Waifu claiming thread.
>leave your lewd shit outside
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: kill yourself
Mafuyu claimed as always
Best German CV Claimed
>German ships are the best on the world
>Dont forget that !
Waiting for your "kys"
>My body is ready.
Waiting for more !
I dont want too look for Graf doujins
>yes i know there is a few of them
Honestly, it's really not all that bad. Plus, next week is last week of school for me, so I'll get plenty of sleep after that.
Oh my this picture.
Most definently. The lewd was bad enough, but then the shitposting is no fun. Well, we're on /b/ so can't expect much.
cant run from my love~~
Shiki claimed once before going to sleep
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Glad to hear that~
Yeah you're right.
Oh yeah. Just making a joke.
>If dubs, laser battleaxe!
let's continue the erp hehe
*sucks noir's cock and shit on floor, thus unleashing a powerful aroma of shit which fuels everyones erection*
Just sitting here so bored.
thats some hot erp there~~
What the hell is happening in these threads?
>rerolling for this rattle
some gluttonous erp~
I'm gonna go do something for about an hour and a half, see you guys later.
Yeah I slept pretty well last night.
>keep ERP and RP to a maximum
Who wants to fuck me in the ass,
>saved that one too
>German ships > all
>same to you again
Rikka I have no fucking clue
ill put my chili dog to some use
been cooking all day~~~~
*massages breasts and fingers butthole, then licks poop off shit covered finger* *slaps you to get you riled up*
>Waiting for more!
So am I.
Repost from last thread cuz thats great pic
I know right? I went for dinner and next thing I know there's some shitty erp going on
I can see that..
thats pretty erp~~
Thats Rp you perv. Not going to rp with you and don't touch my waifu, you rapiest.
>Pulls out Excalibur
thanks, gut buddy
Lewds happened, frenemy
Dude... get some sleep lol
Smuggin n thuggin my dude
Oh, I'm five hours late on the answer, but I believe you asked if I was having problems cause I had little sleep. Nah, I just stayed up all night playing vidya with friends. Also, fuck ton of lewd and erp, including shitposters is what's happening.
Oh, bby do me long and hard ~~~~~~~~~~~
Will Anon-sama use my lewd body as toy? ~~~~~~~
*rubs stomach and toys with genitals, thus sending chills up your body.* come on, play with me boy.
>Vigil contemplates whether or not it was worth the pain
Gute Nacht !
Sleep well !
>BF1 will be great !
Ok thats too much erp
No one know
>German ships > all
Keep it up
Its all they need to know
Hello there !
>can't get enough!
Enought of erp ?
Give me some more time, I'll share some more :3
Good thing you saved that one. It's a great pic
Want to see the Remote controller again?
It's too late, already.
ill drench you in mustard and mayonnaise
gonna feast on you like this fresh rotisserie chicken i just hunted
that was a good one
sits here and stares at wall while toying with cock and balls. just waiting for my knight in shining armor to sweep me off my feet and fuck and suck my cocka doodle dooooooooooo ~~~~~~~~~~
No? You won't hurt me more?
This makes Gray Fox sad.
o thought you left good to see dva still here
that was a good one~~
I'm watching you.
>Thats a ERP spirit
Norie you know what to do
my lord, my own hairy gut turns me on. anyone wanna play for a bit? ^.^ kinda shy so don't be rough ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
im so gluttonous and erp~~
Fuck it, calling it a day
I've been coding and modelling since 8 am
What are you guys up to?
How are you?
It is, D.Va has the best pics
Hell yeah, but only if you accompany me~
Good shit, that's some good shit right there bby ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I want you inside me arsehole. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For some unexplained reason, nobody has claimed Yuno yet, so I am.
im too gluttonous for my own good~
she's fucking hot. i wish i could bang her booty while stuffing my gut with only the most elegant fast food products my welfare check can buy.
Nice to see you again Shinoa! -hugs-
This is my final claim for tonight.
I've only been here a short time, but I can honestly say that /waifu/ has some of the nicest guys I've seen in a long time.
I love you all.
Let's speak again soon. o7
I just got back from getting food and I refreshed and it all went downhill from there
The root of all evil. Lewds.
I can see that!
No I know that, its the fat dude thats making me confused
I am okay with some RP and ERP and lewds are fun too, but shitposting to this amount is unforgivable.
Well I hope you go to bed tonight and sleep well so youre not so tired. <3
i love conversing with jelly donuts in convenient stores
thats erp right?~
>The root of all evil. Lewds.
>lewds are fun too
Make up your mind
You know I actually wonder what's with those spanish flags all the time. Do they serve the purpose of an emoticon or something?
What do you mean Graf?~
You really...want to use that...again?
>Blinks twice confused
I will probably leave soon though. It's already midnight.. :(
She does, even if Mercy is a qt too.
its erp if you finger the donut like a vajayjay and toy with your cock and balls while slapping your fat ass with a fly swapper you grabbed from one of the shelves.
hey there, smal and cute
mind if i eat your jelly donught with my tongue?~
My innocent self is scarred forever
>I don't mind erp or rp, the fat dude is scarring me
See ya later~
Scary, isn't it?
watching the shitfest here happen
I can't stand this shitposting, lewd, or erp. See you all in a couple of hours.
Is anyone interested in having a meaningful conversation?
I offer myself for that.
I'm not going to be able to be here until like 6:30 for the next 2 weeks
I'm so pissed because I haven't had anything to eat since like 12
>no one will fuck your sweet tasty boi pussy
I'm doing good. Got my psychology final out the way and have art for tomorrow! How are you qt?
Night my akiko. Take it easy man
Hello there. It's been some time. How are you?
Take care maki!
I will only lewd for the bun
>Not wanting to get fucked and loved on by a psychopath
I'm down, fam.
Don't worry, I give him till the end of this thread and then he'll get bored and leave
If you can't handle this you probably shouldn't hang around too much. Happens all the time
Right here, ask me literally anything
No mang I just came in. I quit working on my game for today. I've been working for a solid 14 hours. Good thing I had some extra food because I passed out yesterday so I couldn't eat. More salmon for me
Night Then !
>Hope we will talk againg soon
Agg this good times with black lagoon
>What do you mean Graf?~
You good know what i mean my pasta boy
>File: ^C5BA6CAA3C4FEF15C28CCC92(...).jpg (7 KB,
>get out of here fast it's too dangerous
There's nothing I can do, just hide and let it pass
I wouldn't want you missing out a second time <3
Yeah, I'm still trying to find a wallpaper for her
Nice! I'm doing well, I'm having fun in the thread
Did I just started a lewd fest?
Sleep well c:
Anything you want to, where are you from?
Good to hear, D.Va, which characters from Overwatch do you think will be nerfed after the open beta?
Are you working, studying or living a NEET life?
Fight me Yui.
VERY. Hold me!
N...not for me? Your frenemy??
Yes Maam, I shall find a nice spot behind a rock
You did. Good job :3
Probably Bastion, I do hope. People complained so much about him during the open beta there's no chance they won't touch him.
For Mercy or Dva? There's quite a lot of good Mercy wallpapers out there.
>Rattle poke rattle
Seems Syndra doesn't want to play along with my jokes. Lol
Probably because they want me to kill myself. oh well.
How's your day been? lol
That was fun.
I'm gonna go pass out and/or suffocate on my own vomit.
Oh yeah the lewds~
But I never used that on me~
Good taste in this thread fam
We all want to do it
And im heading the bed now
>Fucking work time
Gute Nacht everyone !
Have a nice and wet dreams about your waifu
Whoops again! Sounds like your game is coming in good! How's the salmon?
Sounds like a load. But them money tho
I can see..
Not you too!
This is your erp queen!
Cut this shit out, you horny fuckers. The ERP revolution will not start yet.
Good, stay there til I say it's clear okay?
Mercy. I had trouble finding one
Really? Well I'd be honored to be your first~
I found a few of them somewhere, I'm sure, wil ltell you if I find them again.
>off by one
I'm a student game arts and design and in my free time I work odd jobs here and there. I'm developing my own game now but you probably know that by now. I 'm too poor to live the NEET life. I can barely buy food as it is. But all you really need is internetz, a place to sleep and some canned fruit, am I right?
What life are you living?
Late night Europe or America?
raw and delicious. How do you eat salmon otherwise? In a way I'm glad I passed out yesterday. Most food I've had in days
Good thing Moogs came in to cure it
What map nerd?
What do you mean not me?!?
Yes maam!! I will do my best to survive
alright I think I am okay now
Well no I mean school work remember?
Actually I only post lewds here because ERP is really not something you should do here, to respect others~
I'm proud of it.
Good night Graf.
But no one talked about the Lewd night 2.0!
This is nothing compared to that!
Oh so that's what you want~
Not that I'll do RP here and you know it.
I can't enjoy RP anyway, lewds are more than enough though.
Based stocking has arrived
>but I think it's too late
Good luck, you're gonna need it o7
Ah I know that, but did I ever say it had to be here?
I'd say Bastion for sure. Hanzo's Q maybe too. Any buffs?
>Notice I'm not an expert in Overwatch, I played literally only two days
>Had a blast though
Stop doing this to yourself, or I'll fucking go to Greece and scold you personally 24/7.
>Good night <3
Tell me, how's the situation there? I'm an Eurofag and I know fuckall about the US.
Thank you Jesus.
I'm Catholic again.
If you are developing your own game, bring it here when it's finished, we'll play it for sure, anything for a fellow /waifu/fag.
>But all you really need is internetz, a place to sleep and some canned fruit, am I right?
It's better if you have more than that though.
I'm living a life between the student life and a NEET life, I study languages this year only to give use to my time, since what I want to is go to college. I didn't make last year because of my shitty marks, so I'll try again this year.
Gotta have roughly 8.6/10 to be accepted.
Stop. Hurting. Yourself. Or I'll do what I posted above
fuk me hard~
i need more mayonnaise
Please stop this
Where's the cute hugging prinz? The one that isn't a nympomanic
My nigga! My favorite way to eat salmon when I'm out eating at the place called hibachi grill. Love how chewy it is and then swallowing it is satisfyingly good
Fine then. As long as it doesn't get too wild. Shit ain't right
Don't remeber you telling me that honestly
we can share some mustard and hotdogs
that will make you feel better~
oh my god, did someone say lewd? fondles scrot while simultaneously toying with butthole and feeling tits. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's good to hear
Going to lurk until the shitposting stops, see ya'll later~
suck my hot dog brother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
thats pretty lewd
you fat disgusting freak~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why was i brought here aga-
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?
The more lewd you post, the more I want to check out Kantai collection.
Hanzo Q should be a little less wide. I honestly want a Zenyatta buff.
Tats at least you should've waited for the weekend.
>Especially if they're from me!
Prinz I never saw you like this~
be kind to my behind boy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well I'm a NEET, so I haven't really done so much in Virginia.
It was a few threads ago.
come here, little cute~
i have some glutton i need to share with you
slowly rubs condiments on tits while licking innards of ear
Fine by me. Im gonna fuck you up.
Thank you lewd leader
It never gets that bad with me! Does it??
Stay sage Megumin!
takes donut and begins to stroke your cock while tonguing the donut middle. sticks finger up your ass to coat finger in your shit, then smears poopy condiment all over donut and consumes it in a hot second. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This is my lewd side. My apologies.
It won't happen again <3
>atleaat for a while
Kek, Prinz isn't in the show yet
Heh, it's uncommon for me to be like this
L.. Lewd leader?