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Alright faggots. Post 5 of your favorite musicians/music groups and other anons will judge your life, try and guess your age, and guess a hobby of yours.

>Macintosh Plus
>(Dadrock in general; Hall & Oats, etc.)
>C2C
>Madeon
>Caravan Palace
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>>683877558
1). Kendrick Lamar
2). Joji/Pink Omega
3). David Bowie
4). Queensryche
5). Earl Sweatshirt
Guess
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>>683877558

You're 21 and you grow small, indoor plants of some kind in your spare time.
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>>683878463
Nah , not remotely close hahah
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>>683878463
19, actually. I grow marijuana.

>>683878048
15. Pansexual.
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hey ur not op
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>>683878945
That offends me I'm mirrorgender and I'm polysexual you fuckin cissy >:(
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>>683877558

I don't listen to music that often, so I'm putting some vidya OST artists in here as well.

Caravan Palace
Porter Robinson
Widdly2Diddly/Dingaling/Austin Jorgensen
Toby Fox
Shawn Wasabi (Though he doesn't do much)
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>>683877558
1. Frank Zappa
2. Kendrick Lamar
3. Led Zeppelin
4. Opeth
5. The Gorillaz
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>>683878048
Shit, I forgot Joji/Pink Omega counted, should've put that on the list.

Anyway, I'm going to say you're between the ages of 18 and 20, have a job as a cashier somewhere, still live with your parents for the time being but are working your way through college slowly but surely to become a web developer or something.

Overall, you're not really happy or sad, just somewhere in between, not really content with where you are this very moment, but somewhat hopeful for the future.
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>>683877558
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
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>>683877558
in no particular order:
>Infected Mushroom
>Miles Davis
>Yes
>Erik Satie
>Amon Tobin
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>>683877558
19, you're a faggot and your hobby is sucking dicks.
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1. Between the Buried and Me
2. TesseracT
3. SoaD/Serj's solo work as well
4. Dream Theatre
5. Pegboard nerds :^)
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>>683881282
21, you play an instrument
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>>683877558
deadmau5
Monstercat
NoCopyrightSounds
Queen
Kevin Sherwood
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>>683883911
14 years old

Likes drinking monster energy
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>The Beatles
>Little Feat
>Yes
>Gentle Giant
>Guess Who
>Kishi Bashi
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>Metallica
>Iron Maiden
>Pendulum
>System of a Down
>Slipknot
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Oh boy.

>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>La Dispute
>Death Grips
>MYSTXRIVL
>alone.
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>Devo
>St. Vincent
>Nick Cave
>Nico
>Have A Nice Life/Giles Corey/Black Wing/ Whatever the fuck Dan Barrett is calling himself these days
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>>683884349
16-18
Smoke cigs
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>>683883113

Early 20's, likes collecting images of obscure math-based artwork
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>Green Day
>Jimmy Eat World
>Weezer
>My Chemical Romance
>Blink-182
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(no particular order)
The Pixies
Weezer (only first 2 albums were good)
Tchaikovsky
Modest Mouse
Kendrick Lamar
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>>683884490
23, you smoke weed
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>>683884614
19, and yeah I do smoke. Not bad.
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Cage the Elephant
Alabama Shakes
Ty Segall
Chance the Rapper
Gorillaz
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>Eminem
>System of a Down
>Hollywood Undead
>Kendrick Lamar
>Three Days Grace
Guess bitch
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>>683884887
23 and drinking.
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Lamb of God
Machine Head
Rammstein
Pantera
Motörhead
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>nirvana
>Kendrick Lamar
>Metallica
>RHCP
>SOAD
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Metallica
The Smiths
Joy Division/New Order
Dead Kennedys
Darkthrone
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>>683884838
Fuck yeah ty segall
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>>683884887
Late 20's early 30's, office job
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franz shubert
cream
charles mingus
eddie chochran
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>>683879709
Oh Jesus fucking christ
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>>683877558

The Cure
The Smiths
Depeche Mode
New Order
Iron Maiden
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Sublime with Rome
Bobby Darin
Mac Miller
David Bowie
Vulfpeck
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>>683885051
Kek
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>>683885130

nope 16, jobless student
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Ensiferum
Sabaton
Dropkick Murphys
Linkin Park
Rise Against
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>>683884259
You're 55 and love science fiction.
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>>683884887

I like the stuff you like except lamar, so maybe

> 20
> going out with friends /drinking/picking up girls
> video games
> maybe playing git/bass
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>>683885129
>>
>>683877558
City and Color
Foo Fighters
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Fall Out Boy
Tim Minchin
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No particular order
Kendrick lamar
Sublime
Frank Sinatra
Korn
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>>683885405
all but age
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1. Infected Mushroom
2. Astrix
3. Sesto Sento
4. Gorillaz
5. deadmau5 (older music)
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>>683877558

>Modest Mouse
>Trust (Robert Alfons)
>Bob Marley
>Jerry Lee Lewis
>Motorhead
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>>683877558
>Macintosh Plus
>Not knowing that the name is just a pseudo-name for an artist.

You fucking casual, lurk moar vaporwave.
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>>683885517

Below 25 tho?
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>>683885708
yeah
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>>683877558
Not really in any order:
- Tame Impala
- The Oh Sees
- HOME
- Wavves
- Devendra Banhart

Guess you assholes
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>>683884887
>15
>colors in the checkerboard of his slip-on vans
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Young the Giant
Blink 182
Avicii
Relient K
Reel Big Fish
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>>683877558
1. Taylor Swift
2. Selena Gomez
3. Miley Cyrus
4. Ariana Grande
5. Justin Bieber
I only listen to attractive women.
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Pink Floyd
Nine Inch Nails
Type O Negative
Rammstein
Korn
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>>683877558
Vincent van Joe
Pube Columbus
Ziptide Huckleberry
Creampie
Fidgetcraft
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Gorillaz
Pendulum
Radiohead
Led Zeppelin
Aerosmith
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>>683885541
20, youre a stoner and occasionally do some harder shit. hates most sports
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1. Kansas
2. Rob Zombie/White Zombie
3. Jimi Hendrix
4. Kongos
5. The Rolling Stones
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>>683877558
1.peter frampton (comes alive fgts)
2.styx
3.talking heads
4.english beat
5.reo speedwagon
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>Jimi Hendrix
>Led Zeppelin
>Los Lobos
>KISS
>Black Sabbath
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Cypress Hill
Bone Thugz
Afroman
Bob Marley
Collie Buddz
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>>683885846
I actually took a capsule in Brazil to show avicci I was awesome
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>>683885622
16

Openly advertises his tumblr of nothing but reblogs as "really rad"
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>>683885846
12
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1. Kansas
2. Crosby, Stills, and Nash
3. Tommy Emmanuel
4. Peter, Paul, and Mary
5. Ricky Skaggs
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>>683877558
>after the burial
>bones
>a tribe called quest
>hatebreed
>isley brothers
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>>683885844
winrar for age

fuck no, i wear high top Element shoes
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>>683884838
Guess faggots
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>>683877558
1. Led Zeppelin
2. Childish Gambino
3. The Beatles
4. Black Sabbath
5. Tame Impala
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>>683886313
I fucking love tribe
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>>683886287
60's. You smoked a lot of weed in your day.
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Queen
King Diamond
Toxic Holocaust
Municipal Waste
Judas Priest

The Dead Boys
The Dead Kennedys
The Dead Milkmen
Pagans

I couldn't pick just 5.
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1: rise against
2: Chelsea grin
3: secrets
4: woe is me
5: just like gentlemen
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>>683885373
19
I do love science fiction

Me dear ol pa shaped me music tastes
>>
anyone who likes SOAD is instantly ok with me
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>>683886542
>toxic holocaust
My nigga
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>>683886455

Ayyy Tame impala

And 19 yrs old, occasionally drinks/smokes, goes to a few parties

College student
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>>683877558
In any particular order
Boston
Logic
Disney Soundtracks
Whatever is on the Pandora pop station
Weird Al
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1. Slayer
2. Green Day
3. Periphery
4. Slayer
5. Opeth
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>>683885846
22
vidya
Some kinda part-time job while in university
Pretty chill in general
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1) Led Zeppelin
2) Marilyn Manson
3) PJ Harvey
4) Siouxsie & the Banshees
5) Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

#5 is less certain. Top ten would probably be easier.
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Famous Last Words
Angel Vivaldi
The Amity Affliction
Rise Against
Parkway Drive
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Five Finer Death Punch
AC/DC
Metallica
FooFighters
Led Zeppelin
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>>683886681
youre white and have braces
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Death Grips
Manchester Orchestra
Joy Division
Childish Gambino
Brick & Mortar
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>>683885914
12, mathematical programming

>>683886015
19, cutting OTHER PEOPLES wrists

>>683886201
17, buying things on ebay and interior decoration

>>683886230
21, learning a new languages

>>683885791
35, perpetual student

>>683885541
15, imageboards

>>683885538
18, acting like an anime character online

>>683885501
14, gross and habitual media consumption

>>683885366
22, activities among a group of pals

>>683885334
17 years, getting laid

>>683885051
13, complaining about immigrants online
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>>683886580
Awesome! I love to see younger people open to older music.
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>>683886455
22, collects cp
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>>683885350
MODS MODS MODS
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1. Vandal
2. Dr Peacock
3. Tekno's 23
4. Wicked Squad
5. Darktek
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Slipknot
System of a down
Godflesh
Julie Christmas
Swans
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>>683883911
2 of those are labels
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>>683886561
13 year old stuck in early 2000s
woe is me is good though
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>>683886710
20 years old, work at a grocery store and collect trains or something close to that but not an autist
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>>683886180
>20
29

>youre a stoner and occasionally do some harder shit.
Yep

>hates most sports
Don't hate sports, but have never been a big sports guy unless you count pool and bowling. I fucking love pool and bowling.

Not a bad guess.
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>>683877558
1.Big wreck
2.Billy talent
3.As I Lay Dying
4.Guns and Roses
5.Parkway Drive
5.
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Children of Bodom
Miyavi
Fail Emotions
Die Antword
Nomy
>>
Frank Zappa
Nine Inch Nails
Pink Floyd
Beethoven
Shpongle
What am I like/ b/
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>>683886809
18, complaining about police brutality (possibly illicit drug consumption)
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>John Williams
>Morbid Angel
>Slayer
>Candlemass
>Nas
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>>683886681
Wow that is exactly right except I smoke almost daily.
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>>683880208
18 fuckin shit up
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jeff buckley
oasis
bob dylan
pendulum
mouldy peaches
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>>683886859
Fuckin kek at most of these
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>>683883113
>BTBAM
>SOAD

my nigga
>>
>Radiohead
>Beatles
>David Bowie
>Belle and Sebastien
>Beastie Boys
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>>683884349
27-35
probs an alcoholic
Smokes Cigs
Maybe weed
factory work
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>>683884692
23-30
went/in college
middleclass
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>>683887166
hell yes pendulum
19? maybe
likes movies
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>>683885791
>HOME
>Wavves

MY NIGGA
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>>683886877
cp is delicious
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>>683885441
dude weeed
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>>683885538
everything you listed is absolutely garbage besides Gorillaz. you are probably 16-24 and you have no hobbies besides browsing the internet and abusing some substance.
>>
>>683885871
>faggot
>>
1. Kendrick Lamar
2. Run The Jewels
3. Parkway Drive
4. Rush
5. Freddie Gibbs
>>
Suicide Silence
Whitechapel
Chelsea Grin
Nirvana
Wavves

This could be tough, birthdya is on saturday so guess away.
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>>683879709
16 special snowflake
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>>683887023
<\= age, Never done any drugs unless you count drinking. Police brutality isn't a thing, Niggers deserve it for being Niggers.
>>
>>683886776
Angel Vivaldi is a faggot
>>
>>683887166
34 year old dj matey. wish i was still 19 though

did film at uni mind so semi kudos
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>>683885871
is faggot

>>683885914
24, has boring office job

>>683886015
26, in a serious relationship but you dont get laid a lot

>>683886215
17, plays guitar pretty well but sings like a burnt asshole
>>
>>683877558
>King Crimson
>David Bowie
>Dead Kennedy's
>New Order
>Perturbator
>>
1) Freddie Gibbs
2) Mr. Carmack
3) Biggie
4) Tupac
5) Nas

Honorable mention: Future
>>
>>683887430
Actually, no. Surprisingly enough, I'm clean, always have been.
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>>683886862
I'm essentially living my dad's life over again at the moment

Are you some kinda oldfag
>>
Phish
Oasis
Medeski Martin and Wood
Beats Antique
Ani Difranco
>>
>Muse
>Daft Punk
>Yung Lean
>Crystal Castles
>Rage Against The Machine
>>
>>683887395
nyccceeeeeeeeee
>>
>>683883911
13 years old, have an autistic minecraft youtube channel with 2 subscribers
>>
>>683887358
34 year old dj matey. wish i was still 19 though

did film at uni mind so semi kudos
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>>683887057
no one?
>>
Crywolf
Virtual Riot
Porter Robinson
MUST DIE!
Voia

In no particular order
>>
1-The Beatles
2-The Damned
3-Public Image Ltd.
4-Killing Joke
5-Yes

Honorable mentions
1-Rush
2-Deep Purple
3-The Clash
4-The Smiths
5-Black Sabbath

>>683884692
14 or 15, tries writing poetry

>>683885051
18-20, you vape occasionally

>>683885101
19, runs an Instagram meme page

>>683885121
15-20, smokes cigs occasionally and writes short stories/poetry that is actually pretty decent

>>683885269
Same as above

>>683885791
22, skater, works at hot topic

Also what's your favorite Tame Impala album?
>>
>MCR
>Panic! At The Disco
>Twenty One Pilots
>Metallica
>Most k-pop bands
>>
>>683884349
25-30
long hair
beard
fuckin hates life
>>
>>683887645
you are a 28 year old female with a job at like a coffee shop or something in a big city and you are a brunette
>>
>Animal Collective
>Sufjan Stevens
>Steven Wilson
>Beat Connection
>Dan Deacon
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>>683884838
18-21, fuckin skinny jean wearing faggot
>>
>>683887749
40
>>
>>683887676
>Yung Lean
12 and you're deaf.
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>>683887676
you are an 18 year old half asian girl and you are in high school. cant decide what to major in when you are off to college so you will do psychology
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>>683884887
is dude
wears eyeliner
cries to his pet cactus
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>>683887897
Nothing wrong with skinny jeans nigger, pull your pants up
>>
>>683887057
>>683887749

youre a 25yr old white skinny dude whose had max 2 sexual partners and takes some sort of prescription drugs
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>>683886254
Can you English?
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>>683885051
30, hits women
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>>683887774
No older than 23
Pretty social
Democrat
>>
>>683887896
>surf n jam stevens

you are a girl who smokes pot
>>
>>683886319
Mods
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>>683887841
Hmm. No bUT not very far off. Mostly straight male, 34, do run a coffeeshop though and black hair
>>
>>683887774

>Panic! At The Disco

Ew...

>Metallica

Redemption.
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>>683887773
Hot topic = shit
Vans >
I do skateboard

And innerspeaker
>>
patrice willson
P. Willson
patrice w.
patrice W.
moon man notorious kkk
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>>683887911
Thanks but I'm no where near 40

>>683888002
You're closer to my age than the other anon was but I only smoke weed and drink on occasions.
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>>683887897
Yeah 18, nothing wrong with skinny jeans though
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>>683888180
Just fuckin. 25
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>>683888128
100 years old
Likes chinese food
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>>683888109
oh fuck haha. damn well maybe you should consider a sex change
>>
>>683888055
Do I look pretty?
>>
>>683877558
1) Denzel Curry
2)Queen
3) Ice Cube
4)Tupac
5) Led Zeppelin

Try me
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devin martin
kirt kobain
cheshire (newgrounds)
pink guy
michael jackson
>>
>>683887676
You only got the age right
>>
>>683887022
Anybody?
>>
>>683888288
Dubs demands it, (now FEM)anon
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>>683887492
anyone?
>>
>>683887774
12, fag
>>
>>683888342
who is ice cube and is he as ice cold >>683888426
b8 taken
>>
Migos
Future
???
>>
fuku nigger fggt i luv songs deez nutz hahah xdxxXXDDD
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>>683888386
I like putting my penis inside of things though. I'm very happy to be a guy lol
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>>683888323
im guessing you look a bit hipster and maybe you would clean up nice but maybe you're a bit overweight or maybe you're a bit too skinny, either way you have some body image thing happening and it takes away your motivation to keep yourself looking good.
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>>683888342
Pretty skinny
White
17ish
Part time job
Drinks occasionally
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>>683887244
26, singing in the shower; stealing sticky notes from the office. occasional bouts where you dont take your meds

>>683887492
17, going to small-venue concerts, dropping out of honors courses

>>683887506
30 years, bird watching, knocking on random womens front doors, leaves flowers, runs away

>>683887533
consummate liar and exuberant/turbulent personality. secretly smashed an infant against a rock in the woods 20 years ago, only a court appointed therapist knows

>>683887593
22 years old, does whip-its in the bathroom when his boss isn't looking

>>683887676
17 year old steersman from visalia, ca., member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous, Jewish War Veterans of the USA and Center for Small Government
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>>683887492
Late teens, early twenties. In college.
Respect for Run the jewels
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>>683888342
White as fuck
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>>683888592
This
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>>683886214
Guess /b/
>>
>>683888621
damn. That's actually pretty spot on.. fuck
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>>683888125
Yeah Hot Topic blows, wherever I go to one it seems they're obsessed with wavves for some reason.
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>>683888539
>implying this is bait
KEK
>>
Niggers be niggin
>>
1. Thy Art Is Murder
2. Getter
3. The Heavy
4. Oceano
5. Amon Amarth
>>
>>683887022
Lol nobody can even try me
>>
Rush
Yes
Gorillaz
Jethro Tull
Coheed and Cambria
>>
>>683888783
I tried applying there and they told me to come back when I dyed my hair or have tattooes

I will never be one of the cool kids no matter how hard i try
>>
>>683888243
21
>>
>>683888894
Now that's music
>>
>>683886214
25 year old male, brown hair, recent graduate of university, something to do with software design
>>
>>683888920
obviously you're too cool to care about
>>
>>683888625
>(44 is me)
>Fucking scarily accurate. A few years off though, and I don't steal sticky notes. But still.
>>
Three Days Grace, Insane Clown Posse, Led Zeppelin, Dark Half, Primus
>>
Megadeth
System of a down
Avenged Sevenfold
Ded leppard
Foreigner
Van Halen
>>
>>683888191
haha i fucking knew it you pussy. i wanna come beat you up
>>
Boston
Isley brothers
Iron maiden
Alice in chains
Marvin Gaye
>>
>>683888894
Am i out of the loop or is Getter srsly the odd one out here?
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>>683888625
Gonna be 20, and no i dont run away from girls
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>>683886859
>19
You almost hitted my age
>cutting OTHER PEOPLES wrists
Thats a big nope
>>
>>683889104
Unbelievably white.
>>
>>683887022
people who list a classical composer as one of their favourites are beyond redemption
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>>683888993
Much appreciated anon
I wish I was a grad student kek halfway there
>>
>Turbonegro
>Alestorm
>Summoning
>Motorhead
>Septicflesh or Bal-Sagoth
>>
>>683889210
I got varied tastes nigga
>>
>>683887022
phaggot
>>
chon
robert glasper
john coltrane
miles davis
hiatus kaiyote
>>
>>683889363
but was i right about the software design part? i know that's vague but is it at least comp sci or soft eng?
>>
>>683877558
1. prhyme
2. nas
3. madvillian
4. royce da 59
5. kid cudi
>>
>>683889150
26, sullen, used to be a skater, resentful that life is calling you to be more responsible. Probably on percocet. College dropout. Have a gf but don't like her
>>
>>683889150
28
never went to college because you don't know how to count.
>>
>>683889463
english pls
>>
>>683889392
you've got a disinterest in music if your tastes vary as much as a soundtrack for a tony hawk game
>>
>>683889463
25
nigger
>>
>>683889448
Chon.. Good tastes fam
>>
>The Avalanches
>Todd Terje
>Lone
>Zappa
>Niel Cicierega
>>
>>683889282
very very white
>>
>>683889448
Black
Intellectual
Beatnik
Self important
>>
>>683889150
14 years old and likes to play guitar hero
>>
>>683889542
it is faggot
>>
>>683884349
>13
>edgy as fuck

Meal is for children
>>
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
>>
>>683889451
Spot on
>>
Laserhawk
12th planet
Project 46
Kormac
Klaypex
>>
sergi reggiani
marcy playground
lords of acid
the doors
the brothers johnson
>>
GZA
Old Dirty Bastard
TuPac Shakur
Jedi Mind Tricks
A$AP Rocky
>>
>>683889759
barry bee benson
24
pussy slayer
>>
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Coming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
>>
>>683889428
Bi.
>>
>nine inch nails
>rammstein
>tool
>lil wayne
>阿部真央 (abe mao)
>>
>>683889887
BOI
>>
>>683889562
you've got too uniform opinions if you think everyone is just a slightly different version of someone else
>>
Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
>>
>>683889860
old head who listens in on the new shit sometimes.
>>
>>683877558
Jesus
>>
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Boondox
Twenty One Pilots
>>
>>683884887
Whatever age a fucking pleb is
>>
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
>>
>>683889203
24-30
>>
Oh Wonder
NoMBe
Magic City Hippies
>>
Justin Nozuka
Ghost
Depeche mode
Infected mushroom
Bring me the horizon
>>
Yung lean
Oliver francis
Meek mill
Yung sherman
Yung gud

Sadboys4life
>>
>>683889860
33, harlem, ok taste in rap.
>>
>>683890037
>ICP
>21 chromosomes
yeah you can leave now
>>
That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick our job today?
>>
>>683889970
okay im ready to guess. are you a race other than white? and are you a teenager?
>>
>>683883113
Pegboard nerds ma nigga <3
>>
>>683889343
Shiiiiiit

I mean yes I'm definitely beyond redemption. But what it really means is I know music and know how to play. Nothing wrong with complex music with some nuance. Listening to that shit literally makes you smarter.
>>
Gonna post a bit more than 5 because I couldn't choose which ones to sacrifice.
>Yes
>Dir En Grey
>The Algorithm
>Ayreon/Arjen Anthony Lucassen
>Nero's Day At Disneyland/Lauren Bousfield
>Bourbon Princess
>Skrillex
>>
>>683886201
You're 18, senior in high-school, and still haven't heard music that isn't spoon-fed to you.
>>
1) New Order
2)Tears for Fears
3) Pet Shop Boys
4) The Human League
5) The Cure
>>
I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
>>
>>683890037
Actual parasite of society
>>
Earl Sweatshirt
Chance The Rapper
Nirvana
Blink 182
Modest Mouse
>>
!: Radiohead
": Radiohead
#: Radiohead
$: Radiohead
%: Radiohead
>>
Iggy Azalea
Adele
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Selena Gomez
>>
into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Can anyone work on the Gremlan?
>>
>Nujabes
>Avishai cohen
>Daft Punk
>Lars Danielsson
>Jamiroquai
In no particular order
>>
>>683890093
Actually just turned 21(:
>>
>>683877558
Ghost
Machine Head
In flames
Children if bodom
Starset
>>
>>683889388
27
Scandinavian
Engineering of some kind
>>
>>683890326
same, I have a hard time finding any type of music that hits that radiohead sweet stop.
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