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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Waifu Claiming thread
>This is the thread that doesn't end
The rules are simple:
>It goes on and on my friend
>Some people started making it, not knowing what it was
>But kept posting on and on
>Because this is the thread that doesn't end
Most important: You're waifu a shit
Clamed
>>683906361
kagami claimed....
still here
>>683906413
>>683906361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
>>683906413
Fuck off Randy.
Claimed
>Watched a video of what japanese think of mexico
>Their answers is tacos
>Mfw I had thoughts of opening a mexican resturant in japan
>Shizuru get!
>If dubs
>Let start a death robot riot!
>>683906542
stop it tomo this song is ultra gay
sachi claim
>>683906361
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.
>>683906381
That... really hurt.
...
...
I don't think she wants these flowers anymore.
>>683906142
>fuck sushi
I didn't think anyone thought that but me. More like fuck her if she can't hang with the non poo eating
>>683906381
No problem mang, if you need to talk about shit feel free to hit me up. Not sure how much i'll be but i'll try :)
>>683906482
Always dug that pic
Also claiming
Miho claimed
Im going to be now night anons.
>>683906491
Go to bed.
>>683906482
>>683906271
Then don't eat it, dummy!
>Claim
>>683906621
i can't
>>683906631
Cake is too fucking good tho
>>683906361
>>683906714
Then share it, goddamit. :(
Who's up to have random ass conversations, I'm being bored.
>fubuki claimed
>>683906569
Mexican Japanese would be weird as fuck nig
>>683906466
>tfw you will never do your crushes hair while you watch her play vidya
>>683906589
>ultra gay
as if
>>683906621
Goodnight Miho! Sleep well :)
Milinda claim
>Anyone wanna play CSGO arms race?
>>683906594
You will be okay friend! Find common ground, there is still hope for you yet!
>>683906596
Thanks Koko. I really appreciate it friend :)
https://youtu.be/00Eey_BLA5I
>>683906796
Ohh so sorry if I'm boring
>>683906822
Are those even a thing?
>>683905598
>now I know why the others watch
>>683905602
There's a lot more, but tapping it out on my phone's kinda tedious. If you need a confidence boost again, just ask. Also, Megumin's right. Go to the media. Get a good lawyer. Do everything in your power to keep yours head above water. Sue your job. Countersue the farmer. If all else fails, sue the boys. Thats a dark route, but you deserve your freedom more than any one of the people I meet daily. Remember that you cared and we're punished for it.
>you did your job
>you save lives
>HUMAN LIVES
>you're not animal fucking rescue
>fuck his prize winning shit
>he shot a kid!
And he wants money. Goddamn fucking cow and horse live for a combined 10 years after today, but he was ready to end two lives?! Excuse my french but goddamned cock-biting fuckstain!
>>683906822
The world is unfair.
>>683906800
sup holmes
>>683906794
Sup literal baby
>>683906794
>I noticed you
I'm really sorry, please don't hate me about the sushi thing
>>683906961
Nah, you're not boring, I just love to talk with many people at the same time. You're neat, don't worry
>>683906621
Can't tell if you're going to sleep or not...
>grammar
>>683907055
Just messin with ya heh, I aint THAT kind of person
>>683906899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQvXmgqYPNE
One of my favorite piano vids. The other is the mario medley he does, then there's one more by some guy called Wesp
>>683907036
no it's ok.
most sushi restaurants have other things on the menu so you can get other things <3
>>683907007
:c
Alright art time is over. Eyes are feeling slightly melted and brain is turning in to pudding.
>>683907152
Ahah, still. I hesitated to post that cause I expected you to react like that somehow. Good to know you understand.
>>683906897
No problem mang, and i'm down to play some arms race
>>683906961
Probably, I wouldn't doubt it. How would they even look?
>>683906982
Why must we be born in this 3D world?
>>683907202
Nah but for real, I'd be down to get drunk with someone who gets drunk quick. It would be fun
>>683907202
So... wanna go to a sushi restaurant with me?
>>683907300
goodnight pudding eyes, sleep tight, and be warm....
>>683907300
see you later bro.
>>683907335
i don't think im gonna drink anymore
didn't enjoy it and i like tea more
>>683907378
yes, any time.
>>683907007
You wanna go barhopping? I'm pretty dangerous to do that with. What state do you live in Koko?
>inb4 the state of drunkenness
>you don't live in Tennessee
>>683907422
>>683907455
Woah woah woah hold on. That means it's shitposting time, not sleeping time.
>>683907328
Is she camping?
IN HER HOUSE?
fucking azns are weird
>>683907499
i live in tennessee kek
>>683907536
oh....well i feel stupid now lol
>>683907335
I get drunk pretty fucking quick. A beer is usually enough to make me feel a little dizzy.
>>683907300
Night night
Should I go to an asian restaurant takeaway to eat at noon? I'm kinda sick still but I really want to eat some curry.
>>683907569
that's a con...who cosplays at their house?
>>683907633
I like your whiskey
>>683907144
I'll gonna cook and eat you in your sleep.
>>683907328
Saw theopportunity lel
>>683907335
I'd imagine tan skin with squinty eyes, we both have black hair (I'm brown hair technically but its so dark you'd think its black)
>>683906970
Holy shit Mirai, I am actually crying right now. Thank you so much. Im gonna fight this asshole to the absolute best of my ability. You are literally the best kind of person, Im glad to call you my friend
>>683907335
Okay! I will invite you in just a minute.
>>683907378
I told you! I knew you could do it! :)
>Go get her friend
>>683907733
Damn Miho... Do I want to know?
>>683907716
is it good?? i don't drink lol
>kagami
>>683907633
>state of drunkenness
Noice! Lived there all your life or have you adopted the redneck way of life?
>>683907800
>I like your whiskey
>Is it good?
No, it's fucking awful. That's why I Drink it.
>>683907491
Sure, let's go now.
>YES!
>>683907799
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
>>683907939
>Dont forget the flowers!
>Milinda
>>683906800
steal bitch
>>683906198
Ive been riding a Honda for 3 years. No problems and I still love it.
Rory-sama claimed and lurking
>>683907897
i got adopted by uncle sam
>>683907900
oh, well sorry it's bad lol, i can't really change much of that
>>683907491
Well yeah cus you overdid it. Don't let the fear get to you mang
>>683907499
Fuck....I live in cali, but if I ever go to Tennessee I'll let you know for sure. I have yet to go barhopping as I am, how they say, underage
>>683907701
I would actually be down for that, would make things cheap haha
>>683907773
>tan skin with squinty eyes
yuckee, and yeah my nice chocolate hair turned into baby shit tar black as I got older
>>683907733
Me? In my sleep? Ha! Can't you see sleep is for the weak!?
>>683907300
so death robot time?
>>683907939
Daww, that's cute
>>683908134
ITS NOT COOL. I wish I could drink more :(
>>683908135
I have a life unlike you.
>>683907799
She's a squid.
>>683908134
I'm really curious to see how they'll look
Going to vidya
cya
>>683908012
HOW FOOLISH OF ME!
>SCANNING FOR NEAREST FLOWER SHOP
>FLOWER SHOP FOUND
GETOUTTATHEFUCKINGWAYCOMINGTHROUGH!
>>683908166
Well i say i'm done and then i immediately start messing with the fingers again because i wasn't happy with how loose the grip looked.
THIS IS HOW I WIND UP STAYING AWAKE FOR 30 HOURS DOING STUPID SHIT
Arg. Stupid me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBF-_WMY8HU
>>683908308
>I have a life unlike you.
oh shit
>>683907897
Also this was me.
>>683907799
>best kind of person
>fuyukaidesu
Just wish you the happiness you deserve.
>>683907733
Hot. And making me hungry for squid.
>>683908103
Where did he touch....uh but what's your original nationality?
>>683908134
Huh, no. I don't live in TN, I live in TX. I was just saying TN is the State of Drunkenness. NM isnt so far. Come meet me in Albuquerque in June!
>>683908308
>implying squids don't live
>implying squid≤human
Hahahaha! HAHAHA!
>>683908700
right in my no no square
i was born in new mexico, but im german kek
>>683908134
Wait you're WHAT?!?!
Koko wtf man
>>683908308
>squid.
kek
>>683908419
You got this!
>>683908700
Thanks. One day, im gonna buy you a drink for this. :)
Ok really going to bed now phone about to die.
>>683909035
rip in warm blankets, sweet dreams
Hey guys. Am I a skeltal?
>Rory-sama
Ayy lmao
Claimed.
>>683909186
pretty skeletal, what's goin on skeletal brethren??
>>683908700
Don't get any ideas...
>>683909035
Heh heh... Letting your guard down so easy! Maybe I'll let you have mercy afterall!
>>683909225
hello
>>683909186
Just thin. I sit in the same boat, so i might be biased, though.
>>683909186
W.t.f Richard?!
>>683909186
you look like you enjoy dick
p.s. fucking smile when you take a picture
>>683909225
HOW DARE YOU!!
>>683908916
To clarify, you're German decent? Like your parents are German? Sorry the born in NM thing has me confused a bit.
I was born in Russia, but I'm Americanized.
>>683909026
>if I could give pep talk for drinks, I'd be a happier person
But I still owe you that expensive one, remember? Haha
>>683909225
Sanae!
>>683909349
I wouldn't eat...you...huh
>
>>683909302
Just trying to clean the unholy mess behind me
>>683909576
My name isnt Richard. Also Im an Ausfag.
>>683909619
I rarely smile. Having a photographer for a father makes smiling for photos a sore subject for me because fuck smiling.
>>683909647
yes, my mom is german and my dad is italian, i might not be explaining things good lol
nice. i knew a russian guy he was a madman kek
>>683909800
SMILE faggot
at least pretend you enjoy taking dick
>>683909800
>>683909944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ICJamErqYI
>>683910026
have some pedostache
>>683909647
Yet there you are waiting in at the table with your appetizers? I've got my eyes on you...
>>683909944
But I dont enjoy taking dick
>you asked for a smile
>theres my attempt at a selfie smile
>>683909867
>German/Italian
>not completing the Axis of Evil
>commie
>>683909800
Ausfag, kek I thought you were working at a Waffle House.
>>683909359
Hi Tomo! What's going on?
>>683909624
What did I do?
>>683909647
Mirai!
>>683909800
Was worth a try at guessing. I thought you were from Europe. Interesting that you posted a pic of yourself.
Claimed
I'm here
Good morning everyone
>>683910348
nothing. You?
>>683910348
DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!
>>683909944
>>683910138
Shave you monsters
>>683910295
i've failed my countries, so therefore i must commit sudokku with an anthrax pill
>>683910225
No idea what you're talking about. Just lookin' at squid-gore porn like any degenerate.
>sweet, merciful Buddha
>Mirai
>>683910452
I know I'm a monster but am I so bad that I've turned plural?
>>683910447
>>683909647
I will buy you drinks for pep talks! kek
Oh yeah, I forgot about that... Don't you owe me a vacation too? kek
>>683907491
So... uh... I hope you don't mind. But, um... I got you some flowers.
>I really hope you like them
>>683910348
Europe blood in me. Half Yugoslav, half Great Britain. My pics are already on the net. People can find me if they really want to anyway.
>>683910504
Noo!!! Jeeeeefffffff!!!!
*sobs* what did he do to deserve this!?
>>683910527
>>683910713
>>683910780
>>683910348
Oh yeah, Ika got Miho's buzz finally. But she had been asking about it so...Anyway, how are you, Sanae?
>>683910410
Guten Morgen, Akiko.
>>683910498
Seems a bit harsh, but I support whatever decision you make.
>>683910530
How come you didn't forget about THAT?!?
>>683910713
He got tasty. I'm sorry.
>>683908296
Well it's a trade off, you could A. get drunk for cheap and quick off of a beer but not have the social standing of someone who drinks alot or B. take a bit to get drunk, spend more money and fuck you're liver but at least you get some pats on the back at bars and shit. I like both tbh
>>683908311
As am i, Someone proficiant with photoshop should make one up
>>683908376
Later Niggo!
>>683908700
ooooo thats a closer! haha, and yeah NM isn't too far I guess, gotta get a better car though. June you say?
>>683908932
I'm what? underage? yeah man, got until October 15th. Then I'm good
>>683909186
Thats kinda skelly yeah lol
>>683909225
hey comrade!
>>683909576
kek
>>683910410
Sup peaches
>>683910827
You heartless-!!
I'm adding you to the hitlist!
So who's the guy posting screenshots?
>>683910827
Oh, someone took the effort to click the gif
Hello Mirai, good morning
>>683910881
Hey Koko, how are things?
>>683911001
MY Miho.
>>683911122
no idea
apparently miho raped the squid girl or something
and sanae was the mastermind?
welcome back
>>683911122
Wassup A.K.I.K.O
>Watching Battlefield 1 trailer
>Wanna be hyped, but it's an EA trailer
>Can't trust it yet
>>683911001
Forgot to add end. So I'll add it here
おわり.
>>683910827
kek I would have forgot, but you reminded me! ;)
>>683911122
Doin pretty good, playing CS:GO with Milinda, how bout you?
>>683911298
Same, I wanna love it, it looks so cool. But at the same time I can't help but doubt alot of shit until actual gameplay come out
>>683911256
Whoelse is in on this!? Tell me!
Someone entertain me, I beg.
>Sleep tight gorgeous
>>683911680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT99Y4AnmA
Fuck me. I'm in project mode. :| I put it down then immediately pick it back up.
>>683911295
Ohayo fucker
Sounds like your average /waifu/ drama
>>683911298
Hello Commander
You shouldn't trust trailers in general unless they say actual gameplay footage
>>683911529
Oh I just woke up, but I'm already back at modelling the character. It's gonna be another busy day
>>683911680
>
Look at me go
>>683911680
You will die and there is nothing you can do about it
>>683911680
sure
how'd you feel about the overwatch beta wipe?
did you buy origins edition?
Who are your favourites after dva?
>>683910410
Morning!
>>683910440
Got back from work, will be able to stay up now. How are you?
>>683910447
You were impatient! I told you that I'll say the rest tomorrow! I was tired.....Tired...
>>683910618
Oh, part German part Guatemalan. You are braver person than I to post pics on the Internet.
>>683910827
I know...I'm being scolded right now by Ika.
I'm alright, getting something to eat and drink. How about you?
>>683910881
Ay comrade! How's it going?
>>683911295
No Brazil! I had no idea she would've done that!
>>683911529
>>683911852
>Watching Infinite Warfare
>So many dislikes
I realized why the new COD's shit. It's quite literally Advanced Warfare and Ghosts recycled.
>Adventures in space
>Super-futuristic tech looks the same
>The setting is the same
I mean jeez, they even ripped out and pasted in the grappling hook mechanic from the bloody game!
By the way, where did Hotaru go off to? Haven't seen her talk lately...
>>683911837
Thats actual entertainment.
>>683911852
That is too.
>>683911893
you say that like its a bad thing
>>683911905
I didnt pre-order yet, but I might get the collector edition with the little statue and stuff! My fav are D.Va, Mercy and Mccree.
>>683911914
ok i guess. Sort of sitting around
>>683912064
I try and Mei is my favorite
>>683911893
I want to bury you in tea bags
>>683910881
NM's bars are crazy when it comes to minors getting in, though. Damn. But if you're ever out there, we're going to hit up the bars downtown, near the university. We always end up at this place called Three Fools. Best Irish pub on the planet, save for the ones in Ireland. I thought you were older than Sane, like me, haha.
>>683911001
Bigger fish had tried killing me and gotten fried, Squid.
>>683911122
It's about Miho's "buzz" on Ika. And yes I did. Although I like tiny Akiko more. For someone with a limited-selection waifu, you're doing quite a bit with her. I commend you.
>>683911430
>f...fuyukaidesu!
>>683911615
I did. Knew what it was, and what Miho would do. But Miho already doesn't like me so I didn't say anything.
>>683911914
Just finished drinking and talking up a storm to these /waifu/s. Probably should head to bed soon.
>>683911914
You could have gave some kind of disclaimer's (claimer's) notice at least!
>>683911852
Oh really? do you not have school or anything today? Busy is good haha
>>683911914
Pretty good, how was your day?
>>683912018
I know right? the space stuff gave off a major "halo" vibe as well, like I literally though i saw a pelican fly for a sec and the girl at the end has a uniform alot like they use in the halo. I always have faith in games until I see gameplay, but this one is hard to have faith for
>whered Hotaru go
probably still too drunk lel
>>683912262
Sanae*
Someone end my suffering.
>>683912262
I'll have to head out there than, I need a car that can go out of town though haha, mines pretty foiked. and yeah I'm still underage, why'd you think otherwise?
>>683912274
>Still too drunk.
Goddamn. I should probably go look for her then.
>Just to check if she's okay
>No ulterior motives here
>>683911914
sure.. sure..
>ITT we wait for brazil
>>683911852
yeah, mostly rp though
how's your game progress going? keeping the tenchi name?
>>683912064
what little statue?
do you play any other games? Where are you from? Do you work, study or are you a neet?
When did you start posting here?
6-foot old man fister claimed
>>683910410
Morning doppelganger
>>683911684
Sup orange farmer
>>683911914
Ive posted worse stuff of myself on /b/. I did an AMA on a Crohn's patient. Me being the patient.
>>683912658
The soldier 76 one with the artbook and al lthat stuff. Yo ugotta buy it IRL doe.
I play some Civ5, WoW, etc.
I live in switzerland, I'm studying now, I started posting here yesterday
>>683912176
Mei's cute.
>>683912658
>RAPID-FIRE QUESTIONS INBOUND
EVERYONE GET DOWN
>>683912673
Bot's back
>nice dress
Threads too slow. I'm going to bed. Goodnight e-body.
Nep Noire has now been claimed.
>>683912262
But most fish aren't emissaries either.
You should get a camera and record people getting rekt. You obviously won't help the rekt.
>>683912358
I'll happily end your suffering. Just hold still and it'll all be over.
>>683912924
Night night.
>Hope no-one's under the bed tonight
>>683912969
Lewd game girl's back
Sweet delicious noodles...
Closed photoshop, got myself some food...
Should be all better.
What's everyone up to?
>>683912782
guess it's a bit late but I tend not to post when the threads are too fast
welcome to the thread
What do you study? Do you enjoy it? How's life in switzerland? Any muslims fucking your country up?
>>683912673
yo jen, how's it going?
>>683912896
It's how I roll hanabro
how are you lol
>>683912924
Goodnight <3
>>683912969
>>683913075
The happiest mech unit in the world.
>>683913075
i'm fine,but my legs are sore from yesterday.
>>683912616
mmmhmmm whatever you say mang haha
>>683912924
Goodnight rum friend! sleep well :)
>>683912176
Do you frequent on the threads during the day as well?
>>683912262
Sounds good! Anything planned?
>>683912273
It happened to me also! I didn't get a warning..... I'm so sorry.
>>683912274
A bit boring. Woke up, ate, and worked. Though it's better being here now!
>>683912924
Goodnight then. And take care!
>>683912658
Today shall be the day! And I didn't condone it...
>>683912747
Oh..... A+ I guess. I couldn't do because I don't like taking pics of myself.
>>683912969
Hello!
>>683912924
No! I just came backkkkk.
Although it might be good your gone, Im really drunk now...
>>683913075
It's fine. Not too many muslims fucking us over.
i'm still in highschool, I don't really enjoy it but I dont have much choice for now.
Also switzerland is great
The flask is an alcoholic's paintbrush, the flask is an alcoholic's toothbrush and he can go throw up now.
>>683913161
your face doesn't really agree with you
I never asked about you though, hope you don't mind that I'm not rping
where are you from?
>>683913273
lol, what did you do yesterday?
>>683913385
I still have no idea what the screenshots are about kek
>>683913066
just happy that you're back bro
getting ready to leave. cigarette smoke all over my clothes from yesterday lol
>>683913385
not most days and during the day its usually more lurk because I dont know anyone
>>683913398
Oh jeez not another one. First Hotaru, now you.
Alright, sit down and rest up. Wouldn't want you hurting yourself.
>Now where did Hotaru wander off to...
>>683913528
I reside in Australia. Great place, nice weather, cute animals, all that jazz.
>>683913528
Oh? Where were you yesterday?
Late for the party but this is my waifu, Aqua! I want her to be my taller and older wife!
Saitamaid.
>>683913528
I got raped thats what happened.
>>683913385
Chizuru also came by. She said I had work to do.
>>683913814
Pretty good.
>>683913698
But I dont wanna sit down... :/
OH, did you give Hotaru those flowers?
>>683913698
>Australian here
>All of that is a lie
>Rory-sama
>>683914004
You know, i was thinking about saying something too. Lol
>Shizuru
>>683913938
Was about to, but she disappeared.
>She was still drunk, so can't blame her
>Hope she comes back soon...
>>683914004
>Implying I wasn't applying top-tier sarcasm in my answer
>H.A.N.A.K.O
>>683913904
I try my best.
>>683914222
>Trips checked
Ah, I see. I wish you luck when she returns!
>Milinda
