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Rich fag here I'm willing to donate a little money to people who need it, you have to do things for the money though. Sharpie in pooper get you 20 dollars if you roll trips with paypal I'll send you 10 dollars. We can talk in thread if you need cash and wanna do something for it dubs do nothing
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I need cash
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>>683860020
What you willing to do? You a female?
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I 100% actually need cash
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Nah im a male
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>>683860248
Nigga your gonna have to do something not freely giving it away
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If I roll dubs you just give cash?
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Well I'm a male. What do you want me to do for cash.
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>>683860299
What's you willing to do and for how much? If you put shit in your hands I'm willing to give 15-20 dollars lol
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>>683860361
You need trips for cash dubs do nothing
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>>683860489
Idk fam sharpie in pooper?
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>>683860497
Wait, I just need to shit in my hand and you'll give me 20 dollars? will deliver
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Selling my lewds and myself if you're nearby.
Thin cute white male, shaved, predominately bottom but can top. Disease free and 5.5 inch uncut cock.
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>>683860656
Really gimme paypal and I'll wait?
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[email protected]
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>>683860741
Reroll
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>>683860656
Gimme PayPal with that time stamp shit on hand pic
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>>683860809
Reroll
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>>683860741
Last reroll
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Rolllll
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[email protected]
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>>683860741
1 more
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>>683860741
1 more>>683860741
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>>683860950
Reroll
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>>683860954
I'll basically do anything
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>>683860741
1 more>>683860741

Reeeeroll
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>>683861035
Reroll
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If I put a sharpie on my asshole, you give me $20?
That's fucking easy as fuck :)
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[email protected]
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>>683861124
Yeah I need to time stamp though
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>>683860713
I shat like 3 hours ago, that'll take too long, I'm sorry op, I was just testing you, although I must admit I really considered doing that, and I don't even need the money.
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[email protected]
I have $0.09 in my checking and $2 in savings
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[email protected] reroll
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>>683861121
Reroll
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>>683859736

>FBI makes obvious bait thread
>newfags post expecting free money
>FBI records all the e-mail addresses and keeps on file forever
>???
>profit
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>>683861078
Give me something fun to do
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>>683859736
what if i wanted 1k or more then what?
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>>683861246
Last reroll
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>>683861124
Also, can you just give me the money on steam via friending me and giving me a steam code?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198182572879/
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>>683861255
Got dubs but they don't count :/ rolling still
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>>683861273
How about you stick a pistachio in your urethra
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>>683861293
Your gonna have to do some crazy shit
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>>683861383
Fml roll
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>>683861347
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198182572879/
>plays adventure capitalist
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>>683861293
Source ?
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>>683861246
[email protected]
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>>683861347
I can do that just leave your steam with the sharpie in pooper pic post with a time stamp and I'll hit you up
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>>683861462
Because I'm a poor fag :)
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>>683861457
I'm never gonna get trips. Rerollll
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>>683861387
Too fucking easy, man, I don't have pistachios, neither a sharpie
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>>683861246
[email protected]


cHECK EM
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>>683861387
Don't have a urethra
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>>683861558
Close. Rolling
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Roll 777
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>>683861078
What's with what do i have to do 4 60usd
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>>683861430
like?
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>>683861611
It's not meant to be hard I wanna give you guys a fighting chance
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>>683859736
wait, what if you're a doode, is sharpie in the pooper still valid for 20 dollars?

also I can't post my paypal openly because its linked to other things. and I know how fuckers are here.
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I just need $20 roll
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Give me the 999
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>>683861822
Kinda
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>>683861912
Give it to me now!
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999 roll
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>>683861266

Hah, I stole someone's dubs.
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>>683861838
No matter gender and make a new paypal
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Rollololol
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>>683861946
UFUFUF
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b/c i got dubs OP must leave /b forever b/c he would never deliver
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>>683862043
More
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>>683862075
ANOTHER ONE!
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I just want $20 son of a whore
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>>683862052
Dubs don't do shit fag you have to either do something or get trips autistic shit
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>>683862075
NAO
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Niggers keep saying they need money but won't do anything
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Fuck it.
[email protected]
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>>683862035
Reroll
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First person to post a time stamp of nips gender doesn't matter gets a penny for proof I deliver
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>>683862361
Don't forget to add paypal
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Why are these fuckers not putting a sharpie on their asshole... It's 20 bucks you scrubs.
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>>683859736
Does it have to be a Sharpie brand Sharpie? Or can it be some other kind of pen/marker? Would you throw me 30 for a vibrator?
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>>683862303
Rip
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>>683862396
Ikr
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>>683862417
Depends how big that shit is
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>>683862303
Damn you look cute. Any face or asshole pics?
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Because I have no sharpie. Roll
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>>683862562
You can do it with a pen or toothbrush or something just don't forget time stanp
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Rawlin for trips I'm a poor fag
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>>683862507
It isn't very big, maybe 6 inches in length and 1.5 inches in circumference
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>>683861266
>>683861988

Double dubs.
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>>683862665
So close bro don't forget to add paypal thoughts
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>>683862665
Fuck almost
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>>683862032
I can't make a new paypal cause the new paypal system [if you would read the emails paypal sends you about their EULA/TOS updates you would know this] won't allow you to receive money without a mobile confirmed. can I post a non paypal email you message me there, and ill forward you my real email paypal email?

also does it HAVE to be a sharpie. or can it be any marker?

and a timestamp is required right?

I'm gonna do this shit just wanna make sure A: I do it correctly accordance to OPs demands AND B: to make sure OP delivers.
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ASDSA
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>>683862534
I don't even know what i'd spend it on!
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>>683862715
If you show a pic of it I'll see if i make it 30??
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OP, add me on steam /quwertie, I'll send sharpie pic there for $20. Not posting it here
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>>683862562
Reroll
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>>683862767
Another close one you faggot :)
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>>683862753
ASADA?
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>>683862728
Yo I'm down to msg your email how would you know it's OP messaging it doesn't have to be a sharper just like a pen or toothbrush though
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If trips I don't want money. Just funny to me to take someone else's roll.
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MEIN KAMPF
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Rollim
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>>683862982
trying again
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>>683862990
FUCK. Damn you hitler
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>>683862724
Hey /b/ro what about snapchat they said you can make transactions in it idk that's what some cam whores are saying
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if trips guy below get
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For My Mom
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>>683863015
Reroll
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>>683863111
This me
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>>683863111
DUDE WHERES THE PAYPAL LMAO
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Ok wut do i have to do to get a buck around here anyway?
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>>683863124
For my fucking mom. -_- wow roll
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>>683863200
Put that shit away, first off
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>>683863200
You can make a request to do something for ALITTLE cash or you can sharpie in pooper for 20 dollars all with timestamp
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This is me
http://prntscr.com/b30owx
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198182572879/
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>>683862248
Yeah niggers do sumthing you stupid faggots
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>>683863200
Shove something in that little asshole
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>>683863111
:)
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>>683862728
Yo where you go bro
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>>683859736
I want to climb to the highest point in each US state. Including travel, training, gear, and some guides for certain mountains it will cost about $20,000. Any help on this one?
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Rolllllll
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>>683863364
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>>683859736
[email protected]

Here you go OP
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>>683863504
How do u no
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>>683863603
Kill your mom on livestream
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>>683863111
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198182572879/
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>>683863603
Shit if you do something crazy most I'll send is $2,000
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OK OK roll
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>>683863680
Hahaha!!! Op.. Time to pay up
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>>683863111
You ain't getting pay for being retarded more than the usual for /b/
You are exceeding the level of retarded
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OP actually don't deliver :(
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>>683863680
Sending 20 hold up
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>>683863921
:D
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>>683859736
Seriously need some cash, been cut down from 5 days to 1 for doing my job well and getting 2 weeks in front with my orders. It's been like this for a month and I'm completely broke, lesson is just do your job half assed like everyone else
[email protected]
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>>683863680
Ewww fucking hairy ugly ass
Yo faggot
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roll
[email protected]
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Roll. Guy With Sharpie in ass. Please tell if he really pays
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>>683863680
Hairy ass with a female name email? Wtf?
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>>683864050
roll again
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>>683863766
Im not very creative. What needs to be done?
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>>683864074
Reroll
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>>683864050
roll third time
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go
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>>683864215
Re
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>>683864222
win rar :)

[email protected]
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>>683864074
I havn't gotten any sents. OP hasnt paid yet
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>>683864278
Rolllllorino
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[email protected]
Rolling
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>>683859736
Check my trips.

That'll be $10 plz
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>>683864510
Reroll plz
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>>683864308
Ooooo maby I should stop rolling then. That cunt.
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>>683864387
I know something crazy you could do

Clean, you slob
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>>683859736
IM A WINRAR!
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>>683859736
Rollo, [email protected]
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need money to re-up on adderall to sell in order to make it to fanime this year.
paypal: resinweber
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>>683864510
Rerolllll
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>>683864688
OHHHHH!
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>>683862665
haha you were so close, faggot
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>>683864510
Give me money
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>>683864609
Re
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>>683864688
WINRAR HERE! Aint got no paypal, how about DOOM on steam tho?
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>>683864612
How much?
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Roller
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>>683864718
refukkenroll
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>>683864962
rerollerino
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>>683859736
doom on steam "88 dubs" is name, send it.
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>>683864510
Reroll. Do we have a reroll limit?
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>>683864893
I'll clean my room for sixty usd
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>>683864937
Rool
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>>683864893
The feeling of having a tidy living space is priceless

you're welcome
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>>683864510
Reroll one last time. To lazy to give a fuck now.
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>>683865032
Rokl
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Rolling for trips... Need dinner.
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>>683865064
I just e-murdered u
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>>683863200
Aren't you in prison
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>>683865100
Roll
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>>683862962
sorry my asshole is kinda hairy..

PRO-TIP for anyone who wants to try next time. Don't take a piss before hand.

[email protected]

send me an email there.
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(((????((((Op still hasn't paid me or the Dubs guy)))???)))
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>>683859736
Already got one dubs!>>683864688
I want to get the new Doom on steam! Steam name "88 dubs".
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>now its not gonna get any higher because of xbone 1.5
>craigslist has thousands of xbone listings in my area that have been up for weeks or months and are around $110

fug
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:33:47 No.336737563▶
>>336736441
>You can work 40 hours and still have plenty of time for video games
Not according to what this guy >>336734215 is implying.
Plus, I get really tired after work and sometimes just don't feel like doing anything as I wait in anticipation for the next day I work.
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:09 No.336737610▶
>>336733836 (OP)
I bought like 15 way back when they started but sold all but 3 for a profit. Yes, I was scalping. But I'm guessing you kept them? Damn son.
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:59 No.336737681▶
>I had fun with a video game
>I played a game reccomended to me by /v/
>Bought a PC and downloaded a car
>commited genocide of the white race
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:35:38 No.336737739▶>>336738501
>>336737450
At least there's Scalebound and you don't have to fuck with Windows 10.
And the Phantom Dust reboot :(
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:37:41 No.336737943▶
>I bought a Wii at launch
>I bought a 3DS XL at launch

>I spent $400 in tf2 keys and have no Unusual
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:38:49 No.336738073▶
>I allowed a random guy at a bar to almost choke me to death two nights ago

I need to get my drinking under control.
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:39:55 No.336738186▶>>336738790 >>336739867
>>336733836 (OP)

My brother cucked my Spanish GF so I cucked him back but I realized I didn't really like her at all
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:42:27 No.336738465▶
>>336735217
>he thinks $200 a week in rent is lots
nigger i pay about $1040 a month in rent and
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending
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>>683859736
Gas monies, plox. Will put sharpie in your pooper for money. Just ask.
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SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
>now its not gonna get any higher because of xbone 1.5
>craigslist has thousands of xbone listings in my area that have been up for weeks or months and are around $110

fug
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:33:47 No.336737563▶
>>336736441
>You can work 40 hours and still have plenty of time for video games
Not according to what this guy >>336734215 is implying.
Plus, I get really tired after work and sometimes just don't feel like doing anything as I wait in anticipation for the next day I work.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:09 No.336737610▶
>>336733836 (OP)
I bought like 15 way back when they started but sold all but 3 for a profit. Yes, I was scalping. But I'm guessing you kept them? Damn son.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:59 No.336737681▶
>I had fun with a video game
>I played a game reccomended to me by /v/
>Bought a PC and downloaded a car
>commited genocide of the white race
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:35:38 No.336737739▶>>336738501
>>336737450
At least there's Scalebound and you don't have to fuck with Windows 10.
And the Phantom Dust reboot :(
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:37:41 No.336737943▶
>I bought a Wii at launch
>I bought a 3DS XL at launch

>I spent $400 in tf2 keys and have no Unusual
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:38:49 No.336738073▶
>I allowed a random guy at a bar to almost choke me to death two nights ago

I need to get my drinking under control.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:39:55 No.336738186▶>>336738790 >>336739867
>>336733836 (OP)

My brother cucked my Spanish GF so I cucked him back but I realized I didn't really like her at all
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:42:27 No.336738465▶
>>336735217
>he thinks $200 a week in rent is lots
nigger i pay about $1040 a month in rent and
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending
>>
>>683861945
...
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SASDSA
>now its not gonna get any higher because of xbone 1.5
>craigslist has thousands of xbone listings in my area that have been up for weeks or months and are around $110

fug
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:33:47 No.336737563▶
>>336736441
>You can work 40 hours and still have plenty of time for video games
Not according to what this guy >>336734215 is implying.
Plus, I get really tired after work and sometimes just don't feel like doing anything as I wait in anticipation for the next day I work.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:09 No.336737610▶
>>336733836 (OP)
I bought like 15 way back when they started but sold all but 3 for a profit. Yes, I was scalping. But I'm guessing you kept them? Damn son.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:59 No.336737681▶
>I had fun with a video game
>I played a game reccomended to me by /v/
>Bought a PC and downloaded a car
>commited genocide of the white race
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:35:38 No.336737739▶>>336738501
>>336737450
At least there's Scalebound and you don't have to fuck with Windows 10.
And the Phantom Dust reboot :(
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:37:41 No.336737943▶
>I bought a Wii at launch
>I bought a 3DS XL at launch

>I spent $400 in tf2 keys and have no Unusual
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:38:49 No.336738073▶
>I allowed a random guy at a bar to almost choke me to death two nights ago

I need to get my drinking under control.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:39:55 No.336738186▶>>336738790 >>336739867
>>336733836 (OP)

My brother cucked my Spanish GF so I cucked him back but I realized I didn't really like her at all
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Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:42:27 No.336738465▶
>>336735217
>he thinks $200 a week in rent is lots
nigger i pay about $1040 a month in rent and
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending
>>
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I just sharpie'd my pooper, 1 sec uploading pic
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>>683865171
Is OP gone? did I get rused?
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>>683865687
OP IS A SCAMMER.
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I'll shove a vuccum cleaner hose up my ass for 27 dollars.
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>>683865877
also dubs
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>>683865791
oh you the other one who posted the pooper?
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Reroll... Poorfag reporting in. Destroyed by medical bills from Ulcerative colitis. PayPal is [email protected] I'm not expected anything, but anything would brighten my shitty life. I just want a decent meal to feel human for once. I'm hoping for the compassion and generosity of a rich fag.
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>>683859736
roll eeng
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>>683862303
Ps i have the skits
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>>683861652
so you've never taken a piss in your life?
>>
rull
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>>683866181
Yes
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>>683865972
so far no ones got a response from OP.
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>>683861822
rare sighting of a ginger asian
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Rolling one last time.
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>>683859736
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198114094827/
could you get me the metro redux instead if I get trips?
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rull trips get
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>>683866256
I should've known better.
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>>683866304
hah I remember when that picture was posted on the place without mothers.
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rurrs
>>
SASDSA
>now its not gonna get any higher because of xbone 1.5
>craigslist has thousands of xbone listings in my area that have been up for weeks or months and are around $110

fug
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:33:47 No.336737563▶
>>336736441
>You can work 40 hours and still have plenty of time for video games
Not according to what this guy >>336734215 is implying.
Plus, I get really tired after work and sometimes just don't feel like doing anything as I wait in anticipation for the next day I work.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:09 No.336737610▶
>>336733836 (OP)
I bought like 15 way back when they started but sold all but 3 for a profit. Yes, I was scalping. But I'm guessing you kept them? Damn son.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:34:59 No.336737681▶
>I had fun with a video game
>I played a game reccomended to me by /v/
>Bought a PC and downloaded a car
>commited genocide of the white race
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:35:38 No.336737739▶>>336738501
>>336737450
At least there's Scalebound and you don't have to fuck with Windows 10.
And the Phantom Dust reboot :(
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:37:41 No.336737943▶
>I bought a Wii at launch
>I bought a 3DS XL at launch

>I spent $400 in tf2 keys and have no Unusual
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:38:49 No.336738073▶
>I allowed a random guy at a bar to almost choke me to death two nights ago

I need to get my drinking under control.
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:39:55 No.336738186▶>>336738790 >>336739867
>>336733836 (OP)

My brother cucked my Spanish GF so I cucked him back but I realized I didn't really like her at all
>>
Anonymous 05/06/16(Fri)20:42:27 No.336738465▶
>>336735217
>he thinks $200 a week in rent is lots
nigger i pay about $1040 a month in rent and
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending on the job 8 - 4 or 7 - 3.
If you work full time its normally just 9 - 5 or depending
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give me the fucking trips
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>>683864731
bumping for the love of god
i did the work
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>>683866405
reralls
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>>683866666
wtf is this
>>
Fuck it, I'm desperate. Last ER visit was $5700. I just want a good breakfast instead of poverty bread.
>>
>>683866666
I AM THE OVERLORD, I AM NOW THE OP
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>>683859736
I need cash, lemme know what ya want ;) Proceeds can be sent to [email protected]
>>
>>683866666
thanks for wasting pents faggot.
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>>683866695
U deserve what u get
>>
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best i can do is fucking trips get god fucking damnit
>>
get fuck
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>>683866784
good, start paying up then faggot.
>>
this is retarded who will you know who rolled trips??
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>>683866666
Pents wasted on a newfag summer kill yourself
>>
999
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>>683866956
try nagain
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>>683865171
OP still haven't delivered.
>>
>>683866666
I hope you are beaten to death by your father tonight
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Anyone have a shitty steam game to spare? I have a bunch of free time as I recover from Ulcerative colitis surgery. [email protected] Shameless begging.
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>>683866951
>>683867154
Black niggas back at it again with their aggresiveness. Go back to Africa and suck them elephants tits to survive you shits
>>
>>683866666
fucking wasted
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>>683863098
10/10 attempt at good guy.
Kudos x5
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>>683866666
Satan confirmed
thanks for the cancer
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>>683867455
hahahaha that's awesome. your intestines' bacteria was so fucked up it ulcerated and you needed practically a fuckin bypass

maybe you'll take the liquid shits more seriously now
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>>683866666
>>683866666
>>683866666
>>683866666

CHECKD
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>>683867517
Fucking summer
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Anyone oh you faggots gets paid?

Or op troll you so bad with the sharpie in pooper? Lulz
>>
>>683867517
uga booga back to Africa
Fucking kill yourself you fucking nigger trying to act like a white
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>>683867455
i got a copy of a shitty game, yeah, whats your steam url
>>
ROLL BABY
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>>683867960
you know, I was one of 2 who sharpied their poopers, and I ain't even mad. I've had colonoscopys awake.. nothing alike the shorts tbh. sharpie is easy mode.
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This ones fer free
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>>683867669
Pretty much, I had my entire large intestine removed with a j pouch installed. Don't ever take your health for granted. It hit me out of nowhere at age 27. Picture related, it's my removed colon.
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I DID IT.
Do you know how hard it is to take a picture with one hand on a cell phone, of your ass trying to include the stamp? The sharpie is pretty far in but you can see it. Also its really hard to write backwards and left handed on your ass. I did my work. Here you go.
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>>683868626
I forgot to post paypal. Resinweber.
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>>683868727
Penalty!
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>>683868727
bump
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>>683868526
Holy shit. Story?
>>
>>683868626
>>683868727
doesn't fucking matter. OP doesn't deliver. Anon don't bother exposing your paypal.
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>>683868727
>>683868727
>>683868727
okay then a lower quality pic should prove it.
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>>683868055
Is that just my user login name? If so, it's [email protected] Thanks bro for being so badass.
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>>683869147
well tbh it might not even be active anymore and if it does it has zero bucks and isn't linked to any current credit cards. IDGAF i want my $20.
>>
rollin for trips.
[email protected]
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>>683863949
respond if op actually delivers
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>>683869466
doode i've been waiting for like over 30 minutes now. he hasn't even sent me an email to my alt email address like I asked. so you're not gonna get 20 bux.
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>>683869118
Diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis to the point where my entire large intestine was failing. They removed the whole thing and now I'm in massive medical debt and begging for donations on PayPal like a little bitch for a moment to enjoy something nice and forget about my shitty life for awhile. [email protected]
>>
>>683870240
To me that looks like my Halloween pumpkin
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>>683868409
Oh shit! This is just a thread for fags to get naked.
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>>683868159
Kek
>>
B,
on the first page of our story, the future seemed so bright
but this thang turned out so evil
>>
>>683870240
>2014
>2016
>2 years ago

Anon - I have bowel problems too, not the the point where they're pre-sepetic like yours were apparently. but its shit. im also in debt. I don't really beg tho, because begging doesn't do shit. I tried to start a go-fund me but after 2 weeks of not a cent, I gave up and deleted the account.

Legit I don't know how people are SO fucking lucky that they can just look at someone and be like "bro can I get 20 bucks?"
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>>683870700
Just my stomach! They had to reuse my small intestine to make a new colon. Picture related, I'm miserable as fuck and bored out of my mind.
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>>683870751
Kek
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>>683871087
What do you have?
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>>683871195
Oh Well You im not gonna show weakness
what i know i and others eat weekness
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>>683871195
h-how do you have so much weight still? after my issues started to arise, I lost weight in a rapid motion. Like full on Auschwitz mode. how are you missing your colon, yet still able to maintain a healthy weight? WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously I'm getting mad now.
>>
roll, i need weed money
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>>683871691
I've dropped to 145 lbs. You can't really tell by this picture. The problem is that food just runs right through me. My hair is like straw now too.
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>>683871473
>what do you have?

doctors don't really fucking know. at first it was IBS.. then I went to a new set of doctors and they said IBS doesn't cause weight loss. but it wasn't ulcers. and wasn't crohns, and it wasn't IBS. but they are treating it like IBS, right now all im on is 2 different things of heartburn type medication.

they now are trying to determine if im just fucking nuts, and its a brain/nervous system fuck up. I did have epilepsy when I was really young, and ended up growing out of it, its very very possible a seizure fucked me up and left permanent damage. as I've had these problems ever since I can remember.. but not only until after highschool did my parents finally fucking believe me it was real, and not me making it up to get out of doing things...
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>>683864100
ashley is Unisex
>>
Tripping on those trips. If I get 'em, give the money to someone who needs it.
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>>683872694
Have you had a colonoscopy? They thought I had hemorrhoids at first and dismissed my symptoms. I was literally going to the bathroom 30+ times a day with blood coming out and no control. I fainted from fatigue and we decided enough is enough. I had a colonoscopy and was diagnosed with UC.
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>>683872694
Also, gl anon. I hope you get it figured out and treated. IBD = the absolute worst.
>>
I need money to buy Infinite warfare legacy pro and throw away infinite warfare and keep cod4
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>>683873181
yeah I've had a colonoscopy and endoscopy. and that little pill you swallow with the camera on it.

all my endoscopys basically showed my stomach sorta inflamed but that was it. As far as they could tell my lower GI was fucking normal and 'perfect', you can't fathom how angry I was to hear that tbh. I wanted to punch the doctor..

its shit tho. because as you know. I can't really hold a real job around here, and my set of skills doesn't extend to things like deskjobs of such because I'm a fucking retard. so its basically.

>get call from one of like 5 foremen
>hope im having at least a good day up until that call, if so say yes.
>Spend all day framing/sheetrock/plastering/painting like a fucking mexican
>get paid for the day
>get home stuff my face with food because im starving because I haven't eaten the whole fucking day because I'm afraid it will make my symptoms worse, basically drink water all day beforehand.
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Things people do for money... XD
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What an amazing ruse
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>>683874379
Who cares, not like anyone got money here anyway. so its things people do for laughs.

fucking cancerous OP hope his mother dies and his dog/cat and he gets his dick stuck in a street sweeper.
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