I'll give you a hint, he'd rather build a wall around me than rescue me.
Presumably my captors will be slain by some contrived poetic justice situation. Maybe they'll be kidnapped by aliens?
I hope this nigger was SAS or something.
the dude has a time machine and could neither save his family or kill savage when he had no powers and that flying wreck waverider is as incompetent as the half-ass hero crew.
i enjoy the show, but you're fucked
I'm almost certain I'm going to be okay. Bob is a damn intelligent man who knows how to apply himself when he needs to. And you be certain Linda will be there to help him in every step of the way.
Hardly. Only if they need antiques or a good meal.
Horst Lichter is a great chef and he has a show about antiques.
Same, we may be fucked or, some amazing miracle shit might happen
>brutally murders and eats me
I think this will turn out very well indeed for me.
i got nuthin' to worry about...
These guys, not sure what they could do to help me though
Yeah, good point there.
I think at that point he gets the cool ones to do it for him. Fire gun, freeze gun, ninja lady, robot dude, fire dude, I think they'd manage.
I mean unless they had to kill someone. Then they're fucked.
I bet he even hauled the Enterprise out of mothballs to come after me.
It makes me feel smarter while watching it. I watch it routinely.
>tfw I can relate to Raj
Bran Stark... welp I am fucked. Motherfucker is just gonna lie there and watch me die.
Actually, pic related... Guess the ransom will be paid in their blood.
Tom's not going to like me being on a shuttle with the mother of his child.
Frasier. Could he do it? Not without his father Martin's help.
I just hope I didn't do anything discourteous
I guess he could use his TV show to try to get the FBI to do its job. Or he could use his show to raise money for ransom or whatever.
At least he is a real person.
Pretty sure this is the last person I saw. Maybe John Oliver. Either way I'm set
Cullen Bohannon from hell on wheels
watching this right now and I am sure my as is saved while being able to watch people get knee capped
Worst Accidents Ever?
>Be me at local grocery store buying food for the week
>feel my big belly holding my lover's seed
>I walk down the aisles and hear a worker shout at me
>I get scared so I flee
>I'm hiding in the bathroom and hoping he goes away
>I hold my belly baby and say,"It'll be ok. I'm here for you"
>I wait for almost half an hour and go back out
>I finish up my shopping and head to check out
>I see the guy who was looking for me and try to stay out of his sight
>I'm scared that he's gonna hurt me for some reason
>I pay the cashier with $50 and tell her to keep the change
>I push my cart quickly but the wheel breaks off and I fall
>I land stomach first onto the tiles and see red chunks all around me
>People start screaming and I just groan in pain from my stomach
>I start to cry hysterically
>The guy who was looking for me sees me and walks over
>I cry harder and start throwing food at him
>"Get away!" I scream
>He says to me in a stern voice
>"Sir, this is what happens when you try to hide a watermelon under your shirt."
And I never went back again
Well I have two children so mone is the kid from the jungle book... I think I'll be okay
FUCKING JOHN SNOW....
NIGGER CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST TO RESCUE ME...
THANK YOU /B/ FOR GIVING MY LIFE MEANING....
I haven't watched RAW or Smackdown since Wrestlemania(which was very good and easily ranks among the top 5 Wrestlemanias in my mind) so I cannot say. I like New Day.
WWE NXT though, is a glorious show made with the hardcore wrestling audience in mind. It's fantastic. And Bayley has shown me that there is a version of Cena that I can enjoy - all they had to do was make him female and write her consistently as a morally upstanding babyface rather than do the same old "oh it's not cheating if the audience cheers". Bayley is is always positive, she always play by the rules, and she has fighting spirit coming out of her ears. Love her.
well, I'll finally get to meet my waifu, Maybe we can fuck afterwards. After all, I do owe her my life, and she has always needed a guy.
thanks /b/ros !
Of course I'll be saved, just look at this suave motherfucker
you got %100 percent chance of being a faggot
I watched c-span a couple weeks ago and havent seen any TV since.
Luckily I'm going to get rescued by the two nominees for Supreme Commander of NATO, European theatre.
I mean you really cannot compare a fictional character that is a part of a complex and interesting plot to a 'pro' wrestler who amounts to little more than a politician with no political influence, in essence an image, or rather a screen for people to catch and then project their ideologies and beliefs on. One could argue any fictional character does this, but I judge things like this based on the level of introspection they offer, and wrestling is probably the bottom of the barrel in that respect, along with politics and pop culture.