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Hi guys this is OP from earlier phone died.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Hi guys this is OP from earlier phone died.
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>>683860111
I got a lorum today
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"time/place?"
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>>683860111
wtf is this cancer
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>>683860111
My black friends want to see your tits.
>check'd
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>>683860888
checked
>>683860869
is 69 a winrar?
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>>683860917
rolling
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>>683860917
Self roll
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>>683860869
Roll
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>>683860869
Rollimg
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>>683860917
roll
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>>683860987
Yes I'll accept for this occasion
Here's the win
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>>683860869
r0ll
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>683861523
.
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>>683861409
Show me your titties!
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>>683861409
I'm saying that I want to fuck you brainless, you're hot as fuck and we should really meet up
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>>683861523
Roll
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>>683861821
roll
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>>683861523
Re roll
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>>683861821
Roll
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>>683861821
Rolling
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>>683861821
Rolling
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>>683861887
because i just want some o' dem tittays
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>>683861887
And you said "suck my vagina" so when we doin this girl send some nudez ayyyyy
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>>683861821
roll
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>>683861821
Reroll
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>>683862094
Roll
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>>683861523
Reroll
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>>683861821
rolll
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>>683861821
Roll
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>>683861523

Reroll
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>>683862233
Winrar
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>>683862233
Win
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>>683862233
Winrar
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>>683862355
This is second winrar. Just send the word winrar.
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>>683862233
Perfect timing for this win too
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For real though, I'm gay as a bag of butterflies. You're the only person I've told.
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A man went to a brothel and asked to have a negro girl. he went in the room,payed his £30 and asked her to strip and open her legs as wide as she could.so she does just that,the he said ," thank you, very much ." and started for the door to go.
she said ,"hey you just paid £30, do you not want to have sex." he replied," no thanks i`m a happily married man." she said, "but i don`t understand ,but why?
" oh well you see i have a black leather sofa at home and my wife wants to buy some very expensive pink cushions and i just wanted to know if they would go well with the black sofa,thanks, they certainly will."
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Wanna compare nudes? Your dick for mine?
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>>683860111
I just need to have a black cock in my ear sometimes. Which is why i never listen to you, cause your voice hurts even more than that.
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>>683862476
Kek
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>>683861523
Rolling for this dude.
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>>683862459
Roll
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Is op a faggot?!
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>>683863066
check em
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>>683863066
Don't be a autistic faggot and go fuck this girl.
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>>683863066
Jesus fucking Christ charge your phone.
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Winrar. Close the fucking ideal.
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>>683863066
Yes, we can stay at mine and chill in my room. maybe 1 thing will lead to another ;)
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>>683863066

I think your dubs are an auto "yes"
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>>683863066

As serious as I am about seeing your tits right now and cumming all over them.
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>>683863307
rooll
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>>683863307
get OP fucked
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>>683863392
Roll
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>>683863392
Roll
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>>683863307
Dis shit
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>>683863307
Rolling
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send me a picture of what i am in for
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>>683863611
>>683863588
Double winrar
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>>683863307
Roll
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>>683863392
Roll
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>>683863588
>>683863611

Double winrar!
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>>683863588
>>683863611

double win
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Fuck yes
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>>683863307
This
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>>683864033

Checked.
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GO FUCK THIS BITCH OP !!
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i hope you like fisting, here comes the forearm train
Chooo Chooo
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"I've wanted to fuck you for a long time. How about tonight?"

Rolling for that^

As a side note, man, the /b/ros are out in full force tonight! Lets get this autistic faggot OP laid!
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>>683864033
I win
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Bruh.
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>>683863392
Rollarino
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>>683864244
stop being a fucking dumbass.
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FUCK THE JEWS
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>>683864244
Op, get off /b/ and go fuck this bitch, now!

Also, check'd
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>>683864244
WinRAR is a trialware file archiver and compressor utility for Windows. It can create archives in RAR or ZIP file formats, and unpack numerous archive file formats.
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Book me in for a rimjob baby
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>>683864244
Hoelw can you be this tupid, you don't deserve to fuck any girl. Get out of >>683860111

Rolling for this, NOW
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But seriously, I've wanted to get with you for a long time. Does tonight work for you?
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nudes now, i cant just sit here masturbating forever
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>>683864458
Roll
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>>683864449
Just say yes
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>>683864449

Fuck yeah, I'm coming over. You busy?
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>>683864449
Hell yeah!
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>>683864519
Roll
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Send dick pic!
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>>683864449
as soon as i see you naked
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Show me what to I have to look forward to
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>>683864449
Fake as fuck.
> TFW as carrier
Kill yourself op
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>>683864562
Rolls
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I really do.
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>>683864519
Roll
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>>683864449
Yes, thats what i've been saying fir tge last 20 minutes.
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>>683864449
You're goddamn right I do.
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>>683864449
hey hey faggot charge the phone
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>>683864449
nah you're too fat
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>>683864616
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>>683864562

reroll. go get it done OP
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>>683864664
Rolld
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>>683864449
Just say fuck yes
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>>683864449
You fuckin' know it
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show tits
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>>683864693
this.

charge the fucking phone
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>>683864449
yep-a-roni-roo! bend over and show me your vagoo ;)
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>>683864449
I'm going to cream in your gaping asshole
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>>683864664
Reroll
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>>683864733
check'd
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>>683864449
Yes, ofc i do. I would push your face into a pillow while I ruin your pussy from behind. I'll make your toes curl
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"No!! You fucking Landwhale"
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>OP is Travis Bickle
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>>683864733
Winrar
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>>683864733
Winrar!
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>>683864652
http://smartphonematters.com/why-does-my-straight-talk-and-net10-iphone-show-tfw-instead-of-home/
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>>683864664
Roll
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DONT COME BACK TRAVIS GO GET LAID
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>>683864652
You do know TFW shows up as default on a few straight talk devices as well, right?
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>>683864449
No nvm. I have autismo hehe
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>>683864401
reroll
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>>683864733

Winrar
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>>683864812
Dis
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Think you can send me some pics? ;)
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>>683864806
It means TracFone Wireless
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>>683865212
Op is a fucking retard. kys
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>>683864806

http://www.shareyourrepair.com/2014/01/what-does-carrier-tfw-stand-for.html
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>>683865212
Oh my god OP you could legit be getting pussy but you keep sending the autistic rolls
I bet you're a virgin too which makes this more pathetic that you're squandering it on /b/
Btw if this is dubs
"Lol just kidding I'm gay... And you're ugly"
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>>683865212

Seriously though, sorry bout all this, I really just want to come over ASAP, but we should start out with anal
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>>683865212
just send me nudes so I can cum yo fucking whore
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>>683865212
I want to have sex with you while we listen to a dramatic reading of Mein Kampf by our Lord and Savior Adolf Hitler.
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>>683865249
Oh shit waddup
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>>683865212
This has to be fake. No one is this retarded. This girl want's to fuck, and this dude is just copying messages from strangers still.

It's either fake, or the dude is fully autistic.
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>>683865433
ahahahaha
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>>683865477

Fuck you, OP was so close.
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>>683865212
YA BLEW IT!
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>>683865433
lololololol
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>>683865433
lol
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>>683865477

YEEEEEEEEEES. HEIL HITLER!
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>>683865433
winrar
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>>683865477
noice
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Fuck, guys. We could've made /b/ history today and got this autistic fuck the first and only pussy he'd ever experience.

Then y'all gotta fuck it up.

feelsbadman
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>>683865489

I'm actually a fuckin normie on this site called 4chan, OP is a fag! Daaaattt boooiii!!
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>>683865855
>>683865866
rip op
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>>683865887
stfu newfag
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sure smells like summer in here
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>>683865975
stfu newfag
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>>683865477
>>683865866

THE FUHRER CAN'T BE STOPPED
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>>683865888
CHEK EM
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>>683866160
kill yourself faggot
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Sorry, that wasn't me, my retarded brother took my phone!
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Don't give a fuck, she can't fuck until marriage
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>>683866214
kill yourself faggot
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>>683866200
Checked
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>>683865888
>>683866055

Check'd
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>>683866251
Put your phone on a charger
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Everything I said about you being hot was actually my blind brother who stole my phone and texted you through text to speech. I take that all back. Unless you have a feminine penis, which I will gladly take in my butthole.
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>>683865888
>>683866055
>>683866200

Trips
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>>683866251
Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>683866251
OP, it's the religious ones which give the best head. You fucked up!
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>>683866055
Checked. This
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>>683866251
You're not even doing the funny ones but you put shit like "roll"
OP is a faggot finally confirmed
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>>683866390
rolling
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>>683866385
it is
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>>683866444
Checked
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>>683866444
CHECK'D
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>>683866390
roll
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I live in a constant state of fear amd misery
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>>683866251
Dumbass
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>>683866666
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>>683866390
rolling
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>>683866666
>>683866666
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>>683866676
>>683866649
U guys suck
>>683866666
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Kill yourself stupid faggot
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>>683865888
>>683866055
>>683866200
>>683866444

Chalked
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Black people, or niggers as I like to call them, are not really people. At best, they are mentally-challenged apes.
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>>683866877
lol
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>>683866959
reroll :3
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>>683866959
Rolling
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Haha laugh it up faggots.
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>>683867156
yeah baby can you send me tits, please?
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>>683867156
Yes I am. Send a pic of your tits.
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>>683867269

reroll
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>>683867156
My cock is like a diamond right now
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>>683867156
OH shit! Good on you, OP!

Get ittttttt
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>>683867156
I once killed a nigger. I feel no remorse.
And yea, we can make out tomorrow.
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>>683867156
I mean, I'm always horny. Why wait til tomorrow? Lets just do it.
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>>683867355
>>683867311
winrar
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>>683867156
I want to cum on dem tities. But with a bag over your ugly ass face.
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>>683867416
roll
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>>683867495
reroll
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>>683867311
win
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MODS UNDERAGE B&&&
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why arnt u not the fugg ???
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OP at least give face pic to see what we're dealing with here
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>>683867652
this
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>>683867156
I"m betting this is OP and his gay ass male friend texting.
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>>683867652
We just want tits. Why ruin the fantasy
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>>683867731
op and his second phone being gay
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>Name be Travis
>Cousin be Allison
>I fucked my cousin
>mfw
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>>683867652
Don't do this. These faggots will reverse search it and tell her about this thread.

Think of the pussy.
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send this pic and ask "how big are your vagina lips?"
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>>683867768
stfu loser
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>>683867156
Yes I am
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>>683867868
roll
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>>683867156
This chick is wierd or lonely as fuck if you can say all this shit and still really wants to fuck

Also if dubs say "only if I get to suck your thick cock" and then "oops sorry wrong number"
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>>683867731
OP and a burner phone.
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>>683867868
rolling
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>>683867868
Would suck/10
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>>683867868
do this
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just send a pic of your tits im horny
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>>683864401
Roll
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>>683867855
check'd
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>>683868002
Op stop ignoring dubs you fucking faggot.
>>683867311
>>683867355
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>>683868002
My heart belongs to Hitler, baby. Sorry <3
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>>683868002
she be lonely AF
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>>683867868
pls this
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>>683868056
roll
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>>683868002
Why do I feel like this shit is super fake
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>>683863066
so fake

chacked
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>>683868130
ROLL
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>>683868002
damn it so no threesomes? i wanted the chance to see johns dick =(
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Allison is a nigger
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ANON STOP BEING AN AUTIST NOW
THE GETS MUST STOP
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>>683868165
because it is. OP wont ask for tits because hes actually a guy and doesnt have tits. Fuck this cancer.
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>>683868165
Because it is.
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>>683868002
Lol is she trying to match your weirdness?
Also, I don't believe you'd really do this with those emojis by her name if it was real
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>>683868249
rol
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>>683868002
Killshot
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>>683868126
this.
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>>683868130
>>683868233
CONFIRMED
14/88 SIEG HEIL
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>>683868002
"Show then beautiful titties or I will off myself"
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>>683868165
it is
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Do you ever use Reddit, 9gag, or Tumblr, too?
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ITT: Newfag summer cancer who don't realize OP is skipping dub responses he doesn't like, so your roll doesn't matter.
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>>683868552
lol
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>>683868480
Reroll
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>>683868056
Roll
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>>683867855
>>683867355
>>683867311
>>683866877
>>683866444

QUIT BEING A FUCKING FAG OP
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>>683868678
see
>>683868552
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"Hey gurl,is tonight up?"
"Oooooh shit,ignore last message"
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I'm done with this, gonna get my dick sucked.
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>>683868552
I noticed... But I'm still newfag summer cancer.
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>>683868788
WINRARRR
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>>683868056
rollrolllrollroll
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>>683868733
Winn
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>>683868813
kill yourself.
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>>683868002
send dubs posts you cock sucking faggot
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>>683868788
I lol'd
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>>683868939
Enjoy the summer faggot!
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Tits bby
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>>683869058
Bitc ass nigga
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Inb4 OP doesn't want to share this bitches tits with us.
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Can you call me on 9,8,5 6,5,5 2,5,0,0?
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>>683869236
Pony boy faggot
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>>683869353
Trap sucking dick faggot
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Show me them baps Daddy-O
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>>683868791
good on you OP
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Too much cancer on /b/ for this early into summer. Going to be a bad year.
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>>683869450
Yum
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First message: "Yeah I know, Allison won't open her legs for me but [girl you both know] has been so I'm getting mine"

Second one shortly after: "Um sorry that was meant for someone else. Disregard hon! :)"
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is OP kill?
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I'm choosing head over you jewniggers haha have fun NEETfags
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>>683869824
this
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>>683869889
thread is kill.
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>>683869923
You can't spell success without succ op
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I'm a kiddy diddler.
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>>683870141
more?
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>>683866251
You dumb fuck she could eat the forbidden fruit
Guys I found OP
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>>683870497
This
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OP is fake and gay
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bump pls
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>>683872746
Nigger you think everything is fake and gay, have a little sense of wonder
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>>683874500
FUCK NOW WE HAVE THIS CAUSE THAT ONE GUY WAS BEIN A FAGGOT
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>>683874688
WHAT IS WITH ME AND GET
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