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Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.

>dubs can be cashed in for a simple tarot reading (1-3 cards)
>trips gets a more detailed reading (up to 10 depending on how much information is needed)
>consolation fortune cookies for those who leave a name
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>>683880804
Name: Bigbuttjackson
so where's my fortune cookie?
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>>683880804
tarot get
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>>683880804
I got Dubs in the last thread, can I get a Reading about the next 6 months pls?

>>683881011
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>>683880804
Could I cash in dubs from last thread please?
>>683877133
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>>683881138
>look mom i posted it again

-Doc
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Might head to work early, and I'd be up for doing some fortune readings when I get there if the threads are still up by then.
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"Gimme the sound to see
Another world outside that's full of
All the broken things that I made
Just give me a life to plea
Another world outside that's full of
All the awful things that I made"

Always here
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>>683881321
Be lucky on your way.
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One more...
>>683879634
Aww~
>>683879870
Anytime <3
>>683880240
Wow
>>683880978
Good plan!
>>683881066
Wonderful! Finally.
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I am still here
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so doppleganger how do you do advice and fortune telling
im the lazy reimu that doesnt bother to do that
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>>683881357
you're sure depressed today.

-Doc
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>>683881407
>>683881407
>>683881407
fantastic
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>>683881149
>Bigbuttjackson has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "7".
bad luck for you, try again next year. however you have 7 so you might have small amount of luck despite bad luck
>>683881321
we'll still be here
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>>683881415
you're the reimu that does other good stuff though, it seems. Keep up them arms/the good work.
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i want to eat a sweet roll.

-Doc
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>>683881407
are you happy now
lewd as shit rabbit

-Doc
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>>683881698
idk doppleganger i guess i can say neutral?
anyways can you hook it up with your reimu folder?
you can add me on steam or the likes
cause you got some reimus i dont
hell i can even let you have mine a nice trade
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>>683881946
She likes the attention. Well im going to bed now. see ya
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>>683882238
ok.

-Doc
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>>683881535
>>683881946
Yes. <3
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>>683881218
>1) Eight of Wands
Lord of Swiftness

>Upright - Understanding and harmony. The time and conditions are right to facilitate success. A process of speeding-up and an end to delays. A time for 'grasping the nettle', taking the initiative or taking charge. This card also indicates: important journeys, correspondence, and favourable news. A card of hope.

>2) Four of Wands
>Reversed
Lord of Perfected Work

Ill Dignified or Reversed - Happiness that is unorthodox in nature. A life ruled by superfluous and artificial constraints and rules. Tradition which leads to innate snobbery and superiority and exceptional and profound reliance upon ceremony, decorum and routine. A period of respite before successfully concluding a project.

>3)Five of Cups
Lord of Loss in Pleasure

>Upright - A need to re-order and re-evaluate priorities. Union and espousal. Dishonour that cannot be overcome, loss defeat. There is a need to curb futile belligerence and accept the inevitable. Worry and regret, broken engagements and emotional letdowns. Emotional or monetary legacies.

I think the cards speak for themselves here but let me know if you have any questions! Remember that the phrases that stick out to you are the important ones. First impressions are big in psychic stuff.
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>>683882174
I'm not your doppelganger, sorry. Just wanted to say that you're doing the lord's work by posting reimu armpits.
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>>683882150
>Ray has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "50".
congrats ray you have very good luck
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>>683881247
please.....
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>>683882238
this is my phone bg
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>>683882474
regardless i need that reimu folder fam
so how we doin this?
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>>683882340
ok.
not sure if want moar

-Doc
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>>683882680
This thread is far from pure
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>>683880804
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
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>>683882238
I do, indeed! Nice bg <3
>>683882729
I'm done with that now anyway.
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>>683882537
You're up! What would you like answers to?

>>683882174
Steam: BadBatchAddiction

>>683881415
Well, advice is easy. You just draw on whatever experience you've had in dealing with people. Some questions aren't for me though. Like I'm not a doctor, I can't tell someone what their weird rash means and I don't wanna see it.

For fortune telling you either need omikujis or a tarot deck.
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>>683882924
ok.

-Doc
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>>683882340
Can I touch you?
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I see many of you in this thread have services or advice to offer. Now that I have rested all that I might, I will be taking requests for more "direct" excorcisms.

Not by charms or spells, but through blood and sweat. Iron and arrow. Solicit my help if you have need of my blade.

Payment is only what you have to give; nothing more, nothing less
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Reimoot
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>>683883078
Ah.. I-i shouldn't.
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>>683883032
Could you tell me about my life 6 months forward please?
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>>683880804


>>683879238

not sure if you saw this from other thread, dont believe theres been a reply.
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>>683883121
What can you do for me?
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>>683883249
just a little higher..
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>>683883249
Aww. Just a quick touch.
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>>683881500
I have been for a while. Noone just noticed

Maybe it's just the isolation taking its toll
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>>683883249
Reisen you stupid slut
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>>683882877
nah this is deemed pure as long as the picture depicted is between 2 consenting married people
>>683883032
aight danke for the steam ill add you in some secs
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>>683883209
>Remi
That's short for Remilia!
>didn't remove the white

Lemme just stomp that into the trash!
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My sweet rolls are sourced from skyrim, tamriel; one of the glitchiest places known to man and etc.

In such a place, a large wealth can be acquired, one perfect for acquiring as many sweet rolls possible

unfortunately, this donation takes a majority of it out, but it still is a small donation

(heck, I looked up a currency converter and saw bitcoin as one of the options, so i said 'why not?')

-Sweet Roll
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>>683883536
>>683883565
Q-quick tou-
>>683883608
Ah! You're right. I shouldn't..!
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>>683882459
So quick question, do the cards necessarily happen in order? I mean, I get either
> I'm going to find someone I like after finally getting the balls up to go talk to them, but I'm going to be too strict and seem no fun and she's going to dump me

OR

> I'm going to wallow in self pity over the last girl until I ditch my guidlines and learn to have more fun, and then I'll get the balls up to talk to someone new and find happiness


How would you personally take it?
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>>683883480
I have no reading abilities but hang in there. Just my input, staying a part of your sons life is a good idea. It's a nice idea for family to stick together, even if it's not the closest, being on good terms and being somewhat connected is always good.
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>>683883602
huh.

-Doc
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>>683883809
Soft melons!
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>>683883809
so luscious
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>>683880804
do you believe in spirit guardians? or angels?
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>>683883809
rabbits are so lewd, stop it or else you have to take responsibility
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>>683883480
What this guy said: >>683883920

I mean, I don't know your family's situation, but my dad left when I was real young and it fucked me up pretty bad. Just... not having someone even kinda sorta there that should be there is rough as hell.

If it will hurt either of you really badly, then maybe not, but it'd probably be for the best to at least have some kinda contact.

Also, sorry I missed you, man. I thought I had everyone.
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>>683883865
Well, I was interpretting it more as a timeline in the order I drew them. But what's funny about it is, since you know both outcomes are possible, you can avoid the one that's less pleasant by just not doing the thing it says you'll do!

>>683883355
>1) Six of Pentacles
>Reversed
Lord of Material Success

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Reckless and careless behaviour with money. Loss of money through carelessness, deceit or theft. Extravagance.

That's your first draw. I'll have the next two shortly.

>>683883480
I'll get to you in a moment. Did you get dubs or what?
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>>683884014
>>683884297
>>683884363
You stop it! I said I was done but you just want more!
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>>683884555
Heeey, maybe you could kick your trips down to this guy? >>683883480
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Good morning everyone~
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>>683883355
>>683884555 (checkem)

>2) Queen of Pentacles
Queen of the Thrones of Earth

>Upright - A capable and practical businesswoman, who enjoys her material comforts. She has a responsible attitude to her wealth and uses it to advance the fortunes of those in her inner circle. She is neither particularly bright nor insightful, but has depth of feeling, with an appreciation of life's pleasures.

This is someone destined to impact your life within these months.

>3) Nine of Pentacles
Lord of Material Gain

>Upright - The enjoyment of hard earned success. Financial gains made from unexpected sources, such as: monetary gifts, winnings, inheritances and settlements. Unearned income possibly from a divorce settlement. Popularity, common sense and order arising out of chaos.

All your cards came up from the Pentacle suit. This is a year that's all about the material for you. You're firmly fixed in the plane of Earth, grounded, practical, and in touch with reality rather than dreams.
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>>683885013
morning
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>>683885013
hey nerd
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Reimu thank you for doing these I enjoy them and I'm happy to find them when I do I'm poor or would donate and unemployed atm but I'm still trying not too let it get to me I needed a break I guess.but thanks for getting my mind off of things
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Quazifrodo would like a 1 card reading about his son
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>>683885013
What's good motherfucker?
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>>683884555
I mean, I'm already kind of wallowing in sadness here, so I guess I gotta losen up a bit and step out of my comfort zone
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>>683884512
>>683883920
thank you anons. its complicated and very painful.im in a real bad spot since getting out of the army. these last 10 years have been horrible. you two have showed more compassion then my parents and family have shown. thank you.

>>683884555
you said to one of my posts that i was close enough and it counted. following the links will take you to original messages between us.
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>>683885013

oh, good morning marisa, isn't it actually the evening?

-Sweet Roll
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>>683884633
hehe really
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>>683884555
Okay thank you, I'm excited for the other two, also nice trips.
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>>683885612
>tfw internet is bad
>>683885210
Wow, thank you, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing lol
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>>683885250
Thanks~

>>683885275
Sup sexy~<3

>>683885446
You're good!

>>683885495
Now i wouldn't except a roll of dough expect timezones
>looks down at you
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>>683886024
how bout i shove that sexy up your behind
you cant out suave the reimu fam
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>>683885495
i want to eat a sweet roll.

-Doc
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>>683885494
I'm real sorry to hear that, mate. It's kind of a shit question, but have you been looking into like, VA psych services and stuff? They usually offer counseling services, and reintegration/family support type things, IIRC.

Also, dude, if you're having suicidal thoughts, I personally(nobody that I am) would really appreciate it if you could try and talk to somebody professional. I hate to see somebody in pain.
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>>683886185
Ohohoh~ is that a challenge or do you just want to stick it up my butt~?
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Fortune lady, Tomorrow I face the regional champion of table top warhammer 40k, a filthy tau weeb.
Can your fortunes help this Imperial Guard Commander secure victory?
Ave imperator.
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>>683886543
You don't need fortunes to help you, commander. You've got this shit in the bag.

>>683886024
You're goddamn right I'm good.
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>>683886530
Hi, SandMarisa.
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>>683886327
>VA psych services and stuff? They usually offer counseling services


yeah i did the few times i was homeless. they wanted me to stay the night in a hospital ward thing overnight. i have anxiety and im im assuming paranoia and couldnt agree to do it. they were supposed to send some info to the shelter i stayed at for awhile but never did. to timid to go back and ask for help again.
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>>683886530
heh at least you got some nerve to talk back to me
but sadly you cant out smug the reimu
and i dont want to embarrass you so ill leave it at that
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>>683886543
>Imperial guard commander ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "48".
may the emperor guide you
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>>683885494
The old thread died, sorry. Here you go!

>1) Four of Cups
>Reversed
Lord of Blended Pleasures

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - All kinds of excess, ill health or fatigue as a result of over indulgence. The overturning of a way of life. Rapid change resulting in new anxieties. Excitement for its own sake that brings little or fleeting pleasure. A low boredom threshold. -

>2)King of Swords
Prince of the Chariots of the Winds

>Upright - This king is certainly a ruler. This man is a law-maker, someone with a rational, alert and inventive mind. An advocate of law and order, and modernity to the expense of tradition. He has a tendency to be somewhat overcautious and leaves on project quickly to star on another. A man of independent judgment and an achiever in what he does.

>3) Six of Swords
Lord of Earned Sucess

>Upright - Gradual change, movement or travel away form difficulty or imminent danger. The solution of current problems. Long journeys and passage from pain. Obstacles that are overcome.

Well, let's start from the middle. The King of Swords represents what you have to be as a father. While it'd seem cool to have a dad who just lets you do whatever you want, a fair and rational man with a healthy respect for law and order is needed to give structure to his son, a role model.

The Four of Cups might represent your son's attitude or your failings in that regard in the past, but the Six of Swords tells us that you can change your relationship for the better if you try.

No one's better off without their dad, unless he's abusive. But no one recognizes even the best father's efforts until they're old enough to understand.
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>>683886024

My apologies for jumping to conclusions, Marisa

>>683886294

I don't give them away for free, you know, Doc

if you want one, you gotta pay up

-Sweet Roll
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Current lover, or the one that got away?

We met 17 years ago, over the internet. Friends for several years, met up once for a long weekend... the instant we were behind closed doors, we were insatiable. It was ridiculous. Beyond that, it was always wrong place, wrong time after the visit ended.

Recently they visited again. No funny business, but there was a lot of flirting coming my way.

I probably won't do anything about it at all, but I'm curious to see if I get trips and what you might say about it all if I do.

Nostalgiafag.
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>>683887184
how many burgerbucks?

-Doc
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>>683886870
Oof. That's rough. Are you living with somebody now, or are you still homeless? If you're living with somebody you trust, or if you have someone you trust, it might be a good idea to ask them to accompany you. I had to do that to get to counseling a couple years back, because the fear was just crippling me, but having someone there made it much less anxiety inducing.

I mean, of course, take it slow and stuff at your own pace, but those services are there for a reason. It sounds like they can maybe help if you give them a shot.
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>>683887021
But i'd love for you to embarrass me infront of everyone here! Aahn~<3

>>683886797
Hi there LousBunny~

>>683886766
>bows down to all the goodness you radiate

>>683887184
No problem, Crumbles!

>>683887626
I wouldn't buy a sweet roll from him since the last person that bought one has yet to be seen, I have a sneaking suspicion our sweetroll friend here is the devil himself!
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>>683887123
thank you very much. i will try to be a better person.
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>>683887752
then i guess ill have to be super nice and friendly then so you wont get your hopes up then
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>>683887752
fuck
;_;

-Doc
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Been here since creation of last thread, interesting thread, might come back again. Thanks everybody I'll be going now. Have a good day/night!
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>>683887648
no i live with my mentally abusive mom and sometimes physically abusive step dad. my mom doesnt believe in mental illness or cancer or addiction or stuff like that.

its okay anon, ill find a way to make it.
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>>683887752
>

Are you the Marisa I(Omega) was talking to on, like Friday? Or have y'all multiplied?
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anyways nerds mean bully reimu has to go to bed since im sick and its 12am
but feel free to add me on steam, play vidya and stuff
also i always forget about threads so you probably wont see me here much but got a nice thing going on here doppleganger
http://steamcommunity.com/id/myhandsaredirtyandsoareyours/
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>>683888416
Yeah that's me, we walked a while back

You'll only find me in Reimu's threads.
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>>683887752
more like loosebunny
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>>683887559
You piqued my interest, and you got close enough.

>1) Six of Wands
Lord of Victory

Upright - The arrival of fantastic, good news. Success and great public acclaim gained through hard work and effort. Hopefulness, and satisfaction in what has been achieved. The surmounting of obstacles through tact and diplomacy rather than use of force. Victory and triumph.

Looks good so far, but...

>2)Princess of Wands
>Reversed
Princess of the Shining Flame

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Honest qualities, that may turn to petulance. Someone who believes they are trustworthy, but all the time being unfaithful. A person unable to keep a confidence someone who betrays trust and spreads gossip. The card can also indicate journeys that are delayed or a change of address.

>3) Death
>Reversed
Child of the Great Transformers

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion.

It sounds like it would seem wonderful again at first, but overall won't come to any satisfying end.
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>>683883506
I can slay demons if that is what you wish
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>>683888028
Good night mate.

>>683888111
That fucking sucks, man. Nobody should have to play with a bad hand, but it seems like you've got one. I can't do much more than wish you good luck, and I hope things go well for you. We're around relatively often(usually later in the day) if you need encouragement or somebody to talk to or whatever.
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>>683888587
Thank you! Nice seeing you other me!
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Roll, Travis
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>>683888596
Oh, rock on. You seem to have a neat personality. Much less of a slag than you appeared at first sight.

>>683888587
Sleep tight slag.
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>>683887752
How are you today, cutie? <3
>>683888111
>>683888111
Quality.
>>683889382
Meanie.
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>>683889382
wow hold up
im triggered now fam
you dont call a bastion of purity a slag
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>>683887752

Now what makes you think that?

and since when do you know who orders my sweetrolls?

-Sweet Roll
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>>683889382
Are you, perhaps, a knight?
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>>683889222
>I've collected both of the trips tonight
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>>683889382
Heheh~ Is it because i'm willing to worship the ground you walk on? Oh great Omega~

>>683889527
Just woke up and ate nice piece of grilled beef with potato salad~
So i'm living life right now! how bout you my seductivly sexy bunny?

>>683889718
I've staked out your cave for months now to see who you really are! And i've seen the prices of your sweet rolls! "oh not much.. JUST YOUR SOUL!!!!!11!"

I'm onto you...
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>>683889527
Yer mum's a meanie.

>>683889579
It's hard to be a bastion of purity when you're working so hard at being a slag. Now, run off like a slag in the night with Jeezus chasing you. You will sleep well.

>>683889891
Sometimes, maybe.
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>>683889228
>Travis has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
oh tough break
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What's up.so how is everyone tonight?
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>>683888765

Thank you very much. I appreciate you.
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Now to catch my breath and figure out what's been going on in my shrine while I've been pumping out readings.
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>>683890208
jokes on you i never sleep well >:T
you poopy face!
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>>683890211
Dam, Thank you tho
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>>683890362
stuff has been happening
>>683890369
welcome to the club
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>>683890208
Tck'

Some code *you* follow
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>>683890220
Doing good! A little beat, but I'll recover by the time the next one rolls around I'm sure.

...will there be a next one? Hmm...

>>683890339
No problem! If I helped, I'm happy.
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>>683890369
>>683890515
Well i just want to point out that i woke up a few hours ago from a really good long nights sleep~

:3c
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>>683890175
Absolutely. Appealing to my pride will 100% win me over, every single time.

>>683890220
Somewhere between shite and "ok, I guess" How bout you?

>>683890369
That really works better for me. Slags shouldn't sleep easy, they're too busy being power bottoms.

>>683890608
Dude, Arthur's knights are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. There are no codes, except those that I set.
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Fortune please great reimu
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>>683890718
jokes on you im mentally handicapped enough and those dirty sleazy mind games dont work on me
>>683890781
hey just because my bf rails me everynight doesnt mean im a slag
>>683890852
you get aids and die the end
donations here please
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Pweez.
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>>683890175

>First
I do not live in a cave, they are cold and sometimes have spiders, I am actually holing up at the shrine

>Second
I collect sweet rolls, not souls. what am I supposed to do with someone else's soul?

but my prices are still higher than the average sweet roll

-Sweet Roll
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Tripps,Dubs or sleep
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>>683890990
Other me, you can't just give us a bad name like that. I like Marisa!
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>>683891173
Well night all hopefully next time
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>>683891312
You'll get it next time. Sleep tight.
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>>683890718
hopefully i get some sleep soon, i've been up for 24 hours now
>>683890852
gonna need dubs, trips or a name for a fortune cookie
>>683891023
gimme a name and you get a fortune cookie to hold you over until dubs or better
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>>683891185
nah marisa is a nerd
and i beat up nerds thats my calling in life
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>>683890781
Except win the grail, heh
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>>683891378
And here I thought I'd be friends with all my clones.
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How do I stop being a basement dweller?
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>>683891617
we are kool and the gang but marisa aint
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>>683891703
get out of the basement and go outside
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>>683880804
rollll~
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>>683891703
You're in the wrong place to be askin' that.

Seriously though, it's pretty much the textbook answer. You have to do it slowly by taking steps like getting a steady income and putting yourself out of your comfort zone.
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>>683891409
Hey, hey, hey, asshole. Galahad managed to make that happen. None of us let our girlfriend get kidnapped and raped by some weird demon cult until she lost her mind.

>>683890990
No, being a slag and going out on the nightly is what makes you a slag. It's less what's in your mind than who you are on the inside.

>>683891378
But you are a nerd. A nerd and a slag. Mostly the second thing, but the first is a side effect.

>>683890718
Congratulations Marisa. That shit is rare.
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>>683891703
maybe if you stopped being a nerd
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>>683892022
im neither a nerd nor slag
are you a drive in theater cause you sure project alot
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>>683890990
That was harsh I have enough to deal with im trying to change who I am if that was said to me before I would honestly skin you while trying to keep you alive but what evs
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>>683891127
Shrine=Cave,
And what will you do with all the sweet rolls?

>>683891714
>>683891617
N-No need to fight over me girls~
There is enough of me for both of you Reimu's!
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>>683892028

But if I stopped being a nerd I would have to be normal. If I had to be normal I would have to be crazy. I'm already crazy so then what's the point?
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>>683892286
well then you huge fag use that anger you have towards me for something productive to better your life
oh wait i got another fortune
it says here you will also get hemorrhoids and type b hepatitis
dont shoot the messenger fam
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>>683892519
nah i already got me my special someone
you can be other reimus slave
a title fit for you
>>683892542
then go to a shrink and get them neetbux
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>>683892519
You're right. Instead of trying to scold the other me, I'll just refill the thread's "Marisa Love" meter.
>kissu
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>>683892022
Now listen here, child.
I have no quarrel with you, nor your numerous 'masters.'
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>>683892776
>faking a split personality to get into someones pants
tsk tsk what a shrine maiden you are
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>>683892751
Great advice but I think that will only enable me to continue a socially reclusive lifestyle.
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>>683892519

That's a good question.

Other than selling some, I just keep them, for some unknown reason, maybe the reason will reveal itself eventually

-Sweet Roll
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About to move out of home to live with my boyfriend 4 hours away from friends and family. Will it go well. Will I be able to survive??
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>>683893267
but atleast it will be a comfy reclusive life
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>>683893023
I'd refute that, but it's none of your business whose pants I've been in.
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How often do you think about suicide?
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>>683893387
>1) Queen of Wands
>Reversed
Queen of the Thrones of Flame

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - A person who has a tendency to dominate or to be bitter; an envious, matriarchal and overbearing woman. A person who has a cruel very dry sense of humor and tends to image people are out to get her, even though malice was never present or intended.

>2) Knight of Wands
Lord of Flame and Lightning

>Upright - A lover of action, this is the card of someone who has a well-liked, energetic, confident, but sometimes unpredictable nature. He has an engaging temperament and his actions sometimes a little swift do tend to make sense with hindsight.

>3) Ten of Pentacles
>Reversed
Lord of Wealth

>Ill Dignified or Reversed - The negative effects of vast wealth and the restrictive effects of long tradition. Family arguments about money, or the breaking up of an estate after a death. Card may also indicate burglary.

What I sense here is that you're going into a situation wondering... if things don't work out with him, what will I do?

But you should be sure that you're able to trust in the relationship you've built. If there are red flags, don't ignore them, address them thoroughly before you go through with it.

Moreso than other relationships, this uncertainty might cause you to be overanxious and fight about money problems more. That's something to keep in mind so you can avoid it.
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>>683893387
Have you previously spent a good amount of time together, like, sleeping at his house or whatever for a month+? If so, then yeah. If not, it's prolly gonna be a rough adjustment for you, and you guys are probably gonna argue some, but you'll be fine if y'all communicate.

Talk to each other, make sure everybody is at least "alright", and things'll go your way anon.
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>>683893994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2eR_Mbr7Oc
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>>683880804
No questions. Just tell me what the cards say about me.
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>>683893994
Quite rarely, especially the last 6 months or so. I've always figured I'd try even the craziest other option before I'd resort to that.

You can experiment with your life a countless number of ways, but there are no more options after death.
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>>683894291
Thanks for sharing. Should give me a few months to work with.
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>>683894914
~<3
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>>683894402
Singles get a onesie. Sometimes.

>1)King of wands
>Reversed
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - He has an inability to understand or appreciate another's point of view, particularly if they are coming from a lower moral standpoint than his own. He is intolerant, narrow minded and a bigot with deep prejudices. He has a ruthless streak and cares little for the feelings of others.

Ouch...

All of those things might not apply to you. The phrases that stick out the most to you will reveal something about your deep-seated and possibly subtle negative traits that you haven't realized.
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>>683895056
Ara ara~

I wonder where that chocolate came from...
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I wonder what happened to the others

-Sweet Roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S1YotG5ai0&index=20&list=PLR3AnfloxFLzDjTu5jA5d8eLkwyU7lPP1
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>>683896437
im still here, just lurking
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Eh, it seems like a good time to say goodnight anyway.
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Well, since it looks like nothing more is going to happen, I guess I will be on my way

see you guys later

-Sweet Roll
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Goodnight everybody! Catch me again on Friday if I don't get the urge to fortune-tell tomorrow.
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