Are you gonna get saved?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Are you gonna get saved?
>>683838247
Jon Revived Snow
I haven't watched TV in years, but I have been watching TNG so it's Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard
the flash
I'm as good as free
Lexi belle
Rick, from Rick & Morty. I'm saved, easily.
Frylock
Saul Goodman.
I'll give you a hint, he'd rather build a wall around me than rescue me.
>>683838615
You'll get morty and be fucked
Steve Harvey :c
Will Ferral from Daddy's Home.
I'm fucked.
>>683838653
A true superhero, you're good
>>683838247
George Costanza
Fuck
Archer, so either he kills me on accident or I'm free
>>683838247
Norman Bates
Lorelei Gilmore
>>683838247
Hannah montana. I'm fucked anon
>>683838247
Hannibal Lecter
easy company
The punisher from daredevil aka Shane from walking dead.
Fry from Futurama. I'm probably fucked. Time to lube up my butthole.
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Lindsey from freaks and geeks
>>683838830
Lol Jerry Seinfeld here
>>683838247
Anthony Bourdain. I got a good feeling about this.
>>683838992
You win, fucking epic show
>>683839047
You're done
Bender from futurama
>>683838247
I'm sure Stephen Fry knows some people who could help him rescue me
>>683838247
fantastic four....... i think im good
Rip Hunter, legends of tomorrow.
I'm all good /b/ros
>>683839147
He will collect the ransom only
>>683839017
I got bender kek
>>683838247
Walter White
Hellsing
Rod Serling
Presumably my captors will be slain by some contrived poetic justice situation. Maybe they'll be kidnapped by aliens?
Stan Smith from American Dad!
I think I'll be good.
Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec.
I'll get saved, but only at the last minute and i'm not sure how but whip cream would be involved.
>>683838247
cory in the house
>>683838373
NIgga, we safe.
>>683838247
Do movies count? If that's the case it's Deadpool.
If it's TV shows... Jon Snow? Last thing I saw was the very end of the 5th season.
>>683838247
Chuck Bartowski muphukka!
>>683838247
Homer Simpson How fucked am i??
Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful. I get saved and then some!
Jon Snow
>>683838247
Gordon Ramsay
>>683838247
I hope this nigger was SAS or something.
John Locke
Don't tell him what he can and can't do!
I'm fucked
>>683839375
Jon sner is dead, you can have olly and like it
The Warden from Superjail
it seems I will be rescued by either Obi-wan kenobi or ARC trooper Fives (both from star wars: cw)
>>683839217
the dude has a time machine and could neither save his family or kill savage when he had no powers and that flying wreck waverider is as incompetent as the half-ass hero crew.
i enjoy the show, but you're fucked
I'm almost certain I'm going to be okay. Bob is a damn intelligent man who knows how to apply himself when he needs to. And you be certain Linda will be there to help him in every step of the way.
>house from house md
>>683839432
aaww yee.
>>683839611
fucking. daniel. radcliffe.
>>683838247
Rick Sanchez. I'm gonna get saved.
Lelouch, I'm basically free already
L out of Deathnote.
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Charlie Sheen
Arnold from hey arnold.
I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this.
>>683839569
Well I mean, couldn't he just travel back, and get me before I get captured?
>>683839778
Archer Sterling
ah shit any one of the trailer park boys
>>683838247
T H E F L A S H
GET REKT
Either Jerry Seinfeld or Kramer.
>>683839888
WinrAr
John Crichton from farscape
goku, I'm good.
>>683838247
Zoidberg
Fuck
George Castanza
>>683839819
thats what you'd think, but he couldnt get his family before they were killed or take down savage before he became imortal
>>683838247
>Family Feud
>Steve Harvey
fuck me
Goku, no worries here
>Peter Griffin
I think I'll be OK but I'm not coming home unharmed
>>683838247
Hardly. Only if they need antiques or a good meal.
Horst Lichter is a great chef and he has a show about antiques.
Could go either way
>>683840123
"Oops, saved the wrong hostage"
>>683839017
Same, we may be fucked or, some amazing miracle shit might happen
The Corleone Family FeelsGood
Gumball and Darwin.
>based
>>683838247
No, coz i'm not a dumb sheep who is watching TV being brainwashed with shit infos which no brain needs.
Derren Brown, Fuck yeah!
>im kill
Jimmy Fallon... im fucked
>>683838247
i think im good
>>683838247
I got Fred Sanford
>>683840411
you sound fun
>hannibal lecter
>saves me
>brutally murders and eats me
>>683838247
I am so dead...
>>683838247
One of the people on Boundless
I feel like my chances are pretty good.
>Will Smith in I am Legend
great I'm being saved by a delusional nigger
>>683838247
Dude from sword art online so I'm straight
>>683838247
Archer
I'm in good hands
>>683838373
Yugi Moto from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Fred and George Weasley...
>>683838373
We good.
I think this will turn out very well indeed for me.
>>683838247
could be worse
>>683840411
Yeah I don't think you need to worry about protecting your brain
Earl and Randy
Fuck
>>683838373
>>683839369
Same. I feel I am in good hands.
>>683838247
A Korean Starcraft2 pro...fuck
The Doctor
>>683838247
i got nuthin' to worry about...
>>683840411
>trying this hard
The flash
>>683838247
Fucking Jack Bauer I'm so lucky
These guys, not sure what they could do to help me though
>>683840553
The fuck were you doing watching that show nigger
>>683840596
yeah but the city in which you live is now also a smoking ruin due to Archer's Archerness
Fuckin don lemon from cnn.
Wayne and Garth from Wayne's world
>>683840650
I thought that said I'm a nigger kek
I stopped watching wwe for a long time now (idk why I don't hate it) but how are things.
>>683840076
Yeah, good point there.
I think at that point he gets the cool ones to do it for him. Fire gun, freeze gun, ninja lady, robot dude, fire dude, I think they'd manage.
I mean unless they had to kill someone. Then they're fucked.
Fucking Louis Litt
I'm boned
>>683840817
Does that show still come on or were you watching reruns?
The Flash
>>683840950
he wanted to see some bozangos
also he might be underage/faggot
>>683840951
True. But whatever lmao
I bet he even hauled the Enterprise out of mothballs to come after me.
Stan Smith. I like my chances
Peter griffin. I'll either be saved to further the plot. Or die in a really unoriginal unfunny way
>>683838247
The bro from Justified? I'm okay I guess.
Gordan Ramsey
Liam Neeson
Walter White. I'm feeling like I might have a chance.
daredevil
I think im goin to jail
Dexter Morgan, I think I'll be alright
Sam and Dean Winchester. I'll be out quick enough to make last call.
>>683840950
It makes me feel smarter while watching it. I watch it routinely.
>tfw I can relate to Raj
>>683841071
you'll probably hear some great puns, so it's totally worth it
Bran Stark... welp I am fucked. Motherfucker is just gonna lie there and watch me die.
i got Jim Rockford comin to save me. i think ill be ok
The flash
I got the flash, I'm safe af
Bill Oreilly from Foxnews
>I'm good
Fucking Jimmy Neutron
Rod Serling.
I'll be good.
>>683841233
>>683841244
Dubs for flash
>>683841065
nigga, I'm 27.
Pablo Escobar, I'll be fine.
>>683838247
Klaus Mikaelson from the originals....So....I'm dead. Really has he saved ANYONE ?
>>683839375
Deadpool saves me too, bro. We're good.
Actually, pic related... Guess the ransom will be paid in their blood.
>>683841154
Execpt he might "accidentally" stab you 37 times in the chest and dump your body in the ocean
>>683841288
Sup jimbles notronbo
Tom's not going to like me being on a shuttle with the mother of his child.
kek I'm as good as free
Micheal Gary Scott.. Or should I say Micheal scarn!
>>683841147
Best fucking show kek
>>683838247
John Rayburn from Bloodline
>>683838653
Saved then killed by Shake
>>683841440
>kek
enjoy youre stay
>>683839258
Me too. I think we're good, after a few close shaves.
>>683841395
tv show faggot
>>683838373
This
John reese. Definitly saved.
>>683838247
Jon SNow
>>683838373
yup. not concerned.
Great....
jason alexander he will make me laugh
Frasier. Could he do it? Not without his father Martin's help.
>>683838247
I just hope I didn't do anything discourteous
>>683841531
Still Deadpool, from babysitting a kid who was watching spider man or some shit on Disney.
Guts from Berzerk GG I survive
>>683838247
Chris Mathews.
I guess he could use his TV show to try to get the FBI to do its job. Or he could use his show to raise money for ransom or whatever.
At least he is a real person.
>>683838247
D-D-D-D-DAVE BENDEEEEERRRRRR, weatherman
>>683838247
Louis CK. I'm fucked.
Pretty sure this is the last person I saw. Maybe John Oliver. Either way I'm set
Sgt Jeffiords from the 99. I should be good
>>683838247
Philomena Cunk... I'm fucked.
>>683841288
It could happen, he is a boy genius after all. Also why in the fuck are you watching Jimmy Neutron??
>>683838247
Barney Stinson, I think I'll make it out alive
>>683838247
Dr,Who....should be simple
>>683838247
Cullen Bohannon from hell on wheels
I'm good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tKHlukQTik
Pinky and the Brain. I don't know guys.
watching this right now and I am sure my as is saved while being able to watch people get knee capped
>>683838247
Young Ned Stark
Either super fucked or super safe.
He'll probably raise my kid as his own. The kid will then be murdered, resurrected and ending up saving everyone.
>>683841828
my nigga
>>683838247
Shawn and Gus (Psych)
Sheldon Cooper. Bazooper
>>683838247
Alex trebek. Yeah I think I'm ok. Him or penny from bug bong thory
>>683842093
Unless your death is a fixed point in time
>>683838247
kirito from anime
im safe
fukken Raylan Givens praise the lord
>>683838247
Michael Scott... It was nice knowing you guys.
Norm MacDonald. I'm fucked, but at least I'll die laughing.
Worst Accidents Ever?
>Be me at local grocery store buying food for the week
>feel my big belly holding my lover's seed
>I walk down the aisles and hear a worker shout at me
>I get scared so I flee
>I'm hiding in the bathroom and hoping he goes away
>I hold my belly baby and say,"It'll be ok. I'm here for you"
>I wait for almost half an hour and go back out
>I finish up my shopping and head to check out
>I see the guy who was looking for me and try to stay out of his sight
>I'm scared that he's gonna hurt me for some reason
>I pay the cashier with $50 and tell her to keep the change
>I push my cart quickly but the wheel breaks off and I fall
>I land stomach first onto the tiles and see red chunks all around me
>People start screaming and I just groan in pain from my stomach
>I start to cry hysterically
>The guy who was looking for me sees me and walks over
>I cry harder and start throwing food at him
>"Get away!" I scream
>He says to me in a stern voice
>"Sir, this is what happens when you try to hide a watermelon under your shirt."
And I never went back again
Daenarys Targareon and three baby dragons. Well I'm fucked, but at least I know she'll avenge me with fire and blood.
Onto season 2.
guy fieri
>>683838247
Brock Samson.
I'm set.
>>683842465
Norm is fucking great
I like my odds, if he puts his mind to it.
>>683838992
Band of Brothers? That series is fantastic. One of the few true 10/10s.
Wilfred. I'm fucked.
>>683842286
Methuselah Honeysuckle to the rescue
Well I have two children so mone is the kid from the jungle book... I think I'll be okay
I'm good.
Rescued in 10 seconds flat.
>>683842629
Have fun cleaning all of that coagulated blood off of your body.
>>683842684
If you'd held out for a few more episodes, it would've been Lavender Goomes.
>>683838247
Kylo Ren will save me
I'm in good hands
Olivia Benson from SVU. Good as rescued and she is going to catch my rapist too.
Gordon Ramsay.
>>683842623
>>683838247
Dudes from Masterchef Australia.
>>683841521
I've been lurking since the 80's, faggot. Prove me wrong.
>Protip:
You can't
FUCKING JOHN SNOW....
NIGGER CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST TO RESCUE ME...
THANK YOU /B/ FOR GIVING MY LIFE MEANING....
>>683843021
I don't know why but this had me laughing tears
>>683842045
It's a good show.
>>683838247
The Team from criminal minds.
Saved, hope by Jennifer hugetits
>>683842653
you good.
straight cash homie
>>683843492
They'll catch your killer
>>683843410
>It's going to be great movie
Alex Trebek
good bye cruel world
Donald trump
Prince of Canada, idk guys I think I'm dead
>>683840276
Ayy lmao
>>683843542
That's what I was thinking.
Check out 30 for 30: Rand University sometime.
Adolf Hitler, He returns trailer... LMAO
>>683840969
I haven't watched RAW or Smackdown since Wrestlemania(which was very good and easily ranks among the top 5 Wrestlemanias in my mind) so I cannot say. I like New Day.
WWE NXT though, is a glorious show made with the hardcore wrestling audience in mind. It's fantastic. And Bayley has shown me that there is a version of Cena that I can enjoy - all they had to do was make him female and write her consistently as a morally upstanding babyface rather than do the same old "oh it's not cheating if the audience cheers". Bayley is is always positive, she always play by the rules, and she has fighting spirit coming out of her ears. Love her.
>>683838247
Deadpool, guess I'm save
>>683843645
>Alex Trebek
Too bad it wasn't Bob Barker, dude kicked Sandler's ass
well, I'll finally get to meet my waifu, Maybe we can fuck afterwards. After all, I do owe her my life, and she has always needed a guy.
thanks /b/ros !
Jon Snow. I think I'm okay.
>>683843853
But it's all acting all the time, why do you care?
>>683838247
Fucking Mythbusters, hell I'm safe as in heaven already now
>>683842403
shhh dont do this to me.
detective conan
>>683838247
The Magnificent Seven
tv seires
![[Wire-Subs] Haibane Renmei - 03 [BD 720p][9944CF92].mkv_snapshot~2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T3gTQbu.jpg "[Wire-Subs] Haibane Renmei - 03 [BD 720p][9944CF92].mkv_snapshot~2.jpg")
I'm fucked
the Fury tanker crew.
mmmmmmm
probably yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLFZdzgCLw
I got this
>>683844083
Why does anyone care about any fictional characters/books/shows/movies/plays/operas...?
that fuck from catfish
>>683838247
zach braff, I'm fucked.
>>683838247
The fucking punisher. I ain't even sweating.
>>683844425
Because it's cheap shallow acting that adds nothing
>>683842230
no fuckin' way, i haven't seen or even thought of that shit in years
BACK ON THE ROCKS,
BACK ON THE ROCKS, BABY
>>683838247
dexter morgan of Miami metro forensics
>>683838247
>The Last Man on Earth.
I mean, he's got a gun. So it's possible.
>>683844425
small lives need to be entertained you know.
The Doctor, from Doctor Who.
Well, I got 50% odds of being saved and 50% odds of being killed by some kind of bog-monster.
Stephen Fry, I'm dead
Of course I'll be saved, just look at this suave motherfucker
>>683838247
Johny Knoxville from jackass is trying to save me. Fucking johny knoxville. I'm good.
Really good question.
>>683838247
>Conan O'Brien
I'm fucked
>>683845215
you got %100 percent chance of being a faggot
I watched c-span a couple weeks ago and havent seen any TV since.
Luckily I'm going to get rescued by the two nominees for Supreme Commander of NATO, European theatre.
>>683838247
The family from Malcom in the Middle
>>683845787
Hal glides majestically on his skates.
Fucking Deadpool. Im gonna die, but it'll fucking rock.
Lucas Hood from Banshee, hope is not lost.
>>683838247
Reddington. Better run, bitches.
>>683838247
Spike from cowboy bebop.... I'm fucked it was when he died.
The cuck from The League.
I'm doomed.
>>683841154
Same bro
>>683838247
Peter Griffin
>>683838247
Hannibal Lecter.
I'll probably get eaten.
>>683838247
Sam and Dean Winchester, I think lucks on my side
Don't judge me it was recommended and I enjoy it I'm not part of the tumblr fandom
Setsuna from 00 Gundam. I should be ok. Or he kills everyone
>>683838247
God.
Saved as i could be
>>683844425
I mean you really cannot compare a fictional character that is a part of a complex and interesting plot to a 'pro' wrestler who amounts to little more than a politician with no political influence, in essence an image, or rather a screen for people to catch and then project their ideologies and beliefs on. One could argue any fictional character does this, but I judge things like this based on the level of introspection they offer, and wrestling is probably the bottom of the barrel in that respect, along with politics and pop culture.
>>683845921
And then cooks some meth.
>>683838247
Ragnarr Loðbrók
>>683838247
Rick Grimes so I'm good.
>>683846231
Amen!
