Waifuism thread, The Restoration
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Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Question Of Thy Thread:
In which country you'd like to live in?
The New Republic of Texas.
Nah it was only one time, did 125 for 4 reps before that though.
Nah its not important.
I only really get like this after a workout and I'm already tired so yeah, they should get better soon.
Poison its food.
Dumb faggot thinks he can invade MY world, heal, and then throw a Lloyd's at ME? Nah nah nah friend that isn't how things work around here.
oh and uh
a a a a a a a a a a a
it used to be a certain one, but that's changed....i'd say norway or iceland
I'm totally not looking forward to a server migration....
The country i already live in
The U S of A
Sorry for slow response... Talking with a friend on CSGO...
I really hope so too...
About 2 weeks ago we got a rescue call at a farm a ways out of town. 2 teens snuck onto some old dudes farm and were trespassing in his barn. The old dude shot one of them with a shotgun and the other fell 3 stories trying to run away. I went to go land the Heli near his barn to save the kids. Got them both. Today I was told by my boss that Im being fired because during my landing, the shock of the heli killed 2 of his prize cows and a racing horse and he is sueing me for 3 mil... So now my job is gone and so is all of my cash most likely...
I am trying. I honestly thought about killing myself today though... I am not in a good place
>Why the ""?
Thanks friend, its all good.
Save some for later, still got some of my white clothes to clean
But Maaaaa, it tastes so baaaaaad.
The US is sufficient enough for me.
For now at least.
thanks for the advice syndra ill be sure to use it
You're about as cleansing as it gets, beautiful.
Probably just more petty drama, you're right.
I hope you get better soon, don't like hearing that you're feeling like that, man. And shit, you work out a lot.
Hey there, lil' smug.
Somewhere in Mesoamerica. Any country there would be fine.
Ugh... I description did not do him justice. Regret.
It's the only horror game that made me feel genuinely afraid. Just afraid to be inside that dark city.
>Intig - Falling
Ah. This one's especially affecting. Tats actually reposted it the day after I first linked it.
Don't know but it's good
Grandmother's 70 birthday
It's non alcoholic Arnold Palmer
Please learn senpai!
Great for sure
See above lol
Going well, lil' smug. How are you?
How's the old phallus holding up?
It'll just take time sadly, wish I could hep you.
Any Nordic country. Seems chill as fuck up there.
You had me at meats. Delicious.
>Best idol claimed
Guess who's watching a sushi documentary on Netflix for what could possibly be the billionth time?
>Spoiler alert: it's me
>inb4 'why don't you watch the only other sushi doc on Netflix instead?'
I've already run my billion with that one, it's time to do the same with this one as well.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
Eh I'm sort of used to it, still pisses me off though for the inconvenience it poses.
3-4 times a week every week, not as much as I probably could but hey I could lift you and probably other people in this thread.
im ok. You?
why are you watching them in the first place?
B-but your senpai
Yout the winner tonight
I dont feel that well
>early morning fubuki claim
Man.. can't believe the old fucker sued you... I think you did the right thing saving the kids. But firing you for that? Wth...
I'd like to live in the Netherlands~
At least he wasn't using a dark sword or an estoc
Hello~ I'm great! Enslaved an alien race in Stellaris kek. How are you?
Happy birthday to her!
QOTT: I love my great country of America. Would like to try out New York.
Good choice my friend. How goes your day?
I like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Training Day, Clerks, and a butt ton of other movies I can't think of.
I'm doing good. How has your day/night been?
You have no clue what you have done I believe. If you do, shame on you. SHAME!
>Never sleeping edition
>In which country you'd like to live in?
> I honestly thought about killing myself today though...
Nope, that's not good at all.
You'll get out of this eventually, stay strong, wish I could help you in some way, you'll come out of that even stronger than before, trust me.
Heyo, hope you slept well friendo.
Not too shabby. Just got back from watching the new Captain America, not I'm just relaxing a bit.
>Enslaved an alien race in Stellaris kek
I may need to pick up this game!
>never sleeping edition
im with you on that kek
Thanks Miho. If there was ever a time I needed that, its now...
Looks like you have had a fun day
Yeah, Honeslty, just talking with me is helping more than you know... Thanks friend
I know right? The fucking asshole shot a kid with a damn 12 gauge and is gonna sue me? Like really?
They fired me because if they kept me, he could sue the hospital as well...
I know. I thought I was past that point in my life but I guess not... Thanks for believing in me, means more to me than you know.
I think I'd like to live in Japan
>'You fucking weeb of course you would'
Even when I wasn't a weeb I always thought the contrast between the city/country there was nice. I also think the wildlife is wonderful, and it'd give me a chance to explore nature somewhere else for once. I've been in this one state for pretty much ever, so might as well explore another culture that heavily contrasts with my own.
>Sushi: The Global Catch
>Jiro Dreams of Sushi
They're both worth a watch if you're into it, or just want background noise.
Ah, mostly for background noise, and to me the culinary process is the only thing that I particularly find an interest in, with the exception of music. My interest in that alone, is what drives me to wake up, sometimes.
>Always new music to listen to
>Always new music to play
I'm the winner every night, who are you kidding?
That being said, what's got ya down, Pinky?
I can only wish there are any.
I have seen all of the food docs on Netflix, so does that count?
yeah...i fucked that spelling bad lol, it's 1 am whaddya expect
I jerked it today and felt part of the orgasm, very faintly, before and after, so it is getting better. It still is not enough so afterwards it hurts and i get mad although not as much as before.
Thats great man. I havent had too many good days nowatimes.
Thats good too
Not enough but Atleast it was good "^^
Too much junk food and booze
Stomach feels bad
But i got a question for you
Whats heavier a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers
I knew what you meant, don't worry. No wonder why he posted it, it's great. I genuinely have no words to describe it.
Get yourself some rest.
That song got me at the beginning, holy crap!
Same. Goddammit Kyouko, stop being so based for a second!
You fucking weeb of course you would
>jk, I see your point, good reasoning
Goodnight beautiful Thread
Good then you wont mind if i bully you with hugs.
I liked Bill & Ted, as well as Clerks. I haven't seen Training Day, but I might give it a shot, thanks. You seem to be into good comedy.
I try to stay away from both of those things, booze more than junk food, but it's hard to stay away from junk food when you're broke as shit, so I can empathize with you, mate. I know how that feels.
>I had a bad stomach about two night ago, matter of fact.
And also, they're both a kilogramme, yeah?
I'm a winner, you can't trick me.
I'm on drugs and drinking cup after cup of coffee.
I'm doing pretty great tonight. How about yourself?
Sleep tight pizza
Sucks either way to hear, hope it clears up soon. Up to anything right now, big guy?
Can lift me any day, Cowgirl.
That's good to hear, man. Up to anything right now?
Just relaxing while enjoying some videos, that's it.
Hey, sounds like you're at least making progress. That's good to hear, man.
Well, time for me to go to bed, aka stay in my bed for hours enjoying my insomnia
Have a great night/evening/whatever
And don't forget to eat healthy and exercise!
But Kagami, you have a work, I don't!
So go to sleep.
>Thanks for believing in me, means more to me than you know.
You're more than welcome, always here if you need to talk, don't let yourself down.
Eh, atleast it was good! Up to anything?
>Same. Goddammit Kyouko, stop being so based for a second!
Damn damn, you know what they say tho, great minds think alike.
DO IT! Together, we will rue the galaxy with an iron fist!
>you better be a mammalian tho, otherwise my xenophobic empire will hate you kek
Man, this is fucked up! I'd say you have to file a dispute note and defend yourself in court. Hope you win this battle~
Fran!~ My scientist that is named after you.. But I enslaved an entire race in revenge~ How are you?
9696. I'm sorry Fran, but you've failed us.
Oh not much, just chilling in these threads watching Owari no Seraph on the side.
Have a warm and lengthy sleep friends!
goodnight yuuko, sleep well you glorious soul, hope you dream great
drugs??? what kind lol
good to hear you're doing great!!! im surviving, you got anything going on this weekend???
psssh, ill just fall asleep and fall of a helicopter or something kek, ill be good though
nothing really. Kinda want to do something but I dont know what
School soon, already on the way so I don't really have time, how about you?
Ah, it's really hard to explain that to my buddies.
I'm not really a weeb anymore, if that makes any sense. I've read like two manga in the past three years, and I just stay here 'cause the people are nice.
Either way though, since all of my buds were weebs around the same time I was, it's hard to explain to them I want to go to Japan without them thinking I'd like to go for animu reasons.
I have broad but particular interests, and nature is one of them. I don't feel alone when I'm walking in the forest because I'm surrounded by living things.
>whoops now I'm ranting and raving
Kek, another rant on peppers is coming I assume?
No problem Milinda, always here for ya if something's wrong <3.
Well some of them had to include peppers so sure why not.
It's chuma guaca or somthing like that
No. You are silly!
How's your biceps?
Lots of meat bb ;)
But these cream puffs. lord!
Just contemplating if I should sleep or not.
Good luck with that, hope it's not too bad.
Have any vidya you might want to play? Maybe a movie?
Hello! Congrats on your new slave race. I'm doing pretty great, you?
I'll try harder next time.
The best kinds, Valium & Adderall! I have job training tomorrow so I can work with elderly people. Should be handy to have on a resume when I shoot for a hospital job.
My biceps are small and skeletal.
Feels so bad
>but steel is heavier than feathers
I also just threw up
Fwl a bit bettr
Wheres my tsuyu
I will allow it.
Thanks friend :)
Yeah. Im gonna try to fight it but I dont know if I can...
Thanks Maki. Your the best <3
Nice, glad to see someone is having a good day, ive had too much negative shit today...
I am indeed 100% mammalian! Yessir, no part of me is alien whatsoever! >.>
I actually think my favorite one was the first episode of The Mind of a Chef. This really neat dude showed several ways to innovate the cooking process of something as simple as dollar ramen, and I think that's particularly clever.
>just throws up
>wants more alcohol
Pinky are you dumb or-
>but steel is heavier than feathers
I have no words, my boy.
Not really, don't really want to do anything either.
Not sure how difficult it would be to lift a person after an orgasm but I'm willing to find out.
Im bored and listening to this someone help me.
Nah, Shiragami has a whole folder of peppers with anime eyes pasted onto them, which for some reason I now want to see.
Let me toss ya a (You). How has your day been?
played games all day today and I dont really like movies too much
I got you, love! <3
Oh meant the workout but ok
I will stop posting pic since it's all got till phone died and I will not pry for you to tell us. If you want to say it. Say it man. We're here for you
Listening to this at work
Oh, you must mean Fran 1.0. I'm Fran 2.0.
It's only about ten pictures, anyway.
I'm hoping to expand it soon.
Why not be like me and want to go for both. Although despite me being the massive fucking disgusting otaku that I am, I'm still more nature/culture inclined than I am weeb shit. Like yeah if/when I go, I'm obviously going to Akiba, but the main reason would be to visit elsewhere in the country.
Not the beer thats the problem
Its the shit ive been eating with it
oh....sorry, they were out...
nice!!!! gotta build up that resume kek
see shinoa's your one true love, don't look at me
I saw piano was posted so obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtTK7H4QOPM
Yeah. I just now realized that this would happen to me often, but only one out of say 8 times. Now that is it happening all the time I am freaking out. The only goid side is how I am masterbating now seems to be increasing the size of my dixk, which is pretty cool.
>Much needed hugs
If you want to know>>683888035
>now, drink with grandma!
Thanks~ I'm doing great too!
>forgot to say, the scientist named after you died. That's why I have a slave race
You'll win it! I believe in ya~
Good! We'll conquer the galaxy and share it 50/50~
Wait... Are you the Fran from 3 hours ago?
beer makes it good
no I just play with images you guys post
Never have I seen a knife that fancy at a restaurant.
Kek, how much was the bill?
Oh stop it you <3. Whatcha up to now?
Ooh sounds interesting, Very helpful too.
Aw shit, forgot about that.
Oh alright, was worried about someone taking my 2D waifu
Holy shit, fuck that. Is anything happening to the dude who shot the kids?
Sweet, now I just need to buy the game
I haven't particularly studied up on where I'd go, oddly enough.
I'm really curious about Aokigahara, that forest that had a bunch of western movies made about it recently, all of which were lame.
>I like scary shit
>I like nature
>I like to be alone
It's my dream, really, to visit there, about a few km in, so that way there's nobody but me and whoever else I bring.
>Gotta bring someone
>I ain't about to get lost and die
>Then don't eat the shit with it
Huh, alright. Fair enough, in a bored mood myself as well.
>but I'm willing to find out.
Ohoho, bet you are.
Damn, not a big movie guy? Any movies that you've enjoyed up to this point?
What were ya playing?
Typically increased masturbation extends the length of your penis by like half an inch or so. I forgot the specific measurement or if that's even true.
>you have a chef in the thread
If you wanna visit the Suicide Forest prepare to see some literal skeletons. One of my irl friends who was stationed in grorious nippon went and said he saw spooky skeltals.
I noticed that ive been doing it fewer times but much longer each time I have hetter erections and my dick hangs longer. If I had any luck with girls that would be helpful. Instead I tell you guys on /waifu/
I know but im trying to stay away from the depressing stuff.
Oh hi what's up? Is it possible to Teel the difference with filenames?
Sill enjoy her messing with you tho
Oh damn nigs
It's the best I can do. I'm really sorry to hear. Fuck them
I did we all toasted to her good long life
$50 person excluding tax amd valet parking
I know what you want. You want "desert" don't you?
watamote for short or
it's not my fault that I'm not popular
I'm broke, but I'll go outta my way not to eat dollar ramen, it's got too much sodium and I feel sick for the rest of the day. For another person who feels sick the rest of the day whenever he eats junk, please see
Hey there, mate.
Are you that chef, and if so tell me all about it.
The culinary arts have always interested me.
What's it like?
I was told that by a good friend of mine, who took Japanese in Highschool. He said his teacher relayed the information that oftentimes, the bodies aren't found, so the skellingtons just kinda chill there forever.
>They're dead, they can't hurt me
>implying worth it
Shouldn't be too bad but I'm tired as hell so it could be a bit annoying :/
>also sleep is not a good idea if you don't need to get up for anything
Usually Superhero movies and stuff like that. I was playing World of Tanks
kek, she gets a free burger out of it
also: almond butter and shredded cheese don't go good together
Man you don't even know the kind of stuff I'm willing to try in this life time, this website man.
Hm, alright. Like any of the recent Marvel flicks or are ya a DC guy?
Work of Tanks, that any fun?
"whip cream" topping on my cherry pie would be great too~
I made a mistake and fixed it.
Yeah man, I'm willing to believe it. Gotta try some stuff like that once.
Good on you. I'm assuming you've reached the point where your body just rejects unhealthy shit.
Shoot, must have been worth it.
I am. Dont do it, its a trap. You spend your time in culinary school then get thrust into a dirty world where your knowledge means shit all. If you are interested, and want to go to culinary school, do NOT work at a restaurant. You need a lot of basic skills, and the school wont give them to you. Ive worked in several types of restaurants, and the tiny university cafe Im at now is the most fulfilled Ive been. Dont get me wrong, theres a lot of satisfying moments at home (9 hour lamb shanks where the most effort I did was stir them every hour) but better you do it at home than learn the hard truth about it.
>hospitalised twice because my body couldnt keep up with workload
Put in the hard years, reap the rewards.
Pic just for you bun
I only geel bad because junk food and beer dont mix
I got to taste it twice so yeah pretty much worth
Maybe I didn't listen to enough of it, but it just sounded really calming and peaceful to me.
What's up with you explosive?
Great drawing! Took you some time huh? And I'll read the rest to get out of confusion lol
Change it to "love it"
Kek. Gouda and bacon wrapped food is amazing!
It really was. What up with you tonight?
But I'm barely breathing..
>how are your spaceships by the way?
Well I'm off to sleep , have a good day/night everyone.
If anyone wants to talk outside the threads I'll live my steam here, I'll accept you when I wake up.
I doubt you're mind is as bad as mine though. I genuinely hate it sometimes, though other times I really like it.
>calming and peaceful
That one is.
Im just trying to stay away from the clannad stuff.
good night kyo, i guess i beat you in this game kek
Trying to forget my horrible day with some CSGO
Nope. He is okay cause it was "self defense"
Thanks Shinoa. It means more to me than you know.
Your speech patterns remind me of really caring dad. Thanks, Hand-kun. Even though I don't ever talk to you, I think you're a chill dude.
>Unlike Papa Spiegel, who deals out nothing but his own brand of patented Tough Love™
Ah, absolutely not, I don't think.
Sometimes, when I'm out I'll eat particularly unhealthy food, or during family events.
My stomach kicks my ass later for it, but I'm only a healthy eater because it so happens the things I enjoy are particularly healthy
>body couldn't keep up with the workload
Holy f u c k.
I knew that it was a taxing job, absolutely. But goddamn, my man. What exactly went down for that to occur?
>I got to taste it twice
Gross, but hey, whatever works.
Civil War and Deadpool were not too bad. Batman V. Superman blowed. Most people probably wouldnt like World of Tanks. It gets a little grindy
Nothing much, just chilling~
damn.....that was pretty smooth
did the bleach not kill you?
that is amazing thanks
>I doubt you're mind is as bad as mine though
Eh, I've had my moments. Though I'm sure we both have. It's fine, just part of going through life. Always gonna have weird ass thoughts.
You're a feisty fella, wowza.