Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Akiko claimed
>>683829514
I'll drop it in here for free when the demo is done
As you said, anything for fellow /waifu/fags
I've been a poorfag all my life, I've been happy with what I had. Of course I strife for more, but I can appreciate the small pleasures of life. I know what an incredible privelege it is I am allowed to study. My interests and field of study shows promise of a steady future but even if all I get is a house with a roof and food in the fridge I'll be happy
So what do you want to study in college? I myself passed my entrance test with full flying colors. If you really want something the best way to get it is through great effort
>>683829568
I love all seafood, but salmon is by far my favorite. I once caught a wild salmon from the river, that meat was godlike. I like it best raw or in Maki rolls with some soy
>>683829995
Yup, Zenyatta isn't that bad though, those Discord orbs can be dangerous.
What do you think of D.Va's and Junkrat's Qs? The wheel shit has fucked me way too often
>>683830135
Is it a good place to live in?
Kyouko claimed.
>>683831197
Best Waifu Claimed as alaways: Mafuyu
It may be nearing completion.
claim are we safe from erp?
>>683831385
*always
>Mafuyu
so who's lookin' to get fucked and sucked by the hottest glutton on this whole damn planet!
>>683831366
hope those legs of your break on a highway
>>683830635
Yes, is that not what you would like to be called leader??
>>683830768
I hacked my account now I am 11th prestige bitch, hope youre ready for the shit storm
Rikka claimed
Probably last claim for me before I sleep. I really shouldnt be awake..
>>683831366
Great ultimates overall. Well, when they're in the enemy team. When I'm the one Qing, it feels like Im throwing firecrackers instead of actual explosives.
>>683831397
her areola are huge though
>>683831478
listen here you fucking cocksucker, your waifu is stupid looking and goddamn worthless.
>>683831526
>>683831545
Get Out Glutinous Pervs.
>>683831478
Probably my least favorite waifu here.
Ugly as shit and underaged, please consider ending your own life.
I just want to feel alive again.
I just threw up on my bed, not a great start.
Sorry Emi.
>>683831197
mandatory cc claim
mother fuckin mother fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI
>>683831304
I have never caught wild fish before. Let alone caught any fish when I went fishing
>>683831397
>>683831427
Let's hope
>>683830135
I wasn't here a few thread ago. Did I miss out much?
>>683830208
Same
>>683830370
I don't think we ever done such
>>683830635
You're scaring me, prinz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ijVnXIWBk
>>683831599
Couldn't put the effort in so you hacked your way?
Jesus Christ what a puss. Unlike you, some people actually put time into quality games like MW2.
>>683830856
Season 2 or movie maybe. That's what I'm hoping for
>>683831099
Hehehe~
>>683831599
Lewd leader just makes it sound like I started it.. That's all
>>683831742
gluttonous* jesus fucking christ, i'm a fat uneducated piece of shit, and i know how to spell that one. says a lot about you, dumbshit retard.
>>683831695
Ruri a qt
You a kike
>>683831800
best thumbnail 4chan gave me so far
>>683831919
more like an ugly excuse of a character
>>683831905
Was not trying to say the sin, mentally retarded faggot.
>>683831613
goodnight see ya later
>>683831870
get over yourself. go fucking suck a wet fart out of your grandpa's ass and hold it in like a bong rip, you fucking tryhard retard.
>>683832054
sing*
seriously, you can't even spell and your calling me retarded. pathetic
>>683832143
SALT
A
L
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>>683832179
Sing? NO it was the SIN, fucking moron.
>>683832285
nice insult from the 8th grade
fucking child
>>683831830
I speared him from a kayak
They seemed pretty docile, maybe other kayaks fed them or something. Either way not my problem and it was delicious
>>683831742
Just ignore it, you're only fanning the flames
>>683831870
Yeah man I dont have time for grinding shit games, I gotta be on top as soon as I can!
>>683831871
I apologize! I didnt mean to make it seem like that. My bad!
>>683831830
We havent, I respect you too much frenemy
>>683832054
go suck off your lord and savior.
>>683831613
G-goddess of lewds?
Oh my...
>>683831599
Sorry Rikka, it was my fault~
>Actually, I'm not sorry
>Wahaha!
>>683831871
Oh Prinz...
You're...
Mmh...
>>683832179
I want to start licking that chocolate from your breasts and go all the way down through your belly.
>>683831799
> just threw up on my bed
How bad is your illness? You should probably get some rest man. Is there anyone there to take care of you? What symproms you got?
>>683832346
nice job capitalizing "no"
please consider tackling a moving train.
>>683832041
You're getting confused with Ayase
>>683832453
>grinding shit games
What the fuck did you just say, MW2 is a 11/10 in my books, you've got some real shit taste.
>>683831304
It's good to be grateful for what you have, but never stop trying to go further, you might be the next big game developer, strive for success.
I want to study medicine, the entrance exams aren't hard, but the marks required for medicine are astronomically high.
>We'll appreciate you leaving the demo, wholeheartedly
>>683831613
Good night! We'll continue this conversation if you are here tomorrow.
>>683831799
I give up.
>>683831800
I want that fucking thumbnail too
>>683832453
Nah that's okay! Just word it differently next time okay?
>hugs
Good job hiding, you did well
>>683832573
Hmmm?
What's going on?
>>683831799
i hope it kills you.
>>683831871
I know Shimakaze is already a cutie anyway, so even if Prinz isn't there yet, it's worth watching.
>>683832721
I'll stay here for a bit but post less for a bit.
Who's up for some huggies?
>>683832654
No way, fat fuck!
>>683832524
Ignore.
>>683832751
Hiya Konata
How ya been?
This is some real fucking cancer.
>>683832883
>>683831799
Is everything okay?
>>683832891
you responded to it; nice job "ignoring" me, moron.
>>683832962
Indeed it is.
>>683832607
go down to my meaty and sweaty cock and finish it off
>>683832891
die
>>683832721
everyone wants that thumbnail
>>683832721
Well I have just always been happy with what I had. I never realized I was poorfag until I got to high school where I felt it hard of course. I strive mostly to share my content and ideas with you guys, not so much in it for the money, but it's a nice bonus of course.
Medicine eh? That's a noble path you're on. What do you hope to do with it?
>>683832751
Your usual shitposting, along with some ERP
How are you Konata?
>>683832932
Hey there, I'm good, playing some lol, kinda confused. how are you?
>>683833024
You thought I said Ignore to you, moron.
>>683832640
Alcoholism.
>>683832721
You wouldn't be the first one.
>>683832788
How original.
>>683832722
Ah, well...
Nevermind...
I'll just put the remote where it was before Hehe~
>>683831799
Tats please...
Everyone's here to help...
You could've just told us what's going on~
>Mafuyu out.
>>683833180
Same boat as you, no idea what the hell is going on.
>>683832706
MW2 is a shit game ita all about CoD 4, thats where all the real men play. Not your pussy ass commando, no stupid one man army, real shooting games!
>>683832722
>hugs back
Yes captain! I will next time I promise!
Thank you, I needed to return to you, its what kept me alive
>>683833077
Make sure to warn me when you are about to finish, I don't want your sweaty load of manjuice in my mouth.
>>683832883
Heh, shimakaze is pretty cute. You only watch the show for the girls Really.
>hugs
>>683833283
N... No don't!
>>683833186
well, you did respond to my post. nice job capitalizing "ignore" in the middle of a sentence, dumbshit.
>>683833167
oh snap! how are you today? im good mostly
>>683833356
polka dots are cute :3
>>683832387
Aw that sounds like so much fun! I went fishing in a lake and got a bite and reeled it in and it got lose ;_; was sure it was a catfish
>>683832453
Totally agreed on that. It's like that childhood best friend of opposite sex that are like family kind of feel
>>683832962
This
>>683833257
Hey Tats, I know I'm new here but I totally know how you feel. I'd say that it's gonna "be ok" but you probably heard that a thousand times. You should take a nap, man.
>>683833452
>hugs back
I gotta agree thats my main reason to start watching too.
>>683833426
make sure to smear my mayonnaise all over your small child like body
that was a good one
>painful moans
>>683833547
Yui a cute
>>683833257
go fucking die
>>683833180
>>683833547
I'm tired man, been coding and modelling a good 12 hours or something and calling it a day now, looking to play some vidya
Do you play EUW?
>>683833257
How long have you been going? I helped my stepdad get off the stuff. He's 2 years clean now but that sure was a ride through hell.
Withdrawal is no joke. How are you dealing with it?
>>683833300
>trip dubs checked
Night
>>683833257
Alcohol is a bit counter productive if feeling alive is what you want.
>>683833771
diddo
kagami claimed!!! hello everyone
>>683833167
>I have just always been happy with what I had
I envy those who can think like you. But, I firmly believe that if you are good at something, you should get paid for it.
>What do you hope to do with it?
I want to become a neurologist and hopefully cure things like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis and stuff like that.
>>683833257
In my defense I must say you did it first. I don't know why I bother trying to help anyone.
It's your life. Do as you please.
>>683833637
yeah you fucking manimal monster. i would love to ram a banana up my ass, while dipping my balls in hot oil after reading this.
>>683833863
is this some sort of fetish?
>>683833949
Hi Kagami, been waiting for you to come on.
>>683833949
The tornadoes haven't taken you!
Dio-sama...
>>683833949
Leave kagami. It's erping and lewds everywhere!
Shinoa
>>683833452
But you hated it since the first time I showed it to you...
>>683834083
you have??? w-what for???
>>683834129
it'll take more than tornadoes to kill me!!!!
hey homu!!!
>>683834023
go fuck yourself
its a lively hood
>>683834248
b-but i never wanna leave!!!
>>683833779
Nah I don't play it, what is it? Kagami got me obsessed with LoL so I mostly play that, but I'll definitely be playing the new Pokemon later.
>>683833949
Hey there! how are you?
>>683833283
Nah. I'm fine. Leave me to destroy my liver alone.
Semi-alone at least. Drinking without anyone to talk to is boring.
>>683833625
I will, maybe just a few more shots and I'm gone.
>>683833771
Doesn't interest me.
>>683833779
>How do you deal with it?
I don't.
>>683833810
I know.
>>683833397
Aww, you're welcome <3
>infinite hugs
>>683833625
Yeah. Just a heads up the story line is really meh, but the girls keep you Interested
>>683834250
I didn't hate it, to be honest it was quite fun! Just unexpected
>>683834319
Because everyone else was consumed by ERP and shitposting.
OH SHIT BOI, I just checked my phone and noticed location was turned off. And guess what, Tinder doesn't sen you notifications when your location is turned off
>mfw phone wouldn't stop vibrating
>mfw 22 matches
>mfw all 3D grills
Damn.
>>683833958
Well it's a mindset that I like to believe was grown from experience. I believe that if I do what I love good enough people will pay me for it anyway.
Curing Alzheimer would be most welcome. If you could do that inbetween now and say 3 years that'd be swell
>>683833949
Sup Kagami, bit of shitposting going on at the moment.
>>683834129
that image has traveled far beyond stupid as we know it, and into a whole n'other dimension of stupid. you're a faggot.
>>683834557
>mfw all 3D grills
You mean bots?
>>683834474
For your safety!
>>683834557
Oh shit nigga!
Shinoa
>>683834495
hey! im fine, just had a long day at work....'cause tornadoes kek, we had to move all our aircraft back out again....
>>683834551
oh!!! sorry to hear that...how did your day go??
>>683834662
i see that now....how are you doing kyo??
I really want to sleep but you guys are keeping me up.
God dammit, I like you all already.
>>683834523
You should, really. Please be okay.
>>683834535
As long as there's cute girls, I'm down.
>>683834557
OSHIT
>>683834787
OH DAMN
>>683834495
I meant do you play lol in EUW (Europe West server)
Oh yea I heard about the new pokemon but I'm missing out on al the news. I guess I'm getting old
>>683834523
Well that's one way to deal with it.
>>683834523
it should, considering you're a fuck-up on such a colossal level. it's astounding.
>>683834523
I still don't know if you're the kind of person for Telegram or stuff like that so I won't even ask.
Though I won't say anything, if someone needs help, I need to know that she/he wants it first.
>>683834535
O-oh...Really?
Buy it's too lewd to be used here...
>>683834555
nice trips fellow lurker
>>683834832
Been lying in bed all day with a headache, somewhat better now. What about you?
Devito clammed
>>683834319
Legends never die amirite? Im a bit confused but fine, I got what I wanted, stuff to worry about that I shouldn't really care.
>>683834684
Get on my level.
>>683835018
it's brain cancer; fingers crossed!!!!
>>683834832
I'm doing good, just the usual.
You?
My science empire is doomed by another invading empire... My efforts were useless.. How's /waifu/ doing?
HOLY SHIT IM HOME
>>683834928
That's a nice way on thinking.
>we're keeping you up
Ah I wouldn't want to do that! Sleeps more important, I'll talk to you tomorrow?
>>683834987
Who said it had to be public~
We can always do it in private <3
>>683835159
you snail-skulled little rabbit
>>683835018
sorry to hear that...good that you're getting better though! just a long day at work....
>>683835159
l-legends?? im far from a legend....im not even bookworthy lol
do you wanna talk about it??
>>683834832
uh oh, are you ok? We don't get any natural disasters here besides dust storms and I guess people can have heat strokes, but for the most part, I'm safe ^-^
>>683834950
my bad >.> and I don't think so. I want a Litten :(
>>683834990
Wasted it. Sad face.
>>683835253
I wanna stayyy.
Too many cute waifus for me to sleep :(
>>683834984
I'm a teacher and I finished university.
I'm pretty okay on that front, I've got external issues right now.
>>683834535
Thanks for the infinate hugs <3 im gonna need them I just got called into work on my day off. So stupid.
See you guys later <3 love you all
>>683835233
????
>>683835251
welcome home
>>683835356
>tfw neet.
>>683835251
Hiya Mugi
Is the cancer over?
>>683835507
i require pictures for proof
>>683834557
The world is in serious need of more people like you. Too many good-for-nothing narcissist who want to get paid for existing because they think the world owes them something. You are the hard-working type. I like you.
And I wish I could cure Alzheimer's in 3 years. Believe me, if I had a few Med books and money for research, I'd try. The degree and the career itself are nothing but formalities for me. Unfortunately, I doubt I can do it. Someone else might though, I believe in scientists.
>>683835507
Stop answering him.
>tfw one of your ex girlfriends is one of your matches
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>683834787
I can definitely see that there's a catfish or two, but most of them look really real enough to be real
>>683834821
You can say that again
I haven't use Tinder in a month maybe
>>683834944
>checked
>>683835233
>checked
at least you got some dubs
Hey Megumin
>>683835251
Moogs
>>683835358
Fuck, you know you can check what server you're playing on in the launcher. What's a Litten?
>>683835253
Well I never did something like that with you so...
It may be new~
Hehe~
>>683834928
D.Va go to sleep if you really need to~
It's the Lewd goddess that speaks.
>Even if The queen Stocking has the highest rank on ERP
>>683834557
What's 3D? Anime is life.
>>683835358
im okay, i just have to deal with the stuff that comes with it lol, how are you doin???
>>683835233
rip explosion empire...
>>683835251
Hey Mugi.
>>683835630
Probably not.
>>683835493
But you need to sleeeeeeep. We're not going anywhere, we'll be here tomorrow
>>683835592
Nooooooo! I'll cya later Rikka <3
>sad hugs
I'll see you tomorrow
>>683835630
Yep! Stocking ended it ironically
>>683835709
OH NO DONT DO IT
>>683835718
Hehehe~
We'll continue in private <3
Hey guys, how are you all <3
>>683835718
yeah baby, did you say lewd? come on daddy, cum all over my face and make feel like a bad little boy.
>>683835709
Sure buddy...
>>683835437
oh well
>sad rattle
>>683835353
Thats a delicious looking sausage you got there.
You know what. I'm done attention whoring now. Pretend this never happened, drunk me is significantly weirder than normal me.
Thanks, I guess. I dread the morning.
i dont know what to add to the thread
>>683835922
doing pretty good, hopping obscurity
pour some gravy on my cock
Late claim, Uncharted 4 is pretty fun and the statue that comes with the collector's edition is of decent quality.
>>683835603
I was playing Stellaris as a pacifistic specie who just wanted to study the galaxy, I got invaded by another empire and utterly destroyed mine..
>>683835709
Dubs always cheer me up~ Hey Akiko, how are you?
>>683835829
My glorious empire.. ;-;
How are you?
>>683835718
>>683835856
I knowwwww I willll. But I dont wanna now. Sleeping brings tomorrow faster and I dont really want that tbh.
Also, managed to drop a yogurt in the stairs while I was going back to my room. Probably woke up the whole house.
>>683835709
I never used it. Cousin said there's nothing but serial killers
Ako claimed
Finally off work.
>>683836114
pretty good now im home, had to play musical aircraft today.....how are you???
>>683836282
>musical aircraft
Please elaborate.
>>683835709
The new fire starter, it's so cute! ^-^ and I'm from NA so I guess that
>>683835829
I am good, it's getting so hot though, I took a second shower today just to cool off. We don't have AC and it sucks :/
>>683836114
RIP Megu
>>683836260
Super cute!
Welcome back to cancer! :D
>>683835603
>>683835617
>>683835709
>>683835845
So I see thread is still a bit cancerous
>>683835970
Rest In Puke
>>683836451
>implying waifu threads in general aren't cancerous
>>683835970
Not attention whoring in the slightest, venting is healthy. Sorry that you're feeling like that right now.
Hope you sleep warm and well, friendo.
>>683836282
Musical aircraft? Seems like a waste of funding kek
>>683836260
Welcome back~ How are you?
>>683836390
Super rip, my people got enslaved
>>683836451
>a bit cancerous
That's optimistic.
>>683835970
Well ily tats.
>>683835695
Well I just try to be the best person I can be without coming across as a prick. The world and the universe owe me literally nothing. When I'm gone the sun will rise and the wolrd will keep spinning. Best to make something worthwhile with the time you have right now. And believe me I wish I was more hard-working. I get distracted way too easily and tend to procrastinate.
>Unfortunately, I doubt I can do it.
Well I guess some people are just fated to die in darkness. I'll miss her though
>>683835828
I know right?
>>683835856
I'm not gonna drink the poison but it still sparks feels
>>683835922
>checked
I'm good but tired Tsuyu, how are you froggo?
>>683835926
Kek if there's bot looking for my money they'd be seriously disappointed.
that's one positive thing about me. No worries about gold diggers for poorfag Akiko anon
>>683836114
I'm gud, tired but gud
>>683836199
>checked
Probably, but everyone loves judging people based solely on their looks
>>683836390
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>683836451
Cancer never just goes away, it only grows and spreads
>>683836414
Thanks! Good to be back!
At a vidya tourney right now so may be posting slow
>>683835856
Oh, Okay~
>>683835970
Goodnight Tats.
Always free if you need to ask something here~
>>683836196
Do as you wish then.
I won't be up for long though~
Also, Nice job with the yoghurt kek
>>683836360
just moving around a whole bunch of helicopters to someone, who makes a lot more money than i do, desire, than after tieing one up, having to move it because they don't like it there kek
>>683836620
ehh it's only aircraft diesel, can't be too expensive kek!!
>>683836558
implgn<
>>683836623
It DID go down a little bit
But yeah shit is still cancerous
>>683836682
You have a good point
>haven't wanked today
what am i doing?
>>683836890
Oh joy, sounds like a cracking time.
>Yui
>>683836845
I'm already laying down, I'll just wait until I pass out.
At least it was tasty, though.
>Dva
>>683836682
Hey Peaches.
Trying to stay happy and stuff, big fight with my mother over something small.
But it's whatever.
>>683837012
>haven't wanked today what am i doing?
A good thing.
>Yui
>>683836890
Do you fly helicopters for a living?
>Ako
Ema Skye. She is so much better than Maya.
>>683837137
nuh uh ;^(
>>683836682
>Well I just try to be the best person I can be without coming across as a prick. The world and the universe owe me literally nothing. When I'm gone the sun will rise and the wolrd will keep spinning. Best to make something worthwhile with the time you have right now.
I need a poster with that.
>Well I guess some people are just fated to die in darkness. I'll miss her though
Never lose hope. Ever. If I can't do it, maybe someone else can.
>Emi
>>683836682
That's nice to hear, tired of coding all day I presume
>>683836890
If you say so~
>Megumin
Why haven't you made your own board to avoid all this shitposting?
>>683837436
It follows
>>683836682
True
>>683836770
Happens
Shinoa
>>683837533
But then you actually have a chance to b& it.
