you'll get there
The girl I lost my virginity to sucked my cock for about twenty seconds, and then I busted. It's really hard to put a half floppy cock into a condom and then have 'sex' with a girl, but dammit I did it.
29 or 30, need to update my log
From Holland. But holy shit American girls are so goddamn easy, it's really like in those college movies.
Partners... I don't know what this means, there's no parameters.
>Amanda (The sequel)
it feels like I'm forgetting some but that's all I can think of right now
This true, Amerifats? I might just take a holiday in the states if this is the case. I'm probably about a 7-7.5/10, but I'm pretty well spoken with a clear English accent. Am I good to go? Any particular cities/states that have plenty of shallow bitches that will dig it?
The woman that lived next door to me molested the fuck out of me when I was younger.
It was ok.
Average Dutch male height (according to wikipedia) is 1,81.
It feels quite alright. And dudes above 1,94 look like Nordic trolls anyway. Usually they're skinny because their size stretched them out. Not that impressive.
Almost all bareback.
No std (surprisingly).
Most were less than 6/10s with a few 3 or lowers.
A couple of 8+ and I always tell anyone that will listen... Smash those uglies, git gud at sex. When you finally score a cute one, you'll be an ace in the sack and she'll want more.
Not sure of exact number but married the last one almost a year ago. Meaningless sex doesnt even come close to sex with someone you love. Stop counting like a beta bitch, find the prefect girl, and fucking marry her. Nothing wrong with sleeping around though just dont keep count like a faggot.
I wouldn't smash an ugly tbh. It's not just for me, but for the other bros. If you smash her then you will feel like shit about yourself, and her ego will grow and she will feel superior for nothing and will start turning down more guys
English and Irish accents are pussy magnets in the states
>Smash those uglies, git gud at sex. When you finally score a cute one, you'll be an ace in the sack and she'll want more.
So much this. The "get your dick wet" cliché is all too true.
Quite often is these types of threads you will see virgins who for some reason are turning down fat and ugly chicks because they are afraid of having regrets about not losing their virginity to a 10/10.
Too bad they don't realize that they are extremely unlikely to score a 10/10 without the confidence you'll get by losing your virginity, and the fact that in 5 years they probably wont remember the actual act of losing the virginity.
lol just lost my virignity a couple days back, 21 yo
all you virgins out there, it's not that good. it's kind of being able to touch a woman that you like while you have a really weird but slightly warmer wank than usual. it's gonna be a real long time until my second intercourse, b/c it's just not worth it. i can jerk off anywhere anytime how often i want for how long i want without paying a single dollar for jewellery, or paying prostitutes, if you're into that
srsly, i had some sleepless nights over my virginity and i could've totally just wanked for a bit to make myself feel better/calmer/less horny
Oh I know that far too well. I could go on about how miserable my existence is, just be glad you're not me. If I can make you feel better for that, I feel like I made a difference to make someone less sad for a day.
If you hit 21 and you're still a virgin you should just get an escort. Sex is something everybody should experience at least once.
6 (more if we're including blowjobs+handjobs)
Though, I'm a big picture kind of person. I don't WANT as many as possible. I want someone it'll all work out with. I've come close to that a couple times... But then one of us moves.
I don't believe that you have to experiment as much as possible to figure out what you want in a girl (a guy for you gals or gays out there).
If you know yourself, I think you should know MOST of what you want in a partner.
Nah fam. Some of the "uncle Vitos" as my brother and I call them, are unfuckable. The ones that got superior, lol, get dumped. If you're lucky enough to get the D you better realize it. Again I'm referring to those >3's
only 31 partners, and you've got all that?
I've had gonorrhea...
with 150+ partners, I lost count after around 100 women
Yea it seemed to be true at my College. A lot of our soccer team was British and they got some fine pussy.
One dude who was pretty short was fucking this really hot chick I was friends with.
It'd be more but I became an alcohol after high school
I did, this one.
Awesome. She is a man, so she is perverted just as a man can be. Hours of anal sex, without bitching. Pretty good head too.
18. 5 girls (15,39,19,37, ). 2 hookers. .3 blowjobs (step sister, prostitute,homeless chick, gay chemist) and I met a twink on craigslist and fucked him in the parking lot of Walmart at 3 in the morning in his Prius.
Haven't gotten a STD, just a few chemical burns from forgetting to remove a condom and passing out, and a time when the detergent didn't get washed completely from my skivys>>683836302
>Not as great as you think /b/ros
the key to fucking a lot of women - is being willing to fuck anything. you start fucking niggers, fatties, and the fine ones just slip in there somehow. before you know it, you're up 200. did a trap slip in there for a blowjob? maybe. a midget? yets. things get weird. but things also get fun.
>oh no she shit on my floor! sweet!
Atlanta's mad slutty, but all the sluts are sheboons with AIDS.
It's a good place to be married because you know your spouse probably won't cheat because it's not worth getting AIDS.
Stopped counting when I hit 50 in my thirties. Count jumped up quick when I hit my thirties too. Avg 10 a year now so at least 100 lifetime.
Plus I was faithfully married for 8 years. Had enough to keep me satisfied.
700-900, not sure exactly.
Spend around US$30-50,000/year on hookers, and when I am not working, I travel to countries with cheap hookers and go on sex binges. And no, I don't have HIV. Have gotten a few STD's over the years, but fortunately all have been treatable thus far.
Think like a girl anon, obviously you want to fuck the guy you may never ever see again. Sex is frowned upon amongst girls, so rather than be humiliated by sleeping with someone in their area, they are going to sleep with the guy who NO ONE will ever know about. TL;DR
>girls fuck guys who know how to keep their mouth shut
Yup. Although I'd really really like to fuck a midget so I guess my standards are even lower than yours
Yes, go to SEA frequently. Lived in BKK in my late teens/early 20's. Nowadays usually just go to Pattaya. If I don't have a large bankroll usually go to Phnom Penh or Sihanoukville. Have been to most of the P4P hotspots in SEA, though.