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Last thread 404'd but I'd like to see another one of these threads.
We post our five or more of our favourite bands or singers (no particular order needed) and others try to guess what we're like ; our age, hobbies, and whatever else.
I'll start
Slipknot
Mushroomhead
SOAD
Hungry lights
The prodigy
Muse
>>683895521
youre 22. you probably play guitar. probably not very good at it. you play xbox. you have long hair and wear band tshirts
Taking Back Sunday
Simple Plan
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Brand New
Good Charlotte
>>683895521
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the mountain goats
okkervil river
nicole dollanganger
andrew bird
the front bottoms
>>683895521
18. you tried to get into minecraft for about a week. gave up and went back to roblox. you always let your mom pick the station when she's in the car with you. she doesn't appreciate it.
David mustane
Metallica
Megadeth
Lost horizon
Sabaton
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
Muse
Kendrick Lamar
>>683895721
You got the band shirt part
>>683895937
me circa 2006. so 14. you're getting too old for the twirly bars at the elementary school near your house. shrek is your favorite dreamworks movie; you've never seen it before.
1. Darren Korb (vidyagaem)
2. Akira Yamaoka (vidyagaem)
3. The Offspring
4. Ramones
5. Amadeus Mozart (not jk or tryharding)
>>683897450
Pretty cool laid back person. Either very successful or not successful at all. Probably i to some sort of art. I'll say about 20.
Stevie Nicks
Fleetwood Mac
Doves
Pink floyd
Lady Gaga
>>683898533
23. tryharding runs in your blood - it's molded you. shaped you. you've been running your whole life; you're never going to escape it. you're still in college - still pursuing the engineering degree you don't really want. you write in your downtime. it isn't very good.
Yes
Gojira
Phantogram
Yeasayer
Ulver
>>683897450
I would probably be able to rip a bong with you
>>683898907
what genre are any of these
>>683897193
You like hot sauce
>>683896760
Hipster in larval stage
>>683898738
30-ish. you smoked when you were younger. you don't have the time for it much, anymore? or maybe you have too much time for it. queer activism is sort of Your Thing.
>>683899059
Prog rock, metal, darkadelic, indie/experimental, ulver
MF Doom
Kendrick
J. Cole
Slick Rick
Outkast
Pink Floyd
Tool (APC and Pus)
Sigur Ros
And of course, pic related
Descendents
Dinosaur Jr
My Bloody Valentine
Alcest
Deafheaven
Field rations are running dangerously low. Thusly, I've made the determination that, if need be, if faced with starvation, we will cook and eat Chaka. I've been thinking about this a lot, actually. If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient on Iron Chef, I'm sure Bobby Flay would probably serve it with roasted red peppers and a dash of cumin and a braised polenta. It wouldn't be an easy thing to do, but if you slow roast the little guy, I'm sure that Chaka meat would just fall right off the bone.
>>683899296
You grew up listening to classic rock and branched out nicely as you got older
>>683898858
close i guess
>21
>keks for tryhard, but no
>I'm in college doing what i like
>hate writing
>>683899129
bingo. one day i'm going to emerge from my cocoon with a fixed gear bicycle, a handlebar mustache, and gauges big enough to shove a dick through. i'll send you a postcard when i'm out.
>>683898533
You have an appreciation for art and insist that video games are art to everyone you know and get upset when the don't agree. You like art but sometime feel you aren't very good at it, even though you probably aren't bad.
Tool
Silversun Pickups
Alabama Shakes
Garth Brooks
alt-J
Rings of Saturn
Lamb of God
Amon Amarth
Nekrogoblikon
Rivers of Nihil
>>683899663
fucking lol @ u
>>683899446
Accurate, Mum was always playing old school rock, Dad listened to all manner of weird worldly music
>>683899632
You actually know what musical taste is
>>683899632
Pretty good variety there, haven't heard of bama suns, country?
The Chariot
Black Sheep Wall
Black Sabbath
Deafheaven
Metallica
Frank Sinatra
Twenty One Pilots
Coldplay
Watsky
Royal Blood
>>683899516
Just make sure you get into Animal Collective before Tuneyards
>>683899632
You probably liked to wear hats at some point or still do
>>683899543
>>683899504
everything except for this
>and insist that video games are art to everyone you know and get upset when the don't agree.
nailed
>>683900280
holy shit. really digging deep there
>>683900234
You listened to emo music in high school and now you're still emo on the I side but you act normal
>>683900248
So. Fucking. White.
Like the kind of white that doesn't even check the order as you leave "Insert takeaway company here"
>>683900438
pretty spot fucking on
>>683899742
What's wrong with those bands?
>>683900520
anything else to add to that? just white?
>>683900576
It's because chino Moreno makes /good/ emo music
>>683899849
Thanks
>>683900145
Sorta, they're kinda like a mix of country and alt rock.Theyt strike a good balance and sound fantastic live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbR999N5MiA
>>683900588
are you really gonna ask me whats wrong with nekrogoblikon?
Rings of Saturn is ight
Lamb of God blows asshole these days, like a redneck metalcore band
Amon Amarth = entry level melodeath
Rivers of Nihil is generic as fuck
Tool
SOAD
Muse
Iron Maiden
Sublime
RATM
>>683900725
Upper middle class, went to predominantly white school. Might have one black friend, pretty fucking white black guy though. Might hate your Dad
E40
Drake
Tyga
Calvin Harris
Fetty Wap
>>683900280
...that is technically true, I definitely did like wearing hats in middle school/early high school.
>>683900845
Quiet in person but can be very engaging in conversations
>>683900764
... where did chino moreno come into any of this?
Gustav Holst
George Gershwin
Richard Wagner
Freddie Mercury
Engelbert Humperdinck
>>683900248
18-20, almost a normie and white
>>683900845
Hit the angsty teenage years, grew out of being a teenager, never grew out of the angst. Then discovered pot. Chilling out more now
>>683901041
He basically is deftones
>>683900960
guessed the school right. it was a small school full of shithead rednecks with a history for scaring away the colored ones, so it's difficult to find racial diversity around here.
>>683901011
Nailed it. I'll start my career as a psychic immediately.
>>683901101
As a musician, you idolize masters of the art 'n shit like that
>>683901130
yeah but i said deafheaven, not deftones
>>683901239
I'm retarded, but the same thing applies to them too
>>683901031
Yup, pretty spot on
Bump
No rate hurts mang
>>683900971
Stupid, young, likely a nigger
>>683901346
deftones are pretty great though so its all good
deafheaven are the masters of angst music for people who don't wanna admit they like angst music
Weezer
Fidlar
Cage The Elephant
The Arctic Monkeys
Fall Out Boy
>>683901468
Nope, yep, nope.
>>683901117
Never really was angsty much more quiet actually
>>683895521
>Swallow the sun
>Oceana
>Old flyleaf
>Three days grace
>Evans blue
>probably no ones heard of most of them
>>683895937
you're 23. enjoy blink 182 also. so scene.
>>683901443
Which are you, will give it a go
>>683899356
You probably like cats
>>683901198
Godspeed, anon.
Jedi Mind Tricks
Immortal Technique
Wu-Tang Clan
Gang Starr
A Tribe Called Quest
>>683901588
So like. Yep, Yep nope?
>>683901617
way more of a dog person actually
>>683897450
late 20's. the world is ending. i love you.
>>683901519
Early 20s, white, enjoy smoking cigarettes and being a hipster
Eminem
Katy Perry
Drake
Deadmau5
Rihanna
>>683901749
damn, you're correct
>>683901634
Can't tell if old school, or young and just had good upbringing, appreciates the classics. This is pretty much my list, but no Immortal tech, too political for my taste, chuck DOOM or Mos Def
>>683901823
i wanna eat the shit out of katy perry's asshole
Guttermouth
Simple Plan
Blink-182
Sum 41
The Real McKenzies.
>>683901680
Car had subs in it when i bought it. Before that it was straight classic rock.
>>683895521
17-18.
Smoker/vaper/other variety of useless substance user
Wears nothing but a black Slipknot Iowa hoodie even when its hot
You play CoD, minecraft and skyrim among other causal shit-tier games
>>683901634
>>683901823
Bait
>>683901604
I'd say you might seem unapproachable but just quiet and actually pleasant to be around
>>683901823
.... Before I judge you super harshly, what eminem? Old (Slim shady and before) Mid (Encore curtain call) Late (Other stuff
>>683901846
It was either Immortal or Run the Jewels but i liked tech from his battle rap days
>>683901902
14 y/o me
>>683902114
Yoooo Run the Jewels are tight as fuck, you should give Freddie Gibbs a look if you don't know him, pretty sick flow, tight delivery
>>683901895
>>683902028
Sadly not. I didnt really cheat tho. Otherwise i would snuck in some classic rockband or hipster music like radiohead instead of katy perry
Queen
Wu-tang
XS Project
Watsky
A tribe called quest
>>683902064
His whole stuff except compilation albums.
>>683902306
You are white and support berni sanders
>>683899663
>liking Necrogoblikon unironically
bad start
You have tons of acne and have greasy hair, you wear sweatshirts and jean knee pants whenever you go to a concert with a stupid wallet chain as an accessory.
You try to play guitar/drums but you aren't that good
Your room is littered with fast food rappers and you smell like beer
you dislike your family and you might have 1 friend thats just as gross as you
fin.
>>683901929
Good on the age (18)
Never used any sort of drug or even had alcohol. I do have a slipknot hoodie but don't wear it often. I don't enjoy any of the listed games, I mostly play indie rogue like games with just a few mainstream games here and there.
steam powered giraffe
louden swain
starbomb
ninja sex party
watsky
>>683902254
YOOOO Freddie Gibbs is mad dope! I just played Shadow of a Doubt for my boy he loved it.
>>683900248
definitely 18-21 year old faggy white boy
all that needs to be said
>>683902513
not even close lmao
Gg allin
M jackson
Eminem
Timberlake
Weeknd
Rate plz
>>683902718
9/11
Kanye west
Pusha t
Lou reed
Desiigner
Future
>>683902874
YOU
ARE
BLACK
>>683902712
>GG Allin
edgelord detected
Slipknot
Metallica
Disturbed
Rise against
Hellyeah
>>683902062
You're pretty close.
I react to people differently all the time. To some I'm an awkward social retard and to others a humerous outgoing goofball. But to those that know me they love me. And I am quiet most of the time. 8/10
>>683902822
Savage
I post bands. Dont get a rating.
Post bump comment, get a rating.
>>683902926
No but i want to be
>>683902976
I just like his music
>>683902978
middle schooler
uploads videos of guitar covers on youtube
" i like RAWK"
>>683902874
young 20's loves drinking n partying n smokin weed
>>683902605
You're better than I thought you were lol, good
The Ocean Collective
OSI
Katatonia
Deftones
Mastodon
>>683903154
18 never smoked weed. Only cigs
>>683902660
Outsider. Always wears over-the-ear headphones. Quiet. Once you get to know him, still a bit awkward but opens up and can be engaging.
>>683903129
Hmm... Close, but I don't play guitar :-)
>>683895521
Vanilla
The Beatles
Tupac/Dr. Dre/Eminem
20syl
Ensiferum/Metallica/Sabaton
>>683903034
tag your post dummy
>>683901823
Someone do this
>>683903041
Most definitely a white pothead in junior year of highschool
>>683902978
Fat 14yo edgelord with a shitload of acne.
>>683902978
I want to like Hellyeah but the name is a turn off. Not sure why. I like their sound and the vocalist is talented
>>683903579
Yes
No
Yes
>>683903275
>Katatonia
You're cool
>>683903380
headphone of choice is actually earbuds. sort of quiet but i've gotten pretty open over time and i'm pretty much a social butterfly now.
>>683902874
Either nigger or wannabee nigger.
>>683901823
Please tell me you're being ironic
Muse
AC/DC
Deep Purple
Chuck Berry
Guns 'n' Roses
r8 and h8, m8.
>>683903685
Yeah, fair enough...
Blue October
Shadows Fall
Shiny Toy Guns
Gorillaz
The Offspring
>>683901902
Did you time-warp out of the late 90's my dude?
>>683901823
Can't be real.
>>683903720
2/3 is passing in my state. good enough for me
Chief keef
Rebecca black
Justin <3
Taylor swift
Prince
>>683903401
bump for rating
>>683904126
a faggot
The black keys
Black Sabbath
Bob Marley
Aphrodite's child
>>683904126
Please stop.
>>683903923
>>683904087
Why is it so hard to believe that people like popular music?
>>683903401
You are in your late teens and just discovered your interest in music
> gorillaz
> ACDC
> Jeff buckley
>men at work
> Prince
I never really change what I listen to. Stuck to the same shit my whole life
Haelstorm
Babymetal
Dean Martin
Tim McGraw
Disturbed
>>683904327
Because what was listed is equal to the sludge found in the sink when it's clogged.
>>683904077
No, I just like rock music from that time and earlier. Modern rock is not so good, even the bands I listed (except McKenzies and Guttermouth) are now making sappy emo-like songs, that I hate.
>>683904327
Because it's trash.
Emperor
Darkthrone
Burzum
Sodom
Daft Punk
The Cure
>>683901050
You discovered your music at a younger age and never really liked newer music. Probably also love nostalgia threads.
>>683904327
This "popular" music is only popular among little teenage cucks and their female friends that they can't have sex with.
>>683899663
Going to see Amon Amarth tomorrow. Never heard any of their stuff.
>>683895521
>slipknot
>SOAD
age 13, hobbies include slashing their wrists and posting autistic drawings to deviantart
Linkin Park
Slipknot
Green Day
System of a down
The Undertale soundtrack
I don't actually listen to much music
>>683904736
I honestly suggest the band Evans blue if thats the case. Try this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcJBkZ-OKcs
Not emo bs. Shinedown is awesome too.
>>683902978
Disturbed, fuck yeah.
>>683904605
I replied but the post was deleted
Vektor
Beethoven
Manowar
Brutal Truth
Judas priest
Blink 182
S3RL
Sugarcult
Bowling for soup
The offspring
>>683904538
19, and it's ever changing, but pretty spot on anon
>>683904852
average guy who think he's really "old school metalhead", but doesn't listen to the real oldschool stuff like voivod, bathory, hellhammer or possessed, doesn't buy records or go to gigs, just wears band shirts
probably a fun guy to drink with tho
>>683905193
Not my favorites but I do listen to those
>>683905193
I'd call you a faggot for listening to game music but I own the Soulcalibur 1 and Broken destiny sound tracks so we're even.
No point in posting my music taste. At least one of you dog rapists will get your tits in a clinch. Have this instead.
>>683905348
Didnt see
Slipknot
Lamb of God
Gojira
Hatebreed
Deftones
>>683895937
I rarely see someone who actually listens to Good Charlotte
I think a lot of their stuff still holds up
>>683905081
How the fuck eminem,drake,deadmu5 are only popular among teenagrs? I can understand katy and rihanna bcoz thry popstars buy others pretty diverse fanbase
>>683905383
Middle-aged or almost. Probably pretty articulate. Calm, likes to read books or has some other type of hobby
Metallica
Black Sabbath
Queen
Rolling Stones
Led Zepplin
>>683905409
>S3RL
Muh nigga
Say Anything
The Postal Service
Childish Gambino
Shad
Front Porch Step
The Story So Far
>>683905358
Age is close, but I barely listen to music, and what I do listen to barely reflects who I am most of the time
Tristania
Shade Empire
Ne Obliviscaris
Persefone
Daylight Dies
>>683905789
You are a edgy little faggit
Robert plant
Hansi Kursh
Steve perry
>>683905550
6'5 bear-like thrash fan. Owns a battle vest, likes plastic spikes to accent outfits
>>683905880
How the fuck am I edgy?
I grew up listening to them.
>>683905519
You discovered your music at a young age and never really liked newer music, or just didn't bother with finding new music. You are usually haply by default amd get along with others easily. You also like to participate in nostalgia threads. 25 ish
>>683905872
>Ne Obliviscaris
totally forgot about them. I listened to them once and remember enjoying it.
seems like you have pretty decent taste
Foals
Nothing But Thieves
Royal Blood
Linkin Park
Bring Me The Horizon
Better get it right faggots
Cyhi da prynce
John legend
B.o.B
Taylor swift
Future
>>683906004
Im 26 your right about not being fucjed to find new music, and social stuff wad never an issue
Nice anon
>>683905434
That's... that's actually really accurate lol
System of a down
Sabaton
D12
Wu Tang Clan
Knife Party
Aurelio Voltaire
>>683905599
Eminem is just a wigger that can rap real fast, the only thing he is famous for.
Drake is another black rapper, nothing special.
Deadmau5 - well, maybe this one is cool, I didn't listen to his music yet.
>>683905900
Hot damn. The only thing off about that is the height.
>>683899296
Nice taste, similar to mine. Love of music inherited from one or both parents. Pretty chill guy, maybe even slightly introverted?
Early to mid twenties?
Tool
Kalmah
Ne Obliviscaris
Inferi
Hypocrisy
>>683895521
Pearl Jam
Rammstein
Underworld
The Black Keys
Editors
>>683905789
If you didn't lie, you're probably cool (but you may be a teenage wannabee-oldfag as well).
>>683906261
You sound pretty retarded mate. There are thousands of white rappers but only Eminem is popular because he is unique and talented. And he doesn't even rap fast most of the time. You must be one of those guys who the only eminem song they know is rapgod. And drake is not even black and very different from other black rappers.
Foals
Childish Gambino
Kanye West
That's all, can't think of any others
>>683906546
Definitely not a teenager. Cool, not so sure. But the bands listed are the truth. Enjoyed their music growing up.
>>683906914
You are white as fuck and support BLM amd bernie sanders. You disgust me
>>683907013
From UK so don't give a shit about murican elections. I am white as Fuck though.
>>683907214
I figured out that 90% of people who like kanye tend to be wanna be niggers and have so much white guilt.
>>683907429
Well, that's not true in my case. I am a proud cisgender white male. Try again mate
>>683906499
you are a fag who wears these abominations
you read a lot, but only something you consider "fascinating" like psychology or fantasy books
you don't have long hair, about 5-10cm
you consider yourself intelligent, but are actually average. you try to sell yourself as an intelligent man
>>683907778
Do you post on ktt
>>683907778
>cisgender
>>683903034
You are heavy with the Autism
>>683903275
Probably only listened to Once More round the Sun once because of ther artwork, and now you say you like Mastodon
>>683895521
Breaking Benjamin
Disturbed
Rains
Revis
The Cranberries
So many to pick from and they change so much that it feels impossible but these I guess
Mastodon
Black Sabbath
Dark Throne
Bathory
Overkill
>>683906250
>D12
>Sabaton
>Knife Party
My nigga.
>>683905710
Haha
I wont deny being calm, but that's about it
Violent Soho
The Microphones
Marietta
Panopticon
Yung Lean
>>683909161
Its always fun listening to many genres of music. can go from heavy metal to EDM to hip hop and back again all in an hour.
>>683895521
The Doors
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
Bob Dylan
13th Floor Elevators
Good luck with this one faggots
Beck
Jeff Rosenstock
Gorillaz
Nujabes
Soundgarden
>>683895521
Kampfar
Ainshval
Myrkgrav
Falkenbach
Burzum
>>683909816
I'm gonna say 23-24, you like taking ecstasy/MDMA every so often, got a relatively comfy job that you don't mind and you're pretty chill.
Foo Fighters
Slipknot
Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Eminem
>>683910327
20, hipster taste in clothes, smoke filterless cigarettes, or you smoke even though you hate it cause it's trendy in your scene. You enjoy obscure movies and have an interest in starsigns and shit.
>>683906499
My ex boyfriends mothers cousin is pekka kokko from kalmah.
>>683895937
Between the ages of 24-27 and own a fender acoustic guitar. You are probably a fan of Wes Anderson movies and have watched the movie Beautiful Girls one too many times.
>>683910640
Uh.. wow. Pretty close except fuck cigarettes I'd rather keep my lungs
Brand New
Nana Grizol
Bright Eyes
Death Cab for Cutie
The Wonder Years
>>683910568
You're in middle school
>>683910568
Yeah when i was 14
Still my guilty pleasure though
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sublime
Foo Fighters
Muse
Gorillaz
>>683911691
On second thought I cant decide between Foo Fighters and Arctic Monkeys
Dio
Umpherys McGee
stevie ray vaughan
megadeth
Led Zeppelin
1. La Dispute
2. Pianos Become the teeth
3. Explosions in the Sky
3. Yndi Halda
4. Tiger Lou
5. Sage Francis
The Beatles
Bruce Springsteen
BB King
Bob Dylan
James Brown
>>683910
you like LSD and working for papa johns pizza
Bump
More please
>>683895521
LA dispute
First aid kit
Early rivers Cuomo
System of a down
Elvis
Conway twitty
