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When I take a shower, I like to arch my back and position my nostrils directly underneath the center of the waterflow, and suck in. It clears my nose out and it makes my breathing real fresh and easy for the rest of the day, but the catch is I usually vomit a tiny bit.
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>>683896635
Smart move anon
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>>683896929
It's best if you do it while taking a cold shower, if you don't do that already
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I always cum into the toilet and half the time i get all over the seat. i clean up but I always fear that my mom will get pregnant whenever she goes to the bathroom.
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I spend 60% of my working time to browse the web, lurk 4chan
Even now I'm at work.
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>>683896635
I'll try it whenever i feel stuffed up.
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>>683897140
Same here with my sister, when I was younger and we lived together.
Pro tip: Use some kind of chemical cleaner
>She never got pregnant
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My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend
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i'm trying to manipulate the police and mental health professionals in my area. i lie to them and use them to watch my son so i can have him arrested or committed. my daughter is helping me. even if found out my lawyer has created enough of an excuse that i can't be found guilty of a crime.
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>>683897140
does your mom rub her pussy all over the seat when she goes to the bathroom?
no?

stop worrying.
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>>683897140
I do that too. But sometimes I'll shit and piss in the toilet and get horny out of nowhere. So ill just jack my dick off and point my dick downwards and cum in my shit and piss.
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>>683897402
Yeah yeah. Good meme faggot. Go to reddit
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I post my wife here often without her knowing.
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>>683897869
Well post again.
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I've helped 3 ex gfs to suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog
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>>683898098
Tell more
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>>683898098
Stop with your stupid meme faggot. Go to reddit with that bullshit.
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been dating a grill for about 3 years and don't get me wrong I love her to death our relationship is very strong but every man has his urges.

I work with an absolute qt she is always flirting with me, texts me a lot, gives me hugs when I show up to work, this and that. always thought she was hot but I have gf so I never made any moves.

she decided she wanted to come over and play vidya cause I told her about FO4 and how it's really fun. everything is going fine until she puts the moves on me and one thing led to another. and yes I cheated but DAMN tgis girl could suck a mean dick and wasn't shy to say the least. this was about 4 months ago.

I never told ny gf (obviously) and I don't think about it nor do I feel bad about it. I'll prolly never do it again so this was a one time thing.

am I a terrible person /b/?
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>>683898226
>newfag taking obvious bait
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>>683898250
I'm being serious.
>>683898226
What would you like to know?
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>>683898250
>>683898330
well i dont care about that

who do you think you are some kind of super relateable guy who everyone relates to?
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>>683898429
>What would you like to know?
go into detail about that shit.
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My wife went away last week to visit family, leaving me home alone.

I've been very curious about sucking cock almost my entire life and have been jacking off to gay porn for a number of years now.

I went on squirt dot org the first day she left and I ended up chatting with a guy who only lived a couple of blocks away from me.

The more we talked the hornier I got and we decided to meat in a park so he could suck my dick.

Sure enough I went and he showed up and was very eager to suck me off. However in the middle of the blowjob, I started thinking about sucking his cock more and more and knew that this was my best opportunity to actually try it out for the first time so I pulled my cock out of his mouth and told him that I wanted to suck his cock too so he stood up and I dropped to my knees in front of him and took his cock into my mouth and started blowing him.

I fell in love with cocksucking within seconds of his cock entering me and loved it so much I sucked him off to completion and let him cum in my mouth.

After he came he sucked my dick again and swallowed my load.

I felt guilty about what I had just done and the fact that I had actually sucked another guy off but by the next day these guilty feelings were gone and I wanted to suck another guy off so fucking bad.

I went back on the website and hooked up with another guy, that very next night, and the night after that and the night after that.

Out of the 7 days my wife was away I sucked cock in 6 of them and one night I was so horny I sucked off 2 guys. Over all I sucked off 4 different guys.

My wife is home now but I need to suck cock again so fucking bad and I know that I'm going to continue doing it whenever I can get away from my wife.
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>>683897140
is there only one toilet is your house?
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>>683897526
Who knows, right?
What if she takes toilet paper to wipe after peeing and accidentally touches the cum stained area?

I hardly doubt that something like that ever happened, but you can't be careful enough when it's about impregnating your mother
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>>683898575
>I need to suck cock again so fucking bad
this must be b8 holy kek
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>>683898575
>>683898575
story of OPs life.
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>>683896346
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .
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I jerked off in front of the window for some thrill but didn't realize until i was done some kid was watching
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>>683896346
I've sucked a dude off for 50 bucks for cocaine when i was 15, I've had plenty of casual encounters on Craigslist when i was underage, i raped my aunt when i was 14, also somebody caught me raping my little cousin when i was about 4 or 5 years old. I don't have these urges no more and i dont plan on doing them again.
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>>683899139
kill yourself
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>>683897140
Why don't you just sit down on the toilet and jack off instead?
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>>683899139
No one likes your kind space nigger
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>>683898317
I did the same

I pictured it as a , one last time with another girl.

Were married now , 2 kids. Couldnt be greater, I think if I hadn't cheated, worse things would have happened.
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I'm obsessed with sexually forbidden taboos and have repressive thoughts of cannibalism.
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>>683898575
>I need to suck cock again so fucking bad
what a faggot
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>>683898854

Sperm doesn't last long at room temperature/exposed for the most part. That's why your sack keep the temperature so regulated
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>>683896346
i'm a post op transgirl, haven't told my last 5 bfs
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I want strangers to fap to my sister
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>>683899473
I don't know if it will ever catch up to me. the girl hasn't given any more hints towards me and We haven't spoken of it since. I feel like it might've just relieved some sexual tension
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>>683898317
ill probably join you fellas, those urges are fucking real man...
i work with a sorta qt and fucking her would be sweet.
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>>683899936
Exactly

Don't worry about it man, I dont.
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>>683899609
Never left the toilet and another person was already waiting outside?
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>>683898317
Same thing with me. Been with my girl for 6years. Worst part was it was my best friends sister...
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>>683899144

I've always liked jacking off in places where I could be seen as well and have jacked off in front of the window many times.

Sometimes I'll jack off in my backyard or in the bushes in front of my house.

Other times I'll go to parks or schoolyards and strip off all of my clothes and walk around in the nude for a while before jacking off as well.
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>>683900287
>where I could be seen
And? Have you ever been seen?
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>>683899949
the urge was way too immense to fight it. now come to think of it I probably wouldn't have don't this with any other girl I know. this one was an incredible exception. this girl has some very fine qualities to her. she wasn't just some sloot yknow?

maybe think about that and you could decide wether you really want to or not.
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I'm obsessed with a man that I haven't seen in 8 years, and I only knew him for three months
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>>683900997
I'm so sorry

That must suck. You must suck. What kinda guy was he?
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>>683900555

Yes

An old man out walking his dog caught me completly naked and jacking off in a park late at night once and I ended up sucking his dick and he sucked mine.
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>>683899755
done.
tell her to come clean me up faggot
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>>683898317
Good for you anon. I sit back and think about all the pussy i could've gotten and it makes my balls throb in pain. If theres pussy in front of you you better take it or you'll regret it later.
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>>683901444
oh lord. only on /b/

knew some german guy from here as a teen and we used to trade pics and stories and shit and jack off together on cam. he said he attended college at a nearby location to his house and there was a high school attached, and there would be girls who'd walk by and he'd sit in the woods and jack off because he liked that shit

said one time there were girls who caught him jacking it and walked down the hill to him and just asked him what he was doing. didn't answer. so they moon him and one slaps her ass and he cums immediately, and falls down the remainder of the hill by accident
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>>683901444
>ended up sucking his dick
Didn't expect anything else.
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>>683901382
He was a staff member at the juvie I was in when I was 12. He always seemed like he was into me and I've never gotten over it.

What's your secret?
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When I was in my mid teens, I was a horny little bastard. I ended up giving and receiving blow jobs from four other boys varying from 12 to 16.

Once I got my first taste of pussy though, I couldn't go back. I only fuck girls now, but I fuck them in public places where I can get caught. It replaces the thrill of being sexual with boys.
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>>683902048
What are you talking about

I'm a man jackass.
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I've cheated on nearly every test in college.
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I can't take it anymore... The media portrays me as an outcast for my beliefs. All my friends and family have left me alone. Everyone I try to talk to immediately turns their back on me when they find out what my true thoughts are. I can't talk to anyone besides you /b/ros. Not sure what the outcome will be but I can't hold it in forever...

Guys...

I can believe it's not butter
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>>683902093

Why not just be gay? Or was it the fact they were little boys that got you off?
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I'm only sexually attracted to boys significantly younger than me, and I'm 21
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>>683902093

I actually sucked off 7 different friends before I was 13 years old. I had also fucked one girl and fingered 6 other girls
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>>683902310
I was 14 at the time, so I was a young boy too. It was more of the take what I could get situation. I wasn't getting anything with girls, and I was horny.

Now that I get girls, I don't want guys anymore.
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>>683897423

why are you trying to get him committed or arrested?
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>>683902507
Being horny and young was crazy, wasn't it? I'm impressed though.
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>>683898575
this gave me the mightiest kek
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>>683902515

>replaces the thrill of being sexual with boys

Wouldn't have gone with those words then anon. A lot of guys get gay with each other when they're younger and then move on
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>>683896346
my secret is im in love with op. i want to bend that faggot over and have my way with his loose butthole over and over like if he was my prison bitch.
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I fucked my friends wife last week pic related that's her
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>>683898317
i once dated a grill too..it was got rather..heated at times. which is why i left.
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>>683902774
Fair enough. By thrill, it was just the feeling of doing something that was generally accepted as wrong. That's not the case so much anymore though.
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>>683902929

Oh I get ya now that's fair enough
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i've cheated on my husband multiple times while he's deployed. it's cliche as fuck and i feel horrible about it.
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I only masturbate to furry porn
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>>683902818
Fucking why?
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>>683903052

You should you're a shitty human
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>>683902048
Oh wait nevermind. I know what you mean. I fell for a few guys in my time. Mostly when I was a teen browsing 'boards like this

First there was this schizophrenic guy who called himself Darius. I was 16 and he was 22 or so at the time, and we both pretty much were total loners who preferred spending time on the computer reading up on shit in our free time. We'd trash each other intermittently in between browsing sessions, and the only real reason we were online buddies was because, well, we'd never met anyone so alike to one another ever before. In personality, it was like we were not individuals but of strikingly similar, freakishly the same temperament. I ended up meeting him on second life much later but we just told each other to fuck off. I really liked that guy

Another was a user on here about the same time. Called himself Alice. I think he still does threads here. Probably legitimately one of the smartest people I've ever talked to at some length over a period of time. He had a way with words that was just amazing to me. Alice rode the line for me at that age bullshit and truth, and I legitimately couldn't tell. That was what made me like him. Always seemed busy, and I couldn't really hold a conversation with him anyway, but sort of a majestic creature I never could quite understand or reach. I think I could probably hold a conversation with him now though

I got over those two as I matured, but I'll always remember them. This occurred from about 2007-2011, and I'm in my mid-20's now, so I've developed a little since then. Good luck
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>>683896635
I cup the water with my hands and "breathe" that in. Way less prone to gagging.
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>>683903052
Why not just fuck a wine bottle? Jesus
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>>683902818
it had to be a dare
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>>683902700

It was fucking amazing! Always the chance of being caught by our parents and like were were doing something terribly bad made it so fucking thrilling.
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>>683903207
i know

>>683903337
sexual lust changes people
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>>683903052

Why be with someone you want to cheat on?
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>>683903386
100% with you on that. The only thing I've done that got close to that feeling was fucking a girl in the university library during exams week. I love that feeling
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>>683903608
i don't want to. i want to be with him. but he's not here. he'll be back in july.
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>>683903535
Fair enough, I know what you mean.
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If my boyfriend has a friend I don't like, I manipulate that friend to lash out on me, usually in a very violent way or by means of harassment, so that he will stop hanging out with them. He still doesn't know, and I feel terrible everyday over it.
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Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .
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>>683904120
Don't feel too bad, it's clear that your boyfriend is retarded to let that happen.
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>>683902818
>>683903186
>>683903369
Well I have always had a thing for her we got drunk and I told her I always wanted to fuck her she said here's your chance and I took it
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>>683903778
Get some fucking sex toys to please you til he arrives... But it's too late now you fucking whore. Now show us your tits just like you showed it to those other men you fucked or get the fuck out
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>>683904120
There's something wrong with you

Don't call it manipulate
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>>683903778

>i don't want to

Look honey no one does something they don't want to do unless they're forced to. You ever actually talked to him about your sexual frustrations rather than sleep with someone behind his back?
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>>683904350
If you've had a thing for "her", I can only imagine how fucking ugly you must be
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>>683898575
kek
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>>683903052
How odd, I'm back in July as well from deployment....does your name start with an A by chance ?
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>>683904564
yes i have

>>683904439
i have toys and they do not compare to a man
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>>683896346
>Drinking with friends on the road in the middle of the night. It was quite and no one was around.
> A taxi pulls up, the driver walks into a public bathroom.
> Notice that there is a barlock on the outside of the door.
> Snake up to the door, carefully listening to the other side.
> Slide the bar shut, locking him inside.

> We all bolt and never return.
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>>683904599
I don't get what's wrong with her?
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>>683903052
How old are you ?
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>>683898575
hahahhahahha
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>>683904826

and? What he refuses to quit? Do you really want to be with a man that puts his job before your happiness?
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>>683904799
yes, coincidentally, but my husband doesn't use 4chan
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>>683904934
You can't just quit the fucking military you fucking idiot
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I sense an increasing prevalence of females in this thread
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>>683904934
he loves the military and i love that he loves the military. i look up to him for it
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>>683904966
He does now show us your tits or gtfo
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>>683897208
Same.
Also checkem
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>>683905033

Oh yeah, sorry the only people I know that are in the military don't actually want to quit so it's never really been brought up.
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>>683904966
Probably not but just to make sure you aren't my wife/girlfriend what's the second letter of your first name ?
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>>683898317
Same story, for me, I don't think so
The again I think like
>it's not cheating if you don't kiss
>I'm still emotionally loyal, go for it
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>>683898098
go on
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>>683897140
>be 14 year old me
>horny as fuck always
>decide to jerk off in pool
>nobody home for a few days and its summer
>get in pool, take off swimming trunks and jerk off into pool
>satisfying as hell
>ohfuck.jpg
>learned in bio 1 that sperm can live up to 3 days or some shit outside my sack
>sperm is now everywhere in my pool
>mfw realization of what i just did
>thought mom would get pregnant when she went swimming in a few days
>never got pregnant
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>>683905151
l
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>>683904871
That is not the same fat hag that was in the other pictures
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>>683905089

Guess you're just going to stay the way you are then. Sucks to be you two, wonder if he's sleeping around while he's away
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>>683904826
Of course it doesn't compare to a man, but Jesus fucking Christ he's out there risking his life for a better life for you two while you're at home letting other men fuck that whore pussy of yours... Fucking bitch
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>>683903052
He in Kuwait or the other place?
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>>683897423
Why you do that to your son? You molest him and trying to remove liability?
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>>683903052
U got kids with this dude?
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>>683905198

Chlorine would take care of that anon don't worry.
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My psychologist felt me up when I was 12 and I enjoyed it
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Friend has a now Ex who I was mega obsessed with. We almost fucked a couple years ago while drinking and after he passed out. That kinda left me to be, like, perma-obsessed with her. Dude left his ipod at the house one time and you bet I found fuckin nudes on there. Still have that shit. She went psychobitch and they broke up though, so no harm, no foul, right? I also figured out later she wanted to have a threesome with me which I would've done in a fucking heartbeat.
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>>683905303
no

>>683905264
can't say

>>683905230
i know i suck, oddly it feels right to read you say it about me.

>>683905216
i don't think so
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>>683905204
Oh ok thank god I think I'm in the clear. What are next three letters ?
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Fucked my cousin when I was 15.
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>>683905426

and at the end of the day you'll never know
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>>683900287
Dude that is stupid as fuck! If you get caught at a school or park even after hours can get you labeled as a sex offender... Not much worse than going door to door announcing your a sex offender. Might want to find safer places to streak away from kids.
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>>683905448
lis
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I jerk off to other girls pics and Kik and snap them while my gf sleeps in bed next to me
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ITT: a bunch of guys who have sucked dick for drugs/bribes/wanting to suck dick
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>>683898575
Alright Anon if you are actually admitting that you love sucking cock so much
I can respect that
So my advice is this
Have you ever told your wife about your bicuriousity?
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>>683905209
Yea it is she lost a lot of weight
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>>683904966
How do you know he doesn't use 4chan?
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>>683905426
Honestly, you're a disgusting, filthy cunt. You're the reason men beat and/or kill their partner/SO. I hope when he returns, he finds out about your shit and he puts a bullet in your head after torturing your fucking worthless ass
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>>683905671
But you fucked her when she was disgusting
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>>683905693
they are a super-couple

of course they share everything
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>>683905693
he knows im on it and he's never mentioned a post or thread to me

>>683905704
you are right
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>>683905819
Share your tits if you don't care
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I let my nephews shower with me and my gf when they stay at my place. They are sheltered and otherwise never get to see naked girls, especially up close irl.
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>>683905819
lots of anons are secretive about that you noob

not everyone shares what they do online and married 4channers have a tendency traditionally not to share that shit with anyone
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>>683905578
Sorry to be such a creep about it but my wife's name starts with an A and the second letter matched up. I'm deployed as well and was about 10 seconds away from callin her ass. I got cheated on while I was on my last deployment . You need to tell him and see where it goes from there , I found out from a friend and I lost my fucking mind. At least be honest. One more just to be sure are you a blonde or brunette?
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>>683905723
No after the weight loss
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>>683905819
If I'm right, then show us that filthy cunt of yours bitch. If you're gonna cheat on your man whos risking his life for your bitch ass waste of mass, might as well go all out.
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>>683906006
Its her bro
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>>683906006
you're not my husband i would have known. im a redhead. im considering telling him or killing myself
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>>683906105
>risking his life for her
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>>683906168
Kill yourself

But show us your tits before you do
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i still jack off over my ex.
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>>683906168
lol. you are a consummate liar just leave and go do some drugs or whatever contributes to your sick mind
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>>683906168

>or killing myself

That's a bit extreme, common it's not the end of the world just get a divorce
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>>683906168
Show us tits before death
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>>683898575
Hello OP
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>>683896346
I don't want to live anymore, but too much of a faggot to end it.
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>>683896346
Lied and said a family friend stuck his finger in my butthole when I was 6. My family doesn't talk about it but I know for sure he at least lost his job over it.
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>>683906256
i do not want to
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>>683906256
Not when the only thing you are good at is sucking other guys dicks but your husbands
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>>683906164
My wife can bearly turn on a computer much less use 4chan. Not worried.
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I've thought about her every day since she's left.
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>>683906420

So what overall do you want? You don't want him to leave the military (how long does he have left and would you ask him to quit when able) but you also don't want to leave him and you have and will continue to cheat because you can't keep your legs closed for a couple of months.

What's the outcome?
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>>683906505
Good shit troopnon
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>>683904599
fucking kek
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>>683906564
complain some more
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>>683906557
i want to keep the marriage and i want to stop doing the bad stuff. it's not like i plan on it. it's not like i want it. it's sexual lust and it changes who you are for a few hours. i'm horribly ashamed and disgusted afterwards. i literally throw up afterwards.
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>>683903052
>>683898317

I like how b can justify a guy cheating but not a girl.
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>>683905819
like hand bra it at the very least
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>>683906654
Complain how?
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>>683906168
Just tell him and go from there Jesus Christ . And stop fucking cheating, no need to kill yourself. Ive had several soldiers start or finish divorces since we've been deployed , it fucking sucks but honesty is the only thing you can do at this point .What state are you guys stationed in ?
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>>683904966
so you think you idiot.
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>>683906680

Then stop doing it. Seroiusly if your sexual urges are that high that you literally NEED a cock in you then do yourself and him a big favor and tell him and break up if needed. You're both just wasting your time, some relationships don't work move on otherwise your teeth will fall out and you'll end up preggers or STI ridden by the time he comes back from whichever trip he does.
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>>683906680
Called self control . You can't have both anyway and it looks like you already made up your mind on what you want. You don't have any kids with this guy do you?
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>>683906687
I just think it's so fucked up that she's doing that when her husband is deployed. I don't support cheating (inb4 faggot), but she's just a piece of fucking trash for doing some shit like that
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>>683906680
Military has the highest rate of divorce anyways.
Tbh, you have needs and shit, and not to mean but its obvious that you cant deal with your man being away for a long period of time. Its too late now, just gotta deal with everything.
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>>683905216
>>683905089
i hope he is his doing something great and his wife doesnt appreciate that, fucking sloots
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>>683899191
How'd you rape your aunt?
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>>683906734
can't say

>>683906909
>>683906958
you know damn well that sexual urges come and go when you're alone. most of the times i take care of it myself. but i think everyone changes a little bit inside when the sexual urge is high. and just to be clear, i'm on bc and everything except oral is done safely.

>>683907095
i appreciate him a lot. you don't know about the other stuff i do for him. it has nothing to do with that
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>>683907237

>you know damn well

Yes, yes I do know that sexual urges can send a person wild, would I even get so far as to cheat several times because I don't have a dick in me once every few months? No. I would break up with someone before I cheated on them several times and even if it happened once I'd confess to them and give them the chance to decide what they'd like to do with our relationship.

Also you do know you can get STIs from oral sex right honey?
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>>683906006
call her asap
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>>683907417
that's why i mentioned it, otherwise i would have said 'everything is done safely'.
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>>683903052
Don't cheat if you're married, fuck n a
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>>683907237
Doesn't really fucking matter what you do for him if you fucking cheated , all that good shit just went down the drain. And yeah sexual urges yadayadayada...I coulda fucked women on both on the deployments but i didn't because I respect my spouse and actually have SELF FUCKINGNCONTROL .Hope your happy cuz you probably just ruined your marriage because you can't control your urges any more than a fucking animal.
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>>683907529

Wow so not only are you unable to keep your legs shut but you could very well be infected and soon to pass it on to him! Wow what a catch
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>>683902818
dudeweedlmao
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>>683896346
>eight months ago i left my webcam on when i went to work
> caught my live in girlfriend fucking our next door neighbor
> i started a thread here about it basically just looking for ideas on how to bust her. basically being a pussy and crying into my keyboard
> an anon convinced me to eye for an eye tactic and convinced me to seduce and fuck her friend
> enjoyed it so much, her friend is a huge slut and rode me like i have never been in my life
> instead of breaking up my girl ive just been revenge fuckign her friend and her younger sister once
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>>683907776
i don't know if you realize but i feel like shit about it so we're in agreement? no need to convince me

>>683907795
you are right
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I accidently killed my neighbors dog and cat with a homemade bolt launcher. I was only trying to scare them.
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>>683908036

So why not just tell him? You've already taken steps to ruin whatever decent relationship you had so why not see where he wants to take it.

Oh and btw I'd get tested soon and in about half a year, HIV can take up to 6 months to show up in a blood test.
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>>683906168
Show tits before you kill yourself, other than that I don't care about you scum
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>>683908036
Still waiting on nudes
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>>683908198
'why not tell him'? because i can keep the marriage if i stop it and never tell him of course. and i will get myself tested before he comes back.
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>>683908036
Look woman just tell him the truth when u see him in person and stop cheating . I would have considered not beating my ex wife's ass when I found out had she been honest with me. If I were you thou I'd give him a few days to adjust, my response was pretty bad . That ex cunt was lucky I restrained myself the little that I did .
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>>683908036
I feel like this "chick" is trolling us.

Either way cheating on a spouse is wrong. Cheating in general is wrong but if it happens once in a relationship (not marriage) and no one finds out but you mold a better relationship from it, I see no problem. Moar than once, no fuck that get out
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>>683908447

>if I stop

Honey you know you can't stop. You didn't stop yourself before and you won't stop yourself this time. You'll convince yourself that this'll be the last time and think 'oh I feel guilty afterwards so it's ok'

Enjoy telling him he can't fuck you the whole time he's back btw
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>>683908447
The guilt doesn't bother you?? Like at all??
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>>683908534

Yeah she probably is just trolling
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I ran a blackhat crew in the PNW. We took over a Chinese railway station and accidentally caused a derailment. I believe 8 people died.
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>>683907494
I got my gf to fuck a black guy but she doesn't know he paid me for letting him fuck her
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I suck my husband's best friend's dick every weekend while he is at work. I feel horrible about it but the friend is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself.
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>>683908512
i don't know how he'd react but it wouldn't be good

>>683908591
i never said feeling guilty made it ok. i said i felt guilty afterwards to show that i'm NOT ok with it. what do you mean by the last sentence?

>>683908613
its killing me
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I want to fuck my aunt.
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>>683908879

You can't sleep with him for 6 months after your last cheating frenzy otherwise you might infect him.
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>>683908866
Nudez?
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>>683908879
What exactly does he do in the military , mos wise. Some Moses are more prone to violence than others just cuz of simply what we do .
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>>683908874
LITERAL HUMAN GARBAGE
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>>683908866
why would you do that?
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I lost my virginity to a 14yr old
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Nope
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>>683909227
I did too, but I was 13
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>>683909180
Because her dad pissed me off and he is really racist so next time he pisses me I'll show him the video of his daughter enjoying some bbc
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>>683896346
It wasn't my fault you little graces.
I didn't know the vaccines I gave you would kill you.
Colorado, 18 months and 12 months.
I swear I never knew. I didn't want to hurt you. I only wanted to help.
I know your parents grieve but millions of kids benefit off those right?
I kill myself every night knowing what I've done to you.
I love you and I'm sorry for hurting you.
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I use to smell my friend's mom's bras and panties and jack off with them
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>>683909001
i will get myself tested before he comes home. if im not clean i will kill myself dont worry

>>683909081
11b in the rangers, i won't say anything else about him sorry
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Officer in the Army. I am a source of advice and motivation to about 30 men and women, some older and some younger than me. I do everything I can to help these guys, but my life is a disaster. I don't stand for anything except the values I have taken on as a result of being a leader, and I often drink myself to sleep. I started cutting today. Was broken up with by an amazing girl who I still love very much about a month ago. I put on the face for my troops every day, and they think I'm doing great, but ever day is a struggle to keep above water.

Fuck.
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>>683909524
pics or gtfo.

Also the gayest reason I've ever heard
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>>683909623
STFO SIR. Get your shit together. Respectively SPC C, 4-1 AD 68W
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>>683904480
>>683904120

Not manipulation, just being a cunt
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>>683909603

You won't know fully until it's been 6 months honey. Even if you show up fine now you have to wait months to see if you're fully clean
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I have vidoes of my mom changing and taking showers, i used to fap to them furiously when i was younger now i just think its gross. I just fap to my cousin now. Shes way younger than me but i dont care.
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>>683909603
11b. Lmao that niggas gonna murder you
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>>683909819

Rah motherfucker. Just drinking and needing to vent. I take care of my guys, but not really myself, good catch man. Mopey bullshit dont count worth shit. Knife is gone. As much as its weird, I appriciate the comment.

Thank you.
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>>683910196
Butter bar or more?
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>>683910321

Farther on down the road. Not by much.
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>>683910011
stop calling me honey tho

>>683910155
no he's not
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>>683908879
Guy here. I admitted to my ex gf I had cheaten on her. I wish I never have told her. It destroyed her and ... Me as well. So, stop your shit before he discovers, get tested as well. And shut the fuck up.
I used to think that truth was important in a relationship. I learnt the hard way that lie is a far better option for a lasting relationship. There are some things you'd better keep for you. This is not an apology of betraying, just a realistic statement.
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>>683910416

I'd say stop cheating on your husband and I'll stop calling you honey but let's face it, you won't, honeybuns.
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>>683910443
thank you!!
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>>683910443

Sucks to be you, you made your bed and you slept in it, I'd say be a lesson for femnon but it's already too late, now you've filled the whores mind with delusions that it's the right thing to do to lie to him.

Now she'll do it over and over again
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>>683910443
How about not cheating in the first place
I think that might be better for a relationship
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>>683910412
You said you were an officer? Butter bar is the lowest we got. Rank? O-1? W-1?
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>>683903052
Selfish whore. God I hope you don't have kids
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>>683910718

Some people are too selfish to actually control themselves sadly and even worse they're too selfish to own up to it.
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>>683910733

O2, little bit to O3. Pre CCC
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>>683910784
i don't and you are right
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I find my Aunt so attractive and have jacked off to the thought of her millions of times but never tried to make a move.....i dream of fanatasys of my uncle leaving then i just pound my aunt hard in her soft sheets and i cum inside her....but how can i fuck her? she hella loyal
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>>683897526

moms probably do a fair amount of schlicking on the toilet, actually, what with having kids and all.
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I still love her 4-5 years later. Now I'm just focusing on career to get money for a woman cause closeness in a relationship scares me.
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>>683896346
007

john doe

jane doe

agent smith

sell your names again dickheads
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I'm an alcoholic and I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
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I'm actually a nigger but have managed to keep it secret for 20 years
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>>683896346
My husband thinks my children are his.
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I used to have my little brother suck my dick because my older brother made me sick his.
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>>683910976
nope. When the kids are at school, in bed at night/early morning, or in the shower. schlicking on the toilet isn't comfortable and is usually just at work or in public toilets.
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>>683911178

>public toilets
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>be me, 16, decide to cut the rest of class and go home as i was up all night the night before like a loser
>get home, no one is there, start napping
>get woken up by voices outside from the deck below my window
>look out, it's my mom and some dude in the hottub
>i don't have the greatest view but i can certainly see that she's topless and they are kissing, they eventually fuck
>they come inside, they both leave (presuming she went back to her office)
>i proceed to feel really fucking weird, mixture of "holy shit", turned on, shame, etc, until both my parents get home from work
>act like nothing happened, never mention it to either of them
>find out later on it was some 20 year old from her work, not sure if that makes it wilder, less wild, or "who cares". Met him when they had people over for xmas party stuff and suddenly recognized him.

That was like 12 years ago, not the most amazing secret, but I've never talked to anyone about it.
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I fap to horsebutthole fucking
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>>683910900
Dubs Sir. Keep it up. As a Medic I keep my shit together too and my 11B's expect me to help them. But I'm a fucked up asshole and love my guys, No Homo, and would die for them. I give them all advice but I'm a sick fuck. Did CPR on a fucker in Iraq because we cant call them DEAD unless an office does, fucker sat in the porta-shiter and swallowed a 5.56mm. All he did was gargle and I wish I could have saved him. 1st medic on the scene here.
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>>683899191
Josh?
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>>683897530
Dude what the fuck
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I used to hookup with random chicks.

get them so horned up and fuck them without a condom.

probably have 5 illegitimate kids around the world if not more.

now not much gets me horny.
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My best friend's dad caught us hugging on his bed [yes you read that right, full clothed and all, what a shock] and after i left he had a talk with said friend where he discovered i was bi, so basically my "secret" i dont want to reveal is my sexuality since my dad is pretty much like my friend's: irrational about what other people like to do in bed
Sooo i can no longer sleep in my friend's house and live in constant fear or word reaching my own dad.
My friend just said he was straight to his dad, though we had sex a couple of times already.
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I was raped by my cousin when I was 8 years old.
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Hey cheating wife, where do you live? I'll come and satisfy you
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>>683911512

Honestly, the dubs thing got me fucker. I know that life, you're expected to keep a straight face and tell everyone its ok. My guys like me beacuse I tell them it's fucked up when it is, and to suck it up when it isnt.

Sucks to be first on scene for anything, but a suicide is the worst. I'm sorry you had to deal with that. But it's a good reminder that suicide isn't viable in any circumstance, Weak option that fucks with others. How long you been in?

Also check um lolz
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>>683910706
Sex is everywhere. Workplace, friend's place, transportion. If you're an average looking person (guy or girl) there is at least one opportunity a day to fuck. I cheated on my gf a day we had a fight and I was really upset with her. I didn't do the right thing but my real mistake was to tell her. We went back together but it was not the same. Fucking a girl once is not having an affair. It is about emptying your balls.
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>>683911697
That is terrible. How old are you now? Did you exact vengeance?
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>>683911846

Don't try to justify it anon, you did the right thing by telling her that you cheated, sorry that it wasn't the way it was before but you're the one that decided to change it.
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I spend at least one moment each day considering two things.
1. if today I should kill myself
2. what it would feel like to peel someone's skin off, or something to that effect
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>>683897140
lol'd
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>>683898575
I'm no expert, but I think that you might be homosexual anon.
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>>683911812
12
12 Sir. and 8 years. 4 years active, 4 reserve. Didn't want to go further. What is your MOS?
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>>683899139
Take me with you
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>>683912082
You need help.
Medical. I mean it.
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Can someone bump this thread for me?
>>>/tv/69413543
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>>683912181
I have a loving boyfriend who allows me to keep strong and not give in to either temptations.
Though if I finally do off myself I already have my target for my murder suicide.
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>>683912248
done
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>>683912082
Peel an orange, skin peel feeling.
Should you kill yourself? Nah
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>>683911899
I'm 19 years old and no , he moved several years ago to another country so I don't know where he lives because his parents died
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>>683912295
TITS and TIMESTAMP...OR GTFO
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>>683912330
I love slowly peeling an apple in a careful spiral with my pocket knife, trying to make a perfect intact spring of apple skin
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>>683912155
Close enough, fucked up dubs the second time lols/. Right on for getting out, where you at now?
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I have control of the senate and the courts.
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>>683912399
I'm male, I'm not sure if you would care to see my chest
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>>683906687
The Y chromosome justifies it for us.
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>>683912433
DICK AND TIMESTAMP THEN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
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>Be me in 5th grade
>quiet kid named Tony plays Tiger handheld game during recess
>me and friend can't play on jungle gym one day, part of it was broken or something, was restricted.
>we Jack Tony's game and toss it up on the top level of jungle gym
>he climbs up
>it collapses
>falls on his head/neck from like 10ft up
>oh shit.jpg
>we run away and deny everything
>yard supervisor is screaming, standing over his unconscious body
>ambulance comes, he gets taken to the hospital
>never see him again...

>be me in highschool
>friend links me FB page
>it's Tony
>He's in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the neck down
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>>683896346
I fap to dead women and have necrophiliac fantasies almost every day.
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>>683912557
No thank you, that's a pain. It is a small sad dick anyway
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>>683912413
You didn't answer what you MOS is Sir. And answer mine first.
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I put peanutbutter on my dick and let the dog suck me off
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>>683912633
THEN GTFO! Geez read the rules before you agree to /b next time you cunt.
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>>683912711
lol
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>>683912619
You should kill the cheating wife and rape her dead body, win-win
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>>683912295
Stay strong, pal...
Psychiatrists can really help. Like really. I would be dead by now if not for help. I am not ashamed, on the contrary, i'm glad i sook help. Now i stand strong and those who made me feel like killing myself every single day dont stand a chance.
I strongly suggest you seek professional help so you stop "barely surviving" and start living.
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>>683912318
Thanks. You guys are welcome to join in discussing Dr Who or GoT there.
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>>683896346
I secretly enjoy cuckold. Even tried it once without my girlfriend consent.
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>>683902818
You did him a favor.
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>>683904866
It was quite what ?
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>>683912770
I am mentally warped and in deep enough chronic depression that I believe wholly two things regarding help. First is that it will make me weak and others will look down on me for seeking it. Secondly that I don't deserve help and that because I am a terrible person I have earned my suffering and unhappiness.
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Sleep with jizz in my undies cuz too lazy to wipe it off.
Anyone else?
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>>683897140
You're too young to be on here. You should know that that's not how pregnancy works.
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>>683912619
Not that weird compared to some of the shit I've fapped to tbh. I do wonder how the fuck I ended up with such weird fetishes though. I probably developed them from spending too much time on the internet and fapping and getting bored on normal porn leading me to progressively more fucked up stuff. How about you? Were you always into necrophilia or did you one day just realize that you liked fapping to dead chicks?
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>>683912949
I do that, it's convenient
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>>683913020
That's disgusting...
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>>683913084
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>>683910416
You're right, it won't be considered murder,it will be in the heat of passion and get out with in a couple years. .
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>>683908100
Hahahahahahahahaha did you do it in one shot or did you just want to scare the first one then developed an insatiable lust for blood?
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>>683912177
of human of living of causing so of an obviousness/proof/evidence of a-human/self living of sure/obviousness/proof/evidence of since of all/every/each/any of human of living. of human of living of breathing of air of government language...speech...so of human of earliest opportunity ta cause and live of since of human of flexing of muscle since of human of living of brain since of human of living of sense of hearing. of I am of living of machine stimulation of electricity of so of I am of living of body muscle flexing since of I am of living of brain of changed/harmed of so of I am of living of other than of machine stimulation of electricity so I am of living of body muscle movement of other than of eating/drink/sheltering...so I am of mercied/compassioned/honored of I am of forced/coerced/caused of living of flexing of muscles of so of I am of causing obviousness/proof/evidence of human of living of since of I am of living of flexing of muscles of so of causing of all/every/each/any of human of living.
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>>683911446
How did you feel when you saw your mom topless ?
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>>683913234
since when is 'heat of the passion' a contributing factor in law? lol
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>>683912941
Ok, i understand perfectly what you mean because, in truth, i only sook help once i was better.
When i was completing my ninth year of several depression and going from psychologist to psychologist (all of them were useless) i was forced (15yo) to visit a psyquiatrist. I REALLY didnt want it and for the exact same reasons. Truly. I resisted the best I could but was really surprised if how dumb i was being. But i'm pretty sure that if someone said that to me at that time it would mean nothing, so i'm hoping someone drags you to one
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>>683913316
Same thing as manslaughter in some states. Not premeditated
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I've been thinking of breaking up with my live-in girlfriend of almost 3 years even though she has done nothing wrong and is generally a nice person and I have a lot in common with. Just feeling restricted and like I can't text and chat with girl-friends while in her company. It's not a huge secret, but I'm just putting it out there
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>>683913316
whether or not it's premeditated determines the degree of murder it is classified as.
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I went to one briefly when I was maybe 9 because I was having troubles with wetting myself. I also picked up a love for fire around that age, sparked by a neighbor who enjoyed lighting things on fire. That hits 2 of Macdonald's Triade.
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