Rekt thread
Requesting the video of the guy who broke his dick in that porn
>>683853244
seems fake as fuck
nice dubs tho
>>683853244
fake
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>683853244
>>683854581
good for him, really
>>683853946
sauce?
>>683853691
this fucking underage nigger in every rekt thread....
>>683854581
sauce?
>>683854581
I need the source. Wait, I'm on 4chan...
SAUCE U DOUBLE NIGGER.
>>683854581
Rekt? More like fucking Alpha, good 4 you fatty
>>683856237
Where the fuck do people find these videos?
And where the fuck do these actually happen?
>>683854581
his tits bounce more than hers
>>683854128
Your in 4chan on /b then if you dont like it gtfo
>>683856463
>Where the fuck do people find these videos?
On the ground.
>>683856463
>Where the fuck do people find these videos?
>And where the fuck do these actually happen?
Google will answer both of those questions, try to use it kid
>>683856621
>summer
>>683856621
hi newfag
>>683853244
Hm, so.. why wouldn't he go for a head first ...?
I mean, when you're fucked, you're fucked, might as well make it quicker..?
>>683856621
>responding to copy pasta
>>683856682
I need to see her swim!!!
>>683856684
Kek
>>683856682
>filename
I would
>>683856682
would you a nugget?
>>683856682
i feel proud of myself that id totally do it.
>>683856821
>>683856799
>>683856757
>>683856955
also didn't see file name. that's hilarious.
>>683856621
Welcome to 4chan fucken cancer. Summer already?
One of the many pastas you will find on b. Enjoy
>>683856755
What a fucken idiot
>>683856755
this really elevated my mood
>>683853244
here you go
>>683856490
that's because hers are fake...
>>683856755
Hey how about you go fuck yourself he asked a great question. I am also wondering about that.
>>683856463
Great question kid.
>>683857265
Thanks anon!
>>683856463
I often ask myself that too. Thanks for bringing that up, this'll be a great discussion.
Go back to tumblr. It's called morbid curiosity. This is reality and all of this happens and we have it documented. It shows that there is real evil in this world.
>>683857271
>I am also wondering about that.
google it you fag
>>683856463
Such a cogent question calls for a cogent answer. Surely the internet will help us both get answers.
>>683857265
Abella Anderson rode someone hard enough to break their cock.
ha
>>683857268
wow. thanks so much for clearing that up.
>>683856463
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Great somebody was able to ask first!
>>683853946
Lol this truly is reality
>>683854581
need this sauce
>>683857423
>I still greentext even in 2016
>not killing yourself tonight.
>>683857783
Sorry pal, no hablo espaniol
>>683857265
Oh fuck no
>>683856237
Not rekt, fag
>>683857423
So what happened here that lead to this guy losing a thumb? I'm assuming it was accidental but still, how?
>>683857991
Lmao what the fuck is this
Lel
>>683856821
refering to someone calling out your pathetic life as copypasta to devalue it
>>683856802
Maybe so, but I doubt it would make much difference. You'd probably be in shock for that half a second and your brain wouldn't have time to process the pain.
>>683854128
weclome to the chan new friend. if you don't like it GTFO.
>>683858684
newfag>>683858689
>>683856682
Most def
>>683854128
Nice copypasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lLw_gsb2TQ&feature=youtu.be lol
>>683858623
after seeing this so many times, I just realized that those are slabs of concrete
that makes it much worse for him
>>683858607
Not op but it IS a trigger paste. Btfo newfag, you've been triggered.
>>683858325
>>683858190
holy shit
>>683856755
''How dare you be shut, door. take that!!...there that's you open. now where was Iwhys its so daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrkkk???''
>twat
>>683857474
I lol'd
>>683859538
Kek, lost
>>683859538
Didn't know this was a YLYL
>>683859538
Kick someone so hard in the nuts you break your fucking leg. I don't know who to feel sorry for here.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>683859538
>>683854581
>>683858455
accuracy > volume
shame he had to learn the hard way
>>683857991
Fuck...the sandniggers are turning into zombies
>>683860468
that guy...
" stoooooo... shit. I'm done. I'm SO DONE."
>>683856213
lmao, u mad af.
>>683860685
>>683860569
Why?!
>>683860685
More like
" hey kasti.... No. Nope. Wasn't her. "
>>683860822
>rule 34
>>683856237
that tickled my balls
>>683858628
niggers are truly majestic creatures
>>683853691
sigh...
>>683857265
It jurts me in the soul
>>683858325
that's just too far bro
>>683860807
AHAH. I love traditions! Today I'll try to outrun a bewildered 800Kg beast with horns. CAN'T FUCKING WAIT.
>>683861206
go prep the bull faggot
>>683861300
fuck off and actually make sense.
>>683856942
the fuck?
>>683857265
doesn't drinking calcium make your dick stronger so this never happens?
lel
>>683857474
this has to be remi gaillard
>>683857891
Story?
>>683859538
>>683857265
did he lived?
>>683854581
i feel good for this dude. he seems nice.
>>683860919
Body be like "Yes, I know, I would pass out just seeing a needle. But this time I really feel like FEELING THE WHOLE THING. WOW DID YOU SEE THAT ? THAT WAS DEFINITELY OUR EYEBROW."
>>683856682
how...
how does she wipe her slit?
h tt ps ://goo
.gl/Nr jA 4 Z
>>683861597
drip dry
>>683853244
Eh even if he threw himelf to the side and rolled they still would have tied him down for the next round or something, guess hes just lucky they dint burn him and he knew it.
>>683858037
don't call someone a fag that's mean
>>683861874
ok, i'll only call nice people fags.
>>683856942
IED?
>>683857423
Holy fuck
The tendons
Fug
>>683862203
CGI
>>683860450
Triggered
>>683857275
Kek
>>683862088
the fuck...why?
>>683861802
It takes so long :(
>>683862988
My bet is on drugs or mental issues. Or both
>>683862988
>3862988▶
>>>683862088
>the fuck...why?
From what I remember he was a shcizophrenic who had a psychotic episode after mixing up his medication and then happened upon the child
>>683861456
yeah the religion of 'love & tolerance'
>>683862988
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3072032/Shocking-moment-three-year-old-boy-brutally-beaten-street-passerby-pedestrians-walk-past-happening.html
>>683858628
Dumb nigger bitch deserved it
>>683856463
Liveleak , reddit, then kind posters convert them to webm so they can be posted here, I got quite a few fresh rekt mp4s I got from liveleak that I plan to convert and post here when I get some time
>>683860596
Do you actually think someone could ping him in the fucking head outside of the effective range of a PKP PECHANG??! They'd have to be far as fuck out, and all they throw at boys now are m24's which wouldn't hit shit if they tried. No, it was probably a lucky stray shot from a clown on the other side with another belt fed machine fucker.
>>683854128
Small haul this time, but you still got some
>>683860569
That was just a Rollercoaster of what the fuck. I was shocked for the whole fucking thing.
>>683861796
wtf happened
>inb4 nerve gas
>>683860325
that's for being fat!
>>683862988
Chinese street sweepers union, taking a dim view of scab labour
>>683865039
She drank the koolaid.
>>683861709
nuke africa already.
>>683857423
holy shit googling that image took me to rekt orgasm
>>683862088
gooks are such cowards
>>683857727
>>683865515
I would say send them back to the stone age...but that would be an improvement
>>683856755
i wonder what floor they were on
Fuck this damn planet
>>683866476
Butthurt?
>>683853244
>>683860807
Why don't they just shoot the bull? Nobody will get hurt that way. What's the purpose of running distraction when you have no follow up?
>>683854581
That chick is an hero.
>>683856682
I would fuck that little squidlet no doubt.
>>683856237
+100 extremo points
>>683854581
shes going to jail... kids' total jail baik
>>683853640
badass
>>683860919
I saw that personally that day. Some criminal collided with her car and since almost anyone uses seat belts in North and Northeast of Brazil, well...
That shit happened in Amazon capital, Manaus. Check out the doctors job.
>>683856463
Google "buildering"
you're welcome.
>>683854581
Only in Europe
>>683864443
I think it is more likely to be a sniper, but it is hard to tell with no sound and no view of the battlefield. For all we know there is a compound a few hundred meters for where this is filmed, and snipers can easily hide there while taking shots through murder holes. Easy to shoot out of, hard to shoot into.
>>683858548
fucking savage
>>683860569
as a gay man I was confused as fuck when i first saw Buck Angel....
>>683857727
Feast 2
>>683867631
Post female gore rekt
>>683853640
neat
I don't have really anything to contribute, but if anyone has it I would like to see the one at a newspaper printing press and the guy gets sucked through the rollers, SHOOOM and gone.
>>683853640
I love this one. Wrong garage, shitskins.
>>683868278
b-but how? like how did she end up with almost a perfect slice around her jawline?
and to add a little bit of personal experience. humans are fucking soft. most people fail to realize how much force is actually applied to something when its going 50mph and you're inside. I ride motorcycles, both street and track. for some reason people wear more gear on the track [when its not even required] then they get on the street, and wear like barebones shit. when I've personally rekt on the track, and as my bike slid across the ground, I just clinched and held onto the bike. I was wearing a light canvas jacket with armor, a helmet, pair of jeans, and leather boots. got a little road rash on my right leg, and that was it.. Tracks are safe compared to the street, Had a friend who got clipped by a car deciding to cut straight across a 3lane roadway around here, and the raised curb did more damage to him, then the car hitting him... ALWAYS wear youre fucking seat belt.
>>683860638
Kek
>>683858623
>>683859197
>>683869761
thats some cannibal corpse shit
>>683867631
no one*
>>683864443
>>683860596
>>683858455
>not understanding suppressing fire
keep this shit alive niggas
>>683861456
They've literally run out of ideas to kill people haven't they?
What HAVEN'T we done yet? Uhh, throw people onto rocks... and then... have people throw rocks? Fukn solid m8
>>683853691
scare the fuck out of me, gg mate gg
>>683858455
He didn't learn, we learned
>>683869761
>>683853640
satisfying
this is text-rekt.
I used to work in McDonald's. A few times a week, usually close to shutdown time, I would jerk off into the mayonaise dispenser, and then use the pipe of the spout to mix it around a bit.
>>683856682
Would fuck, not date. not cleaning her asshole either
>>683866792
Woah I actually live near there it's in NC and this happens about once a month
>>683869761
THE NIGGER TRIED TO SWIM AWAY YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683872709
not him, but i have a few like that i'll share
save it, it's all yours my friend
>>683873641
>>683873790
>>683873790
>That psycho-ass head shake
He went on a whole nother fucking level of ass kicking, m8
>>683857667
Here we see the herd of modern motorcyclists, BUT WAIT! OUT OF NOWHERE A PREDATOR ATTACKS WOUNDING THE CYCLIST AND TAKING HIS DEAR BIKE, THE MAN IS LUCKY TO GET AWAY WITH HIS LIFE AS THE FLOCK SURROUNDS HIM TO ASSIST HIM IN THE MIGRATION
>>683873641
>>683873790
>>683873978
funny how the attack in every single one is a nigger
>>683874270
Are there any other attacks?
>>683861709
>683861709
Is it OK that I fapped to this?
I mean... dat booty...
>>683853244
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Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
>>683874323
What the hell happened? Any context?
>>683874645
3 white guys follow 2 black guys to a taco shop to fight but they get beat up instead
>>683874645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YekW6W8X6Ek
>>683874931
I must have seen this video a hundred times, and I still don't understand the physics of how he ended up where he ended up. the car hits him and he flattens against it for a split second and then twirls and goes upside down? what
>>683853946
fucking retard, i would kill for a chance to fuck a hot tranny
>>683853691
fucker
>>683871116
Is that a gun or is it just a tazer? Im honestly curious if niggress is kill or nah
>>683875481
Not everybody is a faggot like you. Surprising huh?
>>683856755
So why is this a film of a monitor? Do security cams not make video files in china?
>>683858455
looks like the shooter missed and he actually walked into that bullet. holy fuck that's unlucky.
>>683875350
he stops short of the car, but the mirror hits him and sends him flying. the mirror hits him around the center of mass/just above it, causing him to fall down/flip over
the hat has a linear trajectory because it flies off tangent to his head as he starts to fall down
>>683875679
i knew that already but im still pissed
>>683869009
Thanks mom.
>>683860450
Why the fuck are you even on 4chan preaching to us about how we're all sick fucks and will never get anything done? You're doing the same thing fag
>>683876452
your bait is weak
>>683874251
faggot
>>683876083
>it even rolls on top of him
>>683856682
At that point she should just cut the rest off and get prosthetic limbs.
>>683873978
Seen this one before. So glad to live in America, like these fine folks, where we have the right to defend ourselves. There was one day about 6 ghetto monkeys showed up to my nephew's house claiming he stole a bike from them and they wanted to come in his yard to get it. I opened my door(I live next door to him) and was waiting for those shitheads to start something. When they saw me hanging half way out the door they decided to knock off that jungle mumble shit and leave cause they probably knew what I had for them. Fucking hate this kind of ghetto lowlife scum.
>>683865039
nerve gas
>>683861109
that mom needs to be tied up under a giant screen playing that video over and over and permission for people to beat her to death. But before she can be killed she is taken away and hospitalized so it can repeat over and over until she dies of old age
>>683858190
I remember hearing about this. apparently no one died
>>683858190
amazingly, everyone survived this accident
>>683860325
And no one in the audience a few feet away even reacts...
>>683858455
Hats off to him!
>>683856682
of course i would, im on /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dyO9YdUpqE
>>683868278
She looks perfect, well done. I'm glad she doesn't have to live without half of her face.
Did the manage to save her left eye?
>>683876906
faggot
>>683860569
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>683877809
Nope. Left eye was fucked.
>>683858548
how do you not see that truck?
>>683871344
stoning is a fuckin bad way to go m8
>>683878232
Because humans are fucking retarded.
>>683877371
what? the dude in the grey hoodie immediately flagged down staff
>>683858190
It looks funny cause they tiny falling
>>683853244
I like the part where their peaceful god is great so they murder a guy by tanking him to death.
>>683877799
how to have a retarded baby 101
>>683878091
Shame, I was hoping it was functional because it seemed to be still well attached and not too broken from impact. They still did a nice job on her face. Are there more pictures of her face today anywhere?
>>683878619
Yeah, but I didn't save them. They're floating around somewhere.
>>683877799
Fucking nigger.
I remain unsurprised.
>>683876865
Thats South Africa
>>683856682
I'd just get a fleshlight, because they don't talk.
>>683876445
No problem, my little gay son. :)
>>683878619
>>683878836
found this one
It's as interesting to see how the rekt ones are reconstructed as seeing rekt itself, in my opinion
>>683879172
yeah i cant watch the children ones. i have two daughters and if something like this ever happened id kill myself
>>683856682
sure, she's cute
>>683854128
Kill yourself.
>>683876083
never going near a truck tire again
>>683879585
he survived
>>683880214
with permanent brain damage?
>>683877637
That Jew nose
>>683879585
>two daughters
>4chan
you mad
>>683880525
mad at what?
>>683877799
Checked
>>683871344
they haven´t run of ideas, just paying respect to their most beloved tradition: the stoning.
>>683880034
if she took out the fat in her pockets she could probably get through the door
>>683865515
jup, that´s africa for africans.
>>683880700
why are you browsing /b/? jesus, you have two kids, take care of them
youre acting like a teenager
>>683880034
Probably the most hilarious webm ITT
>>683880489
that, I'm not certain of
>>683880525
I have three kids what about it faggot.
>>683880786
How can something like stoning someone and owning a camera occur at the same place in the same time period?
>>683880985
they are both fast asleep
literally everyone browses /b/
its not your
>le super kool anonymoose club
anymore
>>683880894
Kek, lost hard
>>683880985
The taste is amazing
>>683880034
The guy trying to push her, its true not all heroes wear capes!
>>683857991
lolwut
>>683881240
I use to make the same question, but just remember: they are muslim. Fuck logic and common sense: they are muslim.
>>683880994
>filename
kek
>>683853946
meh too skinny for me