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>trips get a detailed reading from the Hermetic Tarot
>dubs can be cashed in for a simpler reading
>consolation prizes depending on thread popularity and availability of junior shrine maidens
D-don't use such lewd pictures. You'll b-bring shame onto our family.
heres your bump
>>683857326
What's so lewd about my back?
Fine, fine, I'll cover up.
>>683857544
more lewd
>>683857544
N-now you are exposing your lower body!
Is t-the shrine so poor you c-can't buy clothes?!
Thread is moving quite fast, I see
My week has been decent
-Sweet Roll
>>683857757
...maybe. It's laundry day! I can't find my other red skirt.
>>683857598
It's n-not like I'm doing it for you or anything!
>>683857757
she was able to afford a shrine outfit for me
>>683858028
of course not...
>>683858050
I didn't buy you a new one, I just gave out some of mine that were old. What kind of money do you think this operation has?
>>683858060
Hmph!
>>683858265
enough to have someone who wears a very expensive suit work for you
>>683858265
tummy...
Well if money is an issue at the moment, maybe I can spare some
-Sweet Roll
>>683858983
yes please make a donation to the shrine
>>683858527
You already had it when you started! It's not like I bought that part.
...you're not gonna negotiate wages now, are you? Cuz I've got nothing...
>>683858706
Even I'd kiss my tummy. I'm very proud of it.
>>683859211
>Even I'd kiss my tummy
>not being able to create clones of yourself and do that easily
...
Not that I would ever do that, or anything.
Read me, read me hard. and deep. er something..
>>683859211
im just having a bit of fun, not trying to negotiate anything
>>683859122
Well, how much would be required? or, at least, enough to not look like some cheapskate?
-Sweet Roll
>>683859724
hell if i know ask the boss
Are there nudes of this chick
>>683857184
I wasted the entire day today
Also, She posted a picture on facebook of her and a guy, that fucking hit hard
>>683859516
I wish...
Wait, HAVE you done that? You do have nice abs...
>>683859631
Whew...
I've always relied on the kindness of interns.
>>683859627
Since you're the first person to ask, I'll give you my >>683859211 dubs. Do you have a question or a specific time frame you'd like to ask about?
>>
...found my skirt.
>>683857184
trips get
>>683859921
Oneitis. Get over it
>>683860052
booty..
>>683860052
Thanks for the dubs gift, I'm not really sure what to ask, anything you could tell me would be nice, anything in the near future maybe? Not sure how this works.
>Raven Best
Vote ELCO for president
>>683857184
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
Hello! How is everyone?
>>683859921
i know that feel on both parts, it sucks
>>683860593
Never seen OP before I don't think, what's so wrong with him/her?
>>683857184
wats her name
>>683860052
>You do have nice abs...
Thank you. I would like to say that if you deny having the desire to 'kiss the tummy' of pic related, you are a liar.
>>683860593
>he's trying this hard to make a new copypasta
Not well. I've been searcHing all week for a femdom relationship but no girls are apparently interested. I'm about to just say fuck it and let some guy sissify me instead.
Ok, so I need advice. Me and 2 other people found dirt so much dirt on someone you could kill them with it and then bury them in it.
What do?
>>683860593
>:^)
wew
Go take your edge and your newfaggotry back to your trap threads. I'm sorry your bott got blasted harder than that one dude who shoved a firecracker up his ass
I smell demons
Is this shrine free from the reach of Godhand?
>>683861050
Hey Bell. How are ya?
Sad, sad because I'm stuck inside some third world country called "Brazil". Due my lack of abilities with Math I can't leave my country since is impossible for someone who study Law in Brazil go work in America or another country.
I'm stuck inside some nightmarish reality and without hope or perspective of break free of the curse of begin born here. Life is horrible, I want die.
>>683860695
hi momiji, im pretty good, bit sleep deprived though. you?
>>683860914
best copypasta from these threads is probably "reimu i've been lurking your threads for a while now and i must ask, what are your true feelings about x"
>>683861050
save it for when its needed
>>683860593
Uhhh hi there.
>>683859921
Ah, that sucks. You should probably do a social media blackout for a little while, at least concerning her.
>>683860370
I can try to answer a question, or you can set a time limit like "next 6 months" and I can work with that too.
Near future will work fine, I think.
>1) Ace of Pentacles
Upright - Financial change for the better, material comfort, physical well being, wealth, possessions and an appreciation of the good things in life. The essence and luxury of the Element of Earth.
Ooh, that's a good one! The Aces are pure and powerful forces, so expect to see some powerful change.
>>683860695
Hey there! I'm doing good! How about you?
Hey OP, I'm in this situation where I'm dating a married woman who is about 10 years older than me. Can you do a reading as to how this whole thing will pan out? Any extra information would be that the husband knows and they have an open marriage. Hopefully I get trips, but if not read me even if I don't as no one really wants to get any readings
I'm playing Star Ocean with a keyboard
>>683860185
I don't know how long you've been here, but I just broke up with her 3 days ago, ofc I'm going to feel something, not Oneitis (although I am prone to it)
>>683860766
Thanks man, and Nice Dubs
>>683861334
Its been pretty shit for a while. Still nothing improving either.
>>683861765
For reference it would be next 6 months
>>683861538
I'm good, Thanks for asking.
>>683861634
I'm glad your doing good Reimu.
>>683861844
That's not good, I will be hope for better times for you, and I finally came to a stream of yours!
>>683862250
*hoping. Jeez, I'm getting bad at this.
>>683861634
Yeah, I probably should have taken care of that earlier. You know I keep hoping that she's going to send me a message saying "I want you back" or something similar, and I know it's not going to come. It's finally starting to sink in that it's over
In other news though, I bought a new rifle to console myself
>>683861634
I'm always skeptical but I'm actually due to acquire a lot more meaningful material possessions soon, so Ace of Pentacles sounds pretty right. Thanks magic OP! Any way I should address you?
>>683861076
This is a Shinto shrine, so it's pure by definition. I think there are some supernatural beings here right now, but they're not bad.
>>683860914
Damn right.
>>683861348
You can dig your way out, Anonymous from Brazil. The problem is, it means turning your weakness into a strength. Do you have the will for the task? You'll have to study harder than most people ever have to, but you can do it.
>>683861765
>The Star
The Daughter of the Firmament
Upright - Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection.
It sounds like this daughter of the firmament will bring some good things in your life. Polyamorous relationships are tricky, though, so proceed carefully.
thread needs more boobs.
>>683861634
So you read fortunes, correct?
>>683862591
... a gun? I don't like the sound of that, Sao...
>>683862628
You can call me Reimu. Nice to meet you! I hope it does come true!
>>683862479
Well hey, it could be worse
sometimes I forget what to type and then when I remember, I type in something a little different, which sometimes results in gibberish
-Sweet Roll
>>683862766
check'd
>>683862879
I like guns, they're my passion in life, mainly WWII era stuff. I don't look at a gun the way most people do though. Most people look at a gun and think about who it killed, or how efficiently it could do so, I look at them as really neat mechanical pieces
1920-30's prototypes are my favorites
>>683862685
Thanks!
>>683862766
Would you rather see boobs or get a reading? Pick one~
>>683862813
That's right. Do you have a question in need of answering?
>>683863060
I do the same thing sometimes, and How are you Sweet Roll?
>>683862479
I'm your dad, I'm gay and I'm getting beat up by Minecraft letsplayers
>>683863311
boobs
>>683861076
We rocking the God Hand now? Cause I'm all about that shit.
>>683863311
>Double dubs
>>683863581
>>683863311
Indeed. Do you know who I am, wise one?
>>683863581
What this guy said. Whip em out please.
>>683863681
Luck Tier: Legendary
It's the only stat I put any points in, though.
>>683863708
wooh
>>683863581
>>683863779
>>683863870
If I had known stat points that would be a nice life
>>683864157
>>683863708
Well, I was hoping for real life reimu tiddy, but that'll do. I guess.
>>683863644
I'm afraid we aren't discussing the same entity.
>>683864157
hell yeeeaaah
>>683863719
I know your name, only because we've met before in a different world. You came to Gensokyo once, though I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't remember. Crossing the boundaries can do weird things to a person's head.
According to my deck, you're
>Knight of Wands - Reversed
Lord of Pleasure
Ill Dignified or Reversed - This person's enthusiasm is so great it becomes at odds with those around. Someone who enjoys discord, arguments, strife and trouble just for the sake of it and actively seeks to cause it. Card may also indicate delayed journeys.
Now, that's a little rude, but the card said it, not me.
>>683864441
>delayed journeys
>mfw
What roleplaying stuff is going on in this thread, I'm lost and unfamiliar with this.
"In the end, we are nowhere
Sleepless and still intact
Maybe we shouldn't fall asleep
Saving what was left behind
Standing outside, the chalk outline
Beside ourselves in time
The only thing I want, is the last thing I need
Awake and sleepless as stars shine"
>>683864441
Getting into tarrot decks now reimu?
>>683863719
I have heard story's about you. You have my respect.
>>683864441
I suppose that's fairly accurate. The supernatural beings and places of which I have bourn witness to are significantly more than the average human.
The question I have for you regards memory loss; have you much experience in this field?
Hi hi, I wanted to ask a question. I'm talking to a girl, and she seems very eager, it's almost suspicious. She used to hang with a friend of mine, are there any ulterior motives behind her getting together with me other than companionship? Can provide more information if needed. If you need a name, Roy works.
>>683864807
Most people here choose a character and post pictures of them to show whos responding. One other leaves a signature.
For me it's more of a separate persona as post these landscape pictures but still have a character of my own.
What will my life look like 3 years from now?
trips/dubs pls
>>683864807
honestly im pretty lost myself so im in the same boat, if you want a fortune cookie give me a name and i'll tell you your luck for the year
>>683863441
I'm doing fine
-Sweet Roll
more boobs
>>683864808
In the end?
Nothing ever ends, Bell.
>>683865104
I hope they weren't embellished too greatly. A one-armed man can only do so much, you see
>>683864807
There's, like, two different layers going on right now. The guy posting as Guts is real deep in the shit, and Reimu is submerging herself into that same shit.
At the same time, Reimu is playing a character used in thread, that is merely an extension of what I would assume to be her daily personality, which is about where everybody else is.
>>683865320
Hey man, I can't do this tarot shit, but it sounds like she just wants to get close to you. If you've known her for a while, she might have been waiting for you to make a move. It might be best to ask her about it, talk to her about how things are going.
>>683857184
roll
>>683865487
That's good!
>>683857184
roll again
>>683865701
Interesting perspective! You might be right, we have known each other for quite a long time but never gotten this close. She mentions feeling lonely quite a bit, so I'm sort of worried I'm just being used to fill a hole rather than her actually being into me. You know?
>>683865997
so close
roll
>>683865647
A journey has a beginning and an end
A life has a beginning and an end
A story has a beginning and end
The only thing that will never end is time, because time does not exist.
last roll...
>>683866141
i hate my luck
>>683866064
Well, that might be two sides of the same coin, yeah? If she's lonely and she wants you around, then you'd be filling the hole and getting all close and shit.
>>683865997
Damn, dude. Close.
>>683865697
It's more of the troubles you went through and how wrecked your world is right now. I personally wouldn't like to visit. If I could do something I would but best I can do is drift place to place.
>>683863181
Oh, I see. You had me worried there for a sec.
I guess I can see where you're coming from~ I'm super unfamiliar with guns.
>>683864621
Ayyy
>>683865104
I have been for a couple of weeks now. It's pretty fun.
>>683865272
Not much... I definitely couldn't tell you anything medically useful. But I have known people who've experienced it in one way or another.
>>683865701
I'm assuming guts is the dude with the greatsword acting like some dark anime warrior?
Reimu seems nice and almost legit but I don't know if it's all an act or what. Are these psychic readings just for fun?
>>683865911
>911
>Illuminati confirmed
>>683866422
The more I put my thoughts into words the more I feel like I'm overthinking this and should just enjoy it. Appreciate the insight mate.
>>683866422
;~;
asdf
df
gonna get dat reading
check it
>>683866465
Well I got some experience with it so if you need help let me know. And they say you shouldn't let other people touch your tarot cards
However I don't do online readings. Feels very impersonal.
So, Reimu, you said that the shrine was low on funds, correct? I may be able to make a donation
What is the minimum to at least be polite and not a look like a cheapskate?
-Sweet Roll
>>683866520
Guts is that guy, yep.
Reimu is indeed nice and fun to talk to, so I don't -think- it's an act, but it might be turning her personality up to 11.
Also, I think they are just for fun. I can't make any claim as to their legitimacy, but the one time I asked for it, it sounded pretty damn spot on.
>>683866704
Don't worry friend. Your luck will turn around.
>>683866673
You've got this m8. Take it easy, you already seem to be friends and shit.
I don't know why, but I am extremely tired.
>>683866627
I'm not Illuminati, but I am dubs dog.
>>683866560
This is obligatory.
asdff
asdfff
>>683867088
>>683866465
Have I ever spoken to you about a woman called Casca before? In one of our past meetings, perhaps?
She was once infatuated with the Great Hawk, but since his turn has been fallen into a terrible madness. She does not speak, nor does she seem to remember me.
Know you any spells or enchantments that may aid her? Anything you could tell me would be greatly appreciated.
I can pay, if need be
UGh
>>683867055
Relevant: Are donations in the form of something other than currency available?
>>683867224
kek
>>683866983
I do have a question, actually.
Depending on how you shuffle the cards, it's possible to eliminate the possibility of reversed or ill dignified cards completely. So with that knowledge in mind, how do you shuffle?
It wouldn't be a fair reading if there weren't an equal chance of cards being reversed, to represent the (mostly) bad stuff that could happen. But it seems like it's very malleable when I want to be as objective as possible.
>>683866900
Nice dubs.
>>683867402
Semen does not count as a donation.
>>683867618
Wasn't thinking semen, my dude.
>>683867618
>>683867526
side tiddy
>>683867732
We get offerings like that far more often than we'd like, brother.
>>683867842
Praise be.
>>683867618
laughed harder than i should have
>>683867055
Umm... honestly, I won't think badly of you for any amount...
You'd be the first person to offer since Mr. Trump pulled that "small loan" crap months ago.
>>683867402
What... what do you wanna donate, Anonymous?
>looks worried
>>683867244
I've never heard of her, I don't think you were very much of an open book when we met. Also, as a shrine maiden, my magic doesn't really extend into healing or anything like that.
I'm mostly good at exorcising evil spirits and purifying things so they can exist in harmony with the local gods. If her disease is one that's caused by impurity though...
>>683867526
I was never good with shuffling normal cards.
But with tarot I like to pile shuffle. Get the cards faced down and piled shuffle until it felt right, reversed some cards on purpose and repeat two or three more times. Then I would ask the question and repeat again one or two more times or until it felt right with the question in mind.
I heard that the classic shuffle you see in casinos can damage your cards so I avoid doing that.
Also if possible want to post a picture of some of your favorite art designs from your tarot card set? I'll post mine if you want.
"They are standing by, no time to hide, no meeting half way.
You were sucking life through the needles eye, this is a new day.
And they have won..."
>>683857184
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
>>683868461
Wait. Now, how much do you need, and what will it go towards?
If it still ends up being semen that he donates, I'll just turn the semen into money.
Fuck, it can be boring as a Deus Ex Machina sometimes.
>>683868768
Hmm. Am I the only one here that thinks this makes perfect sense?
>>683868461
Then we are similar; you and I.
Open book is not a term that is normally applied to the Black Swordsman.
So what about interdimensional beings?
>Skullknight?
>Nosferatu Zodd?
>The 5 members of Godhand?
>>683868751
I really want to give you a hug right now Bell.
>>683868461
Nothing worrying in mind, work for the shrine, anything that needs to be done other than readings.
>>683868898
Not very realistic pasta though
Code doesn't run like this in pretty much any sense.
>>683868461
For now, 1000 in (I dunno), It seems like a fair amount
Besides, I can always donate more later, I have acquired quite a decent amount of money from my 'business'
-Sweet Roll
>>683857184
i was dumped last week and i can't get her out of my head. the fact that we also work together makes things difficult. she says she wanted to break up because she believes i accused her of using me for sex, which i never did. now she says that it's best to just "forget about us".
i know there's no chance of us getting back together, but could you determine if she felt something for me? or was i just her rebound?
So apparantly, even though I live in a 400k pop city, I managed to swipe on every single girl that's on tinder in a 40 mile radius
And I got no one
Hold me Reimu
>>683869011
Different traveling beings can follow different rules. Shouldn't ask Reimu as she is stuck here *snickers*. Maybe she can get a hold of Yukari to ask for a bit of advice.
A common theme though is a place in between places that only the being who has this traveling power can withstand.
I'll take a fortune
boobs bump
>>683869026
You two look similar. Are you related?
>>683869646
Are you looking for her past feelings? Because that'd be really tricky, dude, and probably not the best road to go down.
If you stress too much over that, you won't be able to move on. You might not want to listen, but honestly, man, it might be a good idea to let this line of inquiry go, and not know. Don't forget about the relationship, but take some time, sort through your own feelings, and focus on you instead of her.
What will my love life be like within the next 6 months?
>Roll
>>683870372
>Reroll
>>683870409
>Rereroll
>>683870469
Fuck it, it's nonexistent I guess
>>683869304
Code? No, it's all there with a meaning...
You see, since tiny metals in human, then since sense of movement sense is // moving since it STARTED ELECTRICITY sense...
----
If not machine if machine machine, sense cause electrical SIMULATION moving body movement cause muscle. (Strike burn and /- send.)
...
That's the simplest way I can explain it.
Perhaps it only is logical to me...
>>683870545
You love life is gonna be what you make of it, man. Put in some effort, get yourself out there, and see what happens.
>>683869674
Dude, you've gotta lower your standards or something. Gotta give someone a go.
>>683869769
I assume you are referring to Godhand? I was present for the birth of the Demon Lord Femto. Not by choice, as I'm sure you could guess.
Casca and I are the final sacrifices offered up at his christening, but we managed to askeep. (not all in one piece)
This is the Brand of Sacrifice which Casca and I both bare. A mark that we will bare til' the da we are consumed by the demons that appear at night
>>683868898
Feeding and clothing shrine maidens and junior shrine maidens, mostly!
>>683869011
No, none of that either.
>thinks
Uhhh... waiiit a minute, now I remember! You were rude! I tried to ask about that and you got all grumpy.
>shakes her head
>>683869061
Oh, so you wanna be a junior for a night? Well, the job is pretty free-form. You contribute to the discussions the best way you know how. Look for people I missed and try to help them or keep them company.
There's a consolation prize you can hand out to people who didn't get tarot readings, but I'd rather give it to you in private if possible.
>>683870747
Scifi fantasy logic to me
>>683857184
sauce plz
>>683870960
I have not been known to be the most personable, either
>>683870960
I'll do my best. I have no identifying pictures or name to go by though.
Where in private would we communicate?
rollin for trips
>>683870328
any suggestions?
i'm trying to get myself addicted to a MMO for the time being in an effort to be rid of any thoughts of her
Well, I will be back in a bit, see you guys then
Hello, earth! Why don't you come visit *me* sometime!
Hey OP.
I'm an aussie and I've recently started streaming as it's now possible for me to do so.
Problem is, I'm not a typical streamer personality nor do I want to advertise it much especially since I don't know where to go when I'm done with Subnautica.
"I had a way then losing it all on my own
I had a heart then but the queen has been overthrown
And I'm not sleeping now, the dark is too hard to beat
And I'm not keeping now the strength I need to push me"
>>683871737
-Sweet Roll
Please tell me how to get more popular on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrzZfQG3yD4
>>683870828
Not really trying to allude to that event but as you can see a place in between places is a common hub point for traveling beings. I even have one myself.
Maybe if you can find some sort of resistance and sneak your way into the correct "hub" you can catch whoever by surprise, assuming it isn't open land like most are.
>>683869513
1000 yen or $1000? Those are wildly different things!
>>683869646
Sure thing, sweetie.
>Death
>Reversed
>Child of the Great Transformers
Ill Dignified or Reversed - Change that is both painful and unpleasant. A refusal to face the fear of change or change itself. Agonising periods of transition. Inertia. Lethargy. Mental, physical or emotional exhaustion
I'm not sure what to make of that... what do you think?
>>683869674
>hugs
>>683871644
FF14 (If you like lore), Black Desert (If you like sandbox), B&S (If you like endgame arena), and that's pretty much all ya got right now.
>>683870824
Well, I have fairly reasonable standards
- No fat girls ( a little chub is fine)
- No Feminists, or anyone with they/themselves etc pronoun bullshit in their profile
- No-one with kids
- No Indians (not Native american)
- Very few black girls
Then you sort out the ones who are Irredeemably ugly and Obvious bot accounts and there you go. to say I've got no matches is a little exaggerated, I've gotten like 3 non-bot matches, one I messaged and she un-matched immediately, the other two I've been too scared to message
>>683871644
That might work, so long as you don't get too deep into it that you forget about life and working and shit. Might wanna try doing some creative writing, make a journal or something like that. Grab a friend, some chocolates. and some drinks and talk your way through it without focusing on her too much.
>>683872037
Try not to fall into the pit described here, mate. It's up to you where you go from here.
I'll visit you, where at?
>>683871785
Hello! My favorite moon rabbit is back
>>683872138
>>683872037
the lethargy and the general exhaustion makes sense. i don't understand the rest. probably not good anyway. maybe i deserve it
thanks anyway OP
>>683872138
Well, if you've got only two left, you might as well message em. Make it happen before you give up.
>>683872328
Ah! Hello!
*Wiggles her little tail*
>>683872312
Did you mean to reply to Reisen?
If you'd all like to take this thread to the moon I could teleport you there.
I'll make sure nobody vomits after teleportation. And I won't forget the oxygen bubble.
>>683872665
boobs
>>683872665
Reisen, the tone of your voice and your facial expression seem to be greatly contrasting...
>>683872883
not boobs
>>683871959
Could I really have the power to traverse freely between these dimensions? Even as a human?
Or am I no longer even that?
>>683872883
Boobs?
>>683872957
Tachyons. You understand, right?
>>683872594
This guy makes a good point, >>683872180
Also, the part of the card that makes sense to you is the one that it means. Your input is just as important as mine!
Wanna bonus card? Nobody's cashed in dubs in a while and I have a few. Of course you do. Here:
>Knight of Pentacles
Lord of the Wild and Fertile Land
>Upright - An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs, patient and hardworking.
Is that you? Jeez, it sure could describe me years ago...
>>683872665
Thats so cute with you wiggling your tail like that.
God I get so stupid around cute.
>>683872751
heh... forgetting the oxygen bubble. Dont know why I find that funny.
The Doc is in, but I lost my ducky while I was in the woods!
>>683873154
big and beautiful boobs
>>683872751
I don't know Reisen, but I'll go wherever possible.
>>683873209
Ooh, can I get a reading?
>>683872539
Hey now whats THAT supposed to mean
>>683872598
yeah might as well, but I just updated and got more people
>>683872665
Hey Moon Bunny
>>683873214
Uu~ I'm glad to hear that! I wonder what things anonymous finds cute..
>>683873467
O-okay...
>>683873581
Why would you want to come to Ohio?
>>683873154
>Tachyons. You understand, right?
>>683873214
>God I get so stupid around cute.
...
I-I'm sorry. It's these tail-wiggles. They're cutening everything up. I better stop staring at the wiggling butt.
>>683873836
perfection
>>683873836
I mean, "The moooooon!"
>>683873780
Hey bb. Sup?
Fuck.
>>683873903
Calm down, Manhattan. Just stop looking at the butts and you'll be fine.
-Doc
>>683873080
I have seen stranger things happen. You might have "the spark" or perhaps an artifact may allow you to survive.
That being said I wouldn't risk it. If you enter this place it could kill you immediately and having this spark is a very low chance.
But that's for my place anyway. This other place you want to go to may follow different rules but I can guarantee it will be otherworldly and may screw up your brain.
>>683873903
Ah? Jon likes butts?
>>683873924
Ufufu!
>>683874047
Fuck!
>>683874114
Staaaare at the butt.
>>683873967
I guess I live on the moon then too huh
Spare a reading for a wandering soul?
>>683873836
If someone or something interesting was there, why not?
>>683874194
>>683874194
OH GOD! WHERE'S MY DUCKY!
-Doc
>>683873209
i'm not sure what is meant by not appreciating the feelings of others. i don't take compliments well, but i seem to have a lot of patience and i think i work hard. i don't know how to pace myself at work, so i tend to work faster than my body can actually handle
i'm rather indifferent about most things, especially now that i'm just trying to get over being dumped
>>683874194
Why must you undress here, in this sacred place?
-Guts
>>683874198
Ah!? Y-you should add me on steam so we can talk.
>>683874216
It's ohio, what scenario do you think something interesting would be here?
>>683874410
>>683874413
>>683874117
forgot the pic
>>683873646
Sure, sure! What's your question?
>>683873967
Hey Reisen-chan!
>>683874653
>>683874194
perfect
>>683874653
MY DUCKY! I FOUND IT! PROTECT ME FROM THIS VILE BUTT!
-Doc
>>683874653
I don't know what/who is in Ohio but I'm sure there's at least one interesting person and one interesting place there.
>>683857184
I fucking hate you cunts. All of you faggots
>>683874988
>>683874988
Go fuck yourself too.
-Doc
>>683857184
Can you cheer me up with a blowjob? Please?
>>683874988
>>683874988
more original then a ylyl thread and what else is posted every 15 minutes here.
>>683874584
Might be that you've got somebody who wants to talk to you, or who will talk to you in the future that you won't listen to because you're wrapped up too much. Or something, I dunno about this tarot stuff.
>>683874200
Ooh, you got dubs!
What should I ask the tarot for you?
>>683874584
If it's not you, it could be her, or the reason she left.
Hang in there, Anonymous. It's rough til it's over, but what you're feeling now won't last forever.
>Seven of Swords
>Reversed
Lord of Unstable Effort
>Ill Dignified or Reversed - Counsel and specific advice. Reluctance to carry through daring actions when necessary, failure of nerve and indecision. Surrender when victory is almost in sight. Inability and reluctance to complete what has been started.
That's the last one I can do for you, good luck!
>>683874653
Who should I look for? I ain't posting my Steam here
>>683874764
Hey fam, if you've got a minute after you do the last couple guy's stuff, I'd like to cash in my dubs.
>>683863644
>>683875643
go to reimu's steam group and you should find regulars there
>>683874764
Hello~
>>683874844
>>683874921
>>683874923
Aaah, I think I have fans!
>>683874971
I disagree.
>>683875205
You'll have to travel a long way.
>>683875763
what steam group?
-Doc
>>683875819
Time to nut
>>683875819
you kinda don't
-Doc
>>683875579
I ask for a reading of my distant future.
>>683875819
We can use the power of internet.
>>683875819
yep, you do
>>683875819
If a blowjob awaits in Ohio, >>683875205 would have at least one reason to go there. Point proven, Ohio could be worth a visit.
hi hi hi
>>683876454
that face looks familiar... Can't tell from where.
"Don't try to save yourself,
The circle is complete,
We're reaching out and to tell you,
Nothing else can touch me
Soaking through
Hold your colours against the wall,
When they take everything away."
>>683875763
Is it the one where the Admin is playing Doom?
>>683876454
ohai
>>683876675
and it seem with you tonight something is bothering you.
>>683857184
rolling. really need to get advice.
>>683876613
yeah?
well care to take a shot in the dark as from where?
>>683876705
hey hey whats good?
>>683877133
Woah, could I have a reading regarding my future 6 months from now?
>>683875643
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EdenFinite/
I will.
>>683875912
>>683875962
I think I do <3
>>683876128
*blowjobs*
Done!
>>683876227
<3
>>683876240
Good point.
>>683876035
Okay, I'll draw three for this one and hopefully it'll paint a picture for us.
>1) Ace of Wands
Lord of the Root of the Power of Fire
>Upright - An exciting new project or career. The essence of fire, creativity, inventiveness, ambition and enthusiasm. The aggressive pursuit of new ventures. Foundations for future success, intuition, conception, fertility, artistic innovation and manhood.
In the mystical lore surrounding the cards, the Aces are considered where the root of power of the four elements are. In this case, it's fire, which means it'll happen rather explosively.
>2) Seven of Wands
Lord of Valour
>Upright - Successful advancement. A time of great opportunity requiring much skill, courage and determination in order to succeed. Strength of nerve, great fortitude and courage in the face of hardship. An indication that success may be achieved through sustained effort. Indicates strong and powerful competition.
A reminder that it'll have to be worked for, so we're looking at more of an opportunity than an inheritance or something.
>3) The Magician
The Magus of Power
>Upright - Mastery of the material world, creative action, self discipline and a willingness to take risks. An ability to recognise one's own potential, the power to initiate, communication and wit.
And this I'm guessing is the you that you'll be by the time it's all over!
>>683877006
>7700
I'll count that.
>>683876676
Nope reimu isn't even online on steam, you can find the group through >>683877364
>>683877364
Thanks
>>683877364
uh, no.
fine
-Doc
Reads me
>>683877181
evangallion maybe? I know bits and pieces of it.
like witness the end. And a possible rebirth.
>>683857184
Rolling, I need help from the gods to decide what pair of headphones to buy.
>>683877814
eyy i watched the show ages back
but i got a soft spot for krauts so i just saved that pic
>>683877596
>>683877618
>>683877635
Last lewd! I shouldn't distract too much from the fortunes.
>>683877364
you're so lewd tonight
>>683877364
Added, look for Dick
>>683877525
>>7700
>I'll count that.
thank you. not sure how this works. im guessing i ask a specific question or do you give a general whats gonna happen?
>>683878139
Ooops, that was me, forgot to tag
>tfw triggered when i see another reimu poster
I-its ok, i wont spas out because of it
my first time posting in this thread btw
>>683877181
not much, just screwing around in here and stockpiling req points for tomorrow
>>683878114
aww
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autism
>>683878384
shut your mouth
-Doc
>>683878384
You're goddamned right. Thanks for contributing.
>>683878384
real autism here is the fact you came back here again and hit reply to all these people.
>>683878223
If you set a time frame for me, I'll try to paint a picture of what's to come.
OR you could ask about something specific, like your love life, career, or anything really.
>>683878384
> Implying taking the time to highlight every post isn't autism itself
GG M8
~Saori
>>683878641
>>683878704
Honestly, guys, it's kind of impressive. Y'all have to admit that.
>>683878231
>Mfw after taking a 2 hour long ride out on the rural roads
>>683878130
Ahaha.. I'm a bunny, so it's natural.
>>683878139
>>683878231
I'm pretty hot so I don't have to look far.
>>683878382
You're too kind.
>>683878384
"Look at me, I'm-a clicking all the posts! Am original and cool! Aren't I the best?"
Get out of here you damned *martian.*
>>683878384
That must have taken a while, good job!
>>683878379
I've been here for a while! You're not the me from /trash/ are you? We're sorta friendly rivals I think.
Either way, welcome to our shrine's /b/ branch!
>>683857184
Could i get my fortune told? My name is nathan. Btw do you believe in past lives?
>>683878384
says the one who took the time to click every post. you didnt even do it right
>>683878384
you forgot mine anon-kun
>>683878697
id like to know what the next year holds for me and or if i should continue to be part of my sons life or if he is better off without me. thanks.
"Day by day I won't get younger
I'm afraid I'm getting older
Life is always getting faster
Can't take me any higher
Escape from fun
Plan to see it all"
>>683876903
Something is always bothering me man. Just been shittier than usual lately
>>683877133
>>683877328
bump please
>>683879047
yo
i made a couple of threads on r9k avatarfaggin as reimu but ehh
now i just post in /lewd/
and nah dont worry about it its just my autism its nice to see pic of reimu i dont have in my folder to save
so whats good doppleganger
i wont post as reimu in your turf dont seem right
>>683878384
GET THE HELLL OUT OF MY THREAD, YOU CUR!
>>683879272
Robert Frost?
>>683878947
Hahahahahahaha no
>>683879132
>Nathan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
your fortune cookie says you have good luck this year, congratulations
Going for that simple reading.
>>683878947
Thanks lewd-senpai
>>683879272
Well just don't ponder the past for to long. No use crying over ashes and best to stay focused on the current fire. If it's that past thats bothering you.
I'm back
and regarding the donation, you can consider the following
1000 US
1000 CAD (canadian)
1000 Bitcoin
From what I am thinking, you will convert it to yen, correct?
-Sweet Roll
-Sweet Roll
>>683880118
>1000 BTC
Holy shit, what are you buying? Australia?
>>683880430
1000 BTC could barely buy a house where I am, Australia would be... wow.
>>683879272
don't feel shit and just talk to your friends about it.
-Doc
>>683880430
You can buy me Australia if you want... we'll name it Gensokyo and force everyone there to live under the spell card law!
>>683880804
>>683880804
>>683880804
~Reimu
>>683880899
IMAGE CAP!!!
~Saori
>>683878947
i now accept your lewdness. i give up to the lewd.
-Doc
>>683880789
>454,150.00 USD
Still waaaay more than the other donations
The sweet roll industry is great these days, and also my supply originates from skyrim, and that glitchy land is great for getting extreme amounts of money (and more importantly, sweet rolls) in the laziest ways
Fortune roll ray please. :)
