Damn it, someone next door was fucking really loudly now I'm in the mood, send me something sexy?
What did you say about me you little bitch? I will have you know I have over 300 confirmed sex partners in the tristate area. Before you decide you want to go fuck a dog with a blender, eat a toaster because I'm scared of Osama bin Laden. Eat shit.
Luv u bye.
I'm sorry, Ashley. I was just joking around. I told these random guys on the Internet to tell me what to say to you. http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/683821846683825308
I'm just trying to be funny, fuck off
FUCK YOU BITCH, I POUR MY HEART OUT TO YOU AND ASK YOU TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME, AND YOU DO THAT??? YOU BETTER GET HOLD OF A GUN REAL QUICK CUZ I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOUR ASS
You see... my uncle just died, that's not important but... he left me some money, a lot actually, and I have always admired you from afar, I was hoping now that I have enough to invest in a future... maybe we could see where things go... he left me his house as well... I don't know why... his kids both died and he looked at me like a son I guess, anyway... I've always loved you, I don't know why... maybe it's that dorky smile, maybe it's those bright eyes that seem to glitter when you laugh, there's something about you that I find so irresistible.
Name one place you've always wanted to see, anywhere in the world, and on one condition, I'll take you.
Just do me the honor of having dinner with me.
well fedoras aside hes right you know
Holy fuck dude thats a noval
underage b& confirmed. When you start getting into your 20s and 30s you'll see.
The only way to get a decent woman is to either get them young, which is creepy, or get them old when they're willing to act like feminine women again out of desperation, which is degrading. Everything in the middle fucking sucks
It turns out he was a miser, you know.. one of those guys who stashes all their shit, like a hoarder except with money.
And you don't need to rub it in that he had no kids, he did once.
I'm considering retracting my offer considering how insensitive you are being towards my loss.
I was just joking about that other stuff, want to get a coffee?
Dude.... what the fuck is wrong with your family? One uncle in a trailer, one a pedo? Dude....
yeah well.. turns out he made a ton of cash that is invested overseas, he fell ill in prison and sent me everything before he died
wewshitboi shes into incest, dats hot
Fuck you seth you ruin everything's
>dubs decide what OP says to girlfriend
>see name of girl
>see pic of girl
>know it's your brother's girlfriend
>tell brother's girlfriend
Mystery solved. Really hard to figure out but I did it.
You're really not seth? Damn, I could've sworn that you were...