol
I get drunk pretty fucking quick. A beer is usually enough to make me feel a little dizzy.
Should I go to an asian restaurant takeaway to eat at noon? I'm kinda sick still but I really want to eat some curry.
I'll gonna cook and eat you in your sleep.
Saw theopportunity lel
I'd imagine tan skin with squinty eyes, we both have black hair (I'm brown hair technically but its so dark you'd think its black)
Holy shit Mirai, I am actually crying right now. Thank you so much. Im gonna fight this asshole to the absolute best of my ability. You are literally the best kind of person, Im glad to call you my friend
Okay! I will invite you in just a minute.
I told you! I knew you could do it! :)
>Go get her friend
Damn Miho... Do I want to know?
Sure, let's go now.
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
Ive been riding a Honda for 3 years. No problems and I still love it.
Rory-sama claimed and lurking
i got adopted by uncle sam
oh, well sorry it's bad lol, i can't really change much of that
Well yeah cus you overdid it. Don't let the fear get to you mang
Fuck....I live in cali, but if I ever go to Tennessee I'll let you know for sure. I have yet to go barhopping as I am, how they say, underage
I would actually be down for that, would make things cheap haha
>tan skin with squinty eyes
yuckee, and yeah my nice chocolate hair turned into baby shit tar black as I got older
Me? In my sleep? Ha! Can't you see sleep is for the weak!?
Daww, that's cute
ITS NOT COOL. I wish I could drink more :(
I have a life unlike you.
She's a squid.
I'm really curious to see how they'll look
HOW FOOLISH OF ME!
>SCANNING FOR NEAREST FLOWER SHOP
>FLOWER SHOP FOUND
Well i say i'm done and then i immediately start messing with the fingers again because i wasn't happy with how loose the grip looked.
THIS IS HOW I WIND UP STAYING AWAKE FOR 30 HOURS DOING STUPID SHIT
Arg. Stupid me.
Also this was me.
>best kind of person
Just wish you the happiness you deserve.
Hot. And making me hungry for squid.
Where did he touch....uh but what's your original nationality?
Huh, no. I don't live in TN, I live in TX. I was just saying TN is the State of Drunkenness. NM isnt so far. Come meet me in Albuquerque in June!
>implying squids don't live
right in my no no square
i was born in new mexico, but im german kek
Wait you're WHAT?!?!
Koko wtf man
You got this!
Thanks. One day, im gonna buy you a drink for this. :)
Ok really going to bed now phone about to die.
pretty skeletal, what's goin on skeletal brethren??
Don't get any ideas...
Heh heh... Letting your guard down so easy! Maybe I'll let you have mercy afterall!
Just thin. I sit in the same boat, so i might be biased, though.
To clarify, you're German decent? Like your parents are German? Sorry the born in NM thing has me confused a bit.
I was born in Russia, but I'm Americanized.
>if I could give pep talk for drinks, I'd be a happier person
But I still owe you that expensive one, remember? Haha
I wouldn't eat...you...huh
Just trying to clean the unholy mess behind me
My name isnt Richard. Also Im an Ausfag.
I rarely smile. Having a photographer for a father makes smiling for photos a sore subject for me because fuck smiling.
yes, my mom is german and my dad is italian, i might not be explaining things good lol
nice. i knew a russian guy he was a madman kek
at least pretend you enjoy taking dick
Yet there you are waiting in at the table with your appetizers? I've got my eyes on you...
But I dont enjoy taking dick
>you asked for a smile
>theres my attempt at a selfie smile
>not completing the Axis of Evil
Ausfag, kek I thought you were working at a Waffle House.
Hi Tomo! What's going on?
What did I do?
Was worth a try at guessing. I thought you were from Europe. Interesting that you posted a pic of yourself.
DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!
i've failed my countries, so therefore i must commit sudokku with an anthrax pill
No idea what you're talking about. Just lookin' at squid-gore porn like any degenerate.
>sweet, merciful Buddha
I will buy you drinks for pep talks! kek
Oh yeah, I forgot about that... Don't you owe me a vacation too? kek
So... uh... I hope you don't mind. But, um... I got you some flowers.
>I really hope you like them
Europe blood in me. Half Yugoslav, half Great Britain. My pics are already on the net. People can find me if they really want to anyway.
*sobs* what did he do to deserve this!?
Oh yeah, Ika got Miho's buzz finally. But she had been asking about it so...Anyway, how are you, Sanae?
Guten Morgen, Akiko.
Seems a bit harsh, but I support whatever decision you make.
How come you didn't forget about THAT?!?
He got tasty. I'm sorry.
Well it's a trade off, you could A. get drunk for cheap and quick off of a beer but not have the social standing of someone who drinks alot or B. take a bit to get drunk, spend more money and fuck you're liver but at least you get some pats on the back at bars and shit. I like both tbh
As am i, Someone proficiant with photoshop should make one up
ooooo thats a closer! haha, and yeah NM isn't too far I guess, gotta get a better car though. June you say?
I'm what? underage? yeah man, got until October 15th. Then I'm good
Thats kinda skelly yeah lol
I'm adding you to the hitlist!
So who's the guy posting screenshots?
Oh, someone took the effort to click the gif
Hello Mirai, good morning
Hey Koko, how are things?
apparently miho raped the squid girl or something
and sanae was the mastermind?
>Watching Battlefield 1 trailer
>Wanna be hyped, but it's an EA trailer
>Can't trust it yet
Forgot to add end. So I'll add it here
kek I would have forgot, but you reminded me! ;)
Doin pretty good, playing CS:GO with Milinda, how bout you?
Same, I wanna love it, it looks so cool. But at the same time I can't help but doubt alot of shit until actual gameplay come out
Someone entertain me, I beg.
Fuck me. I'm in project mode. :| I put it down then immediately pick it back up.
Sounds like your average /waifu/ drama
You shouldn't trust trailers in general unless they say actual gameplay footage
Oh I just woke up, but I'm already back at modelling the character. It's gonna be another busy day
Look at me go
You will die and there is nothing you can do about it
how'd you feel about the overwatch beta wipe?
did you buy origins edition?
Who are your favourites after dva?
Got back from work, will be able to stay up now. How are you?
You were impatient! I told you that I'll say the rest tomorrow! I was tired.....Tired...
Oh, part German part Guatemalan. You are braver person than I to post pics on the Internet.
I know...I'm being scolded right now by Ika.
I'm alright, getting something to eat and drink. How about you?
Ay comrade! How's it going?
No Brazil! I had no idea she would've done that!
>Watching Infinite Warfare
>So many dislikes
I realized why the new COD's shit. It's quite literally Advanced Warfare and Ghosts recycled.
>Adventures in space
>Super-futuristic tech looks the same
>The setting is the same
I mean jeez, they even ripped out and pasted in the grappling hook mechanic from the bloody game!
By the way, where did Hotaru go off to? Haven't seen her talk lately...
Thats actual entertainment.
That is too.
you say that like its a bad thing
I didnt pre-order yet, but I might get the collector edition with the little statue and stuff! My fav are D.Va, Mercy and Mccree.
ok i guess. Sort of sitting around
I try and Mei is my favorite
NM's bars are crazy when it comes to minors getting in, though. Damn. But if you're ever out there, we're going to hit up the bars downtown, near the university. We always end up at this place called Three Fools. Best Irish pub on the planet, save for the ones in Ireland. I thought you were older than Sane, like me, haha.
Bigger fish had tried killing me and gotten fried, Squid.
It's about Miho's "buzz" on Ika. And yes I did. Although I like tiny Akiko more. For someone with a limited-selection waifu, you're doing quite a bit with her. I commend you.
I did. Knew what it was, and what Miho would do. But Miho already doesn't like me so I didn't say anything.
Just finished drinking and talking up a storm to these /waifu/s. Probably should head to bed soon.
You could have gave some kind of disclaimer's (claimer's) notice at least!
Oh really? do you not have school or anything today? Busy is good haha
Pretty good, how was your day?
I know right? the space stuff gave off a major "halo" vibe as well, like I literally though i saw a pelican fly for a sec and the girl at the end has a uniform alot like they use in the halo. I always have faith in games until I see gameplay, but this one is hard to have faith for
>whered Hotaru go
probably still too drunk lel
Someone end my suffering.
I'll have to head out there than, I need a car that can go out of town though haha, mines pretty foiked. and yeah I'm still underage, why'd you think otherwise?
>Still too drunk.
Goddamn. I should probably go look for her then.
>Just to check if she's okay
>No ulterior motives here
>ITT we wait for brazil
yeah, mostly rp though
how's your game progress going? keeping the tenchi name?
what little statue?
do you play any other games? Where are you from? Do you work, study or are you a neet?
When did you start posting here?
6-foot old man fister claimed
Sup orange farmer
Ive posted worse stuff of myself on /b/. I did an AMA on a Crohn's patient. Me being the patient.
The soldier 76 one with the artbook and al lthat stuff. Yo ugotta buy it IRL doe.
I play some Civ5, WoW, etc.
I live in switzerland, I'm studying now, I started posting here yesterday
>RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS INBOUND
EVERYONE GET DOWN
But most fish aren't emissaries either.
You should get a camera and record people getting rekt. You obviously won't help the rekt.
I'll happily end your suffering. Just hold still and it'll all be over.
>Hope no-one's under the bed tonight
Lewd game girl's back
Sweet delicious noodles...
Closed photoshop, got myself some food...
Should be all better.
What's everyone up to?
guess it's a bit late but I tend not to post when the threads are too fast
welcome to the thread
What do you study? Do you enjoy it? How's life in switzerland? Any muslims fucking your country up?
yo jen, how's it going?
It's how I roll hanabro
how are you lol
The happiest mech unit in the world.
i'm fine,but my legs are sore from yesterday.
mmmhmmm whatever you say mang haha
Goodnight rum friend! sleep well :)
Do you frequent on the threads during the day as well?
Sounds good! Anything planned?
It happened to me also! I didn't get a warning..... I'm so sorry.
A bit boring. Woke up, ate, and worked. Though it's better being here now!
Goodnight then. And take care!
Today shall be the day! And I didn't condone it...
Oh..... A+ I guess. I couldn't do because I don't like taking pics of myself.
No! I just came backkkkk.
Although it might be good your gone, Im really drunk now...
It's fine. Not too many muslims fucking us over.
i'm still in highschool, I don't really enjoy it but I dont have much choice for now.
Also switzerland is great
The flask is an alcoholic's paintbrush, the flask is an alcoholic's toothbrush and he can go throw up now.
your face doesn't really agree with you
I never asked about you though, hope you don't mind that I'm not rping
where are you from?
lol, what did you do yesterday?
I still have no idea what the screenshots are about kek
just happy that you're back bro
getting ready to leave. cigarette smoke all over my clothes from yesterday lol
not most days and during the day its usually more lurk because I dont know anyone
Oh jeez not another one. First Hotaru, now you.
Alright, sit down and rest up. Wouldn't want you hurting yourself.
>Now where did Hotaru wander off to...
I reside in Australia. Great place, nice weather, cute animals, all that jazz.
Late for the party but this is my waifu, Aqua! I want her to be my taller and older wife!
I got raped thats what happened.
Chizuru also came by. She said I had work to do.
But I dont wanna sit down... :/
OH, did you give Hotaru those flowers?
Was about to, but she disappeared.
>She was still drunk, so can't blame her
>Hope she comes back soon...
>Implying I wasn't applying top-tier sarcasm in my answer