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We come up with super powers and anons limit them.

I'll start: I can turn into a plane.
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You can't crash into things
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>>683860098
>You have no landing gears.
I have the ability to alter memories.
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>>683861210
You're blind
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>>683861210
except any to do with yourself

i can pull anything of any size from my pockets
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>>683862084
You have to shove anything you pull out of ur pocket up ur ass
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I can breathe fire
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>>683862423
You can't burn anything.

I can run fast enough to break the sound barrier
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>>683862423
It fucking hurts.

I can spit acid.
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>>683862423
You aren't flame retardant
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>>683862822
It breaks your legs each use.

I can fart sonic booms
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>>683860098
I can turn into OP
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>>683862822
You can't stop running.

I can turn invisible.
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>>683862920
You crap your pants each time
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>>683862423
everytime you breathe you breathe fire with a high risk of burning yourself in the process.

I can control time and space.
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>>683862920
The scent covers a spread of many miles, at least 50-100. It also could possibly rupture your anus
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>>683863115
Your neil degreaser tyson

I can orgasm anytime
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>>683863115
Whatever you change in the past is permanent, and can't be changed by going back and stopping yourself from changing said thing.
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I can freeze time and move freely for a while
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>>683863272
You bleed instead of cumming.
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>>683863272
Everytime you do, your genitals shrink until they stop existing. Also when they're gone your orgasms are gone.
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I have a giant cock
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>>683863272
But you have to think of giving a donkey oral in order to do it.
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>>683863363
You get defeated by Jotaro, who also can do that.
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>>68386354
For an Asian
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>>683863363
only for as long as you can hold your breath
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>>683863363
You can't commit a crime.

I can teleport.
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>>683863541
You have a small everything else
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>>683863541
but you are only 3/5 of a person
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>>683863115
But you suffer from vertigo and having no sense of sight.
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>>683863017
Photons can't reach your retina anymore, so you're as blind as Anne Frank
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>>683863541
You can only fuck other planets
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>>683861210
You cannot remember how to do it
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i have all powers ever conceived
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>>683863711
unstable teleportation may occur, resulting in the loss of structural integrity of your body's molecules.
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>>683863711
Only teleport while underwater to another underwater location.
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>>683863701
oooh man, brutal

>>683863711
fair enough
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I can turn invisible
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>>683863363
>You age twice as fast when time is frozen.
I can read other people's thoughts
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>>683863860
Your the greased up deaf guy from family guy
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>>683863759
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>>683863860
They all cancel each other out and you die trying to maintain them all.
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I can harness the power of lightning and electricity, conjuring it into weapons and items, or hurling it like Zeus
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>>683863860
You can't control any of them, they turn on and off at random.
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>>683863919
only while your fapping
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>>683863860
when you use one, the others get insanely jealous, play with your emotions, nag at you and bring you to powers counseling twice a month
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>>683863955
Your head gets bigger each time you read someone's mind.
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I always get trips or higher
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I can fuck any girl I want to concentualy without getting in trouble or catching stds
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>>683863955
They can read yours.
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>>683862839
You melt your mouth every time you spit it

I can breath under water
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>>683864148
>>683863955
WELL FUCKING DONE M8
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>>683864088
You have seizures because of the strain on your nervous system
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>>683863919
You stay invisible forever once you turn.

I'm literally Batman
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>>683864136
nice
>>683863974
one of the powers would bypass that
>>683864092
>>683863991
well played
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>>683863541
But you're a nigger
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>>683864093
That's better, faggo
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>>683864292
Rachel died cuz of you
> RACHEL!
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>>683864093
No one can see my fapping and I can go into changing rooms. Worth
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>>683864265
Can't breath air
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>>683864206
every time you do you go perma-flaccid for a year
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>>683864088
you're very vulnerable to water, which can short you out.
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>>683864400
Good
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>>683864292
>You are literally a humanoid bat.

My dick can turn into an industrial drill.
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>>683863955
But you're a Nigger
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>>683864206
You have to remove one of your testicles each time.
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>>683864206
Coz you already have them all
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>>683864500
And that's a bad thing?

You have to plug it into a socket to charge it
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>>683864506
You are OK...
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>>683862423
You cant use your lungs
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>>683864412
Nice. Would still fuck Emma Watson
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>>683863860
The power to die any time you think about killing yourself creates a paradox because you also have the power of immortality. If you think about yourself dying, then time and space cave in around you and you cease to exist.
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>>683864500
sex is impossible as you kill your partner the moment it's in a orifice. Also masturbation destroys your hand.
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>>683863794
>>683863794
>you're as blind as Anne Frank
>blind
>Anne Frank

Wat
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>>683860098
9/11 bait (protip "nine out of eleven")
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Turn every person into the race they hate the most
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>>683864579
If I'm out of balls? Could get crazy money from epic pornos so I could just get pills and implants.
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>>683864805
You turn into a nigger
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>>683864740
Pretty sure he mixed up Hellen Keller with Anne Frank kek
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>>683864740
Do you even Clerks II bro
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>>683864805
Including yourself
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>>683864805
Everyone is black
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>>683864671
fuck, man
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>>683864880
see >>683864885
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>>683864805
Chaos everywhere. Wars, famine, disease, and you're in the middle of it all.
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>>683864805
Yourself included.
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I can cum at will, I can shoot as much cum as I like, and my orgasms are 100x better.
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>>683864996
Your semen expands in/on your partner, drowning them or making them explode. Also you have to clean that shit up.
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>>683864996
You have no legs.
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>>683864996
you cum lava which burns your dick off.
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I can read people's minds and Inception the shit outta them (basically Prof. X)
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The power to control the minds of women without them remembering they were ever under control.
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>>683864996
Your a pot belly pig
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>>683863711
only into bathrooms

i have super senses and reflexes
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I can use any weapon I touch perfectly.
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>>683864949
I'm mixed race of black, arab and white i don't mind any
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Anything I wish for happens It doesn't have to be verbal, I can just think of it and it happens.
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>>683865188
Already on this thread
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>>683865214
Your power is easily imitated with scopolamine.
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>>683865214
They turn into horn black men while controlled
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>>683865325
Constantly thinking of getting buttfucked by 3 black men on the kitchen counter
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>>683865325
Severe ADD and can't control your thoughts worth a fuck.
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>>683865307
Your a Indian (dots not feathers)
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>>683865214
Every time you do a fragrance will appear and stronger. Thr stronger it is, the easier women will break out of it.
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>>683865267

they stick to your hands
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>>683864996
can only get hard when eating out an obese guys ass
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>>683865325
you hear voices and have a over active imagination
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>>683865482
I already have ADD
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>>683865267
Can't use them to harm anyone.
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I am immune to drawbacks to powers
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>>683865640
You don't have powers
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>>683865640
No powers
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>>683865214
You have to pull your pants off and stand still the whole time with the condition of at least 4 people watching
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>>683865710
>>683865714
But I have the immunity
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>>683865640
you have no powers
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>>683865214
If you cum they wake up and remember everything.
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>>683865627
Defence at least, not entirely useless
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>>683862231
Kek
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>>683865833
He did get dubs...
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I am invincible
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>>683864996
You are a quadriplegic mexican
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>>683860098
You can only turn yourself into a plane with a gay orgy on board.
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>>683865833
and that it your only power; therefore you are immune to drawbacks on powers you dont have

gg shithead
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>>683865510
Thats actually pretty legit
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>>683865928
you are also a jew
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>>683862423
You have no mouth
>>683862839
You have no lips
>>683862920
You have ibs
>>683863017
But only from girls you like
>>683863272
You are now a girl, also a Nigger
>>683863363
You age faster as a result
>>683863541
It won first prize at the county fair but now won't stop cockadoodling at 5am every day
>>683863711
Have to teleport each atom one at a time, five second cool down between each cool down
>>683864088
Kratos kills you
>>683864206
As long as they're over the age of 75
>>683864292
The cheesy Adam west version. Also bernie Sanders won and now you're bankrupt
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>>683860098
towers are immune to you
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>>683865833
Literally nothing changes you just have the immunity to nonexistent drawbacks, wtf?
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>>683864996

every tim your dick rips a little every time you bust until it falls off
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>>683865928
you're Bruce Willis
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>>683860098
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
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>>683864924
Lol
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>>683865325
You're VERY suicidal, your thoughts flooded with you dying
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manipulation of gravity
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I have any negative aspect inflicted on me reversed. For example, something that would normally break my arm would instead strengthen it
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>>683862928
>your autism reaches new heights, far above OPs

reality warping, I guess?
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>>683866190
You are blind.
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I am a chamion of the gods

>super strength
>sexy
>Ambitious
>invincible
>Large penis
>Perfect form
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>>683866190
Only directly inverse or normal, aplies to the entire planet your on.
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>>683866190
You are now Pluto and no one cares.
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>>683865928
You are removed from the frame of our existence, your actions don't affect anything in our world and we can't see you. You can only watch us through you a 360 camera livestream on your iphone4
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>>683866203
Nothing either good or bad ever happens, your life remains stagnant until your death.
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>>683866203
You have to convince tumblr that it is a bad thing first.
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>>683866353
you can't spell for shit
no wait..
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>>683866203
Every time a negative aspect on you is reversed, it happens to a loved one instead.
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>>683862928
You're a faggot.
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>>683865928
, but you have an extra chromosome 21
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>>683866234
Can't warp it back.
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>>683866542
thanks
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>>683866190
It happens very slowly, allowing all lifeforms to adapt to it.
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>>683866353
You spend all your time on 4 chan instead of maintaining and now are a fat loser who used to be cool
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>>683866353
Your 5 inches tall.
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>>683866353
But only when you're asleep
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>>683866353
You are in the astral world and can't affect anything physically or be seen by normal eyes.
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>>683860098
Kill yourself, autistic edgy white faggot. Don't joke about 9/11, you autistic faggot no die.
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I can make eye contact with someone and they will have the most violent orgasm of their life
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If dubs I get to go super saiyan, but instead of getting super strong I get really fucking high
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>>683866353
have to convince people you exist to get your powers the more people that believe in you the stronger you get... but everyone thinks your just a gym junkie
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Have the power to make OP deliver.
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Insane healing factor, like James Howlett/Wolverine
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My body is wifi with 100mbps max
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>>683866777
Don't joke about autism, you neckbeard faggot. Edgy black kid.
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>>683866842
So do you.
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>>683866777
>being this much of a newfag

Wasted trips
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The ability to pin down and exterminate people who make tranny threads
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>>683866622
limit not make it useless
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>>683866869
I really wanted that one.
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>>683866842


Your eyes are on the bottom of your feet
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>>683866942
>you're a router with no consciousnesses
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I can seduce any woman I want
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>>683866842

Your eyes are on the bottom of your feet
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>>683867010
You shape shift into a trap to use your power.
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>>683867121
>its out of pity
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>>683867102


You run on electricity and need to be charged or youll die
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>>683866969
It's a fucking bait............unless............fuck...
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>>683866842
the effect is tripled for family members and animals

i can breathe under water and in space
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>>683866921
For 5 days, for every skin injury, the scar is a collection of hairy nipples
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>>683867121
you're gay
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>>683867121


You become a flaming homosexual
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>>683866921
You can only regenerate this
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>>683867121
You can seduce them into loving you but can't have sex
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>>683867301


can't breathe anywhere else
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>>683867316
>>683867328
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Im a Super Duper Motherfucking Ultra Mega Nigger
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>>683866842
It works on literally everyone including friends and family. This causes ur social life to decline as peoples genitals are sore from the sheer force and no longer want to look at you. Also works on ur reflection meaning mirrors or anything reflective will ruin your pants
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>>683867453


but whats your superpower
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>>683866942
The only unblocked site is lemonparty.org
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I can beat Koreans at Starcraft
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>>683867538
I win.
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I can build walls instantly
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>>683867675
You have no limbs and can't get prosthetic ones
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>>683863541
but it never gets hard.
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>>683867675
You are Korean
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>>683867221
Well fucking played lmao
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>>683867444
trips... cunt

>>683867453
you cant hold down a job to feed your 10 kids with down syndrome
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I can create clones of myself that obey my (the original host's) will
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>>683867806
Mexicans build them and end up on the other side at the end if the instant construction
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>>683860098
I can get high on command
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>>683867806
3ft range around yourself
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Dubs everytime
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I can make actual red pills and start distributing them to everyone in the world ultimately waking them up to overtake the jewish media and begin the exterminating the jews until there is no jew left
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>>683867806


You can't grow your own hair
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>>683867892
You experience everything the clones do. Including death.
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>>683867892
They eventually get confused about whos the original
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>>683867954
You literally get high. You begin to float and never come down
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>>683867892
they are all the worst part of your personality
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>>683867954
But your also a nigger
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>>683868044
You become a Jew
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>>683862231
Had me a giggle there m8
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>>683868044

You are a hamster
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>>683864506
i like you guy
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I can speak Spanish
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>>683867954
You can only have terrifying trips
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i can control animals
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I have the power of god, the creator of the universe.

Try me faggots
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The power to commit genocide at will.
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I can browse a YLYL thread without posting that stupid banana
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>>683868044
You cant download kung fu, so the first jew agent kills you easy
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binary fission via masturbation
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>>683868323
>disproved by atheism
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>>683862822
You are still bound by normal physics, so you dislocate your legs everytime you try
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I have the power to make Taylor Swift marry me
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>>683864671
You're already dead
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I can create and remove black holes whenever and wherever I so choose.
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>>683868345

You're ugly and uncharismatic, therefore you have no followers
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>>683868323
You cease to exist because god is a fairytale
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>>683862928
you literally cant stop sucking dick.. because you're OP
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>>683868345
Only works with women
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>>683868323
>youre imaginary
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>>683868323


>your chosen people eat pork and you cry
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>>683868389
You become the banana
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>>683867892
They are exactly like you but nigger skin
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>>683868459
I get to bang her whenever I want, and you have to watch helplessly.
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>>683868274
But your delivery is so mangled, it sounds like french
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I have the power to turn lesbians straight.
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You have the power to summon Billy Mays to convince or shittalk someone in his pitch style. It realistically insults/convinces them, not 100% of course
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>>683868459
She isnt obligated to stay, ensuring you are the subject of her next song
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>>683868691
Orale wey calmate
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>>683868345except you have to wait for it to happen which can take centuries
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>>683868688
> implying Taylor would ever touch you
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>>683868708
But you become a lesbian
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>>683860098
But every time you take off a world trade center immediately crashes into you.
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>>683868688
>implying the poster isn't already a cuck
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>>683868708
You gain an extra penis on your forehead each time you use this poewr
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>>683868708


You have no sexual organs
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I have the power to make 4chan great again
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>>683868511
Everytime you do, you must sacrifice 1% of your neural connections
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>>683868708
none of them will fuck you
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Inspector Gadget hands
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>>683868884
>>683868888
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>>683868582
Feminists.
Would also still be able to get rid of certain cultures because they would have none of their own to breed with. This is not a bad limitation.
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Regeneration powered by sheer will
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>>683868708
The closeted ones switch to their inverse which are straight people who pretend to be gay
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I can turn water into wine
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I can have aimbot in real life
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>>683868879
Moot dies
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>>683868879
everyone thinks you're a faggot
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>>683869038
you can't wear a fedora
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>>683868708
only ugly lesbians are effected

i become the master of all martial arts known to man
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>>683869038
You are banned from existence

>>683869028
Jews go horny for you
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>>683869007
If you get knocked out you can't will your regeneration lol
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>>683866777
I'm so sorry anon I thought everyone thought it was funny my biggest apologys "signed libtardfag420"
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>>683868438
>>683868551
>>683868596
>disapproving anything in science
>even your hero Dawkins is an agnostic because of this
>I win

Stay fedora faggots
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I have the power to turn any object into solid gold bars
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>>683869007

You grow back twice as much as whatever you lost
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>>683869028
Only in people
>Humans are 70% water
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I can command people to sharpie in pooper
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>>683864190
You can never do it on /b/
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>>683868879
They give credit to the false person and you're forever cast into the shadows plotting to make 4chan shit again
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i can travel through time
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>>683868610
>feels bad man
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>>683869340
But you age
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>>683869185

You need 1 nature rune and 3 fire runes but will never make a profit
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>>683869299
Nice plot hole
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>>683869143
You have to abide by the strict lifestyle choices implemented by each one traditionally, simultaneously. You turn into a super nun essentially
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>>683869185
No bouncers will ever let you in, EVER
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>>683869185
Only reproduction organs
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>>683869185
only on touch and its permanently on
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>>683869362
dam fuck you i dont wannt age haha
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I never die so long as there is at least one another human alive on earth.
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>>683869279
NOONE GIVES A FUCK
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>>683869279
They are commanded but not brainwashed and file rape charges
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>>683863701
Guldo man
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>>683869497
You still age. You'll be a raisin
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>>683869497
every single scratch or hit you receive you will feel forever so basically you will be walking the earth in pain forever
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>>683869497
You live in Pluto
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>>683869497
You can never have sex though until you're with that last person though.
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>>683869497
Then Majin Buu destroys the earth
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I can turn faggots into skeles
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>>683869497
Turn into fish to activate
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I have the power to commit suicide
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my arsehole is a mega pocket and can expand to put anything in and pull anything from it ( and it doesnt hurt me )
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>>683869807
fag
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>>683869791
You are a faggot
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>>683869864
Chris Hansen is always coming out to eat
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>>683869823
But you don't stay dead
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>>683869917
you're
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>>683869823
You're a qaudriplegic nigger with down syndrome
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>>683869823
you wake up after dying every time to the same day you died
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>>683862839
It's LSD
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>>683860098
the ability to permanently steal others powers and use them
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>>683869823
your loved ones die too
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>>683870154
But you're a nigger
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>>683870154
Nobody has any powers
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I can sexually attract any woman or man to sleep with me.
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>>683870154
You have all the limitations and drawbacks of the powers as well.
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I have the ability to make every ISIS member shoot themselves in the head
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>>683869807

Fag
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>>683870154
only for 30 seconds at a time
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>>683870253
But you have to fuck animals for it to work
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>>683860098

I'm Caucasian
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>>683870305
You become and ISIS member
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>>683870253
But only in the literal sense of sleeping next to you.
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>>683870253
But you are only attracted to elderly men
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I can defeat Croatian ustases and also remove kebab for greater serbia
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>>683870427
Well.. For the sake of taking them out ill do this!
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>>683870253

but you have no interest in sex
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>>683870364
I'm okay with this.
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>>683870423

but you're a nigger
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>>683870488
You say something someone gives a fuck about next time
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>>683870488

but you're Serbian
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>>683869864
you must always have lube at all times and a giant buttplug
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I have the power to change genders
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>>683870476
Gonna feel the Bern, if you know what I mean.
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>>683870718
And stay ugly as fuck either way
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I have the power to make nations great again. I can build walls and remove corruption using my mind.
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>>683870715
your anus is the diameter of a dime
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>>683870766
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>>683870718

but you live in North Carolina
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>>683870488
Shut up Dima
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I'm invisible to all cops.
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I can do math in my head
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>>683863759
tip top fucking kek
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>>683870718
power becomes null and void if you become pregnant and you stay as your original gender
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>>683870978

but your gay
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>>683870974
But not to vigilanties and SJWs
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I can drink bleach
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>>683870974
Can never do anything illegal
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>>683870861
Your iraqi and can't get into a seat of power
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I can ejaculate whenever and wherever I want
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>>683871188
but you die lol
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>>683870978
its always wrong

i can speak every language fluently
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>>683864206
You're gay
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you can infinitely produce one food item of your choice
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