ITT: Anons name a superpower, and other anons limit it.
I'll start. Flight.
Only flies to a randomly determined spot on the planet, determined at midnight every day.
>hey steve we need bread
>no worries i'll fly down and get it no-oh nope fuck now i'm in armenia
Your body temperature drops significantly every time you cast a spell, with all the consequences and risks for your health. It takes 3 hours for your body to get back to normal.
Only when you're around people who doesn't speak Spanish
Mememancer. The ability to create super dank hot memes. They never get stale.
Limit this feggots! the power of can't be limited in your powers.
You have no control over lowering or raising yourself. You only fly in a straight path, and when you turn off the power, it does not work again until you're on land.
This speed applies to everything you do. You cannot slow down for anyone, and always act at a super-fast pace. This includes sex.
You get all the effects of long fap, including friction burn.
You have to be screaming, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!"
As long as you're using the power. Maximum volume.
Unfortunately, you can only edit ice. You can't make ice.
Everytime you jump, you lose an inch in height. Minimum height of 1 inch. At that point, you stop shrinking.
They will believe you kidnapped them, and call for help immediately.
You are banned from the internet as well.
You have no desires. (That's what you get for trying to loophole, faggot.)
Just loud enough for you to hear, someone screams 'Pew-Pew!' everytime you use your powers.
You age while time is frozen.
You become immune to anything useful as well, and become trapped in a quasi state of existence.
Unfortunately, you appear to be unattractive as hell while wearing said fedora.
Your dick not hard is 1 centimeter. At maximum boner, it's 2 centimeters.
Your fingers are not protected from the heat of the lasers, and therefor you quickly burn them off, too.
You lose the ability to speak any language, or transfer your ideas in a comprehensive way.
The entire time you're using the power, you must be speaking a new language. When you run out of languages to speak, you must restart the cycle in the exact order in which you began it.
You are occasionally used as the first human's vibrator, designed for XXXXXL fat people.
The power of teleport to any time on History. Even before the creation of the Universe.
So large that it fills up every room and you suffocate, only to come back to life with your dick 30x bigger than before. Also, all the blood in your body goes to your dick so you repeatedly die just to come back to life with 10% less blood.
You can be any religion you want anytime, convincing the rest too, and knowing all the information/history about that religion for the moment.
this is the only answer i will accept regarding teleportation. because QUADS
not a bad trade off tbh
This is so fucking stupid. The way this whole thing is supposed to work is thematic consistency. The downside shouldnt be completely fucking unrelated to the superpower
>but you shit out of your eyes lol
it makes no fucking sense and just makes you sound retarded.
for example - X-Ray vision: You can only see X-rays so you're functionally blind
Unfortunately, you must be masturbating to increasingly disturbing and illegal stuff, eventually having to create your own just to get a boner.
Everyone believes you're retarded, and therefor no one will listen or even pay attention to you.
The 2d girls go on to find 3d men, and none of them are you.
Unfortunately, you must start with the ugliest first. No skipping, either.
Everyone believes these dank memes are someone else's, and you merely stole them. As a result, you will never get any kudos for your work.
God doesn't exist in this universe.
You must feed everyone who looks at you, before you may eat. Failure to do so will result in you choking on your food with every bite you take.
You are merely a copy. As a result, you are captured and spend the rest of your days in some gobernment facility.
You have no powers to begin with.
Everytime you use dustmancey, you develop an allergy to dust.
Penis shrinks proportionate to size growth.
If you stay as that animal for longer than an hour, it becomes permanent. You also take on all the thoughts of said animal, and become no different.
Your low self esteem makes you doubt everything you know, and in the end you always second guess yourself anyway.
You are not immune to the effects of smoke, but aren't aware of this.
Virgin for life. Still though, this is one I won't screw with too much.
This requires a lengthy process, in which you do magic tricks to make it appear like it disappears
This only works when you tap your feet together three times and say, "There's no place like home."
While this is cool, you will not remember any of it as you won't have existed at that point.
Can't shape-shift into the same form twice. This includes human.
Christian - you become crucified
Jew - you be gassed
Muslim - Goat Aids
Hindu - become Indian
Buddhism - you become a fat chink
Shinto - you commit suicide
Greek Mythology - Zeus rapes you
North Mythology - You die
The power to give everyone in this thread all the powers they wish for without the negative effects of the users posting negative effects, also that everyone can run really fast and everyone is a christian and loves jesus and that also they are the most powerful powerful person ever also
You can never orgasm or experience happiness ever again resulting in you going insane, losing control over your ejaculation switch and dying a terrible death while people stand around your semen covered dead body
Full Range Telekinesis
>can bend light waves to turn invisible.
>can use to assist lifting objects
>can use to fly
>can even use to change minds, although that'd be really hard.
waiting for these anons.
Can only bend light waves in the dark.
Can only lift objects that you can't see, but they must be within 20 ft of you.
Can only use to fly when bleeding profusely out of your eyes.
Can only change the mind of someone who agrees with you.
>can only bend light into rainbows
>can only lift objects that have a monetary value of 5 $ USD or less
>only 5cm off the ground, and move at "average walking speed"
>can only change the minds of homeless people
>Full Range Telekinesis
Crippling head aches whenever you use it
>>can bend light waves to turn invisible.
Only if nobody is looking
>>can use to assist lifting objects
Nobody wants your damn help
>>can use to fly
Only at the speeds of a crawling baby
>>can even use to change minds, although that'd be really hard.
Everytime you change someones mind, you also become easily influenced by something
>cant control ninetails, therefore it comes out and kills everyone, including you, since modern tech probably couldnt handle that shit and bijuu bombs being nearly nuke-tier.
>can only heal while getting laid