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ITT: Anons name a superpower, and other anons limit it.

I'll start. Flight.
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>>683848546
Only when sleeping.
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>>683848546
You have a penis in your arm, and you are a nigger
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>>683848546

Only flies to a randomly determined spot on the planet, determined at midnight every day.

>hey steve we need bread
>no worries i'll fly down and get it no-oh nope fuck now i'm in armenia
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>>683848546
Everytime you sneeze your pants drop to the floor causing everyone to stare and laugh manically at your small penis.

X-Ray vision
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>>683849083
You can only see gay grandpa niggers
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super speed
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Damn, when you guys don't get it, you realllly don't get it...

The ability to jump as high as I want
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>>683849482
Only east
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>>683848546
The power to create anything including superpowers.
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>>683849482 Your penis grow 1000 meters (1km) each meter you run 1 meter.
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>>683848546
super fast fapping.
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>>683849821
Holy shit, what did i wrote.
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>>683849906
Only to traps.
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Telekinesis
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>>683849821
> each meter you run 1 meter.

Holy kek.
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ice magic
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>>683850289
It sounds, as eco, GAY GAY GAY GAY, each time you use the magic.
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>>683848546
Ability To make any female pornstar magically pop up from thin air in your room.
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>>683850154
You get terrible headache that grows with every minute you are using it. Painkillers won't help.
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>>683850154
everything you use it your mom, girlfriend, grandma and sister fell unbearable pain in their genitals
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>>683849543

>You will still fall as if you were on a freefall, meaning if you jump too high you will become a red stain against the ground
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>>683850759
every time you do your Penis shrinks into your body for 8 hours
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>>683850759
She will have a benis (xddddd)
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The power to be able to leave 4chan forever.
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>>683850844
Downside?
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>>683850912
You will dream with us every night
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>>683850912
but you are forced to visit 2chan everyday, and you cant read japanese
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>>683850912
Withdrawals that force you to go see a therapist 4 times a week.
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>>683850912
You only can visit reddit and tumblr feminist pages
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>>683851063
kek.
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>>683848546
Freeze time and only you can move around.
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>>683850289
Your body temperature drops significantly every time you cast a spell, with all the consequences and risks for your health. It takes 3 hours for your body to get back to normal.
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the ability to have anything i want without anyone fucking it up.
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weak shitty plasma powers like Jubilee from the Xmen
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>>683851258
You only can feel pain and sadness, as all of them are dead while you see them. You hear the cry of your loved ones, the most sad secrets.
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>>683851315
You become a dog every tuesday until you donate 300 trillion dollars to the Trump cause.
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>>683848546
you become the hulk when you get a boner.
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>>683851315
Inanimate objects fuck up whatever you do. They don't count as part of 'anyone' because they aren't sentient.
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>>683849644
Kek as fuck
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I became immune to everything harmful, including any of your stupid limitations
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>>683849715
It's always at HO scale
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>>683851258
Everyone knows when you use it.
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>>683851315
you always want what you don't have
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>>683848546
Ability to Speak perfect spanish when wearing a fedora.
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>>683851624
when you no longer have a boner you turn into a flaming bag of shit.
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I can shoot lasers from my fingertips
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Tard strength
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>>683851887
The lasers are made of dead baby niggers
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>>683851360
you have to wear the yellow coat and red shades
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>>683851876
> your imagination

kek
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>>683852027
That's a bonus
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>>683851315
You get retarded and only wish for retard stuff like warm ice cream
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>>683852022
You get cancer
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telekinesis
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>>683852027
Where's the limiting
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>>683851258
Time restarts if you touch anyone
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>>683851824
You become completely mute every time you take the fedora off.
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The ability to vibrate through walls.
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>>683848546
After fap you feel the most amazing orgasm of your life that lasts for 2 minutes and it always feels amazing everytime.
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Invisibility
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>>683852113
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>>683851684
your live is so good that you get bored & depressed and die at age 40
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>>683852022
you become a tard
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Hyperintelligence
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>>683851624
you are only sexually aroused by vintage cars
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>>683851315
You only want my dick in your mouth
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Make 2d girls 3d
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>>683852190
Cop out
>>683852486
Just when using Tard strength or forever
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>>683849083
you can never turn it off
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>>683852221
but only objects under 1 kilogram
any more and your balls will painfully explode

I want the power to mind control people!
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>>683848546
Limit this! The power to attract and have sex with at will with any female in and only in the Human race.
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>>683852492
You say ''Im a nigger, we wuz, we wuz'' each time you think
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>>683851824
Only to other bronies...
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>>683851887
Your mouth fills with a hobos toe nails like popcorn while you use it.
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>>683852501
How is that a downside
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>>683852598
All your wifus hate you and you are forever the background character, never the main or side character
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The ability to fuck off
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>>683849715
You can never remove what you create
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>>683852700
Your penis is radioactive and kills them immediately afterwards.

Immortality.
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>>683852700
The sight of a woman kills any erection you achieve
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>>683852390
Only cardboard walls

>>683852440
You only get erection from the touch of your grandmas left boob
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>>683852700
your penis grows 5 times larger and gets stuck if you cum inside, if you pull out you are stuck with a 50kg dick for 40 minutes.
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>>683852440
Everytime you use your power you lose a hand.
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>>683852836
You're forever out of smokes
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>>683852700
Everyone has STDs, and they're also ugly.
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>>683851824
Only when you're around people who doesn't speak Spanish
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>>683852467
but only to the mentally ill
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>>683852700
They are the poorest niggers, with the mind of who you wanted (basically is the person you wanted)
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Mememancer. The ability to create super dank hot memes. They never get stale.
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>>683852700
Your mother is always watching.
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>>683852700
Erectile disfunction
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>>683852689
While mind controlling the stupidity of the person transfers into you permanently

I have Gods powers.
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Zozzle
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>>683853140
You create memes
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>>683851887
You can feel the lasers on your fingertips
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The power to have any food anywhere at anytime.
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>>683852942
Live past the human race, leaving you on a lonely planet. That wasn't a limiting thing, that's fact. Also you get prison for life.
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>>683852700
You're gay, power is limited to chicks, no dudes will fuck you.
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>>683853140
They are used by normies all the time
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>>683853174
You become an atheist and don't believe in it
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>>683849482
But the effects of a normal human reaching high speeds still apply to you.
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>>683852700
You're a homosexual
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>>683851258
Your dick can't move around
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>>683853329
You can only summon stale food
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The ability to turn into any woman i see.
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>>683852756
mostly like this
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>>683853329
From Ethiopia
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>>683853329
It's already digested
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Limit this feggots! the power of can't be limited in your powers.
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>>683853495
You're blind
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>>683851887
It burns your skin.
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>>683853562
You have no powers
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>>683853562
You chose a lame ass power so you're so depressed you an hero.
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>>683853495
You can never turn back into you
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>>683853495
The woman dies and as she rots, so do you
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>>683853495
It only works on gay people
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>>683853274
this
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>>683848546
You have no control over lowering or raising yourself. You only fly in a straight path, and when you turn off the power, it does not work again until you're on land.

>>683849482
This speed applies to everything you do. You cannot slow down for anyone, and always act at a super-fast pace. This includes sex.
>>683849906
You get all the effects of long fap, including friction burn.
>>683850154
You have to be screaming, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!"
As long as you're using the power. Maximum volume.
>>683850289
Unfortunately, you can only edit ice. You can't make ice.
>>683849543
Everytime you jump, you lose an inch in height. Minimum height of 1 inch. At that point, you stop shrinking.
>>683850759
They will believe you kidnapped them, and call for help immediately.
>>683850912
You are banned from the internet as well.
>>683851315
You have no desires. (That's what you get for trying to loophole, faggot.)
>>683851360
Just loud enough for you to hear, someone screams 'Pew-Pew!' everytime you use your powers.
>>683851258
You age while time is frozen.
>>683851684
You become immune to anything useful as well, and become trapped in a quasi state of existence.
>>683851824
Unfortunately, you appear to be unattractive as hell while wearing said fedora.
>>683851624
Your dick not hard is 1 centimeter. At maximum boner, it's 2 centimeters.
>>683851887
Your fingers are not protected from the heat of the lasers, and therefor you quickly burn them off, too.
>>683852022
You lose the ability to speak any language, or transfer your ideas in a comprehensive way.
>>683852221
The entire time you're using the power, you must be speaking a new language. When you run out of languages to speak, you must restart the cycle in the exact order in which you began it.
>>683852390
You are occasionally used as the first human's vibrator, designed for XXXXXL fat people.
(1/?)
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>>683852467
You are ALWAYS invisible.
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Dustmancey
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Ability to grow large
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The ability to transform into any animal
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>>683848546
Ability to live in any chosen vidya universe without getting myself killed.
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GOAT level martial artist
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Omnipotence
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>>683853839
Say it isn't so

:'(
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>>683853866
You grow large by eating shit.
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>>683853866
Only one bodypart at a time and never your dick
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Fire proof body (counting skin bones and internal organ)that alows me to produce and manipulate fire at will
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>>683853881
You lose ability to think like human being while shapeshifted.
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Have biggest bennis ever.
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>>683848546
The ability to make items disappear and reappear at will.
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>>683852492
You have to sleep 18 hours per day because of your brain activity.
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>>683853140
no one finds your dank memes funny
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>>683853881
At 1/10th scale and albino
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>>683853881
but only when you're horny
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>ctrl f
>no teleportation
TELEPORTATION. Have at me /b/itches
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>>683853978
It's random and out of your control
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The power to summon a variety of cereal at my will.
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The power of teleport to any time on History. Even before the creation of the Universe.
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>>683854012
It causes cardiac arrest
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>>683852942
You get old anyway. Extremely old.
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>>683854148
Takes you the same amount of time it would to walk there
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>>683852492
only whilst eating
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>>683854012
So large that it fills up every room and you suffocate, only to come back to life with your dick 30x bigger than before. Also, all the blood in your body goes to your dick so you repeatedly die just to come back to life with 10% less blood.
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>>683854012
u cant get it up
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>>683853866
You never shrink back
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>>683854025
You have a bad case of dementia and forget everything you make disappear
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>>683854148
BORING
You can only teleport to Antarctica.
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>>683852700
You become to them as the One Ring was to Gollum
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>>683853140
Your memes are only reported on 9gag.
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>>683854148
Your molecules randomize bit by bit every time you teleport, causing defects in your dna and giving you cancer
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>>683854233
You only end up at a place where you immediately die
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absolute shapeshifting
i can shapeshift into anything
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>>683854148
50% of getting stuck or impaled in/on whatever objects that are close to your destination. This can be lethal.
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>>683853174
You don't exist.
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>>683854268
Kek
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>>683854148
Once a week and only 1m distance.
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>>683854440
Into anything penis shaped
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>>683854444
>4444
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>>683854440
can only shapeshift into triangular objects
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>>683848546

The power to be Donald Trump.
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>>683854440
But you don't know what until it happens
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>>683854440
The act of shapeshifting will cause terrible pain in your body and will leave you exhausted. If you are seen in the process, you will be hunted down and brutally murdered.
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>>683854148
you cause an implosion when you teleport and and you cause and huge explosion where you appear effectively killing yourself in the process
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>>683854570
You are assassinated by Bernie supporters.
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>>683854570
>you die once your become him
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>683854209
Only unsweetened stale wheates
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>>683853898
You can't move without someone using the pad.
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Ability to know who my father is and where he is at all times
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>>683854596
>>683854642
i can deal with that
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Power to control all carbon based objects
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>>683854774
Except when fapping
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>>683854774
Your father is dead and in a grave.
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>>683854233
You can do it once.
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>>683854774
but only while you are fapping
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ability to bind anyones will
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>>683854880
You have to put the object in your ass first
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SUPER SPEED
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The power to exterminate the Jews
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>>683854991
>>683855027
kek
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>>683854995
True
but I was hoping for a nigger joke
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>>683855028
People will immediately know that your target is controlled by you.
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>>683854657
>assassinated
>by jews
ooooookay.jpg
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>>683853898
Can only be an NPC
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>>683855117
you burn alive once you go over 15 miles per hour
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>>683855163
You live a long a prosperous life
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>>683855163
You're also a jew
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You can be any religion you want anytime, convincing the rest too, and knowing all the information/history about that religion for the moment.
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>>683854570
Without money.
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>>683855163
u wont finish ur plan and ull kill urself
>basicaly u become hitler and u r unable to change ur future
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>>683848546
The power of unquestionable credibility
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>>683854444
this is the only answer i will accept regarding teleportation. because QUADS
not a bad trade off tbh
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>>683849083

This is so fucking stupid. The way this whole thing is supposed to work is thematic consistency. The downside shouldnt be completely fucking unrelated to the superpower

>super strength
>but you shit out of your eyes lol

it makes no fucking sense and just makes you sound retarded.

for example - X-Ray vision: You can only see X-rays so you're functionally blind
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>>683855117
Only fast while walking on your hands
And you've got bad balance
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>>683855263
well then i can just control everyone
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>>683855444
You can't communicate
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>>683855460
but everytime you talk you eat shit lol
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Unlimited, uncontrollable fart spray from my ass
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>>683855444
Also chekk'd
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>>683855310
You forget all that knowledge the second after
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>>683855643
That only you can see and smell
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You have the power to be an OP, and simultaneously not be a faggot.
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everybody loves me
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>>683852440
Unfortunately, you must be masturbating to increasingly disturbing and illegal stuff, eventually having to create your own just to get a boner.
>>683852492
Everyone believes you're retarded, and therefor no one will listen or even pay attention to you.
>>683852598
The 2d girls go on to find 3d men, and none of them are you.
>>683852700
Unfortunately, you must start with the ugliest first. No skipping, either.
>>683853140
Everyone believes these dank memes are someone else's, and you merely stole them. As a result, you will never get any kudos for your work.
>>683853174
God doesn't exist in this universe.
>>683853329
You must feed everyone who looks at you, before you may eat. Failure to do so will result in you choking on your food with every bite you take.
>>683853495
You are merely a copy. As a result, you are captured and spend the rest of your days in some gobernment facility.
>>683853562
You have no powers to begin with.
>>683853840
Everytime you use dustmancey, you develop an allergy to dust.
>>683853866
Penis shrinks proportionate to size growth.
>>683853881
If you stay as that animal for longer than an hour, it becomes permanent. You also take on all the thoughts of said animal, and become no different.
>>683853917
Your low self esteem makes you doubt everything you know, and in the end you always second guess yourself anyway.
>>683853978
You are not immune to the effects of smoke, but aren't aware of this.
>>683854012
Virgin for life. Still though, this is one I won't screw with too much.
>>683854025
This requires a lengthy process, in which you do magic tricks to make it appear like it disappears
>>683854148
This only works when you tap your feet together three times and say, "There's no place like home."
>>683854209
Lactose intolerant.
>>683854233
While this is cool, you will not remember any of it as you won't have existed at that point.
>>683854440
Can't shape-shift into the same form twice. This includes human.
(2/?)
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>>683855868
but you're white
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Ability to roll dubs or quads at will
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>>683855643
your anus gets torn apart when you active it
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>>683855643
It's extremely flammable and if you wind up near an open flame, it'll travel into your body and you'll explode
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>>683855854
no one can see your post
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>>683855854
>OP
>Not being a faggot
>implying
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>>683855854
But you're banned
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>>683855310
Christian - you become crucified
Jew - you be gassed
Muslim - Goat Aids
Hindu - become Indian
Buddhism - you become a fat chink
Shinto - you commit suicide
Greek Mythology - Zeus rapes you
North Mythology - You die
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>>683855854
You can only post furry threads
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>>683855904
You can only spend up to 15 minutes per day on any imageboards.
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>>683849821
>Tfw I learn everytime I run a meter I run a meter
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>>683855643
If you fart too long without proper training, you enjoy prolapse.
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>>683849821
>each meter you run 1 meter.
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The power to control your body fat, muscles, etc, increase it or decrease it freely.
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>>683855877
so i cant be th same person?
i can just tweak some minor details and itll be a diferent form
thats pretty neat
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>>683855904
no one checks your digits
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>>683855868
EVERYBODY tryies to fuck you.
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>>683855887
so whats the draw back shitskin?
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>>683848546
Time control
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>>683856142
Can't control how much you increase or decrease it.
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>>683854148
But every time you teleport somewhere, you blow a huge load in your pants.
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>>683856142
It makes you suffer everytime, because the body isn't supposed to do so.
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>>683856182
rape or steady relationship
i mean rick and morty style or everything is hitting on me
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ability to be a normie and a lurker at the same time
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>>683851315
You don't know what you want.
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>>683856268
You age to equal the amount of time you alter.
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>>683856329
just teleport without pants
>>683856411
u dont have internet
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Power to dictate the 4chan user base
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Teleportation
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>>683856268
You are known as a huge threat in every possible timeline and every living, sentient species will try to erase you from existence.
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>>683856268
all affected durations are random
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Likely hood control
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>>683853917
You have to obey the laws of physics or you would create paradoxes that cause the destruction of reality
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>>683856142
everytime you do it you recieve new unremovable stretch marks
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I get a super awesome power of my choice, but you can't limit it because you don't know what it is.
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>>683856532
cant post only lurk
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The power to give everyone in this thread all the powers they wish for without the negative effects of the users posting negative effects, also that everyone can run really fast and everyone is a christian and loves jesus and that also they are the most powerful powerful person ever also
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The ability to ejaculate at will.
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Ability to kill myself anywhere
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>>683856243
you're white and not the supreme moslim race
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>>683849937
>what did i wrote
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ability to finally free myself from 4chan
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>>683856690
u cant us ur power
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>>683856690
u can't know what it is either or how to trigger it
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>>683856690
You only have it for 3 minutes of your life
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>>683856690
Neither do you and you´ll never find out
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>>683856769
You will keep suffering after death and never get used to the pain.
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>>683856780
again sandnigger mudslime whats the drawback?
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>>683856719
someone posts a power serving the sole purpose of negating yours
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Ability to anonymously kill anyone when you please
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>>683856813
someone finds your cp folder
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>>683856769
but you don't have the courage to pull it off faggot
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>>683856813
Only for 15 minutes at a time

You're here forever bud, don't you ever forget.
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>>683856911
you're a white faggot
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>>683856719
You are a sand nigger suicide bomber three seconds from 72 4chan virgins.
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>>683856926
the come back to life and they know who killed them and everyone believes them
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>>683856926
You feel their pain when you kill them.
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>>683856793
When i write one word, i write one word.
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Crippling depression
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>>683857014
how is that bad

i get everyone in this thread

everyone

fucking

everyone

and your mom cause she's a virgin too faggot
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ability to when I three and wrote
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>>683857087
It comes with anxiety attacks.
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>>683857001
meh better than being a sandnigger mudslime
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>>683857087
you are forced to hide it under jokes
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>>683856739
You can never orgasm or experience happiness ever again resulting in you going insane, losing control over your ejaculation switch and dying a terrible death while people stand around your semen covered dead body
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>>683857087
u get unconditional love from everything
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>>683849482
You have no legs
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>>683857087
>>683857180
>>683857217
Haha hahaha ha
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>>683857206

said the virgin
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Full Range Telekinesis
>can bend light waves to turn invisible.
>can use to assist lifting objects
>can use to fly
>can even use to change minds, although that'd be really hard.
waiting for these anons.
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>>683857156
you gain the ability to make sense
wth man?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed
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>>683848546
Never being able to be limited
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Ability to how I when I the video
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>>683857420
your brain requires stupid amounts of energy, therefore you can only live while connected to a power plant (can't resurrect)
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>>683857420
You're autistic and the sensory stimulation you get from telekinesis makes you have constant panic attacks
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>>683857399
okay not a virgin but hey u r free to think what u want i wont kill u for it
i would say kill urslf but i dont want another terrorist attack
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>>683849715
" Hey Listen "
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>>683857420
If you ever feel doubt/fear while using any of those, you will instantly die of heart attack.
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>>683857520
Your being a normie is not limited.
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>>683857420
Can only bend light waves in the dark.
Can only lift objects that you can't see, but they must be within 20 ft of you.
Can only use to fly when bleeding profusely out of your eyes.
Can only change the mind of someone who agrees with you.
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having every superpower i can think of and i can stack them
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>>683857790
They are mutually exclusive.
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>>683857420
>can only bend light into rainbows
>can only lift objects that have a monetary value of 5 $ USD or less
>only 5cm off the ground, and move at "average walking speed"
>can only change the minds of homeless people
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>>683857420
>Full Range Telekinesis
Crippling head aches whenever you use it

>>can bend light waves to turn invisible.
Only if nobody is looking

>>can use to assist lifting objects
Nobody wants your damn help

>>can use to fly
Only at the speeds of a crawling baby

>>can even use to change minds, although that'd be really hard.
Everytime you change someones mind, you also become easily influenced by something
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>>683857580
clean up isle /b/, someone spilled some vegetables on the floor
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ultimate healing factor
even if hit by a nuclear blast can recover
body returns to its top condition
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The power to turn 1gram of 15gram diamond into a bullet proof vest
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I become naruto
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>>683858134
kek
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>>683857790
You can only think about having a small penis
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>>683858135
you get a fanbase on deviantart
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>>683858133
You are a vegetable in wheelchair from the start
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>>683858135
u kill urself cause u r a shitty anime char and a fucking weeb
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>>683858133
Can't regen distant memories
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>>683858133
You lose an increasing amount of brain cells that can't be replenished, every time you heal
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Master of subconscious sugestion. Can make any girl want to fuck or anyone who I don't like an hero.
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>>683858133
complete regeneration takes a century
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>>683858135
>cant control ninetails, therefore it comes out and kills everyone, including you, since modern tech probably couldnt handle that shit and bijuu bombs being nearly nuke-tier.
>>683858133
>can only heal while getting laid
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>>683858133
Ur dick grows into different fruits each time you get blown up
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>>683858133
You take 11 thousand years to regenerate
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>>683858135
You can only do anything relevant at all after about a year of doing non-relevant things before going back to non-relevant things after a week.
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My power is depression. Limit me
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>>683858494
aaa keking so hard
im taking this
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>>683858660
u get better
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>>683858482
Have no dick and fall in love with every an hero
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I have the power to bestow autism onto people.
>inb4 you're autistic yourself.
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>>683852127
i kekt
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Only can influence the ugly
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>>683858482
You can't stop talking everything that you're thinking
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