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Well, /b/ tonight's the night. I'm going to kill myself pretty soon and I thought I'd have some fun with it. Dubs decides what goes on my suicide note. Trips decides method. Please, make it as fun as you can for this oldfag.
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>>683867584
Well op try to make your last few moments here as amazing as possible. Maybe a livestream would work
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>>683868068
Maybe. I would just need to set it up.
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>>683868068
This
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>>683868333
Checked

Set it up its Showtime
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>>683868333
mfw op gets trips in a roll thread
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>>683867584
Whats with the banana Op?
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>>683867584
Livestream it. And make your death unique
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>>683868716
It's my last meal. Also, setting up stream right now; just need to hook up my crappy camera an set up an account on a streaming service. Link one of you know it please.
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Why are you doing this, OP?
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do you give a shit if your death is painful or not?
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Hey, at least you are not one of these retards that go into malls/schools and try to kill as many people as they can before shot by the police. These are real faggots, and you are not.
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>>683867584
Arron you need to chill
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And btw, do u have a family and kids? Don't do that if u still care about them. PLZ
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>>683869042
Your last meal is a naner? I would prefer a steak...and as for the live stream I dunno...im on my phone.
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>>683869192
Pretty basic bitch fed up with the world reasons. I just need a way out.

>683869224
Nope, as long as it's fun or interesting go for it.
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Before you do it, op... Watch Zootopia. Please.
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>>683867584
Ooooo A-a-ron shut yo ass up an go back to your hole
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Aaron relax

My captcha was ice cream!
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>>683869647

Please don't. Don't let this gay earth win.
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>>683867584
dont do it
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>>683870080
Think about your family! Don't do it, it's not worth it!
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Op ur done with life right? How about give it ONE more day. In that day, blow shit out of the water- have you ever been laid? Go out and get some. Have you ever been skydiving? Fucking do it! What's the worst that can happen? If u don't get laid, you'll kill yourself anyway. If u die in skydiving u get what u want, right?

Just gonna drop this here too

+18002738255
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Do it on stream
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>>683867584
Goodnight my sweet prince
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>>683870080
>>683870164
HEY!
don't ruin our fun...
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dont do it man. If your life really is terrible, move far a away and start anew No need to end it all
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>>683870270
How do you call driving someone who's suffering further to suicide fun?
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>>683867584
Just do it you fucking fag or drop the shit. Someone who really needs help and wants support just got over looked due to your stupid ass. If you're going to kill your self, just do it. If it were real it wouldn't be a show. Fucking dick
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>>683867584
post your dick or you dont mean it
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>>683870463
Cuz he is a fucking retard
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>>683867584
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
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>>683870463
cause im a angsty teenager who finds it fun to watch other people do stupid shit, even if that shit is suicide.
even better if I am directly involved.
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>>683870483
What the fuck are you talking about, no one is being over looked. This is OP's thread to kill himself in and you don't have to participate you niggerfaggot.

Newfags need to go away.
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>>683867584
Well... Bye..
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How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Also I love sucking cock
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OP didn't just decide to kill himself today. He's probably wanted to kill himself for most of his life.

OP, I wish you peace. In your note, tell them to make jokes at your funeral.
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>>683867584

Getting raped by niggers.
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>>683869042
Can use periscope?
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I wanna watch you die Aaron slowly an beautifully
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>>683868333
Trips must be true. Let's see it OP. Goodbye b/rother
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>dubs i like dick
>trips an hero
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>>683870788
Well, that's not very interesting but I guess it'll go in. Any other dubs will just get tacked on too I guess.
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>>683869671
Degenerates like you will be the cause of death you furry fuck
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If dubs, include this greentext in your note.
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>>683871114
trips ur a faggit an kill ur mum
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>>683871134
Memes killed me
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OP. Do not do it. At the very least, go to Mexico, get some fucking blow, then hire 10 hookers at once. Then see if you want to do it.
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Can you do it to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3Wu1ZE-Ns
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>>683868333
>links
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godspeed OP
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>>683871449
I mean, yeah. Definitely go do a bunch of drugs first. But still do it. Go get some H and float out on a cloud.
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>>683871449
You are a duesch
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>>683867584
Do a livestream on twitch then kill yourself
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See you on the other side, pal
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>>683871577
that would take too long, we wouldnt be able to do this tonight within a few hours.
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stream on twitch and halfway through pull out a gun/knife and end it
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>>683867584
don`t do it
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>>683871888
...
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>>683871449
Fucking newfags man, Srsly stop trying to ruin this thread
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>>683871888
Wat have you done
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Suicide is such a shit way out and it fucks with peoples minds too many unanswered questions. My bf huffed 3 cans of computer duster and died of sniff syndrome and I was the one who found him...I still am fucking mad bc suicide was his intention.
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>>683871888
What. Why do you do this to me?
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Set up a living will first?
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Just wait one more day! Life sucks but if you do it you will let the world win. If you must, do it with something that gives you time like try to OD or or do a rullet thing and if you live you live
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>>683871888
wait... he didn't specify what "it" was.
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Don't do it, Don't listen to all of these people, telling you to do it. Think about your family, friends, what it might drive them to do. If you care about them, shut your computer off and never come back to 4chan. It's for the best, and know, that there are people who care.
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>>683872458
dude if hes coming to 4chan for a suicide sendoff.
he has no friends.
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>>683872458
Fuck off faggot. What the hell happened to the edgy /b/ i knew and loved?
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>>683871888
>>683872458
>>683871449
>>683870273
>>683869398
I didn't know this was Reddit. OP just livestream this shit already, newfags fucked up this thread so much already
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Go down in 4 chin history

As our an hero
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>>683871745
Dang, b can get ya every now and then with the little things
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>>683869487
>>683870039
>>683870164
>>683870080
>>683870220
>>683870273
>>683870463
>>683872064
If anyone is being selfish and cruel it's you people trying to force OP to keep living in unhappiness and pain in this horrible uncaring world. Let him have peace
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Max out a ton of credit cards and enjoy ridiculous luxuries. Basically, destroy your credit first while doing all of the things you wanted to do before taking the easy way out.
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>>683872857
Glonk
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>>683872857
Exactly come on op livestream your an hero
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>>683869487
>>683870039
>>683870164
>>683870080
>>683870220
>>683870273
>>683870463
>>683872064
GO BACK TO REEDDIITT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>683872773
>>683872710
Good to see there are still some people left here who aren't fucking bleeding heart cum drinkers
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>>683872857
Ik. Just trying to make sure he don't ruin other's life in the process. If not, I suggest him to use CO2 cuz its painless.
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>>683868333
You got trips on your own trips thread. This either means the universe is telling you to abandon your plan, or the method is to be that you die by setting up a livestream video session. Do not ignore the universe. The universe does not want to absorb your soul yet. You will make the universe vomit, and that's always nasty as fuck. So keep that soul wrapped up tight inside your skin suit until it is ripe and tasty enough that the universe won't reject it.
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please haphazardly recreate the Björk stalker suicide.
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>>683869257
This happened in the town I used to live in not too long ago. Some crazy, depressed guy broke into a home, stabbed and killed an 80 year lady. Then he crashed into the mall, went inside and started stabbing people until he was shot and killed by police. It was fucking horrible to hear about.
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>>683871888
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Get drunk first, just not so drunk that you botch it.
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All you can eat buffet
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>>683870691
Roll
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>>683873146
Amen brother and amen! Can I get a reeeeee from the ladies now? And now from those of you in the back? It fills my heart with joy on this sacred day to hear so many loving voices reeeeee out together. Now if you'll join me for hymn number 362: "die normie scum"
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>>683872326
Mandatory when solo skydiving... Hint.
That's my end-game at least. Go out on an adrenaline high, slim pickens like
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>>683873202
>Caring about other people's lives
>discouraging legendary bread
>Not bumping ideas for an hero
You don't belong here friend
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Live stream it and set your house on fire
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As of op is even thinking of suicide. /b is dead. Fuck this place, I'm going back to /pol.
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if you dont periscope it you are a bitch that shouldnt even bother with a note. No one loves you enough to read it anyways
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Jimmy Buffet
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>>683873202
What about nuking the cube?
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>>683873668
Roll
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>>683871248
Roll
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Stick a Q-tip in your ear
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>>683867584
Set house on Fire livestream it, in it's entirety. ALSO UPDATE OP
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Rolling for method.

Instead of killing yourself right now, talk to someone. Ring a help line, explain to them what's going on and reach out to someone. Hell even talk to/b/ for the next few hours so you can rethink if you really have to do This or not.

I'm not telling you not to commit suicide, just to think about it for a bit.
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Are you an organ donor?
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>>683873202
True. You'll get short of breath, lightheaded and pass out. Pass out in just a few minutes. Takes a while for the co2 to build up to fatally toxic tho.
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>>683873912
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>>683872773
>>683873146
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>>683874041
.... It's as if you don't want to see an hero
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head on train track
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>>683874041
DO NOT, talk to /b/. Leave this site, leave it for good. Instead, talk to a family member, or friend. Look at all you have to live for. If there's nothing you think there is to live for. Think about people that live for you.
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>>683874069
If so, make sure they're useless just to create some irony for the situation
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>>683867584
Do it faggot
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>>683867584
If I dubs get, I want you to add this to your note:

> I have no intention of killing myself. I have a great life and I am really happy.

> If anything bad should happen to me, it's definitely murder.
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Put hand on balls. Eat whipped cream from tub. And live.
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>>683867584
Bait is so obvious... Newfags, and attention whores. 4chan is die.
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So is he streaming it?
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so... you there OP?
or did you already off your self.
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>>683874203
Nice reddit meme faggot
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>>683874305
shouldnt you be white knighting a club penguin lobby
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Clean your room first you degenerate.
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>>683873625
wtf happened to some epic shit like this?
gd newfags. most u fucks in this thread prob don't kno who moot is......
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>>683874305
Nigger, gtfo. Let me kill myself. Also I'm trying as hard as I can to get my camera to hook up, worst case scenario I'll have to use my webcam.
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>>683867584
Most Obvious b8 in the world. Still gets replies. 4chan is dead
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Don't commit suicide
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>>683872458
Fuck off coward
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No gun. Hammer.
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Put this on note

> The newfags made me do it
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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>>683874697
Sorry, typo. I meant please commit suicide.
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You gonna stream it or what?
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does anyone else smell that
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Are people here aware that they're taking pride in being spineless edgy teenagers?

I'm sure this is a troll post, but regardless, don't let these depressed and socially crippled dipshits convijce you to kill yourself.

Signed,
Someone who realizes people here use the word cuck to project their self loathing onto others.
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Oh, OP, I used to be a fireman. One day we had a call to this ladies house who tried to kill herself. Anyways, she like coated herself in something flammable or whatever then tried to set herself on fire. Her point of failure was that she held her breath so the flammable stuff didn't get inside her. Anyways, we get there to find her outside on her hands and knees still alive with large clumps of dead skin dropping and falling off her body. But she did die a couple days later
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>>683874798
I thought the Newfags were the ones "Stopping The Fun"
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>>683867584
wait the fuck up.
Is that a highpoint...? 50/50 chance to lose the hand instead.
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>>683874903
leave /b/ please
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>>683874808 Hell yeah
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>>683874372
rolling in the deeeee--eeeeeep
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>>683875017

I've been coming here for 10+ years but I appreciate the advice, 14 year old
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>>683875077
haha, it worked.... summoning the demon Adele is the way to do it, faggots!
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>>683875077
Winrar!
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Is there a stream?
When is the stream?
Where is the stream?
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>>683875170
if you have been here that long you wouldn't be apposing this faggot
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Thx for the b8, m8
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>>683874432
Nice butthurt reply. You fag lord of balls touching land.
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Dont fucking do it man. Its not worth it.
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>>683874906
The fire doesn't kill u...
lack of oxygen and shock usually put ya over the edge - best result from 60%+ 2nd-3rd body burn would be catatonia. pray to fuckin god u dont recover from shit like that
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>>683875396
You should kill yourself too.
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Maybe not such a quick death. But hire a hit man on yourself if you have the money and try your best to defend yourself
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>>683871248
Roll
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>>683874766
Winrar
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>>683874903
>think that people who are different from you just hate themselves and are being edgy
>Be a sheltered kid
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>>683875565
roll
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shoot your testicles off first then your brains, that way if you fail, you can't spread your cancerous genes.
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>>683874177
Burning coal inside a concealed space is a good choice. Or use gas (the one you use to cook food) One downside of this is he need to be really cautious not to ignite it. If he does so, he will not only fail to suicide, but also live in pain for the rest of his life (physical pain)
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>>683875290
*opposing
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Take up smoking
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Yall all failed the Newfag Test
>No timestamp
>2007 camera quality
>Old Pasta
>No Updates
>OP probably isn't even in his own thread anymore
>Obvious Bait
Yet you retards still reply, and half of you don't even support an hero. You all have autism and this thread is cancer. /b/ is dead because of people like you in this thread
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>>683875462
All I know is that she didn't burn her insides and if she had shed have been dead before we got there
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Best way to end your life is by living it. Give it some more time man, you never know what could happen
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>>683867584
i remember this gif
he fucking sits there for 3 minutes and cries
dosnt even kill himself
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>>683875620
Painless
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>>683875565
Shit i think ill do this when i'm ready to die
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>>683875848
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Eat McDonald's everyday for every meal.
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>>683875848
its summer
welcome to 4chan
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>>683875848
I know you're right. I really do. It's just that these nights of boredom have an effect on me and this threat is pretty entertaining.
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Use that banana somehow.
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>>683875848
thx anon
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>>683867584
Dont listen the newfags /b/ro just stream it and give us a good video to been remmembered for many years
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>>683875790
i hurd the coal bit doesn't work anymore. something about mixed chems on the bricks. Propane will do it, but it's mixed with bitters so u'll fuckin know that taste on ur pallet real good
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>>683872052
Awesome. He set up a loop. The method is to not do it, meaning OP has to wait to die like everyone else. It's brilliant.
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>>683875854
Anon is right. You never know. Life could get a lot worse. And you wouldn't want to miss that would you?
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>>683876228
Up his anus lolol
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Dear Bernie, I sent you money but you still ain't winning
I left my card, my paypal, and my bank account at the bottom
I sent two checks back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with your website or something
Sometimes I scribble amounts too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your campaign?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a step father
If she has a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bernetta
I read about the superdelegates, too, I'm sorry
I heard that Jeb killed himself over some GOP who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit "We Shall Overcome"
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with MLK, too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, best of luck
This is cuck
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>>683875639
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>>683873695
what anime is that
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OP IF YOURE SERIOUSLY GONNA DO IT LOAD YOUR VISA WITH WHORES AND DONT GET PROTECTED. LIVE LIKE A KING FOR A MONTH :D
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>>683873611
nobody noticed, but this has to go on the note!!!
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>>683875851
u cant hold ur breath when ur burning alive... you scream and when you inhale, you pretty much weld ur fuckin trachea shut. fuckin made-up that part of the story
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>>683876387
That's the happy fuckin kinda thinking anon spreads that i miss the most
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>>683876488
That's hinata so it's probably naruto or something
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>>683876894
You fucking moron. Read the post again. Whenever she put the flammable liquid or gas or whatever, she didn't put it inside her so her insides didn't really get burned. Even I could tell what he meant
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>>683877114
Glad I could provide that for you. May your life be filled with shit, failure, tragedy, and depression anon
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>>683876092
To make it ironic, suicide by Happy Meal
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>>683877827
In the living room
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>>683877381


WRONG


Kill yourself virgin
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Dip
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>>683877979
hahaha.... well played anon, well played.
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>>683876488
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serial_Experiments_Lain
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Shit dude I feel like killing myself too if you stream tonight. Ill stream tomorrow a 4chan double feature
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>>683875854
When did /b/ become fucking suicide hotline call. this thing has gone to shit on a whole new level. you tumblr-feeding, reddit-licking shit-eating melodrama cucks have ruined this board.
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>>683877768
Here's the thing.... if your life gets worse, you can then reminisce in "happy" memories about the shit you're dealing with right now, never forgetting that things could get even worse, and thus you could experience nostalgia for that.

Like kinda:

> Oh noes! I has two turds on my face!

>Damn! Remember the good old days when I only had one turd on my face?!

> Shit yeah, that was awesome. Oh, but what about when life was so good, all I had to worry about was that Dirty Sanchez?!
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What is the point in dying?
What is the point in living is a much easier question as the answer is what you decide it to be. Death, however, is unknown.

This world might be all we perceive ever, and even pain is better than infinite nothing which we can't even comprehend.
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>>683879198
>>683879198
"Haha man, life sure is worth living, I used to have only one leg. Now I have none! I definitely want to keep living!"
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>>683879373
Oh my fucking allah. Gtfo tumblr page of inspirational quotes and pictures of nature
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Kids in Africa could've ate that body tho
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>>683879458
You've still got arms, though. You can masturbate, give people the finger, throw a frisbee, use a remote control, describe the fish that got away, air-paint the curves of a sexy lady for people so they know how fucking hot she was, all those fun things.
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>>683867584
If you were actually going to do it then you wouldn't make a thread you attention seeking faggot

so you should prolly just do it anyway because earth is overpopulated, humanity is cancer and the last thing we need is more sadbrained losers shitting up the gene pool
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>>683879908
"Oh, now I've lost my arms as well and my brain has deteriorated to the point where it's hard to even form sentences and everyone looks at me like a freak! Boy life is grand!"
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>>683867584
>>683868068
>>683868333
Livestream your suicide too, I wanna watch.
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>>683867584
Here is the trips you've all been waiting for.

> Buy ticket to Saudi Arabia
> Go to Mecca
> Shout out "Yahweh Akbhar!"
> Kaboom
> Cause major epic war
> ???
> ???
> Prophet
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>>683867584
Blow the fucking banks
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>>683880087
Hey, you can still blink, so it could be worse. Blink morse code messages to a sexy nurse who will transcribe your 4chan posts for you. Your voice shall remain heard, even in your vegetism. It can always be worse!
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>>683880039
Other people have done it
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>>683876502
why did you download the same pic twice?
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>>683880665
>>683880665
It can always be worse is no reason to be happy
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>>683874766
Brutal
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>>683871745
Heil Hitler Cat
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If dubs you live and go buy a hooker tomorrow.
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>>683880878

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And...
Always look on the bright side
of life...

Always look on the right side
of life...

C'mon Brian, cheer up
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If dubs you don't kill yourself and dedicatr your life to the betterment of humanity
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Is this happening or nah? If you're set on doing it then let's get this show on the road
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>>683881595
what if the hooker just looks at you pityingly and says:

> Ya know, if I was you, I'd just kill myself
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Rolling to make op live the rest of his pitiful natural existance
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Ayyyyyyyy where dat live stream at
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>>683867584
Go to a KKK meeting and yell out "Trayvon didn do nuffin"
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if dubs op doesnt do it
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>>683867584
You're not getting out of here until you've served every last minute of your sentence. If you try to escape, we will hunt you down, even to the very depths of Hell, and bring you back, where you'll be given extra punishment. Reincarnation, motherfucker.
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>>683883175
Or go to a BLM rally and say "trayvon did sumthn"
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>>683883175
Rolling for this shit.
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Jesus Christ what the fuck is with all the knights in shining armor in this thread. It's clear he's going to kill himself whether you like it or not, at least help him do something funny with his final note.
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>>683883627
Trayvon fucked my ass. Still hurts. Dude was hung before he was shot.
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>>683872433
Dubs found a hole!
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Wow, you must be new.
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>>683879197
>Being this triggered
I'd rather watch you kill yourself
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>>683884332
Grampa, you forgot to take your meds again.
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