Yes I'll accept for this occasion
Here's the win
A man went to a brothel and asked to have a negro girl. he went in the room,payed his £30 and asked her to strip and open her legs as wide as she could.so she does just that,the he said ," thank you, very much ." and started for the door to go.
she said ,"hey you just paid £30, do you not want to have sex." he replied," no thanks i`m a happily married man." she said, "but i don`t understand ,but why?
" oh well you see i have a black leather sofa at home and my wife wants to buy some very expensive pink cushions and i just wanted to know if they would go well with the black sofa,thanks, they certainly will."
Oh my god OP you could legit be getting pussy but you keep sending the autistic rolls
I bet you're a virgin too which makes this more pathetic that you're squandering it on /b/
Btw if this is dubs
"Lol just kidding I'm gay... And you're ugly"
OP, you're living life dangerously with that battery life
This has to be fake. No one is this retarded. This girl want's to fuck, and this dude is just copying messages from strangers still.
It's either fake, or the dude is fully autistic.
THE FUHRER CAN'T BE STOPPED
Everything I said about you being hot was actually my blind brother who stole my phone and texted you through text to speech. I take that all back. Unless you have a feminine penis, which I will gladly take in my butthole.
OH shit! Good on you, OP!
>Name be Travis
>Cousin be Allison
>I fucked my cousin
send this pic and ask "how big are your vagina lips?"
This chick is wierd or lonely as fuck if you can say all this shit and still really wants to fuck
Also if dubs say "only if I get to suck your thick cock" and then "oops sorry wrong number"
Dubs and trips
First message: "Yeah I know, Allison won't open her legs for me but [girl you both know] has been so I'm getting mine"
Second one shortly after: "Um sorry that was meant for someone else. Disregard hon! :)"
I'm choosing head over you jewniggers haha have fun NEETfags
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nigger you think everything is fake and gay, have a little sense of wonder