Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
I'll drop it in here for free when the demo is done
As you said, anything for fellow /waifu/fags
I've been a poorfag all my life, I've been happy with what I had. Of course I strife for more, but I can appreciate the small pleasures of life. I know what an incredible privelege it is I am allowed to study. My interests and field of study shows promise of a steady future but even if all I get is a house with a roof and food in the fridge I'll be happy
So what do you want to study in college? I myself passed my entrance test with full flying colors. If you really want something the best way to get it is through great effort
I love all seafood, but salmon is by far my favorite. I once caught a wild salmon from the river, that meat was godlike. I like it best raw or in Maki rolls with some soy
Yup, Zenyatta isn't that bad though, those Discord orbs can be dangerous.
What do you think of D.Va's and Junkrat's Qs? The wheel shit has fucked me way too often
Is it a good place to live in?
Best Waifu Claimed as alaways: Mafuyu
so who's lookin' to get fucked and sucked by the hottest glutton on this whole damn planet!
hope those legs of your break on a highway
Yes, is that not what you would like to be called leader??
I hacked my account now I am 11th prestige bitch, hope youre ready for the shit storm
Probably last claim for me before I sleep. I really shouldnt be awake..
Great ultimates overall. Well, when they're in the enemy team. When I'm the one Qing, it feels like Im throwing firecrackers instead of actual explosives.
listen here you fucking cocksucker, your waifu is stupid looking and goddamn worthless.
Get Out Glutinous Pervs.
Probably my least favorite waifu here.
Ugly as shit and underaged, please consider ending your own life.
I just want to feel alive again.
I just threw up on my bed, not a great start.
mandatory cc claim
mother fuckin mother fucker
I have never caught wild fish before. Let alone caught any fish when I went fishing
I wasn't here a few thread ago. Did I miss out much?
I don't think we ever done such
You're scaring me, prinz
Season 2 or movie maybe. That's what I'm hoping for
Lewd leader just makes it sound like I started it.. That's all
gluttonous* jesus fucking christ, i'm a fat uneducated piece of shit, and i know how to spell that one. says a lot about you, dumbshit retard.
best thumbnail 4chan gave me so far
more like an ugly excuse of a character
Was not trying to say the sin, mentally retarded faggot.
goodnight see ya later
get over yourself. go fucking suck a wet fart out of your grandpa's ass and hold it in like a bong rip, you fucking tryhard retard.
seriously, you can't even spell and your calling me retarded. pathetic
Sing? NO it was the SIN, fucking moron.
nice insult from the 8th grade
I speared him from a kayak
They seemed pretty docile, maybe other kayaks fed them or something. Either way not my problem and it was delicious
Just ignore it, you're only fanning the flames
Yeah man I dont have time for grinding shit games, I gotta be on top as soon as I can!
I apologize! I didnt mean to make it seem like that. My bad!
We havent, I respect you too much frenemy
go suck off your lord and savior.
G-goddess of lewds?
Sorry Rikka, it was my fault~
>Actually, I'm not sorry
I want to start licking that chocolate from your breasts and go all the way down through your belly.
> just threw up on my bed
How bad is your illness? You should probably get some rest man. Is there anyone there to take care of you? What symproms you got?
nice job capitalizing "no"
please consider tackling a moving train.
>grinding shit games
What the fuck did you just say, MW2 is a 11/10 in my books, you've got some real shit taste.
It's good to be grateful for what you have, but never stop trying to go further, you might be the next big game developer, strive for success.
I want to study medicine, the entrance exams aren't hard, but the marks required for medicine are astronomically high.
>We'll appreciate you leaving the demo, wholeheartedly
Good night! We'll continue this conversation if you are here tomorrow.
I give up.
I want that fucking thumbnail too
Nah that's okay! Just word it differently next time okay?
Good job hiding, you did well
I know Shimakaze is already a cutie anyway, so even if Prinz isn't there yet, it's worth watching.
I'll stay here for a bit but post less for a bit.
Who's up for some huggies?
you responded to it; nice job "ignoring" me, moron.
go down to my meaty and sweaty cock and finish it off
Well I have just always been happy with what I had. I never realized I was poorfag until I got to high school where I felt it hard of course. I strive mostly to share my content and ideas with you guys, not so much in it for the money, but it's a nice bonus of course.
Medicine eh? That's a noble path you're on. What do you hope to do with it?
Your usual shitposting, along with some ERP
How are you Konata?
Hey there, I'm good, playing some lol, kinda confused. how are you?
You thought I said Ignore to you, moron.
You wouldn't be the first one.
I'll just put the remote where it was before Hehe~
Everyone's here to help...
You could've just told us what's going on~
Same boat as you, no idea what the hell is going on.
MW2 is a shit game ita all about CoD 4, thats where all the real men play. Not your pussy ass commando, no stupid one man army, real shooting games!
Yes captain! I will next time I promise!
Thank you, I needed to return to you, its what kept me alive
Make sure to warn me when you are about to finish, I don't want your sweaty load of manjuice in my mouth.
Heh, shimakaze is pretty cute. You only watch the show for the girls Really.
N... No don't!
well, you did respond to my post. nice job capitalizing "ignore" in the middle of a sentence, dumbshit.
oh snap! how are you today? im good mostly
polka dots are cute :3
Aw that sounds like so much fun! I went fishing in a lake and got a bite and reeled it in and it got lose ;_; was sure it was a catfish
Totally agreed on that. It's like that childhood best friend of opposite sex that are like family kind of feel
Hey Tats, I know I'm new here but I totally know how you feel. I'd say that it's gonna "be ok" but you probably heard that a thousand times. You should take a nap, man.
I gotta agree thats my main reason to start watching too.
make sure to smear my mayonnaise all over your small child like body
that was a good one
I'm tired man, been coding and modelling a good 12 hours or something and calling it a day now, looking to play some vidya
Do you play EUW?
How long have you been going? I helped my stepdad get off the stuff. He's 2 years clean now but that sure was a ride through hell.
Withdrawal is no joke. How are you dealing with it?
>trip dubs checked
Alcohol is a bit counter productive if feeling alive is what you want.
>I have just always been happy with what I had
I envy those who can think like you. But, I firmly believe that if you are good at something, you should get paid for it.
>What do you hope to do with it?
I want to become a neurologist and hopefully cure things like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, multiple sclerosis and stuff like that.
In my defense I must say you did it first. I don't know why I bother trying to help anyone.
It's your life. Do as you please.
yeah you fucking manimal monster. i would love to ram a banana up my ass, while dipping my balls in hot oil after reading this.
Hi Kagami, been waiting for you to come on.
The tornadoes haven't taken you!
But you hated it since the first time I showed it to you...
you have??? w-what for???
it'll take more than tornadoes to kill me!!!!
go fuck yourself
its a lively hood
Nah I don't play it, what is it? Kagami got me obsessed with LoL so I mostly play that, but I'll definitely be playing the new Pokemon later.
Hey there! how are you?
Nah. I'm fine. Leave me to destroy my liver alone.
Semi-alone at least. Drinking without anyone to talk to is boring.
I will, maybe just a few more shots and I'm gone.
Doesn't interest me.
>How do you deal with it?
Aww, you're welcome <3
Yeah. Just a heads up the story line is really meh, but the girls keep you Interested
I didn't hate it, to be honest it was quite fun! Just unexpected
Because everyone else was consumed by ERP and shitposting.
OH SHIT BOI, I just checked my phone and noticed location was turned off. And guess what, Tinder doesn't sen you notifications when your location is turned off
>mfw phone wouldn't stop vibrating
>mfw 22 matches
>mfw all 3D grills
Well it's a mindset that I like to believe was grown from experience. I believe that if I do what I love good enough people will pay me for it anyway.
Curing Alzheimer would be most welcome. If you could do that inbetween now and say 3 years that'd be swell
Sup Kagami, bit of shitposting going on at the moment.
that image has traveled far beyond stupid as we know it, and into a whole n'other dimension of stupid. you're a faggot.
>mfw all 3D grills
You mean bots?
hey! im fine, just had a long day at work....'cause tornadoes kek, we had to move all our aircraft back out again....
oh!!! sorry to hear that...how did your day go??
i see that now....how are you doing kyo??
I really want to sleep but you guys are keeping me up.
God dammit, I like you all already.
You should, really. Please be okay.
As long as there's cute girls, I'm down.
I meant do you play lol in EUW (Europe West server)
Oh yea I heard about the new pokemon but I'm missing out on al the news. I guess I'm getting old
Well that's one way to deal with it.
it should, considering you're a fuck-up on such a colossal level. it's astounding.
I still don't know if you're the kind of person for Telegram or stuff like that so I won't even ask.
Though I won't say anything, if someone needs help, I need to know that she/he wants it first.
Buy it's too lewd to be used here...
Been lying in bed all day with a headache, somewhat better now. What about you?
Legends never die amirite? Im a bit confused but fine, I got what I wanted, stuff to worry about that I shouldn't really care.
Get on my level.
My science empire is doomed by another invading empire... My efforts were useless.. How's /waifu/ doing?
That's a nice way on thinking.
>we're keeping you up
Ah I wouldn't want to do that! Sleeps more important, I'll talk to you tomorrow?
Who said it had to be public~
We can always do it in private <3
you snail-skulled little rabbit
sorry to hear that...good that you're getting better though! just a long day at work....
l-legends?? im far from a legend....im not even bookworthy lol
do you wanna talk about it??
uh oh, are you ok? We don't get any natural disasters here besides dust storms and I guess people can have heat strokes, but for the most part, I'm safe ^-^
my bad >.> and I don't think so. I want a Litten :(
I wanna stayyy.
Too many cute waifus for me to sleep :(
I'm a teacher and I finished university.
I'm pretty okay on that front, I've got external issues right now.
Thanks for the infinate hugs <3 im gonna need them I just got called into work on my day off. So stupid.
See you guys later <3 love you all
The world is in serious need of more people like you. Too many good-for-nothing narcissist who want to get paid for existing because they think the world owes them something. You are the hard-working type. I like you.
And I wish I could cure Alzheimer's in 3 years. Believe me, if I had a few Med books and money for research, I'd try. The degree and the career itself are nothing but formalities for me. Unfortunately, I doubt I can do it. Someone else might though, I believe in scientists.
Stop answering him.
>tfw one of your ex girlfriends is one of your matches
I'm not sure how to feel about this
I can definitely see that there's a catfish or two, but most of them look really real enough to be real
You can say that again
I haven't use Tinder in a month maybe
at least you got some dubs
Fuck, you know you can check what server you're playing on in the launcher. What's a Litten?
Well I never did something like that with you so...
It may be new~
D.Va go to sleep if you really need to~
It's the Lewd goddess that speaks.
>Even if The queen Stocking has the highest rank on ERP
im okay, i just have to deal with the stuff that comes with it lol, how are you doin???
rip explosion empire...
But you need to sleeeeeeep. We're not going anywhere, we'll be here tomorrow
Nooooooo! I'll cya later Rikka <3
I'll see you tomorrow
Yep! Stocking ended it ironically
OH NO DONT DO IT
We'll continue in private <3
yeah baby, did you say lewd? come on daddy, cum all over my face and make feel like a bad little boy.
Thats a delicious looking sausage you got there.
You know what. I'm done attention whoring now. Pretend this never happened, drunk me is significantly weirder than normal me.
Thanks, I guess. I dread the morning.
i dont know what to add to the thread
doing pretty good, hopping obscurity
pour some gravy on my cock
Late claim, Uncharted 4 is pretty fun and the statue that comes with the collector's edition is of decent quality.
I was playing Stellaris as a pacifistic specie who just wanted to study the galaxy, I got invaded by another empire and utterly destroyed mine..
Dubs always cheer me up~ Hey Akiko, how are you?
My glorious empire.. ;-;
How are you?
I knowwwww I willll. But I dont wanna now. Sleeping brings tomorrow faster and I dont really want that tbh.
Also, managed to drop a yogurt in the stairs while I was going back to my room. Probably woke up the whole house.
I never used it. Cousin said there's nothing but serial killers
pretty good now im home, had to play musical aircraft today.....how are you???
The new fire starter, it's so cute! ^-^ and I'm from NA so I guess that
I am good, it's getting so hot though, I took a second shower today just to cool off. We don't have AC and it sucks :/
Welcome back to cancer! :D
So I see thread is still a bit cancerous
>implying waifu threads in general aren't cancerous
Not attention whoring in the slightest, venting is healthy. Sorry that you're feeling like that right now.
Hope you sleep warm and well, friendo.
Musical aircraft? Seems like a waste of funding kek
Welcome back~ How are you?
Super rip, my people got enslaved
Well I just try to be the best person I can be without coming across as a prick. The world and the universe owe me literally nothing. When I'm gone the sun will rise and the wolrd will keep spinning. Best to make something worthwhile with the time you have right now. And believe me I wish I was more hard-working. I get distracted way too easily and tend to procrastinate.
>Unfortunately, I doubt I can do it.
Well I guess some people are just fated to die in darkness. I'll miss her though
I know right?
I'm not gonna drink the poison but it still sparks feels
I'm good but tired Tsuyu, how are you froggo?
Kek if there's bot looking for my money they'd be seriously disappointed.
that's one positive thing about me. No worries about gold diggers for poorfag Akiko anon
I'm gud, tired but gud
Probably, but everyone loves judging people based solely on their looks
I have no idea what you're talking about
Cancer never just goes away, it only grows and spreads
Thanks! Good to be back!
At a vidya tourney right now so may be posting slow
Always free if you need to ask something here~
Do as you wish then.
I won't be up for long though~
Also, Nice job with the yoghurt kek
just moving around a whole bunch of helicopters to someone, who makes a lot more money than i do, desire, than after tieing one up, having to move it because they don't like it there kek
ehh it's only aircraft diesel, can't be too expensive kek!!
>Well I just try to be the best person I can be without coming across as a prick. The world and the universe owe me literally nothing. When I'm gone the sun will rise and the wolrd will keep spinning. Best to make something worthwhile with the time you have right now.
I need a poster with that.
>Well I guess some people are just fated to die in darkness. I'll miss her though
Never lose hope. Ever. If I can't do it, maybe someone else can.